Scary Deer Gameplay and Commentary

This is the greatest deer of All Time

[@Daedalus4]

Cr1tikal is the only artist in the world to ever have rhymed "Clitoris" with "Cryptozoologist". Fucking lyrical genius.

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

He's a lyrical spiritual miracle individual.

[@bluecat5655]

+William See He should make a mixtape

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Aggressive Pizza Recorder and ukulele duet with Papa Franku

[@bluecat5655]

William See Pink Guy will do the rapping.. That would be epic

[@andrewacuna8211]

Eminem got nothing on him

[@twoxohxseven]

"Here's a lonely female.* *antlers* Lol

[@Myusernameistakenwtf]

Oh my god hahahahaha

[@CaptainPrincess]

It's not like these are conventional deer though are they Maybe they all have antlers

[@theJOYSofANALpenetration]

Captain Princess maybe they are all men, though. Probably all men.

[@CaptainPrincess]

The joys of Anal Rape Usually goes that way

[@theJOYSofANALpenetration]

Mr.Reaper man I am not sober enough to understand what you said

[@chloefreeman2503]

I'm going to tell you a short story. I watched this in my high school's library during an off period, and at one point one of the librarians approached me and was seriously concerned that i might be watching inappropriate deer porn. Not only did i need to embarrassingly explain that it's just a strange game, but in that moment I deduced that that librarian must be a mutant with bionic vision, because holy shit, she was probably 60 feet away and could STILL see what was going on with my tiny-ass phone screen.

[@Parras...]

Damn call the scp Foundation

[@smra_progenitor]

@@Parras... Engage protocol MoistCr1TiKaL-42069

[@nspcrazy1122]

Fortunately, you were watching appropriate deer porn.

[@raedewav]

This comment is fucking six years old and the replies are 5 months ago wth

[@chloefreeman2503]

@@raedewav it took a while for everyone to finally handle my smell now that I'm not my greasy teen self anymore

[@ThereMayBeLions]

It helps that Crit was flirting with a Stag the entire time xD

[@stevenbean9731]

I’m not exactly a linguist nor a cervine expert but I’m pretty sure your statement was almost as redundant as saying “he was flirting with a male man”

[@ThereMayBeLions]

@@stevenbean9731 You are about 5.5 years late, man. But I see what you mean.

[@stevenbean9731]

ThereMayBeLions yeah it only just now occurred to me that you said it 6 years ago, my bad

[@ThereMayBeLions]

Np, man. Thanks for pointing it out!

[@clawzx1195]

i dont think people in my community are gonna deduct points for me flirting with male animals, if anything they'd call local authorities before anything

[@SebbySenpai]

1:01 This game has been in development for 10 years. Let that sink in for a second. 10 FRIGGIN YEARS!

[@TheNyankoKitty]

I have missed you Sebastian...

[@luigimario1144]

***** Nay, 'tis a simulator of rejection.

[@Daannisch]

***** That's why i was making a weird motion with my hand behind the computer.

[@ralola1]

I heard somewhere that this game was made in the developers free time and they also constantly update it and add special events to get new skins.

[@hamiltonmcgregory3179]

What does the sink want?

[@Meeko1010100112]

*whispers* Should we tell Cr1t1kal that females deer don't have antlers?

[@PBfightknight]

let him have his fun…:)

[@pnkgxd1734]

They're closer to elk, who may or may not have antlers.

[@Speedd701]

Caribou females have antlers.

[@wertknickster]

Female reindeer have antlers.

[@WellBeSerious12]

Well actually... "Female deer rarely grow antlers, unless they have extremely high testosterone levels, and are typically much smaller than their male counterparts. Male deer do have antlers and are known as bucks while female deer are known as does." www.reference.com/pets-animals/female-deer-antlers-ae6b90f3ea39929c

[@HammettSHREDZ]

That song was the most emotion Cr1TiKaL has ever shown. And it was glorious.

[@Just_A_Guy_Here.]

I'm your 100th liker here and bye.

[@DanThibodeau1]

"When a deer goes on a journey... ...a journey... ....goes on a deer" -critical

[@carsonduffey9812]

Hooah

[@kayeplaguedoc9054]

The... "deer" looks like a cross between the Forest God from Princess Mononoke and Dren from Splice....

[@ClTRONA]

YEESSS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@uniquesell7557]

I coughed up a lung by laughing to death when he started singing

[@Wing0Alchemist]

That's a good profile pic

[@AxeAR]

So you're saying you invented coronavirus?

[@TrampledFlowers]

is he aware that the other deer in the game are other players tho

[@janinaflowerheart3303]

+Rel the Cheshire If you watched the other videos of him playing mmo games,he really doesn't care if they are or not.

[@ib7566]

+Janina Flowerheart You're cancer.

[@janinaflowerheart3303]

Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson Thanks?..

[@loganalm5583]

the salt has returned

[@ThatsBitchassness]

Elk

[@em__dash]

Cr1TiKaL singing to a female deer... I can die now

[@235217]

spiderpig230 Male* female "Deers" (Doe) don't​ have antlers.

[@thepoppyhall]

Strider Complex no one gives a fuck

[@buttercatg]

@@thepoppyhall I do

[@ejomon_27]

Devoughn So do I

[@traumatizedmacasio8682]

Yeah

[@janinaflowerheart3303]

I WAS THE RED DEER AND I HONESTLY FEEL SO HONOROED THANK YOU ILY2

[@Loveya226]

Why didn't you move your deer?

[@janinaflowerheart3303]

i was afk x'D sorry bout that.

[@janinaflowerheart3303]

yeee

[@janinaflowerheart3303]

Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson You're also a pretty terrible person to accuse me of lying :)

[@janinaflowerheart3303]

Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson Oh boy, look, another failed troll, i'm soooo terrified, you should work on that.

[@JaysonLevicus]

This is the greatest singing of all time

[@MasonMsotsos]

of All time**

[@TheDDcrow]

MasonMsotsos All Time****

[@xxpastella-socksxx325]

Hannah Arthur Time** *sorry it looked like you guys were doing a echo*

[@xxpastella-socksxx325]

Hannah Arthur Time** *sorry it looked like you guys were doing a echo*

[@JakiroTM]

"When the world is left to a deer, It is the deer who is left to the world. But when a deer goes on a journey, The journey goes on the deer" ~Cr1TiKal a.k.a. Penguinz0

[@pilidod]

How does Cr1TiKaL not have 10 billion subscribers by now? P.S. Where is the download link for "Treat You Like a Hippopotamus"?

[@Atomsonicboom]

Good question..

[@mrrental7559]

Just use a tubecatcher on "Cr1tikal Deer Sex Song" like we all did

[@luisguess3885]

Because he only uploads like once a week if that. I love his videos though.

[@MinecraftMineturtle]

Luis Guess The uploading once a week causes KZbin's system to not recognize him as one who gets much watch time totaled up at once, he only gets that of one video. Therefor KZbin doesn't promote his videos and less views/subs/likes result.

[@fsociety6983]

***** According to a site called internetworldstats.com, approximately 2.5 billion people in the world have internet.. The International Telecommunications Union has similar numbers so I'd wager that you are correct and that 6 billion is a massive overestimate.

[@AllOfTheAboveHTML]

It had antlers Cr1tikal... i'm pretty sure that was a buck... not a doe... P.S. That was the best singing ever lol.

[@DanMarston117]

It also had a human face... WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

[@AllOfTheAboveHTML]

Obviously not around when it was made. Or maybe he was drunk when he made it.

[@00ipodman00]

when i woke up i did not expect to watch a grown man pretend to be a deer seducing other deer I was pleasently suprized

[@Ddawg450]

you DIDN'T expect it?! ...you're not the real dirty dan

[@Etherwinter]

Maybe if the voice acting doesn't work out, you can go for a career in singing.

[@xJoker2014x]

no, no he cant

[@NimhShambler]

***** Actually, I think he was closer to Johnny Mathis.

[@ThomasBolt]

@@xJoker2014x 2019 Guy

[@potuyit7]

holy fuck you called it

[@moonlightshere7864]

This aged well

[@Dbadaing]

This guy is so modest and humble. You don't see him making any fancy intros and outros.... heck he doesn't even do facecams. You just know that he does KZbin for the fun of it, and I heard that he donates all his KZbin money ( or at least most of it) to charity . BEST KZbinR EVER.

[@VicvicW]

He gets ad revenue. And donates it all to charity.

[@VictimOfFat3]

This didn't age well

[@thebignigga69420]

@@VictimOfFat3 he had to put a camera , and most of the charities he was donatibg to were fake

[@VictimOfFat3]

@@thebignigga69420 look it's his money, he works for it and yeah I reckon those charities are fake.

[@sabrinamarie3974]

This song deserves a Grammy.

[@Deadmans666]

Those other deer were real people

[@jcnot9712]

Is it an online game?

[@Introbulus]

jaden coleman Yes

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

God online was insufferable with these statis quo warriors

[@styk0n]

of all the words in the English language, 'majestic' is not one I imagined penguinz0 would say. Ever.

[@Haddley333]

i've never done acid, but this must be what it's like

[@coletrain41]

That looks like the deer god from "Princess Monomoke". They both make the face expression that gives out the feeling of getting your sould pierced by a knife

[@Zelkiroth]

He looks like something out of Zelda Majora's Mask. What the shit?!

[@mtan7727]

See: Forest Spirit, Princess Mononoke. Blatant ripoff.

[@sonicclaw2]

Max Tan your right it looks just like the spirit

[@NameName2.0]

sonicclaw2 you're :D

[@FaceJP24]

It's truly terrifying that this is actually an online game and you can actually meet other demonic helldeer in this realm of never-ending torment.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

Cr1tikal won american idol

[@TheAMOTVBrunei]

"that looks like Sunny from iRobot" LOL

[@eidolonsims4753]

Cr1TiKaL has the nicest, most smooth singing voice I think I've ever heard. I am intimidated by its beauty.

[@Tsureiki]

Incoming Cr1tikal remix.

[@Helena-mh6ti]

Fuck this game, I went to sleep listening to a playlist of critikal's videos and at some point during the night this shit came on. It actually caused me to have a scary, disturbing dream *shudder*

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Did it by any chance have to do with deer? *insert "Your Consenting Mind*

[@Helena-mh6ti]

William See Actually it had to do with some weird deformed cows, partly because I kept hearing that eerie "moo"-like sound in the background from the game.

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

If they were anything like the crows from Bloodborne then that must've been terrifying.

[@Helena-mh6ti]

William See Well I'm no biologist but I'm pretty sure cows are not similar to crows, they are fairly different creatures.

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Whoops, I had just woken up when I made this comment and read cows as "crows". Deformed cows are just as terrifying though.

[@bussinnutsfuckinbutts5368]

You sing like a fucking God

[@shizzlebizzfizz]

This game takes me back . A friend of mine introduced me to this game years ago. I am surprised it is still around let alone people playing it.

[@vincentparra349]

This is the first time I've ever heard cr1tical sing. Amazing.

[@Zerkeid]

I have only seen this game ONCE before this. As I understand it, it's supposed to be an elaborate screensaver. Still just as strange.

[@UPlayNetwork]

lol, that deer would make good barbecue

[@ThumbsHunter]

deers can't make bbqs, silly. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@OfficialDICETroll]

ThumbsHunter Not with that attitude.

[@Eightheadgamer]

ThumbsHunter They just have to believeeee

[@kendlebeep4396]

This is even more amazing once you realize that all those deer are other players

[@Sweetcommando]

This cr1tikal video is fucking special

[@M30W3R]

Too bad christmas is over, else I'd have asked for Cr1tikal's Greatest Hits "This is the greatest album of All Time" deluxe edition

[@4chin795]

LMAO

[@AccasTheGreat]

This game looks fucking terrifying.

[@iSolarSunrise]

Quote of the day: "When the deer goes on a journey, the journey goes on the deer"

[@FangsofYima]

Its obviously the deer god from Mononoke

[@10jdooley]

thought he same thing def the forest spirit

[@timtimothy5405]

The Forest Spirit?

[@NeoPolitona]

Fangs of Yima Thank you Tomoko

[@madisonkelsey9623]

asking for myself here but has anyone made a compilation vid of all the times cr1tikal has called himself 'daddy'?

[@CalsGirl97]

dude I need this to be a thing

[@Churrobro98]

Cr1TiKaL, you deserve a Grammy.

[@prinzjokerj]

Oh my gosh. That song though. Was soooooo hilarious. Way to go Cr1tiKaL

[@SirJiggler]

Cr1tikal's voice was just orgasmic! O///O Where's the iTunes download?!?

[@Brcboston]

That song was fucking superb.

[@bobtom1495]

There neds to be a Cr1tkal sountrack ablum...I would buy that first day.

[@joshgiesbrecht]

Most inspirational quote of all time: "When the world is left to a deer, it is the deer, who is left to the world". *tear rolls down* truer words have never been spoken.

[@TheArmeggadon]

this is why I love Cr1t, he can take the most meaningless games and make them entertaining

[@itscarl0zyall1]

That song: such beauty. And it was all off the top of his head. Chorus and everything.

[@BerilleVonBayern]

I LOVED IROBOT AND IT STILL IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES :D

[@walrusmcgee]

It's the god of the forest from Princess Mononoke.

[@voxvolhynia5400]

After watching almost 10 minutes of having your sexual advances rejected by the deer community, despite having already seen this rare and miraculous footage 8 years ago, I've learned that no amount of beautiful singing or suave moves can ever sway this stubborn species. A tragic sadness envelops me, and I slowly retreat back into human civilization, drained and embittered by my failures.

[@Revenchist6]

I was wondering how to propose to my girlfriend before watching this film. I now know what song to sing and what moves to use.

[@VampireQueenMinami]

i'm sad he didn't click the dancing button

[@gyConnor98]

Please tell me that song is on iTunes soon?

[@jessietheemochick]

Jesus Christ, I think I just soaked my undergarments over your beautifully poetic song!

[@Dainara21]

"When the world is left to a deer, it is the deer who is left to the world. When the deer goes on a journey, the journey goes on the deer." -Cr1tikal, 2014

[@yozypost]

omg this video will become famous. Because of that song.

[@LosEagle]

That song demands a metal version.

[@nyuumew2505]

omg that would be amazing XD

[@GuacamoleKun]

"Fucking terrifying" known by hipster girls as "elegant forest spirit". But no, really, I would like this game if it had just a liiiittle more actual shit to do. Like any shit to do.

[@Malachite7]

Masks, pelts, antlers, special areas, active mods that can do stuff to play around with the players.. And it can be really fun to meet random people and just explore with them.

[@h4mm3r121]

SimewTheFeral .. NOPE

[@Malachite7]

h4mm3r121 .. Yeah, I barely ever go on it. But it's free and kind of pretty, so why not?

[@h4mm3r121]

SimewTheFeral so people actually play this for real huh D:

[@Malachite7]

h4mm3r121 Well, the developers are active and do stuff to random players, which is fun to watch ocasionally. But not _really._

[@cgeorge4930]

I can't be the only one that cried for atleast an hour after i heard that singing......it...beautiful ;_;

[@canidae5439]

"Pay close attention to page 30…inches"

[@jaylucino8890]

made me kek too

[@MyCrash97]

Cr1tikals singing was amazing

[@peronvey]

beautiful song lovely voice

[@ACEGamer95]

I fucking spit water out laughing "it looks like sunny from Irobot" ahahah

[@MortSubitegoddamnit]

Apparently, that action where you you lie down on the ground and spread your legs (and sometimes hover in a circle), is an activity called "rolling on the floor laughing" by the developers. Im finding it hard to believe no one in the development team caught that it doesn't look anything like rolling on the floor or laughing.

[@GuitArchon]

Cr1t1kal, I'll have you know that that was one of the finest examples of a love ballad I have ever heard. You sir, are a poet.

[@salavini]

I actually played this the other day and found nobody for 3 hours. The main point of the game is just to relax and interact with other players who are either there (or created a character and gone offline) just to explore.

[@Kayciee130]

"When the world is left to a deer, it is the deer who is left to the world." - Cr1TiKaL, 2014

[@yayayaya931]

Cryptozoologist...Omfg...I just love the size of your vocabulary...

[@KoolBlueOceana]

That was a beautiful song cr1t1k@l. I'm sure she was pretty turned on by the magestic lyrics that you came up on the spot and the beautiful tone of your voice that accompanied it.

[@WeShuffLe951]

Solo 6 i started dying xDDDDDDDDD

[@OriginalRubes]

Perfect singing, I will teach my generations that song. Perfect, just perfect.

[@RollerChoster]

I bet Charlie sang that song to Tiana and it won her heart

[@tavahehe6694]

I’ve never heard such a beautiful serenade in my entire life

[@Chrisboy265]

Can I add music to your song, Cr1TiKaL?

[@particube]

He said in one of his videos that anyone can use anything from any of his videos without asking his permission.

[@Chrisboy265]

particube Fuckin sweet. I'm gonna get my stuff. If I can get a way to record it and put it on KZbin, I will let this comment section of this channel know!

[@Zerrggg]

"Is this the kaio-ken technique? What the fuck is going on?" ...I miss DBZ

[@caboosendonut]

I sang this song in public, like, at a mall, instead of getting disgusted looks and being told to shut the fuck up like it should happen, I met 3 differwntt Kritikal fans. I live in a weird place.

[@roeroethaboat]

Cool!!

[@UltamiaDC]

Strangely it sounds better than most modern music. You are a man of many talents, Cr1TiKaL.

[@DaBestastur]

"Pay close attention to page 30... inches." I just sneezed my milk out of my nose!

[@atlasblue7991]

That was the most beautiful singing I have ever had the Honour to listen to. Critical you have shown me the light with your singing.

[@Corkoth55]

dat song. how high were u

[@Samuraislash600]

"I have been running around this forest for over and hour." XD Oh my gosh.

[@letsaplaymario8899]

Dat song at 6:27 doe. You ought to consider singing as a profession :D

[@pyneowo]

im dying rn. that song...this guy is the best commentator ever

[@GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom]

I swear to fucking god I've seen that deer before.

[@Triplewave4]

Princess mononoke?

[@Kanelel]

It looks a lot like the great forest spirit from princess Mononoke.

[@tetsuky]

Kanelel this is how they reproduce XDD

[@LandCruisin]

i still can't believe how big your channel grew, I'm really happy for you Cr1TiKaL :)

[@InorganicVegan]

It's sad because that song would indeed work on me...

[@spirit9871]

YOU AGAIN! THE ONE WHO GETS TURNED ON BY CHEMISTRY PICKUP LINES!

[@unimpressedsquidward3059]

Came here after 2019 guy, to remind myself about the lyrical genius that always has been

[@tatchako1006]

Yep. I want him to make a song from this lyrics too

[@SackaryDaiquiri]

I'm gonna sit here and wait fir that song to go on iTunes. I'm waiting Cr1tikal

[@interrogatorchaplain9552]

This is history, the first time Cr1TiKaL has sang :O we should keep record of this anomaly

[@rachelcurl9969]

3:34 wHEN HE STARTED MOVING I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING OMG

[@uffiez]

he should win a grammy for that song honestly

[@MCtootsie]

Cr1tikal might be a bad singer. But he's 20 times better than Miley Cyrus.

[@Gundamseeddabest]

what are you talking about? Cr1tikal's singing made me ejaculate, something Miley Cyrus could never do even if she gave me a handjob

[@Declan96]

Xailashi moist You must be gay.

[@Oujouj426]

Declan S You must be new to the internet.

[@SmokeYoAsss]

You fucked it up. It is blasphemy to even mention those two in a same sentence. And what it comes to Cr1tikal´s singing skills, lets just say my nipples have never been this hard. No homo. Because Cr1tikal isnt a man or woman, but a astral existinction of everything badass, known to common thru history by the names like God, Allah, Buddha and Steven Seagal.

[@SmokeYoAsss]

SomethinDwnUrPantss Youre kinda right. But to be honest, who gives a fuck, all religions are bullshit anyway, exept the one with nipples and asscheeks. peace..

[@potawatadingdong]

Did he actually remember the name of the robot from I, Robot? Holy shit, I thought I was the only one...

[@Myusernameistakenwtf]

It actually made my day that you have a new video out :)

[@JunKazamaFan]

I think it's safe to say that Cr1TiKaL had a lot of fawn in this game.