Peacemaker's Unconventional Threat With A Napkin Dispenser

Peacemaker Tries Hard! (DC Comics, 2023) Issue 4
Writer: Kyle Starks
Artist: Steve Pugh
Colors: Jordie Bellaire
Lettering: Becca Carey

[@edwardrizer8505]

Peacemaker should have had a crossover with DoomPatrol

[@malcire]

He does. Pretty sure it just came out.

[@edwardrizer8505]

@@malcire no? DoomPatrol ended last year and PeaceMaker season 2 releases next year.

[@malcire]

@@edwardrizer8505 oh, you meant the TV show. I thought you meant the comics since this a Peacemaker one (I think the Black Label one (which doesn't cross over to my knowledge but seems more in line with the show in tone and design)).

[@tarvisgeorge8022]

Tbh a peace maker x Deadpool story would be so fuckin fun but sadly they’re never cross brands

[@davidmetcalf8054]

@@tarvisgeorge8022 lets get disney and wb to work out a new amalgam verse

[@ThemStickers]

"I've touched every spot on this wretched planet, and drew blood on most" is so insanely hard omg

[@PhantorumPrime117]

Ikr?

[@plasma7819]

sounds mad gay

[@yeet1177]

@@plasma7819how though?

[@ARandomEliatrope]

​@@plasma7819 what are you... 12???

[@plasma7819]

@@yeet1177 "i've never had a napkin dispenser in my rectum" "ive touched every spot" homosexual intonations can be inferred

[@rubberneckinc.8937]

I am an old guy and the amount of times Red Bee pops up in stories is actually pretty funny. Finally after years Peacemaker gets interesting.

[@dragerien2]

I have to be grateful with John Cena's portrayal of the character, because the extra attention and quality has made him a more common name and changed how the character flows. Now everyone has a clear mental voice and attitude tied to the character, which makes scenes like this all the better too. ^_^

[@thegamebusters5413]

He was pretty cool when he helped Blue Beetle in the original universe

[@nummnutz7046]

Was seriously hoping this comment would go a different direction after watching the video

[@didybopintitys]

@@nummnutz7046 “I’m an old guy and can confirm it is incredibly uncomfortable”

[@ejgrass04]

@@dragerien2yeah after reading the way he is written in that scene, I have to say john cena is killing this role so far. Been waiting for season 2 since the show dropped

[@JohnDoe-kp5dm]

Ok but the napkin dispenser was invented in 1928 which means even with thousands of years of life he did this recently, like last year to him 🤨

[@jackdenihan5333]

Or he had something of similar size done years before that…

[@VeebsterTV]

@@jackdenihan5333those bronze papyrus dispensers must’ve been a painful memory to stick with him since ancient Egypt

[@samboyd1828]

​@@VeebsterTV nah, the iron ones from Rome, harder metal, sharper corners

[@jackdenihan5333]

@@VeebsterTV the Spanish Inquisition had a lot of bad experiences for him

[@SoulKingBK]

@@jackdenihan5333 even he didn’t expect the Spanish inquisition

[@cloudedarctrooper]

Oh my god they're _actually_ basing peacemaker's facial structure on john cena now, that is *gold.*

[@AgentTexes]

The Suicide Squad anime also has Cena as the facial template. It's kinda distracting because every few scenes I'm just thinking "holy shit, it's just John Cena in an anime."

[@diobrando5896]

He the new Deadpool

[@XtreemAlan]

@@diobrando5896or Nick Fury The difference was that Nick Fury was always meant to look like Samuel Jackson, even before Samuel even knew about Nick Fury

[@gremblorthesackgoblin7953]

​@@XtreemAlanAtleast Ultimate Fury, 616 Fury Sr. Was a revolving door of faces and changes

[@XtreemAlan]

@@gremblorthesackgoblin7953 I know My first time seeing Fury was in the Ultimate Alliance games

[@Djendnotes]

Aw nahh, homie really replied with "jokes on u im into that shit"

[@Redfoxjack]

“There is no one alive who can comprehend my sexual preference or my kinks”

[@kuroiphox989]

​@@Redfoxjack Ah, the Crimson Fucker!

[@dragon44048]

@@Redfoxjack got a love Helsing abriged

[@heartlessnobody1143]

And then his bluff got called

[@christophermorris9816]

@@dragon44048 "the christians are crusading while the nazi's are invading"

[@fenrirsrage4609]

I like how the General outright admits that it has happened to him to seem tough and follows it up with that he doesnt want it to happen again thats great

[@joeyghostx]

I love how they gave the one guy on DoomPatrol who had eternal life and really outright said they have done EVERY torture method on him before we got to him.

[@donaldlykins4548]

Did they draw peacemaker to look more like John Cena or is it really that good of a fit?

[@KashMcMann]

This is probably a newer comic (not sure) but from my experience reading comics, they will change the art style of character to better match the actors once there’s an iconic face to the character. And well John Cena is Peacemaker, so why change it up?

[@HeterosexuaI]

this is a newer comic, but even the ones before this he kinda looks like him. he's just a good fit

[@Limes_Taste_Good]

​@KashMcMann plus the mask does take up most of the face, less facial features have to match up or be similar enough.

[@mrroboshadow]

More of the former A good few years ago I remember peacemaker going through a biker phase (because comics) and he looked nothing like John Cena Just generic white man with eagle tattoos

[@garrettszarenski9417]

This comic line is 'Peacemaker Tries Hard!' from 2023, so he is made out to look more Cena-esque. It is a good and fun story, and is available hardcover as a graphic novel as well. I'd say worth the read!

[@dylanbohannon8796]

Gotta love how Peacemaker reads like a transcript for a really comical D&D session lmao

[@mega_bird700]

“You’re really refuting all of my bluffs today” 😂 that’s just so damn funny to me

[@TheHorseOutside]

This reads like a fucking dnd playthrough lmao

[@personintrest6781]

That's a really weird flex

[@alexnovak2669]

Yeah quite a stretch.

[@smilesbrib]

@@alexnovak2669 Just like what happened to his rectum

[@ocal123]

​@@alexnovak2669just like his ass

[@GuyNamedGray]

Me trying to compare injury stories with my dad and grandpa

[@Batchall_Accepted]

I love the logic behind this that normally gets ignored with these types of characters: just cause hes experienced it before doesn't mean having it happen again wouldn't suck 😂😂

[@TOMMY716]

This one made me laugh so hard it hurts

[@joehelm5607]

Kyle Starks was the perfect choice to write Peacemaker.

[@AAnotherJoe]

Loved this style. I hope more vids like this show up on my feed

[@beetle149]

I feel bad for the fans of peacemaker BEFORE the SS movie. Like sure, He wasn't the most popular character, but he had fans and was completly diffrerent character. I like CenaMaker, but I dread for my beloved less popular Characters (Like Hitman) to get the same make over.

[@blaisebible4187]

Taps on it*** Sideways

[@rowshack]

I'm 47 years old and have drank matcha tea. I can see why he folded.

[@mrroboshadow]

Ok but how many immortal characters does DC even have? This guy, then theres Vandal Savage and Ra's Al Ghul Any more we dont know about?

[@wil2560]

Isn't Darkseid also immortal? DC loves their immortals apparently.

[@nagatodan]

Meanwhile, Marvel has the Eternals

[@mrroboshadow]

@@nagatodan except the eternals are supposed to be like gods, in the vein of like Hercules or Thor In DC these are just regular dudes with no super powers other than being old and smart...because they are so old

[@nagatodan]

@@mrroboshadow that's true, there's a big difference, the name is just synonym makes me smirk and chuckle a bit everytime

[@leandroblom6886]

​@@wil2560to be fair darkseid is a god so it makes sense

[@was3513]

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[@jasonsterlingentertainment478]

Peacemaker comics red like an issue of 'The boys'. If Butcher showed up to bag peacemaker i wouldn't een be surprised

[@smurphy8881]

The General….weird flex, but has some how earned my respect.

[@FireFloofJax]

I love this comic oml

[@ANIM3PLAN3T]

"Ooh wow thats funny" he said with the a straight face

[@Pixel-Cheese-Cake]

Peacemaker successes on a nat 1

[@PyroniusRex]

Love how Peacemaker's expression in the first panel is like some Hannah Barbara cartoon

[@shupwoop7025]

I swear that's general deathshead

[@emeraldkattable]

I want a peacemaker deadpool crossover event movie. I will not rest til i see it

[@coconutboi5606]

This comic like a fever dream😂

[@ashennyx8820]

Im.fuckin dead

[@mikelo1019]

That's effing funny 😅

[@deonjoyner960]

This is going in my top 20 comic book interactions. D.P. takes up half, though.

[@hucknanjing1083]

Reminds me of crocus

[@samuelbankston2108]

Fun mini series. Got lucky and got them all for cheap

[@adrianfoster7387]

This scene needs to be in the show!

[@keandredewayneavery8132]

This is the first time I've seen General Mortis outside of the Teen Titans

[@extortionae6419]

The rare siting of John cena because someone colored him in 😭

[@MisterRorschach90]

I’m sold. I’m buying this.

[@koopawarss9162]

The comedy in peacemaker reminds me of the venture bros

[@KingMarkus222]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh fuck that got such a good laugh out of me I had a coughing fit

[@dirty56ace]

Definitely going to have to start reading Peacemaker 😂😂

[@thenewguyinred]

When you’re absolutely immortal, there’s a 100% chance that you will eventually do everything.

[@WilhelmScreamer]

The deck is sweet but the fate you inflicted on yourself in the very last game is truly hilarious

[@DiscountWaifu]

i have to start reading these cause seriously!! 😂

[@Jacktrack7]

He looks exactly like Cena.

[@Tentacoool]

lol yeah

[@DarkFlamesDarkness]

The dawn of man is nowhere near far enough back to touch even half the planet, let alone kill on most of it. remember when cars & planes were made.

[@robertfrench4847]

He also might mean the dawn of man's ancestors. But also remember, that the Romans had contact with the Chinese, which means a trip across Eurasia and back needs to be able to be made in one human lifetime. Which he has a countless amount of to make that treck.

[@ProffessorYellow]

Great scene

[@masterassassinaltairibn-la4698]

Ah yes we need John Cena to continue being the actor of Peacemaker and continue to make movies based on the comics of that Peacemaker is apart of because John Cena just makes the character even more hilarious and diabolical at the same time because i could see him having a moive based on this exact story of the comic because I could see John trying so gawd damn hard not to just burst out laughing after saying the same exact line in this clip

[@MaskedManMikeMD]

This makes me wonder that if someone did live as long as this guy, how many sexual things would they end up doing

[@joltedjon]

For a second I thought that they made a comic already of John cena as peacemaker

[@austinwithrock4052]

Bro we need Peacemaker and Fantastic 4 crossover

[@uzimakiking]

that is funny

[@sincereflowers3218]

Wow Cena and the comic book peacekeeper look so similar 😮

[@leoalcaraz6153]

Peace maker could have been DC’s Deadpool but they fumbled it, should have been a movie

[@Baffi_]

Peacemaker is John Cena now 😂

[@nukedpyro]

No amount of time would wipe away that trauma, no wonder buddy dont want it to happen again 😂

[@krimsonk-9478]

He really does look like john cena...

[@braydenc1791]

What run is this?

[@brosfoesandheroes]

2023's Peacemaker Tries Hard! It was fantastic from start to finish!

[@issacclarke2264]

Ay just because he’s had it happen once don’t mean he want it again!

[@angelbabydragon]

The fact that it has already happened to that old man is what surprises me😅 Still an hilarious piece nonetheless 🤣

[@CookieMangler]

I’ve never been with a napkin dispenser but I’m sure it can do anything a modern Woman can do.

[@loganmatthews5956]

Who would have thought john cena would change a whole characters persona Like he isnt RDJ but peacemaker was not shit before that show and movie

[@TheMan-bc]

Ace villian right there 😂

[@torayujin3861]

How does it look so much like John Cena

[@MossTGF]

Omg what’s the source of these comics they are HILARIOUS. I loved the Peacemaker Tv show.

[@Goofy-G]

Whos the old bald guy?

[@josedorsaith5261]

Bing Chilling

[@granziii12]

That's just my typical approach to shit tho...

[@lucask3563]

What series or storyline is this from?

[@brosfoesandheroes]

2023's Peacemaker Tries Hard!

[@haven600]

Thats cotton hill

[@Joaquin546]

I feel like the show didn't really capture the magic of the comics comedy.

[@doc_witch]

lmaooooo

[@numatruehome100]

I think the Teen Titans fought that guy in the show too

[@CrazyGamebino]

Yep season 5 of the early 2000’s version

[@luciferssoul3978]

John Cena fits it well

[@claytonbeauchamp6995]

Wow that peacemaker guy looks like John Cena or am I'm not seeing it?

[@neet0burrit035]

Is this an old run? Whats the year and writer? These videos are hilarious

[@brosfoesandheroes]

It's 2023's Series, Peacemaker Tries Hard! Kyle Starks was the writer for it. The whole thing is a very fun read!

[@neet0burrit035]

@@brosfoesandheroes hell yea. I'll have to check it out

[@AnnoyingNewsletters]

Cotton Hill?

[@xIcyStarzz-yz7my]

Wait was Peacemaker originally drawn exactly like John Cena or what

[@darkenergy9760]

👾

[@jimmydaddo9357]

Guy get attacked by the mob or something?

[@Barnalicus]

So is John Cena just a perfect cast or is this guy modeled on him

[@IAMawsomeman24]

Is this an old comic? Lol has peacemaker really always just looked like John Cena

[@frasert8779]

Which series is this from?

[@brosfoesandheroes]

2023's Peacemaker Tries Hard!

[@MegaManDBZX]

I really don’t like this direction with Peacemaker. Nothing against the writers or John Cena. But I just prefer the more serious version of the character.

[@jaykob213]

Whos this old guy character?

[@FaustianDaydreams]

Dumb

[@ADayintheLifeoftheTw]

Modern comics 🤨

[@YoisaGunia]

😂

[@TheNathanEverest]

All the tik tok bros are here now 🙄... this content emulates joe rogan and every other podcast out there... just a bunch of guys sitting around laughing at everything like its the funniest thing they have ever heard even when chuckle worthy at most... this is a performance art at this point i think you guys need to header back to byte dance

[@rfisher89]

Is this the boys?

[@Grunp4k4]

Peacemaker

[@rfisher89]

@@Grunp4k4 I know I was joking.

[@DungeonMiser]

Rotoscoping for comics so terrible

[@aimlessalix8066]

😶🤨

[@mr.pavone9719]

Try reading the original Peacemaker comics. They're fucking terrible. I prefer the new direction they took with the character.

[@toffee5266]

You kind of have a Wendigoon cadence- it’s nice

[@douggaudiosi14]

Comics are gay

[@minimayhem1996]

Then way are you here😂

[@minimayhem1996]

Like why waste your own time watching something you don't like then take the time to complain about it😂 you don't strike me as a vary bright individual that thinks things through vary well😂

[@shupwoop7025]

comics are cool, nothing wrong with gays either

[@blacksamuraigod5095]

And funny😂

[@Chilimancer]

Peacemaker suxxx

[@matthewreynoso9020]

Nuh uh

[@Sugma.Nuts-]

That's simply your opinion,personally I like him. But to each their own!

[@11thkami]

No u

[@jeweljose2134]

Ayo peacemaker ain't gay..........or is he

[@dirkdigger69]

What year is this comic from?

[@brosfoesandheroes]

Last Year. 2023.

[@dirkdigger69]

@@brosfoesandheroes ah, it looks to be older. Was gonna say Gunn nailed peacemaker if this was an older issue