I'm Rank #1 Home Alone Speedrunner

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[@ShadowTaiga]

the voice acting in this game is so next level. I could really believe it when he said "it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" the pain and agony was visceral.

[@The_Real_Dark_Horse]

My horses are better than Charlie's

[@dauvid]

​@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 ok lil bro💀🙏

[@generalsheperd5864]

​@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 crazy how I'm stronger than 20 dogs as a man

[@andriusandrau]

Reminds me of old voice from Charlie back in the day.

[@CantTellYou]

Townton is so beautiful this time of day!

[@limitlessLtd]

"One crowbar is enough to kill me?? How weak is this child" A quote for the ages.

[@volvo09]

I laughed my ass off at that!

[@kamikazesopp]

​@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21I'm sorry to hear you know that about yourself?

[@elgoblin]

Literally was just coming down to comment that🤣

[@billbill6094]

Good enough to fight alongside Batman.

[@claynedwash6172]

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21what does this mean? You’ve been hit with a crowbar 3 times?!?

[@Toastyscrub]

Home Alone could have been summed up in like 5 minutes if Kevin used this strat

[@Dapperganker]

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 I got 3 steroid junkie kids bring it

[@ThisIsmiXTV]

Crazy to think the 1st movie couldve just ended with a funeral

[@forceghostyoda5730]

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21bot

[@aidenlakata7662]

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 3 kids?? yeah i could see that xD

[@timeblade]

Kevin literally made jigsaw level traps and no one even batted an eye…

[@hoplul]

I love how Charlie says "how weak is this child" like a swing to the head from a grown man with a crowbar wouldn't easily kill a child

[@richardcochrun3869]

It's even funnier when you realize he is dying as part of dropping the item meant to end and restart the game. Wasn't even because of the hit lol.

[@avramcs]

Depends on the man, depends on the child - Bruce Green type quote

[@cassdun619]

Some children die from just sleeping wrong! Some kids survive being crushed. The human body is weird like that

[@CosplayZine]

Sarcasm undetected.

[@TjallieBrrr]

​@@Bfkcjscbsnjc hahaha its you again, shouldnt you be trying to get your virginity taken instead of mindlessly commenting about another mans love life😂

[@troy_opal2054]

„yippie ki yay you dirty old bastard” in the most monotone voice as Kevin simultaneously dies on the floor always get me

[@brendenheil]

Bruh, he says loser, not bastard hahahaha

[@jamaruperi5715]

I think he says geezers

[@Teepkicks]

@@jamaruperi5715 definitely geezers

[@-jakey-]

"its so hard to get a cheese pizza these days" is ingrained into my soul

[@eFrog27]

Not ingrained enough because you didn’t quote it right

[@-jakey-]

@@eFrog27 Yeah I forgot to put plain shoot me

[@ARASH_SAMIEI]

He said PLAIN cheese pizza

[@ARASH_SAMIEI]

@@Bfkcjscbsnjc this guy knows what every woman wants

[@glareicebutts1423]

ingrained into your soul but you misquote it 😂

[@malterek]

One thing I still don't understand, Why is it so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days?

[@dannysmi7162]

He forgot the phone number for the pizza restaurant maybe. He also dropped his iPhone in the toilet.

[@malterek]

@@dannysmi7162 Damn...

[@mattgroening8872]

@@dannysmi7162little kid…iPhone…toilet… It all comes together

[@informitas0117]

He's a prisoner in his own mind.

[@andriana5311]

Hearing that same monotone line about plain cheese pizza again and again would drive me insane💀

[@ArnoO242]

​@@p-__It's so hard to get a plain bot comment these days...

[@Brodc]

You hear the same monotone lines from charlies videos again and again and you seem to like it.

[@ultradeathboy]

​@@BrodcCharlie isn't talking about cheese pizza 24/7

[@Novsev9069]

⁠@@ultradeathboy he should be

[@patrickwhh7734]

It gets funnier tho

[@thexgamer8240]

Seeing Charles achieving another speed run record in an unknown game is like discovering a new planet.

[@Eric_Gurt]

​@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21cap

[@firefly690]

I think he has done a video on this before

[@CgssCENTURY]

Diq rider

[@lordshadowz58]

hes done a video on this

[@mvpandrew93]

*Same uselessness yet I love that it's fact*

[@HeresJohnnyDee]

10:46 me when the homies and I have a sleepover

[@luffytard7512]

zesty as all hell

[@HeresJohnnyDee]

@@luffytard7512 more zesty than BK zesty sauce, want to have a sleepover?

[@HeresJohnnyDee]

@@luffytard7512 you know it bb, wanna have a sleepover??

[@TheLastOfPies]

so true

[@Mx.WolfoFr]

​@@HeresJohnnyDeePlease

[@Skibbidy_doodoo]

10:48 is the wildest line I ever heard😭😭😭

[@Edens_Bones]

I was scrolling looking for someone to point this shit out I knew someone did 🤣

[@Galm1]

@@Edens_Bonessame

[@Carlito516]

sme @@Galm1

[@alexiz0013]

Lmao, I knew I'd find someone else pointing that out 😅 "That's what he said" kinda moment, but he's playing as a kid so it's even worse 💀

[@EOJ00]

With my name being Joe. You gave me the perfect clip to set as a alarm. "Joe what are you doing? Joe wake up."

[@TheAverageGamer1]

😂😂😂

[@DustinBigMac]

Sweeet

[@alexiz0013]

Lol, that's golden

[@johnc8383]

Every speedrun video Charlie starts by saying "nah im not gonna try for WR" 2min later "OHHH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN WR NOOO"

[@oscainian1089]

the fact wxyz came back and decimated the record is a testament to his skill

[@arjunr755]

he is the "shit game games speed run god"🙏

[@territy]

i cant believe charlie got a 44.67s Any%WR. it was 00.01 ahead of the former WR. this is a defined moment in gaming history.

[@iamapokerface8992]

cringe

[@Justinicus24]

On a game that nobody cares about or plays but him

[@holdmacat9932]

He is not a former, Wxyz beat it already a day ago

[@quintonporter270]

​@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21what? Kids are weak lol of course you are

[@territy]

@@Bfkcjscbsnjcgeez man, you seem to take the fun out of things

[@ethanhuntley1313]

Up the stairs sub 30 is the message we all look for from the lord lmao

[@botarakutabi1199]

Your comment deserves a non-bot reply.

[@awesomejacketdude]

Love your Tom WTF stare profile picture from "Tails Gets Trolled."

[@forceghostyoda5730]

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21im pretty sure 3 kids could beat a robot

[@Jonathan_Collins]

Whenever someone finds a new speedrunning strat in a game that Charlie used to speedrun - you can hear a boss music sounding from afar

[@InfoshortYTs]

“It’s so hard to get plain cheese pizza these days”

[@honeybun6677]

You must’ve heard the line at least 40 times and you still messed it up

[@i.d.k5039]

@@honeybun6677who cares

[@garystinten9339]

​@@i.d.k5039starving "Hollywood elites" care.. that's who.

[@andy56165146]

@@honeybun6677 lol the only thing hes missing is a (A) plain cheese pizza, you probly think he says a good cheese pizza like the other guy above lmao, sad how ppl can be so stupid correcting someone because he heard it 40 time while that guy got it right lmao

[@billbill6094]

"One crowbar is enough to kill...how weak is this child?" -Batman

[@ahmedyoboiii5355]

Angry like

[@GGReactor]

“One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?!” edit: is it too late to capitalize on the likes and share my fallout 4 content, Charlie’s content is better than my content

[@billbill6094]

Charlie's Joker moments.

[@forceghostyoda5730]

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21bot

[@slappyjo1046]

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21shut

[@slyonerz]

Aggressively tounge punch my butt hole for $20 fortnight card big bruh

[@ayd69]

@itz_me_beautiful_devil_21 who asked

[@eskra24]

“Yippie kiyay you dirty old loser” in a monotone way is brutal lol thanks for the likes 👍

[@jujuchonk]

Now THAT is the kind of person to be afraid of.

[@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD]

​@@jujuchonkthey put the wrong Macaulay Culkin movie character in this game.

[@bayleylittle]

I love how he goes from “yeah I’d like to hit maybe a low minute, nothing crazy” to “I’m going for world record”

[@TakeThePenn]

If I learned anything from watching this video it’s that it’s fucking impossible to get a damn cheese pizza these days!

[@BlueLoveYT]

“It’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days” now lives in my head rent free

[@isaacwest276]

These voice lines are gonna kill me. The "can you hear me I'm not afraid anymore" with the straightest face ever is gonna send me to my grave.

[@FnWaltahKitty]

It's cause they had to flatten the voice lines 💀💀💀💀

[@monkeman6470]

First he beat Mr Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine, and now Home Defender. This man cant be stopped

[@PrinceofTheMonsters]

Jason Todd needs to take notes from Charlie if he was able to take multiple swings from a grown man with a crowvar

[@mitchwatkins945]

it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days

[@garystinten9339]

Not in Hollywood

[@BTVenderman]

It’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days…

[@thegreenrocket]

"it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" i've been trying to tell the masses, but finally someone gets it...

[@jasonrobinson758]

charlie is prepared to escape the wet bandits in real life now.

[@mrman4211]

Nah man these are the dry bandits

[@migga7]

Don’t let moistcritical now about this penguinzos' world record

[@KimDrewTheLine]

​@@p-__I can't believe you've nothing better to do, but also find it hilarious every time I see you saying this (so every time I come to his comments basically)...how old are you? Lol.

[@ren20001]

​@@KimDrewTheLineit's a bot, honey

[@cloak3714]

@@ren20001at this point, I wonder if the people that respond to bot comments in earnest are bots themselves lol

[@rajput36000]

@@KimDrewTheLine its a bot you retrad

[@mattgroening8872]

@@KimDrewTheLinebuddy it’s a bot 😭😭😭

[@smugbowkid9919]

Speedrunning is some of the best content, for me, on this channel. It’s so fun.

[@SentienceGeneration]

I agree.

[@joestar_kid5208]

The most emotion we've seen out of Charlie to date

[@lilboat420]

wxyz snatched that record right back

[@katy5298]

"How weak is this child" if it weren't for a single crowbar, we wouldn't have Under the Red Hood, a fantastic movie.

[@PandaDeej]

"One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?" Had me HOLLERING

[@IgnatiusAlpha]

5:10 The way it goes from our protagonist muttering "It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" to one of the robbers screaming in pain a few seconds later made me laugh way harder than I should have.

[@brendankerr3571]

What’s crazy is that he already lost the world record before uploading this. Just shows how competitive the home defender speed run is

[@gamerrobloxian920]

"It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days" THAT LINE IS GLUED INTO MY SKULL!

[@ChinaResidence]

Its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days

[@ShinigamiNyx]

"It's so gard to get a plain cheese pizza these days." - Kevin McCallister

[@mockingbird9646]

In reflection after enjoying this video, i cant help but think how its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days

[@thegreenrocket]

No joke, using the 0.25x speed and pausing it every split second, the very first frame where the end houses are shown was *"44.66"* - that should be Charlie's WR for this speedrun, for the next 48 hours until someone beats it.

[@Halosrighthand]

Charlie playing as a literal child: "What?! One crowbar was enough to kill me?!" Yeah.. Children aren't really known for their fortitude 😂

[@markelvenson5860]

10:48 nah Charlie wild for this statement 😭

[@LPWLoden]

"one crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child". As a university student in criminology, i have to light-heartedly object to this complaint

[@radiofreeacab]

Stop being a cop, nobody likes a cop.

[@TertiaryTrash]

​@@radiofreeacabhe's there to be a criminal, that's why it's criminology. He was just saying he objected because it would always be ideal to strike a child multiple times just to make sure.

[@667vodka]

​@@radiofreeacab exactly

[@bigfanofdong]

As if you need to be a criminology student to know that a crowbar can kill a child

[@alexism9656]

Bro why is everyone hating on this person?

[@dankenstein528]

It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days

[@usernameinvalid8]

"One crowbar is enough to kill me? How weak is this child?" Idk charlie ask The Robin and Joker 🤣🤣

[@zach3089]

10:47 that is a crazy statement to make lmao

[@TheLouzer_]

I love how you call one thief "Joe", as in the actor's name, but the other one is just "Marv", the character name, instead of "Daniel". lol

[@karacter3369]

Short speedruns are the best moist vids

[@itsjigen]

Charlie's celebrations are the funniest lmao

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

"If you no longer go for a frame swap that exists, you are no longer a speedrunner." - Charlie, probably On another note, I find it kinda funny that Charlie refers to Joe Pesci's character as Joe Pesci instead of Harry but still refers to Daniel Stern's character as Marv.

[@lanah8253]

tonight my sleep paralysis demon is gonna tell me how hard it is to get a plain cheese pizza these days

[@soupcangaming662]

Honestly my brain thought the title was House Flipper and was excited to see how you speedran conjuring Mr. Clean's eldritch horror.

[@Harohikun]

I agree, it is so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days! The pineapple and pepperonis are always on top!

[@getoutofherestalker500]

"1 crowbar kills this child? how weak is this child?"

[@TheRealLimey]

Charlie’s determination to world record shitty games is quite admirable

[@dietjesus7710]

The voice acting is so monotone it's actually super funny

[@brianIefevre]

Love that you call them Joe and Marv

[@bakenbeans420]

Its so funny listening to Charlie "Who am I? I was made in a lab" "feels good to be on top" lol

[@ATerribleFate.ButAGreatStory.]

It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.... It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.... It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days...

[@_alleycat_]

the amazingly deadpan delivery of Kevins voice actor makes this seem like he is eternally stuck in this speedrun loop 😂

[@Porch_Geese]

We need a summoning salt video on this

[@hibernii]

it's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days

[@lampolankilankoshlosh]

Bro has held 4 wr's already in the goofiest games just because he manages to enter the speedrunning community of a game when it is in its infancy and he generally plays games quickly. (ketamine was an exception that was just good luck)

[@Zomikovv]

imagine if you were robbing a house and the kid that is stopping you is frantically running through the house on a specific path, muttering about how it was, "a god run", and how it was perfectly timed.

[@D9Beats]

Charlie has too many talents. I’d love to see his trophy room 😂

[@ToastyCheezIt]

zip his pants up and wipe your face clean when ur done slobbering on his meat with all that "charlie has too many talents" meat riding

[@chaos_omega]

@bigstrongpolice Don't translate... Pudeat te morum tuorum. Sed mater tua etiam pinguis est meretrix.

[@studio-stirko5596]

I love how uninterested Kevin sounds

[@mariomaker69420]

it’s so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days

[@PalaceDude]

Nobody: Kevin: *"It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days."*

[@donjayleone8590]

Your speedrunning content has always been my favorite

[@operator8014]

This speedrun is the Dark Souls of Home Alone.

[@yoshi1008]

It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.

[@TealLlama]

That AI Kevin voice makes this game a thousand times better lmao

[@lostpickle3624]

I’m ordering a plain cheese pizza in honor of this speedrun

[@steezydan8543]

The canonical ending to the Home Alone movie franchise, murder-suicide

[@lalorodriguez3716]

I knew I wasn't alone with the cheese pizza being hard to get

[@mildvfx]

The different camera placement tripped me out for a second.

[@bluwray]

At this rate Charlie is gonna have the world record for most speedrun world records

[@EdWedgie]

I wish Charlie speedran more often, these are always great

[@velaikka]

Did you guys know its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days?

[@Mrtxel-zt1mj]

Charlie expended way more time trying to speedrun this game than the developer making the entire game

[@andrewroe5367]

Charlie is just built different

[@Domo.6]

speed ran getting here

[@baxtydgi]

@PastelLavenderYT you are going on other peoples comment and saying the same thing

[@NotTheDAHASAG]

​@@baxtydgibrother, that's a bot. Stop giving it engagement. Dislike and report for spam, and move on. Pleassse

[@TheActualNCRTrooper]

Charlie screaming at Joe got me rolling also “Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter”

[@prateek1208]

Would love to see you go back to that weed shop game

[@peterd4047]

"Joe Pesci doesn't aggro unless his line of sight isn't blocked" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear before

[@EE-iv5ej]

Imagine playing CoD, you die and you get a historical quote before death. and that quote is "It's so hard to get plain cheese pizza these days."

[@emperorpenguin2140]

10:44 ❤

[@midniteauthor]

Imagine Macauly Culkin whipping out a second floor front flip haha

[@pi-vt7pm]

babe wake up jesus just uploaded

[@sparkofmadness85]

"its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days." GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@vespasxl]

Well this didn't age well 😂

[@CaloBrown]

Kevin: "It's so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days." Me: I would imagine, considering its Christmas. 😏

[@lewdtaro8282]

23 seconds no views.. Yikes..

[@gus29361]

He's really fallen off

[@gamechannelminecraft6583]

"Congrats to everyone Who is early and who found this comment.. 🐼🐧

[@eduardogallegos6264]

Im hard

[@ihaveamop9432]

Goo goo ga ga horse tornado

[@PunkMarioBros]

Me!

[@P.A.L.09]

Ok

[@davidjonhson7409]

Me

[@CloakLord]

Its so hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days.

[@Arizair]

no views in 29 seconds bro fell off

[@zurealx1757]

fr

[@kristyparowski570]

it’s a youtube glitch brodie

[@Dodgemod]

This joke was funny for 1 video. Not a thing you do every damn time.

[@GayBitch268]

you're pathetic

[@GayBitch268]

@@Dodgemodfr its almost every damn video everywhere

[@rang2111]

It really is hard to get a plain cheese pizza these days, I'm glad this game is brave enough to tackle real world issues