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@TheFreakEclipse
@TheFreakEclipse 3 жыл бұрын
That commentator needs several promotions, he makes this show several times more entertaining than it would be normally.
@SICresinwrks
@SICresinwrks 3 жыл бұрын
100% facts
@Its_Might
@Its_Might 3 жыл бұрын
For real 😂😂
@doxinn8879
@doxinn8879 3 жыл бұрын
He’s the star of the show
@Its_Might
@Its_Might 3 жыл бұрын
I read that he is the ceo of slap fight championship
@Datboynutty_nutelli2go
@Datboynutty_nutelli2go 3 жыл бұрын
There is a several amount of the word "several" in your sentence my guy
@mr.mustacheyt3962
@mr.mustacheyt3962 3 жыл бұрын
This feels like an episode of inter-dimensional cable.
@a-rahman5312
@a-rahman5312 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/apfOYXmHibRkebc
@TheDevPodcast
@TheDevPodcast 3 жыл бұрын
JACKS PAPI BYEBEY
@bryanyu3224
@bryanyu3224 3 жыл бұрын
The most accurate comment ever
@mattsmith457
@mattsmith457 3 жыл бұрын
Holy fucking shit the amount of bots is actually almost impressive.
@EckoThePro
@EckoThePro 3 жыл бұрын
If Fortnite kids were in SQUID GAME 😂 kzbin.infow_yNnd-5IEU?feature=share
@gordonramslay9955
@gordonramslay9955 2 жыл бұрын
''he has some genetic gifts of his own, i think he has an extra toe'' this commentator is an absolute gem
@scoliosisdiva
@scoliosisdiva Жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@DracoPadilla
@DracoPadilla Жыл бұрын
@@scoliosisdiva 4:30
@alexanderficken9354
@alexanderficken9354 Жыл бұрын
4:42
@joeschmoe2697
@joeschmoe2697 Жыл бұрын
It’s so great that he says the other guy has extra hips which gives twice the power but then just says the other guy has an extra toe and then there’s just silence with no explanation of why that’s good, so good😂
@slothrodriguez9155
@slothrodriguez9155 3 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't seem like there's anything wrong, it just looks like a regular baby hand." - Mr. Tilly the best roaster and commentator in the game.
@ihendrieth0130
@ihendrieth0130 3 жыл бұрын
I swear though 😂 he is all gas no brakes! Best announcer in the game.
@omegaentertainment1
@omegaentertainment1 3 жыл бұрын
I was going to comment the same thing! Mr. Tilley is the best announcer I think I've ever heard.
@deavelasquez
@deavelasquez 3 жыл бұрын
BROO I stg 🤣
@33roses
@33roses 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@brentsunlay8232
@brentsunlay8232 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing! Love that quote 😂😂😂
@bugre4322
@bugre4322 3 жыл бұрын
“If you look closely you can actually see that crystal has two sets of hips, so he can deliver twice the power.”
@ArMentorLazada
@ArMentorLazada 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/apfOYXmHibRkebc
@mantistobagon5185
@mantistobagon5185 3 жыл бұрын
Soooo fucking funny
@algen887
@algen887 3 жыл бұрын
Big brain
@Tom-mx4eq
@Tom-mx4eq 3 жыл бұрын
Do you have one hip?😂🤣
@gujonteitur4853
@gujonteitur4853 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpbckoSLo5KdmMU Pewdiepie meme
@lzbmusic3438
@lzbmusic3438 3 жыл бұрын
The FACT that Mr. Krystal is quoted as “Having an undeniable appeal to female slap fans” should be written in the constitution.
@slmjkdbtl
@slmjkdbtl 2 жыл бұрын
you don't have to write common sense in the constitution
@ehhhhh596
@ehhhhh596 2 жыл бұрын
@@KitchenWitchery i think it's his 2 set of hips
@NewtBeGaming
@NewtBeGaming 2 жыл бұрын
@@ehhhhh596 definitely the double hips. Doubles the power in his hip thrusts
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 2 жыл бұрын
@@NewtBeGaming the ladies love it
@shelby5809
@shelby5809 2 жыл бұрын
@@NewtBeGaming He's got the joints of a sausage link
@paulmcjello9407
@paulmcjello9407 3 жыл бұрын
Mr.Crystal's body type is actually the peak male performance. His abs are overgrown.
@bigv147v
@bigv147v 3 жыл бұрын
They spill over in order to protect him from nut shots.
@illkissyourightnow
@illkissyourightnow 3 жыл бұрын
the man has like four stomachs
@2chaaiinnzzz
@2chaaiinnzzz 3 жыл бұрын
Built like a bag of milk
@Vormelon
@Vormelon 3 жыл бұрын
There's literally so many abs they're all just melded together
@ancapeancape9829
@ancapeancape9829 3 жыл бұрын
Fused together better stronger
@Chook181
@Chook181 3 жыл бұрын
The commentator absolutely makes this show. He's downright incredible.
@braindeadchild6630
@braindeadchild6630 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@MrMiddleWick
@MrMiddleWick 3 жыл бұрын
He outcharlies the charlie
@Jesus_christ333
@Jesus_christ333 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrMiddleWick dont you ever say that
@dukeofgwaks1303
@dukeofgwaks1303 3 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of the Gta radio hosts, funny af.
@DaddysBathTime
@DaddysBathTime 3 жыл бұрын
He kind of gives it an MXC vibe
@vivianepadilla1692
@vivianepadilla1692 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Tammy just pops up out of no where, further expanding upon the lore of slap mountain 😭
@Tom-tg2jl
@Tom-tg2jl 2 жыл бұрын
I found you miss moogoo
@DracoPadilla
@DracoPadilla Жыл бұрын
Padilla gang.
@Averagelethalenjoyer
@Averagelethalenjoyer Жыл бұрын
she also has a confederate flag in the background
@aarondavis8943
@aarondavis8943 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting the DaThings YTP version. Force of habit.
@janky477
@janky477 3 жыл бұрын
"Mr. Krystal has 2 sets of hips" Just the casual ROASTING is so funny.
@shivankmittal715
@shivankmittal715 3 жыл бұрын
"Dad picks up the nostril cotton ball" "JD immediately shoves it in his ear" Best lines of the entire tournament 😂😂😂
@frogalex
@frogalex 3 жыл бұрын
Hah
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 3 жыл бұрын
@Savetion omg its Satan Hey, dude, mind helping out? I’m pretty sure God is on vacation or somethin
@austinhawkins1590
@austinhawkins1590 3 жыл бұрын
I died 😂😂
@thomasweilbrenner5769
@thomasweilbrenner5769 3 жыл бұрын
@Savetion soo edgy uwu
@ryanthomas9633
@ryanthomas9633 3 жыл бұрын
That killed me 😂
@bleh2959
@bleh2959 2 жыл бұрын
This was pure chaos, between the commentator being comedy gold, both slappers not knowing what they are doing at all, and tammy popping up every 5 seconds with some weird asmr 😂😂
@jenniferweber8260
@jenniferweber8260 3 жыл бұрын
"Dad picks up JD's nostril cotton and he immediately shoves it in his ear" Shit had me on the ground
@pepcore
@pepcore 3 жыл бұрын
The commentator is absolutely awesome haha.
@stevebanning902
@stevebanning902 3 жыл бұрын
it really wasn't that funny..
@REALwoombath
@REALwoombath 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevebanning902 ...to a guy with no sense of humor, that is.
@jjserrano8806
@jjserrano8806 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that bit got me lol
@stevebanning902
@stevebanning902 3 жыл бұрын
@@REALwoombath Ok zoomer, guess you have low standards, that's ok. Most zoomers are like you.
@cockk.
@cockk. 3 жыл бұрын
“Mr. Krystal has two sets of hips so he’s able to generate twice as much power”
@captainLoknar
@captainLoknar 3 жыл бұрын
that's "two extra sets of hips" as the 3rd one is in his pants
@vdrizie151
@vdrizie151 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@REALwoombath
@REALwoombath 3 жыл бұрын
"quote"
@ClingyParasite
@ClingyParasite 3 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't seem like there is anything wrong, it just looks like a regular baby hand" Somehow the commentator is the one, throwing the hardest hits out here
@XeresKyle
@XeresKyle 3 жыл бұрын
JT Tilly, AKA the commentator, is a gem. He is what really makes the show.
@lozovac
@lozovac 3 жыл бұрын
Totally
@ogsimbaa0401
@ogsimbaa0401 3 жыл бұрын
@@lozovac a a
@damienperez7776
@damienperez7776 3 жыл бұрын
You know hes a solid commentator if he gets charlie to laugh considering charlie is a top tier commentator himself.
@uusername
@uusername 3 жыл бұрын
His commentary is very good but he makes mistakes in what he thinks is a clean slap and what is not allowed
@butchsguitarsgear520
@butchsguitarsgear520 3 жыл бұрын
I told him that personally when I shook his hand I said you're the one who makes these shows with your commentary and extra set of Mr Crystal's hips for extra rotation
@toomanyhats7141
@toomanyhats7141 3 жыл бұрын
“It Just looks like a regular baby hand” Someone throw in the damn towel! They’re eating Mr. Krystal alive out there!
@gujonteitur4853
@gujonteitur4853 3 жыл бұрын
This bots are not cool Im cool though kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpbckoSLo5KdmMU Pewdiepie meme
@EckoThePro
@EckoThePro 3 жыл бұрын
If Fortnite kids were in SQUID GAME 😂 kzbin.infow_yNnd-5IEU?feature=share
@Icecreammac1
@Icecreammac1 3 жыл бұрын
That announcer is fantastic. Definitely one of the best parts of the show.
@dybixs1400
@dybixs1400 3 жыл бұрын
KZbin doesn't give a f about bots anymore lmao
@booleah6357
@booleah6357 3 жыл бұрын
JD must have had some fire in those hands. Delivering some burns with a side of pain
@mao7
@mao7 3 жыл бұрын
This makes me proud to be an American. Even if I’m southeast Asian.
@SoySaucing
@SoySaucing 3 жыл бұрын
Im asian too 😂🙌🏽
@retuo1425
@retuo1425 2 жыл бұрын
yo ASEAN gang
@illpegyourdad973
@illpegyourdad973 2 жыл бұрын
Yeehaw, brother.
@IdleHawk7
@IdleHawk7 2 жыл бұрын
slap on, pardner
@winterminter1857
@winterminter1857 2 жыл бұрын
everyone is American when yer watching slap mt 💪🏻😤🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Berd
@Berd 3 жыл бұрын
o to be a hillbilly, slapping free and slapping proud
@ArMentorLazada
@ArMentorLazada 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/apfOYXmHibRkebc
@ArMentorLazada
@ArMentorLazada 3 жыл бұрын
bread
@sinsofthefather
@sinsofthefather 3 жыл бұрын
same
@smelliott2347
@smelliott2347 3 жыл бұрын
hey berd :)
@gujonteitur4853
@gujonteitur4853 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpbckoSLo5KdmMU Pewdiepie is sponsered
@damnmyeyes7950
@damnmyeyes7950 3 жыл бұрын
“Dad picks up JD’s nostril cotton and JD immediately shoves it in his ear!” This is the point where I laughed myself to almost passing out!!!
@bigstove72
@bigstove72 3 жыл бұрын
8:42
@deadlyydude5522
@deadlyydude5522 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I died💀
@gab2386
@gab2386 3 жыл бұрын
For me it was the regular little baby hand, that one killed me
@thatdudebro
@thatdudebro 3 жыл бұрын
i literally almost fainted from laughing so hard when the commentator said he may have blown his nose cotton out at him in response.. holy crap.. my stomach hurts.. that commentator is GOLD.
@aroddo2953
@aroddo2953 2 жыл бұрын
And then he puts it back in his ear ... 🤣
@nolanhartman9046
@nolanhartman9046 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized the “ropes” are made of barbed wire. I don’t know what else I would have expected, but it just makes it 100x better
@crithitjace
@crithitjace 3 жыл бұрын
it was a carryover from episode 4, where two women were slapping each other. I think Charlie skipped it though.
@huckleberryharrison6248
@huckleberryharrison6248 3 жыл бұрын
In that part of the world barbed wire is used as dental floss.
@SteeleZack
@SteeleZack 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe a death match tournament was being filmed in the same location prior.
@togishere
@togishere 3 жыл бұрын
Same xD
@SonsOfMars.
@SonsOfMars. 2 жыл бұрын
@@SteeleZack yeah someone was about to bleed out not even 4 hours before 😂😂
@aaryan9453
@aaryan9453 3 жыл бұрын
The commentator and charlie have the best chemistry ever, like their humour is soo in sync
@cmarien9108
@cmarien9108 3 жыл бұрын
@Gabi what when?
@minecraft-hw7kh
@minecraft-hw7kh 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKO3cqCIf5udj5o
@grantpeterson2524
@grantpeterson2524 3 жыл бұрын
I am so, so glad for JT Tilly’s announcing. It feels like he is my guide in an alternate universe and the only way for me to make sense of anything is through him
@quietlycryingostrich
@quietlycryingostrich 3 жыл бұрын
the announcer is a gift lmao ‘he has two sets of hips’ ‘it looks like a regular baby hand’
@gujonteitur4853
@gujonteitur4853 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpbckoSLo5KdmMU Pewdiepie meme
@mikeanthony999
@mikeanthony999 3 жыл бұрын
He really brings it all together
@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 3 жыл бұрын
"jd has an extra toe"
@maxim6088
@maxim6088 3 жыл бұрын
bro and the cottonball shot thing
@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 3 жыл бұрын
@The TacoCat man the bot couldnt even spell his name correctly
@tangled_fate1172
@tangled_fate1172 3 жыл бұрын
The fact Tammie or whatever kept coming back was hilarious.
@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 3 жыл бұрын
i think she has a disability since she seemed to be trying to talk to the guys slapping?? lmao "leave my man alone" i cant- 😭
@HannibalBurgers
@HannibalBurgers 3 жыл бұрын
It's an old KZbin video/meme. Look up "leave my man emo eater alone".
@habeebaelwalily3081
@habeebaelwalily3081 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshroehl6098 Luv you josh, best singer in the world.
@MaksKCS
@MaksKCS 3 жыл бұрын
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon yeah you can actually see what disability she has if you look in the background
@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 3 жыл бұрын
@@MaksKCS omg you're so funny!!!1!1!1!1
@andreasosterberg8833
@andreasosterberg8833 3 жыл бұрын
“If you look closely you can actually see that crystal has two sets of hips, so he can deliver twice the power.” - Commentator That is probably the first time I've laughed at something a commentator has ever said. That was golden!
@codrulers
@codrulers 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t comprehend how JD didn’t throw one legal slap & still won. Crystals neck/ear was blood red and his face was untouched….
@OnlyCrestfallen.
@OnlyCrestfallen. 3 жыл бұрын
Bing Bing Bang
@someky4340
@someky4340 3 жыл бұрын
Kayfabe
@FunkyTheMainMonkey
@FunkyTheMainMonkey 3 жыл бұрын
@@OnlyCrestfallen. yuh
@chrischee4888
@chrischee4888 3 жыл бұрын
I think Krystal threw the match on purpose
@briannorman8376
@briannorman8376 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrischee4888 my theory was the he threw because he felt bad for slapping a guy who is mildly mentally disabled, but I can’t find anyone else in the comment section that thinks the same
@happyone234
@happyone234 3 жыл бұрын
JD slaps exactly the same as when you can’t run correctly in a dream
@wardragon670
@wardragon670 3 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@Kosmohs
@Kosmohs 3 жыл бұрын
YEAH WHY CANT I RUN PROPERLY IN MY DREAMS
@savagehiro1720
@savagehiro1720 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking Bro lags in real life😂 Glitching.
@funnycrab5684
@funnycrab5684 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYHQo2R5Ytp4qa8
@thedirtyn9335
@thedirtyn9335 3 жыл бұрын
“Dad picks up JD’s nostril cotton, JD immediately shoves it in his ear”
@torizzle_14
@torizzle_14 3 жыл бұрын
I’m crying at how Mr. Krystal literally SHOWED him how to slap his face and JD immediately push slapped him in the neck again. I don’t think one of these videos have ever made me lose my shit like that.
@imraduin
@imraduin 3 жыл бұрын
This whole think was just a trainwreck and I loved every second
@RaptorRockDrakeJesus
@RaptorRockDrakeJesus 3 жыл бұрын
Hill Billy slapping should be in the Olympics.
@Myemnhk
@Myemnhk 3 жыл бұрын
Im crying he literally slaps at like 5 mph and still manages to miss
@thekathrynshow9209
@thekathrynshow9209 3 жыл бұрын
@@imraduin unrelated but love your pfp!
@aarontorbitt2178
@aarontorbitt2178 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure JD has autism so that would explain the technique he utilized.
@Gnahhh
@Gnahhh 3 жыл бұрын
JD was slapping like he forgot, that he is actually right handed.
@alexanderbartolo444
@alexanderbartolo444 3 жыл бұрын
You made my night
@derekepperson7464
@derekepperson7464 3 жыл бұрын
The happiness I feel seeing a new Slap Mountain video is unparalleled. This is the best content on KZbin, hands down.
@wonderpope
@wonderpope 3 жыл бұрын
The commentator is just fuckin' brilliant with his deadpan professional delivery
@kaynaramiranda7381
@kaynaramiranda7381 3 жыл бұрын
And he still wears it... Every day... Haha
@kiyvro2601
@kiyvro2601 3 жыл бұрын
JT Tilley is fucking hilarious, he really carries the whole thing imo
@The_L4nky_Guy
@The_L4nky_Guy 3 жыл бұрын
Is he the one commentating if you don’t mind me asking
@dogic2413
@dogic2413 3 жыл бұрын
@@The_L4nky_Guy yeah he is
@The_L4nky_Guy
@The_L4nky_Guy 3 жыл бұрын
@@dogic2413 thank
@dilano.a6866
@dilano.a6866 3 жыл бұрын
reminds me of charlie in a way...since he carried the whole hunger games movies
@TheGrandmaster1
@TheGrandmaster1 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Crystal, just his presence, everything about him, reminds me of a 1988 Mike Tyson or a 2015 Anthony Joshua coming to the ring. Just pure dominance and intimidation. He has his opponents beat before they even get into the ring.
@DBUCKS1988
@DBUCKS1988 3 жыл бұрын
JD is definately still developing his basic motor skills. He'll get there one day!
@glizzy6666
@glizzy6666 3 жыл бұрын
I think JD is still developing.. in general lol
@hurtjuice8128
@hurtjuice8128 3 жыл бұрын
@The TacoCat no he ain't. now stop spamming that shit everywhere.
@EzekielDBarrett
@EzekielDBarrett 3 жыл бұрын
JD's definitely two pickles short of a barrel
@ethanpeterson8557
@ethanpeterson8557 3 жыл бұрын
This legit killed me
@beardalaxy
@beardalaxy 3 жыл бұрын
@Gabi based
@nathantiffen5158
@nathantiffen5158 3 жыл бұрын
8:55 “Dad picks up JD’s nostril cotton... JD instantly puts it in his ear” HAHAHAHAHAHA
@n0tnabi
@n0tnabi 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen someone slap so awkwardly as jd 😭
@Draxlar
@Draxlar 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Krystal doesn't drink water - he just likes the idea of water. That's his origin story and how he got his name.
@MatthewMcRowan
@MatthewMcRowan 3 жыл бұрын
He also stacked 340 bottles of Coca Cola Crystal and after 15 years sold it for 18 pigs and 2 cows
@alexarthurs5558
@alexarthurs5558 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is the smartest joke ever made about slap mountain
@minecraft-hw7kh
@minecraft-hw7kh 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKO3cqCIf5udj5o
@pinethebro547
@pinethebro547 3 жыл бұрын
at this point i don't know if you're being serious or just joking
@farzan7447
@farzan7447 3 жыл бұрын
This commentator of slap mountain has so many zingers. You know they are good when it makes Charlie laugh hard
@ArMentorLazada
@ArMentorLazada 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/apfOYXmHibRkebc
@gujonteitur4853
@gujonteitur4853 3 жыл бұрын
America is great kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpbckoSLo5KdmMU Pewdiepie meme
@antwonsworld3435
@antwonsworld3435 3 жыл бұрын
For real 😂
@eobardsprodigy
@eobardsprodigy 3 жыл бұрын
These bots are a menace to the society God damn it
@sachinfulsunge9977
@sachinfulsunge9977 3 жыл бұрын
@Mia Khalifa🇬🇧 come on now I thought you left the porn industry
@CheesyXan
@CheesyXan Жыл бұрын
Imagine being an alien exploring the ruins of earth and this is the only piece of video content you recover
@SpeedRacer_IRL
@SpeedRacer_IRL 3 жыл бұрын
JD has to be unequivocally the worst slapper of all time. He sucked so much at doing something a baby can do, I was falling out of my chair laughing every time and the commentary made it better XD
@angusvandervaart9765
@angusvandervaart9765 3 жыл бұрын
My man doesn't understand the definition of a slap so he just pushes his face
@arantir4150
@arantir4150 3 жыл бұрын
When I look at that slap at 8:26 I'm legit not sure if he doesn't have some sort of illness or is handicapped.
@hm.7959
@hm.7959 3 жыл бұрын
-7:40
@MrMiddleWick
@MrMiddleWick 3 жыл бұрын
Krystal's face was red everywhere but the cheek. When JD won without doing 1 legal slap I just can't even
@xyz-hs9ix
@xyz-hs9ix 3 жыл бұрын
Someone commented that he actually went to school with JD and he was in especial ED. Probably why they let him win despite having so many penalties and mr Krystal was good to him after the win but idk if they were telling the truth
@cosmoparker9056
@cosmoparker9056 3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone more incapable of throwing an effective slap than JD
@cosmoparker9056
@cosmoparker9056 3 жыл бұрын
@The TacoCat shuddup
@Skaiform
@Skaiform 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😅 up there looking like a varsity linebacker too
@tainee
@tainee 3 жыл бұрын
i think mr krystal stopped because he didnt want to embarrass a kid that was clearly a bit mentally underdeveloped, which is actually really wholesome and i unironically have a lot of respect for him
@funnycrab5684
@funnycrab5684 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYHQo2R5Ytp4qa8
@tree8059
@tree8059 3 жыл бұрын
@@tainee that might explain him crying, that last slap was pretty hard and it clearly hurt JD, I would feel bad too. I think Crystal might not have picked up on JD being a little mentally ill until he started throwing those really wacky slaps and his last reaction to being slapped. Respect to him if that's what it was
@liamsmith4640
@liamsmith4640 3 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching these. The random cuts to Tammy are hysterical
@999spazzers6
@999spazzers6 3 жыл бұрын
JD's slapping like I would in a nightmare, powerless.
@central848
@central848 Жыл бұрын
Bro that’s scary. I have so many nightmares where I’m absolutely powerless.
@rafaelcabete63
@rafaelcabete63 3 жыл бұрын
Tammy random apperance's, the referee being named creampie, the narrator being an absolute savage and the fact JD made away over 5 penaltys and still won, all of it made this without of doubt the best slapping match ever 💀
@Exovertical
@Exovertical 3 жыл бұрын
Also the fact that the ropes are made of barbed wires 💀
@vivianepadilla1692
@vivianepadilla1692 2 жыл бұрын
Tammy randomly popping up is so hilarious for no reason
@grabe1556
@grabe1556 3 жыл бұрын
I love slap mountain and JD wasn't even slapping he was just putting his hand on krystals face and pushing 😂
@laynewilliams5000
@laynewilliams5000 3 жыл бұрын
So, idk where tf this happens, but the dad and jd are from Moody, AL, where I’m from. And the JD guy went to our school. He’s literally special ED. Idk who let him do this.
@vladtheinhaler5601
@vladtheinhaler5601 3 жыл бұрын
@@laynewilliams5000 thats prob why they let him win despite all the hits to the neck. Dude sure looks like a special case.
@twitchprime9252
@twitchprime9252 3 жыл бұрын
Yikes
@wystrix439
@wystrix439 3 жыл бұрын
@@laynewilliams5000 If you ever find out where it is then you should make a surprise appearance to shout Charlie out
@laynewilliams5000
@laynewilliams5000 3 жыл бұрын
@@wystrix439 I actually dm’d them and asked where it was lol
@sirjulious101
@sirjulious101 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the fighters come out of the mountains like deities from the woods that have been summon to this ritual.
@arstotzka6520
@arstotzka6520 2 жыл бұрын
thats how it is in the country
@kieranprevost5718
@kieranprevost5718 2 жыл бұрын
"can somebody get this man a beer, maybe a cheese burger?" ahahah
@toomanyhats7141
@toomanyhats7141 3 жыл бұрын
“If you look closely, Mr. Krystal has two sets of hips” Why is the match continuing? The announcer just murdered my man Krystal there. 😩
@ArMentorLazada
@ArMentorLazada 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/apfOYXmHibRkebc
@gujonteitur4853
@gujonteitur4853 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpbckoSLo5KdmMU Pewdiepie meme
@sebastianriz4703
@sebastianriz4703 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the bots are multiplying like fucking rats down here.
@Tinaphromad
@Tinaphromad 3 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianriz4703 yh bro what is happening
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 3 жыл бұрын
“If you can believe it, you can’t believe it at all” Powerful words.
@-......--..-..-.
@-......--..-..-. 3 жыл бұрын
Hey
@fuckyoutube9713
@fuckyoutube9713 3 жыл бұрын
Such powerful inbred illiterate words.
@kaidenisme9521
@kaidenisme9521 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a classic kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqTGYWmneJmGf8k
@karebushmarebu233
@karebushmarebu233 3 жыл бұрын
*can't
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 2 жыл бұрын
@@karebushmarebu233 I had it right the first time. Anyway…
@alex3335560
@alex3335560 2 жыл бұрын
Slap Mountain is complete organized chaos. The random edits of people calling in, the bad slaps, the weird hillbillies. Absolute entertainment.
@Gaygeta
@Gaygeta 3 жыл бұрын
On this episode of Slap mountain we’ll be fighting for the custody of a child
@Memecious
@Memecious 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/faKkoqitlr2UfcU
@TheFirstBrizz
@TheFirstBrizz 3 жыл бұрын
I love your username
@xkidgey
@xkidgey 3 жыл бұрын
In accordance to the protocols and standards of tradition little Spud Ruddiger jr. will be given to the man who loses. Ain't no man with the devil's slapping hand have business raising a child
@Mosstachio
@Mosstachio 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it seems no contest has been called by the state and the child will be going into governmental custody.
@SICresinwrks
@SICresinwrks 3 жыл бұрын
That will be the PPV so they get money for said child 😂
@fishie3799
@fishie3799 3 жыл бұрын
This announcer is fucking amazing, holy shit. The tongue-in-cheek sarcastic comments about the fighters has me bursting out from laughter at least one per episode.
@zinkerzanker68
@zinkerzanker68 3 жыл бұрын
“If you look closely, Mr. Krystal actually has two sets of hips so he is able to generate double the power.”
@sebastianriz4703
@sebastianriz4703 3 жыл бұрын
"I wanna get a look at that hand, oh there it is!...I dont see anything wrong with it, it just looka like a normal little baby hand."
@AnimaChronix3
@AnimaChronix3 3 жыл бұрын
@@zinkerzanker68 "JD also got a genetic advantage, he got an extra toe I believe"
@zinkerzanker68
@zinkerzanker68 3 жыл бұрын
@Gabi when did he ever say that you bot
@bensoobrattee7367
@bensoobrattee7367 3 жыл бұрын
@Gabi every gabi is gonna get hate eventually huh
@Chambyr1
@Chambyr1 2 жыл бұрын
It’s 3 am right now and this has got to be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen I’m choking laughing man LMAOOOO
@darrinlaw2832
@darrinlaw2832 3 жыл бұрын
Every piece of lore in slap mountain hits like a truck and comes out like a machine gun.
@Cootato
@Cootato 3 жыл бұрын
His hand didn't hurt from the physical pain, but from the emotional pain of knowing he could kill a man with them.
@ronallison2028
@ronallison2028 Жыл бұрын
He said he got two sets of hips 😂 that had me laughing the hardest laugh I’ve had in a long time
@BerzinskyMusic
@BerzinskyMusic 3 жыл бұрын
This has to be the most iconic of all the slap fights I have seen. Mr. Crystal's mean baby hands weren't enough to overcome the repeated illegal yet allowed strikes from J.D.
@crycv8458
@crycv8458 3 жыл бұрын
The rich and deep ever expansive lore of this series is unironically better than anything Netflix or Disney+ has been coming up with in the past couple years they should really be taking notes.
@funnycrab5684
@funnycrab5684 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYHQo2R5Ytp4qa8 sssk
@M0nkiDRufi
@M0nkiDRufi 3 жыл бұрын
@Savetion Must feel bad to troll this hard and nobody give a shit, huh?
@currahee
@currahee 3 жыл бұрын
@@M0nkiDRufi imagine having a kid just for that kid to grow up and comment shit like this
@goatslaya9633
@goatslaya9633 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if next episode we will figure out more about the forfeit..
@antwonsworld3435
@antwonsworld3435 3 жыл бұрын
@@M0nkiDRufi what was the comment for educational purposes
@YAHUAH_SAVES_713
@YAHUAH_SAVES_713 3 жыл бұрын
"Two sets of hips" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally choked on my blunt hit
@minipuffs8491
@minipuffs8491 3 жыл бұрын
U talked over one of the funniest comments…. At the beginning he says “he stuffs himself with cotton; he likes to be airtight for battle” I almost fell off the chair.
@mrdannyreyes
@mrdannyreyes 3 жыл бұрын
Man JT Tilly’s commentary makes this so much better
@a-rahman5312
@a-rahman5312 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3faYXewn9iXq9E
@funnycrab5684
@funnycrab5684 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYHQo2R5Ytp4qa8 w
@HardCoreHockeyPlyr14
@HardCoreHockeyPlyr14 3 жыл бұрын
the 2 sets of hips comment had me fucking crying
@callmemicahh4105
@callmemicahh4105 3 жыл бұрын
the best moments are when the commentator cant even hold his character and starts laughing a little to himself as well. this commentator is too good
@EnDeRBeaT
@EnDeRBeaT 3 жыл бұрын
We need to acknowledge the comedic value that commentator of Slap Mountain brings, "two sets of hips = twice the power" had me rolling
@giorgiochiodini5773
@giorgiochiodini5773 3 жыл бұрын
me too, that guy is golden
@chn71
@chn71 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they replaced the ring ropes with barbed wire, it's a Slap Mountain Death Match!
@Wutertheodds
@Wutertheodds 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll be honest, I am one of those people who rarely and I mean RARELY laugh out loud while watching something. But these SLAP Mountain videos have consistently made me chuckle like a school girl, absolute comedic genius.
@DashiellAnthony
@DashiellAnthony Жыл бұрын
Same, slap mountain is a profound gift from God
@ohareair552
@ohareair552 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t expect to see the globglogabgolab competing in a slapping competition today
@Kiba845
@Kiba845 3 жыл бұрын
Was this from the Sam O'Nella podcast? I literally just watched that today.
@storytimewithunclebill1998
@storytimewithunclebill1998 3 жыл бұрын
Announcers was awesome. Extra hip and toe. Put his nostril cotton in his ears. Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video
@st3p4hen
@st3p4hen 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the person that shouldn’t win, wins every time in these “fights”
@ElmoTinker
@ElmoTinker 3 жыл бұрын
Underdogs
@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers 3 жыл бұрын
this slap mountain version is exactly the thing that makes a person go "you can't write this shit" its perfect. Im pretty sure Mr. Krystal legitimately named himself that because he actually smokes crystal meth.
@oz542
@oz542 3 жыл бұрын
Oh absolutely
@smileyguts6965
@smileyguts6965 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@WildHorizon
@WildHorizon Жыл бұрын
1:55 his parents were high when they named him. “Randel Randelman” absolute poetry 🤣
@ilserpente7440
@ilserpente7440 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie is slowly moving more towards becoming a rancher
@sebastianriz4703
@sebastianriz4703 3 жыл бұрын
I think you are becoming a rancher; growing out all these bots in your reply section.
@ilserpente7440
@ilserpente7440 3 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianriz4703 thats youtube for you
@Al_Thor
@Al_Thor 3 жыл бұрын
@Gabi lmao that you actually believed that crap
@Spiffy35
@Spiffy35 3 жыл бұрын
@Gabi link the "exposed" video of him saying this then. We are here waiting.
@xMrNight
@xMrNight 2 жыл бұрын
the ''official'' commentary is pure gold
@originai1521
@originai1521 3 жыл бұрын
im from switzerland and this is the most american thing i‘ve ever witnessed
@rayman4976
@rayman4976 3 жыл бұрын
*Wow **kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4LEoKV-Z8eJecU* .. ..
@ChickenButt39
@ChickenButt39 3 жыл бұрын
@Brokkr I'm proud of our fellow countrymen
@YangMK6THEMARIOKARTWIIGOD
@YangMK6THEMARIOKARTWIIGOD 3 жыл бұрын
@Brokkr I'm from Alabama where I believe this is filmed and its pretty accurate to what America and Alabama are like
@jamsinc7609
@jamsinc7609 3 жыл бұрын
I’m from America and this is the most American thing I’ve ever seen
@dreadpirates_
@dreadpirates_ 3 жыл бұрын
this is pure gold, love every second of it. love how the announcer is 100% in on all the jokes.
@codysaunders7348
@codysaunders7348 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who was immediately hooked on Slap Mountain? That announcer is incredible
@sterlingcosplay
@sterlingcosplay 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe Tammy or "It's not pee it's squirt" girl is here. Goddamn legend
@SomeoneSomewhere42069
@SomeoneSomewhere42069 3 жыл бұрын
Pardon? XD Can you link this? 🤣
@sterlingcosplay
@sterlingcosplay 3 жыл бұрын
@@SomeoneSomewhere42069 kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6DZg6inoreCl8U Sorry for your eyes ahead of time
@sterlingcosplay
@sterlingcosplay 3 жыл бұрын
@Brokkr It's gotta be
@SomeoneSomewhere42069
@SomeoneSomewhere42069 3 жыл бұрын
5:42
@SomeoneSomewhere42069
@SomeoneSomewhere42069 3 жыл бұрын
@@sterlingcosplay @Brokkr Omg! It is! 🤣
@mikeydelangelo6251
@mikeydelangelo6251 3 жыл бұрын
"Dad picks up JD's nostril cotton...JD immediately shoves it in his ear"
@funnycrab5684
@funnycrab5684 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYHQo2R5Ytp4qa8 wkwk
@brentsunlay8232
@brentsunlay8232 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in ages! Soo funny, absolutely loving the dialogue from you and the video at the same time!!! "Bud light in the back, sister in the passenger seat" 😂😂😂
@D1Sponge
@D1Sponge 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime Tammy appeared on the screen i became more and more convinced the whole thing was an acid trip
@guck297
@guck297 3 жыл бұрын
JD looks like he’s right handed but was dared to go lefty right before the fight
@michaelstuart9216
@michaelstuart9216 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t have said it better myself
@danwhite7862
@danwhite7862 2 жыл бұрын
I've seen infants slap toys harder.
@jarryplundermen6236
@jarryplundermen6236 3 жыл бұрын
I cracked at: "Dad picks up JD's Nostril Cotton. JD immediately shoves it into his ear."
@JonathanSavko
@JonathanSavko 3 жыл бұрын
JD is still developing his motor skills. Guy in the dress shirt is probably the only one with a high school diploma
@DirtyLillNeo
@DirtyLillNeo 3 жыл бұрын
Even that's a stretch haha
@Paulo_Dirac
@Paulo_Dirac Жыл бұрын
i don't understand how grown adults can have so few strength and slap things with a brute force that would not pop an air baloon...
@dominiclombardi
@dominiclombardi 3 жыл бұрын
I want some info on JT Tilley. Like he has to be the only man in the area with a high school education. He’s also so funny.
@SnailSlugSlut
@SnailSlugSlut 3 жыл бұрын
Dominic, here's a video from JT Tilley (serious reply) kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaukiYOdd8yfgNU
@MeowItsGhazt
@MeowItsGhazt 3 жыл бұрын
@@SnailSlugSlut Good find
@mbinny
@mbinny 3 жыл бұрын
He's the CEO of SlapFight
@dominiclombardi
@dominiclombardi 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god the video bots are on a whole different level on Charlie’s videos these days.
@CWCustoms
@CWCustoms 3 жыл бұрын
"Dad picks up his nostril swab and JD immediately puts it in his ear!" 🤣
@wonka926
@wonka926 3 жыл бұрын
that really caught me offguard lmfao
@Joeybatz33
@Joeybatz33 2 жыл бұрын
Captain America must be high on moonshine
@tchanthaphaeng
@tchanthaphaeng 3 жыл бұрын
JT Tilley and Charlie need to host a slap competition together.
@gabrielkoffman2838
@gabrielkoffman2838 3 жыл бұрын
What people don't realize is JD's extra toe provides a defense buff at the cost of accuracy.
@randomguy2369
@randomguy2369 2 жыл бұрын
this is something you stumble on when watching TV in a cheap hotel room. that only has 5 channels and charges you for more
@lucaslmansur
@lucaslmansur 3 жыл бұрын
They have barbed wire for ring ropes. That's fucking wild
@dontyodelsohard2456
@dontyodelsohard2456 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed this as well.
@pagansbasin6657
@pagansbasin6657 3 жыл бұрын
The second amendment actually just protects the right to slap with your arms
@a-rahman5312
@a-rahman5312 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3faYXewn9iXq9E
@randaranatunga7259
@randaranatunga7259 3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp lol
@rayman4976
@rayman4976 3 жыл бұрын
*Wow **kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4LEoKV-Z8eJecU* .. ..
@chillin5703
@chillin5703 3 жыл бұрын
Slap with bare arms.
@alexanderromero9701
@alexanderromero9701 9 ай бұрын
Once in a while I comeback this fucking hilarious clip! Charlie hasn’t laughed this hard ever since this episode
@gabrielfunez3863
@gabrielfunez3863 3 жыл бұрын
He's hydrating so much because of all the weight cutting he's done to be in that peak condition.
@cameronb7161
@cameronb7161 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Slap Mountain has the exact same energy of a low budget indie wrestling promotion.
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