Peg Leg Pleasure | Stiff Socks Podcast Ep. 124

The stiff duo riff on how marriage is a hoax, trench coats are canceled, and the boys rate their dick game. They also try and uncover the worlds deepest darkest secret... who invented the gloryhole. This is science.
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Trev's Tour Dates:
Los Angeles, CA: June 12
Omaha, NE: June 17-19
Des Moines, IA: July 1-3
Liberty Township, OH: August 5-7
Oklahoma City, OK: August 12-14
Spokane, WA: August 19-22
Tickets at: trevorwallacec....
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Blau's Tour Dates:
Washington, DC: June 17-20
Phoenix, AZ: July 8
Liberty Township, OH: July 21
Columbus, OH: July 22
Tampa, FL: Aug 18
Orlando, FL: Aug 19
Tickets at: www.blaucomedy...
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#stiffsocks #trevorwallace #michaelblaustein

[@matt-be8lc]

I would buy a ticket immediately to see standup and the Yaris exploding

[@mattmyers2521]

I got so worried that Gabe wasn’t gonna tell them it’s Engarde

[@JacobPrater]

Me2

[@SoapworthyProductions]

I was worried Gabe thought millennia was a million years

[@Justin-lg1qb]

You guys should get stevo involved with blowing up the Yaris. I’m sure he knows a guy lol

[@apurvasharma6915]

"I have to think to think" is a perfect description for how being hungover feels

[@lotan9398]

“Go to grocery store if you want to eat fresh” I hate to break it to you…. 😂

[@branden429]

This is an hour to reset my stress levels every week. Thanks for the amazing content always

[@Sahilkumar-ex2pi]

Fam this whole podcast is a try not to laugh challenge 😅

[@sakfpv8444]

Hey Mike and Trevor, call a firefighter training facility, ask if you can blow up the yaris as a "training" exercise for new firefight recruits. Might be worth a call

[@imachipmunk38]

1. I actually live in Virginia 2. Who else is mad that they only mentioned the foursome once but barely. like explain what happened please

[@moxiemoon1188]

It didn’t happen yet

[@imachipmunk38]

@@moxiemoon1188 wait really?! I thought it did. How do you know that it hasn’t happened?

[@matt-be8lc]

Idk they've been kinda skirting around it low-key

[@arianelogan2181]

“EN GARDE” . Un-guard?? 😂

[@ryanalvarez7851]

You would name it “fleshybreeze “ the flesh light with fan lol

[@martaecala]

trevor u are right as well! it’s “en garde”

[@iyad-z3e]

« Delete the number,save the nudes » this should be on a t shirt

[@myahitt1247]

Lads… “en garde”. It means “get ready to get rocked”

[@chloes228]

Legendssss, see ya in Florida soon ;)

[@filthyfrank.5]

Stfu

[@mchammer8505]

I'll b at the tampa show🙌

[@brianplayslive]

Mentioned the foursome at the beginning of the episode but never came back 🤷‍♂️

[@baileyhunter258]

Going through a break up today, thank god I at least have stuff socks to listen to on my long drive home

[@cristiansanchez2471]

I hope everything turns out okay :/

[@branden429]

Hang in there!

[@Fyredrew2]

Feel better yes stiff socks has help me through my toughest days you'll get through also

[@baileyhunter258]

thank you guys 😭🥺

[@justthetip9538]

Laugh those gotdayum feels away

[@poppapalpatine8624]

Lol that sounds like mac's bike from it's always sunny

[@danielhartl8476]

Wish I was 21 so I could go to the shows😭

[@treesgaming7584]

The fan flashlight Fan-Flesh

[@mrk1ng5had0w]

I've been watching the podcast for so long and I love it for the most part, but I just can't take it any more... It's forward slash not backslash, Michael!

[@StiffSocks]

HAHA

[@JacobPrater]

Oh My God, thank you guys! I was making a silly ad for manscaped for fun and adapted your script to make the video and they LOVED IT!!! They sent me the 4.0 and I just wanted to thank you guys for also inspiring me to just go for it! So when the manscaped video popped in my head I just said Just Do It and put it up on my KZbin I didn't expect any of this thank you guys and you guys are so hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[@christopherminutolo9384]

*sees tour dates* (cries in Connecticut)

[@parkerbradley7233]

I woke up in a shit mood and heard the thing about that guy going to smash from Arizona and now I’m in a great mood. Fuck yeah for you bro. The bro army is behind you. Stiff Socks You made my day better and nobody is killing my vibe now that I know one of the stiff bros got that wet wet

[@xzavierbristol5713]

Just me or did anyone else watch 9:43 like five times and still not understand what Trev said lmao

[@moxiemoon1188]

He said, “We will beat any mattress price. your mattress is free.

[@brianplayslive]

Why didn’t we circle back and talk about the foursome 🤬

[@VideoInked]

This episode was so good i missed the exit On my way to my gf’s, AND on the way back home.

[@1ceKingGaming]

Wait so how did the foursome go? They mentioned it but never talked about it.

[@baileyhunter258]

Lmao update: “Jared doesn’t work at subway any more” that’s my ex’s name 😭😂

[@deemkn]

we need Stiff Socks x The Lopriore Podcast

[@lukasnightingale5079]

Ik this is a banger by the title

[@doctortedums607]

Why does Trev's head look so big at 1:30

[@cchyn27]

Dumb idea but bro just call the flesh light with a fan the flesh light 2.0 or some shit🤣

[@sweetpea775]

#FUCKYAAAAS 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂💀 I’m goin I’m wearing his jersey 😂🤣😂🤣😂soda came out my nose I fucking love it

[@hxrsepowr]

Trevor needs a nap and a Gatorade fr 😭

[@onpluto7796]

Stiff socks collab with demolition ranch!!

[@onpluto7796]

Or whistlndiesel or Danny Duncan

[@squiddy-k4ge]

55:04 it’s called Pussy of the Round Table. You can thank the great land of Japan

[@kentbarcomb4686]

Jared Goff got traded 😂😂

[@LevyLandTV]

All you need is tannerite and a consenting members' property to blow shit up

[@malenihernandezvazquez2779]

Got my puppy today! She’s crying like crazy now because it’s her bed time :( these first few nights r gonna be rough but it helps listening to y’all to get my mind off it a little as she settles down!

[@RockyMountainResale]

Make sure she's not crying because shes racist.

[@crookedsmileillustrations6842]

Ya sadly there r some for multiple people at once its called *the 🐈 of the round table* a youtouber i watch thought it was weird and so they got it for a video

[@kelseydallas2318]

okay but how did you guys predict the rams v bengals super bowl 8 months ago😭

[@sweetpea775]

Fuck yaaaaaas 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vincesantistevan6244]

You fuck w saving money? We’ll join honey! Boom new ad 😂

[@IamaFungi]

Should I go Thursday, or Friday or Saturday to the OKC show??? What days best?

[@gavinyounce6180]

, You got a call the flashlight with the fan on it the flash fan, million dollar idea

[@elijahcharles9595]

Bro twin peaks is the best!!! They got the coldest beer!!

[@sweetpea775]

If u get a chance in cali to try Togo’s freakin do it Quiznos n subway you will forget about it lol

[@matt-be8lc]

Togo's is solid, especially their pretzel bun sandwiches 👌

[@indreaamae6052]

I like how they think Chicago is the south 🤣 ha e you heard of Florida

[@Ken-sn7zi]

whats up guys!!!

[@LevyLandTV]

ayyy I got the 420th like what's up I'm a god

[@mister3449]

Blow Up The YARISSSS!!!!!!

[@aidanblackman3996]

One thing to say... FLESH FAN

[@trentenr7255]

Blau’s subway addiction says a lot

[@andrewarias6989]

he never gettin the 6ibch only footlongs

[@yamigurl822]

I fucking lost my job today but this is making me feel a little less like dying 😘 I owe you both a kiss and since Trevor has a girlfriend I’ll call it a metaphorical kiss and since Michael is a weirdo I guess I owe him a foot job 😂

[@erikpl123]

Take it to drive tanks in texas lol

[@sweetpea775]

Sooo stoked we got updates lol and hell yea Bro worth the drive fasho 👌🏼👌🏼🍻🍻👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️🥂🥂🥂🥂fuck yaaaas wait to tell yalls kids that or parents lol

[@caseyscottclegg]

Only fans Flashlight

[@MTK143x]

@DemolitionRanch You want to help these guys blow up the Yaris?

[@quintsmith9709]

You two are high-larius..Colorado guy you're guys' age and the Podcast is Fire...appreciate it bro's

[@HAMlLTON]

I kinda hate myself for how annoyed I get when Michael calls Greta “GG”

[@filthyfrank.5]

Nah don't hate yourself. We all agree with you

[@nasheededwards7855]

Trevor “is it an electrical fence”

[@jeremiahlajoie8338]

Contact drive tanks at ox ranch

[@stocktawk]

I’ve spent so much of my life watching this podcast for the past 24hr

[@squeeeebii-kb9xm]

Lol glad to hear they had a great time in San Antonio. Love when KZbinrs come to my city.

[@jotoroculjo5403]

My favvvvvvvv comesssssssssssss

[@ellstackeradventures]

Yoooo

[@gagetraub7886]

They said good jawline and facial hair and my mind instantly went to cooper kupp

[@niijiizhoonyah8636]

Smoke some got damn weed (after) and drink plenty of water to get rid of the hangover

[@chloes228]

Guys my grandparents use OnStar, still. Lmaooo

[@cotybailey690]

Freshlight

[@sweetpea775]

Def not weird lol you got those pic for a reason 😉😉😝😝

[@sergiocutlip2929]

Yessssirrrr

[@xzile8492]

Micheal laughs like slapping the doll and it’s so funny lmao

[@matthewfrancis7240]

Link up with Whistindiesel to blow up the Yaris

[@rachelmanoel3874]

Whats the block dot on the logo

[@lenssnel2656]

Trevor probably jumped out his seat to go to the bathroom at the end lol

[@yamigurl822]

I’m from Missouri and where I live the MOST ANDROID of girls are at hooters, all the CLASSY HOOKERS are at twin peaks. Twin peaks here is DREAMY hooters here is GARBAGE

[@xzavierbristol5713]

Also lol do these guys know Goff went to Detroit

[@sweetpea775]

Didn’t they finally trade Goff!!? 🤨

[@cayleesmith71]

Guys knees in skinny jeans wig me out lol eeeeeeeeeee

[@xMorri]

dang why didn't this episode get posted on the patreon D:

[@marccapuccitti-gutierrez3965]

still waiting for a gabe reveal

[@moxiemoon1188]

Sameee

[@thirdhades2589]

They’ve already done it

[@jacobgrover8977]

Gotta look back in the archives they have shown gabe and it's worth the look lol

[@kcat44]

@@jacobgrover8977 do you know what ep?

[@jacobgrover8977]

Unfortunately I dont lol try just gave reveal and see if that pops up lol

[@ginomolino8966]

Y’all need to come to sf 😩😩

[@ryanalvarez7851]

Call Danny Duncan idiots !!!! He blows shit up like no other

[@courtneycorrick4099]

Add a show in Arkansas!!!!

[@NICH.O0O0O0O0]

SSG!

[@carlosr6462]

nice

[@lukasnightingale5079]

Finally

[@dippingsauce6846]

It’s un guard bro, Ik it is

[@moxiemoon1188]

It’s Enguard

[@matt-be8lc]

It's on God 🙏

[@evanhord895]

6th comment, claimed

[@sweetpea775]

Lmmfao my babe n I were literally day before yesterday tAlking about finding a “break room” wer u go smash shit etc

[@filthyfrank.5]

Nobody cares kid

[@suicidalthotsG59SB]

6:50 homie i love you but its en-garde, on-guard is the english version which originates from the french. the pronunciation is "en-garde"

[@filthyfrank.5]

I lactate