Pearl's Unearthed Music Career Explains Everything - H3TV #81

[@topkek4223]

Pearl is an advocate for “bring back bullying”. She should be happy and accepting of the bullying.

[@matcha9250]

literally no one who says “bring back bullying” actually stands behind that. they’re almost always the one who GOT bullied and would STILL be mercilessly harassed if bullying was widely accepted. i got into an argument with a friend over this and he freaked out saying “you dont think i know that!!” that should tell you enough, they want others to be bullied, not themselves despite meeting the criteria.

[@calestaiezu214]

@@matcha9250 I have conservative family members that do. They say that all of the generations after them are “too soft.” I remind them that I was bullied so badly in school that I nearly ended my life over it. It wasn’t until my daughter was diagnosed that I learned I may be on the autism spectrum. I was always told I was just weird. I was even treated differently by my own family and I never understood why until then. I remind them of how badly they used to treat me and how I was pretty much the butt of everyone’s jokes and I never understood why. I have explained this over and over again and they still spout out this bs. They take it as proof that I’m “too sensitive.” It’s a me problem, not a they’re assholes problem.

[@imaDUCKIE11]

@@calestaiezu214 it's ironic because they seem to be the most emotionally unregulated generation, yet love to project that emotional immaturity on to others.

[@matcha9250]

@@calestaiezu214 when they call you soft just bring up dylan mulvey existing and watch them blow up in anger over a human being online doing tiktoks and brand deals 💀💀💀

[@calestaiezu214]

For sure! I remind them all the time they’re most of the reason why I need therapy. I’m usually the calm one in discussions now and point out that they’re the ones being emotional or irrational. Since they like to call me the “crazy” and the “sick” one, I just make jokes about how I can give them the number of a good therapist or a psychiatrist if they need the emotional support. 🤣

[@ms.l3392]

I think we’re all guilty of recording ourselves singing, realize it’s shit, delete it. But she watched it and went “I’m a musical genius” *post*

[@Ipipeyourmom]

And she’s a shitty person so it’s funny

[@questioneverything8572]

Sever narcissism turn people delusional. When you want to be seen SO BADLY, you'll convince yourself everything you do is golden.

[@treemarie3080]

And on LINKEDIN of all places 😂 "Hey guys, get a load of my totally original idea!"

[@SunburnCity]

@@deang8910 yeah exactly, she has a decent voice. Just not alot of talent.

[@honk42069]

Oh come on it's not that bad. If she wasn't such a misogynist I'd find it super cute.

[@syntheticgrl]

I know pearl is regretting coming on the pod so bad rn😭😭😭

[@topkek4223]

Good

[@MyDuckSaysFucc]

She deserves it so much, think of all those people she attacked during street interview. She went way harder than Ethan ever did.

[@RaDicAL808]

(Exhales) Mhmm

[@elizabeth7sj222]

@@deang8910she’s not conventionally attractive so I don’t think this gonna help her much

[@gil-hv7my]

@@elizabeth7sj222💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@peachreed]

Chat: “this is kind of mean” EVERYTHING that comes out of Pearls mouth is mean. She put this on the internet, it’s fair game my dude.

[@airjelo5849]

"Bullying Is Necessary" - JustPearlyThings

[@Odande]

Love to the H3 audience and all that but sometimes they can be super soft. Like we're talking about someone who unironically said women should not have the right to vote but they're more concerned about that same person getting bullied for publicly posted cringe videos

[@NotTooStraight]

@@OdandeI agree, but I don’t think we should get made at the overly sympathetic H3 audience. Sympathy is a good thing, and bullying feels bad. Although she definitely deserves it for the vial hatred that leaks from her grotesque face (in her opinion).

[@ajaj6621]

⁠@@NotTooStraightthis. It’s not a black and white situation. It is ironic that she’s becoming the victim of the ideas she perpetuates

[@Odande]

@NotTooStraight yeah but there comes a point when being too sympathetic becomes deconstructive. Conservatives do not give pity or sympathy. They are hive-minded into one goal which is destroying the lgbtq. We should not give them an inch whatsoever because that only helps bolster and legitimize their positions if we treat them with kindness because they will hundred percent not give that back

[@QuEsT_X]

Pearl is what she was born , a rich person who feels the world should bend to her will , she clearly has mental health issues and this entire well funded grift has run its course

[@00st307-m]

“Well funded grift” 😭🎯

[@onlyone23km]

And the worst part is she was almost a pro athlete after having a highly accomplished athletic life from high school to semi pro with so much access to other athletes as dating choices and she still blew it. She had almost every privilege possible minus gender, and she somehow managed to mess it all up.

[@emilyjohnson222]

Pearl’s “mhms” while you guys talk about her has me dyingggggg

[@Cristina_504]

It kills me every time 😂

[@patrickblakethesaint]

It's the best

[@squid8520]

It’s a fun reminder that anything you say or do can and will be used against you as a soundbite.

[@icedmf]

her and olivia are one in the same

[@Tacomans_56]

I was so baked watching this episode didn't realize it was her at first until it was mentioned and I couldn't stop laughing

[@softballeko]

Olivia's gasps during pearl's singing are the most relatable thing

[@jasminelila8064]

no literally

[@yinyogawithkit]

Haha it made me gasp too. Loled so hard

[@ZERO_O7X]

It's wild how all these right wing grifters are failed actors, writers, singers and/or musicians. Ben Shabibo wants to write movies and play his violin and sing opera. Steven Chowder is a washed up comic and voice actor. Mikey Knowles is a failed actor. And if you haven't seen it, look up "Michael Knowles Acting Reel" because it's hilarious. 😂

[@alleyway80]

@@ZERO_O7Xyou nailed it 😭😭

[@__ren]

@@ZERO_O7X shabibo wants to sing opera?? like is he trained or just a fan?

[@chainsaw2610]

so this was Pearl in her biological prime huh…

[@kwhinney]

😂

[@urskadolenc1799]

Hahahaha

[@yinyogawithkit]

Hahaha oh my gosh… I didn’t even think about that ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@xuxuang8574]

I give her a 6

[@cs7021]

😂😂😂😂

[@dlar321]

Hey I'm a dad of 2 autistic kids and it's great hearing you talk about it. One had regression one wasn't and it's a traumatic experience for the parents. It's normal to look for answers. Coming to the point of realizing your children are autistic and that it is totally okay is hard. there is nothing to fix or explain it away and as a parent you need to meet your kids where they are, regardless of your perceptions going into parenting. Loving and supporting your kids is the most important.

[@TheUglyAnswers]

Love to you and your kids ❤️

[@christinecannibal844]

This is the sweetest comment ❤. I somehow missed this discussion though - does anyone have a time stamp?

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

Get them neuro feedback treatment. And make sure their diet/exercise and environmental health is all really really perfect for them. You say it’s nothing to fix, but why happens to autistic brains in adulthood is really dangerous and sad. 85% of adult autistics are unemployed,,their lifespans are shortened dramatically; and the dangers of truly not understanding social cues can’t be underestimated.

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

Their risk for dementia, alzheimers, strokes, and their chance of being horrifically hurt by people they don’t understand and even sadder of hurting others without understanding why, their risk of getting peer pressured super easily…. It’s not just nothing. Remember the brain scans indicate similar lack of neural pruning to other conditions such as psychopathy, and that they often have a lack of mirror neurons. There are cellular anomalies in the cerebellum, amygdala and hippocampus. A shrunken cerebellar vermis. In the past people didn’t even get their kids diagnosed unless they were on the very low-functioning end of the spectrum. Now, when there are so many options for possible treatments and interventions for a chance at a possibly good life, I see people eschewing them! As though the great awareness and encouragement to never blame or bully autistic people has been misinterpreted as an acceptance of the issues themselves! I notice this with tons of aspects of mental health. When they get older I promise they will be supremely grateful if the issues that arise from adult autism had been addressed when they were younger.

[@laughable6650]

Also, the mercury in vaccines thing develops from a complete misunderstanding of Chemistry (third year Chemical Engineering student here). The compound that contains Mercury that is in vaccines is called “Thiomersal” which is an organic compound that does contain an atom of mercury in its molecular structure. However, one of the most basic principles of chemistry is that compounds have completely different chemical properties and effects than their constituents have separately. The classic example is table salt/Sodium Chloride, or NaCl. Chlorine as a gas (Cl2) is a toxic gas and chemical weapon. Sodium by itself is extremely reactive and explosive. Together they are completely harmless and actually pretty fundamental for life. Mercury in Thiomersal is contained in a covalent bond, which is the strongest bond atoms can make. You have to put a lot of energy into it to break that bond. Therefore, it’s a ridiculous statement to even say there is “Mercury” in vaccines, as there isn’t. Mercury would refer to Mercury in its ionic or elemental form, not within a compound. Saying a vaccine contains Mercury would be like saying all medicines contain graphite because there is carbon in all organic molecules (which make up medicine) and graphite is just a carbon structure.

[@joshmay2944]

Dear God is it refreshing seeing someone who actually knows what they're talking about on the internet!

[@jinafitzgerald6045]

Biochem MSc here. I LITERALLY scream every time I hear about "mercury in vaccines". Any compound can have side effects, ofc, that's a given, but damn, Americans (and idiots everywhere) like to think they know shit 😤😤

[@Malenassaura]

We're all graphite.

[@IronHayden]

Why has autism become more prevalent?

[@adriannewebster]

​@@IronHaydenincreased awareness of symptoms

[@burgerking5223]

Ethan showing the shirt clearly to make sure Theodore can tell he’s wearing it was an unexpectedly precious moment 😭

[@CommyMommy]

Laughing at someone trying to sing feels mean until you remember that she wants to take away the rights of more than half the global population 💀💀💀

[@thedude5901]

She put it out there 😂😂😂

[@CantTellYou]

the thing that makes her happy is sing-gingggg!

[@atomickilljoy66]

And that she thinks slavery is embellished and by publicly belittling women, she's making right wing people think it's okay to shit on women bc a woman is saying these things. 😭

[@isabelward7783]

Conspiracy theory: pearl is trying to create a bunch of controversy around her to bury her music era

[@norah8883]

​@@isabelward7783this comment 😂

[@emilym7587]

The good doctor “no” sound bite just being thrown in, and no one reacting to it, absolutely SENDS ME

[@Dani_Juleen]

That sound bite gets me every time! 😂

[@squirrelbugg99]

It’ll take a couple seconds for me to realize what it is too… and then I just bust up laughing 🤣

[@CantTellYou]

I love that Zach was able to troll Ethan with the “mystery” Cheers My Dude! soundbite for multiple days

[@cranerd]

@@CantTellYouwhat is it from?

[@FC3_RIPPER]

Making a comment like this and not putting a timestamp…. ILLEGAL!

[@leeahkay]

Okay now I’m thinking Pearl was a theater kid and her grift persona is just an ongoing character study

[@kelb6073]

Yes

[@CantTellYou]

She couldn’t possibly have time for theatre when she was almost a professional basketball AND volleyball player

[@venusretrograde6177]

@@CantTellYouI don’t think college sports are considered professional. No offense to her, not on this matter at least, but college athletes are not professional athletes. They don’t get paid.

[@odalyslanda725]

Best comment Omg

[@crackthefoundation_]

Of course, the grift is so easy , she also seems confused

[@onyaax3]

Pearl is me when I record myself to see if I can sing

[@peachesmcgee4795]

I did this the other day whilst playing my ukulele. It was a disappointing shock 😂

[@bro6568]

@@peachesmcgee4795aww I bet it wasn’t horrible 😂😂 been there done that tho

[@MoMo-rx4zr]

OHM MY GOD. The way it’ll sound so good in your head than your hear the recording lol

[@peachesmcgee4795]

@@bro6568 lol! It was the expectation that made it all the worse!

[@bro6568]

@@peachesmcgee4795 🤣 I know exactly what you mean.

[@elizabetheaton3981]

I got to meet Dr Peter Hotez, 2:37:58 he lectured to my class this semester. he is such an inspirational guy and incredibly smart. he studies tropical disease which is criminally underfunded and underresearched. Anything he is doing is way more important than debating those idiots on Joe Rogan.

[@Oli-zw5sr]

Absolutely, his work has saved thousands at the very least. His life is infinitely more valuable than any podcaster or billionaire. What a truly good human being. ❤

[@elizabethrichards3632]

I cried with Olivia 😭

[@bendejo8]

+

[@karaedwards3633]

I always imagine how giddy y’all are together finding videos like pearl singing 😂

[@ivannag321]

They should have a segment where Ethan tries to pronounce medical terminology correctly

[@dylanchadderton1]

Ivermectum

[@dylanchadderton1]

@@garafanvou6586 Better Business Bureau...........jk he didn't say that one

[@stephanie7142]

He said ‘endoscopy’ correctly this episode so I’m happy with that enough lol medical terms are too much 😂

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

37:20 it was hilarious that he couldn't recognize the word "esophagus" lol it's one of the more commonly known medical terms. He was saying Eh-so-pha-gee-is and shit 😂

[@daiz.e]

Or towns in Massachusetts

[@huggablepenguin1465]

Pearl's whole personality is bullying women and belittling them. This was tame in comparison to what she says, does, and deserves.

[@onlyone23km]

And the worst part is she was almost a pro athlete after having a highly accomplished athletic life from high school to semi pro with so much access to other athletes as dating choices and she still blew it. She had almost every privilege possible minus gender, and she somehow managed to mess it all up.

[@DanRyanCarter]

"This is what happens when you have 10 kids...you don't give em any attention, you don't make em feel special, and then they end up covering Old Town Road on LinkedIn to sell printers" 🏆🏆🏆

[@thedeathofreason]

💀 me rn

[@OrangeCatAttack]

I’m sure pearl is regretting so many things right now 💀

[@KH-of4rv]

Lmao screaming and crying

[@JTidiotboy]

Good. She says some evil shit. Hope she loses a lot of sleep over this.

[@hashtagwha222]

As she should.

[@muaddib989]

Too stupid to have regrets

[@jakeholland6194]

" do better than try your best, just don't" Dan keeps this show running, needs a raise.

[@arcadia2038]

I would agree with you but imo Dan gets paid really well already. A few weeks ago Ethan said Dan is one of the most important people in his life and you could see he was meaning it. I bet Dan has dozens of employment offers.

[@408romanski]

​@@arcadia2038 what do you mean "imo Dan gets paid really well already" do you know how much he gets paid? lmao

[@arcadia2038]

@@408romanski because there is no way Dan would be there if he wasn't 100% happy with his wage. And as I said Ethan has more than once told the audience how important Dan is to him and the whole podcast.

[@sammncheesee]

alright y'all clear out its starting to smell parasocial in here 🧐

[@desireeyvette9801]

@@408romanskino, that’s why it’s her opinion and not a fact…

[@chrisblessing45]

I love Olivias commentary. She says the stuff I am thinking when she comes in with her comments. Love the feminine energy.

[@whoops8412]

She’s such a gem. Love her contributions to this amazing team!

[@CatchyFox360]

She’s become my favorite cast member!

[@echo_ivy]

olivia is so needed on this show for me. i too wanted to cry because the doctor was wearing a sweet little bow tie. she gets it

[@accountnew7030]

she so bad it's actually insane 😭

[@thedreal8584]

Her voice and takes make me wanna claw my ears off. Everyone else isn't much better. Wish the show was just Ethan

[@iluvsoob304]

@@thedreal8584mmm just don’t watch this podcast? ethan is not gonna change this podcast just cuz you don’t like it 😒

[@FC3_RIPPER]

@@thedreal8584Agree’d. They could all take some notes from Ian & just stop talking so much. Apart from, Dan, and Zach. I find Love also has really good takes, giving a Gen Z POV.

[@noeisnothere]

the people complaining about her just don't have fun

[@oliviadorothy]

The part where they’re playing Pearl ranting about Lizzo on top of her LinkedIn work album was iconic

[@Ghostthegolden]

‘They end up covering Old Town Road on LinkedIn to sell printers’ has to be one of the funniest thing Ive ever heard

[@IDGAFStayMad]

Ethan, you fucking legend what an incredible job you’re doing health wise and podcast wise. Keep it up MY DUDE!

[@genevieve5172]

cheers my dude! 🥂

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

No homo

[@VincentCastaneda96]

Love ya!

[@ethan2529]

You guys should invite Peter Hotez on to talk about these vile people who are harassing him. it seriously disgusts me how people are harassing this man with straw man arguments and then getting pissed off when he isn’t a Reddit debate bro.

[@nikolasdeleeuw4146]

Yes please, but also I’d love it if it wasn’t politicized. Something like this shouldn’t end up being one team vs the other, I wish kindness and science could take center stage

[@beccatorres]

Let’s be real. If Pearly found a man and started a family, she would be one of those toxic family vloggers.

[@aristogatos1o1]

100%

[@lorenaaleman7914]

she’s a girl boss at heart. loves the side hustle social media grind

[@skippythealien9627]

she would probably be Ruby Franke 2.0 lmao

[@dewilew2137]

Why do you assume she’s interested in men?

[@onlyone23km]

She’d be married to Charlie Zelenoff or Tyree Sneed. Maybe when Jason Genova.

[@bobbieleemusic]

Pearl to women: I went to college and had a great experience, but you shouldn’t I’m not a virgin, but you should be I don’t have kids, but if you get pregnant, you better have them I’m not married and 26, but you should get married by 21 or men will think you’re ugly Help me understand it.

[@luckykoi6918]

Speaking the truth.

[@thelittlemoonling]

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@ethanbergen3217]

I really think Ethan did a great job clowning on Pearl but not being overly mean.

[@cassandra811]

That synchronized "Hes bold" about Bobby between Ethan and Dan was beautiful. *edit- Stavvy** not Bobby

[@crowdkillchildren3566]

They were talking ab Stavvy

[@courtneyj9961]

Idk how it’d be used but I need it as a soundbite

[@CoreyHart13]

Yea Stavros of Cumtown fame was the target of said jest on this instance hahahahaha ...That being said, I hope at some point Stav decides he's distanced himself enough from the "problematic nature" of cumtown and can guest on the Adam Friedland show or have the boys on as guests on his pod. I find it odd how close knit that they all were b4 the SUPER abrupt ending. They "worked" 2hours a week (aka talked with the bros for 2hours lol) and made like 120k a month on patreon alone doing so, and Stav just walked away from it. Honestly being that Stavros is pretty open about his left wing, nearly socialist Hasan type politics; it doesn't suprise me that he'd want distance from a pod as wreckless as cumtown was... ...However at some point hes going to need to let the people know who have only recently hopped on, or else the tik tok generation will dig it up and try to cancel him. He'd be better off just accepting it as part of his past opposed to running from it for sure

[@emobelieber]

THIS WAS SO GIRLY POP

[@vansdan.]

Also later they both said "promises made promises kept" THEYRE SO IN TUNE ❤

[@Laineyyloo]

Pearl is giving me Jan from the office vibes with her singing

[@alexderoche1861]

"Mama you're a princess, mama you're a superstaaAaAAarrrr"

[@ellvtv2314]

She's giving off Jan Brady middle child vibes

[@Maverekt]

@@alexderoche1861 “most people can’t even spell Astird, I mean CC is only two letters”

[@alexderoche1861]

@Maverekt that part is so funny to me because it's Cece, short for Cecelia, which is longer and harder to spell than Astrid 😂

[@videnez]

the funny part is that Melora Hardin is actually a very talented singer

[@rezkat03]

That poor doctor 😢 I agree with Olivia, people bullying this sweet man and tracking him down is disgusting. The internet is toxic and people are creeps

[@patiolunch]

i have a very deep seated sympathy for pearl bc you know as soon as shes done filming whatever podcast shes on she drives home silently, with a white knuckled grip on the steering wheel. Her eyes are staring somewhere far away. The light from the road signs reflects over the surface of her blown out pupils. She doesn't feel real. Like she's locked up in the recesses of her own brain and she only has an old CRT monitor just outside her cell to view her life through but the signal keeps cutting out and the remote doesn't work. She wakes up every day, sober, and it feels like her body is on fire and her mind is made of ice. She asks herself, "why?". Why did she steer herself into this life made out of pain and misery? Why is no one there for her? Where is her loving prince to lift her out of this mess and save her? To fix her? It's not fair. She's beautiful too, she's smart, she's a gamer, she can sing. If you're reading this pearl, I can fix you. I can be there for you, I can give you love, I can give you everything. You are a high value female.

[@asum7213]

Art

[@chronicalIyoffline]

This is low key based ngl

[@chronicalIyoffline]

Patio more like Watio

[@joey1723]

This comment started as empathetic and ended very weirdly.

[@anusha8193]

Happy Father’s Day to everyone grieving a loss. We see you. (Sending love to cam too)

[@PandaSteph1031]

This is sweet! Thank you! I was a daddies girl, and this year marks 17 years! I was 20 when he died.

[@daymarie1111]

​@@PandaSteph1031 my dad died June 10th 2002 I was 14. The dates being so close together sting even more

[@daymarie1111]

❤ Anu

[@anusha8193]

@@daymarie1111aw I’m so sorry. Sending hugs ❤

[@squidnard4511]

Pearl singing about printers reminds me of the Get Connected (for free) with Education Connection commercial 😂 it’s giving 2011

[@grxcedn]

YES

[@andrewwalker9960]

except that song slapped

[@srcworm]

Taking my classes ONLINE gettin’ my degree on mah OWN TIME

[@andrewwalker9960]

@@srcworm education connection matched meee with the right college for freeeee 🔥🔥🔥

[@franzoking9956]

you got education connection twisted

[@farminstoltzfus]

watching Ethan roast Pearl's singing... *"stop... she's already dead"*

[@tashybellgoesrawr]

Exactly though 🥲

[@merav1589]

@@deang8910 no she is purposefully and actively trying to spread harmful viewpoints for clout

[@bruhm0ment]

that slavery was embellished

[@bruhm0ment]

depends on one’s definition of harm I guess, I would consider spreading racist misinformation to an audience of young men harmful

[@EllaMirar]

I'm dead watching it. Sooooooo funny😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashleymarie3185]

Pearl is out there spreading so much crap , I think its ok to make fun of her cringy videos lol

[@GogglesandTrooper]

What’s crazy is that Pearl’s music videos make her seem more like a normal person. She should have stuck with the printer songs. 😂

[@jakebroz9116]

For real, they were dorkey but in kinda a cute way

[@CantTellYou]

she’s SING-ging

[@M.RInvestor]

I now dislike printers after hearing Pearl TRYING to sing.

[@ronaldq893]

The highlight of the pearl episode was Oliver tree crashing the studio and drinking pickle juice

[@theyoutubeanalyst3731]

Then trying to steal some clothes and hide behind a car

[@__ren]

all debate eps should follow up with a palate cleanser for the brain. just some brain-autopilot goofs and gaffs.

[@CosmicDrugz]

The comparison to the “wayyohhh” girl & Pearl was absolutely genius on Ethan’s part, shout out to you my boy 😭🤣

[@Bigratinthesinkdrain]

Hila pulled it outta thin air!

[@4skincookie]

I’m crying laughing at Ethan making fun of homeboys speech issue and immediately being called out for it I’m fucking dead

[@kwhinney]

And then Dan doing it right after saying not to😂

[@getmeouttahere98]

Time stamp ?

[@MNDCL]

2:04:54

[@getmeouttahere98]

@@MNDCL thx love

[@swi-h6q]

@@kwhinneydan doing it too without trying to be mean was so funny😭 he was spicy this ep with shitting on theo von and everyone

[@Ewokawokawoka]

As a person with autism; let me just say, It is difficult to hear people demonize some thing that I have worked hard to accept

[@firstlast4007]

Damn Ethan is looking so good, he's starting to look damn near 41 now. Keep it up, proud of you.

[@pootyjay69]

He has been daddy tbh but Ethin is really out here living his best life

[@chiccavaquita]

@@pootyjay69been daddy 😂 I’ll use this.

[@RayRay.01]

Pearl sounds like she has a temporary retainer in all the time.

[@cylcyls]

Lmaooo fr the ricegum effect

[@elap1529]

I have a feeling she chews on her necklace growing up 😂

[@emclovin6962]

@@elap1529nah chews on her hair lol she was *that* girl

[@MsChica162]

​@@elap1529or the collar of her shirt 🤭

[@M.RInvestor]

​@@emclovin6962lol and then randomly smell her strawberry blonde ends of her hair.

[@duncyduncster]

they should have all the tf workers kids come in and design a collection and drop it as a bring your kid to work day collection

[@victoriarose8427]

I really hope they see this, that is a brilliant idea!

[@sonia-nf3eh]

this idea is so cool but (as stupid as it sounds), it would probably serve as an awesome 'kids labour' argument from h3 haters lol

[@Duhclay]

All the profit could go into individual college funds for the kids.

[@ExOhKt]

Yes! They should include some matching outfits for parents and their kids too. I would LOVE an adorable colorblock hoodie twin moment with my daughter

[@Emily-pn1rg]

Also, something about narcolepsy that may make more sense of the confusion Dan had; If you have narcolepsy you may not know you were falling asleep for periods of time. That was the scariest realization for me when getting diagnosed. Out of the 5 trials I thought I had slept for 2 and had a dream in 1. I had fallen asleep in each trial and reached REM in 4. MSL time: 86 seconds. I was mortified realizing how many times I may have fallen asleep without knowing and put myself or others in danger.

[@squirrelbugg99]

Honestly that’s so scary… and Narcolepsy isn’t randomly falling fully asleep like Dan thinks, it’s often seen by others as zoning out, which looks similar to absent seizures. You can fall fully asleep but that’s usually not how it happens. I hope he doesn’t have narcolepsy 😅

[@Emily-pn1rg]

@@squirrelbugg99 as somebody was really severe narcolepsy I do fall fully asleep often, but it is uncommon for people with milder versions. Which is kind of why I made the comment because narcolepsy has a spectrum like everything else and on the lower-end it's probably hard to detect. I got diagnosed at 18 witches in the spectrum of normal ages of diagnosis and although Ethan is outside of that range if it's mild enough it could go a long time without being noticed. Especially when he likely has ADHD which the medication used to treat that is also sometimes used to treat narcolepsy. But I agree I hope that he doesn't.

[@SupahSpaceOfficial]

it was nice to hear Ethan acknowledge Juneteenth. My CEO sent out an email to the marketing team and didn’t CC me in it (i’m black) talking about how we shouldn’t make any contact about Juneteenth because it’s controversial

[@TheCatsMeow771]

That's awful! Wtf

[@Tarlondwen]

Wow, that really speaks to what kind of environment they're fostering at that company. I'd be irate.

[@lizardlady69]

Any day that I get to hear Ethan say “SING-GING” is a good day.

[@michibet1877]

Dan is such a Dad trying to prevent Olivia for crying! She was so cute for that. Love you Olivia❤

[@johnson6t911]

Time stamp?

[@ashleys5779]

@@johnson6t911 2:56:29

[@jessicajones9894]

Pearls singing would be cute and quirky if not for being a horrible human being lol.

[@Espurrita]

Exactly what I was thinking too. If Pearl was a good person I would just think, "That's kind of cringe but it's cute and silly. Love that."

[@dunayaa]

honestly, thank you for this comment- I started kinda feeling bad and thinking that it's a fun little thing she did, then saw your comment and remembered how awful she is

[@kirihara147]

@@dunayaa why is she awful?

[@rivervvitch]

@@kirihara147he actively spreads/promotes misogynistic ideals, and believes slavery was exaggerated. there’s definitely more but even just those two are enough for her to be an awful person imo

[@sugarsore]

It wasn't even that bad. They were just silly song parodies.

[@G110x6]

Olivia saying the hat protected him beautifully from the sun killed me idk why 😂😂😂 i so get her. She is so us, the girlies.

[@__ren]

it was such adorable dad attire 🥺

[@pjarnold5086]

H3h3 is for the girls 🙌

[@dontmindmeimjustchilling]

literally when olivia said the joe rogan clip of him made her want to cry, i was already tearing up 🥺

[@YerkyMadeIt]

No grills allowed

[@aliciablinn4003]

Ok I totally totally agree, if Pearl was just some awkward sheltered girl doing Drake covers you guys would be mean making fun of her. But we do have to remember how evil and demonic she is. I hope she's humbled by this lol

[@BlackMateriaxx]

Ethan, I used to get drowsy on the road too. Even fell asleep a few times. Thought it was narcolepsy for a long time. Turned out to be severe sleep apnea. Do a sleep study. Changed my life.

[@bellaxoxox]

Olivia always says what I’m thinking thank u girl I’ve been listening to Olivia the entire time

[@NecrozmaJade]

I had a dream last night that they had Andrew Tate on the pod, but they didn't interview him, or ask him any questions, or really talk to him at all. They just ran the show like normal and laughed at memes while he sat there like a little bald egg. Honestly a great bit and they should try it some time. Run the Ethan eats a subway sandwich bit while they're at it.

[@colonel.h.stinkmeaner]

Andrew Tate is such a bitch if he couldn't control the narrative he will just drop off.

[@higosha9693]

they need an impersonator but he needs to be like 3 ft tall

[@planet_perc]

this is so funny

[@jakebroz9116]

"like a little bald egg" lmfaoooooooo

[@helenf.7221]

That’s awesome

[@britann9539]

Ive noticed highly academic people who are very dedicated to their work often put so much of their brain power and cognitive resources and emotinal energy (and are often neurodivergents: adhd/autistic) into their work that sometimes their personal health choices get left behind or slacked on. Most people with a chill asf job like joe and a tonne of money do get ripped and have the money time and resources to meal prep/have a personal chef.... Rich people with chill jobs of COURSE are going to be healthier. Ffs.

[@calestaiezu214]

ASD people tend to be able to ignore things when they’re absorbed in their special interests. This includes hygiene among other things. Some autistic people also have issues with eating foods with certain textures, so they may stick to one thing like say chicken nuggets, because they generally are pretty consistent across the board. Being in crowds of people or public places can be very overstimulating for autistic people, so going to the gym may be difficult for some. I have also found that both me and my daughter have really high pain tolerance. We have the bad habit of ignoring things until it’s too bad to ignore the pain or discomfort anymore. We also aren’t taken as seriously by doctors because we can be at an 8 or 9 on the pain scale and act like it’s just another day. I don’t know if it’s because we have learned such deeply ingrained masking skills, but we don’t like to show vulnerability to others. It usually makes us the target of bullies and harassment when we do. Unfortunately autistic people have a much shorter life expectancy than the average person.

[@cpretzel2558]

Healthcare professionals have extraordinarily high addictions rates. It’s so hard working in healthcare (I know from experience) and when you give so much to people but see the system continue to fail them it can cause people to fall into really dark spaces. Joes an out of touch prick.

[@jessw993]

They should get Peter Hotez on the Pod just to chat about his life and journey into studying diseases. Such a nice guy, it’s so interesting to understand not only what these doctors know, but also how and why they got to where they are today

[@Daisydelamor]

Dan is so tickled by pearls music I have never heard him sounds so happy

[@Turtlecat911]

Omg I’m with Olivia, that made me so sad. everyone needs to leave this guy alone. He is a human being, and he seems like a good human at that. It’s ridiculous that they are trying to invalidate science based on him not being 100% perfect. Ugh I’m so mad.

[@Tvalhalla.]

Ethan you look AMAZING. Your hard work is very clear and paying off.

[@Kerttis]

the pre-show pictures on twitter are crazy to me, ethan actually looks like a sex god when hes smiling

[@Dylan-ee6qg]

"If you feed your newborn baby swordfish for every meal, I don't know what that's going to do" wise words 2:15:21

[@headwound]

that sounds so funny out of context

[@cdizzy42069]

AB had a good one with that "to him Best Buy is Chernobyl" got a hefty laugh

[@DanRyanCarter]

That sweet doctor guy looks like if a Disney otter came to life and I mean that in the best possible way ❤️ I loved Olivia's reactions too, she's such a sweetheart ❤️

[@scharlesworth93]

She has the sweet and kind energy we need in these days of Joe Rogaine’s toxic masculinity

[@ultraviolettas]

this is probably conceited but after this episode, Ethan calling my own singing and songs and music “phenomenal” a few weeks ago hits so much harder and means so much more to me I can’t even believe it. I must not be shit after all 😭

[@XK_tyX]

I'm literally obsessed with your music ever since the member stream 😤🥹❤

[@rebeccac324]

you deserve it!!! family ❤️

[@MNHRI]

Can you do a cover of one of her printer related songs?

[@notalysha]

But fr though your music was very much a hidden gem, you deserve all the recognition and I hope you keep making beautiful music ❤

[@maddiemitchell7549]

I've been listening to your stuff on repeat since he introduced you. It's actually helped me with so much ❤ (please make vinyl someday lol)

[@GimmeYams]

We need a “we call it leaky brain” soundbite for every time someone says something dumb or unhinged.

[@tleexoxo]

Underrated comment lol. I thought this instantly lol.

[@richelleeasley6492]

I'm on Team Yams

[@erikarose11]

Amazing call

[@Catttttttt-y7n]

I'm gobsmacked at how slim Ethan is looking so fast !!

[@anonymouse0123]

is he on ozempic?

[@EE.333]

he's been slowly losing for a long time... he's now getting to the point where it's really visual. good for him

[@scharlesworth93]

He’s primal

[@kwhinney]

Yeah it really hit me this episode

[@hotchic4000]

@@anonymouse0123 he talked about not wanting to take ozempic, because alot of the people who lose weight with it gain it back, once they stop taking it and he doesn't wanna gain the weight back after trying so hard to lose it. As far as I remember he's just calorie counting to stay at a deficit, and trying to do an hour of cardio everyday

[@RoyalBeachVibes]

As an autistic women, this girl has autism I would put my life on it. When I was at my lowest self hate I fell down the RP rabbit hole, and liked the idea of the "rules" being reality because it gave me a rule book. She says divorce should be illegal so she can be sure when she does get married she won’t have to worry about being left, as she stated heartbreak as a reason women should gain dating experience.

[@scarlettae592]

They should have a “Spelling Bee” segment where Ethan reads out the words

[@anggeling2671]

Seeing Ethan's weight loss progress is really inspiring. Imma start dieting and exercising ones all desserts in my fridge is gone. 😌😌😌

[@Alleighcat1]

Same. Once I get through my macaroons y’all better watch out.

[@harrisonf6773]

How did Zach not recognize "mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys?" He's usually the music master

[@TXCVulture]

Its because they all dislike country music :(

[@planet_perc]

ohhh that’s what that was lmao

[@raysofmariehere6441]

I watched this late and was screaming at the screen 🤣

[@rhinoburger]

I was looking for this comment. I recognized it immediately.

[@zyprexza]

@@TXCVulturegood

[@mikepinkman5788]

The crashing definitely has to do with chat. I was experiencing the same amount of crashing until I just closed chat for the whole episode. It’s worked for me the passed few episodes.

[@silent.shaman]

Yes! The one and only time YT crashed for me was in chat

[@QueenBlazo2020]

It has to be that. It’s only when I go on chat it crashes

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

​@@user80014 gAaaaHt EeeEmmm

[@ms.l3392]

I’m not part of chat and never have the chat open and it crashed on me three times on one of the last pods

[@tarynelise225]

I’m not currently a member and have never had an issue with crashing!

[@chocolatenekokitty]

I love that Oliva is more involved in the podcast. She's really blossomed and is hilarious!

[@dubay1k934]

L worst member

[@chocolatenekokitty]

@@dubay1k934 if you think anyone is the “worst” member, you’re not a true h3 fan. Sad.

[@headwound]

@@dubay1k934 I've seen you under two comments about Olivia so far, why are you so bitter 💀

[@dubay1k934]

@@headwound she just bothers me 🤷‍♂️

[@pizzaaly]

@@dubay1k934rent free

[@gwump4106]

Dan peeking from his shirt during the Pearl segment has me dying 😭

[@kylem1911]

I think Love is going to be at the live show. Whenever they cut to Olivia's Cam, Love was in the back randomly shaking his head, so I think they made a loop. Also as far as I can tell he didn't say a word in this episode? just a theory tho o,o

[@liz3951]

Love said that NOK was norwegian currency, and Nokia was finnish or something this episode, so he was talking a bit. He still has time to travel and show up for the liveshow tho that’d be awesome

[@britann9539]

Ouuu love conspiracy

[@lepus6511]

He spoke during the vaccine segment when Sweden came up, but now that you say I do think you're right. His angle and camera seem different. Maybe he's green screened in the office 🤔

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Big if true 👀

[@InfoSecIntel]

That would be so epic and perfect if he was there

[@mayamartin2050]

I lost it when they overlapped her singing and talking at the same time. 😭

[@sg-tu2qi]

For the record, I watch the live show all the time as a non-member (no access to chat) and the app has NEVER crashed for me. Makes me think it's a chat issue.

[@YoungFraggle]

My chat has been fucked up for a while now. And when I commented it would crash sometimes or not show up

[@harmonyfox]

It’s actually sad to think Ethan may have low self esteem when he’s actually a very good looking guy. Hila is literally stunning & they look good together.

[@brandongabaldon2934]

1:31:25 Olivia getting scared at Pearl starting to talk after singing is everything

[@roomcguire]

The “Good Doctor” sound bites from Zach are so good and underrated. Also! I find Ethan attractive! Always have.

[@garfbooks]

i think when love comes to america they should make a fake screen out of a box and make him sit in it behind olivia

[@fattypattycat]

I BET he alredy is in the USA, look at his setup today his whole room looks green screened (not just the roof) i bet they're keeping it a secret for the live show dude!!

[@zoeloughnane2015]

@@fattypattycat YES I have been thinking this!!!! But no one seems to be talking about it and I do t want to sound cray cray

[@zoeloughnane2015]

@@frank6842 my other thought was that he psoted on his story him listen to Zachs new album on his commute to work, but in sweden he worked from his room right?

[@Cafecionado]

Really liking the dynamic evolving with more commentary from Olivia, Dan and Ab!

[@Kelly-nt2rq]

The craziest thing in this episode is the realization that if you are rich your dr will not only try, they will text you. That's insane.

[@JMadLabs]

If Zach doesn’t clip Dan saying “Massive Doodies” I’ll be very upset

[@Mingeeming10]

As a nursing student, hearing Ethan talk about medical stuff is so funny

[@yusqueen]

I was giggling at how he kept pronouncing endoscopy last week haha. And he thinks there are separate doctors for colonoscopies and endoscopies lolol.

[@geo8367]

"Debate is much more about rhetoric than being right." -Dan. I Stan for Dan. Look what happened to Socrates.

[@PanatonicGaming]

Socrates. The pillar of good morals

[@werikat]

i think Teddy needs to have his own line with Teddy Fresh! that shirt is fire!!!!!

[@Dflow-desertdabz]

Pearls cover of Willie Nelson's "mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys" is top tier

[@Xethl]

2:39:00 Why aren't the Swedes dying? American obesity rate: 40% Swedish obesity rate: 15% Obesity rates aren't everything as they fail to include genetic differences, but they give a *general* idea of physical fitness when applied to the masses. For this reason we can assume on average that Swedish people are more physically fit than Americans, and thus less likely to die from a virus that makes your heart and lungs weaker.

[@Ezencee]

taking away Pearls background music did her SO many favors cuz she was not on-key with any of em😂😂

[@SocksPropaganda]

​@@gleeson630 Ok Liam

[@Cellatu]

you know I think she just needs a couple of classes she's got a passion for it at least

[@redhotcheeto6648]

@@gleeson630 I feel a little bad but then I remember those awful street interviews she did with people where she was just horrible and then the shit she said about divorce being illegal and women not being able to vote

[@aClownBaby-]

@@gleeson630Yeah I do feel bad for her, it makes her look sad. Just idk, 0% self-awareness and 0 friends around her that told her to NOT post this or make this a private vid

[@MD-lk7gb]

Omg when Ethan and Dan said BOLD at the same time WHOLESOME 💟

[@MazukaBazuka]

Thank you Ethan and crew this show means a lot

[@18babyb]

Petition to have the incomparable, sweet saint of a man Peter Hotez on the show for a Shake Shack mukbang. He's a freaking hero and deserves our public support 💯💯

[@Ohhbrynnie]

I watch the podcast when I'm at home sleeping and dozing in and out etc... And this episode ended and YT auto played one of your episodes from 10 months ago, and holy shit you can really see the progress!! I woke up and I was like DAMN!!! keep up the great work

[@BetarayBillLover]

Bro this “he wouldn’t say that shit to my face” gotta be the worst internet argument point of all time

[@stephanie7142]

Ethan would say anything to anyone with no worry. Why aren’t they on the show?

[@knots9119]

It’s a bit. He’s not being serious. Hasan thought the same thing. It’s a joke. Yeeeeesh

[@DissedRedEngie]

​@@knots9119 doesn't mean it's not cringe.

[@PeacefulPagoda]

EVERY time I see Olivia's finger tattoos, it makes me want to get some of my own. Every. Single. Time. They're SO COOL!

[@PeacefulPagoda]

@@Weightingtablesafter What exactly makes it cringe? I've never heard of a Hierarchy of Needs but for tattoo placement.

[@stephanie7142]

After seeing the weird singing videos from Pearl I have a theory that during that time she was deeply in love with a man who was gay as hell and she didn’t know and then once she found out she went super right wing to justify her heartbreak. Just a theory. If she’s not playing a character this is the only thing that makes any sense imo 😂

[@kate-ec4pj]

her ex is with a really pretty girl now actually haha

[@tashybellgoesrawr]

Honestly I think she must have been bullied pretty hard as a kid. For some of us that goes one way as we grow up, for others...a different way.

[@honk42069]

I actually think it's the other way. She sets off my gaydar slightly...

[@weightsinfish]

@@honk42069 as a gay I confirm she is definitely a closet gay 💯

[@__ren]

i think growing up in a family of 10 kids & high-achieving parents made her SUPER starved for attention and desperate to make a name for herself.

[@AlfredSoul]

In an alternate universe, "JustPearlyThings" is a KZbin channel with funny, dorky pop music parody songs. The good ending.

[@Threeblockline]

1:43:41 ‘Mammas don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys’ has never sounded better. Waylon could never