Real Alpha Males

[@lucasrenard7829]

"I'm a lighthouse" is immensely funny since lighthouses were to warn people of shallow water and sharp rocks. Which is fitting for a shallow person with a jagged personality

[@OneFinalAutumn]

Ironically poetic

[@lvonhentacles9621]

SHEEEEEESH man out here choosing violence for words

[@Raithed]

Well played!

[@dantederi5062]

Damn, never knew someone can get killed via youtube comment

[@cerridianempire1653]

Poetically said OP

[@manhathaway]

I'm glad they call conventions 'cons' because it tells you exactly where your money winds up

[@stare4539]

Fr

[@manhathaway]

@redxpen cOngRate you won

[@CrossKarma2]

@redxpen imma send my social security number and my cards cvv now

[@zag1797]

jesus christ the amount of bots here

[@erickshunn8498]

@YeaMan don't check out this guy's channel. I didn't check his channel but I can safely say that it's nothing but CP. THIS GUY UPLOADS CP!!!

[@anthonycoster8774]

To all the Dads out there: Tell your sons you love them and tell them often. Lest they wind up like these insecure manchildren.

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

amen! too many dads are kind of assholes to their sons

[@Ervangelical]

Neither of my dads were like that. Instead it was my mom doing all that, while at the same time being a little harsh by American standards. But I turned out great! The only thing I deal with is homework cause it bores me too much

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

@@Ervangelicalhaving a problem with getting homework done is perfectly normal

[@yossarian00]

@@Ervangelical how old are you if homework is your largest problem right now? You've likely got a lot of time to fuck up your personality yet :)

[@Ervangelical]

@@yossarian00 To mess up my personality? I have an inferiority complex? I wouldn't say it is a bad thing. Also, I'm 16, and homework is hard for me to finish, but when I do it's often better than what my classmates turn in

[@ultimateninjaboi]

"Im a lover cuz my wife always craves me," is such a telling statement. Literally cant even say he loves his wife.

[@MrBubblesPro]

Who needs a healthy loving relationship when you can just be an Alpha

[@RandyLahey31]

Too hard when you can’t even love yourself.

[@lucasrenard7829]

not to mention that he is literally selling a book on how to make your wife want you again lmao

[@Nomad0311]

@@MrBubblesPro who needs relationships anyway? Just drag them back to your cave 2000 BC style like a real sigma

[@amberslahlize7961]

As a married woman, this would turn me off if my husband said this about me.

[@SoniasWay]

“I’ll be brave, I’ll give a hot take : human trafficking, bad” Only Charlie can be brave enough to diss such a thing

[@blipblop1112]

Anyway, who is she in charlie's thumbnail?

[@shiannafoxx]

@@blipblop1112 Down bad

[@Samuftie]

1:14

[@raskolnikov7049]

I disagree, but appreciate the courage.

[@psychening]

i laughed so hard when he said that

[@macs9598]

Real alpha males go "I'm a lover, I'm a leader, I'm a lighthouse" I Live Love Laugh so fucking hard every day of my goddamn life I swear to God

[@Danymok]

The fact that there is something called "alpha con" makes me less disappointed about myself

[@noderp5638]

Beta alert

[@madameliszt955]

You were disappointed about yourself in the first place? Sounds like you need alpha con

[@brixxl330]

Im waiting for sigma con

[@Danymok]

@@madameliszt955 😭

[@elijazfrazelsassafraz3100]

@@noderp5638 I hope this is meme sigma energy

[@nicholasrush3842]

Can we get a MoistCon? Just a whole bunch of Charlie’s wondering around a convention center looking for the real one

[@AbsoluteBeta]

Whoever finds him first gets a moby.

[@JohnPerry27]

Please don't take this as hate but I feel like that wouldn't be as fun as it sounds, like the first couple Moist Cons would slap but then by the fifth the charm would wear off.

[@oneof13forestpeople97]

THIS WOULD BE GODLY

[@oneof13forestpeople97]

@@JohnPerry27 Idunno, if it’s annually, it’ll slap regardless

[@JohnPerry27]

@@oneof13forestpeople97 If Charlie and his friends can come up with new challenges or themes for each one then it'd be pretty...moist. Even on a critical level.

[@RJKilroy]

"Why wouldn't you want to be a leader?" - Someone who's probably never had to be that much of a leader before

[@William_Porter]

As someone who had to be a leader for projects, my biggest reason I don't want to is way way too much responsibility and it's mentally taxing and draining.

[@TRUMP-for-president-2024]

Kilroy was here!

[@spartan11payne]

-or a really shitty leader

[@austintaylor8197]

I know in the military that was a very heavy responsibility

[@cniknik9863]

Exactly. The leader is the one who is supposed to hold the most responsibility and is held to the highest standard because people rely on them.

[@SoCtaker]

I just wanna see a room full of these "Alpha" salesmen arguing with each other as all of them would feel the pressure to never back down to another man and it would just escalate out of control.

[@BleachRush]

I like to troll people like this at work, I force them to show how alpha they're against each other and enjoy the show.

[@toaleydanza14]

The Earth would stop rotating

[@aladdout9454]

@@BleachRush Lmaaaao. Can we get a story?

[@e-man1916]

You can now. It's called Russia vs Ukraine. No one is backing down.

[@herospeedy3174]

that will start ww3

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I thought part of being alpha was to not care what people think about you? They seem to only care what others think about them

[@deek0]

"I'm a lighthouse"

[@_will795]

Yeah obviously you don’t have the ‘light house’ mindset

[@djohnthesalty]

@@_will795 "The light house mindset" I'm using that.

[@_will795]

@@djohnthesalty your life will change forever

[@DrNasrooo]

I think those are called "Sigma"

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

I miss when “alpha males” were your friendly neighborhood veteran who put everyone else before himself. When you were down, and he came to give you motivational words to overcome. When he ran out to that child who fell on their bike with bandaids and disinfectant. The type of man who puts all he has on the line for the greater good of the people he called his family, blood or not. Whatever the definition for an “alpha male” is these days, is a dead and meaningless self-grafting label.

[@Sand-Walker13]

Hear hear

[@rizkiramadhan9266]

Veterans aren't really that easy to come by. The national revolution was over 60 years ago.

[@lilywilson6230]

Well if we’re going by what alphas actually are in the wolf pack then alpha males in real life are your dads

[@aditiwari9567]

@@lilywilson6230 they are tho

[@Ervangelical]

@@lilywilson6230 if you have one or if he is good at least. Mine is sadly Mexican, and as a mexican he is very "alpha". The way he talks about manliness is just a bunch of shit I can't bear listening to.

[@W_PFP]

"My wife craves me" he says with such confidence, and leads me to believe his wife has weekly meetings with Ricardo.

[@cr0nchy]

Like Charlie said, cuck energy

[@mitraj7763]

Don't tell me you mean Ricardo from Monster 😭😭

[@michellesiregar8245]

@@mitraj7763 Ricardo Milos

[@mitraj7763]

@@michellesiregar8245 Gotcha! Thank you~

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

"My wife craves me" because she's a cannibal.

[@GunnarCline]

Thanks for the shoutout Charlie! Helps expose these supposed alpha males for the masses 😤😤

[@christisnburton8714]

whats up gunnar

[@catfood5735]

Alpha Pokemon

[@dannydamnmendez]

Gunnar is the only true alpha in existence

[@jcwljs1246]

Great video

[@TheItalianFun]

great video mate

[@triviennguyen6204]

"I'm a lighthouse because there's a guy inside me every night."

[@screaming_cat2007]

New favorite line

[@AudazVerdugo]

And people avoid him at all costs

[@gingerbill128]

@@AudazVerdugo 10/10

[@justmagdalenadownhere]

i'm a lighthouse, i literally broadcast the message "get the fucc away from me" lmfao

[@thevcountdown9824]

LMAO

[@unknownvariable9239]

I actually feel sorry for guys like this, their whole lives are consumed by proving how manly they are and living up to an expectation they think society wants them to be. Pretty sad

[@hyperv1016]

I'm hoping these bots will kill themselves. Sorry the people posting them.

[@alanwatts8239]

There's a name for that. It's called a satyromaniac.

[@noahfenech3369]

they could at least try and do it right, I'm talking big handle bar mustaches, suspenders and lifting big spherical weights above their heads, you know, actual man shit, this is just a bunch of normal looking people talking about things, its like they aren't even trying

[@stare4539]

Fr

[@cottontail5514]

nothin gayer than defining yourself by how other men see you

[@drewbakka5265]

Anyone who has to make a big show to tell you they are smarter, alpha, holier, confident, successfully, happy, richer etc never is

[@sayounsang]

Richer maybe. Big shows are pretty expensive

[@hmalba7864]

"Any man who must say "I am the king" is no king."

[@foxgeist3129]

I completely agree. Although I remember walking through st. Augustines gift shop streets and seeing an absurdly glamorous, bedazzled looking pirate, drunk as shit screaming about how he was the greatest to set sail and then, I s*** you not, reached into his overly large purple coat, pulled out a fat stack of bills neatly clipped together, and proceeded to back hand this random dude arguing with him in the streets with this random stack of cash. I watched a 6 foot 5 meat head run away from a 5 foot 9 wasted tinkerbell jack sparrow. I knew from that day what a REAL alpha male was.

[@goodtimesgivecancer1]

@@foxgeist3129 i heard being backhanded with a fat stack has 75% chance of applying the confused debuff

[@foxgeist3129]

@@goodtimesgivecancer1 it looked like it landed honestly. He was angry one second. Then absolutely gobsmacked the next. The oversized purple coat of the butt pirate has a 78% chance of landing fear and I think that's ultimately what did it in for the big guy.

[@hiattpurcell1794]

"im a leader because why wouldnt you want to be a leader" has got top be the most hilarious self own iv ever heard. sounds like someone who has absolutely no idea what it means to lead.

[@guykrawinkel4500]

Imagine basing your entire life on a false study on wolf’s family structure.

[@ujan-pd6tz]

🦍

[@hughotterson6590]

I feel so bad for the scientist that published that study, their whole job now is just desperately telling people to ignore their previous study

[@Nomad0311]

@@mmst524 his name is the alpha scientist man

[@callme_whatever]

I’m 6 months late but I found his name, it’s Rudolf Schenkel.

[@callme_whatever]

And I think the OP here is referring to David Mech, he wrote a whole book about the study, which was performed mostly on wolves in captivity. He wrote on his website that he repeatedly asked the publisher to stop publishing the books. They popularised the Alpha concept.

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

“I’ll give a hot take: human trafficking bad” wow it took so long for someone to say it 😳 Also why would you specify being a pastor on a site where you say you date pornstars

[@laomein6199]

Yes

[@justinhubbard552]

@Having An OnlyFans Isn’t Empowering usually other p0rnstars or people who don't care about high numbers.

[@Nothing-16309]

what's wrong with human trafficking lmfao

[@Nothing-16309]

ikr

[@Lemoncakelover678]

Wow, so controversial and brave, most society has teach us that

[@legendnodensetsu8423]

Being alpha isn't about getting girls or dominating in a pack, it's really just about constantly seeking the approval of other guys

[@froglegstastebestsalted]

​@Kat MacGrath actually it's about shitting yourself to assert your dominance, you should have at least 20 felonies at any given time

[@kiwi_lord3424]

@@Xnansui3770 stole the words right outa my mouth

[@goblindvd]

so really it a metaphorical length measuring contest

[@na-ky8ou]

Alphas, or betas, or sigmas, or whatever, aren't a thing. This concept isn't backed by any scientific datas, and animal specialists are even fighting against it's spreading

[@jenny2tone242]

Circle jerking

[@Jly531]

alpha: long hair is feminine Literally every viking in existence: Am I a joke to you?

[@PatrickWDunne]

Every metalhead too

[@peelsreklaw]

These people can't comprehend that gender roles and presentation vary between cultures and time periods. High heels and dresses used to be male fashion. The colors that are considered masculine and feminine have varied throughout history. Etc etc ad infinitum.

[@kojinteencast]

^^^ And in old portraits, there were men who wore lipstick

[@TheSuperappelflap]

they may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

[@jaredwright1655]

Yeah biker gangs who literally stomp people for a living would crush these kids

[@Glaggle5275]

What’s funny is that the Greek letter behind all of them is “Lambda” not “Alpha”.

[@splutteryelm]

Truly perfect

[@pyrrhocorax]

The letter Lambda was the symbol of Sparta, that's probably why they have it there.

[@isaiahsimmons5776]

true ælfə males dont even try to be άλφα

[@ArtiAngel3]

@@pyrrhocorax I wouldn't give them that much credit.

[@WalterTheWalrus]

Fellow nerds, LAUGH AT THEM

[@JustArtsCreations]

That guy who came out against human trafficking has since been arrested for human trafficking.

[@MrSlanderer]

Not for human trafficking, but sexual coercion of several female employees.

[@channelhhh5902]

Telling and trying to prove to society how manly and alpha you are is one of the least alpha things you can do.

[@JahoSelamaj]

Let's see how many subs can get from this comment

[@cdb18]

moist critikal emoji 🧔🏻‍♀️🧔🏻‍♀️🧔🏻‍♀️🧔🏻‍♀️✌🏻

[@ineedsleephelp8629]

Jesus christ the amount of bots is concerning

[@aruthorcarly]

I though they gonna sell us crypto coin

[@isaiahsimmons5776]

TO PROVE THAT U ARE MAN U HAVE TO PROVE U ARE A WOMAN

[@zombiesalmon4997]

This is such a fucking sad way to live your life. Must be torture trying to be as manly and ‘badass’ as possible everyday.

[@botanicalitus4194]

@Creampied I mean most of those men are men who are obsessed with masculinity and living up to societal expectations of manliness, so like... no lmao

[@yowatchie]

@Creampied lol the fuck?

[@biggiecheese3678]

@Creampied Hey I don’t think being an “alpha” and being suicidal are mutually exclusive big man

[@cadebuckland3471]

@Creampied get a husband then if you don’t have time for weakness

[@anironfarm6056]

@Creampied "Who blames whatever men go through on toxic masculinity and the patriarchy" anyone with a brain lmao. That's exactly why more men have mental health problems: they don't fit masculine stereotypes and society punishes them for being themselves

[@Elricsedric]

8:25 best feeling is when u find a random KZbinr that u love all there content.

[@henryravolan9321]

As a human trafficker, Charlie helped open my eyes and see that what I was doing was wrong. I now strive to be more like him every day.

[@RedBoko2017]

@NaziPropaganda3 no, I'm not gonna listen to some nazi propaganda

[@MiroNyholm-mj7hd]

Nice.

[@yeaboi8465]

"Keith is a pastor and has dated a P*** Star". There is no way he wrote that himself unironically

[@gogolometro235]

no disrespect to porn stars, they have a solid job unlike me, but i never understood why ppl want to bang em so much.

[@LicoriceLain]

@@gogolometro235 Experience.

[@walkingtree2486]

@@gogolometro235 i mean if they are a pstars they must be good looking with a nice figure.

[@kdawg8147]

Wouldn't a porn star be like, the last person a pastor would date?

[@casusbelli9225]

@@walkingtree2486 dating one is like engaging into oral with prostitute

[@johnleeka3282]

“Alpha males” remind me so much of gaston from beauty and the beast, its kind of hilarious but scary how they represent a Disney villian so well.

[@Hell2Kaiser]

The whole alpha guys live their lives like high school girls line almost made me spit my drink out, lmao!

[@aeoligarlic4024]

Their women counterpart are also girls who never outgrew their HS days either

[@JahoSelamaj]

Let's see how many subs can get from this comment

[@GALACTICREPUBLIC2024]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKO5lqyEftmmosU SPONSORED BY MOIST

[@Meraxes6]

#notallhighschoolgirls

[@Ervangelical]

@@Meraxes6 I know, no worries. I have met plenty of confident young women

[@wowzowcow8407]

"How to get your wife back in the bedroom again" Spoken like a true alpha.

[@princezuko9204]

LOL

[@decoraqueena6413]

Lol imagine paying $500-$800 to listen to person who may or may not answer a question that everyone already knows the answer to.

[@malibuhiegts]

Get her in a headlock and tell her she knows she wants it

[@gruma6581]

8:04 REJOICE, FOR CHARLIE REMEMBERS

[@dieselpunk4117]

Putting the word 'Con' after the word 'Alpha' immediately makes it sound the least Alpha thing, _ever._

[@hboyO2]

The most alpha scam ever

[@luisvamor]

DEAD STOCK 3 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmepc2ignauaj80

[@MasonBrown-qq7oq]

Con implies that they're cosplaying which, in a metaphorical way, they are because they're pretending to be someone they're not

[@markoz673bajen8]

They gai

[@jacobtheham4147]

Tf are these shitty comments in the replies what the hell

[@TurtleSauceGaming]

"I'm a leader because well why wouldn't you want to be a leader?" Honestly, sometimes it's nice not having to deal with people's fuck ups. The good leaders jump at being a leader, the smart leaders know to let the "good leaders" jump at the position and wait for them to make things a complete shitshow before stepping into fix it and then fade back into obscurity.

[@nothere_5176]

every group project ever tf

[@stephanieleblond3495]

the thing with wanting to be a leader is that you need to know where you are leading people this guy doesn't seem to know it lol. they just take for granted that people will follow because they want to be followed HUUUUGGEE Mistake.

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

"I'm in charge!" "Do you feel in charge?"

[@grimedoc8180]

"Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front", a sentiment shared by Nelson Mandela

[@TheGlampireAlice]

We have a true Alpha here.

[@justmagdalenadownhere]

"I'm a lighthouse" So you radiate the message "avoid me at all costs"? Okay. I believe you.

[@PatrickWDunne]

Never thought I'd see the day where "live laugh love" looks like a good decoration in comparison

[@nataliehaag3595]

Not the goddamn bots-

[@GALACTICREPUBLIC2024]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKO5lqyEftmmosU SPONSORED BY MOIST

[@kenny42069]

I can't stop laughing at the fact that the Greek letter they're using is Lambda, not Alpha. They're literally putting a giant 'L' behind them, fucking lol

[@jurtra9090]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahaha

[@apokont]

Maybe "Λ" is a Sparta reference.

[@kenny42069]

@@apokont it is, because Spartans put giant Ls on their shields and stuff in reference to their homeland, Laconia. But it's hilarious to see people doing this in a modern context, and I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't realize it.

[@jackryan4313]

@@kenny42069 I highly doubt they realize it

[@bryceanderson4864]

​​@@apokontI guess, but it still cracks me up how they're using it as an "A." "LLPHA MALE."

[@igor-ld8qm]

omgosh... alpha's really are the Live, Laugh, Love girls of men

[@matthewleflar7577]

wow this just shattered my entire universe

[@PatrickWDunne]

Lead, Love, Lighthouse

[@Jxlesss]

@@PatrickWDunne lmfaooo

[@jarnold1789]

😂😂😂

[@Proserpira]

oh wow awful

[@TheErikjsm]

"Alpha con" genuinly sounds like the most sad place to find yourself in life

[@thehugesmall]

0:15 GO RAYS BABYYYYYYYY LETS GO CHARLIE LOVE YOU BROTHA

[@jamescoyne4559]

The greatest part about all this is if Charlie entered the “Alpha con” and there was a contest to who was the most alpha, everyone in his community would vote for him, and the competition wouldn’t be even close.

[@neetpride5919]

Y'know, I used to like this channel and even respect Charlie as a person. But coming out AGAINST child traffickers? Now that's just a bridge too far for me. Sorry Charlie. Either you apologize to all those hardworking child traffickers on stream, or you just lost a fan

[@gvs6462]

Lol you went full DarkViperAU on Charlie.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

I can't believe he'd say something so controversial. I'm going to give him a strongly worded tweet and I'm going to bleach all of my white moist shirts.

[@VigilHistory]

Do not read my name

[@TVAProject]

@@VigilHistory okay

[@adrianzambrano2338]

@@gvs6462 what does this mean please don’t tell me he actually did something bad cause I actually like his content

[@steverman2312]

i feel like "alpha con" is gonna have more neckbeards and fedora wearers than actually competent men there

[@Freddie7191]

I'm pretty suspicious of anyone who has to specify that they're against human trafficking. I feel like that's kinda just the default setting for people.

[@matheusaragao7640]

"My 'anti-human trafficking' t-shirt is getting me a lot of questions from people that are already awnsered by the shirt"

[@nateplissken8684]

HEY! Us human traffickers are people too! So insensitive! smh

[@Ryan-zv7mo]

Didnt charlie say that like exactly word for word pretty much in the twitter video

[@peterk.2108]

im against pedophilia

[@iz2333]

@@peterk.2108 Unironically people who constantly say this are just as sus. A normal person doesn't think about pedophillia all day, they just despise it by default.

[@HedonisticHarv]

1:03 "An anti-human, trafficking activist, and author "

[@Ploots21]

Relatively new to your channel and you’re funny af. Smart as a whip and super quick. Such a rarity in KZbin reactors.

[@OriginalPinkPenguin]

“Lover, Leader, Lighthouse” is the Chad version of “Live, Laugh, Love”

[@thehermit8618]

*Insecure male version

[@Prolific_Troll]

I can't think of anything less alpha then having to constantly remind everyone how alpha you are.

[@BindingOfMe]

I'm sorry but I can't get over how goofy Keith Yackey looks, it's like if Skippy got his hands on a magical alpha diary and it transformed him into a chad right on the spot

[@A3N-]

"human trafficking bad" how dare you say something so controversial charlie😂

[@Lemoncakelover678]

Sorry there's bots here. Now these guys are the controversial speakers

[@likehowdudehelp]

I know right? Lost a sub smh

[@deleted6444]

We need a fucking mod here wtf are these bots

[@lFaceOfBread]

You're so brave to come out against human trafficking

[@Liex59]

7:33 "For alpha's sake"??? Which one? The robot from Power Rangers or the AI from Red vs Blue?

[@crowlife1180]

Any man who must say "I am the King" is no true King. Same with being alpha. If you have confidence in yourself and are comfortable with who you are - there you go.

[@analysis726]

hi charlie, i’ve been human trafficking for 36 years now but thanks to you i finally decided to stop and get a job at dairy queen instead! thanks for all the help big guy!

[@hboyO2]

I'm glad Jesus was able to save another life. Amen🙏

[@Kal-El207]

@@hboyO2 He’s joking bro. Y’all Christian people need a reality check.

[@itspock1557]

@@Kal-El207 I’m pretty sure he knows the guy was joking.

[@rusticpercy8835]

If you're in America I wouldn't be surprised if you're put on a list for this joke

[@arcadecarpet631]

@@Kal-El207 says the one that missed their joke

[@deadjuice1880]

5:07 "Enter Your Best Email Address Below" That wording tickles my brain. I speak meathead, so he means primary email, but like, just the way it comes off, it's so stupid. Like a well meaning grandparent, but from a cocky guy, with a service for you!

[@Yaqins]

These so-called "alpha" men couldn't even get decent haircuts.

[@coffeejunkie7954]

This is like a convention for people who would unironically wear anchor arms

[@rinamine]

fun fact the venue for alpha con is actually weenie hut junior's

[@coffeejunkie7954]

@@rinamine hopefully the con is on mega weenie Monday

[@ttibz4504]

Gotta love how the Alpha con logo is actually a lambda. Shows how much thought they put into it

[@manoftheocean6988]

1:35 "okay..." *slides open door on cargo van* *unleashing a raging torrent of children*

[@roo9149]

I really want to be the only woman at Alpha Con, I was gonna make a joke but I just realised no the fuck I don’t, I’d need a fucking shield going within 5 meters of that venue.

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

Yeah, judging by how the whole thing is about “becoming alpha” it’d probably have more incels than a Taylor swift concert

[@Sockren]

i think you would be safer on epstein island than alpha con

[@Stop_Gooning]

Guns work better.

[@Snp2024]

@@OrigamiAhsoka what? Taylor Swift have incel fans?

[@charlesmartiniii1405]

Spiked shield...

[@Cherry-rg6hm]

6:42 The way I died in laughter. He did not just say that seriously…

[@gammaboi6073]

Tim Ballard is actually a good & wholesome dude, and he’s done a lot of great work to fight against child trafficking and so on, idk why he’s part of something so cringe 😅

[@rinamine]

i don't know anything about him so i could be wrong, but if i got invited to speak at a big event like this, i probably would, regardless if it's something i agree with. because then maybe you can do some good while you're there, counteract the awful. i dont think him speaking there is necessarily indicative of his beliefs. (but hey, who knows, maybe it is.)

[@duncanurquhart5278]

he is mormon tho

[@arsonne]

Money.

[@emanate0]

2:37 "i keep my finger on the pulse of all this goofy shit" aye charlie, aye. thats why we love ye

[@obrey__]

“If you can’t handle me at your worst, then you don’t deserve to have me kill your deer.” Damn charlie, they’ll give you a slot at alpha if you keep coming up with slogans like that

[@superscatboy]

Going to a con for alphas is the second most omega thing you can do. The first most omega thing you can do is organise and appear at a con for alphas.

[@sebdapleb1523]

ok cat boy

[@superscatboy]

@@sebdapleb1523 *scat

[@jelly_4_brainz]

@@superscatboy scat is a yucky fetish, but you do you man, just be careful, feces is kinda dangerous if you play with it.

[@superscatboy]

@@jelly_4_brainz Dude, if the first thing you think about when reading the word "scat" is "fetish", that says more about you than it does me.

[@sebdapleb1523]

@@superscatboy wait is it normal for people to sexualize poops

[@fieldsgreen5024]

Dude never grew above high school gym levels mentality

[@trashedscatter]

4:54 Is that a face in the wrinkles of that guys shirt? He's so alpha he ate an alien and now it's trying to escape...

[@TheSuperappelflap]

its gonna burst out of his chest any second now

[@dividale2821]

My guy's hairstyle looks like a squirrel laid on their hair and died.

[@neilmcmurray4822]

I like how Charlie points out the sword and says “made in Mordor or some shit”. That is literally Narsil, the blade that cut the ring from Sauron’s hand. Or maybe it was Anduril, Flame of the West…

[@captntargaryen]

I was searching for a comment like this So glad i found one. YOU bow before no one!

[@colorlesssage2051]

kind of a nerdy thing you just said there, but still more alpha then the people at alpha con

[@unfinishedcgirat]

i was like wait isn't that just a replica of narsil💀wonder if the dude even knows lmao

[@zelos7413]

0:55 the Λ on the left and the right of the poster is a capital L (lambda) and not an Alpha. Is learning the alphabet not an alpha move? Or do they mean the Lakedaimonier (Spartans) which are often depicted in modern media having this letter on all of their shields?

[@cloberlobster2276]

The alpha and beta theory on Wolves has already been disproven by the scientist who studies the behavior himself, and he has been trying to spread the word since.

[@arminpezham8576]

And even if this was true it doesn't mean this apply to human society as well

[@Terrible_name]

I will forever love the fact that the original "alpha male" who was supposedly leading a pack by being stronger and bigger than all the other wolves in the original study was, on further observation, just a mother who was leading her children around. Fast forward a few years and you have massively insecure and shallow men being hyper-aggressive while hiding behind computer screens talking about how they have big mommy energy

[@CottonyAlmonds]

@@Terrible_name I dunno man, I'd be damn _proud_ to have big mommy energy

[@CrystalRose1111]

@@Terrible_name That’s the most delicious irony

[@myatthu7165]

@@Terrible_name so my high school girl monitor who has been breaking fights between dumb idiots,leading the class for activities and going around handing class notes to absent student's houses is alpha male all along?

[@TheDeath0fDucks]

Quick reminder that the last alpha male we met was dating his sister. So be prepared for the worst.

[@janvangils5560]

Sorry WHAT??!

[@ItsJustValHere]

I feel like I need to watch the video you're referring to here

[@leryco4803]

@@ItsJustValHere I think its referring to the tik tok alpha video where the guy would make videos with his alleged step sister

[@HairyJuan]

That's right keeping it in the family is the most alpha thing you can do

[@midnightstreetfighter2129]

Blake snell pitching for the rays was legendary man. I’m in California but I was straight up going for the rays because of snells performance.

[@frankbrown171]

When Charles referred to human trafficking as "monkey buisness" and said he was against that "horseplay" I felt that.

[@8darchibaldmawuntu198]

I always cringe out whenever someone calles themselves an alpha male/sigma male and calls people that actually want to let out their emotions and not bottle it up and die, want a wife/girlfriend "beta," or "normie," its like the whole anime thing when people call other people normie and call theirselves weaboos or smtn

[@ChampionPlayzOfficial]

Facts I honestly can't even come close to wrapping my head it lmao

[@danielmaster8776]

I've heard of cringing, but never "cringing out".

[@8darchibaldmawuntu198]

@@danielmaster8776 idk

[@Tibo_I]

don't listen to this omega and focus on your grind #grindset #sigma #shrek #ignorewomen #quintollinaregrindset #Adonis

[@8darchibaldmawuntu198]

@@Tibo_IIm sorry alpha chad i will be a bitch to all women and get no friends and focus on the grind #sigmagrindset #shrekcumdiet #Mrkrabsmoan

[@ELGG1894]

6:04 "he's been a pastor" directly followed by "he's dated porn stars" gave me whiplash

[@leantruck]

we all know that charlie is clearly more of an alpha than any of these guys edit- these replies are a nightmare holy shit

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

Yep

[@zag1797]

will these bots just shut the fuck up

[@b1ggestT]

Lmao how are there so many of them

[@hyperkore9636]

@@b1ggestT Retreat men! We've been outnumbered!

[@thecrepeofdeath]

soon the humans will be phased out. KZbin will be exclusively by and for bots

[@hemtaii]

These guys are the realest alpha males second only to Charlie, the ultimate ale specimen.

[@Forgiveiolord]

@keep rollin penguinz clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpW5pGOFgdd9na8

[@DubYuhGChoppa]

The true specimen of alcohol

[@stare4539]

Fr

[@chigen4tyrone320]

@YeaMan a real alpha mail wouldn't lie to himself

[@extremecowz7694]

@@cadmus204 they call me Bitler

[@jayden.exe420]

oh lord my dad who was in the coast guard had “I AM A VETERAN” on his truck 😂🙄

[@thevagabond3181]

The fact that they used lambda as their symbol should prepare all those attending for some L's.

[@jelly_4_brainz]

What's the lambda symbol mean? I only know it from half-life...

[@hamishbarrett7695]

I find it absolutely hilarious that they don't use alpha for alpha con. Do they not realise it's a Greek letter?

[@MattManDX1]

@@jelly_4_brainz 11th letter in the Greek alphabet, the root origin of the English letter L

[@jelly_4_brainz]

@@MattManDX1 well, yeah, but what is it supposed to mean to these "Alpha Males"? Is there a "Lambda Male"?

[@MattManDX1]

@@jelly_4_brainz It means those numbskulls don't actually know what the alpha letter looks like and put lambda on their emblem by mistake because it looks similar

[@137_Diego_]

Unironically, I love how the general population has taken concepts like "Manly Alphaness" and "gym rat fitness" and making it so cringe that there is now a correction being made to bring it back to a more normal time. Basically like what happened to the "pickup artist" movements of the mid 2000s. If enough people see it, try to make it cool and then completely bastardize it, everyone will see it for what it's really worth and then promptly get over it. I can't wait for anything "alpha-beta-ligma-sigma" related to die off already. It's so, so, godamn lame..

[@alexd4566]

BroScienceLife does a good job at satirizing these people

[@Nomad0311]

It was pure cancer for a while. You had young men thinking that anyone who isn't 250lbs with 24 inch biceps was "anorexic" lol. Granted those losers still exist, but I think the majority of them finally got off tren, or their hearts died from all the roid abuse they took during the covid lockdown so they aren't around to bother us anymore. Either way good riddance.

[@malibuhiegts]

What's Ligma? Sounds like some horrible testicular affliction

[@parkerlee123]

@@malibuhiegts ligma balls

[@veiserexab1428]

You can just not care at all

[@zuggernaut618]

“Getting blown at Ruby Tuesdays” being goals here is absolutely insane 😂😂😂

[@VitalTechnology_]

10:05 imagine somebody goes into the parking garage to pick up their car while he's recording lmao 🤣

[@VitalTechnology_]

Reported as spam.

[@legueu]

0:45 that's a lot of insecurity in one image.

[@thatTemplar9934]

*Stands in public car garage* 'Yes I own every car here...'

[@nunya_bizniz]

0:21 that is a common haircut for lesbians.

[@Vickers-Sayøri]

LMAO FR

[@fieldsgreen5024]

This really feels like something that 2008 me would have followed religiously if I watched it

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Is it just me, or do videos on these topics attract a lot of bots?

[@chunkycomet9117]

"Because my wife always craves me" Says the man with a prominent lack of a wedding ring, or ring line suggesting that he's ever worn a ring. His wife is absolutely with him for some alternative motive.

[@Chaoticcrybxby]

Alpha con has got to look like the average nerd convention if 4chan was a sponsor Also the name sounds like an 18+ furry convention

[@dannydamnmendez]

Naw that's MurCon

[@dividale2821]

Alpha male videos are never complete without that 2000s rock music

[@draguladriver]

i might be the family disappointment but at least i don't walk around calling myself an "alpha male"

[@therealjibrano]

Eyyy non loser disappointments lets goooo

[@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon]

Imagine having a small channel with just a few thousand subs and out of nowhere Moist man himself shouts you out in such a flattering way. I hope this dude's channel blows up after this. Well deserved.

[@alecstewart2612]

4:20 - "My wife always craves me" I mean good for you, whoever you are, but could you say it another way that doesn't me feel like I'm developing an ulcer?

[@balagadoo6207]

The "lorem ipsum" fillers under most of the video captions is the best part

[@KeithThedfordII]

5:10 Man's really called me out like what'd I do?

[@TeaLurker]

💀

[@josemoreno4230]

1:19 When speaking directly to human traffickers 🤣

[@ghostbusters420]

1:15 “Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?”

[@RebelWvlf]

It's like they've watched Beauty and The Beast cartoon and were unironically taking notes from Gaston.

[@BlueFoxDA]

Charlie did an ultimate beta move by basically saying "Doing human trafficking to manipulate women is wrong!"

[@Us3r739]

It’s so beta until it happens to someone you love. Who’s the beta now? 🤓

[@stootan4752]

@@Us3r739 It was a joke mate.

[@Lemoncakelover678]

Next, it'll be beta to say 'murder is bad' to these dudes

[@Javierisnotatryhard]

Lmao I think that every time I plow a Chinese lady in a hotel room

[@Lemoncakelover678]

@@Javierisnotatryhard wtf does that gotta do with anything?