Creepy Nice Guy Meltdown

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[@climbumbiamember8564]

Bowser texting Princess Peach

[@fossilrobotgb165]

nahhh💀💀

[@NinjaMario64]

Don't blaspheme Bowser like that. Bowser is nothing compared to whatever "thing" that unhinged weirdo is.

[@pbsuite]

😂😂😂😂😂 LOL , but bowser is would do a better job than that

[@Alleg69]

bowser would be the husband in this situation comparing him to *that*

[@gebackenebananee5743]

​@@pbsuitehe did a better job in the movie

[@chicken]

He's the type of guy to think "a no is just a yes that needs convincing"

[@gregorysucher6987]

yo its the chicken man

[@berwickington]

it’s the chicken man

[@ScarOfTheDialect234]

for real

[@ax_y]

Hey there pal!! 👋👋😁 Listen friendo, I just touched myself to your comment, and im hoping to touch you next! 😅 Be prepared!! Over and out! 😁👋

[@zecvideos3464]

imma not like this so it stays on 666 likes a bit longer

[@karlwittenburg5868]

My guy forgot it’s not 1150 CE and he’s not the Duke of Aquitaine trying to marry the daughter of a lesser noble already betrothed to an impoverished knight

[@Kingedwardiii2003]

Bro thinks he’s marrying Eleanor of Aquitaine 😭😭

[@averysspookshowspectacular6205]

This is so specific it makes me very happy.

[@PinkPrettyPlantBased]

we've all been there

[@Lumiestar]

​@@Kingedwardiii2003 this made me go on a whole Wikipedia dive into Eleanor of Aquitaine, ty

[@AntifascistaRevolucionarioPT]

​@@Kingedwardiii2003 Even doe I am the duke of Aquitaine or something

[@miamoore8830]

“Well honey, we met at work but it was only after he called me a ‘fat bitch’ that i knew your father was the one for me.”

[@rae7864]

😂😂😂😂 LMAOOO STOP

[@LilXancheX]

That’s how it always goes

[@sugmintub]

That's how you know it's true love.

[@VixenOC]

I cant ⚰️

[@smwhtok]

He pitches a relationship like a pyramid scheme

[@kirim001]

i like your pfp :)

[@tyrellhansraj3589]

😂

[@C4TC4T]

Hey now, that’s an insult to pyramid schemes

[@hesinnocent]

bro was tryna start a business 💀

[@SavannahSteel]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. A “3-Step Equity Plan for Financial Success”

[@NJtheawesome]

The way he put, “I’m not a rapist or a creep… not going to imprison you or shackle you or enslave you to a basement,” makes it seem like he’s 100% going to do those things.

[@ancientalien000]

there are some things you can't give unprompted denial of without your denial immediately implying you have thought about it at length. and holding someone captive to abuse them is one of those things lol

[@jkfu247]

If someone ever says "don't look in the closet, there's no dead body in there"... there's definitely a dead body in there

[@BourdeoixEterno]

He's almost cartoonishly creepy it's crazy

[@EvokerInvokerble]

Not a fun fact comment....I salute you!

[@danielfonville1840]

Bro your pfp💀

[@user-lr8ec6rl4l]

She should've replied with 'womp womp' or the classic 'I ain't reading all dat'

[@Aggie3921]

Frfr

[@nightlight0x07cc]

"That was too long to read, but congratulations or uh sorry about that"

[@itsme22057]

she should've said "dam thats crazy 💀💀"

[@alisonmolina6670]

mucho texto **insert sunglasses yoda meme**

[@ld9963]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@IamPinhead]

"I am turning 45 this year" How did he make it this far in life without getting drowned in pepper spray?

[@Jazzypants2007]

Who says he didn't? You know, cockroaches can survive nuclear war. What's a little pepper spray?

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

​@@Jazzypants2007 good point

[@juliantaylor5222]

i figure after gettin hit with it 20 times a day he just got immune to it

[@Juzevs]

the human body is truly a biological marvel, the power to gain immunity of pepper spray after the 40th time is incredible

[@Skyverb]

Beat me to it XD ​@@juliantaylor5222

[@jqreqrqeg7551]

90% chance she would've died in the first week

[@kevinklien90]

*LOL*

[@DXRTY-PXMAS]

I'll raise your 90% with a 96% within the first 5 days

[@jacobfierro1749]

ill raise u with a 100%b chance @@DXRTY-PXMAS

[@Skillz1977]

nah she was 100% gonna die in the first 3 days

[@onedova2298]

Lmao I was so caught off guard by this comment

[@ganjacore]

a man calling himself "physically unattractive" resorting to the "you're fat" card will never not be funny to me

[@MlleMarion]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@Naptosis]

"Why won't you love me you corpulent sIag!?" 😂

[@andrewevans930]

“A beastly fat woman” 😂😂😂

[@LunarEleven]

Men like this who get rejected go for the "fat" card every time from what I've seen on r/Tinder 🤣 I've been underweight my whole life and guys have still called me "fat" because it's just a fucking auto-reply to rejections. I've dated guys I initially rejected simply because they were decent enough humans for me to let a friendship develop and potentially evolve. Not saying this will always happen but my point is, as soon as you throw out the one adjective that makes most women feel like shit about themselves, any sliver of hope is obliterated, even if they aren't hurt by it. You say "well, you're fat!" and we hear "I'm a piece of shit." AND, the stupidest thing is that you just strongly assured her that she made the only right decision there was. But we're the superficial, stupid whores.

[@LunarEleven]

(also so funny for the same reason as what you pointed out: he called her a whore because she refused to leave her boyfriend of a decade+ for monetary gain ....... )

[@vaultboya6253]

I know most people are memeing, but this gives me actual serial killer vibes.

[@alicesck01]

True, I hope she gets the authorities into it cause he looks really dangerous

[@chocokeeki]

I don't think they're memeing. Most people would naturally think this is actual serial killer behavior or something close to it.

[@85stumpen]

Fr he has major Joe Goldberg vibes 😖 Im actually concerned about this woman

[@arcblaze1844]

Exactly! This is a life or death situation at this point. Measures should really be done to protect herself.

[@-JaggedGrace-]

This one seems more like murder-suicide than serial killer to me

[@arizonarangershat3831]

3:31 She’d be allowed to have friends and family? What an amazing offer, who wouldn’t agree to that?

[@voiceofthelegion578]

Specifically "womenly" friends because he can't trust another man around his property, right?

[@Ninjakairuo]

Lol

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

It’s so crazy that he thinks that having access to friends and family would be some sort of deal breaker or is attractive/a part of a relationship.

[@johnmcafeedidntkillhimself]

Ted Bundy with negative rizz vibes

[@alexandersemenov9588]

@@idiomasentusiasticos7954 especially when it's limited to female friends

[@MultiBearsfan54]

“I want to spend time with your soul” *proceeds to offer materials only*

[@raphaelmadiot5010]

He has no soul to offer

[@friedketchup8988]

He sucks the souls from others, like Charlie said. He feeds off the life force of unsuspecting women after luring them into his abode with promises of material freedom

[@Killbayne]

clearly, he's a skinwalker looking to claim a soul since he has none

[@great_based_one]

@@raphaelmadiot5010 Hе triеd to gеt hеr onе

[@kewlnibba]

unrelated but who's your pfp?

[@sethnowac8564]

If there's one way to make a woman feel safe, its promising her that you won't imprison her in your basement.

[@TheFatalcrest]

😂 Its like standing by someone by a train track, and whispering "I won't push you " as the lights start to come

[@jessicawitsman394]

Gotta make sure you differentiate yourself from Joe Goldberg

[@virginiabeech]

*swoon*

[@lightningcruzgaming8162]

@@TheFatalcrest😭😭😭

[@jaceofspades328]

Worked for me

[@shade8323]

This dude putting texts together like he's a hostage negotiator 💀

[@ki.44524]

he probably is tbh

[@cheeseobsession4122]

​@@ki.44524 From the kidnapper's side

[@beanslife1869]

Yeah, from the kidnapper side! 😂😅

[@James-uu9nx]

"My friends are appalled" = My AI anime chatbots are appalled

[@axehead45]

You know its bad when AI is appalled by your behavior

[@aziouss2863]

Even AI cannot be so psychopathic. This dude feels more soulless!

[@theatrelover.13]

“You would learn to love it” HOW DOES THAT NOT SOUND LIKE A HOSTAGE SITUATION TO THIS GUY

[@noctism]

ever heard of "365 days"?😭

[@Random-sk6hm]

Mf just described Stockholm Syndrome

[@Ensitrious1]

It reminds me of when the perverts in “Dark Romance” books essentially sexually harass the female lead

[@aporue5893]

this sounds familiar...🧅

[@mromutt]

or at the very least a bad suit commercial not a proposal

[@ekathe85]

"I didn't know you were so shallow". Yeah, because dumping your 11 year partner for a house with a lake is like so profound

[@manboy4720]

about as shallow as that lake. haha.

[@maggie6152]

​@@manboy4720dangit I just clicked on this comment to post that

[@silfrido1768]

@@manboy4720you ever been to the bottom of the sea ? They say it gets deep 😢😂

[@manboy4720]

@@silfrido1768 i did. you can trust me, i'm a shlub on the internet.

[@BazzaroPlays]

Is it a good view tho?

[@Elle-xf8mw]

he is the pure example why women chose the Bear.

[@MortalJupiter]

I can see that side of it because no sane man would message this or even just message out of the blue so girls end up getting bombarded with this shit 😂

[@goldendaygecko7435]

Seriously. He recorded stuff like where she wanted to travel for years? I mean I have a list of my partners favorite things since i have bad memory, but that's a bit much dude

[@user-iy5ww2hj4p]

As a man he making me choose a bear 😂

[@InCompet4nt]

thats not fair. bears are awesome

[@daveroll6463]

i am more confident that a bear has less of a chance to imprison or shackle me or enslave me in its basement than this guy will

[@maximumbees]

"im not going to imprison you" oh thank god, what a relief, sign me up

[@LilXancheX]

Why didn’t you say so? Ok I’m in!

[@Destroyer94100]

It’s insane that every time one of these psychopaths gets rejected they go straight to shaming and personal insults to this person they’re supposedly so in love with…

[@FundamentallyFlawed]

That's classic malignant narcissism. When they realize that they can't manipulate or control someone, they lash out and attempt to devalue them.

[@crainex5857]

Funny how they insult the living sht out of the other person and then go back again to their proposal like they didn't already completely blow it

[@uncledyddle3]

@@FundamentallyFlawed i wish i could favorite a comment on youtube

[@CosyBee]

And yet many men wonder why girls are afraid to be direct when turning down men

[@EternalFinity]

how is it insane?? its a psychopath talking, its kind of expected behaviour

[@katy5298]

She must really be regretting rejecting him now; she had the chance at a dream life of being financially dependent on a guy who constantly insults and belittles her

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

This guy must've watched 50 Shades Of Grey (there's no way he has the patience to read) and said "OMG this is exactly how real life works."

[@cahpella]

​@Dalton_Boardman2000 the worst part is at the end of 50 shades (the 1st movie) the girl actually leaves him 😭😭😭 but just like Christian (in the 2nd movie) this mf won't take no for answer and still pursues her

[@Justin-pe9cl]

Every girls dream, at least the girls I’ve seen.

[@tonethalegit941]

​@@Dalton_Boardman2000well he's clearly out of touch with reality

[@fatcatpatdat]

Not only that. She missed out on a guy who guaranteed he will never "imprison or shackle you or enslave you in the basement". What a miss.

[@melissaborowy4241]

As a woman who had to get a restraining order I feel for her. We are always nice because we don’t know what will happen if we aren’t nice. It’s terrifying

[@segginetahi]

yea, as a man it scares me how some men will go so far. its always best to act polite and quickly get help from the police. i hope your safe now!

[@LilXancheX]

@@segginetahiwell obviously you have to be nice. Because we’re still human too, with emotions. If a woman or man disrespects us, well… prepare for absolute hell. It’s an insult to our pride, that’s why we all must respect each other, and not make anyone angry. Cuz some of us just snap, you know? So yeah, to you women out there, It’s best you treat us men with kindness and respect, or else it will not be pretty. It’s annoying when a female thinks she can say whatever she wants without any consequences. If we don’t let men disrespect us, what makes you so special that we will let it slide? 😂

[@segginetahi]

@@LilXancheX this isn’t about disrespect man. It’s about women that say no to dating someone and they can’t take that. Those people, men or women, they are very erratic and are dangerous. It’s best to be nice and get help immediately cuz they can get physical very quickly and are unpredictable

[@LilXancheX]

@@segginetahiyou bet we are. Men are the most dangerous, it’s in my blood to be violent! it’s best you women or whatever dish water y’all call yourselves- stay nice, or else, you’ll see the bad side of human nature. It annoys me that women have the balls to say whatever they want cuz they’re girls, but just know, not everyone is a nice person. One can be good but eventually snap. Just be nice to guys and girls, because one little disrespect and it’s curtains for them, same goes for rejection. Be respectful and don’t talk to the man like this cheeky person did. It will literally cost you. Just say no thank you, not curse words. Like what’s wrong with you? Some of you just need an @rse whooping so bad, you’ll think twice before you talk

[@LilXancheX]

@@segginetahi ​​⁠you bet we are. Men are the most dangerous, it’s in my blood to be violent! it’s best you women or whatever dish water y’all call yourselves- stay nice, or else, you’ll see the bad side of human nature. It annoys me that women have the balls to say whatever they want cuz they’re girls, but just know, not everyone is a nice person. One can be good but eventually snap. Just be nice to guys and girls, because one little disrespect and it’s curtains for them.

[@NikoZguri]

"i'm not a rapist or a creep" "i'm not going to imprison you, shackle you or enslave to a basement" that's the exact mindset of a rapist or a creep, or even a potential serial killer. this guy needs to be on a watchlist!

[@Realsupergingerman]

"I don't like sand" is a better pickup line than whatever is this

[@starboiklem8381]

How bout" i like feet" ?

[@ghostlegacy5701]

😂

[@gigisilk798]

Gurl 😂

[@rodrigovaccari7547]

Anakin rizz. Game is game.

[@butterflyman33]

"I eat sand" is a better pickup line

[@haywirellamma370]

“Fuckle your seatbelts” pure poetry

[@DJILMarioBros_]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु. .

[@haywirellamma370]

@@DJILMarioBros_my first spam bot :D

[@comesifa7469]

​@@DJILMarioBros_Is that a threat or a promise?

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

[@forrestw5727]

@@haywirellamma370thought you were mentioning poetry

[@alanwatts8239]

This SHOULD be enough evidence for a protective order, but it isn't.

[@andrewdrewandy]

bro i have multiple different orders against someone and they still bother me EVERYDAY im not kidding i call the police and they dont do anything they just say “if she comes again call” or something like that, nothing ever happens

[@tabora_]

​@andrewdrewandy I was doxxed, threatened, spammed and harassed everyday for MONTHS. called the police after they stalked me at my 2nd to last job. Cops could only argue over the phone with the bitch. The refused to look for her after she ran from court orders. She only got a slap on the wrist for putting my socials, my address, my work address and other things kn her social media. Which turned into her FRIENDS texting and calling me. They don't CARE about us. Until it happens to them. I haven't tried to get into a relationship since. It ruined it for me, I'm so scared a guy I secretly talking to another girl and his parents didn't even know !!!! Or they just didn't tell me......

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

​@@andrewdrewandyyea... Unfortunately there aren't any laws against people being "annoying" so to speak. Twisted minds abuse that fact

[@andrewdrewandy]

@@dimitrijekrstic7567 she doesnt just annoy me though she comes to my house and beats on my door until i answer then wont leave almost every single day she has made multiple different numbers to spam call me from + more than

[@pootissandvich7463]

As a chronically shy, socially awkward, autistic introvert, people like this make me feel so much better about my lackluster social skills.

[@Urn.Frenchtoast]

Same, but I could NEVER say something that crazy.

[@clover77707]

Same, we might be socially awkward but at least we arent complete psychopaths 😂

[@fatherofjman2475]

Hear hear.

[@jonathancangelosi2439]

“I won’t imprison or shackle you or enslave you in the basement.” If you’re actually trustworthy, you would have absolutely zero need to write that harrowing sentence.

[@undertowlil]

The way he has the self awareness to know he sounds like a rapist but not the self awareness to not act like one 😭

[@Justin-pe9cl]

I think that was a horrendous attempt at self aware humor.

[@Lutoria99]

I also love how low he sets the standard, what a king 😍

[@boristhebulletdgr]

Aw sht, I better remove this from my dating app.

[@Em-jj2hp]

I haven’t watched the video yet so I don’t know the context but I would legitimately cry if someone said that. One could only assume is that they either want to or are planning on doing that

[@Mezrotix]

"dream destination list" bro means final destination 😭

[@Jeanjellybean13]

"I won't lock you in the basement" Well that changes everything!

[@user-nm5fg4ht3q]

"Why won't you let me buy you, WHY?!!" Holy crap.

[@stupidmango4036]

Wait when is that EVER said in the video???

[@user-nm5fg4ht3q]

@@stupidmango4036 it's said throughout the convo, i just summarized it in a sentence since he was so dumbfounded why she turned him down xD

[@stupidmango4036]

@@user-nm5fg4ht3q ohh, I wanted to hear Charlie say that in case I missed it

[@user-nm5fg4ht3q]

@@stupidmango4036think he said something similar like "he's surprised why he can't buy her" or something like that

[@rachelreii5952]

he's not seeing the issue

[@patrickhill6874]

Finally, a man who won't shackle me and enslave me in his basement, this took years to search for 😭

[@darealbukchoyboi]

*_gets shackled and enslaved in his basement_*

[@Iminsideyourwall_]

@@darealbukchoyboiNOOOOOO

[@DrDeuteron]

She was too fat to fit in the Iron Maiden anyway.

[@SeventhGod77]

@@darealbukchoyboilike at least buy me dinner first if we’re gonna get kinky. Didn’t even set up a safe word smh my head.

[@itsmarinah]

@@darealbukchoyboisurprised pikachu

[@Aestheticchickennugget]

This guys friends are a mop with goggly eyes and a stuffed dinosaur that smells like cheese and stands up by itself

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

He doesn’t deserve cute stuffed dinosaurs

[@TheAndrewj96]

“Stands up by itself” is almost as horrific as this series of texts.

[@coleharding9439]

She should have hit him with the “Not reading all that. I’m happy for you tho. Or sorry that happened.”

[@Rlrlrl1962]

Literally

[@user-vq4xw7df5w]

I wonder what he would've said lol.

[@user-iy5ww2hj4p]

@@user-vq4xw7df5whe would have exploded

[@8BitVex]

This is actual serial killer behavior. This shit worries me.

[@zerobolt9506]

Possible, but just as possible to be nothing more then a "nice guy" you can hear the same stories over & over again here & they or Neckbeards will act like they're either saving you from a bad relationship or that you got stolen from them, even if they just met the person & learned 2 seconds later that they have a bf or husband 😂

[@eaglewinnings8003]

Not serial killer behavior. I’m assuming you know what a serial killer is. But he absolutely has the potential to be dangerous. He 100% has the capability of breaking into her house and pulling a “if I can’t have you no one can” or kidnapping her and literally chaining her to his basement and sexually assaulting her before doing worse. She needs to immediately file a restraining order.

[@eaglewinnings8003]

@@zerobolt9506this kind of nonchalant attitude towards maniacs like this is what leads to women being abducted and/or killed by their obsessed stalker. You’re making light of a pretty serious situation. This is terrifying.

[@YoungStrokerTheBodySnatcher22]

@@eaglewinnings8003he needs help before he loses self control I genuinely believe Ted Bundy wouldn’t have done what he did if he went to therapy

[@Bettersucksaul]

@@zerobolt9506No this is insane behavior, and he was stalking her. My ex was the same way after we broke up, sending me hundreds of long texts alternating between insulting me and telling me to leave my boyfriend. He was contacting me on every social platform, and he sounded exactly like this. It escalated to over a year to the point he was threatening me trying to find out where I had moved to and sending things to my family’s house

[@ryguyplaysgames]

“I would never force you into anything, you’d be safe with me” followed immediately by “anything less than an emphatic yes is unacceptable,” truly an insane man. Scary and sad

[@jsphn2008]

A scam account copied your comment…

[@Elyakins]

You’d be surprised how common this pattern is. I have received few similar texts from few different coworkers. Thankfully no one stalked me.

[@aFreckledMan]

​@@Elyakinshow many? How many co workers u got?

[@Naptosis]

Yeah, he lives in his own reality, and thinks women are like pokémon he's frustratingly casting his masterball at or something. I had a similar string of messages, except mentioning more violence as she got more and more frustrated I wasn't responding to her messages, and obviously had 'blocked' her calls. I was in a coma, with no reception, and my phone was off! 😅

[@KingC89]

The "Nice guys" are always the most dangerous

[@darthvenom9072]

Bro watched every sigma male video before writing these msgs

[@dajillwilliams]

So many red flags dude can communicate in semaphore

[@giogio7810]

HE DID NOT JUST SAY „womanly friends“ I CANNOT

[@ellem8990]

It did make me wonder if that meant that any slightly masculine woman would not be acceptable lol. Probably not what he meant or I hope so, but it was an amusing choice of words.

[@dinotime1953]

Had a similar thought but I didn’t include masculine women and thought about men cause I’m pretty sure he is the type to get jelly over one random dude at the house this can include little kids

[@ellem8990]

@@dinotime1953 oh for sure he doesn't want any men around, but I was just poking at the choice of words making it sound like it's not limited to just men.

[@marythornton666]

eflaewfae oh my god this reminds me of a friends ex boyfriend from WAY back! He used to make a stink about her spending so much time with us, and later on when they broke up he started bawling and said that he couldn't compete with her "manly" woman friends. He was legitimately angry that she was friends with butch lesbians who would do stuff like help her with her car or whatever! I'd gamble $20 that the woman he's stalking has some lesbian friends who are a liiiiittle too independent without a man around that he would "randomly" take issue with her spending time with.

[@asoggyflipflop]

German keyboard spotted

[@colonelchic1199]

"and I promise, I am not a rapist or a creep" - something that only sane, normal people think to declare

[@alanacos6947]

ah yes i'd like to buy some matches not that I'm gonna burn down a house or smth! no heavens no! why would you think that!?

[@lpgoodgamer7137]

What you mean you don’t declare that every time you walk into a room?

[@karl5641]

It's the equivalent of being in the street and someone walks up. "Hey i don't want to chop your head off and make you into a mannequin" "Ehmmm... Okay"

[@odwrksboxedtrash3730]

​@@alanacos6947 Oh but of course! We actually have a promo right now. Buy 3 get 4 free boxes of matches. And I am very comfortable telling you this and offering you this deal because you're totally not an unhinged arsonist!

[@nawt9529]

i think this is normal if you’ve opened in a way that’s reminiscent of those two things

[@AbigailAntonio-eu2kh]

Lols he's looking for ownership not a relationship.

[@RedDotShark18]

I didn't need to feel this mad at 5:00 A.M.

[@Kingedwardiii2003]

Penguinz0 at 5am is insane

[@Solorflare99]

Right off the bat he calls her personality a facade. So he doesn't even like the current her, he's in love with the idea of her. Why don't you just get a fuck doll and give the doll it's own storyline.

[@goatbabe0666]

Now THIS is a solution that would hurt no one.

[@sadtitties222]

I wouldn't even want to subject a poor sex doll to this piece of sh*t, lol.

[@samc9516]

@@goatbabe0666 I imagine it's a solution he already employs

[@indicus9075]

@Iwantpoptarts96420 his current solution offers no alleviation to his predicament either when treating a live human like a doll

[@EmyN]

😂

[@J33zeus]

Man: -buys lunch Means hes hungry. Woman: -buys lunch Means she's desperately trying to prove to everyone around her that she too can be independent and prove so by buying lunch.

[@Szriko]

this but unironically 💯💯💯🤣🤣

[@Em-jj2hp]

No he’s right, as women we don’t feel hunger or need sustenance to live. We absolve all our physical needs with our tears, which is why we cry so much. Tears are our life force. Anything “human” that we do like eating food or drinking water is just a performance that we carefully plan out to send subliminal messages and influence the men in our vicinity

[@blazednlovinit]

He convinced himself that eating with your colleague is a date

[@blazednlovinit]

@@Em-jj2hp I knew it I knew it. Yet when I say this they call me [air quotes] "sexist"

[@nicolajane7389]

@@noellerobin9896she’s being satirical right?

[@AphiliaxMikado]

And still, after her clear communication, people would call it her fault for not communicate right. you can never communicate right with these people and i hate the people who are blaming these victims

[@micklucas1451]

no one in the comments are though

[@InChristWeTrust999]

Nobody is doing that. Everyone is on her side

[@user-iy5ww2hj4p]

Dont get stuck in an echo chamber

[@ChelseaAllen-sx5xv]

She's not a victim... Why didn't she just block him instead of responding to him..... ????

[@ChelseaAllen-sx5xv]

​@@InChristWeTrust999why didn't she just block the guy instead of responding to him???? So she's an idiot

[@cullubbowzer8095]

Ngl if I were her boyfriend I’d be taking me, my brothers and a couple of friends over to pay him a visit

[@ruphite9521]

My two best friends; Heckler and Koch

[@VuPham-xg1jc]

@@ruphite9521 You can borrow my shackle and hammer.

[@InChristWeTrust999]

And not a friendly visit either

[@kendall7117]

no u wouldnt lel xd xdxd

[@cullubbowzer8095]

@@kendall7117 just cause you’d let your sister be stalked doesn’t mean the rest of us are fine with it

[@gordyhowitzer]

Never pull out the "I'm not a rapist" card bruh

[@Iminsideyourwall_]

Because they are always areeee😂 self report

[@heyitzphil9792]

Speaking from experience😂? Jk

[@RandomAhhCommentSpammer]

Bro the responses XD tho if you think about it...

[@CarrieBearCards34]

we have reached a problem if its a card at all

[@redcherry8137]

​@@heyitzphil9792 hey man its an old card 😂

[@onegaiio]

Telling someone to break up with their partner, and then saying they have to marry you is an exceptional amount of lunacy.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

[@theunknownguy516]

@@p-__ fr

[@iamnotgenz]

@@p-__ so. many. bots.

[@user-zq1wv6cg1t]

Least self aware dned

[@user-lo5zn3xw4s]

Bro think he the rizzler 💀

[@kymerahYT]

Creepiness aside, them saying “womanly friends” eludes to him not wanting her to have male friends. If your partner doesn’t want you to make potential friends with 50% of the planet, GTFO.

[@llamaniaman4002]

"You're sooo shallow! You won't even leave your husband of over a decade for money!?!"

[@sweett3253]

Imagine calling a woman a wh*re because she wouldn't leave her boyfriend for a rich man

[@Sam-wq9vi]

@@sweett3253projecting maybe

[@srishtis6209]

"You would learn to love it-" In all of the messages, this was what gave me the shivers. Nothing says complete disregard of a woman's autonomy more blatantly than these words. It's when he went from an annoying creep to a genuine threat. I was almost relieved when he started calling her fat again.

[@fahrenheit2101]

Yeah now and then he drops his true intentions and it's horrifying.

[@xXluluchanelXx]

a phrase uttered by every guy who plans to keep a girl in his basement..

[@huskytail]

Oh, I don't think calling her fat is the end of things, unfortunately. These kind of people don't let go just like that..

[@JohnDoe-xm1ir]

When the mask slipped he really showed how manipulative he was being, because after all that talk about how he accepted her despite the extra weight she gained, how he loved her for her soul, his own admissions about his physical shortcomings, and all those accusations of her being superficial, he still revealed that he expected her to lose all that weight once she got married to him.

[@WaltDisini]

frrr its horrible cuz it shows he's aware of how creepy he is. like he knows what hes doing

[@chicken]

Sounds like dude hasn’t ever actually had a real friend

[@coolpumpkins453]

Shut up

[@MoonFanatic]

Damn dude, you are everywhere

[@MFLimited]

Not one that’s still alive anyhow

[@CantTellYou]

No no no he said “all my friends are appalled as well” so he definitely has very real un-imaginary friends!!!

[@MFLimited]

@@CantTellYou right. Or, you know, dead ones propped up in his basement

[@austinsavage5962]

All the women that chose the bear i kinda get it now

[@axehead45]

Yeah it saddens me that it’s even a thing even as a woman

[@austinsavage5962]

@@axehead45 fr my ninja

[@kjdee140]

Creeps like this are why stereotypes exist.

[@kevinbond8966]

What stereotypes are those?

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@kevinbond8966gyatt

[@ChaChaRealSm00th]

*this chick casually buying her self lunch* Bro: "this whole thing, ALL OF THIS... Its all about me"

[@Raven74408]

Narcissist vibes for sure

[@chrislevack405]

...wait this isn't the normal interaction? Omg THATS why I'm single...?!

[@alanwatts8239]

@@Raven74408 The dude's everything to be honest. He's more fucked up than alright.

[@DanTheCasualMan]

wultuh

[@dannyteich9356]

Excellent breaking bad reference

[@charlottemansfield6916]

"I would appreciate you taking this seriously and giving me a date and time I can come collect your items and move you into my house" actually insane sentence 💀 it's like she doesn't have a choice it's just 'give me a date when I'm taking you away'

[@Cadmann]

These men will treat you like a dog at an adoption clinic.

[@masterblaster2678]

@@Cadmann I gua-ran-fucking-tee he would beat the shit out of her for the mildest of annoyances or unchangeable things too. "After all I gave you, you are still not losing weight?" or some other unhinged reasoning. He is obsessed with being the provider so he can have total control over her life, so she can never leave. What is she going to do with the mountains of money he apparently has? Probably forced to stay inside and wash the dishes. Like pre 1850's women's life. Fucking terrifying.

[@manboy4720]

"you're my wife now".

[@taco3520]

@@manboy4720were having soft tacos later

[@khamomilekitty]

Literally threatening to abduct her. I don’t believe prison or police actually solve anything, they only make things worse, but in this guys case it’d probably be the only thing keeping him away.

[@sleepyboi8060]

I scheduled a date with a woman on Hinge. Admittedly I am not great at writing before dates so I just asked her out after a dry convo. An hour before we were supposed to meet but she bailed on me saying she didnt see a relationship. Even tho Ik im much more engaging than I was over text I said 'oh okay, fair enough. Best of luck to you!' Wow crazy. Its almost like rejection is apart of life.

[@preangelamarks8474]

Great response.

[@iwannabeacowboybaby]

“Lost in the sauce of this dude’s noodle” im crying

[@billbill6094]

"Leave your relationship because I have money for you" "Oh my god women are so shallow." The regressive character arc in these few paragraphs rival the fall from grace of Don Giovanni himself.

[@victoree6680]

Ikr?

[@specilegg]

We gotta follow Jesus for a sound mind. Exodus 20:17 NKJV‬‬ [17] “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”

[@ForReal_Lauren]

Perfect comparison! 💯

[@Cascade7155]

​@@specilegg not another indoctrination bot

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

@@specilegg I found god! He was in my toilet, flushed his ass down the sewer, go find him down there.

[@HYKEEMJAMALCARTERRR]

I love how this sounds like a soul contract 💀💀💀

[@Blestyr]

A contract with the devil.

[@wolfiethefurrygamer1908]

You get: a boyfriend with more red flags then a English Castle I get: Your eternal love and someone to ow-I mean, love unconditionally in my basement

[@Josh_da_Ghosh]

Ha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WatchFelineSpine]

i hate when some men do this to themselves 😭 you guys know text stuff never goes in the right direction

[@phishcatt]

@@wolfiethefurrygamer1908 Unconditional basement. Not a bad album title.

[@notsamnotshort1612]

Guy really said, "sexual prowess" like it's a passive skill in an anime 😂😂

[@nguyenkhoa71]

Bro how do these people even exist?💀

[@nguyenkhoa71]

Imagine if she just replied to allat with “No” lmao

[@Burgir303]

Woman: Responds with a definite no Me: Why is there still 8 minutes left?

[@SplendidKunoichi]

he loses 15 minutes starting with the ugly concession; for years accepted industry practice wouldve been to lead by bringing up his small pp you hate to see it, can only conclude these 6 years left him soft

[@ItsJustSeb]

I was also very confused, and then even more horrified as it kept going.

[@seriouscat2231]

@@ItsJustSeb, they had a character arc to finish.

[@ItsJustSeb]

@seriouscat2231 A bad one, just lose eight different friends and family members like normal character arcs.

[@Lonboxia]

Homie had to do a double down bby. That's what wearing them fedoras do to you

[@kpyt7647]

From “I’m not a rapist and will not enslave you” to “I know where you’ve been travelling all these years” to “please bear my child”… Absolute freaking creep 💀💀

[@IceJJFishArchive]

To “anything less than an emphatic yes is unacceptable” but hey guys, he’d never force OP into anything she doesnt want right??

[@Sly-Moose]

"You'll learn to love it" 🚩🚩🚩

[@sorrythatimsorry]

@@Sly-Moosehe said that so fucking much & i made the same disgusted face each time

[@tourzrap]

c e r a m i c s

[@kosmique]

dude is just straightforward, direct and honest 😅

[@GoldenWreck]

"She doesn't know when she's struck gold." Painting your shit yellow doesn't make it gold sweetheart. Troglodyte is such an amazing description for this absolute horrendous waste of space. Good on her for standing her ground and telling him to fuck right off.

[@GoldenWreck]

Actually, don't even think he needs to paint it yellow. It probably comes out like that 💀

[@axehead45]

That’s an insult to Troglodytes

[@funonoldwheels7150]

This is the guy that approaches women be saying "don't worry, i don't bite. *Unless you want me to*

[@modman287]

"Breed mare? Now there's no need to insult me." This says everything to me, that *that* was what he focused on the most out of her entire response.

[@Pwnager26]

Honestly I thought it was SUCH a strange choice. Like he missed absolutely everything that was said.

[@wolfidessdragondol]

Fr, majority of her response was that she was content with her life and wouldn't dump it for a fantasy dream made up in someone else's head and all he got was "Breedmare"😭

[@CantTellYou]

I don’t know how this didn’t work out. He said all the right things!!! I am so _appalled_

[@supergeniuswithattitude1432]

Idk what breed mare means but it doesn't sound right

[@thesparklingfern1488]

@@supergeniuswithattitude1432 a lot of ppl see women as just baby making machines, so what she means by not wanting to be a breed mare is that she doesn't want to just exist as someone made to give birth. While motherhood is a wonderful job in and of itself, a lot of women don't want to just be a mother.

[@kaxtrava]

[Barter 0] It is simply a trade for a house and free time.

[@Aries_TheBull]

*12:13* “Your soul is what I really wanted to spend time with” bro, turned into the villain of a horror movie. What is that pick up line!?! I’ve heard the grim reaper say better pick-up-lines than that

[@grazielalarroca1049]

Why does ever single one of these guys go from begging on their knees for any semblance of chance to "you're fat your loss"

[@Justin-pe9cl]

They need to throw the negative feelings back.

[@anonymouscommentor411]

Honestly, I think they genuinely don't like them, but they also don't think they can date anybody who they think is attractive. Thus, they're hoping to find someone who might have insecurities and low enough self-esteem who might consider dating them, and then they'll try to mould the other person into someone they do like. The dude in the video full on admitted he didn't like her and was secretly hoping that he'd be able to get her to change once they were in a relationship. They simply don't consider others emotions/thoughts and are only fixated on their emotions/thoughts, and so they endlessly fail to get others to like them because all gestures they make is from a perspective of what they want instead the other person wants.

[@SpeedKing..]

It's not completely that, they also, once rejected, have to bring the other person down as in like the classic story of sour grapes. It's like "oh you were never worth it anyway" to keep their ego intact.​@@anonymouscommentor411

[@fyxation]

The insults are usually some last dig to try to make the victim insecure and/or not take their novella of begging as anything genuine. Hell, sometimes they fixate on women who are less than perfect in their minds (who could be a 10--they just devalue every little thing because they equate a scar on the elbow to back acne). They think, well, she's less than perfect so she'd get to love a 3 like me. But the moment they're rejected, they bring out the scarred elbow like it's a wonder anyone would share breakfast with someone with such a flaw.

[@mysticflow467]

defense mechanism

[@jonathantalley6110]

I live for this shit Charlie

[@mr.mouth.10.06]

suyc

[@DJILMarioBros_]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु. . … ..

[@raphclaveau5703]

Relatable

[@Ratatata_09]

WHO ASK + IAM BETTER THAN CHARLIE 😂😂😂

[@Kiwisrosetoy]

Lol😂

[@jazzfan033]

The lady there ended this on the most boss way possible.

[@Gabecastaneda2004]

By "friends" he means the nice guys reddit forum 😂

[@Elyakins]

Wow, that’s horrifying how he kept track of everything she ever did.

[@Z0MBIEFLESH]

I mean he is a freak and not safe to be around but is knowing alot about a women scary?

[@noname-cv8kp]

@@Z0MBIEFLESHto his extent? Yes, he was obsessively keeping track of what she said/ did on social media for years. No sane person would go to his extent as it’s extremely dangerous especially for women. And since she didn’t even know him personally is a HUGE red flag, a complete stranger keeping track of what you said years ago? He could easily find her address and harass, even possibly stalk her.

[@Z0MBIEFLESH]

@@noname-cv8kp you right I appreciate it

[@llamaniaman4002]

@@Z0MBIEFLESH Yes? What he did is literally stalking. Not just keeping tabs with major events that everyone who knows her knows. He's literally stalking her social media.

[@alicesck01]

Yeahh...it gave me chills

[@ky7501]

The fact that he has to specify he’s not a rapist and won’t imprison her means he’s thought about those things before, almost like he’s convincing HIMSELF he wouldn’t do those things

[@yyyahwehhh]

I don't think so honestly. As a man I'm constantly hearing about how terrifying it is to be a woman, how every man is a creep and a rapist and an abuser and blah blah blah. There is an inherent fear in men to even look at a woman now lest we be labeled as a creep or something, and if we're friendly it is automatically assumed we have sexual intentions. This is publically talked about in men's spaces. I think it's just a qualifier he feels he needs to use just for being a man and is indicative of deeper societal issues. Am I defending him? Not necessarily. I think he's just being honest. Perhaps too honest, and too forward in a way that is not PC or socially acceptable. Perhaps he has some challenges mentally and doesn't quite understand how to interact with others socially. However, after his initial proposal was denied he should have respected that boundary and ended up making an ass of himself. Edit: I was lacking context. I'll admit I didn't watch the video before commenting, my mistake. Didn't know this was an ongoing issue and didn't see the part with all the stalky shit. Yeah the guy is a fucking psychopath. However I still stand by what I said. It sucks being a man who wants a serious intimate relationship in 2024.

[@floridflesh]

@@yyyahwehhh There's a freaking reason why women are terrified of men and you just watched a video that's proof of that. It's weird to try and make men the victim here. And yeah it's not all men but it's a lot of them and it's smarter to be wary of all of them because it's hard to tell. You guys are afraid to be labeled a creep while women are afraid of being physically harmed. I'd rather hurt someone's feelings than possibly be dead. I'm at least glad we can agree that he should have respected her boundaries.

[@gehtdichnichtsan2418]

@@yyyahwehhh Wait for a few minutes to find an Incel defending another Incel. You already talk like you are a creep. "Deeper social issues"? No, unhinged weirdo issues, ofc they are talked about in "men's spaces" how else are they gonna rip you off your money, because you can't cope with reality and need justification from other Incels, blaming the woman because sHe cAnT uNdErStAnD hOw mUcH yOu LovE hEr.

[@LuluTheCorgi]

​​​@@yyyahwehhhnothing makes people question it you diddle kids than making a song called "don't diddle little kids" Or in this case, nothing makes you look more like a deranged serial killer than saying "I totally will not imprison and rape you pinkie promise" I have ADHD, my wife has autism, most of my friends have either one of those or both, yet all of us manage to not make people feel like a serial killer is after them lmao

[@thienphucvu9654]

​@@yyyahwehhh are you the same guy from the video?

[@talynhastime9343]

And just imagine, this is similar to what millions of women have to deal with every day. These aren’t weird one-off freaks.

[@Rlrlrl1962]

Exactly and if the man is powerful than they’d twist it into the woman’s fault.

[@jamesnelson8469]

We all have problems

[@focaccina221]

Bro is not the rizzler

[@Junkie4weezer]

I love how he assumed she was rejecting him because of his looks then immediately bashed her for her looks when she rejected him like what are you on about man 😭

[@eaglestown4609]

These people are the first to be shallow If she made the shit decision to leave her boyfriend for this pet rock he would have started berating her for her looks and how she could be better since he’s doing all this for her and her hobbies Disgusting

[@willischwabe1324]

Projection Level ∞

[@isso2343]

@@eaglestown4609 p e t r o c k

[@MrJimmyTide]

He never got over being overlooked by women as a kid and thinks all women are the same as they are in grade school.

[@ryancflam]

"Anything less than an emphatic yes will not be accepted." terrifying creep

[@HER0_]

He like the fucking grim reaper

[@Zenigundam]

He was being witty.

[@specilegg]

We gotta follow Jesus for a sound mind. Exodus 20:17 NKJV‬‬ [17] “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”

[@steroids_on_steroids2208]

@@Zenigundam get outta here, not you again

[@icaine16]

@@Zenigundam -Said the boy lacking wit.

[@x.janai.x]

“ what does he have that I don’t?”…sanity

[@jeremydale4548]

And the capacity to treat her with the respect and dignity that you clearly do not have the capacity for

[@clauaome25]

please tell me she got a restraining order

[@taitheguy85]

If she hadn't paid for her own lunch, he would've used it as proof of his generosity, and how deserving he is of ownership over her

[@theblackcatgirl7013]

You are so fr for this, I've heard of a story where a guy expected sex from a woman because he bought her McDonald's

[@18Elitegamer]

@@theblackcatgirl7013what the hell! Lol. Dudes too far gone with that one.

[@dyamimite]

it would have also been perceived as how much she yearned to be taken care of by him cos she accepted him paying for even one piece of lettuce

[@deepseatofucreature4204]

it´s insane to me how he brings it in the conversation or how he can even think about it this way....like, ofc I am going to pay for my own lunch I am having with my co-workers... he was probably like hey, do you wanna have lunch together, she was like sure, why not - as you do with your colleagues - and this man suddenly thinks he is on a date and this is woman of his dreams bc she paid for her food and is not with him for his money

[@abbiereynolds8016]

​ @theblackcatgirl7013 I saw one tiktok where this guy was ranting and raving in his unfinished bedroom with a bare mattress in the background because a girl wouldn't give it up because he bought her a £30 cocktail😅

[@zwerko]

Rule #1 - If someone has to explicitly claim that they're not a creep - they most definitely are.

[@wolfiethefurrygamer1908]

"I'm not a creep, I'm *insert every reason why you are a creep here*" I feel like if someone has to say they ain't something without actual proof that they ain't that, I'm automatically gonna assume they are what they say they ain't

[@dingickso4098]

I am a creep, but am I or am I not?

[@wolfofwarframe3807]

​@@wolfiethefurrygamer1908There are probably some sarcastic ways to implement some joke about creeps into conversation, but its a dark humor that rarely pays off, especially if you are as unhinged as that guy.

[@wolfiethefurrygamer1908]

@@wolfofwarframe3807 yee

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

I'm not a creep, my back hurts from going prone and I'm too fat to creep across the ground. Jokes a side, most the time people have to insist they are not something, they usually are. It works with homophobes too, they insist they aren't gay all the time but then talk about being attracted to other men is normal but the choice to follow that isn't... which just betrays that they are in fact sexually attracted to other men. So it goes beyond being a creep to pretty much any form of pre-denial that somebody does.

[@funonoldwheels7150]

He wrote the restraining order application for her.

[@sundaysummaries3911]

I was listening like ah yes this is creepy and shit, and then he just hit us with the, "I know I am 45 and you're 32" CRAZZYYY

[@jillanospizza]

it's always so interesting how fast some people switch up after they've been rejected, STRAIGHT to to nasty insults right after practically being on their knees begging

[@Zenigundam]

It depends on the reason for the rejection. If the young woman is being fickle and illogical or has chosen a useless frat boy instead, then she deserves to be the target of censure and reproof. If she has a legitimate reason for not wanting to date the man, then that's a completely different story.

[@LordSandwich27]

​@@ZenigundamYou again? The wanna be alpha male that looks and acts exactly like the guy the video is about? Touch some grass, Olga would like that

[@iloveyoutube7558]

@@Zenigundam we found the texter himself

[@ndu-sx3ns]

@@Zenigundam she doesn't need a reason that pleases you. If someone isn't interested in you, they aren't. Accept that and move on with your life.

[@dumble]

​@@Zenigundam my god... The creep himself

[@zoomerplayz6764]

As a fellow inmate, please don't send this man to prison. I fear that our own safety would be compromised.

[@Sly-Moose]

Ah, we should send him to Azkaban then. Got it 😂

[@HeavenlyFFFather]

​@@Sly-MooseArkham Asylum is more like it for creeps like this.

[@COGNITOPSYCHOSIS]

"Pick that soap up, I'm not going to do anything undesirable to you."

[@zoomerplayz6764]

@COGNITOPSYCHOSIS Hey [Name], ive been thinking about you ever since we became roommates. Would you be interested in showering with me? Don't worry, im not a rapist or anything.

[@jessicalpowell1]

😂 best comment ever!

[@Tokyo-eg1wf]

“I’m not going to hurt you or trap you, and I think you’re beautiful- but I will start insulting you and the people around me if you’re not interested”

[@mayo4190]

the way he’s trying to convince her with money but would for sure call her a gold digger if she accepted is wild

[@the_legendary_yeeter]

honestly i would've responded with "i ain't reading allat" if i received a message like that 💀

[@VixeyTeh]

I honestly would have blocked him from the very first message with no response. Especially if I recognised him as the work colleague, I said "no" to in the first place.

[@queenpanda26]

Nah, let them know about their stupidity (also stay safe 🙏🏻)

[@dysmissme7343]

Ahhahaha 😂

[@theshermantanker7043]

Not a good idea if you don't want to end up mysteriously vanishing

[@Definetlyofficialtemuaccount]

​@@theshermantanker7043 what he just put on dysplay was fucking hilarious, I seriously doubt anyone would be afraid of a dude that talks like that. And I seriously doubt he would have the balls to kill anyone.

[@charlosbarlos]

The friends that were appalled were actually just the voices in his head.

[@alanacos6947]

in fact it was a group chat they were all typing this simultaneously

[@moqimonster]

as a schizophrenic, do not bring the voices down like that

[@esteele2049]

His “friends”: a pet snake, turtle, gecko.

[@Averyjohnson336]

@@esteele2049no even that is to good for him his friends are anime girl body pillows 😂

[@Dawg347]

@@Averyjohnson336and the ants in his deteriorating walls

[@x.janai.x]

“I hope you’re not overwhelmed” He says while typing an essay

[@formulajuan5762]

"You can really feel the fedora through these messages" is so fucking on point 😂

[@alolandonaldtrump8368]

"Anything other than an emphatic yes will not be accepted" is my new go to line when asking for a discount at a store

[@user-is7xs1mr9y]

Or a raise at work.

[@MissCiscaP]

😂😂

[@szymon200000]

That part bothered me because how are you gonna ask a question with a non-negotiable answer in mind? 😭

[@melissaminkoff5190]

The "Fine, I didn't want you anyway, you're fat/ugly/whatever" is a common retort for these fragile types. A few times when I've encountered this behavior I've responded with something like, "yeah, you're right, I'm not a good choice for you, bye!" Their brains can't compute it when I don't melt into a puddle of insecurity at (what they think are) their scathing and devastating insults lol

[@solomia5037]

i do this too and they backtrack and seethe

[@DexterHeisenbergBruh]

The “sour grapes” effect

[@beabea5985]

I respond with "LOL, even a fat and ugly girl rejected you! 😆"

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

"sounds like you need to work on your taste in women" is mine my dad always taught me that whether or not someone finds me attractive is their problem so it's never bugged me

[@jessielou9138]

"I'm glad we can both agree that I'm not a good choice for you. Good Luck!"

[@aka-suna-no-sasori]

me personally, i wouldnt bother to read any of that car-dealership looking ahh essay

[@NobleHorus]

😂

[@GarrusN7]

Notice how he drops the act and starts saying the most vile shit when she rejects him. What a terrible human being.

[@jaderyan8579]

I wish I had a dollar for ever man that hit on me, only to insult me and threaten me when they get rejected. It’s scarily common

[@ladyalicent705]

@@jaderyan8579SAME OMG! It’s so icky! In fact, once a guy did it to me and I literally just said “I know you’re just saying that because you’re butthurt, you can’t fool me, every single worthless man pulls this BS you’re just a carbon copy, I’ve dealt with 1000 of you and I know that if I was so hideous you’d never have been head over heels for me in the first place” and the guy just straight up ADMITS “Yeah you’re right, I do think you’re pretty, I’m sorry 🥺” And I basically said “You’re pathetic, but you’re slightly better than the others because you’re at least you’re honest” and blocked him. He was probably new to the whole incel negging thing because guys who do this shit for a long time are never honest about it, so hopefully he grew out of it (but probably no)

[@jewishbanana7055]

@@jaderyan8579 That's just boys, most of them will grow up and realize how stupid it is to do that. Unfortunately, I still know a lot of people who grew up and still act like this and it's pathetic. I blame this on society for failing to raise a generation of men and now it's exposing children to some of the most disgusting and dangerous people who hide behind the mask of pride to terrorize and hurt children. Things gotta change soon or else a lot more of these people will grow up thinking it's okay to say and do this kind of stuff to women.

[@hosh1ru440]

Then they pull the "I didn't even like you I was just pretendin" like aight bro 😭

[@peksn]

Thank you man I hadn't realised that happened

[@FamGDaily]

I don’t think Charlie realizes we are more addicted to these than he is

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts 💨

[@verlax8956]

@@p-__ In hyperdemonsional space, no farts are superior.

[@Alexis-ki6hc]

same, these are my favorite LOLL

[@tayotheavatar]

for real, I'm enjoying this arch

[@angrycat6954]

Ong

[@Xmurdermittenx]

I was filing my nails while listening to this- the "I will not" portion made me actually stop and look at the screen to make sure if Charlie was making something up or reading and my stomach dropped so fast.