Shooting A Potato At A Tennis Racket To Make French Fries

This is the greatest potato science of All Time

[@offcourse8233]

This is gonna be in one of those vids that appears in everyone’s recommended in 7-13 years

[@minifridge6512]

Lmao

[@cock263]

I hope it does

[@brandondrake4609]

I was think about this about 5 minutes before I read this comment

[@Rare.99]

Whats that supposed to mean? Its on mine right now and it already has 2m views

[@Your_local_Algerian]

We will see us again in 2030 i guess

[@superfinevids]

"Safety is the enemy of progress" spoken like a true Floridian

[@Qwertsen]

Op

[@leviackerman9882]

That was such a Micheal Scott thing to say

[@8-byteturtle669]

Facts

[@Manglet762]

"penguinz0 has removed your comment."

[@SPJ-88]

well if human resources is an infinite factor and you don't care about the casualty.

[@rottenapple6531]

Charlie is slowly becoming the sole thing he wanted to destroy, a Florida man

[@canadiangoose3598]

Florida man kills citizen with pbc potatoe launcher

[@TurtleChad1]

A Turtle approves of his transformation

[@marshy5816]

@@TurtleChad1 TURTLE

[@marshy5816]

@@TurtleChad1 YOURE EVERYWHRRE

[@zach7372]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a florida man.

[@bunniteeth7155]

Often forgotten, but Charlie is as odd and crazy as every other Florida resident. He just has more charisma than most

[@griselramos7650]

How does this have no replys

[@jesuschristt7692]

Someone deleted all the replies

[@skyz369]

I like how Matt is the voice of reason and safety while Charles just wants to cut fries

[@realanimegirl777]

Safety is the biggest roadblock on succees of course.

[@wellatleastimhere1974]

They are all participating in making tennis fries

[@SnoopyWizard]

it was Dani..

[@bigmansmallboy]

Neutral Good vs Chaotic Good.

[@pacobell97]

Well to be fair there is little to no danger with a potato cannon unless you are Darwin award to stupid so the fries should have taken priority over safety lol.

[@s0lidus_]

Charlie needs to collaborate with his dad so that he can add motorized wheels, creating the ultimate Floridian battle tank

[@kballs94]

We'll call it the M551 Floridan...

[@HRavenfolks]

Vegan friendly Tank

[@MsPuffykinz]

Floridian Battle Cannon. Starch MK1

[@Igoreuss]

Discount Flak AA gun

[@LSSD1292]

No, no-one should give that much power to a Florida man

[@LeeryMuscrat]

Charlie seems like he fell ass backwards into fame and money and just looked back one day , shrugged his shoulders and went "Hmm. I've got a lot of money now. Time to do all the things I dreamed about in middle school" and then just went ahead and did it.

[@madtownpeeps3700]

fr do

[@hugochhoeu9204]

damn what a badass

[@treysoto3742]

And I repect tf out of it

[@Pataganja]

He didn’t even use a tennis racket once smfh

[@TREXHUNTERJOHN]

that's Mr beast too

[@mcsquared5005]

"safety is the enemy of progress" charlie sounds like he could be the CEO of a experimental commercial submersible business.

[@Crsan-ow2qg]

This comment has been severely underrated my guy😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@parthapartha834]

​@@Crsan-ow2qglooks complicated a bit for the masses to put it together. That's why

[@No.Good.Nickname]

Or of Boeing

[@batappreciation9661]

If this video was like 45 seconds long it would’ve been on everyone’s recommended in 8 years lol

[@DooderKing]

It probably will be... I'm looking at you, James.

[@gregoryjohnson2045]

11 ads tho

[@walrusboi4204]

@Jakkrarin Luengaroontip no it was wrong but like it dont'snt rly matter

[@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC]

Can confirm: This video was in my recommended 8 years after this comment was posted. McDonald's has also formed it's own rogue state within the US and Florida willingly became a province of China.

[@lilithdoyle5703]

@@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC sounds about like florida

[@Assassinboy8084fun]

With each upload, Charlie becomes a more definitive Florida man

[@SalamiHoopz]

“To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️ My Dream is to hit 11k subs, I’m struggling a bit and I need ur support plzz

[@quagmiretoiletgaming]

Wtf this thread

[@ahuman9519]

@@quagmiretoiletgaming I don’t know

[@jessecanfly9976]

👁👄👁

[@Immor7alBG]

Florida man who's watched waay too many reruns of MythBusters.

[@benrolfe8490]

“Safety is the enemy of progress” this is gonna be a good one I can just tell.

[@meat3855]

@@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573 who tf is Timmy??

[@SalamiHoopz]

“To The Early Squad Reading This: sending virtual hugs to everyone who needs it! stay safe and positive in these difficult times❤️ My Dream is to hit 11k subs, I’m struggling a bit and I need ur support plzzz.

[@jamesembrey3100]

Nietzschean philosophy in a sentence

[@orimengu]

@@MaximilianMuss ew

[@williamtrembley974]

Charlie be taking lessons from michael reeves, safety 3rd

[@purnasaimadala]

“Safety is the enemy of progress” truer words have never been spoken

[@THEBEAN6412]

this is the truth

[@giorgoschatzinikolaou8285]

Considering how much destructively capable things exist everywhere around us, this cant be closer to the truth

[@VerbenaIDK]

till you get your eyes sprayed by NaOH but no one's gonna talk about that

[@AuTo69420]

Safety is the enemy of corporate profits

[@JacobTirk]

The words of the Ocean Gate CEO

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

All jokes aside, this is something that you'd see a Florida Man would do in the news.

[@Jump-Man]

I doubt that

[@thomaswhtley]

BREAKING NEWS: Florida man dies in tragic potato canon and french fry accident.

[@genki23]

I literally just saw your comment on a learning japanese video and people were asking why they see you everywhere... Now I know😂

[@Banana-rg9pz]

BREAKING!: Florida Men shoots French Fries at the police with a potato canon while wielding fleshlights

[@blim1370]

Dude

[@Zazelpire]

Charlie saying "this is why we use tools" and then bashing the potato with a hair spray bottle has some serious caveman energy.

[@lusca999]

Ooga booga hair spray

[@CavemanNo.12]

You called?

[@MemePulse]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqiYZY2qn56lppI Lmao.

[@ananya_upadhya]

Fucks sake I'm watching this at 330 am and was hoping not to burst out laughing but your comment sent me 😂😂😂😂

[@lOI0IOl962]

Peak Patrick Star energy. "We have the technology"

[@godspd7775]

United States: Inches, Feet, Miles. Europe: Centimeters, Meters, Kilometers. Charlie: Squirrel length, Monkeys Fists.

[@shanekavanagh9651]

Moby huge’s

[@douchebagvampire1283]

so, metric, imperial and pre-hestoric

[@tevildo9383]

Imperial, metric, and Florida Man

[@subjack3881]

Yeah I know what you wanna tell me, United States is stupid, I know😂

[@Kendricklamarglazer17]

@Ecard Ecardian mil? Wait am I dumb

[@cursedcrusader5487]

It's so nice to see a dad and his son doing a science project together

[@coolguy7461]

wheres his dad?

[@CHOSOJIGOAT]

@@coolguy7461 bruh

[@Berto-1117]

​@@coolguy7461dumahh

[@patrickblaauw8951]

@@coolguy7461 bruh

[@fwazz8013]

@@coolguy7461bruh

[@marksullivan6319]

The funniest thing about this is that they line it up before putting the potato in every time. Then proceed to move it around while shoving the potato in the barrel lol.

[@TheOneWhoGames1]

Bruh that many likes on this comment

[@TheOneWhoGames1]

And no sub comments?

[@cameronlamb1869]

@@TheOneWhoGames1 first time?

[@ChickenPizza]

@@cameronlamb1869 Forgive him, he's new to KZbin.

[@CrazyLazyMarie]

@@TheOneWhoGames1 you meant replies?

[@willowthompson9220]

“Safety is the enemy of progress.” A legendary quote from this legend of a man.

[@variouschannel-ew]

lol

[@cheyannei5983]

Oh no

[@bxx2878]

no annoying editing, view grabs, drama, just some dudes doing stuff and i love it

[@codyfalk2755]

It would of been so cool to be on a picnic at a nearby park just to see this shit going on across the street lmao

[@anorange7900]

@@codyfalk2755 LMAO

[@Riyunai]

@@codyfalk2755 That would be an ideal date

[@traviswhisman3231]

True af except 2 were kinds pussy about it...actin like the fryer is such a danger lmao

[@nabstablook11]

This was literally what Mr beast did. Not trying to say Charlie copied him at all, but they were both just dudes doing stuff.

[@e.h.3002]

"Safety is the enemy of progress" - OceanGate CEO

[@derekofalltrades5494]

Damn

[@bruh_momentum1057]

He’s recreating all of the ideas we had as a child

[@KerioFive]

@Yeah Yeah find something better to do lolol

[@amukarna]

He's the same size as one

[@jimmyseaver3647]

Ed, Edd, and Eddy did this exact thing in one episode.

[@juhalight5921]

No

[@Omar-no3vb]

Mmmmmm

[@bloodycoffee9293]

Know it's gonna be good when the experiment starts with, "So what they did in Ed, Edd, n Eddy..."

[@ugurkaraarslan25]

In that episode Rolf beat them after he find out what they did to the potatoes.

[@ugurkaraarslan25]

Shit was funny and I hoped someone would tries this. I seriously wanted to try this myself but potatoes are expensive so my parents would beat me like Rolf.

[@rolexronny]

@@ugurkaraarslan25 tennis racks are really expensive too

[@taterds7858]

The episode where rolf hired ed and called him a nincompoop

[@bart-stam]

But charlie is the tallest of them all and edd is the dumbest that cant be

[@brandons.7056]

the cinematography of this video makes it seem as if it's through the eyes of a far cry protagonist and you just stumbled across two extremely stoned locals doing some crazy god knows what in the middle of the forest or village and for some reason you have to help them, then you get like. a wingsuit or something

[@spacepidgeon4782]

A potato cannon for a heavy weapon

[@zanechristiansen]

@@robertobrien1069 yea idk why they have that one stationary camera view that's like a snapchat filter over it while the rest is this normal color, it's weird

[@l.v1473]

Those 2 stoner brothers in far cry 4 with sangri la tho

[@lucamckenn5932]

Paramotor > wingsuit imo

[@KoalazDank0420]

@@l.v1473 immediately thought of this.

[@DarknessAmongUs]

"i do think we're a little high" is an understatement for the thought process that went behind making this

[@Alfred-Neuman]

I don't think this subcategory of people should be allowed to play with dangerous objects like knifes and potato canons.

[@gileee]

Why did they put the cannon so far from the fry catcher in the first place lmao.

[@respunculesbruh7498]

I love how they do the most stupid things but have full confidence in what there doing like what tf is a squirl length

[@karflem5398]

That’s what men do

[@huhh4380]

A meme

[@MrBingping]

About 2.5 gerbil lengths, or roughly .3 opossums

[@goro123451]

Squirrel length is approximately equal to one and a half monkey fists

[@lostkidaf7952]

@@goro123451actually its 2 monkey fists per squirrel length

[@JamesHock]

"Safety is the enemy of progress" Charlie, before shooting a potato at a tennis racket to make french fries.

[@outmechanicalize]

I felt enlightened when he said that.

[@sockojr]

I thought it was comfort not safety...guess I was wrong

[@kyrptic9549]

I put the quality to 144p to match the aesthetic, it now looks like something horribly wrong is going to happen like some Blair witch typa shit

[@thegoogoleverplex2911]

same but its my shiternet instead

[@graegoles8382]

holy shit actually better this way what the fuck

[@adamrobinson4982]

No data on my phone so I'm running 144p and that's so true

[@aryakomal7622]

Dayyuummmm I felt that too

[@SparkofGeniusKTP]

@@aryakomal7622 It does make it better

[@madboytech]

hand held camera: slightly better than the newest phone camera tripod camera: marvel movie

[@haipabli7670]

russian guy on the internet 5 years ago: "safety is the number one priority" chad jesus on the internet 5 years later: "safety is the enemy of progress"

[@sporg_nut__]

i grew up with crazy russian hacker lmao

[@diakdiak]

@@sporg_nut__ same

[@PMtoAM]

@@sporg_nut__ same pt2

[@righttriggergaming3786]

Same The same returns

[@JasonsWeirdPizz]

Same 4: the curse of the mighty same

[@jermainechambers6977]

Alternative title: *Jesus feeding the 5 thousand, circa 30 A.D. colorized*

[@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190]

Underrated comment

[@Gxlactxc]

The disrespect

[@pequenoperezoso3743]

@@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190 agreed it made me laugh so hard i just shit myself

[@bakaproductionschannel661]

@@pequenoperezoso3743 I know nobody cares, but it’s “shat”

[@X_JagerbomB_X]

@@bakaproductionschannel661 I care and I thank you for pointing this out

[@KinglySHORTS]

Charlie is like that one guy in a group project who does one thing and then doesn't help with literally anything else but still gets a good grade

[@stupidthefish4981]

And everyone’s fine with it

[@KinglySHORTS]

@@stupidthefish4981 indeed we are

[@nibbax7772]

@@KinglySHORTS yup they bring the entertainment 😂

[@___pollene2534]

as long as he presents the project

[@egg7165]

@@stupidthefish4981 Hello There

[@maxwelljames9151]

Inspired by your video, I have repeated your experiment. It took me two years of sophisticated spud science to finally get to the point I am now. I’m able to launch a potato at 369.72mph from a respectable 4000 feet with enough precision to easily cut the potato into 25 beautiful evenly sliced fries, that lands into my gourmet fry grease. When you eventually revisit this idea, the key is to lube your spuds before throwing them into your launcher and AIM. I cannot stress the importance of this step. Once I shot the potato into the springy part of the racket, in a way that my potato ricocheted back at 200mph and took off my entire arm. Losing my arm sucked, but knowing I wasted one of my precious potatoes to bad aim stung even worse.

[@hokorigb]

I'm sorry for your loss, your wasted potato would not be forgotten

[@wrenbrunette6023]

I'm sorry how many squirrel lengths was that?

[@alyasfukename3355]

I read that entire thing in Charlie's voice

[@gangstablook5846]

How Nero *REALLY* lost his arm

[@MergeManny]

He called the strings the,”Springy part”💀

[@Krystinelle]

Charlie’s like a toddler who, is super excited to do something initially but when it’s time to actually do it, sits in the corner and sulks the whole time.

[@cavalierliberty6838]

Sounds like an early sign of depression in toddlers

[@realanimegirl777]

@awesomo9 I don't think that's a good sign in toddlers. Their expectations may be getting too high, which means their normal lives aren't reaching the common expectations. Don't quote me, I'm only a high school graduate."

[@okiedokie7282]

Its cuz his buddy Matt was being a total pussy every step of the way and was waiting way too long to press the ignition

[@pluto3194]

@awesomo9 "I don't think that's a good sign in toddlers. Their expectations may be getting too high, which means their normal lives aren't reaching the common expections Don't quote me, I'm only a high school graduate." -awesomeo9 the High School Graduate, 2021

[@stealtho]

ok

[@mazza420]

“the tennis community had to make a tennis ball that stopped french frying” pure poetry

[@GoogleAccount-pi9ct]

Shakespeare is jealous

[@edtoon9927]

I wonder how many frenches were fried before the tennis community became aware of it

[@DedikateSSB]

My favorite thing is that everytime it zooms in on charlie the camera is angled slightly downwards because he's 3 feet tall.

[@shirogane7106]

and yet hes 3 inches taller than me :’)

[@tim34]

@@shirogane7106 you’re probably like 12 tho

[@shirogane7106]

@@tim34 nah man ur way off 😭 i guess im just short

[@tim34]

@@shirogane7106 damn I didnt think people could be that short, that's tough

[@karlmarxsteingoldberg-kike4046]

a man named kaitlyn?

[@rylangaither467]

"Safety is the enemy of progress" is wild considering what the CEO of oceangate was saying 😭

[@kingsiredwardjrthe5th350]

i dont understand though i feel like i should. main question who is ocean gate

[@rylangaither467]

@@kingsiredwardjrthe5th350 bros late to the party

[@kingsiredwardjrthe5th350]

@@rylangaither467 sorry i was trying to remember but i have stage 5 dementia right now isnt it the submersible that fucking imploded

[@rylangaither467]

@@kingsiredwardjrthe5th350 oh yeah shit went 💥💥 ceo went 🛌

[@cutpaper]

@@kingsiredwardjrthe5th350oceangate made a submarine to the titanic when it was really unprepared and there was a lot of billionaires on the submarine and it exploded, fault of the ceo for neglecting safety

[@username110893]

"Roger Federer is somewhere between 40 and 90" -Roger Federer, 39 years old

[@lych2102]

I broke down in laughter holy shit

[@Leofossi]

the only inaccuracy in this video

[@theprincipalityofbelka111]

He was technically close

[@wanky1123]

Sad federer noises

[@elvickRULES]

So a year+ later they’re not wrong

[@elmacho0982]

Charlie talking about something more serious: video length ~5 minutes Charlie shooting potatoes at tennis rackets: almost an hour long

[@rengokukyojuro294]

This comment is underrated

[@maddiacc]

doing the important things in life

[@elmacho0982]

@Damianos Outskas thx

[@SeriousBusinessman.]

It's always so funny that due to Charlie not wearing a shirt mic, he just gets cut off in the middle of monologues by the camera moving to someone else doing something stupid.

[@JaydevRaol]

🤣

[@realanimegirl777]

It is said that ordinary people cannot hear the gob slopster moister talking

[@FloridaWeed]

Some office type shi 😭

[@CanterlotCrusader]

I swear, his crew is mainly there to stop him from accidently hurting himself every ten seconds.

[@lukiepookie489]

I love how Charlie's skeptical when he sees actual fries because of the blood egg incident

[@hmngghh]

What's that

[@lukiepookie489]

@@hmngghh So the story goes: Matt was never a prankster with Charlie, until one fateful night. The group was messing around with occultism from 'witchtok' where they tried to debunk some magic. Of course it's fake....right? The legend with eggs is as such; 'If you crack an egg after rubbing it on your body, and blood comes out of the egg, you are cursed'. The group is having a good time, when they get to the Egg Magic. Everyone cracks an egg into the cup and it turns out normal, until Charlie tries it. Blood starts bubbling up from his egg and everyone is startled, but end up laughing about it. That is, of course, until he keeps getting blood bubbling up from his eggs. He tried for over 48 hours to get answers, and was legitimately freaked out by the end. The comment section (being the detectives that they are) assured Charlie that it was, in fact, a prank. Matt was standing over charlie with a bottle of food coloring, dropping it into the egg. Matt was no longer the innocent voice of reason. He was now a seasoned veteran prankster, and the abruptness of this change was enough to cause Charlie to think that everything weird that happens when Matt is around is just Matt pranking him.

[@salman9329]

@@lukiepookie489 damn...u should write a story book or something

[@lukiepookie489]

@@salman9329 lol thank you

[@mattferrigno9750]

I think in the last comment, he's being sarcastic. Thanks for explaining, I had no idea wtf you were talking about at first. I saw that video, it was pretty funny when Matt did that!

[@franciamejia8343]

I like how the sentence that got Charlie to use safety goggles was “you will never be able to game again” Edit: tbh I would too

[@slyfrailzz]

I dunno, lot of blind ocarina and punch out runs

[@croc6198]

Only True Gamers take Precautions for when they're Necessary:GAMING.

[@zixter4756]

Priorities

[@D0NTCRASH1]

I noticed that too lmao

[@zachbowen687]

hOlY sHiT tHaNkS fOr ThE lIkEs

[@pearseaEe]

The entire world: "We use the metric system! an easy system based on 10's" Americans: "About two monkey fists too high"

[@didyouseethatshorts3504]

MONKE fists are the best system prove me wrong

[@pearseaEe]

well you're not wrong so I can't :/

[@gingergorilla695]

We used our monkey fist units to get to the moon, bow to me metric simps!

[@nickk8054]

Americans when you don’t use cheeseburgers to square bald eagle

[@mohamedbenlashher4510]

@@gingergorilla695 no you didn’t lol, science even in the states uses metric such as chemistry and physics, so you’re completely wrong lol

[@jaybberwocky]

Taking off the safety glasses to look into the barrel is really what makes this video special.

[@TheController500]

You know you have found the right friends when you are shooting potatoes at tennis rackets with them, but they insist on your safety.

[@utr2684]

I intentionally didn’t like this comment because I didn’t want it to change from 69 Noice

[@Leo-mh5mf]

@@utr2684 k

[@Aikisbest]

And Im glad they did, just in case, and glad he did.

[@richard-df2xo]

cringekid

[@Leo-mh5mf]

@@richard-df2xo shut up

[@Drakonus_]

I love how Charlie's so disinterested in the process and just wanted the fries.

[@ajtheaj8266]

I’m pretty sure he’s American, i can blame him, it’s instinct

[@another3166]

@@ajtheaj8266 what are you talking about

[@PlayerBRUV]

@@ajtheaj8266 charlie is american, its been known since the fall of constantinople

[@melaniecelaya546]

@data you need to look up the definition of racism

[@melaniecelaya546]

@data wow bro you're so funny haha 😐

[@nathanlloyd7206]

I am astonished at how accurate all of their measurements were.. I didn't realize it was possible to get to the hundreths place in squirrels lenghts! amazing

[@tezvi6225]

Charlie IS a scientist

[@quitegreebay5474]

@@tezvi6225 correction: Charlie Is science

[@chonko4252]

@@quitegreebay5474 Carlie is scince

[@dontaskme7004]

They would've been better off working to tenths of an acorn, but this was just a test run.

[@SnazASMR]

Americans will use anything except for the metric system

[@kv7124]

I love how they didn't notice the fry basket flips forward after every impact flinging most everything in the basket out.

[@betterideas]

Damn the John Wick franchise has taken an unexpected but welcome turn Edit: Ahahaha the salt

[@OGComputerTitus]

Another verified ytuber

[@OGComputerTitus]

And.... Another bot above me smh

[@lukeberko701]

Ooh a Keanu joke this is original comedy

[@meat3855]

ANOTHER KEANU REEVES JOKE ASHJDVJSJJSHISIAJHAHHKDLAMBSJ

[@meat3855]

Seriously, this is getting old.

[@SDT_4]

The sentence "I'd say about 3 squirrel lengths" is the most god damn American thing I've ever heard *IVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER*

[@your_dad_on_vacation]

We will use ANYTHING but the metric system

[@your_dad_on_vacation]

@Ecard Ecardian cuz we're just so ✨quirky✨ and ✨different✨

[@your_dad_on_vacation]

@Ecard Ecardian we're not like other countries we're ✨spiteful in the most inconvenient way for no reason✨

[@natefnbr8494]

@Ecard Ecardian bruh its literally a joke how are you taking him serious? chill.

[@edwardthegoat2025]

@Ecard Ecardian r/wooooosh

[@Toersk1]

“Three squirrels length” and “two monkey fits” as a European this is basically how I see the imperial system.

[@HashiNuke]

A boatload of bullshit

[@AGripOBabys]

No one cares

[@HashiNuke]

@@AGripOBabys about you that is

[@dustbunny6381]

I am about 80% sure "squirrel lengths" is a warrior cats reference to make us suffer but I could easily be wrong.

[@lowrider69yearsago58]

Fr

[@TheWigglerKing]

28:53 seeing Charlie mindlessly hitting a potato with a hairspray bottle like a caveman never fails to make me laugh

[@saavanv]

If you slow-mo it, you can actually see the potatoes split into fries, and disintegrate into thin air

[@musicalpuppies123]

duuuude we need the slo mo guys to replicate this experiment

[@austinp-j2843]

Charlie going from "safety is an enemy of the progress" to not even wanting to fire the cannon is one of the top 10 best character development in anime

[@thecandybarbandit]

Mom: Your friends are a bad influence on you Me and the boys:

[@heathjake25]

If this is what you do with the boys, I have no clue why she says they are bad.

[@squealingsalamander6546]

@@heathjake25 just scared of him being too epic to go to school

[@zackblade3856]

@@squealingsalamander6546 worried that he’ll be just too popular with the ladies

[@that1dude704]

@@zackblade3856 And the other boys too

[@MemePulse]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqiYZY2qn56lppI Lmao.

[@joeandkrista1923]

Safety is the enemy of progress. Which is EXACTLY WHY I clicked this video. No idea who you are dude. But I'm subscribed.

[@fatalerror6469]

There's cops over there. Charlie: Yeah, what are they gonna do, stop us?

[@kshitijbachhav5332]

Missed the chance to say, "What do you wanna do shut it down?"

[@cogcog5264]

@@kshitijbachhav5332 even then there is no saving this shit comment. It's bad and you should feel bad

[@thesimiccombine3192]

Its florida, why would they?

[@thedude3140]

Charlie is like the little cousin that isn’t old enough or have enough experience to do stuff on his own but his big cousin still lets him watch and acts like he does something to help

[@matthewking1227]

I feel like Matt and Charlie were getting a lil salty too each other Bc of it ngl😬

[@casual1118]

@@matthewking1227 no shot that means nothing, they been friends since like middle school or something

[@MemePulse]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqiYZY2qn56lppI Lmao.

[@jimfrank8015]

“Try a new potato.” “Ohhhh TWO potatoes.” “No that’s not what I said.” Im dying😂

[@Theviewer100]

I like how matt wears the mitten then puts his bare hand onto the cannon

[@hectoradriano3814]

“Three squirrel-lengths to the right” That’s the most Florida thing I’ve ever heard

[@aidannobbs3969]

Also illinois. My entirely family has some weird obsession with squirrels and rabbits

[@melflint2157]

American measurements

[@scareddoge9942]

@@aidannobbs3969 I’m also from Illinois and can confirm.

[@goat6467]

@Fire Dude 57 go to school.

[@goat6467]

@Fire Dude 57 I’m not 12 I’m out of school.

[@mason8010]

Breaking News: 2 Florida men arrested for attempting to make french fries with homemade bazooka.

[@theDuckysaurus]

Seriously though, potato cannons are a FELONY in Florida. I almost got arrested for having one as a kid. It’s dumb but very serious.

[@ashbysuan5529]

Yep, that sounds about right

[@utr2684]

Noice

[@saulgoodman7509]

@@theDuckysaurus potato canons area felony? What about your 2nd amendment rights? They can take my potato canon from my cold dead hands

[@theDuckysaurus]

@@saulgoodman7509 yup, in many places they are classified as “missile launchers” and given that they’re improvised from stuff at a hardware store, they don’t exactly fall under the same legal safeguards as something you might get from a licensed manufacturer.

[@SomeCanine]

This is the kind of stuff that people are doing when doctors ask "How did this happen?"

[@Extremezotako]

Lol

[@aniyilator]

Lol

[@reterumstrict1091]

This isn’t dangerous

[@Lhiledhonkheh]

tbh i broke my arm because I tried to jump a fence and the first thing the doctor asked...

[@TheLostWarriorX]

That's when I say here I'll show you xD

[@LocrianDorian]

I don't think I have ever witnessed a more efficient way to make French fries. Truly a monumental achievement for mankind.

[@ferretpills]

As a physics student i am utterly inspired by their courage

[@enaszaq3051]

I was hoping someone would say this so thx

[@mrsmoothbrain9589]

@@enaszaq3051 ok?

[@joeph133]

@@mrsmoothbrain9589 ok?

[@mrsmoothbrain9589]

@@joeph133 ok?

[@joeph133]

@@mrsmoothbrain9589 ok?

[@ernieproductions7354]

Charlie is litteraly a inovator, from just making fun game commentaries, to the extremely funny dubs, to ranting on shitty people or places,to making the best tier lists, to telling the truth about lettuce, humanity has peaked, he had invented the best way in making belgian fries.

[@kakashihatake6052]

dont forget bad tier lis t but enjoyable

[@drako9127]

He makes content people actually want to see, not things the algorithm likes, truly an amazing KZbinr

[@arthurlam751]

Also the TV product dubs.

[@tdarkhorse4]

and to think it all comes from a bunch of florida guys. i guess with this combination the florida went so hard that it did the thing in old video games where the point counter reset to zero thus giving us brilliant inventors.

[@gray0445]

“I don’t understand where it all went” Some random dude walking his dog is behind that board somewhere getting repeatedly shot by a potato launcher

[@LugborG]

We’re gonna be hearing about a new religion in a couple weeks, aren’t we?

[@oliverriezebos]

Lmaoo probably

[@Curlycopper]

Safety is the enemy of progress sounds like something a billionaire submarine owner would say

[@EdEddnEddyMercury]

You know it's going to be a good video when the phrases "safety is the enemy of progress" and "just like in ed edd n eddy" are both used in the first 20 seconds

[@slinoha]

"He's gone mad, he's not even using the cannon!" A sentence I didn't think I'd hear today.

[@quacy7082]

Lol

[@doorknobslayer9567]

Sounds like a line from an anime

[@theprincipalityofbelka111]

I AM the cannon

[@MARCUSK298]

10,000 Years ago man invented the knife to cut potatos 10,000 Years later, Man: Knifes are too simple.. so I had this cannon idea..

[@spacecadet_01]

booooo

[@saido4178]

@@spacecadet_01 wtf it says “translate to english” and u said “boooo” and then i clicked the translate and its the fucking same thing youtube is so weird.

[@trevor93939jhxgeyeuejnrnfjdise]

@@spacecadet_01 OMG VERIFIED 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😖😫😞😫😞😫😫😫😱😱😱😱😱😱😤😤🤯🤯🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤪😝🤪😝🤪🤗😜🤗🙃🥲🙃🤭🙃😪☺

[@deadpool-zw4mq]

@@trevor93939jhxgeyeuejnrnfjdise what's the point of that

[@plasticlawnchair7197]

@@saido4178 i tried it and it translated "boooo" to "boouuo" for me no idea what boouuo means but

[@abgmurrell4074]

"you'll never be able to game again" "alright" there is nothing more accurate than this

[@abgmurrell4074]

also, "3 squirrel lengths" american measurement system

[@litkakashi]

imagine if this video had never been made, we'd all feel like we were missing something right until the end

[@edwardhernandez2102]

Like the end of what? Honestly this whole sentence is confusing.

[@raigeforster5404]

I was thinking the same thing, this sentence makes no gosh darn sense

[@AcidVats]

@@raigeforster5404 right wtf 😬

[@unclegardener]

I’m the only one in the reply thread who understands what he said but whatever, basically I just wanna say that I still do feel like I’m missing something because I still think that the ideas can get better

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

?

[@gdvitone9227]

Crazy russian hacker: "Safety is number one priority." Charlie: "Safety is the enemy of progress." 0:02

[@homer4590]

So quoteable

[@OGBingBong]

I can only read this in his Russian accent 😂

[@Mr_Eyeholes]

I need that shit on my dirtbike, LOL

[@punkrockllama]

Is it a good idea to microwave this: no one likes roasted nuts.

[@dapotatoguy7019]

Good ol taras kul

[@Rqket]

I just watched 3 men and 1 woman trying to make french fries by shooting potatoes into a fryer with a shotgun for 50 minutes. I'm at the peak of humanity.

[@skinisdelicious3365]

Thanks for telling me what i also just watched

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

“i just watched the video, im at the peak of humanity” absolute comedy fucking gold right here, this dude should really consider a career as a professional clown.

[@uhohmemebiggestboy212]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 "this guy got a hundred and fifty likes and I'm salty"

[@richraichu1370]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 absolute comedy fucking gold right here, this dude really should consider a career as professional comedian

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@richraichu1370 i wasn’t trying to be funny, also damn you real creative huh.

[@leoguida9409]

If Keanu Reeves and Andrew Garfield were friends in an alternate universe this is what it would be.

[@WorldSlash_]

John Wick and Spiderman

[@sean361]

"Is it air tight?" "Idk, lemme see if there's light coming through."

[@vaxrei]

*ISS crew begins to panic because of the multiple windows on the station*

[@TheKingOfBeans]

Air tight and light tight are literally the same thing

[@kwoni3337]

I mean.. Yea. Makes sense

[@flintspike307]

@@TheKingOfBeans glass would beg to differ.

[@SeaCowsBeatLobsters]

A I R T I G H T

[@tylertownsend4074]

One time my friend, my brother, and I threw potatoes from across the room and used steak knives to samurai slice them mid air. Good to see man kind evolve.

[@XeonGame]

@@asclepius7516 well it doesn’t sound dangerous either

[@Melting.Skiess]

Fruit ninja

[@NotSoMax]

In Highschool my friend and I did the same thing but using hot glue sticks, each time I’d try to cut them in half, and then with each half he’d re throw them to see how small they got before I couldn’t cut them midair anymore

[@lancelotgohel8460]

Used to do the same with a pocket knife when I was like 10

[@angusfulton2814]

Lmao

[@AxeBearingVoyager]

First five seconds of the video: "safety is the enemy of progress" Oh boy this one is gonna be gold

[@EDDeath_]

"safety is the enemy of progress" and oceangate really took that to heart

[@tranquility2194]

Charlie is just that younger sibling that tags along with the older siblings that sits to the side and observes

[@patrick7247]

It’s really funny I keep seeing stuff like this about Charlie. Like it’s his Channel and sometimes he just lets everyone else do everything.

[@Fiona_with_cake]

Well I dont if charlie knows how to shoot a potato cannon so it's probably for the best the other guy does

[@BenthiccBiomancer]

I've heard that Matt and Charlie actually used to be the same height, but there was a horrific science accident and only Matt followed the safety protocols...

[@Kendricklamarglazer17]

Yeah I'm sorry about that

[@Gunslinger-vy1in]

Unforeseen consequences

[@gravy7944]

@@Gunslinger-vy1in gordon freeman in the flesh

[@lucasheyse128]

They shot Charlie's shin's off in the war

[@MrZeeckan]

Her: "He's probably seeing other girls" Him: "do you think we can make frenchfries with a potatocannon and a tennis racket?"

[@leetbus]

@@agnieszkarajder2821 You Shall Not PASS Bot

[@polishxaviour4162]

Blin

[@leetbus]

@@polishxaviour4162 pancake? ok

[@HardxCorpsxKali]

“Safety is the enemy of progress.” Straight out of OSHA’s mouth. 😂

[@ckangaroo15k]

The amount of OSHA violations per minute I'm picking up really had me worried for this video.

[@cigdurryton9605]

Gotta go for that high score

[@brandondrake4609]

I felt this comment

[@itisMe04]

Safety is the enemy of progress.

[@NinjaPotatoGaming]

@@brandondrake4609 ok karen

[@zachwatson2824]

Yeah I agree

[@ahmerlodhi4958]

it speaks volumes about the quality of these guys' content that they can keep a man up for 40 odd minutes at 4 in the morning and have their attention the whole time. this truly is the peak of content

[@benjamintyler6108]

wow interesting, its 4:23 am right now where I'm at and your comment speaks to me.

[@8ullred846]

I like to imagine some people just coming to this place and seeing chunks of potato lying around and wondering "What the hell happened here?"

[@charlieward7606]

rotting potato also stinks, its going to be horribel hahah

[@Dominick789]

A potato massacre

[@Papa_Straight]

Moonshine.....

[@vitaliy.petrovich]

@@charlieward7606 no, it'll just dry out and become hard as stone.

[@liamcronin8110]

Irish dinner (im Irish im allowed)

[@calebabrams9393]

The fact that this is nearly an hour long makes it a lot better

[@Bangaudaala]

This has, "slapping a chicken until it's cooked" vibe lol

[@johnsonzelop4259]

How tf did you post this 7 minutes before it uploaded

[@whatever4847]

@@johnsonzelop4259 to me it says it was posted 3 min after the video

[@johnsonzelop4259]

@@whatever4847 8 minutes ago it said “30 minutes ago” and the video was like “23 minutes ago”

[@AmbitionIsaMust115]

Lmao i deleted that video from my memory

[@realJCR1216]

UNUS

[@squeaz8268]

Charlie is the only man that can make me watch a 50 minute video with almost no cuts, and make me feel like I didn't waste my time.

[@rhi2021]

I didn’t even realize it was that long until I read your comment after watching it all

[@renz1013]

Yeah way better than those vloggers who post daily 20minutes videos filled with nonesense

[@Manglet762]

Lindybeige is also really damn good at doing videos in a single take with no script, barely any stuttering, staying on point, and keeping the viewers engaged and being a bit....unique at times. He's a history buff so completely different from Charlie though i still suggest you and anyone who reads this to look him up.

[@velvetaeon2774]

About french fries. Amazing. 1.6 mill views and climbing.

[@renz1013]

@Mia KANAZAWA eh

[@TetheredNano]

As a competitive tennis player, I am honored that my sport's main tool is being used as a french fry maker

[@DrowzyDruid]

More like you're using a French Fry grater as sports gear

[@TetheredNano]

@@DrowzyDruid U right

[@Leunamen]

You mean you guys don't use it to wipe?

[@geeteshm4858]

Science. For science.

[@kevinoh7707]

@@Leunamen I'm a tennis player and you bet i do

[@trevormathews6831]

“You can’t make French fries without a cannon Matt” SpongeBob tier line

[@benjaminmudd2071]

I love how low budget this is. It makes me feel nostalgic for early KZbin.

[@otherssingpuree1779]

It doesn't seem low budget. Below the discovery channel for sure but not by much.

[@gogobnr3291]

So that's why I felt nostalgic throughout the whole video

[@multatuli1]

@@otherssingpuree1779 PVC,canola oil and potatoes, pretty much low budget I think.

[@thundergatorade2333]

Nostalgic for food waste? Tragic.

[@benjaminmudd2071]

@@thundergatorade2333 this nigga ain’t never watched how to basic

[@JesusChrist-gi2ib]

it's a little terrifying that two guys can make a cannon strong enough to break bones out of PVC and hair spray

[@cuteygooki]

The fact that they were using hair spray was cracking me up

[@motorbreathjz]

this system has been out for decades... everyone did it when they were kids back in the day you can do the same thing with a medicine bottle and a straw that shoots q tips..

[@Ballsffvvvvvvbnnnnnn]

@@motorbreathjzpotatoes ate stronger than qtips

[@motorbreathjz]

@@Ballsffvvvvvvbnnnnnn woosh

[@Ballsffvvvvvvbnnnnnn]

@@motorbreathjz theres no joke to woosh bozo stop coping

[@biggiecheese128]

For 49 minutes and 41 seconds, i have been entertained

[@Jump-Man]

Your right danny devito so any news youd do another couch gag again ?

[@possiblepurecontent8433]

This video was so entertaining that completely forgot I had a zoom meeting. I don’t know what I’m gonna tell my teacher.

[@blakeh2486]

"safety is the enemy of progress".. one of the truest statements I've ever heard

[@icygt]

Formula 1 disagrees with this

[@ramovx7726]

@@icygt well yes and no f1 do modify their cars to be more safer but sometimes it have to take a driver life or a serious injury to prevent accidents again

[@csquared4538]

I'm going to disagree, just to be safe.

[@ferretyluv]

“Ethics are the enemy of progress” FTFY

[@focampo5672]

47:42 the confidence given off by charlie when he says “you cant make frenchfries without a canon matt” is hilarious to me

[@bucky737]

"Charlie's running on fumes!" Your whole project is literally running on fumes.

[@williammiller3040]

I was going to like but the numbers of likes is perfect

[@mcsnuggie]

@@williammiller3040 you can be the 100th like if you answer right now

[@kevinkev891]

@@mcsnuggie took it

[@mcsnuggie]

@@kevinkev891 F he was too late😔😔😔

[@richard-df2xo]

cringekid

[@chrisjay5127]

any time i see charlie outside he looks like he is counting the seconds until he can go back in