I Don't Forgive Liars

This is the greatest attempt to lie of All Time
I stream every day / moistcr1tikal

[@jprofio]

I'll never get over the one guy's animations when he lies. It's like someone eating a lemon while being told their pet died

[@ViktoriaMagrey]

Oh my God that description's perfect

[@craigcode7103]

Robert Deniro eating a lemon ( stole the lemon part from you Jasper)

[@Halo3Legend11]

LMAO

[@chrisfromkc5698]

Looked like Robert Duvall

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

And their pet died from eating too many lemons so it transferred over to them

[@Tommy50377]

24:22 Charlie: "The town's full of maniacs." *Hard cuts to Charlie flying through the air in his car*

[@forgotten4006]

In typical Charlie fashion

[@alexbarlow6167]

son of a bitch you beat me to it pahahahah

[@CanadianGamer-rm6uc]

Ahh yes. Truly a sophisticated citizen of society am I right!

[@gruma6581]

18:07

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

That part was way too hilarious tbh

[@mrdoogle5931]

"I'd say dying killed him." Now those are the words of a detective.

[@Little-Birds-and-Camellias]

Detective Shirou Emiya on the case!

[@Flowerlytdm]

I like how you got spammed by bots lol

[@censoredrecon4029]

You wish you were half as big below the belt as me, because I’m girthierable

[@mitspeithetc]

@@censoredrecon4029 what the hell are you even talking about?

[@cooperhoffman8303]

What is the time stamp for this

[@lucasqualls5086]

This video is perfectly edited. The mid cuts of Charlie driving like Frank Drebin are just amazing.

[@mr.bigchug]

G.O.A.T comment

[@torgosaves427]

we really missed out on a Naked Gun version of this game. 😔

[@drmobiandoom]

4:46 one of, if not, the greatest out-of-pocket, most left fielded moment in video game history

[@AxxLAfriku]

I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear ta

[@whodis4531]

@@AxxLAfriku what the fuck??

[@whodis4531]

Anyways ikr LMAOOO

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k .

[@johnvoigt67]

@@AxxLAfriku huhhh?????

[@cropsey7412]

This game has two indisputable quality : 1. it's utterly unique and 2. It's comedy gold.

[@Astronut445]

Name?

[@regulushafidz7535]

@@Astronut445 LA Noire

[@abirhasankhan9327]

"I'm currently solving a case of hit-and-run meanwhile contributing to a thousand more across the city" Perfectly sums every LA Noire stream charlie has done until now

[@jazzman7842]

@YeaMan your mother

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k . ..

[@abirhasankhan9327]

@@jazzman7842 no use replying to that man, it's a bot

[@LudaChez]

Funhaus plays through it and call it "Idiot Detective" and it always made me laugh the first thing they did was ram the car in to the first thing they saw.

[@SevenHunnid]

I get paid to smoke weed on my KZbin channel lmao😅 i got ads on my videos .. The pandemicc showed alot of people you can’t rely on a 9-5 solely on its own💯💧

[@MuNu_XiPi]

18:03 "No wonder he killed someone driving like this" *Detective proceeds to kill someone driving like this*

[@jobascantu3510]

“That’s the idea, Bekowski; I’m trying to kill this guy!”

[@guy_1698]

I was just about to comment this. I've never laughed so hard at a game before.

[@supremeoverlord3581]

The motions and facial expressions look crazy good in this game

[@haus16a]

that's because of motion capture

[@flamevoid9162]

What game is this

[@begformiuiruma257]

@@flamevoid9162 it's called LA Noire

[@anusmcgee4150]

What blows my mind is how the tech that made this game predates modern games by a couple years. It's such a unique game and I love it as much in 2022 as much as I did when it first graced my PS3. For best results, play it with your spouse. I PROMISE they have a far better bullshit detector.

[@stpidstuff]

It looks like Source, from 2004. They could do better

[@MawDaws]

“This town’s full of maniacs.” -MoistCritical, before somehow crashing into the 2nd story of a building.

[@antthegord9411]

shame that your first 2 replies are bots but if it's any consolation this made me lol

[@anarkxi]

how did he even manage that in the first place

[@stupidmangoz]

I know it's been 2 years but it makes me happy to see the bots removed

[@dionyzus2909]

I absolutely love that barman at 16:26. His naughty expressions are so fucking funny, I almost can hear him thinking "damn what a hot investigator... I need to get a hold of myself"

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k . ..

[@SmashSSL]

Some call him Johnny

[@neil6348]

i mean cole is pretty handsome i dont blame the guy

[@gun_violence_gaming]

​@@SmashSSLthis username is teetering on the edge of concerning

[@Fadez77]

20:24 : “You wanna back that up, little man?” I lost my shit there 🤣 Dame went straight for Charlie’s jugular 😭😂

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Charlie will never forgive liars obviously. It's in one of his 10 commandments. "Thou Shall not Lie"

[@clad3133]

Oh you changed your pfp

[@georgepeterzil6865]

That’s not a commandment tho

[@cubiccorp8235]

So we meet again

[@Paul-hl9nz]

You're everywhere

[@Lobotomyaftermath]

The commandment is "thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor" but close enough.

[@brendantunkel1114]

23:21 golden line: “He just said ‘ouch my knees’ and passed on”

[@tofoo72]

0:37 Charlie: *Crashes into corner while turning left and almost crashes into a car Cutscene: "we will take care of that for you"

[@jimbeats3733]

These bots are so god damn insufferable. What the actual fuck does Susan wojcickcici even do?????????????? Just make the platform worse???????????

[@tofoo72]

@@jimbeats3733 Every comment I made has bots lmao

[@jimbeats3733]

@@tofoo72 it’s so annoying. You shouldn’t be able to spam links let alone spam in general 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@tofoo72]

@@jimbeats3733 bro they blew up my comments. This sucks.

[@gyrozeppeli3438]

@@jimbeats3733 at this point they dont even care to at least try to yknow clean up the site lol.

[@LonelySandwich]

"I'd say dying killed him" - MoistCritikal 2022

[@kylejonas3875]

I think it was someone in chat who said it

[@Honeybadger10110]

lol

[@blyat8832]

That's very philosophical if you really think about it

[@Ebombe67]

Yo not getting views?

[@isntmypfpbeautiful5350]

@@kylejonas3875 a supergt fan no doubt

[@michellesiregar8245]

This game is so underrated, the facial animation is so far ahead of its time

[@emilfrederiksen.1622]

True first game to motion capture facial expressions

[@KangarooMonkey]

All pioneers are ahead of their time.

[@FUKKFACE]

0

[@zeapsin186]

I mean, it is Rockstar we're talking about.

[@Insideman666]

Lol

[@Mattisnipe]

24:25 I like how both the car doors flew into an npc's face lmao

[@tofoo72]

1:52 Charlie: "How can you not trust that face?" Also Charlie: "Looks like he's looking directly into the sun"

[@bamboozled614]

that is what he said, good job repeating it

[@CorbinSparrow]

Man the amount of bots

[@MediaExplainsBusiness]

witness: *breaths* Charlie: why are you fucking lying to me

[@Karl-xt2kn]

"No wonder you killed someone driving like that" Charlie instantly hits 2 more people 😂

[@xianiaa9939]

Fuck those bots.

[@Karl-xt2kn]

@@xianiaa9939 Thank u

[@rrinnlonginus]

24:14 Charlie: "This town's full of maniacs" Charlie: *flying in a car

[@rzg4648]

It’s crazy how the facial expressions are still good even today

[@cortster12]

That's face-mapping for ya!

[@dragon___]

because real actors were motion-captured for it and the devs didnt pull any punches making that opportunity go to waste

[@corbandotson4295]

Yeah this game looks fucking awesome, even by today's standards

[@Scooter227]

not really mo-capped, more like 3D scanned textures that update when certain muscles are manipulated.

[@Scooter227]

not really mo-capped, more like 3D scanned textures that update when certain muscles are manipulated.

[@jordanbirkin1997__]

“You keep lying and I’ll send you and the baby to jail” jesus calm down phelps

[@uncannyvalley3190]

Charlie: "This town is full of maniacs!" Charlie: literally a second later* 24:25

[@carlhartwell7978]

5:51lmao, I'm just imagining the partner frantically sticking his head out of the car to take a look at the carnage, turning back to Charlie with the _'look out for the pedestrians!'_ And Charlie just ignoring him as he just nonchalantly turns into the oncoming traffic, offering only _'Alriiight, let's ride Bekowski...'_

[@palmerscott23]

This has become one of my favorite comments on KZbin.

[@jellyfishtrifle7883]

If you're unsure during any interrogation, the trick is to always accuse of lying first because you can back out of it without hurting your score, but you can't back out of doubting someone.

[@OwOw_it_Lily]

"Did you steal the cookies?" "No-" "YOU'RE LYING" "What-" "Okay you're innocent" [Affirmative ding sound]

[@anubhavthakur2985]

@@OwOw_it_Lily a genuine comment among bots eh! Niceee

[@ss3nm0dn4r8]

that sounds backwards are lying and doubt flipped?

[@ska187]

I love LA Noire and how it can just go off the rails with the accusations like at 4:46. ManSlayer made amazing cuts with the dialogue that i still watch nowadays

[@braddivens5179]

HAIIIIIIII

[@usernamesarehard1664]

24:53 funny thing is code 4 means no further assistance is needed

[@marsmurderer9868]

"They were working on the tires, that's all that was took!" *immediately strokes out*

[@ZackaryWilliams77]

31:06 My personal favorite of this. Just walks in and drops the Thompson right in front of him.

[@voteZDLR]

I remember when this game just came out. I was recovering from a drug addiction at the time and this game made that entire process a lot easier. It still sucked don't get me wrong but that's one of the hardest things to do when going through that process is trying to keep your mind off the drugs. They say find a hobby or something else to try to occupy your mind with so this came at a really particularly great time for me. I wouldn't go as far as saying it saved my life but I will never forget that process and by extension I will never forget this game and what it meant to me at the time.

[@DrMattPDO]

Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs you should try them one more time just a gram drugs you’re thinking about drugs now

[@lunausagi8495]

@@DrMattPDO P҉i҉s҉s҉ ҉o҉f҉f҉ ҉c҉u҉n҉t҉

[@jspantonio8807]

@@DrMattPDO LMFAOOO

[@adhchopper]

@@DrMattPDO bro 😂

[@DrMattPDO]

@@jspantonio8807 what’s one hit/dose? I think he should try it again 😈

[@synthetikego2683]

i love how charlies moral compass is broken enough to not forgive liars yet simultaneously murder innocent civilians whilst pursuing a crime

[@boop99]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) I am definitely praying for you

[@whateversomewhere8023]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) penguinz exposed kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2ecqZWlhJ6pgrM

[@borimaster2412]

god I need more gameplay footage of Charlie playing this. funniest video game police brutality I've seen in a long while. like I love the idea that rest of the town's law enforcement have to deal with the mess he's left behind all the via hit-and-runs, deaths, and property damage

[@potatoezz7037]

Yeah he streams it pretty often on his twitch

[@compatriot852]

This games really deserves a sequel

[@sandianexpress1198]

Not with current rockstar

[@whitemamba0089]

@@sandianexpress1198 rockstar aint released shit since rdr2 lol

[@L-92761]

Current rockstar wont even give it a remaster at least I hope after what they did to GTA

[@damn6039]

@TheDreamSmasher was it really recieved that bad at the time?

[@kenny42069]

The more I look back on this game the more I've come to appreciate it. After a while I thought it was kind of goofy, but now I admire what it tried to do, and honestly? It still holds up. No game since has tried to use facial capture like this (for good reason, I'm pretty sure it was so expensive they went bankrupt), and it's one of the rare few detective games that requires some degree of critical thinking and puzzle solving. And once you get into it, the story actually covers some real, heavy shit that most games wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. Yeah, it has it's flaws, its jank, its rough edges. But goddamit if this game isn't the definition of "diamond in the rough". I want to go back and play it now.

[@sr.sidharthrana]

20:34 This was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@kevindinner670]

I know that was funny 😂😂😂

[@Nekonata_]

Man, he really doesn’t forgive liars

[@syeda1]

annoying bots

[@whateversomewhere8023]

@YeaMan penguinz exposed kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2ecqZWlhJ6pgrM

[@michellesiregar8245]

@YeaMan i'm better than YeaMan I got paige on my heat

[@savion29]

@@michellesiregar8245 Michelle better paige me on heat

[@jazzman7842]

@YeaMan your mother

[@alicetheneko7529]

All Charlie driving sequences: 00:25 5:49 8:05 11:43 13:47 17:45 21:32 24:12 26:14 27:03 28:04

[@austinb.4230]

He doesn’t forgive liars.

[@marcuschristofferpaghmarti9623]

Damn right he doesn't

[@duraffgaming2090]

I think you’re right

[@oatmeal0]

Damn straight.

[@bushmanairsoft9578]

So true

[@SickobingNotAutism]

Damn he really doesnt

[@anonymousanonymous5732]

Imagine if this came out a generation later. The face animations are still really good

[@GassN3R0]

word I said the same the car dealership guys lip movements were on point top tier!

[@LeaglRuby91]

26:30 That cut to the next clip.

[@Byeahman]

8:18 “learn to drive!” *Proceeds to run over a bunch of trash cans and a lamp post in a failed attempt to drift*

[@aqn01]

13:11 he did it, he said it

[@Chocorange89]

24:24 "The town is full of maniacs" *immediately cuts away to a flying car*

[@tofoo72]

2:12 "I'm accusing you of lying to me... and then making a very s-.. a very strange face at me"

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k ...w

[@maxhydekyle2425]

L.A. Noire is legitimately my favorite game. I know the facial expressions are pretty goofy, but overall they work very well and look quite good, especially for 2011. Graphics really haven't gotten all that much better in the past 11 years.

[@ncrtrooper517]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@urolledme3087]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k Awww...

[@neil6348]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@youngcorcs9189]

I love how Charlie drives in this game it makes me laugh everytime he pulls off

[@ShatteredAce]

Charlie is the epitome of sleuthing, deduction, and most importantly! Safe driving. Good job, Charlie, the streets are safer with YOU behind the wheel

[@kaismolarek]

24:23 might be the best cut in the history of KZbin

[@Frostaltered]

i love how Charlie plays this game so chaotically. Since when I play, I always drive correctly and stay textbook. So it is goofy seeing this type of gameplay 24:20 "this town is full of maniacs..." next fucken frame he somehow launched his car like 4 stories into the air and crashes into a crowd of civilians

[@CheddarDrip]

"A dozen people are dead and we have one suspect in custody with little evidence... Amazing, mission complete. That right there is why you're the best, Phelps"

[@yotsuba7573]

2:45 I love throughout LA Noire the occasional camera cut back to Cole grimacing at a blatant lie sometimes like *You're serious?*

[@shadowpunk93]

"What a goddamn lie, you filthy harpy." I about had a stroke with that one. 😂

[@abirhasankhan9327]

It's such a fun experience seeing Charlie play this game including all his shenanigans

[@Soldier.505]

I swear these bots are so annoying man

[@Crimbtw]

What game is this, never heard of it yet it seems underrated

[@BlueFoxDA]

@YeaMan ratio + l comment + get owned + no one wants you here + trump supporter + homophobic + failed + you fell off + you are better than no one + I am better than you + failed again

[@whateversomewhere8023]

@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) penguinz exposed kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2ecqZWlhJ6pgrM

[@abirhasankhan9327]

@@Crimbtw L. A. Noire, rockstar games

[@kingCrow998]

18:35 "How does a vehicular manslaughter rap sound?" Right after he just mowed down 20 civilians in the car chase 🤣

[@sundaynightdrunk]

Charlie streaming this game has been the best yet. I love it when he actually really enjoys a game, and you can tell by how damn much fun he has with it.

[@BenDover-lw6bb]

I don’t wtf is happening in this game I just enjoy Charlie’s commentary

[@ddrevm]

Charlie: Learn to drive Also Charlie: crashes into another car 20 seconds later

[@ctya263]

It's good to see that Jesus appreciates this massively underrated game, like this moment at 4:46.

[@urolledme3087]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k Awww .. ..

[@kanthonyofficial]

8:08 - “can we try to get there in one piece!?! immediately swerves into head on traffic

[@chisecrecy4974]

If there's one thing I learned from this playthrough, it's that you never deny Charles White a hot dog.

[@RAPTORREX_]

i like how on a hit and run mission charlie realized he was finally able to well... **hit and run**

[@danramos6192]

"This town's full of maniacs" Meanwhile in the very next clip: *car defies known laws of physics*

[@abduu173]

Lorna: You wanna back that up little man? Charlie: and that’s when i took it personal

[@purebattle3175]

Bekowsky: “You don’t care who gets in your way do you”?!?! Charlie running into cars: “Nope”. 😂😂 21:33

[@dillyt6948]

"Are you trying to kill me?!" "Nope"

[@thebleachbartender1312]

24:23 "this town is full of maniacs" *cuts to him doing barrel in the air with his car*

[@fuk1tsu91]

The characters in this game has 12x better facial expression and emotion showed then Kristen Stewart throughout the Twilight series

[@MMACinephile]

What are you talking about? The Twilight Zone is one of the best shows of all time. Your comment is absolute drivel.

[@Anna-sd4zl]

@@MMACinephile I think op is talking about Twilight movie series.

[@MMACinephile]

@m I was, yes.

[@Fem_Witch]

Charlie: "this town is full of maniacs." Also Charlie: *tries to make the flying car of the future today.*

[@Fem_Witch]

@dueeh nyyu Tophe: "there's a physical reaction whenever someone lies." That guy: *becomes physical reaction from lying*

[@builtdoggy]

this game was wayyyy ahead of its time

[@whateversomewhere8023]

@YeaMan penguinz exposed kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2ecqZWlhJ6pgrM

[@AleksandarBell]

Here’s a non bot reply

[@goldenbro439]

@ARABELA bot

[@goldenbro439]

@VICKY🦋 bot

[@goldenbro439]

@Ijar Ka,,,, 👇💋 bot

[@wildtrickster4135]

25:20 lmao not just any two big guys but a couple of mudering lunatics

[@TuleeMaster]

That Christmas tree behind Charles will still be there on Valentine's Day.

[@igr4viti]

i will never be convinced that this game is anything short of perfect

[@adamhill7044]

"no wonder he killed someone, driving like this" charlie: *runs over 3 pedestrians and hits a sign* That's the idea

[@Diesel_Budgie]

"No wonder he killed someone, driving like this!" *Immediately flatlines a pedestrian*

[@Christopher-lr9gv]

24:40 this town is filled with crazy people cuts to him flying through the air

[@LadyofRohan87]

I remember back when this came out, I was rolling on the floor dying laughing over Cole's bluntness. I still randomly link people to the infamous line with zero context.

[@L-92761]

Charlie keeps reminding me of great games that will never get sequels in 1000 years

[@ThreeMusketeersGaming69]

1:54 when the edibles kick in

[@sbstnsts]

10:02 "right to my face in front of bekowsky ... and god?!"

[@alxxa1111]

14:07 used an inflation calculator, turns out $16,000 is about $666,000 today.

[@calvinyazzie3338]

I love this game, it's made even better with the memes from this community 😂

[@abvgdika8378]

name of the game?

[@Poopsickle12]

@@abvgdika8378 LA noire

[@averagecartoonfan3519]

@@BlueFoxDA sure he’s a bot, but what’s so bad about being a trump supporter lol

[@armyspy9797]

No but ok

[@michellesiregar8245]

Your comment have been invaded by Skynet

[@redthecrusadertiktok]

If they are deceased, the crime rate won’t increase

[@drunkkeymaster]

Charlie: "This town is full of maniacs" Also Charlie: Proceeds to run down any civilian he sees and cause mass havoc anytime he's in the car.

[@redthecrusadertiktok]

If they’re deceased, The crime rate won’t increase

[@Cidimm]

"Towns full of maniacs." proceeds to fly with his car and land on pedestrians

[@destinystewart2343]

“Town’s full of maniacs” he says whilst driving like he’s in a demo derby

[@Oka_3]

Lol it sounds like he says “That n***** got fucked up.” At 22:07

[@crazycooln01]

That guy got fucked up Is what he said

[@palidus]

I'm so glad they made the naked gun into a video game. this is incredible.

[@qjames0077]

4:46 Well, that escalated quickly

[@IMorphyus]

28:43. I laughed wayyyyy to hard at that statement

[@Karl-xt2kn]

Lmao "watch out little man" ..... "DAMN like she's really talking to me" had me joked out more than it should

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqGphKKHfN-Up8k . ..

This game genuinely deserves a sequel. Really enjoyed it 💖💖

[@rtx-kk2xq]

Agreed. Sadly the studio went bankrupt not long after release and they've closed down

[@OskTheMosk]

Shut up you bot account, with your measly 2 likes

[@jojojojobizarre9279]

So what is this game

[@grantwilliams__]

@@jojojojobizarre9279 la noire

[@ragerasse7616]

Shut up

[@shamanthatidiot]

2:52 this guy's facial expressions just kills me- he looks constipated lol

[@Albeit_Jordan]

26:58 cop: mind if I shoot this guy? he's getting on my nerves too real

[@tucatheman]

It's so funny when Cr1tikal just carelessly drives and sends civillians off flying 💀💀💀💀 same thing when i watch someone play gta5

[@MJB1993]

17:00 Bartender with the EDP face

[@ZACKARDO]

Charlie killing hundreds of people and he didn't notice he killed any until 22:00

[@c.9345]

Lorna: You wanna back that up, little man? Cole: Stephan: Leroy: Charlie: LITTLE MAN?!

[@reeb3687]

"No wonder he killed someone, drivin' like this." *Charlie immediately proceeds to slam his car into a random lady on the sidewalk 18:03

[@breakthatbread8435]

This is still one of his best videos. Every joke and his overall demanor to casually recking the city and runing the lives of civilians as he investigates stuff like traffic crimes is top tier.