"He's gonna slap the shit outta someone in the stands!" "Oh, it was his wife."
@stoffers64193 жыл бұрын
"Come on come on *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*"
@VelociraptorousRex3 жыл бұрын
Bmi of 45.7 damn
@sprayqauza30603 жыл бұрын
@Something came down taliban bots in every comment section of youtube and no one talking about it????????
@siy95833 жыл бұрын
@@sprayqauza3060 what makes it a taliban bot? Ahh I see. Reporting and ignoring them so others don’t click like I did to see what you’re referring to is the best method.
@PsyKick3 жыл бұрын
Just a little warmup before the match
@bobwall80213 жыл бұрын
The announcer deserves like a fucking purple heart, mans just out there studying the ways of the hillbilly and is genuinely glad to be a part of it.
@krzem3 жыл бұрын
💜
@aneeveewhohasinternet18713 жыл бұрын
Indeed he does. 💜
@useranonymous51303 жыл бұрын
💜
@Ackl3r3 жыл бұрын
💜
@these_go_to_113 жыл бұрын
Wtf is a Purple Heart other then an emoji and why was that the first sign of appreciation that came to mind
@TeenageBratwurst3 жыл бұрын
The announcer makes the same comments Charlie would make
@slapfightchampionship3 жыл бұрын
We are pals
@markwage22093 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU
@halcyon37733 жыл бұрын
@@slapfightchampionship wholesome moment
@onlinemodus3 жыл бұрын
I'm gay and proud.
@Kvatch13 жыл бұрын
Charlie finally revealing his inspiration! I bet he has a white shirt on too
@thecosmicradiation3 жыл бұрын
I'm absolutely losing it at how professional the commentator is over this hillybilly chaos. This man actually out here apologising for a domestic dispute in the parking lot
@comac4719 Жыл бұрын
that whole thing about mentioning the booger slapped out and that sad look on his face had me dying in laughter
@supertommytoe23 жыл бұрын
I just gotta say that the announcer is godlike. He absolutely sells this shit
@valiantham60723 жыл бұрын
Creampie Okerlund is a god
@EmoSquirrel7813 жыл бұрын
What Punchdown has in production quality and sheer slaps, Slap Mountain has in story and character work.
@GalaxyStandard773 жыл бұрын
This. I love the zani characters and side stories.
@siy95833 жыл бұрын
Okay but lets be honest, the production is pretty good given the characters we’re working with
@furymonger53953 жыл бұрын
Slap mountain is WWE and Punch Down is MMA
@slapfightchampionship3 жыл бұрын
@@furymonger5395 ….and SlapFIGHT Championship is SLAP FIGHTING lol
@gilgamesh57963 жыл бұрын
@@furymonger5395 Punchdown is Kung Fu Panda 2, Slap Mountain is Kung Fu Panda
@rich30833 жыл бұрын
Ok so this announcer and Charlie need to announce this shit together, their comments would be so in tune.
@rich30833 жыл бұрын
@@mrthumbs3786 Koshimizu Sachiko, from Cinderella Girls
@kgkomrin3 жыл бұрын
@@rich3083 Cinderella Girls? Haven't heard that in a while
@leasagna22023 жыл бұрын
they would be besties
@narry35183 жыл бұрын
Pleaseeee collaboration please! Lol
@bulletn3ctar3 жыл бұрын
This is literally just an optional side quest you come across in Far Cry 5.
@hooliganistic8783 жыл бұрын
honestly, probably. lol it would not be too far fetched because there already is a quest called "testy festy"
@censingterror73293 жыл бұрын
@@hooliganistic878 the falls end annual testicle festival isn’t a laughing matter.
@thefunkydunks27173 жыл бұрын
@@censingterror7329 Amen, brother.
@YetAnotherSpyMain2 жыл бұрын
@Wally Wally no fucking way i just got endless summer'd
@yourbestpallshawn41392 жыл бұрын
Far cry 5 is ass
@nrth_pnk9263 жыл бұрын
I hate how invested I am in these characters. It's more than just slaps. It's all about the various individuals, side plots, and development.
@vrapbrap3 жыл бұрын
The world building is top notch too. The slap cinematic universe is expanding at a good pace
@tin0theguy2 жыл бұрын
@@vrapbrap SCU if you will
@itszooota2 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, I’m a new KZbinr and I have just uploaded my first video and I’d really appreciate if you checked it out and let me know what you think of it! Thank you in advance
@terryprice1691 Жыл бұрын
So like pro wrestling but with just people that slap each other? Someone put Gunther in there 💀😭
@Suitsnstylesguy Жыл бұрын
@@tin0theguySMCU
@dragonfruit35883 жыл бұрын
Imagine if all the Russian and polish slap competition announcers are dropping one liners like these Americans and we just never knew
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
"It's the same physique he's had as a baby" I've never heard an announcer roast someone that badly
@lethalkrab3 жыл бұрын
Stop watching all the same videos as me
@wizard838kk3 жыл бұрын
Is your job just commenting on KZbin videos
@TsunaXZ3 жыл бұрын
@@lethalkrab Ok
@nathanstuart21923 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJDIiYR3hph7a68 Bashurverse is 🔥🔥 IN H3LL LOL
@nathanstuart21923 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJDIiYR3hph7a68 Bashurverse is 🔥🔥 IN H3LL LOL
@zanecolin78593 жыл бұрын
‘Where hes gonna face RED SOLO CUP for the championship.’ Dear god this is too good.
@kidcodi23963 жыл бұрын
Red Solo Cup didn't even deserve his win, smh
@arjungrewal32933 жыл бұрын
@@kidcodi2396 spoilers they changed the results of that match
@modus183 жыл бұрын
Red solo cup will easily win the belt by disqualification.
@nell7113 жыл бұрын
Legend has it red solo cup has had tinnitus since he was a wee lad
@DizGaAlcam3 жыл бұрын
@@kidcodi2396 ofc he did, his opponent was flinching every time, he shoud've won that even sooner
@Carnyzzle3 жыл бұрын
The slapfight cinematic universe is getting interesting
@YourLocalAverageSquidMan3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@galis43833 жыл бұрын
I fucking love it, Slap Mountain is just too good
@jazdigance64033 жыл бұрын
"Genetic specimen/slapper" Yeah I'm 100% convinced now that this is some of the best satire to grace youtube
@slapfightchampionship3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@_thecrossway Жыл бұрын
@@slapfightchampionshipwow they actually commented
@slapfightchampionship Жыл бұрын
@@_thecrossway 🤷🏽
@sxbmissive3 жыл бұрын
7:16 LMAO even the announcer is trying to hold back his laughter
@OneFinalAutumn3 жыл бұрын
This actually just makes me appreciate how much effort goes into a solid slap. Compared to these wet noodles, the slaps we're used to might as well be the equivalent of being run over by a garbage truck.
@Galf5063 жыл бұрын
Yeah you can really feel the difference. Even the weaker guys from the serious slapping tournaments feel like monsters in comparison.
@Ravio_Lee3 жыл бұрын
Because this is obviously satire lmao
@heckingbamboozled80973 жыл бұрын
@@Ravio_Lee What about this makes it seem like satire? Really just seems like a bunch of hillbillies went up into the mountains without knowing the first thing about how to slap with even a little bit of conviction.
@dkskcjfjswwwwwws4133 жыл бұрын
russian slappers could decapitate someone like theyre a man named mike
@garrydimasa19643 жыл бұрын
@@heckingbamboozled8097 This have to be a satire. Like what's the urgency of showing those spectator accident two times in a row when it got nothing to do with the actual fight? Plus there's no way a full grown adult slap that abomination if they mean it. Nevertheless this is a fkn gem.
@fungibu71843 жыл бұрын
Russians: All slaps, no theatrics. Americans: No slaps, all theatrics.
@av70623 жыл бұрын
Me: win-win.
@rezabeast17223 жыл бұрын
@@av7062 exactly we get the best of both worlds man I live this rock we live on 🌎
@rettwoods3 жыл бұрын
Unless you count the guy that was role playing as a werewolf.
@maxim60883 жыл бұрын
@@rettwoods that was Poland, those guys got the near perfect balance between theatrics and slaps
@marknum5453 жыл бұрын
perfectly balanced as all things should be
@erkdoc53 жыл бұрын
Crystal: accuracy= high, power= very low Hillbilly: accuracy= low, power= very high
@Jaysiah3603 жыл бұрын
It’s too funny you can tell the announcer is like “wtf is going on here”
@nekkidnora3 жыл бұрын
"The same physique he had as a baby" is the sickest commentary in history, woah. Mr Krystal being unnecessarily poor sportsman, though, come on dude.
@JD-ky9ys3 жыл бұрын
What
@Ryzawa3 жыл бұрын
The Narrator is literally just Southern Charlie and I'm all here for it, sports would be a lot better if the announcer was just roasting the participants.
@PelagiustheGrey3 жыл бұрын
@@robier south Florida ain't the south.
@anon8772 жыл бұрын
@@PelagiustheGrey north Florida is the south
@PelagiustheGrey2 жыл бұрын
@@anon877 yea I know
@Big_Red2003 жыл бұрын
"He catches the tip of the nose and knocks a booger out" That almost killed me, that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Jesus, that had me crying
@VenosValentine3 жыл бұрын
Lol he literally did though. You see it flying out in the slo mo replay
@VenosValentine3 жыл бұрын
Commented before I saw Charlie go back
@diyu-3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, Slap Mountain truly is content paradise
@Ryzen13 жыл бұрын
Its heaven
@REALwoombath3 жыл бұрын
It reminded me why I loved 'Trailer Park Boys'. Something about the raw and absurd slapstick comedy.
@Yanobam3 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing how different slap mountain is compared to the original slap fight…… The original guys are so polite and nice to each other, even kneeling down in respect when they knock each other out 😭
@juannaym84883 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's the difference between Europeans and Americans
@daturavalentine67733 жыл бұрын
@@juannaym8488 russia isn't in europe
@juannaym84883 жыл бұрын
@@daturavalentine6773 Russia is gigantic and has dozens and dozens of different tribes in it, but most of the country has a very distinct European influence. This is why historically, Russia was always considered one of the great European forces, until about 100 years ago
@someloser60413 жыл бұрын
@@juannaym8488 It is actually a reasonable change in the consideration of Russia, though I think it is.much more recent than that. Gotta consider they lost most of their population when the Soviet Union dissolved. Was even a huge thing all.the way back during the Great War when most of its population was taken into occupation in the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk
@MultiSpeedMetal3 жыл бұрын
@@daturavalentine6773 western Russia is in Europe my guy
@moritzk18993 жыл бұрын
This is the best channel on youtube, not only you get some quality hillbilly slapping, you are also kept in the loop reguarding broken marriages between two crack addicts
@DaltonSligh3 жыл бұрын
Hardcore Hillbilly has a surprisingly good set of teeth
@hardcorehillbilly3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@EDOGG21123 жыл бұрын
@@hardcorehillbilly No fucking way its the man himself
@loisthehedgehog76583 жыл бұрын
@@hardcorehillbilly no way it’s hardcore hillbilly 🤠
@GalaxyStandard773 жыл бұрын
@@hardcorehillbilly what a legend. A actual Slap celebrity
@thefunkydunks27173 жыл бұрын
@@hardcorehillbilly Hory shit is that the Hillbilly man himself??
@zuton_3 жыл бұрын
All of this almost seems like it’s supposed to be comedic (wouldn’t be surprised if it was). From a guy taking a shit behind a tree while they are introducing the competition to the narrators hilarious comments. This is great. Also the names… oh my god the nicknames are hilarious. Mr Krystal and The hillbilly. I’m dead XD
@murdey3 жыл бұрын
For real, it's just beyond goofy
@siy95833 жыл бұрын
I can assure you as someone living in the south the characters are likely genuine and the antics mostly unscripted to be sure. Some genius saw gold in his community and organized this cinematic masterpiece.
@zuton_3 жыл бұрын
@@siy9583 lmao
@murdey3 жыл бұрын
@@siy9583 fair enough! 😆
@garrydimasa19643 жыл бұрын
@@siy9583 The performance act is very convincing but those slap is just blatanly an act. Any full grown adult could deliver a slap harder then those fart noodle if they really meant it.
@maggotthemadman81423 жыл бұрын
I love how their is a constant moving chaos in the background of these videos. Dudes just being dudes shitting behind trees and full on domestic abuse. There is nothing off limits on Slap Mountain.
@fatalbert20553 жыл бұрын
The real reason Valve doesn't make games anymore is because Gaben is currently in the south commentating slap fights.
@creepcat033 жыл бұрын
"Seems like there's a domestic dispute in the parking lot, let's get a camera out there." Only the best from Slap Mountain.
@Harmonica8213 жыл бұрын
Hardcore Hillbilly literally has the 30 accuracy, 1-hit ko move.
@iamgoo3 жыл бұрын
Sheer cold or guillotine do you think?
@vikingvarn49193 жыл бұрын
@@iamgoo Guillotine based on the number of misses before it finally bloody connects
@jacobosaldarriaga48203 жыл бұрын
He has a crit damage multiplier build but didn't invest into upping his crit chance.
@Kloutrous8083 жыл бұрын
This may be the greatest satire in human history or we're seeing humans at their most primitive state
@jaysven61533 жыл бұрын
I can promise you, this is no satire. Just murica! Yeeeeeee haaaaaaw
@Ravio_Lee3 жыл бұрын
@@jaysven6153 there is no world in which this isn’t satire lol
@NGAllAmericanBadass3 жыл бұрын
@@jaysven6153 Goddamn right.
@reececastle6383 жыл бұрын
@@Ravio_Lee this is legitimately what it’s like in the buttfuck nowhere south. i guarantee none of these people graduated high school
@julianhernandez96463 жыл бұрын
@@reececastle638 As someone who lives in the South, I can confirm this statement
@toomanyhats71413 жыл бұрын
I still remember when Slap Mountain went by it’s original name, Olympus.
@youtyiyyutuu1043 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU ......
@markwage22093 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU
@markwage22093 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU
@stoneharper70383 жыл бұрын
“It’s essentially the same physique he’s had since we have a baby” -Absolute perfection
@dankdino27713 жыл бұрын
6:36 he’s stumbling like my drunk uncle at thanksgiving
@stormrider10493 жыл бұрын
Slap Mountain is just modern day Valhalla with Southern dressing
@SilentSprinterCJ3 жыл бұрын
I cant wait to see red solo cup point to his ear after every hit again. The dudes hand was literally the size of his whole head lol
@GalaxyStandard773 жыл бұрын
Well to be honest thats how he became champion
@ProjectDamo3 жыл бұрын
Im actually so happy to see Charlie cover Soup's part in the tournament
@ram3rz3 жыл бұрын
He actually does look and sound like soup
@Pencyl2 жыл бұрын
lol my exact thought too
@dontask36133 жыл бұрын
This shit is 100% real, this is the exact atmosphere I used to experience down in Georgia when I was in the military 😅
@whatdadogdoin98183 жыл бұрын
This is un-ironically my favorite slapping tournament thing
@highbread8173 жыл бұрын
I live in the south. I feel like I know all of these people personally.
@drakemallard14863 жыл бұрын
I don't know them personally, but I have seen them in Wal-mart.
@acbvisuals66213 жыл бұрын
Me as well I know you and them.
@flamesgrillchapslea3183 жыл бұрын
That is the best comment I’ve ever seen
@Mohmar20103 жыл бұрын
That shit is wild man, crazy
@cardiiiiii2 жыл бұрын
You hang around some weirdos then
@donkeysaucelol35843 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to hear Charlie use the “the same physique as a baby” line in the near future 😂
@jarotheboar83983 жыл бұрын
Lol I can see it now xD
@WhuDhat3 жыл бұрын
Before the paul v askren "fight" I had never heard "built like a bag of milk" before but Crystal was really built like a damn bag of milk
@LikeWagon3 жыл бұрын
That announcer and Charlie would be the best duo if they're announcing the game together.
@h0h0h0h03 жыл бұрын
"And then look, there's just a moment of sadness there..." I don't remember when I last laughed this much.
@alexeastbay9253 жыл бұрын
"Get yo gun bitch im ready to die" yeah that one got me 7:10
@KenoxProductions3 жыл бұрын
I was losing it throughout the entire video. This is peak content.
@markwage22093 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU
@CullanSanders3 жыл бұрын
"He's shaped like melted bubblegum" is my favorite Charlie roast to date.
@marcoromano11073 жыл бұрын
I was taking out my contacts when I heard him say “this is a professional level of ass crack right here” and now I’m in immense pain from jolting my fingers into my eyes from laughing
@cerealkiller55993 жыл бұрын
Russians: Professionals with standards, delivering slaps at terminal velocity and smacking the soul out of their opponents. Americans: 4:02
@stonetrapz18043 жыл бұрын
“Stepping out of the tree line now” I fuckin died yo 😭💀
@xXMightymoeXx3 жыл бұрын
Wtf this is actually unironically good
@markwage22093 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU
@khronicganjaofoz3 жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised on how funny really country ass folk can be down here in the south😂😂
@chrishartzog91893 жыл бұрын
Bro. The commentary for this show is hilarious. You can tell these guys are having fun.
@1hunglow5823 жыл бұрын
Just people being people. No ego judt good times most likely
@randombaron62193 жыл бұрын
Cute to see Charlie pretending like he isn't the announcer, actualizing his dream of running a slap fight tournament
@wtgm22522 жыл бұрын
2:26 THE MAN shitting behind the tree peaks out smiles and laughs and then scurries back into the vegatation truly amazing cinematography
@nitro101553 жыл бұрын
"Same physic since he was a baby...." I'm done 😂😂😂
@DrFlip-pf5bu3 жыл бұрын
The Kay’s cooking of slapping. Continue this series!
@XeresKyle3 жыл бұрын
That guy with _"the same physique since he was a baby"_ looks like an ice cream & cone.
@enegmatixerebro3 жыл бұрын
He gave the speech of a lifetime while there's shit in the air Slap mountain. WWE wishes they had entertainment this good
@ZammianX3 жыл бұрын
5:00 i’m literally crying from laughing so hard😂😂😭
@FiLiX3 жыл бұрын
im in love with this series
@MrDarkman20213 жыл бұрын
Can you buy tickets to slap mountain or is it invitation only like the mortal kombat tournament.
@aimcrazy58433 жыл бұрын
🤣
@ronandeevy88063 жыл бұрын
Invitation via carrier pigeon
@TehSeksyManz3 жыл бұрын
No, it's like Charlie and the Chocolate factory, except the golden ticket is at the bottom of a can of Skoal chewing tobacco
@TehSeksyManz3 жыл бұрын
@Mëïstër Ëmm Wintergreen, for sure
@CommissarTommy223 жыл бұрын
Was half expecting The Green Bastard to emerge from the treeline.
@babystacks20373 жыл бұрын
Love you Charlie hope everyone had a good day at work and school
@Wickedincarnate3 жыл бұрын
You know what i think i will and you should too
@wendyokoopa70483 жыл бұрын
no one wants to listen to my description of meat. lol.
@TreasureOutdoors3 жыл бұрын
KNOCKED THAT BOOGER INTO NEXT WEEK! HOME RUN!
@Rubin_883 жыл бұрын
whoever did production for this is on another wavelength i gotta look it up now
@Schwalnuts3 жыл бұрын
There's so much to unpack at any given time, it's actually gold
@raviel_04223 жыл бұрын
The "Melted Bubblegum" almost makes me spill my drink. Charlie should spectate slapfights and it will be super funny.
@chazfromouterspace3 жыл бұрын
The announcer and Charlie both commentating on this has me in tears
@storytimewithunclebill19983 жыл бұрын
He got the same body he did as a baby. Had me rolling again. Was fun to watch. Great video
@kanjo49763 жыл бұрын
Charlie + announcer = "FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY"
@ABR48YT3 жыл бұрын
If this doesn’t become A Olympic sport I’m going to be disappointed
@fancyflowz3 жыл бұрын
5:52 Krystal is literally adult Bobby Hill in real life. . . I can’t unsee it 😂
@markwage22093 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU
@DTGgamiing3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing when Mr. Crystal came into the ring I love this show
@jaredrobinette58163 жыл бұрын
The guy dumping in the tree was there for both interviews lmao
@andrewthorsten38093 жыл бұрын
I have mineral rights on slap mountain. soon I will be sitting on the world's biggest reserve of slaptanium.
@Akrna473 жыл бұрын
This announcer makes this shit top tier. Love it
@noltera183 жыл бұрын
Hardcore Hillbilly looks like Vasily took a shrink potion and went undercover.
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaafafaff3 жыл бұрын
It is as if SLAP Mountain was specifically designed for Charlie to commentate and share with the world this whole Slap niche cultural rise.
@jacksonkeith73783 жыл бұрын
When krystal fell over I just thought the announcer would yell “TIMBERRR!!!!”
@tundrasome94093 жыл бұрын
7:03 Look at that bro hug, from the guy who was flipping off his opponent and smacking away his handshake. Hardcore slapped him so hard that last time he slapped some respect into him.
@freedomofspeech28673 жыл бұрын
"Two Southern Man Slapping Each Other" was the original title
@zogar85263 жыл бұрын
6:50-6:55, the look on Crystals face as he is hit, he knows its over there, "You got knocked the fuck out!!"
@ClaytonBigsby933 жыл бұрын
“And today’s festivities on Slap Mountain are brought to you by our sponsors at Pabts Blue Ribbon and the Charitable Foundation Society for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome”
@GalaxyStandard773 жыл бұрын
*Ford Banners and NRA logos across the ring*
@WhuDhat3 жыл бұрын
Cheap cigarettes and stained wife beaters
@juliuszacariasvelasco3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Charlie called out homie's ass crack. We both said "oh my god" at the same time.
@iamsliv76213 жыл бұрын
I love how Charlie finds shit I would never normally watch, and makes it super entertaining
@nickhood40733 жыл бұрын
Love the announcer in these lmao
@felixhates50313 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what’s happening but this is the most southern shit I’ve ever watched
@tr3nt1nat0r.3 жыл бұрын
This is incredible...does their athleticism know no bounds?!?!
@roseman173 жыл бұрын
"we're going to slap mountain Charlie!"
@TyTheFungi3 жыл бұрын
Holy fucking shit Slap Mountain is pure gold. Please bless us with more of this my man
@idysur32753 жыл бұрын
The slapping quality may not be that good, but the story and characters are so damn good
@markwage22093 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXnJh3mBatiobdU
@turkeysandwich4213 жыл бұрын
That was one of the more entertaining videos I've seen in the last week for sure the crackhead couple fighting in the background makes the video 🤣🤣
@Is_It_3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iImrpoGFgsuUepI🙂
@flygod9163 жыл бұрын
I literally lost my mind when the dude said "get the gun and shoot my bitch I'm ready to die"
@ellisdylan0073 жыл бұрын
Laughing simultaneously with charlie feels pretty good
@raijuko3 жыл бұрын
They should call this the "all meth no brakes" tournement
@atomicguitar11083 жыл бұрын
Lmao the title was "two southern man slapping each other" 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@TheSTUnited3 жыл бұрын
"This is like business casual, I'd say" LMAOOO
@DjSicEm3 жыл бұрын
It’s obvious that Krystal hoped Hillbilly would be there for money and slap him lightly as an agreement.
@toxic_cowZ3 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure this isn't heaven they call it Valhalla.
@kristjanveski3 жыл бұрын
West Valhalla
@KarusMBII3 жыл бұрын
"He actually just kinda catches the tip of the nose, knocks a booger out there."