How Can Someone Be This Dumb

[@ghlutton7971]

The craziest thing is he called the cops and has that smirk on his face like he's about to bust this guy for lying about white rice.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

[@alligatorbodyslam8241]

It's the smug face of a guy who's about to get fined for wasting police time. Only they get to waste their time.

[@voltta9125]

i love

[@thebloxconductor1870]

@@MbitaChizi ok I wont

[@Memper]

@@MbitaChizi ok i won't either

[@Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew]

He's the kind of person to unironically say "You think someone would go on the internet and tell lies?".

[@stonecoldsteveaustin9353]

their logic always being "what reason would someone have to lie about that?" 😂

[@aClownBaby-]

Classic

[@ChewyChicken589]

Shouldn't it be unsarcastically, not unironically?

[@snowgrave2475]

@@ChewyChicken589 in this case it'd be unironically. As the joke comes from an episode of Arthur, where someone genuinely didnt understand that concept. So in this case, the genuine-ness makes it seem morr unironic.

[@mirasand7322]

I laughed

[@ta13s93]

This is like paying a dude to mow your lawn then once he's done being all "I want my money back. I could've mowed my lawn."

[@RestoreTechnique]

I want my money back, I've been told that sheep eat the grass for free!

[@daisysabashed9661]

Lawnmower??? I watched Charlie in the chocolate factory! I know i can just eat it!

[@AwkwardAndo]

"I want my money back, the grass grew back" -probably this guy

[@MollyHJohns]

Exactly oml

[@sethiddings7293]

I heard if you leave rice on your lawn it mows itself!

[@katchupmachined1914]

As someone in customer service I feel this. Had a woman come up to me recently asking if something was on sale. I asked where she saw a sale price so I could find out and she says that there wasn’t one, she just figured they’d be on sale. She gets annoyed at me calmly telling her that unless someone changed the price in the system for no reason and told NOBODY, then it wasn’t on sale. She asks me how I could know for sure and having no way to do that I just tell her to go through a self checkout and cancel if it wasn’t on sale. She tells me TO MY FACE that I’m not very helpful, walks off, tells my coworker that I’m bad at my job, and then walks back and tells me “They aren’t on sale just so you know.” YES! I KNOW! THATS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU! YOU CAN’T JUST MAKE UP A SALE AND THEN GET UPSET WHEN IT DOESN’T EXIST!

[@AllHailDiskordia]

"Hello, i would like to have an argument"

[@Narusasu98]

Good grief....

[@MathieuDuval]

​@@AllHailDiskordia That's pretty much it, some people's are either bored or just want to start an argument to vent the anger that they got from home or work problems that they cant react to without consequences. Or they just want to argue for the sake of arguing.

[@leostenson4476]

I totally felt this

[@MoralesCorner]

That's crazy and also a lesson. Next time just say "No ma'am" and walk away as if you were very busy. You know, working and that.

[@KatsyFNF]

It's like the person who told this guy that rice fixes phones is like his most trustworthy informer, he'd die for that man.

[@sosmooth13]

That’s what makes this funny. Like Charlie said, people like him and his generation get roasted all the time for that kind of thing on the internet and I actually thought they settled down. As soon as he said he talked to someone about that method, I was like ohh no, they’ve resurfaced.

[@goodolgeering4509]

i find it hilarious cause the moment this happens again and he uses rice and it doesnt work the friend that told him it would is going to be in this exact situation

[@pokmon987]

for the college students out there, Othello and Iago

[@NotStarsAligned]

Wait it doesn’t fix the phone, unbelievable.

[@KatsyFNF]

@@NotStarsAligned WHAT THE HOW R U HERE

[@klaytonb9609]

"White rice does not repair an electrical connection that's damaged." "How do you know what was wrong with it?" "Because I went through it, looked at it, and found the problem" "You didn't need to" Dude... This guy is possibly the most intelligent man alive.

[@manictiger]

Oh man, so not even the "remove battery, dry it out and wipe it down with alcohol" method would work. Actually vaporized a part of the circuit during a short.

[@whitykitty2651]

Most people would just say thank you and pay the guy but alas

[@klaytonb9609]

@@manictiger that usually happens when you try to turn it on or plug it in while it's still wet. If your phone gets wet and you want the biggest chances you can get to save it then you do the following; Do not turn it on. Do not plug it in. Remove the battery immediately if your phone allows it. Set in a warm dry place, preferably in the sun, like a window sill or something. I've saved a couple phones by doing that. My gfs Xbox was completely submerged in a flood so I had her do these things and even to my surprise it booted up a couple weeks later with no issues. Both her controllers and her laptop were ruined though. She had to replace those.

[@donnylurch4207]

@@klaytonb9609 Thank you for the advice. I saved my original flip phone after it took a short ride in the washing machine by removing the battery and submerging the whole thing in rice. Keep in mind: This only works for fresh water! I later walked into the ocean with my next phone in the pocket of my trunks, and there was no saving that from the salt left behind.

[@klaytonb9609]

@@donnylurch4207 you're welcome, personally I doubt rice helps at all really. I never used rice I just did the steps I listed whenever I got my phone wet. Like I said though, it's not a guaranteed fix. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. It depends on the build quality of the technology in question as well as how quick you are at these steps, as well as if there was an electrical signal sent through it while wet. That'll blow connections if that does happen.

[@the.daily.double7028]

A man smiling like that during an argument should never be trusted to begin with

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

Yeah this guy looks like he doesn't have anything better to do with his life.

[@Yea___]

yuck my dad does that

[@Cobra-yo7fx]

@Yea, you shouldn’t talk to your dad forever.

[@h8thebritish522]

@@Cobra-yo7fx You shouldn’t give advice online.

[@bece00]

@@Cobra-yo7fx you are so weird why did you tell 2 separate commenters not to talk to their dad like thats not an insane thing to tell a stranger

[@danielthemaniel7934]

This is like going to a movie theater, buying a ticket for a movie, watching the movie, leaving the theater, driving home, and then coming back the next day threatening to call the cops because the movie was on Netflix.

[@Stillreal312]

😂

[@sammorrow2618]

even worse - it’s like your friends suggesting it might be on Netflix, when it isn’t even on there 🤣

[@vicvalour7831]

​@@sammorrow2618 when you have 7 streaming platforms but it's on Netscape explorer premium for some reason

[@dan-bz7dz]

@@sammorrow2618 Exactly. White rice or any rice does not repair water damage

[@qui-gontimtherandomraptor1072]

It's more like instead of the movie being on Netflix it's the movie being free on a pirating website

[@andrewnguyen6846]

The tech guy is wrong, Ken's glasses grants him +5 intelligence and his leather jacket increases his speech check by 25%

[@RaggedDan]

super comment +5 Caps

[@captaindein33]

Jeremy Piven *

[@t2av159]

Sounds like a mod. Thats not included in the base game

[@nimrodery]

@Kavetion who?

[@unhingedtank3581]

@Kavetion who asked lmfaooooo

[@swiftyxrd]

"Just wait till the cops get here" You caught me detective, looks like I'm going to liar's jail.

[@michaeldimare3786]

I sure hope I don’t have to go up to the witness stand

[@briarmason8737]

Nice ProZD reference

[@baraness24]

"THAT'S A PSP!!!1!!1!1"

[@PBI45]

@RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) sanest Anglo Saxon

[@kuszanz6553]

@RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) poor British man hope you get cured soon

[@NamePending878]

I love how his brain literally broke when the employee said "exactly". Man literally just disproved his own point

[@ivorysisco9467]

And didn’t even realize it until the “exactly”

[@TilDrill]

no it was kinda helping his point since the employee said something which was obviously wrong ("the earth is flat") and the npc douchebag said "many people would tell me it isn‘t" which would mean that "many people" would be in the right here and the employee was lying. But on a higher level where it is just "many people disagree with the employee" it would kinda make sense for the employee but still not a great point to make from him.

[@siddiq069]

yeah

[@krazualtera391]

@@TilDrill glad you made this point so i don't have to rott my brain out trying to figure out which words to say this with. Lol

[@canadianbluepants9446]

@@TilDrill yeah but its funny how the guy literally just broke thinking hes wrong even tho the point he made was good for the customer lol

[@JoshuaAndres]

“You’re telling me a SHRIMP fried this rice?”

[@shelby5809]

you're telling me a french this fry?

[@510tuber]

@@shelby5809 You're banned from contributing to jokes for a month

[@Cornin33]

“Bird flu? Yeah they… they tend to do that”

[@night-v5258]

Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does!

[@calicobagels]

Apartment complex? I find it quite simple.

[@ArcticSurvivor17]

“It’s incredibly difficult to argue with a smart person. It’s impossible to argue with a stupid person.”

[@_marou_]

"The biggest waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who doesn't care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on discussions that make no sense. There are people who, for all the evidence presented to them, do not have the ability to understand. Others who are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and the only thing that they want is to be right even if they aren't."

[@jessicastoker8932]

The thing I always dislike from this (entirely true) statement, is that it's difficult to argue with smart people for completely different reasons. Smart people - if they know what they're talking about, being smart doesn't make you an all-knowing expert of all things - it's difficult to argue with them because they're almost certainly right, and if you're arguing with them, it's because you BELIEVE they aren't... even if you KNOW they are. With stupid people, it's just... trying to come up with the right analogy or logic-puzzle to trick them into agreeing with you based on logic or an argument they already tried to use on you, and making them REALIZE that's what you/they did. It's trying to take an intrinsic fact, and bring it way, way down to their level, and then get them to accept it. Like tricking a dog to eat a pill in some cheese, because you can't possibly convince them that they need it. Sorry, this subject matter just... resonates with me.

[@IslayToMuch]

Not really yah just get some one stupider. There alway greener grass some where.

[@southpineshooligan]

Because people with intelligence dont argue.

[@BlakJak206]

Arguing with a fool is like playing chess with a pigeon. It doesn't matter how masterfully tutored you've been in the theory, how sound your thinking and strategy is, or how good you are at the game in general, the pigeon is always going to knock over the chess pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

[@bardenhick2121]

So sad to see how far Jeff Goldblum has fallen off, he kept asking if he could fix his phone with rice and didn’t stop to think if he should

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

[@AttemptedVoices]

He didn’t see because he didn’t WISH to see… *AH!*

[@JJ66773]

His career went to crap after Jurassic World dominion

[@aidanfoley6463]

@@JJ66773 You’re joking right?

[@ctrlgained]

This is like the equivalent of breaking a bone, going to a doctor, getting a cast put on, and returning the next day to complain that they didn’t just use a bandaid.

[@godnotavailable2094]

It's like social anxiety in reverse. Some people get bad service and avoid complaining so that they can just move on with their day. Then there's this guy.

[@joshcline8764]

@@godnotavailable2094 Well said.

[@rikacanon87]

brown bandaid or cartoon bandaid!

[@epicratlord7780]

clear bandaid or fabric bandaid

[@tristianbenson9307]

Square bandaid or circle bandaid

[@qyrul]

Rice is very absorbent so the reason it worked for few cases of people phones getting water damage, was because it could have been completely submerged or not, but it was barely in the water for 30 seconds if that, that’s the reason the rice works for those phones, since the water hasn’t had time to get into every circuit and fry every motherboard, this is also the reason restaurants have rice in their salt shakers, to keep the salt dry and to keep the salt from clumping up

[@sonofsparda657]

fun facf, water itself isnt necessarily damaging to electronics, all the lime, and other minerals in the water that attack and stick to the circuitery is what does it. if you submerge a phone in distilled water and then wait for it to dry out completely before firing it up, itll most likely be just fine.

[@Caffeine_Addict_2020]

Well no - rice isn’t particularly absorbent - if you leave your phone out on the counter more water will be absorbed into the air then if you stuff it in a bag of rice. Even desiccants, which are designed to suck water out of things dont absorb more water than the air. Why? Because desiccants/rice suck in water, but the water stays in the rice/desiccant. If you leave your phone out on the table, dry air is constantly blowing over your phone. Its the difference between putting a glass of water in a sealed box with a towel, and constantly wiping it down with new, disposable paper towels

[@Caffeine_Addict_2020]

@@sonofsparda657eh, not really. There will be tons of contaminants/salts on the circuit board you’re submerging your electronics in, so while THEORETICALLY you can do that, PRACTICALLY your phone will blow up 999 times out of 1000. But generally, if you let your electronics dry out for a week before turning them on/plugging them in, they’ll be fine, but thats different

[@linuxd]

only a specific kind of rice is absorbant. you're better off sticking your phone on an air conditioner vent. AC is a big dehumidifier. Rice doesn't necessarily work the way people say it does

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

​@@linuxduncooked rice, of any type, is absorbent. But not every problem with microelectronics is fixed by drying them off. If a pin is shorted to ground that may either cause a malfunction... or it could cause a transistor or other component within the chip to burn out. The temporary short will be 'fixed' with the rice trick, but the latter issue will not. It's like thinking replacing your brakes will fix your car. Sure it will... If your brakes were the problem to begin with, but it won't do squat if your alternator is smoked.

[@TehwombatJS]

As someone who used to do phone/laptop repairs 99% of the time the rice thing doesn't really work. The amount of laptops I had to replace a part/parts on with rice all over the inside is hilarious. The amount of water that rice would potentially save you from isn't enough water to usually kill whatever you're trying to save if you just got the water off normally and let it dry. Also this type of costumer is insanely common because of how much value people put into their phones and laptops. The amount of "can you move my repair to the front of the line, my phone is my life" me and my co workers heard. Like bro everyone says that.

[@Yanzdorloph]

for next time, how much should I tip to get my phone or laptop fixed as a priority ?

[@jmcc8718]

Just to let everyone know, dont argue with these type of people, walk away and ignore them they like to argue, even when they're wrong they're right it's called narcicism (let the comment below be a lesson on these type of people, where in my original comment did I refer to this cashier, I said " to let everyone know") as I said, some people like to debate and purposely misunderstand you

[@ZariLutus]

@@jmcc8718 guy couldnt exactly walk away from him when the dude was in his shop

[@theyloveyoumax]

I used to hate that working in customer service people thinking they’re entitled to be moved to some sort of “priority” because they asked nicely like you don’t see people say some magic words in a mcdonalds drive thru and suddenly cruise past everyone else in line and get their food, you aren’t on your phone with customer service while waiting and ask them to drop whatever they’re doing and instantly tend to you, don’t think it works here and don’t think you’re an exception you’ll be handled when they get to you and those people who come in after the store already closed and begs their way in 🤦🏽‍♂️ the store isn’t boobytrapped with bombs at night its not gonna blow up overnight just come back tomorrow and let the employees get home safely

[@theyloveyoumax]

@@Yanzdorloph I don’t think that’s how it works lol

[@Zeski10Speed]

This guy is going to need a lot of rice to dry out his tears when everyone starts making fun of him 😭

[@CLuB_Z]

PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@colbstah2559]

HA😭😭

[@jameslewis2132]

jajajajja well maybe he shoulda got some white rice instead of crying

[@jadenblackerby3325]

Not just any rice, white rice

[@Zeski10Speed]

@@jadenblackerby3325 idk man brown might work too

[@hadlierose]

I've met guys like this before, they're so convinced that they're in the right that they'll say and do some of the dumbest things. It's pure entitlement.

[@fuzzywumble]

I work in retail. This is the kind of guy that swears up and down that I messed up his order and how dare I say he's wrong. I show them the P.O. and it's the same as the receipt and he STILL says I'm wrong. I just say "i'm sorry I can't help you then. You can go somewhere else." when I start with the next customer, they just look shocked and mortified. that look brings me joy :)

[@ummwhodidnt]

That’s not entitlement that’s ignorance. Ora combination of both. Maybe he’s an expert on something so he thinks technology fixes are just going to be the same. Black or white no inbetween

[@KnittedSister]

How dare physics not bend to his will!

[@mushyroom9569]

Don’t you start treating “entitlement” the same way this guy treats rice. Entitlement has no relevance here any more than rice has relevance to broken phones.

[@TheUnstableNutcase]

@@mushyroom9569 You need to look up the definition of entitlement

[@MilesJ.]

“You have said three different things since you’ve stood here.” 💀 The employee is destroying him.

[@puffyeato]

i guess

[@GalanofTaa-rw8dk]

​@@puffyeatogood one

[@porkins-84]

@@GalanofTaa-rw8dkno u

[@shadowzgamer6540]

If I get a compound fracture will white rice fix it? It will right?

[@porkins-84]

@@shadowzgamer6540 Nah that’s a bad idea, I tried breaking my arm last night to test out white rice, wouldn’t exactly say it worked out.

[@VoidySan]

I could absolutely never work in customer service like this. You guys out there working jobs like this are fuckin incredible and I respect that capability in you all.

[@JucieBucie]

I work repairing phones and boy I hate it. Definitely don’t recommend

[@VoidySan]

@@JucieBucie Gods peed, soldier.

[@DiamondHoe]

@@VoidySan gods peed 😳

[@lambsaucehunter9316]

The worst part about customer service is the customer

[@joem.3124]

@@VoidySan when it rains

[@MrZachtheKingsfan]

After working 8 years in customer service, the amount of times customers have claimed that they will call the cops is more than I can remember. The amount of times they actually did call the cops was twice. Both times the customer got scolded by police for wasting their time.

[@roberttucker36]

@RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) someone's discovered new words didn't they

[@Deeyenen]

@RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) Here we call them charous and darkious Get with the times boomer

[@saltiney8578]

@RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) woah dont cut yourself on that edge there

[@Deeyenen]

@@saltiney8578 its a bot bru🤣

[@sebastianwendl603]

@@Deeyenen He has a minifesto and it's written like a 3rd grade pamphlet. MF's so bad at propaganda, his comment section is hillarious :D

[@freddymcshreddy6586]

I didn’t fully piece together how stupid this was until you said that “he did his job and he did it well, and the customer STILL complained and got into an argument with him”

[@See_through866]

You mean to tell me that even as the guy started complaining about fucking rice you still didn’t understand Understandable

[@carlosbeltran9059]

@@See_through866 i had the same thought, why'd you need charlie to say that so you can understand the situation haha

[@See_through866]

@@carlosbeltran9059 it trips me out I swear 😭

[@orionorama]

@@carlosbeltran9059 It happens, dude. Funny enough, the chemical meat blobs in our heads mess up from time to time and obvious details can be missed.

[@dogegang7743]

@@orionorama lol

[@grimreaper686]

The "white rice hack" got passed around a lot and somewhere it changed from what is true that the dry rice soaks up water off your phone and turned into the legendary all purpose white rice that can repair circuits and connections lol

[@adamwest8711]

He tells his 5 friends how he owned the guy at the phone store. In return, he’s shown to be a total muppet to 32,000 people and counting.

[@nvrmind1497]

Don't diss Muppets like that

[@superskunkygrow]

@@nvrmind1497 how about a fackin mug

[@truckmastxr6805]

Make that 138k plus 😭

[@halodragonmaster]

174k and counting

[@baafe]

188k and counting

[@josemoreno6711]

I'm a service advisor at a muffler shop, we get people like this pretty often, they ask us to do the work and when they see the price tag they are all of a sudden experts on exhaust systems and know a guy who can do it cheaper. We pride ourselves on our work but also in our ability to tell those customers to fuck off because we are the best in our area, we take zero bullshit from these people. It's the first job I've had where I feel I have power againt customers.

[@DjLXiX]

"Good labor isn't cheap, Cheap labor isn't good."

[@Weird3nSky]

@@DjLXiX "good, cheap, fast. Pick two."

[@VotePaineJefferson]

This customer is an absolute IDIOT. I see people like this every day.

[@Bandrik]

THIS is how it SHOULD be. Companies should EMPOWER their employees so they can fire the customer. I wish more places were like your shop. Hell yeah.

[@myview5840]

My experience working in a garage was, i've taken it everywhere, my mate kev can't fix it, its broke but i've only got 50 quid. See ya bud

[@emilu8214]

Pro tip for these situations: turn into a robot and just keep dodging the conversation. All you have to do is keep saying "Yes, how can I assist you further?" or something like that. They'll get mad that you're not arguing with them and eventually they leave or just demand a corporate number

[@Tangerine_Music]

Defaulting to robot mode always gets you out of any argument fr

[@HenryC04]

Repeating I’m very sorry for the inconvenience sir/ma’am is my go to whenever some idiot customer is yelling at me

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

[@meusana3681]

Can confirm, does work. I just go into limbo mode "sir if you have a complaint please blah blah...." If he then asks a completely unrelated question or wants further help "sir if you have a complaint please blah blah blah..." Based on your comment, from now on I'm calling this getting put in the robot zone,

[@Chinshellbuford]

Hmmmm 🤔 interesting

[@NinjaElectroYoutuber]

1:28 Saul Goodman + Jeff Goldblum

[@jordanwilliams1447]

“White rice, brown rice Jesus Christ Even wild rice” Damn, Charlie spitting bars

[@CLuB_Z]

(turn on the beat) "WHITE RICE BROWN RICE JESUS CHRIST EVEN WILD RICE" *mic drop*

[@victora1804]

@Kavetion get a life 1k+ comments of the same thing smh

[@MilesSmileZ]

Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice

[@R-H-B]

Dirty soda, spike lee, white girl, iced tea, fully loaded AP

[@noahbartlett1296]

Using his own name I see lol

[@chaimeu]

I'm still surprised people act like this in public with the existence of the internet and being one camera phone away from being publicly humiliated

[@notaspy1227]

What's up with KZbin and racist bots? Did someone release an AI?

[@AJ-nh9qm]

These bots…..wtf

[@TyrannusHF]

@@notaspy1227 and rapist bots apparently wtf

[@obiwanjaco]

@fours04 🇬🇧 (the second account) W

[@tud5200]

@@notaspy1227 It's about what attracts the most attention. If all the bots were spamming "I love blue flowers", nobody would give them attention. But if they spout racist bullshit, some 14 year old blue haired girl will be sure to click on their profile or reply.

[@Maxisamo1]

The sad part is how young this guy is, you'd think he'd be 80 years old with how ignorant he is about technology, but he doesn't look older than 50

[@bknighty28]

Charlie couldn't think of it but he looks like jeff goldblum

[@Saadkhan-th4bz]

@@bknighty28 Broooo yess!! That's what I thought! He doesn't look like Jeff that much but a 100% talks like him. Like, he has the same speech mannerisms.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

[@rushpatriot2866]

You're giving gen x too much credit. They hate change and the unknown plenty of them are ignorant of tech even from the mid 2000s because of it.

[@benshaw255]

@@bknighty28 budget goldblum

[@uglebeffus]

there was such a simple response from the worker that i don't understand why it was never asked.. "You told me white rice wouldn't work. I came all the way here for you to fix it and I didn't need to." "Okay, so why did you come down then?"

[@digitalclown2008]

Normalize kicking people like this out of stores. They don't deserve service.

[@SmallScorestreak]

If it’s a local business I’m like 80% sure you can kick people out for being general nuisance

[@JosePerez1220]

@@SmallScorestreak any business secondly has a right to refuse service

[@rageintothelight]

​@@JosePerez1220 this is true but according to my boss there is fear they will sue us for discrimination..for real he believes when I kicked some dumb ass kids out for stealing that I was in the wrong because they wrote some Google review about getting kicked out for stealing..we are living in a backwards ass clown world

[@hunterlg13]

@@rageintothelight America is a wonderful place. "Customer is always right" Say that to any mcdickalds worker with a straight face.

[@TheMightyGoldenWest]

@@SmallScorestreak you absolutely can and if they don't leave you can call the cops

[@herminbean]

He's like Jeff Goldblum playing the part of an insufferable prat

[@drdudeman8]

Thats what it is omg I haven't been able to put my finger on it lol

[@mrvalveras]

I came to the comments to type this! You are so right!

[@nettlecider]

@@mrvalveras same xD

[@shtproductions3097]

I'm not sure why, but Tom Kenny popped into my head. Maybe it's the glasses

[@henrygrandpagobbleblobber6751]

Hasn't Goldblum been playing that part over a few years already with those annoying rental advertisements?

[@caleb7674]

I worked in retail and I've seen this type many times. He knows he's wrong, he's looking to wear you down talking in circles by "being right" because he wants a discount or free service.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

[@testedhawk]

Same here, worked at Best Buy for a little bit, it's amazing how fucking stupid some people make themselves look for a free item. It's a little sad how quickly they sacrifice their dignity for something that won't happen

[@Tots06108]

10 Years at Best Buy and Geek Squad. These types are the worst of the worst. Bottom Feeders

[@TK2692]

Yeah, they're like the people who go to checkout at a place like Walmart or Target, and get mad and insist that an item was on sale and harass the cashier to try to get them to reduce the price. Fuck working in retail.

[@MrAnarchyMarine]

People that need to be right, speak in circles.

[@JamesBiggar]

The idea is that rice is supposed to act like a desiccant and a'd'sorb moisture from the phone. But there's a big difference between adsorb and absorb, and even if it dries the phone internally, it still doesn't guarantee anything will work. Water is a conductor. If it leaks to the point of shorting out circuits, then arcing happens, things that shouldn't get energized are energized, voltage spikes happen in components that can't handle it, and the result is actual physical damage.

[@Waterz0Nine]

I agree

[@gardog9992]

As a repair tech: this dude is one of literally 1000s of people I've dealt with. As a little fact for yall... rice only works if the water has not gotten into the device itself. Like if you drop it in a very shallow puddle and pick it up right away, where the water doesn't get further than the charge port. Even then it's not 100%. Water damage repairs need actual equipment and knowledge to fix.

[@Corninthesky]

What if it’s a piss phone? Like if a guy named Jerma were to piss on the phone?

[@shibahyperion7635]

This!!! When I see customers who walked into my TMobile store, people who were doing that mostly just got rice all over the innards of the phone and did more harm than good.b

[@bknight3391]

I spilled tap water on a laptop once, and ended up with actual mineral deposits on the mobo lmao. I'm sure white rice would have fixed it though, the guy who took it apart and properly cleaned it definitely scammed me.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure the rice trick only "works" on occasion because it keeps people from using their wet phones and shorting a circuit. The rice doesn't do anything itself (and the little rice particles probably aren't good) but if you're lucky and got your phone turned off in time, it might prevent ya from making anything worse!

[@W1se0ldg33zer]

Yes and you'd be right but you don't want to be arguing about it with the customer no matter how stupid they are. The object is to make them happy so they come back for repeat business and that they don't go tell ten people about the bad experience they had with you. Because that's exactly what happens - on average customers will tell ten people they had a bad experience with you. And it'll be like ten years later when they retell their bad experience.

[@F00dstamp96]

I'm in IT and while thankfully i never had an issue like that come up i've known other IT guys/repair guys who have. What you do is explain the issue in super detail, being as verbose as possible. If they want to act stupid and disrespectful... make them feel stupid in a professional manner.

[@biggiechungus784]

This is the way. I've had so many customers try to argue with me about shit they know literally nothing about 😂 walking them through why they're wrong step by step usually shuts them up... Until you get someone who refuses to accept that they're wrong

[@jootpepet]

Exactly. I thought both of them were stupid. This was too easy to refute without dragging it out to the point where cops get called lol

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

[@ChiodosBlowsDogs]

Zero layman's terms were heard that day.

[@sexylazercatwizard]

@@ItzMalick this is way better than the annoying bots, so I actually checked out the channel. Not for me personally but I respect the grind and the manner of your comment. Good luck

[@wintermintmojo2418]

“Im not an expert so Im gonna defer to the guy that is” As a former IT pro turned Dev you might be shocked to learn how many people will come to you for your expertise. Tell you how much they arent a “techie” them proceed to not follow any instructions and tell you all the things that definitely should fix the issue and what 100% caused it.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

[@foreverfizz8]

What's your take on the white vs brown rice debate that's been taking the nation by storm?

[@CaptainCrackSparrow]

I can tell just by how you type you're a white rice denier.

[@Saibellus]

im the sort of person who tells the hairstylist to just go off because i don't even trust my own opinion on what haircut i want. to be so confident about something that isn't even a matter of personal preference is baffling to me.

[@skatterpro]

Oh man, I know your pain all too well. I'm a dev. In security. The consequences of people's inability to take in advice makes me nasueous.

[@LiterallyJustAFish]

Ken’s the kind of person to get mad at someone for getting mad at him for throwing rocks at them.

[@R0MULUS97]

Customer service workers are the unsung heroes of this world. They deserve sainthood if they can keep their sanity and decency after working w/ ppl. for more than a year.

[@emoment1088]

Certainly meets the "Must perform two public miracles" requirement.

[@worldisfilledb]

Customer service is the easiest job in the country lol

[@jamesoliver9278]

@@worldisfilledb -a guy who has never worked in customer service

[@worldisfilledb]

@@jamesoliver9278 crying over dumb customers? Yeah I’ll leave that to the women and dorks lol enjoy bro

[@O2F2]

@@worldisfilledb Leave it to the women huh? Like I haven't heard that before. 🥱

[@HAZUisHere]

This man seems to have a lot of time on his hands just to go back to the store, argue and be petty with a possibly underpaid employee who HELPED him with his problem.

[@recondolaidy-slayer8468]

If your going to argue with Pinguinz0 your gonna have a big problem, your a chump partner

[@daddy.depresso7612]

@@recondolaidy-slayer8468 ????

[@doggodigger]

@@recondolaidy-slayer8468 he was talking about the man in the video

[@sousas6761]

@@recondolaidy-slayer8468 🤓🤓

[@bensoncheung2801]

444 👍

[@Shadowwizardmoneygang-_]

This is like going to a restaurant, ordering the most expensive item on the menu, going back home, and then realize the next day that you could have made food at your house instead of going to a restaurant and then going back to said restaurant to complain.

[@peterk.2108]

yeah, cuz it's the restaurant's fault, omni man

[@microsoftsamreloaded3558]

What was the name of that place in Bordeaux, the one with the chocolate pastrie thingies?

[@Orpheus4100]

@@microsoftsamreloaded3558 beignets?

[@xWhackoJacko]

It's not 'like' that; thats EXACTLY what this is lmao. You fixed it but I couldve fixed it myself with the magic of rice. What the fuck, dude?!

[@FriendlyAC130Online]

@@Orpheus4100 eh I’d find beignets in Louisiana not France. Think he means Pierre Mathieu, bakery in Bordeaux

[@th3t3mp3st]

As a person who works in fast food/customer service, yeah. Shit's fucked up and absolutely barbaric. It's crazy, no matter how many times you explain something to someone they wont understand 💀

[@stupidmangoz]

It's just humiliation and refusing to take the L. I could hear a single, straight forward sentence but my autism is so severe(or was) that I couldn't put together what they meant or spat out whatever response I did without trying to process it first. I had the decency to just take the embarrassment especially cus I wasn't an asshole most of the time, just being dumb.

[@strangedemonchild3911]

The sad thing is, we all know deep down that he probably knows his complaint is irrational, and that he's just trying to raise enough hell to pressure the staff/manager into giving him something for free.

[@problematicpunk]

fuck yes

[@zeening]

200% that is what i said, he's just being an intentional shitlord because he wants a refund after getting his phone fixed

[@NikeaTiber]

"Sir, my employee repaired an electrical connection that had been damaged when your phone short-circuited from being wet. The law protects you from scams, not from being a dumbass."

[@vlo4829]

@@NikeaTiber Not to mention, if you go to a professional to have repair work done, there is no payment loophole that says "If you could have done it yourself, it's free".

[@gyroman567]

I hate people that do this so much, when I worked in fast food we had this woman come in and complain that her food wasn't fresh after she let it sit for like 3 hours, like no shit it isn't fresh you dumb fuck

[@DivineCircusPeanut]

"I don't care what you did I want the truth" *Gives him the truth* "No, I want the truth that says I'm right >:("

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

[@thewildareatcg]

@@ItzMalick I guarantee that absolutely nobody is going to look at your channel.

[@Smenchevieve]

@@thewildareatcg No point responding, he's just botting it up on all the comments. I hope his channel gets taken down

[@thewildareatcg]

@@Smenchevieve fair, KZbin’s gotta do something about these bots

[@morpheusFromZion]

That sounds like Trump supporter logic.

[@Khy._]

That mocking "exactly" kills me EVERY TIME. As a previous frontline retail worker you see this ALL THE TIME. Someone who's so falsely confident in themselves that they have what we call the "doubter's smile" from a mile away.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

[@Khy._]

@@ItzMalick no

[@therainenetwork3510]

This guy is the kind of person who would wake up his family to tell them that he is going to sleep.

[@SubjectDelta20]

When the tech guy said "I could tell you the world is flat". I totally expected a guy like Ken to be like, "What are you talking about...the world *IS* flat" And tech guy is like "Ok, this all makes sense now."

[@nazatalitulus9601]

​@andrewbunch1474did you imagine yourself won or you made the ultimate sacrifice in that 😞?

[@ss3nm0dn4r8]

@@nazatalitulus9601 no it means he decided not to bring the gun to school

[@khit007]

I like how he says "No it's round" you can tell he just loves to argue it doesn't even matter about what

[@scotthewitt258]

You believe there is a world?

[@cybore213]

Despite what it looks like on the internet, flat earthers are few and far between. But there are still too many of them.

[@barthvader4316]

It’s hard to win a argument against a smart person, but impossible to win with a Facebook Dad.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑 😒 😤 ...

[@zegobot9674]

Correction penguinZ fans suck and I am the greatest person ever

[@slurpingmario8006]

Nah you mean argument, I could definitely beat this guy in a fight

[@a_randomuser4]

argument/debate*

[@kylevernon]

It’s impossible to even get into a debate with a Twitter/Reddit Gen(der) Z.

[@kylieangel4104]

The dudes smirk sets something off in me and makes me wanna jump out a window

[@A_Funne_Boi]

Why kill yourself when you can kill the problem :D

[@weaponizedglitter69]

I want to throw him out the window

[@JosiahBradley]

As long as it's onto this guy.

[@DaniCalifornia44]

This guy is s scientologist. They have this reptilian punchable smirk.

[@JenniferLewison-ix8lz]

Indeed it does

[@nobuns4sale]

“ALVIN! FIX MY PHONE!”

[@darkkmelody]

"This guy looks so familiar..." Yeah, this dude knows everything there is to know about dinosaurs and how to survive them but he doesn't know how phones work

[@Leo08x]

He wrote a book on chaos theory too

[@user-qr6qq2uw4q]

Reminds me of Saul honestly

[@RidinWithMyLocsOn]

@JayJayLocky Ian Malcolm

[@dybixs1400]

Guy's the real life Jerry Smith

[@40088922]

exactly, holy crap, I was hoping someone would bring up an Ian Malcolm comparison

[@Gloriousturtlechan]

As a dutch person this is such a culture shock to me. We would have cut that guy off at the first inkling of this stupid story and would have told him to call the cops as we'll be busy working. Everyone in customer care: You do not need to keep conversation with a rude customer or a customer who keeps repeating the same thing. Stop allowing them to waste your time. Let them return to you as soon as they're capable of treating you like a human being. I've seen too many US customers get what they dont deserve by throwing a tantrum.

[@julianstrauss3843]

Smart man and smart words. I worked in hospitality and golf, and stupid clients are horrible and a massive waste of time.

[@tygovisser5626]

Honestly i would go along with it because its funny and it wastes the annoying guys time

[@dbpeel]

as someone who got suspended from my previous job(ended up getting a new one during that suspension), for complaining to a fellow employee about a customer who was treating me like crap (was working at a gas station, customer ignored signs and messed up filling up their gas(which was and still is in most areas illegal to self-serve in the state I live in)). I can tell you that most costumer service people in the US, if they want to keep their jobs do actually have to let them waste your time.

[@julianstrauss3843]

@@tygovisser5626 it is except when you have 200 emails to answer, 40 guests wanting to book tee times and your managers taking a piss outta you because you left the printer on overnight 3 weeks ago x)

[@brownpower9229]

Sorry to burst your bubble but a little insider knowledge, America trains us workers under “The customer is always right” you can’t argue with them, during my time working at electronic stores the asset protection team wasn’t allowed to touch or confront thief’s, people could and did walk out with Xbox’s and ps4s, all they could do was record and report as not to risk a lawsuit for assault.

[@otodusobliquus3836]

Just imagine what this guy may think when he learns what a dehumidifier can do. He'll probably think it will solve drought forever.

[@holdmacat9932]

And silica bags that are put in shoes and bags

[@judyhopps7920]

@@holdmacat9932 He will try it, see it works, and then start eating it because he thinks it's just a better replacement for rice.

[@TheScience69]

A cup of rice works better than any dehumidifier. I sprinkle it around my loving room and it works great

[@ABlueElitefromHaloCE]

Yeah but if we all turned on a dehumidifier at once

[@isamedonnie]

You mean a humidifier? Lmao

[@IBegToDiffer200]

As someone who works in the Device Repair industry, I've had this type of customer before. I gave them the choice of buying the repair I just did, or I would put their old parts back on their phone and they can go somewhere else to get it "fixed" or "fix" it themselves.

[@MOTH_moff]

Credit card: *declines* Device Repair Guy: *un-replaces the broken parts*

[@donmiller2908]

He does have somewhat of a point though, depending on what was originally wrong. I had a friend once who poured water out of an older CRT television, let it dry completely and it worked. I'm guessing he got his phone wet and rice removes moisture so he thought it was an easy fix.

[@hectoralmendarez8313]

Fellow technician here, I've seen some wild claims of people like the guy in the vid too, it's hilarious to see their face of distraught when you hit them with actual facts and show them and they are just speechless lmao

[@Thewesmen67]

@fours04 🇬🇧 (the second account) smoke on that queen pack boy. Middle fingers to the queen. Pissing on her grave on foenem

[@Hami10101]

Fuck that, they hired you for a service and agreed to pay. Either keep the phone till they pay or sell it to recoup the cost.

[@v0rteks644]

Thanks for the kind words to customer service workers, Charlie. Been working a register every day for about 2 years and it really takes a lot out of you, especially if you're not much of a people person, like myself. I'm capable of being friendly and amicable, and I've learned how to not be a pushover, but there's at least a few assholes every day. One of my big takeaways has been, it's amazing the amount of people who treat customer service workers like we're less than human. As if, because I wear a vest and am acting friendly, they can treat me however they want. That sort of thing gets old in a hurry. So many people these days have no respect, not even for themselves, otherwise why treat someone that way? Anyway I'm always grateful to hear you throwing the love our way. I know that since I realized how shitty it is, I've always tried to be as nice and patient as possible to the people behind the counter whenever I'm at a store.

[@v0rteks644]

@Kavetion ???

[@User-zx6tt]

I’m not negating your experience, but my sister has an opposite experience. She has only had trouble once because of a customer (has been working for a year). Then again she is quite sociable

[@BDFrog2802]

@@User-zx6tt Damn, must be a really good community. My brother works in customer service and tells me how he’s treated like dirt by so many customers, and it’s at a rural gift shop too. Even if he was taking too long getting the change for a customer, they’ll say something mockingly at him like “You done yet?” or one time a customer said something like “Don’t worry, your generation has a horrible education system.”

[@desiqti]

damn, i just realized, that in Russia it's not the case. If you go to customer service, workers there are usually living aloof from the world and so as their customers. It's more like they're feared to treat workers like shit. Instead we have different problem, many customers are stupid as hell, they're arrogant but anxious, you can't see any invididual, they all are pushovers. So it's more like you can treat them like shit, not the other way around. Hello from Russia with love though!

[@GamingProtatoe]

@@User-zx6tt Okay? Have you ever worked in customer service?

[@dg4262]

The sad fact is that guys like these could actually call the police for it , the police are already too busy with all their cases and they still have to respond to these kind of calls, damn, that is justice for you

[@EugeneOneguine]

And when I call them because my neighbour who literally threatened my life a few days ago has called two friends who parked in front my place and are being super suspicious leaning in their car while the engine is inexplicably turned on for over half an hour... they don't come. I'd need to get murdered first.

[@Jinaro7]

@@EugeneOneguine hey I know it sounds easier than it is but you should really move to a different neighbourhood or even different town

[@nekoboy-1358]

we *require* batman

[@orionorama]

And they will probably be warned that if they call the police again about this matter, they will receive a hefty fine and potentially face criminal charges for wasting police officers time. Not saying this stops this in anyway, but it does make a bit of a deterrent and cuts off any continuously abusive behavior.

[@niyah000]

@@Jinaro7 oh yeah drop thousands just because the police won’t arrest someone for harassment

[@articticcblu]

He is Saul Goodman creating a case over a simple wet phone that failed to be fixed by rice. He should be making a case against the rice.

[@beepboopbeep4801]

As someone who works in customer service it's hell out here 😭😭😭 so thank you for your condolences Charlie. Tots and pears 🙏

[@doveydoos]

i need a damn business card for the repetitive questions i get asked😂

[@4202-f9e]

Oh wow youre in customer service, if you don’t like it find another job broke boy

[@JoeNotExotic003]

Tots & pears??

[@JoeNotExotic003]

Why a b card???

[@Buzzy_Bland]

@@JoeNotExotic003Thoughts and prayers

[@chadzard4]

If someone calls the cops over something like this they should get fined. What an absolute waste of time and resources.

[@papascrumpeeh]

Ikr it's fken pathetic

[@YehudiNimol]

That's a bad idea. If it was possible, cops will start fining everyone they don't like, and people will be even more scared to call the police

[@captainbube1217]

Should spend a day in jail without bond.

[@dizzydyzy]

sometimes they do!

[@ThorOdinson1269]

Well, in our country they do. We don't have this kind of people for a reason.

[@baron-chan6484]

"Why raise your own IQ if you can lower their's" -Sun Tsu.... Or in this case... A man who believe rice is a miracle product

[@necrosadotor]

*Tzu

[@GlowBerryPumpkin]

Ah yes, Sun Tsunami

[@Roey512]

*White rice

[@v.xien.]

Are you sure brown rice won’t fix it? 😔

[@GlowBerryPumpkin]

@@v.xien. Only one way to find out, throw your phone in water

[@RandomAxe]

As a repair technichian who works on water damged devices every day, PLEASE NEVER put you device in rice. Dust from the rice gets inside the phone, and most of my job is cleaning out the inside of the device so i can see what the problem is. If your phone gets drenched, turn it off immediately, wrap it in a towel and wait. It will do the same as the rice, and if your phone needs to be fixed, its much more likely to happen without dust all througout the phone.

[@sirweebs2914]

Hey this is somewhat random but.. I have a very old phone that has some songtexts and a stand up show I wrote long ago. Its incredibly valuable to me so I never got rid of the phone.. A drunk bar girl accidentally threw it in a dishwasher and didn't notice until the dishwasher was done. Do you think there's any data I could somehow save?

[@sirweebs2914]

@@Quibblies :'( Where is the data stored on the phone exactly if it's not on a SD card? Would it be possible to buy a new phone, disassemble both and put only the piece with the data from my old phone in the new phone?

[@jeremyklein953]

@@sirweebs2914 you can clean it and dry it. That could work but you have to take the whole thing apart. Use 70% alcohol. Your big issue is going to be minerals etc that are left behind. A repair shop can do it. There's these ultrasonic cleaners that kinda do it for you that they should have

[@sirweebs2914]

@@jeremyklein953 there aren't any repair shops for phones here in Austria :/ only ones that are here aren't private so you can't just bring your old phone

[@scoobydont3191]

What about brown rice tho?

[@underground5792]

One of the techs in my group was the tech dealing with this guy and was the one who recorded the videos I’m so happy after all this time to see it being covered by Charlie. We see these types of customers in the repair industry all the time and it will blow your mind how people think the devices work.

[@Torchwick109]

I feel like that guy needs to see this video after all the shit he put that guy through, since finding out you've made a dick of yourself on the internet has a way of making people question their choices. Also did he really call the cops or was it a empty threat?

[@EsteemedReptile]

People are way, WAY dumber than you might think.

[@BardBarian02]

Did the cops actually show up? I need to know their reactions to this moron lol

[@ceravix7132]

Please tell me Karma bit this guy in the ass somehow!

[@chaoscrow27]

@Kavetion No bitches, ever

[@animepenguin7254]

I’m sure the cops arrested that man instantly and threw him in a jail cell full of rice

[@stpstudios]

LoL

[@dsredbeard4869]

I'm sure that'll fix him up

[@RocktracksSC]

that'll fix him

[@knifeyonline]

ahem... white rice.

[@LOL-zu1zr]

@RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) wut

[@CarolinaCycloneJames]

That reminds me of this one story when I worked a phone store. We had a lady come in demanding her phone be fixed or replaced under warranty. The phone wasn't cracked but she said the screen doesn't turn on or work. I saw the red mark on the water tab and asked her what happened with that. She said her phone was frozen and the alarm was going off so she couldn't turn it off. SO SHE PUT THE PHONE IN A TUB OF WATER to muffle. It was a prepaid carrier so the phones we had weren't water resistant and I told her that. She refused to believe the water killed it saying that she put it in rice. I'm a phone nerd so I explained that didn't work and she began to argue with me for 10 minutes before I finally said "lady your at a phone store. Talking to an employee who knows literally every spec on every phone we sell. You can ask other employees to confirm that. I think I know more about your phone than you do since clearly you DUMPED IT IN WATER" she left stating she'll never return and my manager responded with "hope you never do"

[@Liquid278]

6:44 The repair man’s response here fucking sent me bruh 💀 Absolute legend Destroyed the NPC’s brain cell

[@writerintherye]

slow blink and all

[@palindrome1959]

It.Was.Epic

[@Bookspine5]

@@palindrome1959 Fatality ! I remember a while back when working at CVS, a customer wanted to know what was the price for an item. I told him its "x" amount and he said "I'm paying for that much!" My quick refute was, "Then don't buy the item..." The most satisfying moment came when the dude walked out the store in bewilderment.

[@calamar1e320]

He made me cackle dude. I could tell he just went with it like "ok, you wanna play this game? fine" and went full crackhead conspiracy nut and the dude was so unprepared for the way he turned his bringing up of the world being flat around. Brilliant

[@NotAdachiPeople]

I don’t get what happened here. Many people tell him it isn’t and many people are correct. So what?

[@mrIsakify]

Regardless of if rice would've done anything, the guy came into the store, was told what service his phone would receive, and agreed to that service

[@jayisactuallysatan1344]

2 years ago I had someone argue with me about what goes in a certain blizzard. This man swore up and down that there was nothing in the rocky road blizzard that made the vanilla ice cream look like chocolate. He told me, the DQ employee that knew all the available blizzards at that moment of time, that I was wrong. I was getting fed up and I was like “I actually have the recipe for it taped on the wall in cold kitchen. I can grab it and show it to you and you can see that the recipe I just told you is correct” man suddenly went silent when I told him I had proof that he was not only wrong but an idiot and told his gf to just drive away. I may be a complete idiot all other times but I know how to make those blizzards correctly

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

It took way too long for me to realise you were talking about ice cream and not the story of some crazy man picking fights in an actual snowstorm.

[@zachwatson2824]

@@stopreadingthisusername9528 i mean I wouldn’t be shocked with some of these people do that

[@encycl07pedia-]

Blizzards are awesome. If DQ were closer to my home, I'd go there more often.

[@Name-oz4lq]

I had a pregnancy craving last week for rocky road blizzard so my husband went & got me one. I’ve never been so disappointed in my life. They put vanilla ice cream with brownies & peanuts 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@jayisactuallysatan1344]

@@Name-oz4lq honestly hate it when my blizzard gets messed up. Whenever the drumstick blizzard is in season (which is summer time) I get the rocky road with chopped peanuts instead of whole ones. It’s a good royal tbh. My all time fave

[@cheesehead4670]

3:28 that smirk will make me see red and not be responsible for my actions after that. 🤣

[@blocksheep4899]

This guy definitely looks and even sounds like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.

[@olympian3]

he looks like saul goodman

[@chancemckee5016]

@@olympian3 looks like Saul sounds like Chuck

[@megalogoro6388]

Knock off bob odenkirk

[@sumisu7458]

agree. had the same thought

[@billsussman6554]

Stupidity…uhh, finds a way

[@nma87]

This guy is the literal manifestation of "oblivion npc" like he genuinely does not seem like a real functioning person.

[@cxffeewhip7647]

@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE why are there so many of you bots bro-_-

[@nma87]

@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE too many bots

[@AnUndeadMonkey]

Nothing but the Wii menu music playing in that head

[@aleee2323]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Welcome to customer service. God I’m so glad I got out, and I will never ever go back.

[@heathermcfarland6317]

This is like yelling at the hospital for saving your life because you learn on WebMD that you could’ve just gone to the doctor and saved a couple of hundred dollars

[@Troyy22]

There isn’t even anything to read bozo try harder next time

[@youtuberobbedmeofmyname]

Hundred? more like thousands

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

[@CodyCLI]

Imagine paying for healthcare.

[@void7100]

@@CodyCLI i’m glad it’s funny to you lol very empathetic

[@jayceecee8651]

He reminds me of the lawyer guy from "Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Also loved him as Reading Ron, on "Reno 911" 😂

[@stevenc.5122]

Charlie, everyone knows that the secret life hack is actually Jasmine rice, that is the secret rice. When people say use white rice that is just what big rice wants.

[@SinaAla]

Big rice = evil 😂

[@rotisseriepossum]

successfully used jasmine rice to dry my phone, can confirm

[@jarrarwinks8470]

I ate Jasmine rice, it made my girlfriend drier than your phone after Jasmine rice!

[@prettyboy_online]

Is this dunkey?? Did dunkey comment this???

[@matt.stevick]

The big rice lobbyists always pushing that “we can fix a phone or compliment as a side for chicken” narrative coming out again

[@kingimura2430]

Man, I just went through some crap like this a couple hours ago. This man was threatening to go to the news because we were short-staffed and the employee helping him was a little slower at the job. Nowadays people are so entitled, it gets to be exhausting after a bit.

[@gummybeast6343]

I’ve heard of people asking for managers, threatening to sue, and calling the police on retail workers just trying to do their jobs...but trying to get THE NEWS involved is next level fuckery Imagine being so entitled you throw a temper tantrum and think to yourself “stop the presses and drop the headlines, this is what’s newsworthy”

[@kingimura2430]

@@gummybeast6343 my response was basically "Sir, this is a Domino's, and we are doing our best."

[@RequiemOfSolo]

@@kingimura2430 that's so annoying.. I absolutely hate seeing people be obnoxious and rude especially towards food service. I had this coworker that I use to go out for lunch with, and he would borderline scream in a really rude tone at the person doing the drive thru whenever they accidentally put the wrong item up. Like dude you know it's pretty hard to hear in there right? Such a lack of empathy pisses me off. It's bad enough they have to work this job, don't go out of your way to make it worse for them.

[@TalkBack17]

“Breaking news! Employee works slowly!” 🤣 wtf was he thinking would happen if he went to the news?

[@ScaredEz]

Recently had a customer at my retail job who needed an associate to go to the back to get an air filter. But I told her that our associate for that department is busy with another customer and will get back to us momentarily for assistance. She flipped out, said that she “Doesn’t have all day.” Then proceeded to cut in the customer service line in front of a bunch other people, asking my supervisor to make someone else get the filter. I don’t understand how some people think that their time is worth more than other people’s…

[@DankTrainTom]

As someone who worked in cell phone repair for about a year, I can safely say that putting your phone in rice almost *never* fixes anything. It likely can make things worse. Often times in the cases of putting it in rice and it working means that if you just let it dry out naturally, the same thing would have happened. The water seeps in through the cameras and microphones and the seal around other parts of the phones is very resilient. There is no way that rice will pull moisture out of the phone through the OLED or frame. I cant tell you how many times a customer brought in their phone and stated it sat in rice for x days, I open it up and am able to pour the water out or see that the motherboard, battery, back of the screen, behind the speakers and cameras still have moisture on them. When you drop your phone in water, the best thing to do is take it apart (preferably have a professional do it), and dab dry all of the internal components. You may have to check for signs of corrosion that can potentially damage a number of things such as capacitors, resistors, and filters on the mobo, permanently damage the LCD, or kill the battery cells. Water isn't even the issue, which is a common misconception. Water is not very conductive by itself, it is the particles in the water (minerals and salts). Expediting the drying process without removing those means you allow those to be stuck to the internal components and allow corrosion to occur much more quickly.

[@swakner]

all true so true. I worked at a batteries plus bulbs store and we did phone repair on the side. Because of how annoying it is to fix water damage with everything you mentioned (drying the phone perfectly, finding and fixing corrosion) we just turned away water damage and told them of a store near by that could help. To be fair we didn't really care for working on phones even though we were good at it, the margins weren't great and if god forbid anything went wrong we had to buy a new phone that ate up the profits of like many many repairs.

[@UItEnthusiast]

@@TheSucram729 You're probably thinking about deionized water--all the conductive dissolved ions in the water are gone, leaving an electrically insulative liquid. However, DI water would very likely become conductive as soon as it touched dust, dried sweat/skin secretions, and excess solder flux.

[@n-s-a7113]

How come rice has always worked for me?

[@DankTrainTom]

@@n-s-a7113 it didn't. Ley it dry out naturally and it will work just as well. The rice did nothing. It isn't possible for it to do anything unless you open the phone and pour rice into it that way.

[@nfzeta128]

@@DankTrainTom The only thing you can say the rice does is since the phone is surrounded it's usually elevated and not touching a flat surface which may hinder the draining process.

[@dosidicusgigas1376]

If you have any electronics that get wet, you can use white rice to pull the moisture out. That being said if you leave your phone on or try to use it when its wet, it will fry the electronics. As for what the repair guy is saying, yeah white rice wont fix a dead circuit lol.

[@RenGaow]

As somebody who's worked tech repair this is exactly why I dreaded every repair. Most solutions seem so simple to repair techs but you gotta remember the customers are *not* technicians and you have to be patient with them. Some people will listen and others will just blow up on you because it's somehow your fault they broke their phone.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@NecrozmaJade]

I recently got my phone fixed and before I went I read a negative review for the place where a girl was saying she shattered her phone, got them to replace the screen, and then shattered her phone again after two weeks?? And she was mad at them??? Saying they wasted her money by giving her a screen that broke. I really wanna know what this girl was doing to shatter her phone twice in two weeks because I’ve never done it in my life.

[@agentofthelostworld]

The best part is that he's doing all of this while proudly admitting that its hearsay and that he has not even witnessed this rice magic for himself. Still, is arguing as if its as certain as death... after just hearing about it that morning. What a guy. A man of action, if nothing else

[@zerodarklumens4843]

@fours04 🇬🇧 (the second account) do you need a minute?

[@zerodarklumens4843]

@fours04 🇬🇧 (the second account) oh it’s a bot

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

[@newpgaston6891]

1:41 Definitely Jeff Goldblum!

[@maxconing812]

Every time I watch one of his videos, I see the view count and it always gives me hope that people are watching these videos and hopefully getting a valuable lesson learned. Now Charlie is in a therapist or anything but at least his logic makes sense and it’s honestly quite appropriate.

[@blackbird42]

The whole white rice thing shows how little people know about how lasting short circuit from liquid damage works. Usually it's not the liquid itself that causes lasting damage, it's the mineral sediment that connects routes after water evaporates. Another thing is the immidiate permament damage due to initial short circuit. If it's already burned then obviously no amount of drying the device up will help. Although I believe it might be capable of pulling the moisture out, so if it was clean enough liquid, so basically a water, then if you turned it off fast enough it might help.

[@MC4TWT]

There are occasions where the moisture will cause a short and make something break, but once it dries it works fine again. It can be difficult or take a long time to dry the inside of the device and the rice acts like a desiccant to pull the moisture out. You'd be way better off just using an actual desiccant, but yeah it doesn't mean it will fix anything at all.

[@soumaiseu2470]

People arent obligated to know this. The guy should have explained why the rice didnt work

[@fredsmith9714]

can confirm. it was pre-smart phone tech, but completely drowned. immediately remove battery and place phone in ziplock bag of rice. place bag in the sun and leave 24 to 48 hours. do not touch during that time, its not like checking if the chicken is done cooking. If there were no short circuit or it didn't directly damage anything on the circuit board, then it will restart. But speed and luck are key factors here as is the general build of the devices internals and what liquid it fell in and how deep.

[@madness500mad4]

@@soumaiseu2470 i doubt he would even bother listening to him if he does try to explain

[@abtwopoint0]

@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE wow... you're so funny

[@Twenty-Seven]

When you work in any customer service job, you really get to see how many people have severe emotional problems and trust issues. It's mind numbing the way some people will lash out at a complete stranger who's job it is to help you in some way.

[@GlowBerryPumpkin]

My brother is like that, he experiences problems that are out of anyone's control, and then finds someone to blame. He made an argument with a worker at a phone store I think, probably because his device didn't have good signal for a minute.

[@Twenty-Seven]

@@GlowBerryPumpkin I they got stung by a bee, they'd start demanding they find out who was playing with a beehive. It's exhausting.

[@kathyborthwick6738LakotaEmoji]

Your room or studio is very creative and organized! 👵🏽👋🏾🍃🦬🍃

[@kathyborthwick6738LakotaEmoji]

This guy is entitled and rude! ✨🔥✨🔥✨🔥✨

[@XhyRobtic]

Agreed. Literally had someone be like "Yeah I dont believe you" when I explained to them our booking system just because he happened to get in quicker one day because someone cancelled. He thought I was refusing to give him an earlier booking on purpose when he instead just got lucky. People suck.

[@leebest1a470]

As soon as he said we lied, liars, I tell him that he was trespassed from the store. Don’t leave and I’ll call the cops.

[@uglyrobot1975]

When the worker’s voice like quivers and when he’s clearly getting emotional, the jerk smirks as if he enjoys him becoming upset. If that’s not a sign someone is not right in the head idk what is 😭

[@Scudboy17]

Yeah assholes like this just want to intimidate you and bully their way up into a refund. The guys behind the counter just know how to deal with him. Like Charlie said, I'd offer him a full refund if he dunks his phone in water and rice fixes it. Put up or shut up. Call the bluff.

[@vaeger2947]

@@--.._ around 6:12 ish

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

[@uglyrobot1975]

@@--.._ 5:58

[@Flufferz626]

I'm a pet stylist (sorry the actual word is flagged in some cases), and we had some lady threatened to call the cops on us because we refused to take her dog to groom because the dog had a 2 inch diameter wound seeping pus. We begged her to take it to the vet. She threatened to call the cops and yelled many expletives, then said she'd call corporate a stormed out and stepped on her dog's foot accidentally on the way out to the point it was limping in the parking lot. She'll likely try to blame us too

[@ther1056]

omg that sounds horrible 😱

[@heartribbonhairband]

YIKES

[@aleksxyz23]

Should've called the cops on her if anything, for animal cruelty

[@TheRagingAura]

Bet she was planning on blaming you all for the wound so she wouldnt have to pay for the vet

[@hadriax4272]

Poor pups

[@Ms.Aquarelle]

1:28 To me he looks like the result you'd get if you asked an AI image generator to show you a picture of Jeff Goldblum.

[@VenaCava]

Jeff Goldblum and Bob Odenkirk

[@thiagoleonardo2484]

Jeff goldblum and David bazucki

[@Soundwave08]

Jeff goldblum and bill nye

[@YosemittySLAM]

Man looks like he saw Jurassic Park once and wanted to be Ian Malcom

[@SoniasWay]

I feel protected when Charlie makes us aware of people like that

[@griffest4852]

thanks for sharing

[@jess2166_]

LMAOOOOOO

[@halfpint90]

Bro what

[@GalaxiusPilgrim]

@RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) why is this britbong trash talking about subhumans, go eat an apple through a picket fence with those tilted ass chompers or something lmao, actually lost a 13 colony lead.

[@amritanshsingh7530]

@RULE BRITANNIA! (fours04) Go complete your homework kid you have your school tomorrow

[@ManiacX1999]

As someone who sold tech for 4 years (and not anymore since 2021) having to explain why a company can't make a phone case that's one size fits all to an angry, drunk man 5 minutes before closing, what he said in the beginning is true.

[@aaaaaballs]

you should've heard him out, i'm sure he could've revolutionized the industry if you didn't shoot down his dreams like that. smh.

[@GreenMunkeeD]

idk bro i dont make phone cases, i make 12 an hour.

[@aaaaaballs]

@@GreenMunkeeD could've made millions investing into that man !!!!

[@LifeofBrad1]

Should've told him to buy a balloon and stretch it over the back of his phone. There you go, a one size fits all phone case.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

[@WSendam]

Not everything is a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail. - Dwight K. Schrute

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

What a great quote F bots

[@Skriddd]

@fours04 🇬🇧 (the second account) what

[@thebalancedvirgin4893]

I love this quote but Dwight got this one wrong. Failing is a lesson in grace and resilience. Not in the context of this video though. This fella is just a failure.

[@TIMAAAY]

@@thebalancedvirgin4893 not every failure is a lesson

[@fl8281]

@@Skriddd it's a troll bot. Ignore and report it.

[@DarkenSeyreth]

I used to work in cell phone repair, and encountered this exact kind of person probably monthly. It's just so exhausting.

[@bimblor9858]

"Maybe he just resembles a famous actor" Totally agree, the man looks like a sad imitation of 90's Jeff Goldblum

[@pointyheadYT]

He literally looks like a younger version of the actor Leland Orser.

[@phlippy]

I legitimately thought it was bob odenkirk when I first saw the thumbnail

[@faether1429]

I thought Jeff Goldblum as well

[@Nabooze]

@@phlippy SAME, I immediately thought Saul goodman

[@ggoose11224]

Huh, I thought he looked alot like John Oliver, but maybe that's just the glasses.

[@mightymisery]

I feel like this guy wasn't even listening to the other person. he was so caught up in his little rant that everything else was just a mumbling sound

[@SieMiezekatze]

That is how all Karen and Kent encounters go, they aren't programmed to have self-reflection

[@breakupgoogle4584]

Boomers. These MFers couldn't set the blinking clocks on a VCR. This pretty much sums up their generation.

[@stoheha]

The saddest part is that it isn't even that complex. Rice only works if the phone hasn't gotten wet to the point that the internal components are damaged. If you could fix electronics by just throwing rice on them the repair guy would've just done that and charged you anyway.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

[@bartliff]

"Lets wait till the cops get here." That line always makes me laugh. What is it with Americans thinking that if they ring the cops, their going to win their argument, when 9 times out of 10 they end up getting arrested for wasting police time. So stupid it's painful.

[@asianll8060]

The dumbasses that do it think the wacky shit they do before is justified so why wouldn't they call the cops it doesn't even click in their head that they're crazy

[@beardbreeder5886]

Cops rarely care about civil issues.

[@Hypogeal-Foundation]

Very n o i c e name...

[@Svolkivar]

One time I saw American cops shot and kill a man who had called 911 and asked for help because he was suicidal. He had a flairgun pointing to his own head so the cop burst through the door and shot him, no questions asked. I would be terrified involving those uneducated morons in any dispute

[@Itdontmatter2000]

Lol 1/1000 times will someone get arrested for wasting time

[@Randoverse]

Guy looks like a stunt double for Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.

[@clan741]

This whole thing could of been solved by just saying. “Use rice next time then, I am not in the position to refund you, please give your complaint to the manager.” And refuse to engage in an argument. Working the register, so many rude assholes are just immediately turned down by keeping a monotone and corporate response to their bullshit. They WANT an argument, they want a reaction, don’t indulge them and they will get tired and fuck off somewhere else.

[@None-lx8kj]

Reasonable point, but if you’re getting this multiple times per day and your default response is to open the door to your manager, you’re probably not going to last very long in this type of position.

[@Spinosaurus44]

@@None-lx8kj exactly, managers want an employee who can handle this kind of situation by themselves without getting involved in the mess in any way. They don’t want someone who sends every leather jacket wearing douchebag their way because they didn’t want to argue

[@codysimi2002]

@@Spinosaurus44 I agree to an extent, but managers are almost always paid a higher wage to include handling people/situations like this.. it becomes part of their duties to do so once promoted. As much as it sucks, I say this as someone with years of experience on both sides of the manager/employee fence

[@Kitazia]

@@None-lx8kj honestly it'll probably end up escalating to the point where the customer will request for the manager anyways. better to just cut to the chase and let them speak to someone who'll ultimately have the final say in the situation so they'll learn they can't just bitch their way through to a favorable result.

[@ENAWASTAKEN]

basically trolls irl

[@justinnelson6552]

"there is no winning when it comes to customer service" that's the most real thing Charlie has ever said😂😂

[@deaconthethird3218]

That's probably why a lot of places are "now hiring" for entry level work. God, I love a hot job market for applicants.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾💯

[@deaconthethird3218]

@@ItzMalick You already have 11k subs, don't @ me with that.

[@CtchrRye75]

Imagine him going to a mechanic where they actually scam you he would go crazy

[@Rhodair]

scammers are much more willing to tell people what they want to hear too he'd probably shake the scammers hand, walking away oblivious & with a smile on his face

[@Grant849]

"my friend said all I needed was blinker fluid and you changed my oil!"

[@crookedtool]

@@Grant849 "A friend told me I needed blinker fluid, and you filled all four blinker reservoirs to the top? Five star service."

[@ginogatash4030]

If he believes rice can fix any electronic there's no way he wouldn't buy the scammers bullshit without questioning any of it.

[@AlexAnteroLammikko]

"Mate, I know you crashed your car so I put some white rice into the engine, it should be all good now. That will be thirty grand" "Oh nice, I hear on the internet that works, thanks!"