God Made Me Buy This Game

[@_its_ezra]

The way Charlie was in full Jesus cosplay really added an element of realism

[@cosmosyn2514]

Who is Charlie? All I see is Jesus playing a video game.

[@MS-fe3vo]

Cosplay? He's literally Jesus

[@kalechip9074]

@Darkness ?

[@jayknowles2146]

@@kailasumbare1552 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片， 在香港这座城市的设置。 主演：钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯1 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员。

[@dzaesonp8599]

@@kailasumbare1552 Xue hua Piao Piao

[@carlos_ayala4373]

I was gonna end it all, but then John Christian came to me and told me, “The gun isn’t loaded”

[@Xozkov]

@Spatza who's an edgy boy?

[@5osa]

@Spatza you said this on everyone’s comment, wanna cookie 🍪?

[@BeretBay]

@Spatza "and that's just facts". No, you just want attention. People with facts would state them not claim that they are facts.

[@MaximilianMuss]

@ThiccBoi27 Timmy hasn't come to the comment section in ages

[@vhem6007]

@UC0Kw1wDuYR3mIJARn1HCUPw annddddd your back

[@streetpunkstreams4730]

I'm 90% sure that wing animation just spawns a bird on your back thats hidden by the armour

[@CrystalRose1111]

Omg you’re right

[@ssgpizzalover515]

bruh thats creative

[@bo9adios629]

Genius

[@robertlucas1435]

Boundary break when

[@TheVeryAngryShrimp]

Your icon's dope btw.

[@SquirrelGamez]

"How do I attack?" You don't, you turn the other cheek

[@SapienSafari]

Underrated comment

[@Erick23679]

How does this have only one comment

[@tweenytwinkies]

Which cheek?

[@benster1017]

It's from a song called rapping for jesus

[@kennydoggins1712]

The OG MC JC u see

[@kylebaird8813]

The game engine is pretty realistic. You don't get punished as long as you sin at a distance far enough outside the eye of the public.

[@willb.7417]

epic social commentary

[@toasterbread507]

society moment

[@MasterCheeks2998]

Unreal

[@hypers829]

@Morio Choratatzís How long would it take if I wanted to evolve back to a crab?

[@alphacide_2857]

@@hypers829 Surprisingly, not as long as evolving into other things. Nature has a way of returning to crab.

[@PastaCouch]

The only thing impressive here is Charlie's internet's download speed

[@ariessnep]

My computer: *best I can do is 600kb*

[@saritha55]

His download speed is faster than my USB transfer speed

[@banana-9959]

@@ariessnep you mean internet......your computer has nothing to do with your internet speed

[@TheRaven123]

What kind of shit internet you all got. Anything below 1 gigabit (aka 100 megabytes) is fucking slow

[@sovietnationalism5240]

@@TheRaven123 Italian internet 1 mbps lmfao

[@brandonsimoncini]

One of the developers was told “F to pray” by some 13 year old on the internet and they ran with that

[@SteveInLava]

"Press F to pray respects"

[@beinzheans3918]

@@SteveInLava "press f to pray respects

[@marisu9765]

F

[@dave2051]

@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ why do people like to make bots like you

[@adamwolter8593]

@@agnieszkarajder2821 😃

[@AngryBoozer]

I used to be an atheist, but this game successfully converted me to a .jpeg

[@user-ARCHON_GRID]

what the hell, I'm a .png

[@_devitryi_]

and I'm a gif of a sassy black woman.

[@yuyuqk]

im a .webp

[@user-ek9dd1cc2b]

i have become a .tiff

[@proffesionalweredog7426]

somehow im .mp4?

[@Dacept]

This channel is a gift from god ngl

[@lxquid.ocelot]

yes ikr

[@vhem6007]

Hey Ik you

[@anapple1220]

Charlie?

[@TallWomenEnjoyer]

BILLY agrees

[@UserName-gt2xx]

Modern Jesus

[@cgb838]

Everyone was waiting on cyberpunk while we've had this gem all along

[@NationalismDjazair]

Still better than cyberpunk

[@milk-el8vq]

@@NationalismDjazair now that a lot of the bugs were fixed cyberpunk is a decent ass game

[@adamwolter8593]

@@agnieszkarajder2821 😍

[@atharv_sh]

its about as functional as cyberpunk too

[@-Twotonepony-]

But this just came out this month

[@kryptgmd]

The fact that this is all in Portuguese is the cherry on top

[@viniciuslourenco9333]

Melhor jogo

[@barbararab6390]

Jogo 10/10

[@funkforever2951]

com certeza melhor jogo br

[@Klim04]

Despacito

[@criscrosxxx]

Donde esta la bibliotica

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

"Mum, can you get me God of War?" "We have God of War at home." The God of War at home:

[@poppaduck4686]

ong

[@jobascantu3510]

*god* of war

[@blyat8832]

Mom, can we get Asura's Wrath? We have Asura's Wrath at home Asura's Wrath at home:

[@prettyboy_online]

more like war of god

[@Gia1911Logous]

God of War has nothing on this masterpiece

[@sarcosmos2262]

Fun Fact: All defeated enemies fall through the floor because they are sent straight to Brazil where they are cleansed by moist holy water and hardcore christian rock.

[@n1x943]

Well now I feel bad for the demons because no one deserves to go to Brazil

[@LumaSloth]

Bem, o jogo é br mesmo, entao... Kkkk

[@honest_126]

@@LumaSloth It's a pretty shitty game.

[@just_paul4344]

the fact that the game linguage is in brazilian portuguese makes more sense

[@nanakofi3996]

WATCH MORE VIDEO F.U.L.L H.D 💓 CLICK HERE : livegirls19. com !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候1&!/ 1618771784

[@ascendingarscente]

Man, Charlie is such a rebellious teen, he calls his dad by his first name and doesn’t care about getting a haircut.

[@yekadoosh5565]

@Spatza This comment had nothing to do with religion and if you think otherwise then you're are just wrong and that's the undebatable truth.

[@bloocarracer333]

@Spatza i see you everywhere are you ok upstairs

[@apollo6718]

@Spatza Reddit moment

[@darnsimpletons5256]

@Spatza How does this have anything to do with a charlie being a rebellious teen

[@goose6189]

I'm curious as to what Spatza said before getting embarrassed and deleting his comment

[@attixd5053]

"i didnt realize this was a catholic church kind of game" had me dying

[@Instinct0425]

Bot above me 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Pleoxz]

The dude above me says theirs a bot above us

[@quisutdeusmfl]

I want to become a priest and my friends won't stop doing this kind of jokes

[@gothamgymnast4638]

@@quisutdeusmfl just ignore them

[@spider-manys2934]

@@Pleoxz * there's

[@sporkcheese6649]

"If God's not real then explain this atheists!" I literally died there.

[@sporkcheese6649]

8:45

[@jipph2238]

Lol

[@user-re9be7qm8p]

You literally didn't

[@sporkcheese6649]

@@user-re9be7qm8p You can't just expose a homie like that.

[@Colt-kv6xr]

Rest in peace

[@whereami6543]

This game is everything Doom wishes it could be.

[@matthewferguson9054]

These spam bots are everywhere

[@Klim04]

@BlindingHornet amogus

[@pokefreaawad1796]

If you go back to Charlie’s first public video he posted on this channel, he showed us how to do to do an infinite jump glitch in gears of war. Truly a man that has never changed

[@saddpaanda]

Do you have the link? 🤔

[@elispeed5078]

@@saddpaanda just click on his channel, go to videos, and sort from oldest

[@knockknock8371]

Oh no I made it 666 likes. I have sinned

[@rojastegulu]

​@@elispeed5078 This did not age well.

[@MattyP650]

@@rojasteguludamn I forgot you could sort by oldest at one point

[@Strawberrymilking]

Glad they stayed true to the manga

[@zerithos7271]

Just pray they dont do a Netflix adaptation.

[@captainkronker3985]

Same

[@Zenith_Nulls]

@@zerithos7271 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@comradekenobi6908]

Man Jesus really helped Johnny a lot to regain his ability to walk

[@ElMango14]

@@comradekenobi6908 ah yes a man of culture

[@galaxyanimal]

I love the fact that half of the text is in English and Portuguese and the other half is only in Portuguese.

[@joaoluisfalangola474]

So br entende

[@falsegod7309]

@@joaoluisfalangola474 Só os brasileiros percebem português? Hehehe

[@joaoluisfalangola474]

@@falsegod7309 sim

[@falsegod7309]

@@joaoluisfalangola474 Faz sentido, faz sentido

[@peddr.o]

@@joaoluisfalangola474 sim

[@UrResidentGhost]

Damn this game revealed our Christian secret! Every time we pray we crawl into a glowing portal. And then we go fight demons.

[@GeorgeWockington01]

Lol basically doom guy

[@Requiemreverie]

As a Christian, I can confirm this is 100% true

[@sebittyseb4481]

As a Christian,I can confirm lots of Christian's do this

[@davidonthedrill]

I can confirm that Christian do fight demons.

[@quisutdeusmfl]

we actually do if God wills it

[@LewdBoi]

Whole game in portuguese, he truly is discount jesus, languages can't stop this man

[@beachbowl274]

Why would he in the first place?

[@criscrosxxx]

True jesus understand all languages. You heretic dont .

[@sylamy7457]

@@criscrosxxx ok

[@kylebaird8813]

Pastor: "So what made you interested in the word of God?" Me: "My friend Charlie told me about something called 'Christian Fisting.'"

[@geckosgotgames3283]

Underrated comment

[@Colt-kv6xr]

The pope wants to know your location

[@gasabur2934]

Christian Kung Fu!

[@Snulge]

I hate how unironically fun this would be to watch as a speed run

[@zombieghostninja]

Man Jesus games always have a certain level of seriousness that makes them funny lol

[@fredwood6107]

lol

[@mistralstone9755]

Nice profile pic mate

[@Ownxer]

lol

[@Darek225Army]

It's debatable until science can explain what was before the big bang and how things exist in the first place

[@henrydikes6704]

@Spatza please just shut up, I don't know what your game is but you are poisoning Charlie's comment section even more than it already is and just generally being a nuisance by constantly copy pasting this unoriginal, and frankly rude and uncalled for comment.

[@ssgtsoule2623]

This is a game you’d find in the back of a public church where they make you watch veggie tales and give you pretzels while the adults discuss how to inject Christianity into your local middle school

[@goose6189]

This is a bit to accurate🗿

[@redstone-kg3ne]

So true

[@awesome9174]

Veggie Tales is lit tho

[@moistylettucegod6349]

vegietales and bad CGI Christian animations

[@dazedema4246]

This is so specific yet so accurate haha

[@qui-gonjinn8048]

Death in this game be like: *"I find your lack of faith disturbing."*

[@Zan-qr4ds]

What’s up brother?

[@qui-gonjinn8048]

@@Zan-qr4ds 😳

[@bepeplia5086]

@@qui-gonjinn8048 😳

[@bepeplia5086]

@@qui-gonjinn8048 what did he say

[@saucesaucesaucesauce1380]

*(edited)*

[@Devorador_de_Games]

As a brazilian I’m proud of this game, it represents everything good about our nation

[@NeverOhVer]

Thank you, Daniel

[@artvandalay1415]

Oh...

[@felipeterranova2452]

Given the fact that Brazil is one of the good countries in South America, saying that this represents everything good about it makes me depressed about what's left for the other countries there xd

[@Devorador_de_Games]

@@felipeterranova2452 Dide, Brazil is a cursed country, everything here is ass

[@Or1Ori_]

@@Devorador_de_Games Yeah but if you consider the other countries down here, we are basically the best place ever

[@dad5draco]

"I am John of the Christian." - Every famous British colonist in the 1700s.

[@novabova07]

“And why were they all named John?”

[@MiraSubieGirl]

Its more Christianyyy, helps against Cacti. Were you even watching? 😒

[@charlieGee64]

Off course this masterpiece of a game was made by a brazilian legend. Amen.

[@Arsov422]

A men

[@Arsov422]

A man

[@zoru22]

Ninguém se importa com a nacionalidade dele

[@alilweeb7684]

acho que ja vi você em algum lugar

[@mr.bubbles8351]

"5.2 gb, that's a lot of Jesus" -Martin Luther King

[@magictriangle6878]

And the Lord said "Shazam!", and became the God Warrior!

[@bruhmomento2210]

Can't believe charlie would just leak Elden Ring gameplay like this

[@Arsov422]

Dark souls 169 trailer looks great

[@Burnin_Birch]

@@Arsov422 dark souls 4 midirs back

[@nvs6607]

Pretty accurate

[@FunkBastid]

“How do you beat this game without cheating?” Lmao he doesn’t know the praying IRL strat

[@SapienSafari]

Funny

[@luciendesantiago1502]

“I bet there is going to be a lil nas X boss fight”

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear lu

[@opal9450]

I burst out laughing when I heard that

[@richie404]

@@AxxLAfriku Stop

[@theadeptuscustodes]

@Spatza nobody asked you to say that

[@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250]

@Spatza We're no strangers to love

[@justanotherguy7300]

"Cactus is trying to make me lose faith" is probably my favourite quote of the day.

[@idabthereforeiam7479]

Mine is "Christian fisting"

[@anthonym7281]

This game depicts an accurate representation of what happens when you have the power of God and Anime on your side.

[@mertk.9136]

This is the kind of game I would like to play on the Wii with no safety handles on

[@supergamergrill7734]

Wow man. Hardcore

[@samgaither793]

What a madlad

[@agnieszkarajder2821]

🧡 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWiwnaeYhbGWerM...

[@halloffaymer]

Don't hurt me

[@mertk.9136]

@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ stop already moist! you cant trick us with that account name

[@liamriddell8461]

I love how the temptation of flesh was literally a couple of demon strippers lmfao

[@TABBYMUSIC]

“There’s a pray button” As all games should have.

[@Erick23679]

Multiplayer games be like

[@pikachu896]

Assassin's Creed 1

[@fabrypetty1689]

Souls like games should definitely do

[@tweenytwinkies]

We need one in league and overwatch cuz damn they need help

[@GoldSrc_]

Every game has such button, it does nothing.

[@drew8167]

I walk into my church every Sunday and pray. I then crawl into a dark portal at the foot of the cross leading me into God's land.

[@stanstanstan2597]

Then I find my pastor and he zaps me with lightning to give me holy armor after I kneel at his feet

[@remymabboux6480]

John christian is the emotional masterpiece we all deserved

[@bvnnystitch]

you're not a REAL gamer unless you've played through this masterpiece

[@poisonive45454]

@@berensteinbear5916 GOTY contender tho

[@shanewashington6335]

Love how he’s a savage yet has a calm voice

[@yungogenies4279]

@@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573 my nigga this wasn’t necessary like what do you gain out of this💀

[@MoistChungus]

Clearly you haven’t seen Charlie angered over doughnuts

[@mojojoji5493]

I’m impressed he theorized a speed run strat and executed it all in one go

[@AlphaAlarmClock]

It's par for the course for games like this. Just play Sonic Boom, you'll see what I mean XD

[@KingseekerFrampt]

Still waiting for Bible man to join the mcu

[@artastic_friend]

He’s too powerful for the mcu

[@Lieutenant_Titus3867]

Bible man is too busy shitting on Goku

[@phantom4461]

He killed the writers just by looking at them

[@TallWomenEnjoyer]

BILLY says too OP

[@Lieutenant_Titus3867]

@Spatza ah yes let’s get straight to starting shit for no reason

[@rectangularrectangle1406]

Only John Christian is powerful enough to exorcise these special grade demons and bring great pleasure to Jizzle Crizzle

[@iamdribz4456]

Is that a jjk reference? 😳

[@reaper-hh6rj]

Domain expansion

[@bigboi8743]

John Christian probably learned the black flash by now

[@aadikandolkar]

Even Gojo is scared of John

[@handsome_potato]

@@bigboi8743 heavens no not black flash, it's white flash.

[@littleaqua32]

Charlie: "God told me to buy this game" God: "Leave me outta this, Charlie"

[@mariomoreira92]

9:36 the developers knew about EDP all along, the bible was warning us

[@MikeLCF]

Goddammit, it’s Brazilian. My country never ceases to impress me

[@naoki313]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK então

[@Matheus-jv1ft]

chegou a dar tristeza quando percebi

[@guilhermevinicius6062]

É foda mano

[@ygfritz.9291]

r/suddenlycaralho

[@Murakami2077]

Eu não deveria estar tão surpreso

[@ConservativeWhiteMan741]

slaps John Christian game, This bad boy can hold 5 gigs of Jesus in it.

[@JeffYanzi]

Christ! Thats a lot a Jesus 🤣

[@wesbluemarine7458]

𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 ➜ livegirls19. com 》》 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝘼𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙩 《《 在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候%^%^ 1618789803

[@realcow1]

I love how you can tell from looking at the game for two seconds that every asset is stolen.

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

Ironic.

[@Owen.Leitch]

4:53 The way the pastor just dipped out 💀

[@phantomm1322]

penguinz0:"they try to lure you in with sweets to go away from jesus but where to smart for that" penguinz0:get blown up by muffin

[@blackparademistress1]

we’re

[@lucasabreu2735]

Top 1 brazilian game for sure, how this masterpiece remained unknown until now. 🙏 Glória Deus 🙏

[@andrezerbinati1701]

Amém, irmão!!

[@mateusbarbeiro3737]

O jogo do João Cristão é magnífico

[@DPedroBoh]

But this game has yet to surpass Mineirinho's might.

[@Godoberto-ny9yv]

deus abesoe

[@DenitoX7]

Amemememememe

[@gabrieltopam7129]

Charlie receiving a gift from his dad is so heartwarming

[@whyllowfilms]

I'm a Christian... definitely been in these situations every day

[@70ty]

Do Christians just turn into a kid named john

[@whyllowfilms]

@@70ty most definitely

[@sethmiller2532]

I keep failing to get past the pizza and donuts.

[@matthewbaang8749]

yeah same. ugh the amount of times i had to dodge demonic muffins and puff pastry in a platformer way smh

[@SapienSafari]

Climbing rice Krispy treats. Lol

[@jakeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

"I love these Christian games so much" ~ Jesus

[@sasajungic89]

Kind of biased but OK

[@rumplebumm3656]

I lost it when he goes "I remember when abraham made the holy donut pretzel climb"

[@fries5849]

On the third day he rose again and said “On April 16 2021 Moistcritkal must buy a John Christian”

[@why8402]

9:26 "Christian fisting" - Charlie 2021

[@matadias.2180]

God made me click this video, this is what I call a miracle

[@matadias.2180]

@Yeah Yeah no stfu

[@HY-is5cy]

@Spatza john christian is gonna beat your ass😉😡😌

[@johnathansalters3966]

@Spatza Yeah? say that to John Christian's face bud 😠

[@waitwhat0205]

Same

[@YourLocalAverageSquidMan]

@Spatza Okay. but don't let this distract you from the fact that and anime is false hope, and anime waifu isn't real, and if you think otherwise then you're are just wrong. and that's just the facts. Your anime waifu isn't real, will never will be real, and that's the undebatable truth.

[@bigtasty2767]

Ngl, those particle effects in the game are low-key solid asf.

[@davidpatterson3906]

YO MORE LIKE *FARTICLE* EFFECTS AM I RIGHT BOIS??

[@halloffaymer]

@@davidpatterson3906 OH SHIT

[@loirigudo]

Just stock unity special effect

[@one.2622]

@@davidpatterson3906 this is how a butch lesbian talks

[@emissaryofcharybdis105]

@Matix 777 Yeah this entire game is probably (definitely) 100% flipped Unity assets.

[@luke-il5nr]

Never felt more proud of my country for conceiving this masterpiece

[@echonoir_]

Im assuming its brasil?

[@MrXmoda]

Thank you

[@tomrawlins8214]

i thought it was from a spanish country lol

[@el.pibedelrock]

Maradona es mejor que Pelé

[@lilim364]

@@el.pibedelrock dude Pelé is pretty hated in Brazil for the shit he's done, he's not really a national icon as some foreigners may think lol

[@ruansilva8939]

John Christian looks like something a Vinesauce chat member would make Edit: Its even funnier to watch Charlie as an Brazilian, because he probably can't understand what is written ingame

[@gabouau]

eu so fiquei meio chateado que ele n falou nada sobre ser brasileiro no vídeo :(

[@saucesaucesaucesauce1380]

*(edited)*

[@toomanyhats7141]

Today I learned: Jesus is about 5 GB strong 💪🏾

[@Dino-pq9bj]

The bots are stronger than ever

[@Dino-pq9bj]

We must fight back

[@toomanyhats7141]

@@Dino-pq9bj Eh, they’re not really accomplishing much besides giving Charlie interaction. General comments are still pretty easily navigable.

[@toomanyhats7141]

That being said, if they’re enough of an eyesore to you, you can always just report them and keep it it rolling.

[@amennnz]

@@toomanyhats7141 you're right kfp employee ;}

[@averagecommentappreciator8215]

The fact that this is a brazilian game makes it so much better

[@nuclearbomb9483]

You can smell the brazil from this kind of game.

[@pato_anao1447]

Lol, I’m brazilian and seeing charlie play this random ass game while some bible verses in portuguese pop up is really weird

[@Heradd]

@@pato_anao1447 exato kkkkk

[@IN_FINITY]

I’m convinced Charlie’s goal is just to find a viable speed run strategy for every shitty game he finds

[@Skarwind]

And I can respect it.

[@STNGR4Y]

@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ Gh to you too

[@bruh......2005]

These bots are fucken annoying

[@bruh......2005]

These bots are fucken annoying

[@cellophaneoxygen]

@@bruh......2005 These bots are fucken annoying

[@305backup]

"Thats all of Jesus right there" -Charlie, referring to just 5gb of data storage

[@autotropicplaybench1819]

Of course Charlie would be able to unlock the speedrun strats for this game, he unlocked resurrection a long time ago

[@urnie1262]

"i can't stray from the lords path" LMAOOOOO

[@jimbabwe3]

"John Christian is the only game my mom lets me play. She says that if i am able to beat it i may be able to join the family again. I keep trying but those sexy skeletons in the Lust level distract me every time and i keep dying. Pray for me that i am able to get past my shame and finally beat this game." - Steam reviewer

[@stevenholt585]

The protag just starts wiggin out when the pastor projects his mastery over the temptation of man meat while Charlie shouts "Nooo!" will never cease to be funny.

[@saucesaucesaucesauce1380]

*(edited)*

[@xhooliganx7297]

"Christianity's here, and it's trying to take up all your fucking hard drive space" I've been saying the same thing for years.

[@SapienSafari]

Amen

[@Erick23679]

True lol

[@crumblejumble4958]

WHat are you trying to say?

[@tanjidyousuftasin9473]

This is the best content I could've asked for during Ramadan.

[@seamusic6627]

@@criscrosxxx bruh

[@addiction2409]

@@criscrosxxx lol zakar naik r/bolehland got all the ramadan memes

[@razovii6768]

@@criscrosxxx generalization at its finest😬

[@criscrosxxx]

@@razovii6768 thanks . Charlie Hebdo taught me .

[@carolederent7638]

Shiv Inder Singh Is it true that your people use your hand to wipe?

[@jeanthemachine0]

I never thought there would be a sequel, but here we are. This is truly a blessed day

[@farelegy57]

Straight from GOD himself

[@lorddinkdink8937]

This game is one of 2 things, either i cant see because its too dark or i cant see because its too bright

[@f4tefrl]

This is the embodiment of hell and heaven of Charlie saying “feet pics on only fans”

[@vigi1antvort3x41]

This is how my parents beat faith into me.

[@torstenw5723]

Oh? Yours didn't use fists and belts?

[@trigdude7390]

@@berensteinbear5916 cringe

[@ניקיטהיל]

Why do you americans have these issues with being religious or atheist? Yall make it your whole personality

[@papahairy5315]

@@ניקיטהיל because they have no personality

[@jarlboof]

@@berensteinbear5916 like you

[@hxponk]

"If god isn't real then explain this atheist" Proceed to do the Christian war scream

[@Green-The-Mafia]

That’s so nice of Charlie’s dad to take interest in his gaming passion, and get him a game!

[@catdogman23]

I can picture Charlie's laugh when he hears this is on trending

[@captainkronker3985]

This is so mych better than other gaming bideos

[@Nyctophiliac.]

its sad how literally all the trending gaming videos are gay minecraft, roblox, and fortnite videos

[@powderedsugar5897]

smh stop giving us a bad name by saying we’re as bad as trending videos

[@creamiipeachii]

@@Nyctophiliac. hey wait i enjoy a little bit of some fruity minecraft content, no slander on mc!!

[@FriarJoe66]

Pastor: “if you get baptized, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine”

[@orbitaloutcast9878]

Looking at this game, it literally looks like a fallout 4 mod, holy shit.

[@dazedema4246]

Haha for real!!

[@baddonkey75]

Unreal engine

[@T4N540]

John was my father, he passed away before I was born. Now I know what he is doing in the spirit plane, thank you brother 100/10 def gonna buy this game lmao

[@Tone.350]

6:04 Speaking of which, yall remember when Noah note clipped throught the Red Sea?

[@TheCivildecay]

4:20 young boys dropping on their knees for a pastor makes me feel really uncomfortable

[@arthurmorgan2026]

Jesus has been contacted by his father to play this masterpiece

[@curtisward2001]

Oh hi arther Morgan

[@zenith7996]

Oh hi arther Morgan

[@jamiesnack]

Oh hi arther Morgan

[@Tohru_Adacher]

Oh hi arther Morgan

[@frostyx1531]

Oh hi arther Morgan

[@KoolTimYT]

Charlie’s quotes at 8:39 is so great that I started quoting it.

[@BlackSalamander439]

Charlie playing games made by his real dad is wholesome

[@Ty-hf2pz]

I wasn't religious before I watched this, now I can run at super speed.

[@issahumps]

“I came here to kick ass and read the Bible, I forgot my bible” -john Christian

[@ansuz5903]

@Spatza I agree but this man's comment is just a joke, chief

[@ansuz5903]

Not a true quote. John Christian would never forget his Bible.

[@sixeyedbird]

@Spatza stupid bot

[@Nost-tea]

This level of entertainment is just one word from a holy sentence, imagine how much greater this would be if it was the whole sentence.

[@erika_1923]

11:45 behold. the boogie demon.

[@SapienSafari]

“Christianity is here and it is trying to take up all your fucking hard drive space.” Charlie is hilarious

[@MegaLpso]

Does anyone else want a game thats supposedly a classic Christian game, but then it just turns into a horror game about Christianity?

[@Sleepy_Cabbage]

This low key could've been pretty good if it was actually polished up

[@mezzery4781]

"My Dad forced me to buy a christian game" I fixed the title

[@Ganon616]

God damn. If church were like this I'd still be going.

[@TheNamesRyan]

10:30 he didnt expect anyone to actually play the game this far so he started putting pretzels and donuts in the game

[@hydrasent563]

8:20 That was actually pretty cool