The Official Podcast #96 With Daniel Sloss

[@knifeman2670]

You guys should go to boardwalk burgers for episode 100

[@penny1992]

It closed down

[@checkurs675]

@@penny1992 fr!?!?

[@thesovietkevin7275]

@@checkurs675 cuz the burgers werent having any fun

[@somemong989]

More like booooooooooooored burgers

[@vive_faux6909]

For the 100th podcast you should get cr1tikal on

[@StillNoPickles69]

Obviously he's already on the podcast

[@StillNoPickles69]

r/woosh

[@ic3_115]

Omg yes

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

I don't know if these boys could handle the manliness that is cr1tikal

[@UriclubTK]

who the fuck is that

[@12loveranime]

Oh my god. I've been watching Charlie and Daniel Sloss for almost the same number of years. You have no idea how happy I am to see y'all have him in the podcast.

[@fengkorberfer]

Kaya's edgy monologues cause some of the most awkward atmospheres with the guest.

[@nicholasgeere5125]

its not anywhere near as bad as the endless slew of commenters who feel the relentless desire to point out unnoticeable awkward atmospheres every.... single.... podcast.....

[@IvanSN]

He's so edgy. Like one of those hardcore internet atheists.

[@1337snake888]

Kaya monologues are like the edgy XXXTentacion cypher

[@IvanSN]

@@fengkorberfer I'm an atheist, but I refrain from calling myself an atheist. Internet atheists think they're superior for being atheists. It's annoying. Also the death match thing bothered me. Should've mentioned that.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Kaya and mister metokur episode when?

[@dabigdee3401]

42:05 And thats why I love Jackson! His timing with those one liners are always so great.

[@virtual_alligator]

hahaha when daniel started talking about how good Bo Burnham is was hilarious knowing how much Andrew hates him

[@JaydevRaol]

I know it's been more than 2 years but why do Andrew hate Bo. He is awesome man.

[@lordz19]

Why does andrew hate Bo?

[@OwenOsaka]

I always find the setup of the podcast interesting: Jackson: holds it all together, the quiet guy, he kind of keeps everything on track Andrew: is the funniest, jokes most Charlie: sex jokes, offers opinions, also often has insight and the best questions for guests Kaya: controversial for the sake of it, edgy, “spices it up” No matter how awkward Kaya makes everyone feel, and I agree, unfortunately the podcast would probably be more boring without him.

[@tehcookievanilla1323]

^

[@manuelsputnik]

Andrew is funny? What?

[@jeremiahking2072]

@@manuelsputnik he can be but most of the time I don't think so

[@JaydevRaol]

Na! Kaya is usually to edgy for his own sake.

[@brownguy903]

His specials on Netflix are👌

[@username1660]

The first 2/3'rds are, at least.

[@brownguy903]

so i'm assuming your relationship is one of the ones he broke up then

[@JaydevRaol]

Agree!

[@JaydevRaol]

Wow! I didn't expected Daniel Sloss to be here. Love all his specials, so it was nice to see more of him, especially here.

[@urunclesam1659]

I LOVE DANIEL SLOSS!! He’s funny as heck and got a nice slossage ;))

[@user-rr3ho9px1j]

For the 104th episode get Charlies dad on

[@bradybrockdorff3787]

Thank you for getting Sloss on! His stand ups are amazing

[@kaboose2177]

Seen Sloss multiple times and I'll go see him multiple more times. Top of his game!

[@TheLegoPerson]

I couldn't believe it when I saw you got Daniel Sloss on. Just finished his two part Netflix special and it's amazing, I am so excited to hear this episode

[@haileymathews2729]

Now our gums shouldn't bleed because we all slossed today.

[@ICantMeow]

The thumbnail makes Daniel look like a sentient AI that found a boston dynamics robot to over take

[@Versaucey]

Damnnn Charlie, back at it again with those podcasts.

[@StillNoPickles69]

And Andrew... and Kaya, and Jackson

[@manhathaway]

The awkwardness is so tangible I can taste it rn.

[@justafurry2586]

Well how does it taste??

[@seniorderpface]

Thank you guys your podcast brings tears of bordom to my eyes the perfect treatment for insomnia

[@Forestranger4567]

I’m really behind but one of my favorites so far keep up the great work men!

[@floatingmics]

What a gem of a podcast. Frikkin well done lads.

[@Tsurette]

It really pisses me off when Kaya just shits on people for no reason and is unnecessarily cynical. He’s like “what do you think of this Netflix special. Isn’t it bad?” “No I actually quite like it” “No you’re wrong it’s bad.”

[@ricoratso]

Thomas Surette Listening to Kaya just straight up makes me want to not watch the podcast

[@Rot_Soft]

Hey you know what they say, always trust a guy who never stops talking about paedophilia, talks about sex stuff over explicity (also saying he pours hot wax on himself and hang wieghts on his balls) and has only expressed attraction to a celebrity that looks like a child (Arianna grande)

[@Rot_Soft]

Yeah he was obviously drunk but doesn't excuse it. He's annoying in basically every cast with his "us" and "them" type comments about liberals or SJW. Misread Sloss just because he isn't an SJW that he's a wank who doesn't shut up about that kind of stuff like him.

[@CherrygroveCity]

doing the sloss in fortnite battle royale

[@thomasriches3488]

Kaya man, you gotta stop with the edge man.

[@PimpNamedDragonBalls]

Nah I agree with him usually

[@KnightSlasher]

I like people talking to people wish I did it

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

This is 2official5me

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING FROGMAN I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the needs of my two girlfriends so please watch my highly stimulating videos

[@D3w10n]

its almost like its... 3official5me... ... yea Ill escort myself out...

[@ServalKitty]

I like ur profile pic u earned a sub

[@KidneyPunch11]

@@AxxLAfriku you're not persuading well enough. Drag them in, make em reply a few times THEN plug your shit. Make an effort, make it fun. KZbin will break you and bury you alive, make it fun. It will eat you alive, have your fun. You'll crisp up, give pubis, make it fun

[@voxvolhynia5400]

Got to the video of one of my favourite youtubers in a shorter time than the duration of the video itself. Nice.

[@johnbrowning4510]

Wish they talked about Brendan Fraser getting the role as Robotman

[@digitalcarnage441]

Human Wars is basically the storyline of Deadman Wonderland and that sounds sick. I'm on board for it lmao

[@Punkthespian]

You guys should get Danny Gonzales or Drew Gooden

[@maximummoisture2311]

Did you mean to write the same name twice or was that a mistake

[@Tyrael242]

This episode was amazing

[@toya4335]

I think Kaya needs to stop reading articles...

[@LaniakeaLeathercrafts]

Comes out rolling with a reverse-Robin Hood joke. I love this guy.

[@unjaruk]

The Official Splash Zone here, with content that has so much moisture it legally classifies as a Category 5 Hurricane

[@kerarri158]

kaya's inner turkish avengers age of ultron ultron voice is coming out

[@Joseph-no6sn]

Is this sLoss? I can't muster up the courage to kill myself

[@Kitkatze]

Pls fix the audio, the noise gate effect is a little off and ends up being too aggressive

[@PopcornBunni]

I always loved Storm II in the robot fights. Huge torque and drive force along with its low ground clearance and it would just fucking blast everything else out of the arena from the middle.

[@joshuabuilds3051]

Guys, love the podcasts. Commercials front loaded please. I end up skipping extra time to make sure the (shitty) reads are over

[@asteria5382]

Ambiguous basically means having more than one meaning. So the protagonist would be a metaphor for something, probably pain or sorrow or something

[@AlexisAnayalator]

Good guest this week guys

[@Super-zq3pn]

Idk who he is, but I like these podcasts

[@BeeBeeBeeLol]

Watch his new specials on netflix! He's funny af

[@billpeel4408]

Everybody's disappointment that Daniel liked Nanette was my favourite part of the podcast. He is right though.

[@Alexdagreat4]

kaya especially

[@sykez1274]

Hey man. I'm really trying to find this part of the podcast where they talk about nanette but for some reason i cant find it. Would you be so kind as to give me a rough timestamp? Thank you.

[@thehonestowl8718]

Yeah I thought it was hilarious especially when she cried and revealed devastating personal trauma from her past to an entire crowd of strangers that went to her show to have a good time. Nannet was such a genius comedy special who new the secret to comedy was telling depressing stories to make people uncomfortable. I'm so glad to have been enlightened.

[@jimmyPongo]

kaya was hoping daniel didn't like it so he could go on some anti feminist rant for 10 minutes

[@liquidjoshi]

@@sykez1274 06:30

[@jadeyxboox]

Cr1tikal and Daniel sloss is a combination I never thought I’d see!

[@Davidofsmeg]

Literally just came for the Robot Wars chat!

[@MrHammerman97]

Hes from Scotland...Love this bastard

[@purvy7240]

I’m crying laughing, “People Wars” would be a great idea

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

when I gotta cry I just watch that video of the black kid visiting his friends memorial

[@kirasmith1147]

This is epic

[@KnotAcceptableVids]

the video just came out lmao

[@kirasmith1147]

I watched at 79.38x speed

[@nikolaiandre5751]

Wonder if Kaya has a pre podcast drink too

[@ImmaLittlePip]

We need Mister metokur E;R Mumkey Jones Jontron Boogie2988 again On the podcast But be careful not to have them all at the same time Legend say the 6th Reich will start if that happens

[@a130inthesky]

ImmaLittlePip Could the Boys handle Sweetie Jim's banter?

[@hpebackwards]

jon "60 IQ ethnostate advocate" tron and kaya would get along

[@scott1836]

They did mumkey but its only for patrions....

[@coughpillbox748]

@@hpebackwards wasn't he against people with low IQ? I honestly cant remember what the issue was, been so long.

[@hpebackwards]

yea he's on the sargon bandwagon, which is funny because he's a dumbass himself.

[@darksoldier8978]

LOVE the vids keep it up :)

[@crimsonpotemkin]

I remember Sloss from Russel Howard's Good News.

[@captainzubzubs5127]

My Bois are backkkkkk

[@antisocialxy9720]

nothings funnier than existential dread

[@derpythedaedra4194]

finally, the host of Sloss.O, Daniel Sloss

[@flanthief]

I am struggling to find clips of this diamond encrusted monster they speak of from Robot Wars

[@ifco1473]

Counting down until world's weightiest dad, General Sam.

[@Wulf0w0]

I'd love it if you guys had Quinton reviews on an episode

[@StarMeCall]

So when are you guys getting Walt Disney in the Official Podcast?

[@RipCCCord]

I fucking hate when I'm about to go into my Anatomy and Phys lab class, but an official podcast episode drops. Makin' me wait for my daily dose of MOISTURE

[@dbe9w]

You should do a podcast with raccooneggs

[@Szostek.]

You got ur wish

[@gnarlyandy1]

I want a podcast where charlie talks like he does for the 98 Koshien video

[@JB-jr9pj]

I wanna see maxmoefoe on next

[@Phasev3]

A drunk one

[@KnotAcceptableVids]

what's the purpose behind your name? I can't find it anywhere online and i don't think you've explained it

[@StillNoPickles69]

KnotAcceptableVids he just liked penguins when he made the name. He's explained it thousands of times

[@demonicmind1242]

It’s probably is little mind thought of (he created his account when he was a teenager) he probably isn’t changing it because of his OCD, it took forever for him to get over the old battlefield helicopter channel picture (which I thought was a penguin swimming upwards oddly enough)

[@justafurry2586]

@@StillNoPickles69 but what does the z mean?? Is it because penguins was already taken?

[@StillNoPickles69]

justa furry it's just what people used to do with their usernames on Xbox and shit, there's literally no meaning

[@tristanclement5533]

Here's the thing about post-modern comedy that I believe some people miss, it's the fact that despite using it, the people using it are still comedians, they are able to make it funny. So people will confuse both normal and post-modern comedy as they're simply blending the act together quite well. Going off Kaya's articles' definitions alone, George Carlin and Bo Burnhan can be identified as post-modern comedians and they were some of the greatest in the business! If there really is a guy who is going around talking about the most ridiculous existential shit and calling himself a ''comedian'' despite not making the topic funny, then yeah, he should be put in an insane asylum.

[@anthonyseverino8292]

Kaya and this guy had a bromance moment

[@Logan-gl2ft]

Ive personally always liked comedy thats got a good story with some offensive portions in it. Nothing that crosses to far over the line, just things that make fun of others or yourself and everyone's having a good time with it. People like Bo Burnham, Chad Daniels, Daniel cummins

[@sicksT6]

With the whole death ring thing, I think if you were to have like a masked society such as the people from new vagas. There’s just like a standard mask so everyone’s anonymous.

[@marcusmunoz2779]

Jackson "what's a protagonist?" *Presses index finger against brow* Sloss, "a protagonist is obviously someone who antagonizes someone." *Presses other index finger against other brow*

[@nikolaiandre5751]

ahahaha

[@splob1981]

i got here in three minutes. thats a new record for me

[@MegaChris456]

Hoping you get DanielFromSL someday.

[@dudeb.6296]

You guys should definitely try to get Johnny Sins in your podcast

[@ethanbartosek9480]

I love Daniel great guest

[@nick-no6pi]

kaya really lashing out at the end. dang ima cut myself on that edge.

[@Max-gz8qe]

heck yea new podcast episode new me

[@WholesomeLad]

Daniel doesnt floss.

[@ELECTRICINVEST]

Wholesome Lad and I bet you do with no teeth?

[@theentiregalaxy6777]

Daniel doesn’t floss but he does sloss

[@ploopybear]

Daniel Sauss

[@currymcflurry7839]

I met Daniel in Edinburgh after the fringe festival in bar, fucking hilarious guy, proper dark comedy

[@ZFighterdude03]

The 23andme link doesn't work :(

[@robertsparks2250]

No fucking way. This is awesome

[@tristanleach8182]

OH MY GOD THANK GOD YALL KNOW WHAT WARRIOR IS

[@feetusgaming779]

god, who edited the audio this episode

[@manuelsputnik]

#BlameJackson

[@savior4051]

Starting now I’m going to comment this on every Official Podcast.

[@vore7573]

So every podcast you'll say starting now?

[@savior4051]

Wasn’t it clear

[@vore7573]

@@savior4051 well how will they now when it truly starts if you say starting now in every comment?

[@savior4051]

How do you know this is the start?

[@vore7573]

@@savior4051 how do you know this isnt the end?

[@Blazer_1265]

I'm gluten free because gluten wasn't allowing me to grow. Something about proteins and all that crap I needed that wasn't be brought throughout my body because of gluten. It also really messes up my intestines.

[@ale_guadarrama]

I love this

[@a.dude.washere]

Am I the only one that hums to the entrance music?

[@legosys6061]

Whens the discord going to be fixed

[@Reirek]

I worked with this guy at a local theatre a few years ago, doubt he remembers me, but just the fact I’m one connection away from cr1tikal is almost surreal to me

[@MangoAssassin8]

From the thumbnail I thought it was Connor from Cyberlife

[@Skate_and_Destroy90]

Best part is all the voice cracks

[@fatcat2015]

It’s funny how he’s trying to rip into it but post comedy is a legit thing, all internet humor is post comedy, you fellow filthy basement lurkers know what I’m talking about. Literally every point he read on the definition of post-comedy is legit comedy, more specifically the comedy of us who grew up with the development of internet culture.

[@scott1836]

"Basment lurkers"... I like that

[@manuelsputnik]

Shit... You're right.

[@balderknight7132]

They really like having people I don't know on

[@mikedevyatov3213]

You guys should just make an episode where it’s just an hour of ads

[@ghostofsparta7993]

you should have RangerDave on

[@Nate_M123]

You guys should get pyrocinycal on here

[@MlSTERTORGUE]

Damn, now I really wanna watch Battle Bots... An oilrig diamond drill weapon just sounds... unfair XD

[@Jmak]

Daniel sloss? more like Daniel Floss

[@TheMrboom11]

Jmak more like bore Ragnarok

[@whydoihave4subscribers944]

@@TheMrboom11 great meme

[@lorengarms9836]

Rip Jmak my sweet prince

[@g-wiz154]

Daniel Floss? More like Dental Floss

[@nickhallal8630]

"Do you think we're so far down the evolutionary chain that men have periods except it comes out as diarrhea" Dear God

[@awesomedudeman97]

u guys should get jimmy tatro as a guest!!

[@TheMrboom11]

If we can get Daniel here, we should get James veitch next