Fake It Till You Make It

This is the greatest rockstar date of All Time
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[@manuelafaria6703]

i love how the girl interacts with him like a babysitter just trying to entertain a little boy

[@mr.queasy2280]

Goddamn

[@christianmoreno7317]

The look she gives him, I felt it lmao

[@exphodia9043]

true

[@CarterH1998]

I met her at USC where we both went to college, that's amazing seeing her here.

[@FullMetalcoreJojo]

Manchildren exist unfortunately

[@4ppleb0ttomjeans]

Charlie is super humble. Introducing himself as a fashion icon is an understatement as he revolutionized the white shirt industry

[@crazymadstriker766]

His fashon something to envy man, that white shirt makes him look like a gigachad

[@ynotsammy]

@@crazymadstriker766 ​ @crazy madstriker he doesnt need the tee to be a gigachad. his hulking stature alone showcases that

[@leafboye33]

@@ynotsammy if anything, that shirt is to protect everyone from his gigachad chest. Normal social rules don't apply to him, he could wear a birthday suit and we'd think he's a Chad but so would everyone else that sees him, he could cause so much pain and destruction by taking everyone's attention so he protects us by fuck it I'm done typing

[@MrScrawnjuan]

I thought Kanye did that

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name!!!

[@samual8299]

She’s a gem. Can’t believe how politely and gracefully she handled that

[@ragecounterfit309]

She’s a nice person who tried her best

[@hamburgler9839]

She deserves better

[@StEvEn420BrUlE]

It's fake

[@JD2jr.]

She did what she could to not get murdered.

[@yonakatsu4878]

>meet potentially famous person >play it nice

[@Tainira94]

Spoken phrases that will instantly put you on a girl's "unfuckable"-list: "I´m a rock star." "I think of myself as a god." "I´m incredibly unique." "I´m very mature for my age." "Has polyamory ever crossed your mind?" "I get friend-zoned a lot."

[@blue6305]

there's nothing wrong with polyamory. it's when people think it's a free pass to cheat that's a problem

[@Tainira94]

@@blue6305 I agree.

[@blue6305]

@@Tainira94 cool

[@Tainira94]

@Hunter Vonnegut I'm glad it worked for you.

[@coruii5770]

during pride month too…

[@i_own_adog]

I like how charlie knows his audience is romantically inept, so he gives us these lessons on what not to do every now and then

[@bagotoast]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 Bad troll

[@dolinav]

Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 L troll

[@dolinav]

ILLL11 [THE LAST ACCOUNT] another L troll

[@MouseGoat]

@ILLL11 [THE LAST ACCOUNT] well, that dose not sound like better content, sound more like you need mental help.

[@thewatcher7940]

He knows us very well

[@lolusuck386]

The fact that this dude managed to say the worst possible thing for every single question is honestly impressive in a way.

[@EatMyShortsAU]

I do that when I play CyberPunk just for fun.

[@crossbolt27salt88]

Lol

[@Kserijaro]

successfully failing

[@Munisk52]

critical failure on EVERY charisma roll

[@johndough5192]

I’m a KZbin influencer guys. I’m as cool as Charlie..I mean I don’t have any subs yet, but let me tell you I’m cool as sliced kittens. And I’m mature for my age too, one day I hope to become famous. Boy I sure wish I had a girl friend who’s name wasn’t Right Hand, doesn’t matter, I’m funny too, as you can see. All you single ladies I’m Alpha..wink wink. 🌹Im such a rock star, god I’m so cool 🤓

[@irisvirgilio7821]

Man really said -i am a rockstar -i want to be famous -i have been engaged twice before the age of 18 -i will cheat -i have been friendzoned -i am a god All in the same date. I would have whiplash

[@fc7307]

Don't forget polyamory.

[@DrDolan2000]

+@@fc7307 Which is basically cheating except they know about it

[@Jerry-cg9ni]

@@fc7307 Thats the same as cheating.

[@jonnnnniej]

Reminds me of the guy who told me his big role model was Barney Stinson :') Ok, bye!

[@notsure1969]

Not to mention he said he was looking for a "rock baby". Blechhhh.

[@True_Rarity]

Jesus shout out to the girl on this date. Extremely genuine and courteous. What a trooper for going through all of that

[@everythingisbizzaaaaaro3694]

Wait... He's a rockstar, AND he's in the friendzone? That's some raw talent.

[@birdmonster115]

Self titled rockstar

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Fr

[@Cheese12356]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 For the love of God, why the bots‽

[@catto1921]

Wtf is wrong with these bots bruh they get worse and worse

[@jhonnyjoestar5919]

Explian...

[@juakored]

"I'm very mature for my age" That hairline is a living proof of it

[@borb7085]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 your joking right?

[@Kennisaurus]

Geez you didn't have to obliterate the guy...

[@juakored]

@@borb7085 we're at a point in life when we don't know if he's joking, or if he's actually serious... And it'll get to a point where you could possibly get "cancelled" for not supporting it.... And that's just more terrifying than any Skynet AI nuking the planet to me...

[@peteybeckler4779]

@@borb7085 It's a bot

[@bubbachildsupport4535]

@@juakored bruh whose getting cancelled for not supporting Maps? Everyone agrees that those people are disgusting weirdos. The ones that supports maps are the ones that are getting cancelled 😂 tf you talking about bruh 💀

[@keisimmons]

That girls a beauty, she truly deserves an alpha male rockstar such as I

[@sanfordrussell8549]

Funny, that

[@retro__791]

Ya bet

[@mightymeatymech]

Thats my wife dont ever look at her again you're not worthy

[@user-sk5tx3uh1j]

hi keiii

[@parker1785]

Hope she sees this bro

[@LooxeY]

This guy simultaneously beleives that he's: 1) a rockstar who you should expect to cheat on you cause he's such a chad 2) a guy who gets friendzoned all the time and has to go on blind dates to get laid ?????

[@OneFinalAutumn]

Props to the girl for holding herself together. She's definitely a catch to be able to endure that embarrassment.

[@likehowdudehelp]

We need a female chad name for situatiins like this.

[@hatlesszebra]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 and jail is just a place

[@likehowdudehelp]

@@bobobsen i dont think they idolizing, i thibk they were respecting the fact that she put up with the stupidest and funniest shit ive seen in a while.

[@nic00001]

@@likehowdudehelp Stacy

[@Kadeo-ms6qw]

@@bobobsen Do you just punch people if they give you any sort of praise or compliments. You kind of give off that vibe.

[@JoshuaJamesBishop]

Mind blown with how well this girl handling the date and everything. Not to roast the guy but to actually draw attention to how cool she was. She wasn’t even really putting on for the camera, just giving the guy as much credit as possible and really thinking about and responding to his questions/answers. Then was honest and straight up about not seeing him as her type.

[@BrandonHeat243]

I think she realized instantly he was a nut. You can see the cogs in her mind turning when he says he's a rockstar and she's like "...ok.....coooool...". And when he's talking about how his number one goal in life is to become famous her face just scream "WOW that is so sad".

[@ariannatorres990]

yeah she was so sweet!

[@akiamini4006]

Fr bro . Actually having someone avtively and analytically listen to your small talks us a great plus

[@mohayc8877]

You a bot sheep, are you fucking serious my guy? It’s a scripted and staged SHOW, the GIRL IS JUST FOLLOWING THE SCRIPT

[@taylorlastname348]

Honestly, she was probably giving him credit up until a certain point when she realized it would be physically safer for her to just play along with it. Because this guy comes across absolutely insane.

[@pepe9565]

Christ, I thought I sucked at talking to people but watching this guy makes me feel internally better.

[@nussnougat5462]

You didn’t ask for it but I thought like that a long time, something I always found impressive with attractive people, they can talk about their insecurities like having a pimple or shit like that. Maybe if you can humorously talk about yourself without pulling the “I’m sad please help me” card could help you. It did help me at least and since then I am way better with talking with people.

[@CadoonTube]

I know Charlie doesn't like labels, but he really exudes such a strong, yet feminine, yet murderous, yet peaceful, Epsilon male energy. I'd really like to get coaching from him some time.

[@awkwardcultism]

I don't know, I've always seen him as more of a virile υωυ male.

[@Metroid250]

His long, seemingly smooth, soft, clean hair and relatively clean facial hair gives me "tame, wise, majestic horse 🐴" vibes. It's the 1st thing on my mind and idk why

[@314rft]

@@Metroid250 So I'm not alone?

[@crassiewassie8354]

Did i find aliens speaking in coded language? Wtf is epsilon energy?????

[@lakovkreativity1451]

Maybe he'll give us a free book and a free course when we sign up for his seminars for $399.99

[@mackinthecheese9173]

"I get friendzoned alot but, if you want to be my girlfriend, you should prepare yourself by embracing polyamory because I'll cheat on you anyways." Dude isn't even in one relationship yet but, is already acting like he has others lined up.

[@Shoobadawoop]

Polygamy = getting married to more than one person and is not legal. Polyamory = engaging in multiple romantic and/or sexual relationships with the consent of everyone involved and is legal

[@mackinthecheese9173]

@@Shoobadawoop Thank you for telling me. I didn’t know there was a more accurate word I could have used.

[@uskidsknow19]

I don't get why he even wants a relationship at all. There's nothing wrong w hooking up with different ppl if ur not committed to someone, and it seems like that's what he wants. Traveling and meeting beautiful ladies or whatever...why even bother looking for a relationship

[@Raiden-le7up]

@@uskidsknow19 Cheaters always want someone they can call “theirs”, so maybe that’s something.

[@crazymadstriker766]

@@uskidsknow19 Its his ego, he wants to "own" someone

[@kingsleycy3450]

This guy manages to hit all the red flags it's kind of incredible: delusional, cocky, condescending, pathetic, shady background, "mature for my age" etc etc etc.

[@marqimoth6987]

do NOT pay attention to the reply above me, it is bait to get attention from others, stay away from other replies that are exactly the same in other reply sections

[@CurlyChop]

Maybe he should quit being a rockstar and go for being a speedrunner, specialising in all bad endings of course...

[@zerglinglover2303]

@@marqimoth6987 thanks bro, almost reflexively sent a clown emoji.

[@lonelyshadow502]

@@marqimoth6987 A bot copied the original poster’s comment (guessing it was most liked at that time) and posted it as a new one. I don’t know why there are suddenly so of them or why they’re now using new ways of scamming/baiting, but they are. Stay safe everyone

[@zairman]

Yeah, that's not a red flag. People say that to others as a compliment. Yet, I could see it in this guys case.

[@generalsaurkraut3227]

You weren’t “engaged” at 14. You gave your crush a ring pop.

[@WadeWilsonDP]

I love how this dude can't even get one girl and is already planning on sleeping around on her. Try to crawl before you run.

[@AemilianaRosewood]

I am stunned how good this girl handled him. She seemed like such a nice and cool person. Especially her questions hit my interest right on the nail

[@kingsleycy3450]

She was either super nice or super concerned for her life.

[@saddydoja473]

@@SuperAgentAB bro you got a lot of work to do in this comment section

[@SuperAgentAB]

@@saddydoja473 💀

[@pepperidgefarm6775]

"Especially her question hit my interest right on the nail" does not sound right. Try using " *Her question especially* hit my interest right on the nail."

[@bigmoneyswager]

@@pepperidgefarm6775 her interest hit my question especially right on the nail

[@emptyptr9401]

I think shes just very good at keeping a conversation going and making people comfortable around her. I feel like she was definitely uncomfortable but didn't want him to feel the same, which is admirable imo

[@8xrry]

^^^^^^^^

[@walingwaling3017]

ya

[@AdaAdaAdanna]

She's also on camera too

[@ysanta97]

If this is real, the lady was an absolute sweetheart, handled his insanity like an angel, bless her heart

[@idkbroidkasdf]

That woman in the blind date seems so patient, caring, kind-hearted, and intelligent. She knows she's dealing with someone who has social issues, and she just listens to him and talks to him and is thoughtful and just a nice person. By the end when that guy is like, "she's very pretty," I think he's genuinely into her and respects her.

[@NVEmery]

Imma be real. I was listening to this video while working and when I actually saw what the dude looked like I laughed Hella hard.

[@elliottanderson7974]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 is this a pedophile with a vbuck in there name?

[@oraltsuki]

Me too lol

[@justinemartinez4926]

jesus these bots are out of control

[@Joe_Bidens_hair_fetish]

Same. This guy's forehead is a $15 Uber from hairline to eyebrow

[@its_johnH]

What's his stage name? Rockstick?

[@unknownvariable9239]

I think having confidence in yourself is very important, however being cocky is a horrible trait. This man is delusional.

[@isaiah9160]

how have u commented already when the video just came out lmao

[@Tw0Dots]

All bots, so Imm gonna save you here. I am a human & I agree

[@kaobiugwu435]

I've never dated anyone yet this single video makes me feel much better

[@davidgaming1786]

Subcribe

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Holy shit, the bots

[@angrywalrus6523]

When you said it’s important people find their motivator in life that made me so happy. I’ve been through some shit in the last couple year and been coping by collecting horror movies which have always been a big thing for me so to have that affirmed to me ment a lot. Needed to hear that. Thanks Charlie I wish you all the best

[@0TheJigsawKiller0]

hey fellow horror movie enthusiast here and i also have a lot of unresolved trauma from the past few years. although it's nice to know i am not alone i am sorry things are difficult right now but i hope you are taking care of yourself xx

[@moe_sh9]

Horror movie recommendation plz

[@averagesionenjoyer8948]

@@moe_sh9 Lighthouse with willem dafoe and robert pattinson

[@moe_sh9]

@@averagesionenjoyer8948 thx will watch with family

[@averagesionenjoyer8948]

@@moe_sh9 fr tho itss a great great film to watch alone in the dark. It doesnt use dumb jumpscares or ugly faces of monsters to scare you so you dont have to be afraid of that. The film is in black and white and it creates the sesne of isolation and dread so being alone or at least wtih the lights off makes it far better watched it 3 times already

[@ahmed-bw5mb]

this woman is actually such a decent human being for doing anything at all other than spitting in his face and walking away, let alone being as surprisingly thoughtful and receptive of all his horseshit lmao

[@ahmed-bw5mb]

she's even pretty as hell which doesn't even make sense, u would expect someone as good looking as she is to have an attitude or something similar at least, she's way too down to earth. the whole video is physically hurtful to watch bruh i feel bad for her

[@adamfunofficial]

I love how Charlie's headphones get more and more tangled every video lmao

[@user-wq3dn5ff2z]

@ForgiveZharion op is obvious troll

[@rasputini89]

You made the weirdest reply section

[@TheInnerEvil]

Nice 4 bot stack. Really getting that farm i see. Anyway yeah watch, in a month theres gonna be some boy scout knots in those headphones lol

[@everythingisbizzaaaaaro3694]

It's symbolic. The cords represent his brain, becoming increasingly tangled and warped from all the horrid things the interwebs have done to him. Truly a trooper.

[@MaskMajor]

Its like a growing spider web

[@AJMixup]

10:36 He watched it leave 😭

[@briannam8230]

Seeing this, makes me feel like I downplay myself a fuck ton! Gives me more confidence within itself. Thanks Charlie

[@it-s-a-mystery]

Regardless of how clearly scripted it was, her "just hanging out, friends, seeing the vibe" immediately after him saying he gets friendzoned a ton killed me

[@elvickRULES]

Was the best part.

[@Firedog-jk2ef]

Didn't really seem scripted honestly. They pulled out receipts and shit for the things he said lmao

[@it-s-a-mystery]

@@Firedog-jk2ef please don't let me believe this is full legit, I'd die.

[@MoonWielder]

Feel like his major take here was to have confidence in himself, which isn’t a bad thing. Being arrogant on the other hand is the worst trait that this guy had. This guy sounds like the type of person that would put on socks with sandals.

[@Blaze-em2win]

Man bots are more rapid than the amount of aids spreading throughout their bodies.

[@CentauriTT]

this is getting annoying seeing these same goobers above me always fill up replies

[@Eduardo-wl4vp]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 Famous last words

[@Hi-cm1cj]

@@CentauriTT The bots are basically the KZbin version of COVID-19.

[@JimboniumF]

Yeah, the problem with a lot of these guys is they mistake arrogance for confidence

[@BTD6bot]

every single time he got friend zoned and rejected his hairline went back 1mm

[@Cannabis_Connoisseur]

I love the dry humor.Your one hell of a writer and I hope you go into stand up one day soon.

[@nubberton1345]

He played one second of Guitar Hero and decided to make it his personality

[@SuperAgentAB]

👮‍♂✋⚠️ *Stop right there!* Please ignore the reply above, it is bait and the user wants to get attention. Don't fall for the trap! Move along, and stay aware for other baiters in the reply/comment section

[@amaze3727]

If (comment == true) { Summonbot(5); }

[@hand13932]

@ILLL11 [THE LAST ACCOUNT] @god

[@big4head381]

@ILLL11 [THE LAST ACCOUNT] the bot replied it became sentient

[@big4head381]

run

[@AdamPerson]

He was literally the definition of “You are not that guy, pal.”

[@thebandanadee8265]

You're not capable of bein' the guy!

[@Theendman42]

I love these videos, my confidence temporarily shoots up to a large degree every time I see one.

[@jundossantos]

If I can describe myself in ONE word it would be “incredibly unique.” That right there says everything I need to know about him.

[@nootnoot6969]

he said "in one sentence"

[@kidnamedfinger3958]

Every time this guy refers to himself as a rockstar I died a little bit

[@SuperAgentAB]

👮‍♂✋⚠️ *Stop right there!* Please ignore the reply above, it is bait and the user wants to get attention. Don't fall for the trap! Move along, and stay aware for other baiters in the reply/comment section

[@kidnamedfinger3958]

@@SuperAgentAB yes ma'am/sir

[@aurialirez]

@@SuperAgentAB 🫡

[@SuperAgentAB]

@@kidnamedfinger3958 you're welcome 🗿👍

[@fardmachine3521]

Stolen be like

[@ewaberchulska]

this guy invested all his stats into confidence

[@Allen-R]

0 in charisma

[@fslayer1290]

@@Allen-R I was gonna say the exact same thing.

[@brandonrogers1486]

@@fslayer1290 @Allen-Royce I was gonna say the exact same thing.

[@brandonrogers1486]

Nice to see none of us are original

[@eeee5218]

@@Allen-Ryour just jealous of his rock career

[@toewoe]

She's a very kind, intelligent and pretty girl, i hope she didn't see this through, she can do a lot better

[@BurritoEater]

“Fake it till you make it” is my mantra but i mostly apply it towards my happiness.

[@sebass4379]

Holy shit that girl is a fucking trooper. To be able to handle all this nonsensical cringe and just keep smiling and keeping the conversation going, she's a bigger person than me.

[@314rft]

She probably was just morbidly curious to see how delusional this guy was, and kept going just from that.

[@CarterH1998]

I went to college with her at USC i did not expect to see her on Charlie's channel lmao. I was even in the same school club as her.

[@jonathang2726]

@@CarterH1998 source: trust me bro

[@CarterH1998]

@@jonathang2726 How much u wanna bet? I have her on snapchat and she told me she didnt expect the guy to be that crazy, they didnt tell her much before hand

[@jonathang2726]

@@CarterH1998 not betting on possible bait so no thanks

[@SalsaConMesquite]

It is absolutely insane how into himself he is. Take a shot every time he says Rockstar.

[@lukecuendet9078]

not you audrey sorry im on the browser version on my phone and cant respond with the name 😭

[@pattmahiney]

I'm already four beers deep.... This video is dangerous lmao

[@MichaelWutsch]

@True Knight youngboy fan, pedo, and someone laughing about a dog dying. These people/bots are despicable

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

Take a sip unless you want to end up in the hospital

[@Eisenwulf666]

it's like when you go out with that friend that is a vegan and has to say it in every sentence. Or that guy that used to play football and he thinks he's an "athlete". Or the much rarer but equally obnoxious guy that did Boxe(Kick/Mma/capoeira,doesn't matter) and now he tells everybody he is "a pugilist" and "somebody you shouldn't mess with". (had an aquaintance of mine trying to convince me hadokens are real)

[@remi5229]

Charlie saying that guy is "going insaneo style" makes my heart flutter

[@Xaqetr]

2:04 Midormeepo xD If i do remember right, its from Dota 4 while Bounty Hunter is on scene

[@bokgaming6645]

The only thing this “rockstar” is rocking is that Pennywise haircut 😂

[@SuperAgentAB]

👮‍♂✋⚠️ *Stop right there!* Please ignore the reply above, it is bait and the user wants to get attention. Don't fall for the trap! Move along, and stay aware for other baiters in the reply/comment section

[@AoiTsuki_]

@@SuperAgentAB Attention here bot/scammer here ^^^^^

[@SuperAgentAB]

Ahem... bait police here. What can I do for you?

[@hattori8807]

@@SuperAgentAB my arm is hurt can u do something?

[@SuperAgentAB]

@@hattori8807 I've been done it many times on this video so 🗿👍

[@Benzinilinguine]

"I'm a Rock Star" "So, what do you want to do in the future?" "I want to become famous" Self-awareness of a wet towel.

[@SuperAgentAB]

👮‍♂✋⚠️ *Stop right there!* Please ignore the reply above, it is bait and the user wants to get attention. Don't fall for the trap! Move along, and stay aware for other baiters in the reply/comment section

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

@@SuperAgentAB thank you superagentab. You’ve done it again. Here is the key to the city 🔑 Fr tho keep going

[@SuperAgentAB]

@@ohmygodbecky6829 you're welcome 🗿👍

[@SieMiezekatze]

@@SuperAgentAB this is great. I am tired of this dude bot is everywhere

[@marqimoth6987]

@@SieMiezekatze the person trying to stop this is not a bot.

[@daniellyons204]

That 'You wont friend zone me, will you?' got me rolling Looooooool

[@just-mees]

Gotta love that they played the yourmoviesucks royalty free music at the end. Can't not imagine adam's voice roasting this man now

[@gjigaqaquj]

People need to realize the friend zone is just another way of saying "im looking for something else" Or in this case "im looking for someone who isnt a total douche"

[@XxXMikufangirlXxX]

This guy be confusing “friendzone” with complete and utter rejection 🤙🏼

[@Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo]

That is just rejection. The friendzone isn't something awful to be in. It just start like that sometimes, knowing it might not go that direction. I don't understand what is so bad about the friendzone.

[@dominussalt1682]

@@Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo being in the friendzone is not bad by any means, but many friendships end when one person puts out their feelings and are turned down in a friendzone. people become distant and move away, especially when that confession changed something that was valuable in their relationship (common interactions and relaxed mood). thus the poor consensus around friendzones, at least from my perspective. some other hate it because they desired literally nothing more from that relationship than a “dating” status but I disagree with those people.

[@crazymadstriker766]

@@dominussalt1682 I'd say that if someone has romantic feelings for somebody, it cant be a friendship and that friendzone is just them clinging onto hope. So I disagree with you, it would just hurt the people involved.

[@TimSlee1]

The friendzone is "I'm looking for a magazine model."

[@kazuhirala]

I think he describes himself as he imagines himself in his mind, so what he projects in his mind/fantasy has cascaded into his reality. I don’t think he truly knows who he really is at this point. God bless him

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name!!!

[@chihiro____]

@@GriffinZambia ok

[@Tangarisu]

So... mentally ill?

[@JL-lg9xs]

Well said!

[@laiva2175]

He said hes the same as when he was 14 so this would make a lot of sense

[@elimayes5094]

Im not sure why this was one of the hardest videos to get through charlie has ever exposed me to. I paused this a combined 12 times to avoid slipping into a manic state

[@boris1736]

I love how "rockstar" makes the devil horns wrong and does the spiderman thing

[@pattmahiney]

"I'm a rockstar but my number one goal is to become famous." So you're just a rock, then... 😂😂

[@Rat_sGrimReaper]

Rock bottom more like

[@moonmilk7102]

Charlie, this is my ex’s friend and let me tell you right now - he’s always like this… this might be on the mild side for him actually. Kayne is unapologetically Kayne 365/365 - it’s actually a relief to see I’m not the only one who sees the hubris. I will say he does make his ‘career’ his #1 focus though. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@andrive]

Damn

[@oniondetective2536]

But the question is tho does he make good music? 👀😂

[@justduro1527]

Damn

[@bunkey-ed2vc]

ARF ARF ARF BNARKAR BARK BAR K BAAAUUURRRRKKKK UWU

[@Stavvy0]

Does that mean you or your friend is an attractive female in the industry? :o For real though, I need that Soundcloud.

[@captainnyet9855]

I love that you used "insano style" and it actually felt like an accurate description of the guy.

[@HighKing9000]

“Just hearing it made me feel bad” lol damn

[@psychoaztecs]

at this point the girl is like: "i wanna know more how delusional this guy is."

[@karawithgun8148]

It went from a date to a research opportunity. How delusional can one man be? Let's find out!

[@Somespideronline]

@@karawithgun8148 this should be a game show ngl

[@alexmcp5153]

Him telling her he's polyam is actually the most polite thing he did in this video. If that's what you're looking for, it's probably good to get that outta the way earlier

[@bobobsen]

Yeah damaged seeks damaged

[@aiden5508]

@@bobobsen wtf how does being poly mean you’re damaged💀

[@iTzNikkitty]

@@bobobsen Dude, you do realize poly relationships have existed since the dawn of man, right?

[@Shoobadawoop]

@@bobobsen Oh no I and others have the ability to be in love with more than one person at once we 're sooo broken and damaged oh nooooo 🙄😂

[@sucyshi]

But as a member of the poly community I would like to announce that we don't want him to be one of us, he has the tact of an evangelical paster at a pride parade

[@evan8895]

"somehow you checked off some of these boxes" hes a charmer

[@Aeshhhh]

"Anything I put my mind to, I get." "I get friend-zoned a lot."

[@johnosullivan4684]

Let’s not fool ourselves. Charlie is the final boss of dating.

[@user-wg6xk3bf1e]

@@potato5881 fr, this man got fuckin targeted

[@davidgaming1786]

I am too underrated

[@24sowl11]

oh my fucing god!!!!!! i really cant even believe this shit. I know the guy he was a joke in our old dance scene I really cant believe he is on a show or KZbinrs are talking about him. He used to dance and he was literally a joke in our scene as the delusional failure guy that is oblivious what the fuck is happening

[@kylekalmbach]

The real final bosses are the bots in this chat

[@DaHandDatFeeds]

This is like watching someone attempt to open a walnut with a sledgehammer and then stare at the residual mess wondering how it all went wrong. Dial back the confidence my dude!

[@SuperAgentAB]

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[@aztecoin1327]

@@SuperAgentAB thank you Agent

[@SuperAgentAB]

@@aztecoin1327 you're welcome 🗿👍

[@stinker6784]

great analogy!

[@SuperAgentAB]

@Mario still, they want to get more attention by doing same thing over and over again so it's probably a bait.

[@zdengvox]

I love how Charlie is the only guy still saying "Insaneo Style". Even Joel Haver gave up

[@spikeybiscuit9251]

To set the record straight, if you do want a polyamorous relationship you should always mention that on the first date. It's entrapment otherwise.

[@MrYelly]

Polyamory and polygamy are both extremely weak excuses for a relationship. Always short lived, as their insecurity runs the entire thing. Mormons may be more respectable and trustworthy on these matters.

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

@@MrYelly i know plenty of people in a polyamorous relationship that's been going strong for 2-5+ years, lol. If YOU would get insecure, that's fine, but painting with a broad brush is pretty presumptuous, innit?

[@moriahmars1462]

@@MrYelly Literally the only reason why a couple would consider polyamory is because they both arent insecure about the other loving someone else the same way

[@mikanviola]

@@MrYelly I think polyamory has to be 100% wanted by all parties to work. It doesn’t work a lot because people just agree to it instead of going into it wanting it themselves. It’s a risky relationship structure but it can work very well if all parties are on the same page. You have to be clear about boundaries. A poly relationship usually isn’t the same as an open relationship. You’ll usually have a set group of people who are in the relationship who all love each other (some may not be romantically involved but need to not be jealous) and then adding people needs to be something everyone wants.

[@Ryan-cb1ei]

God damn, I always knew Charlie’s channel was riddled with a lot of really weird progressives but this… is too much

[@HTXrios]

Charlie is a good example of being confident and not cocky, dude got 10m subscribers we all know he's loaded yet doesn't show off, doesn't wear flashy stuff, doesn't pretend to be better than others, he admits when he is wrong, all that while being "short" which he doesn't try to compensate for, he just embraces it, that's confidence

[@datguy9408]

As a fellow short king I admire and aspire to have the swagger and confidence of Charlie.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name!!!.

[@killergrooves2438]

If you watch him with other people that aren’t his close friends, he’s a little awkward. But he clearly is ok with that. And being comfortably awkward is infinitely more likable than masking your insecurity with a façade of arrogance.

[@o0squid0o]

It's the 3/4ths brass knuckles that do it for me I think, a true icon.

[@RetroVedZed]

I just found the merch website and that moist hoodie (not the esports one) is gas 🔥

[@InBreadDragon]

Strike 1. The hair Strike 2. The voice Strike 3. The personality

[@RijaMo]

It's always the nasally sounding type that are people like this.

[@toprak3479]

You can look like him and have a good personality and you'll do fine. But if you have his personality, you can look like Brad Pitt if you want, you're not gonna find a single person that tolerates that.

[@SilverSphereSorcerer]

Wow she is like a 10/10 on personality and patience. You can tell that dude was nervous af.

[@Sarah_Sparkles]

My guy is a rockstar makin mad mixes on guitar hero and garage band

[@kirisenpaii5178]

need more videos of moist pulling out killer dance moves

[@sharisophie]

This dude heard rockstar by nickelback one time and dedicated his life to it

[@ronantheronin3521]

I've been standing in lines for clubs I'd never get in.

[@adora_lovely]

@@ronantheronin3521 I'm at the bottom of the Ninth and I'm never gonna win

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

He is so Egotistical, if he’s a “Rockstar” then Charlie is one of the worse Hollywood Actors on planet earth

[@rasputini89]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 bro going around every comment

[@sevs3660]

@ForgiveZharion lmao just look at the vids u make

[@justduro1527]

@@sevs3660 You know that is a bot

[@jamesjordan6821]

@@rasputini89 and I'm going around on every comment and reporting all these spammers, trolls and bots.

[@rasputini89]

@@jamesjordan6821 good job mate

[@riinvi6355]

I have never wanted to say "cool bro we all get it" more than now.

[@st0833]

1:09 I don't know why I found this cut so funny

[@RageElixir]

I'm living for Charlie doing the wave

[@justaguyig8720]

U watch moist

[@justaguyig8720]

Cool

[@ariannasv22]

Ey rage

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name!!!

[@dolphinman9896]

Same

[@trevorglenn3215]

I’ve actually bumped into this guy at an open mic in LA a few months ago. I don’t consider him a rock star but neither do I myself. It’s okay to say you’re a singer-Songwriter but a star is pushing it unless you got songs on the hot 100 or whatever haha

[@daylight5080]

did he act like this in real life?

[@pompompurinsbutthole]

@@daylight5080 wondering this too

[@jackirwin9212]

Hey! I’ve met this guy living in Los Angeles too, kinda crazy to see him in one of Charlie’s video. But he seemed decent when I met him at a party. He didn’t go super crazy rockstar god mode on us but then again maybe I’m just blind to weirdos after living in Los Angeles for awhile now.

[@locus2427]

Imo the only way to actually be a rockstar is how you control a crowd at concerts, I wouldn't say it's how popular your music is

[@RyanReeves-ic4rx]

for everyone wondering, i know this dude in real life, he's a massive piece of shit, groped my girlfriend when she told him not to and he knew we were together. he actually acts like this in real life and its very sad. he deserves 10x the hate he's getting rn

[@Lyjatank]

"Insano style" nice Charlie. Very supportive.

[@jackmihoff9104]

this reminds gives me heavy early 2000s vibes like when everyone wanted to be corny and a skater kid but instead of just recording a ollie for tiktok they actually went out an skated

[@travis4272]

Tbh poly relationships should be talked about up front if someone is poly. Maybe not in the way he did right after what he was talking about, but that was the least weird part about him hahaha

[@SuperAgentAB]

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[@bobobsen]

God please don't normalize that shit

[@Shoobadawoop]

Polygamy = getting married to more than one person and is not legal. Polyamory = engaging in multiple romantic and/or sexual relationships with the consent of everyone involved and is legal

[@travis4272]

@@Shoobadawoop thank you for letting me know so I could correct myself!

[@travis4272]

@@Padlock_Steve it's not my place to say 🤷🏻‍♂️ if you know every poly relationship on earth then I guess you could make that statement.

[@deewompost2470]

"I'm a rockstar lookin for a rockbaby" He said that with a strait face

[@flipskaterdave]

i can't believe you said "strait face" with a straight face

[@sin_derella]

“you definitely checked off the boxes to be my rock baby” “yeah we’re just chilling like friends do :-)”

[@3n3333]

“Up to wumbo” is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[@PatrickWDunne]

I feel like people who say they're "mature for my age" are just finding ways to pat themselves on the back.

[@swingsetup]

Charlie, polyamory should absolutely be discussed on the first date. That is a make or break deal for most people that should be discussed at the beginning before emotional investment.

[@saybrowt]

Very simple, just don't. I do not and never will understand why it has gotten so huge recently.

[@schwiftysouls5471]

@@saybrowt it's just as common now as it's always been, people can just now have healthy discussions about it and engage in it with few restrictions. That and seeing something on the internet often gives one the illusion that it's more present in the real world than it actually is. But you not understanding it just means it's not for you, just like its not for me. Our preferences are our own and no one else's, nor should we expect others to share our preferences Edit: spelling

[@BunnyChamberX]

@@schwiftysouls5471 well put friend

[@anonymousstout4759]

That's when you date "seriously" in expectation of marrying, strengthen your family wealth, portofolio. Ini not saying it's a bad stuff but chose wisely that you're sure both on this same page

[@anonymousstout4759]

Otherwise you'll get called douche or materialistic because they think the relationship is liability but that mostly for young adults that still doesn't know anything and also weak hearted one that still believe in novel think as "love is purely love"

[@stevesand8845]

This girls amazing personality and incessant optimism was keeping this date alive…. She had ten different points where she could have slapped him but she seems to be just a great person

[@urumiR]

Lmaooo. Broooo I used to see this guy around the local dance competitions. This is crazy

[@amusedbug7289]

something about Charlie’s voice just makes me stare at my screen without listening to what he’s thinking about- just mans voice

[@fredthethird3944]

@ForgiveZharion imagine spamming

[@reddy2203]

first non-bot aha

[@raisschultz420]

i get baked and do the same intentionally; his voice is like entering meditation

[@literallyjustanegg4552]

@Savetion (PROUD MAP) 🅥 bro istg you better be trolling, fucking disgusting man

[@davidgaming1786]

I am to underated bro

[@HeracIeid]

Wow, that woman is a legend. How tf she even put up an act like that is a mystery to me

[@crazymadstriker766]

Cameras, fat virgins would have probably talked shit if she said something "out of line" plus who knows this guy may be unhinged

[@larryhendricks3402]

At the end shes all “yeah just friends checkin out the vibes” lmao friends 😂

[@equidistanthoneyjoy7600]

7:30 nah, I disagree. If you're looking for a polyamorous relationship, you should say it pretty quick. Maybe not so soon on the first, but not later than the third. For a lot of people an open relationship is an instant hard 'no', so you shouldn't waste their time by waiting too long to bring it up. It's like discussing whether you're looking for long term or just a fling, it really isn't a discussion you should have after dating for a year.

[@mimoogreat9510]

Yupe I would prefer it even on the first date, second date max

[@montywoodside]

"I’m very mature for my age" Oh yeah, your main ambition in life is seeking enough people's attention to be famous, and you like a lifestyle mostly teenagers, not adults, fantasize about, and you view yourself as a God. Totally precocious young lad.

[@smrtfasizmu6161]

18 year old are both adults and teenagers.

[@JamieCurrant]

I like how even the background music reacts to him around 9:40

[@kierandiaz5211]

i actually kinda needed that closing statement bc idk if it was covid and being isolated or what but my confidence has dropped to zero. i think faking it to a safe extent until i regain it is a good idea

[@stupidchange]

As someone with no social queues, I rely on these breakdowns to shape my outward personality.

[@tmsphere]

imagine him going "wanna hear my music?" taking out a banjo and playing some tuneless twangy sound.

[@flipskaterdave]

he plays a triangle for sure

[@MrMattogreen25]

This is one of the most painful things I've ever watched, without Charlie here I don't think I could make it through