Pedestrian Question - Are You Carrying a Condom on You?

[@kevinakin1920]

Imagine some one saying “I’m wearing one right now” 😂😂😂😂

[@greecem9358]

😂

[@_miguel_jm6140]

😂😂😂😂 im dead

[@shaned1500]

Creed from the office would say that

[@karstenbaniba80]

I am

[@chriscross1214]

@Kevin Akin, imagine a girl said that, yikes

[@BS_stuG]

I’m a freshman in college, so I carry a condom in my wallet. Not because I expect to use it, just to keep the hope alive.

[@LASR2ND]

Jawel Zimbabwe 😂 your a god.

[@BS_stuG]

Deadpool Haha thanks, you’re probably right

[@shutdowncorner7743]

Don't use it though, wallet condoms tend to break.

[@adastruh]

I'm a freshman in college also, but I don't carry a condom with me😂

[@BS_stuG]

Proud American Jesus, thanks haha, I actually didn’t know that 😅 you may have just saved me from getting someone pregnant

[@Lisa-ok8ng]

Jimmy: “Condoms in Germany are called Flugelhorns, that’s a fact.” Every german in the comments: “What is that?????”

[@Siegbert85]

yeah, never heard.

[@katyastow6892]

Yah a flugelhorn is an instrument

[@leenguyen6056]

Did Jimmy just r/wooosh y’all?

[@Siegbert85]

@@leenguyen6056 I'm afraid so :(

[@IrishGlen1998]

It's a joke ffs don't take it so literal😂😂

[@nimluikham11]

The magnum sized condom was actually for Emily

[@SebastianElholm]

PLOT TWIST

[@ImNotADeeJay]

that's because she is into BBCs

[@TheEchelon]

Hal That one flew over your head huh

[@emily8323]

Nim Luikham I-

[@nimluikham11]

@@emily8323 Say it, you devil!

[@SaintsFan98]

Lol Jimmy "I never did either... I was always a realist"

[@Drew-jm7kc]

We watched the same video

[@mivical]

Jrue they were pointing out a funny part no need to b salty

[@cbg01]

@@Drew-jm7kc lol

[@kaiz1845]

Rare moment of genuine humor from Kimmel

[@bernhardsonn7758]

So am i

[@Killerbee4712]

"are you carrying a condom?" me: no "why" me: too lonely cant relate

[@tobeythebully3893]

Bruh

[@subm2455]

Lonely has nothing to do with having sex.

[@decencysins7801]

@@subm2455 It does. Specially when a person is introvert and they aren't confident enough to have sex. They are likely anti-social so sex is a big decision for them.

[@subm2455]

@@decencysins7801 first of all a person can be old school, which means that he or she may not want to go all the way before they know that they really love or want to be with each other, in this case a person need not carry a condom in hope of getting laid with a random person. One can also connect with another person and things can work out eventually irrelevant if that person is an introvert or extrovert because in this case sex comes much later in the picture. Your case is true for people who just want to get laid first and love comes last, yes there are many people who are like that. In this case for the set of people who dont care about being rejected or judged or how the other person might feel gets lucky, and the ones who are more concerned about getting rejected end up not taking the risk and go back alone. Confidence is something where you have knowledge about a subject(by subject I mean that it can be anything) and you are confident that you can solve a problem if you get stuck. But then again if you think that the probability of having sexual partners is a subject and a person is confident enough in knowing about it then that just sounds shallow(only to me not generalizing) because you can never know how the other person is on the inside and if you want to connect with that person at all !! Last but not the least a person can have lots of sex with random people and still end up being lonely on the inside because of no emotional connection but only animal sex.

[@decencysins7801]

@@subm2455 Well my point is specific. You cannot just say that being lonely has "got nothing to do" with having sex. In fact, if you think one word lonely is specific then I guess you're wrong. One way cannot describe one meaning in one particular definition. That's why I said "it does" because *lonely* does have a "possibility" to disengage the connection between sexual suggestiveness or sexual intent. If that confused you then your statement was clearly "subjective". On the other hand, it has subtance. It's significant but irrelevant with this matter.

[@mvlinse]

We don't call condoms flugelhorn... that's a fact 😂

[@RembrandtRasmus]

Marian Linse we call them "Lümmeltüte"

[@nxrl.n7710]

Wow I'm shooketh

[@leah9818]

I know right 😂😂😂

[@wora1111]

XONE911 Or "Überzieher", if you remember the old song...

[@MeisterQ]

Or just "Gummi" :P

[@caseynettlex3965]

2:30 in the background it is the same man they asked a minute ago with the curly hair and yellow shirt lmao

[@AliGasanov13]

Its Fake

[@alephnull4044]

He's walking by just to hear whether she has one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@DaniDeVitoooo]

ARMYYY

[@otis9427]

That's my friend Ashton's uncle ;;;)))

[@dtk4341]

Nice catch xd

[@Empressette]

“I’m here for abstinence, purity, and sunshine.” Me: Awwww. He’s vibin. :)

[@MsKiamo]

I immediately knew the German guy would carry a condom, I'm from Germany and like literally everyone I know carries a condom in their wallet at all times

[@MrNotebookguy]

He literally showed it like an ID card

[@ivygaines5400]

Why

[@MsKiamo]

Neko Girl bc safe sex

[@jessicaarmy-animegirl9454]

Leonie Kiamo same I am from Germany too 😂😂and my friend has condom every time with her

[@Moa.connect]

Leonie Kiamo fr, everybody i know has à condom in their Wallet in Germany

[@loreleicritelli3546]

*and sunshine*

[@dickydoodle8454]

Got mine right here..been in my wallet since '98

[@alexkg1]

where it will stay for another 2 decades

[@dickydoodle8454]

@@alexkg1 gonna pass it on to my granddaughter

[@alexkg1]

@@dickydoodle8454 keeping it in the family. I like that

[@shawbros]

1898

[@user-ok8yq6nc6x]

I still have my goat intestines condom from 1852 in my wallet to this day

[@DavidLee-yr5kr]

I'm here for abstinence, purity, and sunshine. And syphilis

[@tristanhavrilak6048]

Nah he's just there for weed

[@cephalonrolli5678]

yeah bcz your chances of getting syphilis are definitely so high if you avoid sex

[@thisulwickramarachchi2380]

@@cephalonrolli5678 what how?

[@amelialaird2281]

@@thisulwickramarachchi2380 it’s called sarcasm

[@itsmeayansheikh]

@@amelialaird2281 😂😂

[@TotalMK]

Emily was quite good looking

[@gabrielkowalski3086]

lol... you didn‘t even see her eyes.

[@pinkegg4474]

She prefers a magnum so good luck 😅

[@Shdefat]

Pink Egg not even close , FeelsBadMan

[@alexandrufilipescu1301]

@@pinkegg4474 Cmon, it's not that big. What are the actual sizes of an Magnum?

[@pinkegg4474]

@@alexandrufilipescu1301 hmmmm who knows? Show it to me 😏

[@krispybananaz]

Weird Al Yankovic was randomly in an interview and nobody in the comments is talking about it!?!?!?!?!?

[@IMORTALGIANT]

IK

[@deebrandt007]

I was like yooooooo!

[@OzzieTheHead]

I did. But I am questioning the same

[@theautistic.teacher]

Ikr

[@varunbiju6870]

Ik lol

[@emmarukeyser5468]

Jimmy has aged like a fine wine

[@TheGurp7]

The beard really suites him.

[@nkm11tbm]

Money

[@NinjaDino]

All men age like fine wine.

[@keylay9453]

You could make the argument that he actually looks better than he did during his man show days.

[@ajcreator1516]

Ninja Dino lies

[@noahjoe6988]

Martin der Ehrenbruder🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@Anonymous-pq9sf]

Was sind Flugelhorns

[@noahjoe6988]

Ich hab keine Ahnung 🤷‍♂️

[@anonwithamnesia]

Florim Springmann kondome Bruder haha

[@anonwithamnesia]

Man kennt ihn den spießer

[@noahjoe6988]

Calledmaxi echt so😂

[@xxafthabxx9346]

Trump: Let's make America great again Americans: Where is America?

[@Maheshrpsharma]

on Emily's bag

[@SmOskar]

Wrong video

[@cynthiakila1161]

America is north , central, and South America . So yeah it’s confusing

[@dkwhattouseasusername1012]

@@cynthiakila1161 lol why would they call their own country a continent even tho its not

[@Skittles1987]

@@dkwhattouseasusername1012 When people say America they are usually referring to the United States

[@amy4ever2010]

So good to see Weird Al :)

[@boreduser12]

The question for the audience should have been: Is that the real Weird Al?

[@magicrat74]

Actually, I used to be one of the naive ones that believed the pedestrians were random people on the street - now I am feeling a little doubt :p

[@001GenLee]

yep

[@imnotevengerman4981]

Amina M. Dzesiii amina

[@haakonbjor6345]

Gg

[@alexkerr9389]

2:29 the guy that was interviewed at 1:29 passed in the background!!

[@gacont1872]

Good catch

[@ariana6215]

Random Channel I

[@phoenicianknight7801]

I read that as pissed and had to look at the footage twice

[@onetwo9500]

@@phoenicianknight7801 lmao same

[@bitTorrenter]

Good shout

[@mudboy8059]

“I always wondered if Weird Al carried a condom” Me too Jimmy, me too

[@Rioebroangling1]

Do you know who he is?.....

[@theautistic.teacher]

@@Rioebroangling1 who doesn't?

[@keithhinchcliffe5629]

@@theautistic.teacher millions of people .. YT is an International forum. nobody outside the U.S. knows who he is ...

[@theautistic.teacher]

@@keithhinchcliffe5629 I`m not from US and I know who he is

[@mireilledischer3380]

Did you mean accordion?

[@tonyp3379]

2:30 the guy looking for purity is in the back

[@sabrinagarcia08]

red_jalapenio 877 good eye

[@issajuju7886]

sunshine boy

[@aldopadron1520]

If i were him, i'd stop looking and check the girl on camera now haha

[@kaylileger6422]

red_jalapenio 877 ii

[@dheeranwiggins1218]

Parmesan Cheese same

[@shivaumesh1129]

I love Weird Al!!!!

[@KaKa-hz3du]

shiva umesh you look like him

[@youfuckingmomo1632]

shiva umesh youre fuckin ugly bro goddam

[@AllTimeNiamh]

M

[@sarahn.2296]

shiva umesh you're really handsome 😍

[@Cookieandcreame51]

You’re so cute!

[@ryan-garycollins7045]

Id carry a condom with me but im a realist and know theirs no point 🤣

[@NDBit]

So the German guy and the girl have condoms Shocker The American men, though Nope

[@internetcrap7]

Well, let's think about this logically. They could have a gf/wife. They're realists and know they ain't gettin any from some randoms off the streets. They could also have them at home next to their night stands. Not having a condom on you whilst you walk around the street in the daytime does not reflect whether a person practices safe sex or not.

[@corinnaherzog-burkart7005]

The Americans just used them our just dont use them,thats why there are so many diseases and fatherless children

[@preciouswelll.marshilong4133]

What is his last word by the way i can't get it

[@aspiringscientist1616]

@@corinnaherzog-burkart7005 Are u a German??? Plz plz plz plz plz plz reply

[@herrarne6814]

@@aspiringscientist1616 the name indicates that

[@selinashiny6343]

lol only jimmy would come up with that question to ask 😭😅

[@xwhels]

Selina Ram well the writers really not jimmy

[@marktheshark9685]

its not Jimmy, its his Cousin Sal, the other Dude, most of the "REALLY" Funny comedy ideas are His!!

[@Earthquakes-ft7fs]

Selina Ram i know right

[@TheRock2988r]

Selina Ram 666th like

[@yisraeleinhorn1661]

Selina Ram actually it’s his Jewish writers 😉 😂

[@caseydefreitas2138]

Emily stole my soul. Wow. I've never loved another woman just from seeing them like this. Emily is amazing.

[@marcopolo2395]

Hahaha based hopeless romantic

[@justthecousinoftheguywitho2337]

Creepy simp

[@caseydefreitas2138]

@@justthecousinoftheguywitho2337 I can't even remember commenting this hahahaha, must've been a spur of the moment thing 😂

[@hbgguled2495]

@@caseydefreitas2138 she fine though

[@bear-qe7ep]

Who is Emily?

[@Justiniuss]

Does wearing it count?

[@ush4441]

Always prepare my boy... always prepare

[@TrollPriestZandum]

always hard? Just by like what, a light breeze?

[@Justiniuss]

TrollPriestZandum dunno But I don't have morning wood I have day wood.

[@ScribbledRiddles]

Only if it's in the ass.

[@Justiniuss]

Scribbled Riddles hmmmm you’re on to something there or in to something I should say.

[@benwhite2004]

Weird Al lol

[@Gnam17]

Bowlcut Boy yeah was that him?

[@carewser]

yup

[@darcywonsick7835]

This reminds me of the time in FRIENDS when Joey pulled out his accordion of like 50 condoms

[@kshitijpandey7618]

Me too

[@averygymnast5157]

OMG yaaaassssssss

[@lujitsu1251]

Darcy Wonsick would you like to be tongue punched in the poop box, or somewhere close to it ? 😏

[@FuTheSikk]

i was waiting for somebody to actually do the same thing in this interview that would've been epic

[@Dargonkin527]

@@FuTheSikk I figured Weird Al was gonna do it but was wrong :(

[@Montano76]

That white girl with the Trojan Magnum. Shes been blacked.

[@lightyagami7631]

for real?

[@Ronaldinhoo11]

I hope not, that'd be disgusting

[@Cyqnide]

Stupid stereotype lol.

[@sadatfox9703]

Wagner why would it be disgusting?

[@Ronaldinhoo11]

I'd hate to find out that this beautiful girl had been contaminated that way.

[@wizardplum]

Keeping condoms in your wallet for longer than a week is probanly a bad idea for anyone wondering. Too much heat and friction will damage it

[@Tadpole69]

Derek B legit? How bad is it lol

[@Almeruk]

Let’s be honest here...it’ll probably never be used at least for me. 😔

[@JohnSmith-yi9cp]

FeelsYoshiMan no not with that adittute atleast

[@mesogastricumdorsale4753]

Had a condom in wallet and it broke

[@davidjraz9166]

Derek B dang really i always carry it on my wallet

[@Shakester71]

Weird Al Yankovic wasn't actually part of the show? He wasn't really just a pedestrian strolling the sidewalks of LA and nobody recognized him?

[@jennifersosna8024]

Shakester71 I was wondering the same thing! At first I thought it was staged, but he looks completely off guard by the question and totally not in character.

[@billbeliakoff5589]

It took me a second to recognize him, the hat threw me off. So I'm guessing that after people passed him they were asking themselves "was that Weird Al ?"

[@rashadchowdhury523]

Can you do this outside of church on Sunday? This will be hilarious 😆

[@precious94]

Why?

[@007Fusiion]

Let there be light!

[@CliqueOverAnything]

RASHAD CHOWDHURY religious ppl actually have sex quite frequently since the wife is supposed to be please their spouse

[@TheSubipaul]

How about a mosque rashad ?

[@spock7945]

CliqueOverAnything but most organised religions are about life/procreation. I'm from India and I've never come across any philosophy of any organised religion or Hindu philosophy being too accepting of contraception or even ways like ejaculating outside to avoid conception.

[@NewMessage]

I ALWAYS carry a condom on me. This one. It expired in 1989, but let's face it.. that'll never be an issue.

[@munkybiz6737]

New Message Yes, the medical term for that is "disuse atrophy".

[@Rain-zh6du]

Im having an urge to click on your icon

[@wake984]

New Message I

[@melvinmendez5978]

That’s sad

[@maryamshaw1739]

New Message iii

[@hpjoshua]

i've never seen a condom until freshman year of college when they were passing them out during the 1st week of the new school year. I took a handful of them b/c i thought they were band-aids, until i came to my dorm and opened one. Made sense why the lady who was passing them out gave me a funny look. I thought it was b/c i took too much and was being greedy.

[@sovietunionsmostnotoriousk5031]

inVIcious lmao 🤣

[@Will-ht2ny]

Hahahaha

[@justthecousinoftheguywitho2337]

That's hilarious 😂

[@aur9035]

Aw

[@increduleingrate83]

During my sophomore year, we had a sexual education event where there was a« spinning the wheel » game where we could win gifts. So, I spun the wheel and won a « lollipop » that was wrapped. The only thing I did not know was that, the lollipop wasn’t really a lollipop but a condom wrapped like a candy. While going to my chem class, I unwrapped the lollipop and was shocked to find that it was a condom. I was so embarrassed and looked around to see if anyone saw what I had just unwrapped and threw the whole thing immediately in the trash can. I was a firm believer of « no primarital sex » back then (still am til this day) that’s why I did not see the need of keeping the condom.

[@Kimbeeerleeey]

You definitely should not keep a condom in your wallet. The heat will damage the condom and will make it rip.

[@jennahannen9001]

And thats how kids are made

[@Lydia-nw6bt]

What heat? Why is your wallet so hot?

[@barryhuffer8542]

Where else do u keep it then ?

[@kristianb1854]

I live in norway....

[@alexanderrivera5747]

Lydia Bunyard nigga yo cheeks are warm

[@CabezasDePescado]

Emily is hot

[@Maheshrpsharma]

hottest

[@treeyoung378]

Not my type

[@brook-y1s]

steel united111 how isn’t she

[@swedishbitch7641]

@Et Cogito Ergo Sum ...and you are not

[@heyemilywalker]

Et Cogito Ergo Sum thanks

[@paulamarlene5960]

They don’t call them Flugelhorns. At all. Ever.

[@LibertyMapper]

Here in Germany we call condoms „Kondome“, and nothing else.

[@coltbogan]

Liberum Arbitrium It’s a joke

[@CptRusty-ok6lf]

A joke? I disagree. Unless you mean it's a sad attempt at a joke. Like blaming STDs statistics on the current administration. I didn't laugh. Not because i lack in sense of humor, but because he isn't funny. I was indeed interested in knowing if people carry condoms. Should be mandatory.

[@jeremycook7337]

Cpt. Rusty we don’t need your paragraph explanation on why the joke wasn’t funny

[@coltbogan]

Cpt. Rusty That’s not what I’m talking about dipshit. He said in Germany they call condoms something in German.

[@BlazemyHaze22]

No I’m from Berlin and I call them Flugelhorns too.

[@exh-hm2sm]

emily was pretty

[@deepapudasaini7629]

Mia that's why she is carrying one😂

[@arthuryousefi4349]

She sort of looks like Sarah Conner from Terminator

[@luisalejandro6927]

and hot

[@saccharine8095]

Was? You mean she’s dead??

[@laurenisgay1787]

same

[@Saurabh_Tewari007]

That German guy is like "I'm always prepared"

[@trashboat6215]

"Better safe than sorry" is one of the most famous quotes in the world for a reason lol.

[@jay_2322]

I can't believe nobody made the joke that Emily has big expectations

[@brennalight2797]

Jay _ 😂💭😂👏👏

[@rasetsiddiqi7311]

Jimmy literally joked about it. It must've went over your head

[@vilee6024]

1:40 That girl was sooo cute, she was running away from camera😂😂

[@unbeliebubblex2425]

I need Emily’s glasses! 👓

[@generalgrievous5483]

Fangirl Traducciones español Ikr they look so royal.

[@ICNApple]

Gentle Monster

[@rmtrainer7]

They are adorable, I love how thick the rims are.

[@Yeaam]

what are they called?

[@ariffahim8363]

I have them in blue, they're super cool!

[@seinwal3908]

Ah magnum!!!!!! 😂😂 he was surprised when he seen a magnum😂😂

[@kateriley6733]

actually the magnum isn't much different from regular, it just to make the male feels better about themselves

[@kleevorpos1838]

males with egos maybe, real men dont feel good about the size of their unit, they feel good when theyre loved and well thought of by their mate... only men with fragile egos and whores with gaping orifices care about stuff like that

[@BlAzNeT]

Kate Riley There's definitely a size difference where the regular is a bit tight and the magnum fits better. It has more to do with girth rather then length.😉

[@Yophillips3272]

ego? The regular trojans are too tight and hurt. If it was just was a ego booster I would get the magnum XXL's lol.

[@march11stoneytony]

Toad Phillips true not much bigger but much more comfortable

[@rakuichijou4800]

Emily might be setting someone up for a awkward moment😂😂

[@glennduke5853]

Good luck Emily: From a smaller guy.

[@Rosemary-oe3zy]

Nah Emily has a D

[@cassidybrewer]

I'm disappointed in myself. I was only wrong about the girl.

[@spock7945]

don't be disappointed. it happens to all of us. you did better than better by the way!

[@spock7945]

*+bundycamp* me no speaka no Inglish maan. may be lyttle lyttle. me no phully oonderstand what you meana to saya! kan you speaka a lyttle slow and klearer pliss?

[@Minecraft1913]

Spock * he uh saida uhhhhhhh

[@Minecraft1913]

Spock * stopa SMASHA

[@maxarredond81]

*Girls play the part better at maybe or naybe not having than guys since in "terms" they are not as much horndogs as guys*

[@Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

I got every single one correct 😂

[@brennenwhitney9684]

Tristin Jones no one cares

[@guadalupezepeda5991]

God bless you man and all of you

[@nashgross8658]

It seemed like nobody even recognized weird Al

[@katekonetzke5095]

Nash Gross agreed and that's really sad. That man is a genius.

[@TerryFT86]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGrUinlveb-Dmtk

[@katewright3587]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@katewright3587]

WHEN I LOOKED AT HIM I WAS LIKE HOLD UP ISNT THAT WEIRD ALL

[@katewright3587]

wow all nice going kate al*

[@LivingLife-hk8ov]

0:34 he's so cute "never" 😆😆😆😆 ahhh i'm screming!!!!

[@chiragkaushik7748]

I love how much americans are open up about these things . If i imagine this in my country india that would be turn into serious issue . 😅

[@cicciograziani6697]

looking at the population number, there is no really need to ask...

[@chiragkaushik7748]

@@cicciograziani6697 but peoples like you force me to think again . Immaturity and lack of brains is the speciality of you guys . Wake up and grow up kids !

[@cicciograziani6697]

@@chiragkaushik7748 Considering you have the second most populated country in the world and a popolation density of 464 per km2, over double my country for an example, there was some truth in my irony.

[@nightowlnativeflute9496]

Chirag Kaushik he was saying that there is a lot of sex going in your country because of your countries population but no one is open to talking about it.

[@chiragkaushik7748]

@@nightowlnativeflute9496 they do sex with their own married partners not just with anyone hanging on roads and ended up with banging in cars or makes it their profession for living . CHILL NOW

[@John-ol5de]

WEIRD AL

[@boomscoom3896]

John I

[@mikeandjdogcoworker]

Yankovich

[@saneetkang1661]

John i

[@user-yj7tt3wb7e]

666 likes, should I ruin it?

[@anv119]

That last guy, Al, was kind of weird.

[@DarlingPhenylethylamine]

Yeah I think I've discovered his surname. It's Yankovic. He's on Twitter.

[@julianicpon]

The Fire Ant he no that he didn't have a condom he tried playing it off lol

[@autumnw1845]

He is pretty special 😂 look him up

[@YouAreBreathing]

He should go to Albuquerque., where girls just wanna have lunch.

[@theotherside931]

*You don't know Weird Al?* *This guy has won multiple Grammy awards.* *He is a comedian that does funny remix of hit songs.*

[@rashidrabia999]

the fact that all the audience didn't recognize Weird Al is an insult to music

[@SunnyxShadows]

i love how weird al randomly appears in the video lol

[@iamJamesMichaelOConnor]

The kimmel formula : hot girl in the thumbnail, question in title, MAD VIEWS

[@angieyeah1793]

2:26 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ Condoms in Germany are called Kondom/e bruh

[@delaramansari5272]

It was a joke..

[@SatyeshKatragaddaSK]

@@delaramansari5272 lame 1

[@arulsantoshi3750]

Delaram Ansari r/wooooosh

[@slimezz4680]

Lümmeltüte

[@Clicxcrafter]

@smarterthanyous adolph ... smh

[@suyogpatil2121]

1:04 Larry tomlinson ?😂😂 Yeh yeh Larry stylinson Where r u directioners

[@mahams1288]

Here

[@mamtaa_11]

Meeee , not a Directioner but a Larrie

[@bubblypink9]

HEREE

[@sarabarzani9753]

😂💙💚

[@itsme-lv7jo]

found my peeps ;-)

[@BradyGalloway]

Weird Al??

[@ace-demiromantic-girl1129]

Flügelhorn ain't even a word. Its Kondom. Thank you for the laugh. Your german friend.

[@JustiaFiat]

Flügelhorn is a word though..

[@gluestickgenius2644]

You need to brush up your German.

[@d.g.b.nugget8446]

Lily Snape It’s an Instrument. AN INSTRUMENT. How many Germans don’t know that??

[@bluedragonisaac]

The fact that Jimmy knows the difference between a blunt and a joint is a reason why I like him

[@pornhubchairman7]

As soon as I heard her name was Emily I knew the answer.

[@Asdfghjkl-pb1ir]

PornHubChairman Why tho

[@oni5909]

Asdfghjkl Emily’s are all the same almost

[@vendejamos7595]

My mom's name 😂

[@Mors_Umber]

As soon as I read yours, I knew the answer.

[@SuperGamerDX]

PornHubChairman XD

[@pjudispajz4577]

In Europe almost everyone has a condom in their wallet

[@bane7847]

j w loved it

[@vanillathrilla2677]

Yo. I'm on my way.

[@ashoksorout1742]

Why is that ??

[@silkeachtziger]

well I'm from Germany and I never even purchased a condom

[@gluestickgenius2644]

source?

[@dot7838]

Actually in Germany we say Kondom and not whatever the hell you said

[@dozzzor]

He said Flügelhorn... And also Wiener Schnitzel is austrian, so who cares what he said...

[@Julia-lf]

isso

[@Holmsey78]

Tf?

[@achtcolachtbier]

Same

[@jaysahunter256]

Kondom and condom. Difference?

[@brookebeacon8773]

You were on 630 ched the other day!

[@oscarcalvert9837]

PiggyPawz / Other animals I

[@brookebeacon8773]

Luii Hiino Wdym?

[@vicp1990]

Huh

[@Fusionz-]

We all know she like black guys 2:46😉

[@vanesaasenav5066]

Whats the guys name on @1:27 ? Plz write

[@alextogo8367]

2:47 gotta have some fun. Hell yeah

[@ilyaseking]

In Germany condoms are called Kondome and not flugelhorns😂

[@napoleonsittingonvegemite6234]

Ilya they auch kondis oder pariser :)

[@ilyaseking]

Napoleon sitting on Vegemite 😂

[@alexw2394]

It was a joke😐

[@Anne-zt2dz]

In The Netherlands it's condoom, funny how all languages are all so similar

[@owbu]

A Flügelhorn is some kind of trumpet, though :>

[@unbeliebubblex2425]

One of the 100 reasons why I prefer Kimmel than Fallon

[@venussolis5902]

Fangirl Traducciones español 😂😂😂😂😂🙊

[@DarrionTake]

I prefer Kimmel and Conon over him

[@abdullahi6535]

James is better

[@Inlovewithmalu]

Well, we Germans are always prepared ;D I also usually have one or two condoms in my bag at all times

[@mountainguyed67]

@@nitishsharma7545 In a moment of passion you don’t want to rush to the store, you want to get on with it.

[@beccak9866]

EMILY IS SO CUte!!

[@சிவன்-ள2ழ]

Yessss😍♥️

[@AmanGupta-ic6qw]

im sure she used that condom and dozen others by now lulz

[@ashoksorout1742]

Your name is cute.

[@aur9035]

@@AmanGupta-ic6qw ok and??

[@blue_benjamin]

Jimmy was so hilarious in this. I used to hate Jimmy but now I just laugh at everything he says!

[@vedantmohan7317]

This aired on my birthday :)😃😀😁

[@khalid969]

I grew up in the 80s when Aids was a thing. It's amazing that it doesn't even come up nowadays when talking about STDs. We've come a long way.

[@utshobbose8710]

2:47 "Is that Walter White behind her?"

[@mothmansimp]

Don’t put condoms in your wallets!!! They tend to break easier!

[@detectiveben1096]

Seriously, is that true?

[@shawbros]

@@detectiveben1096 yes

[@shashwatsinha5291]

@@detectiveben1096 yeah. Carry it in like at the pocket of ur shirt

[@gluestickgenius2644]

@@detectiveben1096 Yes, the warmth is no good for the plastic and you risk puncturing it wth something pointy. Best stored in some solid container you do not wear close to the body.

[@jimkirby9959]

After a while they become "family size."

[@darsht.4053]

Isn't 'with' more appropriate than 'on'?

[@oluwolechaviro9937]

Darsh Thakkar naah, "on" is more appropriate.

[@aur9035]

@Sara yep

[@Crazy-su4kg]

Was that Al Yankovich?

[@RayChiTown]

No

[@chickadee677]

No, it was Weird Al Yankovic.

[@Itsjimmay]

No

[@leopages2486]

I think so

[@benjaminsummerlin3066]

My pants are off right now

[@mithrandirsilvertongue1406]

Lol it's Weird Al

[@Bruh-gs9ky]

2:29 bruh the red haired dude is seen here obviously he’s walking by to hear for that babe’s answer He is truly a legendary pokemon

[@TheNecrosis90]

Its a tough job keeping a straight face while asking this question, shoutout to the interviewer!

[@Chenxaaa]

2:25 i´m from germany and that is not true 😂😂😂

[@jonathanwatson173]

At 2:30 Emily is really pretty

[@diegomaradona6617]

2:26.... nope, they‘re not called “flugelhorn“ 😂

[@mightyelf2660]

but how?

[@diegomaradona6617]

MightyElf „Gummi“ or “condom”

[@mightyelf2660]

@@diegomaradona6617 thanks

[@sevilla2187]

@@diegomaradona6617 isn't Gummi an eraser in German?

[@Riddler0603]

@@sevilla2187 No, that's a "Radiergummi" or "Ratzefummel" ;) Condoms are made out of rubber and that's "Gummi" in German. So we call it just that :D

[@sealand000]

"Not anymore; I just used it."

[@m_o_o_n_l_i_g_h_t7220]

Let me explain Wiener Schnitzel Wien = capital city of austria Get it? Austria, NOT Germany Yes, it's also popular in Germany, but its origin is austria.

[@rossmcarthur7955]

Vienna is the capital city?

[@jaho269]

Austria is as german as bavaria

[@ghost-iu9hv]

@@jaho269 *Austria is as bavarian as Germany

[@sundarpranesh1146]

Oh now you are Sherlock Holmes? 😂

[@doncorleone4843]

In german we call austian people Schluchtenscheißer=canyon bugger

[@thealgerian3285]

"I'm flattered, but you got the wrong guy"

[@Iamju55]

I mean they have to now….

[@olivertreesbowlcut9769]

1:56 In Germany, we call this an „Ehrenmann“

[@detective4449]

In Turkey, we call " hücüm yeleği" which means assault vest.

[@jubeyj6979]

I love Weird Al at the end!

[@Ishowthailand-t6s]

2:15 the name of the condom is LUST that sound weird 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samtorres9955]

Who's here before this goes on the trending page🙃

[@bigshexxy]

Back in middle school I'd buy condoms in the gas station bathrooms all the time, I'd usually put them on water fountains or somewhere in the kids section at Walmart

[@davissattele5363]

nate Rodriguez wtf

[@sandi-224]

@@naterodriguez5353 that's dark

[@emilbrandwyne5747]

@@sandi-224 it's only dark if he uses a magnum one

[@superbowserlogan9562]

@bigshexxy what has station?

[@aur9035]

@@emilbrandwyne5747 what did they say

[@Stardxst0]

Funny how the person asking the question just gets straight to the question. No greetings or anything xD

[@dorakemba2899]

_Flügelhorn??_ Never heard that. It's *Befruchtungsflüssigkeitsentsorgungsbeutelchen.*

[@dorakemba2899]

@Amaze Befruchtung|s- Flüssigkeit|s- + Entsorgung|s- Beutelchen

[@zanaj4647]

1:55 Grüße an alle Deutschen!!! 😂🇩🇪

[@Mia-gx8xu]

Danke

[@HabibaAmer-o9r]

Great Work!