Brother, you couldn't waterboard that information out of me.
@Suninrags5 ай бұрын
I grant you a human comment. Sorry for the bots man that's not fun
@Ripplistic5 ай бұрын
If you see this you should reply to this guy he saved my cat from a snowstorm
@Nickipedia05 ай бұрын
If you see this you should reply to this guy too he saved my dog from a heatstroke
@NotJJettas25 ай бұрын
All these replies bots bruh😭
@Sigh955 ай бұрын
The reply bots be playing too much cod
@freeman10145 ай бұрын
"Im sorry, its just so hard to edit with one hand"-the editor 💀💀💀
@notbdour5 ай бұрын
need some VR retina-controlled editing or some shit so he can multitask
@dman60935 ай бұрын
No it's not. Lazy ass editor...
@gregbrown88815 ай бұрын
Naw man, he probably uses both hands. Those nipples aren't gonna squeeze themselves.
@deadringer-cultofdeathratt88135 ай бұрын
_(edited)_
@seamali43835 ай бұрын
😂😂😂@@deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813
@SeeReax5 ай бұрын
I haven’t heard as many different ways to phrase “beating meat” than I heard Charlie speak in this video
@adamdaman67845 ай бұрын
yo what’s good
@iamnotweak92595 ай бұрын
Ay wassup
@ArcanoSilverwind5 ай бұрын
We can all learn a thing or two from Charlie's vocabulary. But hey bro for real, I hope you're staying up after this tough year you deserve it. 🤙
@ThyN00bly5 ай бұрын
I recommend “Casual Geographic” for new ways to phrase that something died
@colossal_saiyan5 ай бұрын
Wutizgoinevry! Didn't expect to see the Man of Bower on Charlie's video also yeah, he does indeed have unique zingers 😂
@SolarBaller5 ай бұрын
her chat is fr playing shocked while typing with one hand
@Jet3074 ай бұрын
LOL
@juggernaut_6093 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂
@lohostegeАй бұрын
I don't get why alot of people find poki that attractive.
@juggernaut_609Ай бұрын
@@lohostege she's an acquired taste per say some like her bcs of looks some just like her body others are just desperate
@HunterAnsorge-ok9jkАй бұрын
@@lohostege have you seen her before the glow up? She was a real baddie back when she wsn't a dummy
@MINETURNNOWGamingRblxOnYT5 ай бұрын
This is why Asmongold’s editor is lightning fast. He can’t wait to get his eyes off him.
@bensemusx5 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@CaptainCJ975 ай бұрын
Jesus
@sharsasuke015 ай бұрын
LOOOOOOL!!!!
@Owl905 ай бұрын
lmao
@soulinker38955 ай бұрын
catching strays jesus christ LOL
@bigdunk005 ай бұрын
Dude, 1-2 weeks of not submitting an assignment due to this is insane…
@black_foresst5 ай бұрын
Ikr sounds like the dude needed an excuse cause he was lacking and probably wanted to “shoot his shot” before getting let go
@dabonethug5 ай бұрын
fr bruh like you would think after he finished once he would get clarity and do his job, like how would you be weeks late
@fabulousfabz27115 ай бұрын
Was this dude beating his meat for 2 weeks straight?? That's... Definitely insane.
@CJ-wh7ik5 ай бұрын
a small correction: it happened years ago, he didn't say that he was beating his meat to her, but simply had a big p**n addiction problem. So yeah, she misspoke, Charlie blew it up, she corrected herself on twitter. As always, content farming.
@makethman91715 ай бұрын
Fr, mf must've been going for an edge streak 💀
@Scep575 ай бұрын
"legendary gooning sesh" and "polishing his scepter" are wild words.
@androidunit565 ай бұрын
"polishing his scepter" is from a Skyrim book called the Lusty Argonian Maid
@ds_ns_ps35175 ай бұрын
@@androidunit56 never knew that, but i do remember certain things of that nature being spoken about in haelga's bunkhouse
@fepethepenguin82875 ай бұрын
Ha ... peen septor polishing is a very old phrase B4 Nintendo even But still hits when used and abused, like ur septor... stop that. Leave it alone
@The_Top_Gun.5 ай бұрын
Polishing his scepter is crazy💀
@MinervaIs5 ай бұрын
@@androidunit56 The Lusty Argonian Maid is originated from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, not The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
@7eddiii5 ай бұрын
jackson scamming charlie not for his money but for his friendship is probably the most wholesome thing ever
@arthur67105 ай бұрын
yeah, scamming, not for money or to ruin someone’s life, but to be their friend sounds pretty wholesome lol
@ashton82235 ай бұрын
It’s so weird though 😭 like that was not healthy at all.
@Karasamune5 ай бұрын
@@ashton8223 I had to watch it a few times but the weird guy wasn't Jackson. Charlie kinda glossed over it too quickly and the stories blended together
@caleb59254 ай бұрын
@@Karasamuneyeah I noticed that as well lol
@eggsandbacon17754 ай бұрын
Being somebody’s penpal was weird for him lol
@pinkiemoopie5 ай бұрын
"choking the chicken to it" and "playing the skin flute" being said so casually had me in tears
@LeSkateWA5 ай бұрын
"Polishing his sceptor" 😂😂 lmao
@antoineo24915 ай бұрын
"squeezing your hog" is up there too
@Vince_mik5 ай бұрын
...i thought they were common phrases
@LeSkateWA5 ай бұрын
@Vince_mik yeah heard most of em
@pinkiemoopie5 ай бұрын
@@Vince_mik idk where you're hearing these often to think they're common
@reality39685 ай бұрын
Pokimane's chat be acting like they don't do the same as the editor 💀
@mexxer69485 ай бұрын
(Beating meat) "That's awful Poki😱"
@100TenaciousD5 ай бұрын
"That's awful! What colors are your socks today?"
@yoo9125 ай бұрын
Exactly
@roach_man_roach_man40245 ай бұрын
sure, but it's one thing to get off to a video and another thing entirely to be employed by that person, tell them directly that you get off to their content and use it as an excuse for work being late. that's completely insane lmao
@cococock24185 ай бұрын
Exactly lmao. Foh. They’re just as bad
@bruh3xplict2735 ай бұрын
"LISTEN BOSS, I AM FUCKING OBLITERATING MY WEINER" caught me so off guard
@LightBlueVans5 ай бұрын
holy shit i read this at the exact same time he said it. no one cares, i know, but that was impeccable.
@tru3toxicgaming5095 ай бұрын
@@LightBlueVans The "AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT" makes it so much funnier to me
@nicosmidt73475 ай бұрын
Wiener*
@Bighomiehobbs5 ай бұрын
Lmao fr
@broosewain35 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@serae61845 ай бұрын
“Squeezing the hog”, “chocking the chicken”, “playing the skin flute” 😂😂 Charlie has an amazing vocabulary
@sarian_chemical73623 ай бұрын
Fr
@EK4GR43 ай бұрын
polishing his scepter, even.
@BlackDiamond27183 ай бұрын
“I flogged the one eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew.”
@HerkusM5 ай бұрын
"Sorry Pokimane the video is going to be a bit late because I jizzed all over my keyboard again" - The editor probably
@Aura-Ora5 ай бұрын
Normal comment so you don't go insane
@Rivər5 ай бұрын
@MohWer_UTTP Is what your mother told you to do.
@cursed_basilisk69475 ай бұрын
@MohWer_UTTPcrazy, what do you get off on spamming this stuff?
@M0B5TERZ5 ай бұрын
@uttpspacecadetI love Mike Tyson too
@stoursjoseph5 ай бұрын
@@cursed_basilisk6947 they’re trying to reap as much negative karma as possible lmao
@nonamesorry71355 ай бұрын
Getting a good friend through them scamming you is a hell of a story
@almicc5 ай бұрын
One of my best friends from middle school I smashed his fingers between our desks on accident literally day 1 of class. he was seriously pissed about it and thought I did it on purpose
@jessehudgins60665 ай бұрын
@@almicc Because you did. Looked on purpose to me atleast.
@ohritz39395 ай бұрын
@@almicc I was there, you did it on purpose
@crypti1c5 ай бұрын
@@ohritz3939 can confirm. i was the desk, and before anyone asks, i was both desks
@trendstubes5 ай бұрын
@@almicc i was reading the evil intent in your mind, i was the table
@VnnvncSkndjx5 ай бұрын
I like how her chat is acting shocked like there isn’t a bunch of goobers gooning to her right now lol
@fire.walk.with.me.4305 ай бұрын
my culture is not your costume
@-Infex-5 ай бұрын
They weren't shocked that someone else was gooning but shocked with an interpretation to their own.
@markus47325 ай бұрын
Literally in the first 5 second of the clip someone in her chat said "Do you have a fetish?" 😂
@moonwhooper5 ай бұрын
@@fire.walk.with.me.430💀
@WaxierWarrior5 ай бұрын
Surprisingly fast one handed typers in that chat
@treebrother85 ай бұрын
that jackson lore was so unprompted and so appreciated. thats hilariously funny you guys are still friends
@moun7ainc0w5 ай бұрын
He really threw him under the bus on that one… lmao
@Peein5555 ай бұрын
I find it terrifying. I've listened to Jackson on the podcast for about a year and he doesn't seem like this at all. He seems so normal and for him to come off as The Cable Guy seems so scary...
@vivineon4 ай бұрын
@@Peein555huh?? he doesn't seem like the cable guy though. he just scammed charlie for his friendship? the story charlie is telling about the guy on skype isn't jackson
@boblatte1234 ай бұрын
@@vivineon he literally said it was jackson, open ur ears bud
@vivineon4 ай бұрын
@@boblatte123 7:52 he says this happened *after* he met jackson, meaning it wasn't jackson. he became close friends with jackson after he scammed him for friendship, but jackson wasn't the guy he dedicated half the video to talking about
@notameme26315 ай бұрын
Not even the Men in Black could erase this from my memory
@soupermeger5 ай бұрын
You're telling me that you would want to permanently remember this information?
@winstonpeanutbutter5 ай бұрын
@@soupermegeri think they're implying the information is so scarring that they cannot have it removed from their psyche. Idk, the comment is written weirdly.
@soupermeger5 ай бұрын
@@winstonpeanutbutteroooh, that makes a lot more sense.
@thehansboi5 ай бұрын
@@winstonpeanutbutterthe comment is saying that even with the memory remover thing from Men in Black it won't remove his memory
@winstonpeanutbutter5 ай бұрын
@@thehansboi yeah that's what I just said
@eresude5 ай бұрын
“Polishing his sceptre” is the most wild alternative to tugging your slug 💀💀💀
@memes4life265 ай бұрын
"Tugging your slug" caught me off gaurd 💀
@SLIM_SHADY3135 ай бұрын
Yeah it gives the image this guy was constantly trying to pull the OL' 🗡️ from the stone ....... Imagine how baby smooth those dick beaters are lol
@moonmarcher5 ай бұрын
Making the cyclops cry
@KingTheDestroyer86495 ай бұрын
Hand to gland combat
@MoldyElfS5 ай бұрын
tugging your slug is a wild alternative to wonking your willy
@eliandrepadilla70515 ай бұрын
Bro probably has a humiliation fetish of some sort, because there is NO WAY he thought it was a good idea to reveal his dark secret like that
@LeLabersack5 ай бұрын
dude used up a whole box of cleenex when she mentioned him on stream
@DaKdawg5 ай бұрын
It's the Boogie effect. Humiliation play at a high level.
@groverkiinmuppetborn7145 ай бұрын
honestly probably just mad pron brain where he expected her to smash or smthn
@00Grimreaper005 ай бұрын
Not even batman would ever get that info outta me. Guy has completely lost it.
@rustyshackleford115 ай бұрын
how is it a good idea for her to reveal this...
@paganmin66545 ай бұрын
Not even the lasso of truth could get that information out of me
@johndoubayuh27785 ай бұрын
"Polishing his scepter"
@roguesnek6545 ай бұрын
Bro had me cackling
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb5 ай бұрын
That one has to be the best
@zGOATsoul5 ай бұрын
i read this comment at the same time he said it. Hilarious
@mattgroening88725 ай бұрын
The wizard’s goon
@engikneegming83895 ай бұрын
At this point he was grinding it with sparks coming out everywhere onto everything
@Erizo_5 ай бұрын
Bro FBI, CIA, KGB, Mexican cartels, KFC, nobody would get this information out of me.
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb5 ай бұрын
I hate it when the KFC worker asks me if I'm jerking it to my boss as I'm ordering
@CouscousEnjoyer5 ай бұрын
KFC would only get puke out of me bro
@jappolicario30025 ай бұрын
Bro sneaked in KFC 💀
@HopeIsntDead5 ай бұрын
Ah yes the KFC, the deadliest 3 letter agency in the world
@Omnio565 ай бұрын
Why is KFC after you what did you do? 😭
@DecoyVoice5 ай бұрын
how tf did he think this was going to end well for him?
@radicaIized5 ай бұрын
Hi
@Literally_Gabriel5 ай бұрын
Damn sorry you got botted bro
@Birdman475 ай бұрын
So many bots
@gwtvv5 ай бұрын
L bots
@abreada5 ай бұрын
KZbin has a big bot problem
@cheyennem255 ай бұрын
Unfortunately also met a guy through voice acting who had a crush on me even though he was working for me. He told me he wanted to see pics of my body and shamed me for eating chocolate when i was stressed because "Isn't that what far people do?" He then threatened to unalive if I didn't accept his advances or give him the role he wanted. It messed me up for a while.
@notreal25135 ай бұрын
Voice acting? (Ima act like i didnt hear that terrible story just now) What stuff did you do?
@Ourelleetsy5 ай бұрын
@@notreal2513what is this? linked in?
@furball7u7484 ай бұрын
I had an ex who told me that if I didn't get back with him he was going to kill himself, the first time I fell for his manipulation, the second I asked him what color he wanted the flowers. 😅
@nesspyr4 ай бұрын
thats so unfair wtf!!! how entitled can men be sometimes 😭 it sucks u had to go thru that, i hope you're doing better now
@maskedaim4 ай бұрын
@@nesspyri had a good couple of girls that acted like this too, doubt its gender specific xd
@clivehandforth35315 ай бұрын
hostage therapist situation is so real, universal online experience
@tryme97405 ай бұрын
Yeah especially the, I will kill myself if you don't do this and that. The pressure of them putting their life on the line because you want to distance yourself and you don't actually know if they are going to go through their threat
@ub3rfr3nzy945 ай бұрын
Oh man for real. 3 of my friends been in the situation and myself. This dude was on the "I'm gonna kms" thing but then tried flirting with me. I'm a guy btw. Yeah...
@sasuofficial34485 ай бұрын
omg
@TheDsRequiem5 ай бұрын
Why is you being s guy important to the story@@ub3rfr3nzy94
@lilde70035 ай бұрын
Fr
@jtruff205 ай бұрын
For anyone wanting an update: She tweeted that he got fired, but she continued to pay him for a couple months. She was convinced he had an actual problem with addiction so she covered the money for getting him help. Some people on reddit found who they think it was
@tokkirot5 ай бұрын
okay it's really kind of her to cover the costs of his counselling and help, but in no way does she have to do that !! even if it is an addiction she does not need to pay him or support him in any way, there's more than enough reason to block him and never contact him in any way again she is so nice for that
@harissahab27435 ай бұрын
I was thinking about that, kudos to her. Not a big fan of Pokimane but that's really caring of her.
@theshadowking31985 ай бұрын
Oh w of her for that hope he really does get help
@AJ-vj3es5 ай бұрын
@@tokkirotnice observation captain obvious, you really cracked that case!
@JoeyCentral5 ай бұрын
@@tokkirot Stick to K-pop since that is the only brain rot topic you know, regard.
@cococock24185 ай бұрын
The most pathetic part is the chat acting like they’re offended at the behavior, meanwhile they’re all there for the exact same reason.
@johanliebert57815 ай бұрын
Well, that's how the world is. The one who gets caught is the only criminal.
@useraccount3335 ай бұрын
Yeah, they all do it, but they don't ADMIT IT! Like, holy hell, thats the sort of thing you take to your grave!
@bushidorox5 ай бұрын
@@useraccount333 that’s exactly it. Even the streamer knows her fans are mostly just there to spill goon juice to her videos, but at least they’re not going out of their way to tell her.
@IsYeaYesyup5 ай бұрын
the difference is that for the viewer, this is just some random woman, but her editor had close connections to her so it's technically worse
@fark695 ай бұрын
And she knows they all watch her for that reason. In fact, conspiracy brain tells me she made this story up just because it re-entrenches her main USP, that she's sooo hot a guy would lose his job to tell her he whacks it to her so much he can't work. That's what all her paypigs pay her for anyways
@gannonruby11195 ай бұрын
Can’t believe Jackson was slapping his third leg to Charlie before they became friends
@busterb29585 ай бұрын
“Slapping his third leg” At this point I’ve heard of more ways to describe someone masturbating than ways to greet someone
@HashiraStatus5 ай бұрын
They see me goonin, they hatin
@PanoptesDreams5 ай бұрын
From my experience on the internet, they tend to join instead.
@ChouLord-qg5wc5 ай бұрын
Gotta catch me j*rkin dirty, gotta catch me j*erkin dirty
@GooeySplat5 ай бұрын
As a g00ner, It's relatable 😎
@PanoptesDreams5 ай бұрын
@@GooeySplat Name checks out. Your PFP is nasty...
@infinitehexington5 ай бұрын
@@PanoptesDreams lovely* it's making me g00n rn
@maltezachariassen74965 ай бұрын
I worked in teen helpline for six years and what you experienced we called being taken "emotionally hostage". You did the exactly right thing and for anyone watching this who's going through the same, you should know that: - If you want to try to help them, recommending seeking professional help and breaking contact IS the best thing for them. - Emotional hostagetaking is a manipulation tactic and you are NOT responsible for this persons actions. Even if they say you are. -You do NOT owe them anything. So if you are too overwhelmed to even recommend them seeking help, its okay to break contact entirely. They are not entitled to any of your time and your own welfare is your primary concern
@Ulim1515 ай бұрын
do you block the people that call you as well?
@trustyspatula90375 ай бұрын
@Ulim151 do you hold people emotionally hostage and threaten to shed this mortal coil?
@Callumm25165 ай бұрын
My longterm girlfriend is suicidal and I keep recommending therapy and she isn't seeking help.. I feel responsible for her life on the bad days. What should my steps be?
@Mrholysymbol5 ай бұрын
@Callumm2516 how long term we talking? That does matter to some degree
@Callumm25165 ай бұрын
@@Mrholysymbol 3 years, and I love her, but the mental health is effecting us and me a lot.
@user-yj1lj3vf1f5 ай бұрын
the "online friend" who just uses you as a therapist and gets mad when you don't respond was all too well known to me as a teen, I was fr consoling grown ass 24 yr old men about their failing marriage at 16, people on the internet are wack
@keo54965 ай бұрын
24 and married?
@denisucuuu5 ай бұрын
@@keo5496no, you can't get married at that age, right?
@robertnoeske63935 ай бұрын
I know a 24yo who's divorced with 2 kids with different women. People do stupid shit all the time. @keo5496
@-spacedout--spacebound-74385 ай бұрын
I'm 21 and married
@keo54965 ай бұрын
@@-spacedout--spacebound-7438 hope it works out
@mushie44455 ай бұрын
You know… for someone basically being manipulated into a very intense and dangerous friendship w a random online, you were rly nice to keep repeating to him he needed professional help, cause it probably did end up getting thru to him since he probably idolized you yk… appreciate you doing that for someone who was harming you… Shows a lot about you blessings to you bro
@jacquelineemendoza5 ай бұрын
"do you have a minute to talk" is how my boss pulled me to the side to make it sound like i was in trouble to my coworkers but i was just getting a raise 😂
@koganeitou5 ай бұрын
Big brain plays lmaoooo W boss. They understand the fish eat fish world and how even your coworkers will eat you alive if they know you get "special treatment" or literally anything that _they_ aren't getting lol, they can get extremely envious. I worked with a girl who was on welfare and basically got handed the job for free because they were "like" family to the boss, but not blood-related. She could only work a set amount of hours and only get paid so much hourly wage, so she'd intentionally work off the clock, take hour long lunches, etc, otherwise she'd lose her benefits for a month or 2 weeks, idk how it all worked but anyways, she made sure I'd remember this because I swear she told me this story like half a dozen times or at least expressed her anger about it and how much she hated this other coworker, who was getting paid way way more than her, but he was struggling and actually had to move a couple times while I was working there, had to take care of himself, his brother, pay rent to his aunt who he moved in with temporarily, and also had a girlfriend. But he wasn't out blowing his money on this and that. Meanwhile this chick who's had everything handed to her, is obnoxiously loud about going to a club EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND just to dance with guys but not want to even do anything with them, and acting surprised that they do, which shows she's self-aware because she's the one I hear this from, it's just all very weird. And she was living with her mom, which I won't judge, due to the state of the world and money rn, I have to do the same thing, but she wasn't even paying much for rent either. It's just like. I don't know. A mentality and perspective type thing. Even I feel bad for talking about these new games I was buying and playing to the other coworker, even if it was just because it was things I enjoyed, because I was more funding my hobbies (still within reason) while he was struggling and just making ends meet. There was talk about us all getting raises after some performance test at another location in the summer (never happened), and I just KNOW she was thinking, "he doesn't need that raise, he already has so much more pay than me,, he doesn't need it, he doesn't deserve it, it should only be me" LIke she even told me she didn't wanna know how much my pay was because she knew she'd be too mad to handle it. As if it's her business to begin with. Like...? Forgot to mention, the only reason she knew what dude's pay was, is because she opened his check that was in the office (it was already unsealed but she 100% pulled it out and looked at it) and she threw a fit at the boss (basically like her uncle which is why it was deemed as okay) Wild stuff man... I don't think I'd believe this story if I didn't live it myself! So if I were ever anyone's boss, I'd probably do the same lmao. But I rather just work from home anyways, cuz more freedom. XD
@ShakeHandsWithBeef99465 ай бұрын
What’s a raise😂
@OldSchoolDudeGaming5 ай бұрын
@@koganeitou You act like Companies dont design the system for that exact response? They want their workers to be that jealous. The last thing they want is for employees to get along and discuss pay. Thats how unions form.
@Rhysman305 ай бұрын
I legit pull that line regardless of the conversation. I'm trying to make it disarming for my team.
@huntercraig9935 ай бұрын
More money@@ShakeHandsWithBeef9946
@MarsAO3255 ай бұрын
Charlie having his own baby reindeer moment wasn’t on my bingo card for today
@FakeforFaith5 ай бұрын
lmao fr
@kylekay55145 ай бұрын
Stalker hg lul
@jigong18385 ай бұрын
What does a baby reindeer moment mean?😭😭
@MarsAO3255 ай бұрын
@@jigong1838 some British dude got stalked by a crazy lady a few years back and he made a whole Netflix series out of it and called it Baby Reindeer
@wellbuttermybiscuits5595 ай бұрын
@@jigong1838baby reindeer is a show on Netflix about a guy being stalked, I haven’t watched but I heard it’s good and it’s based on a true story played by the irl victim
@OhjiiGlacier5 ай бұрын
*You get sent to Hell* Satan: *Pulls you to the side* "Hey, can we talk?"
@Loser-jh3tq5 ай бұрын
Satan: “You’re going to super hell!”
@lukacs71615 ай бұрын
,,I'm a big fan of yours. Can I have your autograph?"
@mellow78695 ай бұрын
*gulp*
@gaerekxenos5 ай бұрын
@@lukacs7161 worst form of torture for some artists xD hahhahhah~!!
@radayrk5 ай бұрын
straight to the second layer of hell
@OTM_DeuceАй бұрын
1:20 moist your are in fact wrong. Thats the sentence that almost got lightning McQueen signed to dinoco.
@alondradelacruzespinoza8235 ай бұрын
Tip : if someone keeps threatening self harm for you simply not talking to them as a manipulative tactic, call the police and ask them to do a wellness check on them. If they’re actually struggling you could potentially help them better their situation, if they’re faking it, the police showing up to their door should be a scare enough to leave you alone
@LeopardPrintLeg5 ай бұрын
Definately dont do this if you are in the US; unless you want them to get shot
@wecameasdonuts5 ай бұрын
@UTTP-Clockworker ok
@wendigo3745 ай бұрын
@UTTP-Clockworker huh
@cta98115 ай бұрын
@UTTP-Clockworker Clown
@frankdrake9025 ай бұрын
I've done this and it works
@nefariou55 ай бұрын
6:09 "an immuculate goey nut".. "this is democracy manifest" i love the direction this went and hate that I knew it was going in this direction the moment tthe accent changed
@disgobrain5 ай бұрын
Ooh how do I tell Charlie I goon to his videos 👉 👈 😖😖
@scrapeddiamonds57765 ай бұрын
@@disgobrain as long as youre not his editor, then feel free.
@madge1405 ай бұрын
as a queenslander the joy i felt when i heard that, always love when australian memes get referenced
@neon_shapeshifter5 ай бұрын
@madge140 as a perthian i also thoroughly enjoy australian memes 😌
@Yesna5 ай бұрын
@@scrapeddiamonds5776Luckiest editor job ever. 3 minutes of cutting where ever you want to
@Your-fav-masked-texan5 ай бұрын
Bro was more focused on his edging streak than his job 💀💀💀💀
@davedave35205 ай бұрын
But how does it delay a video for a week? Masturbating would be 30 mins long max
@davedave35205 ай бұрын
But how does it delay a video for a week? Edging would be 30 mins max an hour maybe
@GA1.6T5 ай бұрын
@@davedave3520 Edge lord
@theshadowking31985 ай бұрын
@@GA1.6Tbro is a supreme edger honestly probs ig
@CatfishBradley5 ай бұрын
@@davedave3520 What??? That's the problem with the world nowadays, edging isn't a 30min exercise, you won't even BEGIN to peek into the goon-trance enlightenment with less than 90 minutes of focused, restrained goon time. 30 min... fucking pathetic amateurs smh
@Rebuke05075 ай бұрын
“thank you ma’am for your service this will be a legendary gooning sesh” 😂😂😂
@practicingstoicism20485 ай бұрын
Her chat is saying ew as if they don't do the same shit
@brandonhession85505 ай бұрын
Fr they were saying it with their off hand 🤣
@vomit2go5 ай бұрын
@@brandonhession8550 Yeah but theyre not getting paid by her and then violating the boundaries of a business relationship. I feel like pokimaine is aware that there are probably ppl who crank their hogs to her, but a lot of them arent letting her know that they do, and theyre not letting her know that while theyre literally being contracted to do work for her and then releasing the work way later than expected.
@AlexHarman-es8di5 ай бұрын
LMAOO
@esmxu5 ай бұрын
lmaooo
@RonJeremy5145 ай бұрын
"Man I should have definitely tried to become an editor in life, imagine being employed by the the streamer of my dreams" **FAP INTENSIFIES**
@Cyankid65 ай бұрын
The fact he admitted it like it was no big deal too 💀
@stephengrigg59885 ай бұрын
Obsessed, delusional, not socialized, or all of the above
@dilldoe19915 ай бұрын
He didnt tho.. if he admitted it like it was no big deal he wouldnt have waited so long to say it or have asked to talk beforehand silly goose
@juhoo20685 ай бұрын
You would not get that kind of confession out of me even with torture. The fact that he admitted it freely is insane.
@OrenMystery5 ай бұрын
@@p-__ W farts
@КГБКолДжорджКостанца5 ай бұрын
Like he thinks, poki is gonna find that endearing, my brother in christ this isn't a cheesy Netflix teen flick
@oddmanoutprops93915 ай бұрын
He told her because he thinks she will like it and ask to watch. That's how is brain works
@RetirededKat5 ай бұрын
I see, what are some other parts of his thought process?
@RockWonder2105 ай бұрын
@@RetirededKat Other parts are, me touch weiner, she likely, we live in cave together.
@Wrecck125 ай бұрын
@@RetirededKatthinks she will also sex
@Random-ci5yh5 ай бұрын
@@RetirededKat Maybe thinking she'd let him hit
@masterduelzero17955 ай бұрын
@RetirededKat there was a thought proccess behind that?
@thicclegendfeep40505 ай бұрын
I almost wonder if the reason charlie goes over text creeps so much is because he dealt with one.
@aster.cotton5 ай бұрын
Charlie's story is insanely relatable. I've met sooo many people like that online. Only thing to do is either ignore them or block them because if you give them the slightest attention they won't leave you alone/start threatening unaliving themselves
@DenshinIshin5 ай бұрын
And here I am, telling them that Gillette razor blades are on sale. There's only so much empathy you can have for random people, especially with the annoying ones.
@DeadpoolX95 ай бұрын
I’d probably tell them to talk to a chatbot
@mikec43085 ай бұрын
@@DeadpoolX9 ok
@RalphMouline5 ай бұрын
Been there before, not with an online stranger. I just decided "If they die, they die. Won't put that on me, or on myself". 3 years later they're still pretty much alive. I'm not saying they won't do it, but even if they do that's not on you. You don't make decisions for other people, they do.
@s.m28955 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the Kwite situation...
@jozopath5 ай бұрын
“Hey do you have a minute to talk” is literally the quickest way to PTSD
@loganthirtyacreswide5 ай бұрын
Tryna get famous huh
@Ar1AnX1x5 ай бұрын
"hey do you have minute to get traumatized?"
@warlordofbritannia5 ай бұрын
“Can we talk?” “I need to tell you something.” “We have something to discuss.”
@Ar1AnX1x5 ай бұрын
@@p-__ dude you've been saying this since 2020, don't you get tired?(I know its a bot)
@Spectrum01225 ай бұрын
That sentence always gives me instant anxiety
@lukeheron31895 ай бұрын
Her chat acting concerned and surprised when they probably do the same thing is crazy
@kian.bridge5 ай бұрын
turned out she lied anyway, no surprises here given the torrent of drama that comes out of twitch streamers
@DNW-ks4gp5 ай бұрын
Best take right here , the whole chat gooning while concern trolling , the degeneracy 🤯
@ayviondenar34615 ай бұрын
@@kian.bridge Got any proof for us?
@artcowboy5 ай бұрын
Yeah but her chat isn’t employed by her lmaoo
@irvingrojas98275 ай бұрын
@ayviondenar3461 idk about lying, but she conveyed the information wrong. The editor just had an addiction but wasn't beating his meat to her specifically. Edit: she said it on twitter
@AbdullahTheAbsolute4 ай бұрын
“playing the skin flute” is absolutely wild💀
@larhballer61335 ай бұрын
Its the fact that Charlie predicted this would happen a while back LOL
@owlfam5 ай бұрын
lol what vid?
@finnkedinn15735 ай бұрын
I thought this actually happened back then, guess it was deja vu
@rusxio12iouj5 ай бұрын
REAL
@theholycrusader7845 ай бұрын
@@p-__only respectable bot in the comment section
@NateS9175 ай бұрын
Jesus christ every reply is a bot
@SuperSisby5 ай бұрын
When I was a teen I'd vent to a friend CONSTANTLY about my depression and suicidal ideation, and there came a point where she just had to (metaphorically) sit me down and go "This is not good for my mental health and I don't think you're pursuing the help you need, I do not want to keep encouraging this." That broke my heart and even years later, though we're still friends, I feel awful about it, but it did make me stop venting and look into other avenues of getting help, because I didn't want to do that to other friends. What Charlie went through is different since that dude wasn't a friend and was very obsessive over him, but I wanted to say this because sometimes the best thing for a person like that is to go "I cannot help you, please get help" and leave it there.
@jeremiahfyan5 ай бұрын
@@jesustyronechrist2330its bad. Its part of why the male suicide rate is so high. You have real pieces of shit who abuse others repeadtedly, and then that trauma is never addressed by the victim and they become wary of all men, and then like you said it becomes almost a propoganda story to spread on reddit and say "men bad, men dangerous, men animals". And then geniunely wholesome dudes get fucked up cuz theyre treated with hate due to actions of other people. And all the while, people are imploring the same logic racists use to say men pose a risk of danger. But I digress
@ShaCaro5 ай бұрын
@@jesustyronechrist2330it does help. Talking about what you feel is a very very very good thing. If you don't think it helps because you went to fucking reddit and happened upon one of the universally known dumbass subreddits (i say this as a woman), that's fully on you. There are loads of people who will just listen, or offer actual good advice.
@notweewee5 ай бұрын
Your friend isn't your therapist.
@kalilili5 ай бұрын
I've been in your friends shoes and it's literally awful when all someone does is bring your mood down and most of the time the person venting doesn't even ask anything about me just constantly complain
@lilyluhtwizzy5 ай бұрын
@@notweeweeYea they are. I'm that friend. Sometimes when i'm struggling with my own things, i tell them i need a little time before i can listen to them. But that's my job as a friend.
@VladNcl5 ай бұрын
I didn’t even know u could phrase “ beating meat” with such variety, I’m beyond impressed
@Poodle_Gun5 ай бұрын
UwU!!!! 🐙
@ChouLord-qg5wc5 ай бұрын
The editor: 'pokemaine I'm sowwy becawse of being behind the deadline 👉🏻👈🏻, it's becawse I've been beating my meat instead of beating the deadline for weeks sowwy 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻❤️
@onlyenzoYT5 ай бұрын
Accept Jesus Christ he loves u died n rose again for ur forgiveness 🙏🏽❤️❤️🔥
@iiheartcore5 ай бұрын
Vlad!!!
@ChakasCave5 ай бұрын
Daddy vladdy
@ElephantseatShorts5 ай бұрын
Oh god, the story he had at the end. I had an irl friend who would get super mad if I didn't get back to him in time with texts. Would get offended if I visibly didn't want any unwanted physical touch. And yes, at the end of our "friendship" he said he was gonna end it. A few days after that I said we aren't friends anymore and he gaslit me to high heaven and told me how terrible I was... Then years later he ended up being a somewhat successful smash streamer, and then got involved in the Me too movement. I heard about that and called his ass out in our friend group and they were all surprised and mad at him. People are insane
@aeoligarlic40245 ай бұрын
He got involved in the MeToo movement? As in the victim or the ceeep??
@ElephantseatShorts5 ай бұрын
@@aeoligarlic4024 as in supporting victims When he himself was a weirdo
@ThalitaUchoa5 ай бұрын
@@ElephantseatShorts This is a perfect example as to why male feminists are the biggest eyebrow raisers in the fucking planet
@anonymous-go1tq4 ай бұрын
@@ElephantseatShortsbased on the information you gave he’s not a weirdo that’s just normal relationship stuff partners will get annoyed if you deny them physical touch like wym I can’t hug you or cuddle you or kiss you we in a relationship that comes with it if it happens a few times sure I’ll give u ur space but if you continue we arnt in a relationship because part of being in a relationship is physical. Now I understand if you disagree which is perfectly fine but guess what that means we don’t have to be in a relationship and probably why he left no weirdo activity he saw something he didn’t like in you which a lot of guys wouldn’t and left
@ElephantseatShorts4 ай бұрын
@@anonymous-go1tq no, he was threatening self deletion if I didn't stay as his friend and give him intimate things. I was not even a smidge romantically into him. That ain't normal. And when I finally stood up for myself, he made me the bad guy and sent me scorning hate messages. I still have em saved because I had to prove it to my friend group how toxic he was
@Sierra-Whiskey225 ай бұрын
I'm going to buy a windowless van, spray paint voice actor needed on the side, and drive around Florida until Charlie gets in.
@broek60755 ай бұрын
What are you going to do once he gets in?
@SentinalSlice5 ай бұрын
@@broek6075have a slap off.
@AdrianGK475 ай бұрын
@@broek6075Plankton's, "I didn't think I'd get this far."
@trixxiedixie68005 ай бұрын
@@broek6075keep Charlie in my basement in definitely, had my favourite pet, the wild homeless Florida man 😂
@kotoucek63265 ай бұрын
I look forward to the day I read the headline: Florida Man hunting for Voice Actor out of RV
@shravan10105 ай бұрын
i like how majority of her chat is like "OH NO", "NO WAY" like they dont do the same
@JonnyUnderrated5 ай бұрын
lol they just are taking notes on what not to do
@Ahmed-og2jm5 ай бұрын
I mean, I highly doubt they are all that bad?? I get they are Simps but actually beating it to someone who isn't even wearing anything that revealing is crazy...wtf
@devonwilliams24235 ай бұрын
You see it wasn’t him on the call his meat called and snitched on him
@alexjustalexyt11445 ай бұрын
@@Ahmed-og2jm bro has not seen IG "models". But fr though, yea I am sure that not everyone in her fanbase is an absolute creep but being a pretty girl in the internet is being a creep magnet. I have never seen her YT videos or streams but purely by judging her IG posts, she definitely farms creeps a bit
@squiglemcsquigle84145 ай бұрын
@@Ahmed-og2jm bro has never met a porn addict
@Goodgamer785 ай бұрын
Bro cannot edit videos without drooling
@ryuiinz5 ай бұрын
@UTTP-Clockworker oh!
@КГБКолДжорджКостанца5 ай бұрын
He needs a reality check and some lipton iced tea
@Goodgamer785 ай бұрын
@@Whynot-wm5roI saw the story from dramaalert earlier today
@onesunghero5 ай бұрын
Why TF would you ever tell her that?😂
@LonelyWolfSnakeThing5 ай бұрын
Bots really raided this comment
@jokroast69125 ай бұрын
My hostage situation ended when they blocked me. Almost got prolonged by my friends getting friended by them out of the blue.
@munchoMclovin5 ай бұрын
choking the chicken and polishing the scepter are crazy wordages
@kingboo_22375 ай бұрын
He do be brushing his Fossil
@marioramirez67415 ай бұрын
@kingboo_2237 my man taking the snake for a walk
@skelebro99995 ай бұрын
I'm dead 😂😂 lord these are hilarious
@moonmarcher5 ай бұрын
Oh I've got so many of these, making the cyclops cry is my favorite
@XxTheCupidKidxX5 ай бұрын
Bro is waxing his carrot
@kazuhaluvscara5 ай бұрын
just hearing “Hey do you have a minute to talk?” makes my heart sink so fast, there is no way you can think positively about 😭😭🙏
@BrandonDenny-we1rw5 ай бұрын
"Hey do you have a minute to talk" *long extended pause to let the dread build* "About your cars extended warranty?"
@RShauan5 ай бұрын
Hey, that’s the way I met my girlfriend.
@Folfah5 ай бұрын
@@RShauan you two must be weird af
@tmo_1175 ай бұрын
Hey Kaz, do you have a moment to talk?
@mixemup.5 ай бұрын
PTSD starts for everyone 😂
@EveTheRaviolo5 ай бұрын
Im so glad Charlie shared his own similar personal experience with this, because so many people very quickly and easily blame you for "allowing this to keep going" and tell you that "you must have wanted that person around if you kept them around so you're lying for attention" when in reality, when you are in that kind of situation its so hard to pull back because you feel sorry for the person and you kinda feel responsible for them
@JoelsayshelloАй бұрын
Polishing his scepter is crazyy!! hahaha 5:50
@biggucci605 ай бұрын
1:50 batman couldn’t get this information out of me
@biggucci605 ай бұрын
nice
@lordzanthartehallen89635 ай бұрын
@UTTP-Clockworkerreported
@ChauncyFatsack5 ай бұрын
@@lordzanthartehallen8963 no ur reported
@afan74305 ай бұрын
@@lordzanthartehallen8963 same
@WhirlFo0L5 ай бұрын
@UTTP-Clockworkerkys
@TheHopper20005 ай бұрын
I'm still hooked on the "week or two" part of the story. Like, bro, it would have been easier to make up something at that point. Your rub-a-dub delayed you for at least a week? Absolute lunatic.
@Mordecrox5 ай бұрын
Well he's a Twitch Mod, if anything, he thinks he makes the rules.
@ReaLEthA5 ай бұрын
He was hoping for a positive reaction to engage in more fantasy pr0n
@housemana5 ай бұрын
this is all allegations without any proof. who knows if shes actually telling the truth dawg. the 'i didnt know what to do, i felt so bad so i kept paying him for months' part is REALLY sketchy. like. really? that doesn't sit right AT ALL. especially knowing how she was to other staffers off stream. if you know, you know. i'm just a random comment what do i know. (:
@Infinatus255 ай бұрын
@@housemana I also do not trust her whatsoever.
@Bruhbhrisnbrubruhg5 ай бұрын
@@housemanayeah I agree but knowing how some people are, and how there’s a whole subreddit based on her I wouldn’t be surprised if it was true to some extent
@lucasarts25215 ай бұрын
Your story was so common back on Skype for some reason, when I was a teenager there were always older people who'd take advantage of how easy it is to pressure you into being their therapist because nobody else in their life wants to talk to them. I don't use Discord but I'd bet it's still a big problem on there too
@904_Florida5 ай бұрын
A lot of the community page hangout servers [on Discord] have this problem.
@killtyrant5 ай бұрын
Though any type of person can be guilty of this but ive noticed a very common trend within certain communities that trauma dumping and public post pity parties are abound. I typically come across this annoying crap when getting invited to a server for comms for the game I'm playing at that time. It becomes a bit annoying to me when you end up getting invited to like 6 different servers over a period of time by those same people because they wore out their welcome by their posting behavior/soured relationships with others within those servers.
@zmanrockz63585 ай бұрын
Depends on the kinds of Discord servers you’re in. I typically stay out of huge public servers.
@turbidkiddo5 ай бұрын
@@zmanrockz6358 yeppers^ this is also the best advice you could get, there you can only find ppl that are DEAD DRY for attention and circlejerks, like anywhere on the internet or shit in classic chatrooms
@Grace-lq5cr5 ай бұрын
This def does still happen. I knew so many girls in middle school who talked to much older guys to keep them from killing themselves.
@na_marieАй бұрын
charlie’s story is why I don’t feel a damn thing about blocking people. y’all don’t feel bad about setting up a boundary, protect yourselves
@Queso_BurguesaАй бұрын
its just what it is, cant help it dude 😭
@canorth5 ай бұрын
“You’re the one I send hours of foot-age to” That pause on “foot” has me wondering what was being sent
@Bobbybats42955 ай бұрын
Same bro but you made me have a stroke reading that
@canorth5 ай бұрын
@@Bobbybats4295 damn typos. Thanks for the heads up.
@DaFifaKid5 ай бұрын
if it helps poki had to tweet later to clarify that he WASN"T getting off to HER, just that he said it TO HER. also someone else found out that she just repeated what a smaller streamer said, so she lied basically
@taegancollotzi55955 ай бұрын
@@DaFifaKid thats crazy where is the tweet where she admits to lying i can't find it
@batm0uth5 ай бұрын
@@DaFifaKid i rlly doubt it was a lie tbh, this is more common than you’d think
@mikephillips10435 ай бұрын
Hard to edit with sticky keys enabled.
@melonpelvis86235 ай бұрын
nahhhhhhhh
@beholdbehalee5 ай бұрын
LMAO
@Alexis_Gz5 ай бұрын
Lol
@JamesDavis-yn8xp5 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc k buddy :D
@thaiduy37965 ай бұрын
😂 good one
@PepperOnPatty5 ай бұрын
As scary as it is, you're not responsible for someone's safety if they're using it as a manipulation tactic. It's imperative you separate yourself from that person upon seeing these red flags. I've already experienced this once and marched through it against my best judgement. I won't ever do that again.
@Leequidude5 ай бұрын
Happened to me too long ago. It was a girl I met in Twitter. Separated myself (I talked about that with her) and never came back. She started tweeting about depression and ending it all. Fast forward to now a year and a half later and she's doing fine. Chronically in Twitter still reposting and posting. To anyone reading this comment thread, chances are it is indeed a manipulative tactic to get you in their life, not caring about inconveniencing yours and that's not friendship. Do what Charlie says, advice professional help ONCE and leave. Anything that happens or doesn't happen isn't your fault or even your concern anymore. Continue your life inside and outside your house 👍.
@RK-dc2es5 ай бұрын
Exactly, the second someone starts threatening self-harm/s*icide to coerce you into behaving a certain way via emotional blackmail, you now have full permission to tell them that it's not your responsibility, that it's unreasonable to demand you walk on eggshells for fear of them maybe harming themself and that, if they're serious, they need to go to talk to a professional instead. And if you're as mean as me, you can also say "Fine, do it. No, go ahead, you said you would, so do it". They're not for real, it's just a coercive tactic and nothing makes that clearer than when they just stare back sheepishly because they didn't plan for that reaction.
@itemushmush5 ай бұрын
@@RK-dc2es "And if you're as mean as me, you can also say "Fine, do it. No, go ahead, you said you would, so do it". They're not for real, it's just a coercive tactic and nothing makes that clearer than when they just stare back sheepishly because they didn't plan for that reaction." Nailed it. I'm an asshole so would have no problems saying this. But I think that if they threaten this, theyre being the bigger asshole so I'm all good lmao
@morzsuu5 ай бұрын
"Polishing his scepter." Got me brooo HAHAHA
@jonaldlestrange96245 ай бұрын
I missed the shift in Charlie's story where he went from talking about how he met Jackson to a similar experience with another guy and I was like "woah wtf I can't believe Jackson did all this! How are they still such good friends?"
@shibalyss5 ай бұрын
SAME I was rewinding the video to try to figure out when tf the switch was
@raditzace5 ай бұрын
7:52 is start of toxic dude
@Chrispoirier5 ай бұрын
lol same i was so confused
@soulreaper551235 ай бұрын
Wait, he was talking about two different people?
@literallylondonn5 ай бұрын
me too i was so confused
@SkyMoonbeam5 ай бұрын
Threats of suicide if the relationship ends is classic abuse and it can be really hard for someone to set boundaries in a scary situation. Good for you talking about this, and I think also the response to seek a professional because of lack of ability to help is an appropriate response. I've heard worse ways to respond to someone threatening self harm if a relationship ends.
@_soups5 ай бұрын
Call their bluff and tell them to put their money where their mouth is, they can miss me with that manipulative shit. Probably one of the worse ways to respond as you said but couldn’t care what happens after for people like that.
@Newt27995 ай бұрын
Being in a situation like that where someone’s basically holding themselves “hostage” threatening their own life is just the absolute worst feeling. Because once you’re in that situation there’s nothing you can really do. It’s easy to think you’d say “that’s not my problem” in that type of scenario, but when it actually does happen you feel a level of responsibility for that person. It’s truly terrifying, knowing what you say next may prevent or cause someone to do something horrible. Of course it sucks for the person feeling that way, but they really need to seek actual professional help, because I don’t think they understand the emotional torment they cause when then put that type of responsibility for their lives on someone else
@nowistime80705 ай бұрын
I am happy to say that I am at the age where if someone tried to guilt me into feeling that way (responsible for their actions) I would and could block them from my reality
@Cuil5 ай бұрын
It's a malicious tactic. They KNOW the emotional turmoil it causes, they know it'll make people want to stay, that's why they do it. I've known too many people like this and I dropped them like hot potatoes, and guess what? They're still kicking out there, living and breathing and hopefully have grown up and gotten professional help since then. It's scary the first few times you deal with people like that, but once you recognize what's going on? Just run.
@Newt27995 ай бұрын
@@Cuil Yeah it’s manipulative for sure, whether or not they realize it. I think in most cases it is safe to run like that because they won’t actually do anything. In my case unfortunately the person I was talking to actually had done something in the past and survived, so I had trouble taking that risk of running away.
@adisproject5 ай бұрын
Meh... It's their life so that's their choice. 2 girls already tried that with me and I was like : "i have other things to do, stop ruining my day". Nothing happened.
@fettuccinitortellini58305 ай бұрын
real. i told one of my exes i was gonna kms (i wasn’t faking it i really was suicidal and did attempt) but i still feel like shit telling her and making her feel responsible. it’s really weird when i see her bc she’s like one of 4 ppl who know and i just feel like a dick it’s so embarassing
@Dimmary5 ай бұрын
Even batman couldn't get this information out of me.
@huntercool22325 ай бұрын
I feel like we’ve all had someone in our lives who we let overstay their welcome at least once. Whether it be an old friend, ex-partner, or just some clingy acquaintance, we tolerated them just because we genuinely felt bad for them. But at the same time it’s also the worst because like Charlie said you feel like you’re in a hostage situation. Just know that it’s ok to say no and don’t ever feel like you’re forced to hang out with someone. People who truly care about you will always care also about your well-being.
@cariyaputta5 ай бұрын
Yeah I always say to them "NO", cease all contact, and say to myself "none of my business".
@leroytheconvoy7135 ай бұрын
Your comment has nothing to do with this video at all. Its an employee/employer issue, not "im feeling guilty about the friends i lost" bs.
@toshironikko5 ай бұрын
@leroytheconvoy713 the end of the video he was talking about a friend taking advantage of him
@IOLEVIOI5 ай бұрын
@@leroytheconvoy713 The last half of the video?
@barackobama61055 ай бұрын
@@leroytheconvoy713did you watched the second half of the video?
@deadstar49555 ай бұрын
1 month of gooning past deadlines
@butterednoodlegirl17385 ай бұрын
I'm glad you touched on the nuance of the situation and sorry to hear you've gone through something similar
@pi61415 ай бұрын
Chatgpt ass comment
@ChaoticallyPrivate4 ай бұрын
This is like overhearing one of your dads stories while he’s on the phone
@purpleranger59875 ай бұрын
If you tell someone “Hey can you call me?” Or “Can we talk?” When it’s not serious please ADD THAT IN! Say “Hey when you got a minute could you call me, nothing serious just whenever you get the chance”. Even if it’s slightly serious just say it as someone who runs a business you’re gonna get a faster response time and an honest non-stressed answer. I don’t even like it from my coolest employee to my best friend! “Hey when you have a minute can we talk?” FROM anyone! No one likes that! Unrelated cause this guys a freak but just a little life advice.
@24creeperkiller5 ай бұрын
I always just say their name with a period or I send ‼️‼️‼️HELP🚨🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️ and it seems to get their attention
@Asdayasman5 ай бұрын
I personally like the one-two of "can we talk? Don't worry it's nothing serious, just let me know when smile emoji" followed by a "I'm leaving you for your sister."
@hotel_arcadia5 ай бұрын
@@24creeperkiller"Pokemane. ‼️‼️‼️HELP🚨🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️
@MSinistrari5 ай бұрын
Last 'Can we talk?' I had was from my fiance. I was in the shower getting ready for work when he pokes his head in the bathroom with those three dreaded words. I'm rinsing the shampoo out all 'oookay?". He goes into how he's been thinking about this for a while, wasn't sure how to bring it up to me..etc.. and I'm thinking the absolute worst. Turned out he'd been watching a lot of cooking shows and was wanting to get into bread making, so since buying a bread maker is the sort of purchase we discuss together, that was his 'Can we talk'. I think I hit my target heart rate until he mentioned the bread maker. I chalk it up for how many times I've texted him 'we'll talk in the car' when something crazy silly happened at work and I'd rather just share the story than try to type it all out in text.
@purpleranger59875 ай бұрын
@@MSinistrari Yeah my wife knows I don’t like that this was only a few months ago days before our wedding and she says ‘I’m sorry but can we talk this has been bothering me and my parents for a while. I’m at my parents house whenever you’re ready.’ I go and her dad says ‘I’m sorry about all this’ then they all come out and she says ‘We need you to sign these papers…. I’m so sorry’ I just said what papers? They open the garage and it’s a Mercedes AMG G63 ‘Stronger than diamonds edition’ only 300 worldwide the G wagon was my dream car. I’m crying telling them thank you and saying how much I love them all. Then her dad says ‘Wait you both still have to sign this.’ It was papers to their house we were living in next to them in Bel Air and their other house in S.L.O. And SF. He said ‘You’re our son so everything we have is yours’ I came from a single mother who worked very hard and saved but grew up poor and didn’t have a good relationship with my dad so this made me cry. I never knew she and her family was this wealthy till I proposed she purposely hid it. Now I work for her father’s company and get to take my little sisters and mom who are from the same father on trips around the world for vacations. The oldest is 7 and youngest is 3 we’re only 24 but it’s like having kids. A week ago I had a SERIOUS nightmare that I was homeless and this was a dream. I’m just so grateful
@caityhime35105 ай бұрын
I know this is one comment among thousands but thank you for sharing your own story. That is an all too common situation young people on the internet experience from other individuals and it's very, very hard to deal with at the time even though in hindsight it is so easy to say "well I should have just blocked them." The s**cide baiting, the manipulation, the clinging-on -- it is so hard to handle and I really hope you sharing your story allows others (especially men) to feel less like they're weird for experiencing the same thing. As a woman I know I've dealt with it on many occasions over my youth but it's something that can happen to anyone and it's so difficult to get out of.
@gruelgoblin11695 ай бұрын
poop fart poiop buim bum
@FrankYammy5 ай бұрын
Are you a hot woman or no?
@Novsev90695 ай бұрын
I’ve had the same thing happened to me this girl she supposedly had a learning disability that’s what my friend told me and she would just keep texting me and wouldn’t leave me alone and if I didn’t respond sometimes she’d be like I’m so depressed I think I’ve been depressed since I was born and my mother just ran away I don’t know if she’s coming back and I’m only happy when I’m talking to you and then should be like I think you’re cute and she’d be like do you like me or wanna be my boyfriend and I’m like no and then she’d be like why not I would say I’m not attracted to you and we would do that again and again and again then she said something about nudes and I was like only send those to people you really trust not me you don’t know me I’m a stranger
@hoopslaa52355 ай бұрын
@@Joem2648 yeah true, but one gender very grossly imbalances the scales on the specific topic of divide baiting and self harm, that same gender is also VERY DAMN SIMILARLY, EXACTLY TO CORRECT MYSELF, doing the self harm thing ingeneral -not even for the threatening relationship for thing, just self harm to themselves. And we all know why they do it. It’s the same reason they paint their cars all pink at 50/60yrs old. The same reason 45 yr olds wear booty shorts and wear all pink clothing and such type styles. It’s because the attention well is never deep enough, it’s astonishing the greed and never ending lust and embarrassing 🙈 insecurity of attention seeking. When does it end? When do you get satisfied? When can you ever turn it off and act normal and not desperately clamor for attention still at 40/50/60 even 70 yrs old! It’s gross, you’re 40. I don’t need to comment on the 50/60s. There’s no debate, everyone’s gross at that age. Not sorry, because everyone is at that age. But for some strange reason one gender has the other outpaced by light years literally and generations length in categorizing and objectifying the rationality in attention and praise and being liked and cool and popular waaayyyy before 50/60yrs old. Folks, get a grip, it’s not even close to sexy, it’s gross. Not figuratively, literally you are gross. Nobody thinks you’re cool or sexy and attractive. Grow up, you’re 60. Get a grip
@AwfulWeather56845 ай бұрын
I’ve also been held virtually hostage by people online, who threaten their own lives if you don’t talk to them 24/7. It’s really an absolutely horrible feeling. And if it ever happens to me again, I’m gonna drop them a list of multiple helplines, and block them. Because I’m not going through that again…
@user-xs8im7jr9t5 ай бұрын
This might make me like a weirdo but I had that happen to me multiple times I usually just block them cuz its not really my problem
@nonameguy1555 ай бұрын
well if you block them, drop a list of headline phone numbers is fine but what about suicidal problems? (unrelated to the pokimane's situation) You should do the opposite, talk to them for several days and find another person to talk if you had enough suffering to talk with them
@bluey12575 ай бұрын
It's a manipulation tactic even if it's a subconscious one. Don't give in to it because then they can just heighten it to new levels everytime.
@Epsilonsama5 ай бұрын
@@nonameguy155 nah, not worth dealing with people like that. If someone tells me that I'm like go ahead and do it and then I block em.
@Soulful_Sorrow5 ай бұрын
@@nonameguy155Because it's not his responsibility. A lot of the time, people who threaten suicide if you don't talk to them are controlling you, intentionally or not, in a toxic friendship. If he doesn't feel like it's healthy for him to adopt other people's problems, then he doesn't have to.
@joesmo37222 ай бұрын
Just wait until she finds out why 90% of her audience watch her
@Copperyfoxx5 ай бұрын
Dudes need more friends they feel comfortable sharing sensitive stuff with. If this dude had one good friend, and ran this by him “I’m gonna tell her”, I’d like to think that friend would pull him back to reality.
@levithebaddest23695 ай бұрын
as a girl I would be glad that he told me so I could fire him immediately. It’s one thing to occasionally yoink off to a girl in your private time, but if you are doing it so much that you can’t meet deadlines and you’re also creepy enough to tell me, you gotta go
@archithrough5 ай бұрын
@@levithebaddest2369don't you worry she misspoke about some details that happen long time ago and cookies really hits her memories
@zorlockts57445 ай бұрын
Maybe dude was just joking around . Girls are have developed a strong sense of immunity to humor (specially risqué ones) so you have to be very npc dialogue when speaking to them
@Ninjaberry175 ай бұрын
@@zorlockts5744nah, brother. I think you’re being too charitable to this dude. Plus, most girls who you know personally, are pretty good with that type of humour or jokes in general, based off my experience.
@dommyboysmith5 ай бұрын
@@zorlockts5744except thats not even a funny "joke" for guys to tell their male bosses... Thats something you might say to your male best friend about why you havent dixed a dent on your car. Guy was definitely just being honest and weird.
@SorryImKindaShy5 ай бұрын
PSA: if someone ever threatens you with self harm or suicide because you stopped talking to them or whatever, please know that those behaviors are absolutely our choice and our choice alone. No one makes us hurt ourselves or take our own lives, that is 100% a choice only we as individuals have, no one else makes us do that. Ever. Do not feel like you are responsible for our well being, we are.
@sugabopp5 ай бұрын
yes indeed. tis a very selfish act
@thewanderer16185 ай бұрын
Someone did that to me once, I called the police to do a wellness check and then blocked them
@HannahRaeK5 ай бұрын
Pro tip, many police departments will send a Psychiatric Emergency Team (PET) to their location if you call and request it. Another tip is that you can request a 51/50, which is a 72-hour involuntary psychiatric hold.
@emmalynn8775 ай бұрын
100%. My advice is to always ignore messages like that. Don't even respond to tell them to get help, just do not reply because that's exactly what they want. They are not actually going to harm themselves, they're just trying to manipulate. Even on the very slim chance that they did harm themselves, it's their choice to do so and has nothing to do with us. Not my circus, not my monkeys. Leave them to it.
@Dice-Z5 ай бұрын
It's far more complex than that.
@speezy_hyde5 ай бұрын
"Polishing his sceptor"💀😂
@THEFISTOFTHESTONEDSTAR4205 ай бұрын
I died bro
@TrentSteeze5 ай бұрын
AS SOON AS i heard that part i scrolled upon this comment
@SarahElizabethRx5 ай бұрын
@@TrentSteezesame😂
@trixxiedixie68005 ай бұрын
The sceptre must be polished
@SuaveSkii5 ай бұрын
“Playing the skin flute” 😂😂
@kerc4 ай бұрын
I will never get tired of this man's eloquence.
@jdd10005 ай бұрын
The title made me think she called her fans poor again or had another scam come to light
@na3rial5 ай бұрын
Yea it’s intentional
@Binstabih5 ай бұрын
I do not think she was talking to a fan
@donventura21165 ай бұрын
Yeah, I was like damn what'd she do now?
@as36095 ай бұрын
I expect that's the only reason this video was made. Poki's 'people' have been upset that Charlie is talking shit, and to pay penance Charlie had to make a video that doesn't make Poki look like a POS.
@Jakey-The-Snakey5 ай бұрын
Shes kink shaming. L poki
@KassidyPhantom5 ай бұрын
Your story of that guy reminds me of an online friend I had. They have/had mental issues such as abandoment issues, BPD, anxiety disorders, etc. They were a pretty close friend in my friend circle. Fun to be around until they had one of their episodes. Over the years I felt bad for them and listened to their issues and tried helping them. There was one time they were planning on taking their life. I freaked out and was crying and contacting my friend circle trying to get help. Someone managed to get the cops to the friend's house. They were alive, but pissed the cops were called. There would be many breakdowns from them and me trying to help out. So many "I promise I changed! I'm seeing a new therapist!" that back into the usual messes. Years go by and, due to my own mental issues, fell into a deep depression of my own. And becauae of this I realized I'm not fit enough to help anyone else - not even myself. I had it. I broke things off with that friend. They got clingy and would make new accounts and try to talk to me through my other friends. My friends are well aware of these episodes and behaviors and my stance on it. I want nothing to do with this person. It was tough, but I'm glad I freed myself. Oh, also my mental health is amazing nowadays (due to many other reasons, not just this).
@damienperez77765 ай бұрын
Not trying to discredit if the other person had a mental illness but when im having depressive episodes I don't reach out to anyone because I already realize how much of a burden my mental health takes on me that I don't want to force that onto others. Person may just want companionship because they're lonely.
@Kratos_TM5 ай бұрын
Congrats for getting yourself through it! That's never easy. All we can do for the other person is hope they figured life out too
@TheGlenerd25 ай бұрын
Great that you got better man. The same stuff happened to me with my ex. Every time I'd breakdown from the emotional distraught it was always "I can change! I can stop right now!" (she was abusing drugs). Luckily at some point I came to my senses through other friends telling me to break things up. And like you said, it's always tough but the toughest situations make you grow and learn the most.
@kidscast58425 ай бұрын
@@damienperez7776for sure they do, but there is a way to ask without being clingy and respecting boundaries. The way this person kept making accounts and trying to push for contact when they clearly did not want it because it was just such an emotional tax especially given their own issues is just too much and this person was 100% right for breaking contact. Some people only tell you about all the wrong in their life and have no room for other subjects nor have any awareness and/or care of your boundaries.
@xnopyt-lmfao5 ай бұрын
too lazy to fill out a paragrph but uh idk good job dude
@babufits15845 ай бұрын
"Busting makes me feel good." - Ray Parker Jr
@CasualTomcat5 ай бұрын
Bro 💀
@p3talsdotpng5 ай бұрын
😭 I'm not gonna be able to listen to that song seriously ever again
@SUPERGAMER0315 ай бұрын
💀
@Kreamdawheat5 ай бұрын
I LOVE that you make these stories more well-known. Doing gods work. lmao
@TheNico20005 ай бұрын
Charlie’s diverse vocabulary for saying the dude was pleasuring himself to Pokimane is honestly impressive.
@AbyssWatch3r5 ай бұрын
polishing the scepter got me 💀
@kyovibe5 ай бұрын
choking the chicken
@blasketblacks22615 ай бұрын
Playing the skin flute was crazy
@TheNico20005 ай бұрын
@@Bfkcjscbsnjc Bro what
@TheNico20005 ай бұрын
@@BfkcjscbsnjcAre you genuinely okay?
@save_cats5 ай бұрын
Sorry I’m late Moist, I was cranking a few off to some of your older videos
@EnergeticSpark635 ай бұрын
hi
@Peein5555 ай бұрын
At least it wasn't two weeks
@save_cats5 ай бұрын
@@EnergeticSpark63 👋
@huntercool22325 ай бұрын
Pokimane not instantly firing the guy and still letting him work with her for months is probably the most shocking part about all this.
@BlackCatsXVII5 ай бұрын
She probably took it as a compliment, she a weirdo too. Why the fuck would you not fire him after that ?
@Shad0wmoses5 ай бұрын
well tbf charlie offers his own experience to rationalize her decision to do that. it was probably super creepy esp if its someone that she had built some rapport with to have him edit her stuff for several months. who knows what he would have done.
@Shad0wmoses5 ай бұрын
@@BlackCatsXVII brother did you not understand the point charlie was trying to make by telling his own story about that suicide guy?
@5Akecheta45 ай бұрын
@@BlackCatsXVII She didn't take it as a compliment, no sign did she at all
@AlexzandriaConder5 ай бұрын
Did you just not finish the video? He literally explains possible reasons why
@mrflintstoner17434 ай бұрын
Damn I'm sorry you had to go through that, ive had people use sewer slide to manipulate me into continuing to message them so i can relate.
@MrDagorad5 ай бұрын
pokimane's chat pretending like they dont do that with comments like "oh damn wtf is wrong with this guy"
@rakanabdullatif42085 ай бұрын
@UTubeTrollbusterForce using "troll" in your name automatically makes you the biggest tryhard ever lol
@GoofyGooberton175 ай бұрын
@@rakanabdullatif4208 ong spammers are so desperate😭
@nathanparker12465 ай бұрын
Or people could just like watching her streams.
@steakssndwich5 ай бұрын
What’s wrong with yoy
@NateS9175 ай бұрын
Right lmao
@liaojendyk91675 ай бұрын
Charlie's story of the guy who messaged him constantly reminds me of when I had a very similar situation on Xbox 360. Met a dude on Red Dead Online while playing with my friends and he seemed cool so when he sent a friend request I accepted it. At first it was just game joining requests and then it progressed to friendly chatter. But it quickly became this dude sending me voice messages over Xbox crying, pleading for me to get online and talk to to him (i started getting creepy vibes from him) otherwise he'd kick the bucket. It was and still is the strangest and craziest experienced I've had online involving someone I never actually met in real life.
@negomires27455 ай бұрын
ur a girl huh?
@Tawleyn5 ай бұрын
This person, and Charlie's person, were people were trying to either groom or scam you (and Charlie). Predators do this kind of stuff to younger people to try and lure them into doing whatever it is they plan. Sometimes it's just getting attention, sometimes it's far more sinister. Glad to hear that you (and Charlie) got out of those situations relatively unscathed. Weirded out, but okay generally. To anyone reading this, don't coddle someone who says they'll kill themselves. Offer them resources to get help and just move on with your life. 95% of the time, they're just doing it to manipulate you.
@ghost82145 ай бұрын
god i’m sorry you had to deal with that. the whole time he was talking about that and specifically the threats to end one’s life if he didn’t respond is SUCH a manipulative behavior. and the streamer… i feel so bad for her bc we know this culture and how misogynistic these spaces can be.
@kurrwa5 ай бұрын
haha there are many perverts hunting for young prey. stay away from weirdos right away. don't let them grab your attention or you gonna pay big price for it
@Void-Lizard5 ай бұрын
If someone ever tries to use suicide to guilt you into something, block them. You don't owe random people on your friends list your time and it's a bad situation if you dread talking to them every time you get a message or get online. For your own mental health, do not tolerate people saying they'll kill themselves if you stop talking to them or doing what they say.
@Nerdical.5 ай бұрын
I’m sorry hear to this, Charlie. Most comments aren’t taking what happened to you seriously. I’m glad that you got out of your situation because that is genuinely traumatic and I have also been a victim of something extremely similar.
@calilopez53615 ай бұрын
You most not listen to his podcast because he didn't take it seriously
@Alexander-xk2nb5 ай бұрын
He didn't get out of the situation... the guy became his bestfriend.
@HaloClips4BLN5 ай бұрын
@@Alexander-xk2nb you obviously miss the capacity to listen appropriately
@unendingpinelate9405 ай бұрын
i had to scroll for like 15 comments till i found something that was talking about the videos second half since everybodys fixated on the pokimane thing, which i dont really understand considering charlies thing is way more concerning. genuinely traumatic, yes, im happy he has gotten out of this situation. but i can vouch for the guy he was conversing with. a loneliness to this extreme that drives you to end yourself always operates illogically, what pushed him to not get professional help but continue texting charlie is one of those things that doesnt make sense. its not easily resolvable with a simple middle grounded "im sorry but i cant continue talking with you, go get help" thats just not it. its a lose lose situation, because charlie on the other end would clearly be too scarred and horrified to continue talking with the guy. the guy is too scarred and horrified to not continue talking with charlie. the declining frequency of his text probably indicate he got well, so i hope that hes alive. just my take on this.
@benjyboyy5 ай бұрын
@Rockstar.Games.Russiayou’ve got to be joking?
@Gstgameplay5 ай бұрын
The chat going “wow fr??? THATS CRAZY” all with one hand is pretty amazing
@michealadebz5 ай бұрын
Love how her chat is so appalled by it like they don’t wack the pole to her 24/7 themselves
@ceu1601935 ай бұрын
More that they have to pay for that content, while editor probably gets it for free.
@IZesty5 ай бұрын
@@ceu160193nah man editor gets paid and gets the content🤣🤣
@HelloKitty-iq8tt5 ай бұрын
@@ceu160193and a lot more
@nagual19925 ай бұрын
@@ceu160193 ???????? Pay?…..
@putent96235 ай бұрын
@@ceu160193and he gets more content
@LunarisLacrima5 ай бұрын
That personal anecdote is so real, I feel like most of us have had a some sort of run in like that with someone online that really needs a friend but they go about it in a very strange and obsessive way.
@TheSeventhChild5 ай бұрын
"Hey, is there a reason you haven't filed those TPS reports yet?" *Zipper noise*
@s0hlless5 ай бұрын
cant come in on the weekend cause too busy jerkin it to kung fu movies
@ShaunForbes-my7vh5 ай бұрын
@@s0hlless😂
@Bobthesnob3914 ай бұрын
Office space is great. “Yeeeeaaahhhh, I’m gonna need you to come work over the weekend.”
@g4ur1b0y2 ай бұрын
I'm really sorry you had to go through that man :( my ex was like that , and now that I'm away, things still haven't been so great