Karen Armageddon

[@quartzveil9501]

props to the guy who enthusiastically cleaned the shopping carts because he knew he was being recorded

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

yaaa.

[@maneu123pum]

what a legend

[@jinn8300]

And threw the peace sign too lol

[@kerembayrammusic]

Or maybe he was just, happy.

[@mr.bigglesworth1970]

He gets Employee of the month for sure 😆

[@bubbs6969]

Imagine being offended that a complete stranger is happy.

[@BrainMeltGaming]

Her life is trash so she bashes others

[@Пинагод]

@cinnamon sparkles because how dare they be happier than those Karens?

[@Edzhjus]

13:46 Guess SJWs and similar come from them. Makes sense. Fun ruining relay race.

[@whoreadsthesethingsanyway1865]

Ikr

[@Z-Zack]

I mean, how can you not be when Rock With You plays

[@balbeaniegg5895]

Charlie looks like he carries a deck of cards in his pockets at all times

[@DonutMaster110]

r/RareInsults

[@kevinzhu6417]

beautiful, youre a true wordsmith

[@crome2021]

its time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

[@Squiggy2010]

Ready to send mfers to the shadow realm

[@warlockrexchampion01]

He ready to pull out all 5 cards of Exodia to destroy any Karens in his path

[@harv6036]

“You’re killing your lungs, you’re killing your anti-bodies” I love how they all pretend like they know what they’re talking about. They always try to use scientific words in context that makes no sense and say things that don’t link together in any way, shape or form. It’s amazing

[@TheDudeliestDude]

Yeah like how bill gates is secretly married to Elon musk and mark Zuckerberg in a 300 billion dollar threesome and how they created covid in a lab so they'd get more money to their fourth wheel Jeff bezos so they can have coke fueled fuck fest. I'm not making this up. I wish I recorded it but my phone was dead I was walking out of target and this weird ass lady walks up to me and starts spewing all of this to me. I remember every word. I don't know why. I couldn't make any of this up if I wanted to. I was so freaked the fuck out I took the stuff I purchased out the cart and kicked it into her and ran to my car and left.

[@dingdawng]

@@TheDudeliestDude was obama there, and did he clap for you?

[@rickdoggr]

​@@dingdawngwhat'd he say

[@dingdawng]

@@rickdoggr bro that was a year ago I don't rember

[@yeet1066]

She watched one scishow video and now she thinks she's an expert

[@gLeeksFF]

These people are the definition of "I have not experienced genuine hardship and so I will create it at all possible turns"

[@Zer0Skateboard]

*women, it's usually white women.

[@lesweenmachine]

kzbin.info/aero/PLXmvFg4yWDdYuatsMg4_4Mot7WL1Kt-bw

[@Silverheartpro]

Zer0Skateboard There’s a man in my area trying to riot over grocery stores *potentially* enforcing wearing masks in grocery stores “because it’s unfair of the store to assume you are sick.” Most of the big time rallies are men kicking up a fuss while women dominate Facebook whinging. It’s all about where you look.

[@dkmarcusdk867]

Free Jullian Assange Dmtwillsetyoufree Conspiracy shit

[@JeffreyThrash]

I once read a Psychology Today article trying to explain “cancel culture” and the writer argued that the less danger people actually experience, the more they sensitive they are to even minor inconveniences to the point where they see those inconveniences as danger that must be rallied against and “cancelled.” That might be the most accurate description of cancel culture I’ve ever heard, actually.

[@samanthasimental3788]

She is upset cause she had to breathe her own bad breath.

[@hdhfshhdd4008]

That's- That's perfect

[@nubwax3215]

Damn fam why is there black stuff in her hair is that part of her skin tf

[@raerodrigues9684]

I’m dead 😂😂 and she’s crying

[@glomp7085]

@@nubwax3215 nah bro that was the remains of her own house when she was finally released

[@Jrekt]

Lmao

[@Canandaiguas]

Karens: "millennials and kids are so sensitive" Also karens:

[@viovenus992]

IVY WHAT

[@robertodeoliveira1622]

Millennials are sensitive tho 😂

[@littlegravitas9898]

@@robertodeoliveira1622 OK boomer

[@JT044-iz1cv]

@@robertodeoliveira1622 True ngl

[@danielpalvie6647]

Ok this comment made my day😂

[@ion1c_t3rr0r3]

Charley: “…vitamin K” My brain: “potassium?” Charley: “Karen.”

[@rockyevans1584]

Hes sick man

[@DEV-rw7eu]

@@rockyevans1584 wut

[@daorklis5305]

@@DEV-rw7eu Hes sick man

[@DEV-rw7eu]

@@daorklis5305 wut

[@sukhmanjitsingh2705]

@@DEV-rw7eu hes sick man

[@suburbanweekend]

“You can’t make a human connection” Yeah sure like she cares about making a human connection when she is screaming at retail workers.

[@tanks4nuthin964]

she blaming her lack of friends on an inanimate object lmao

[@am-so9rk]

that is her human connection. she cant scream at those workers properly with a mask

[@ryuman757]

She means she can't freely spit on workers whenever she wants, like the good 'ole days.

[@48917032]

It means the workers no longer have to smell her breath when she screams at them

[@andreaesteves7939]

Jokes on you she doesn't see retail workers as humans

[@scsc-u9y]

Fun Fact: Feeling dizzy, emotional imbalance, and tingles are all signs of dehydration. Drink some damn water Karen, you look like you could use it.

[@greatregret8416]

This makes me wanna drink water

[@charlesdeem5488]

No Karens only drink Diet Coke and liquor

[@scsc-u9y]

@@charlesdeem5488 You have a point

[@Ghatos]

I drank water right after seeing your comment. Thanks for reminding me to stay hydrated, I appreciate it! :D

[@amyheather8134]

also signs that she's about to have a seizure she could be epileptic and not tell anyone

[@BreeSerif55]

“We can’t hug.” She’s probably one of those people who forces hugs on others.

[@samuelroy8005]

My guess is when she had to describe the procedures, she got stuck after "you cant see faces, you cant interact with others, ..................uhhhh,........you cant hug people..........hold babies?Idfk

[@Gameplayer1500X]

Rapists?

[@f_b_i_ean8797]

why do you have a hamilton profile picture?

[@Chris_Taj]

reminds me of that guy on the airplane be very aggressive and saying "lemme shake your hand!"

[@estrogengaminguwu]

@@Chris_Taj same LOL

[@lincolnhogan5149]

12:54 i strive to be like this man, rocking the sunglasses, not caring about karens, cleaning shopping carts, all while making minimum wage. inspirational.

[@phantomwarrior8686]

This guy is a true gigachad. He would be really helpful helping Charlie with his videos or something else, like maybe try to create his own channel.

[@optiTHOMAS]

Jammin out to some Michael Jackson! 😆😎👌🏻

[@Sweet_Tooth819]

real the joy that man has while doing something as small as wiping down a shopping cart is so endearing

[@rinhd1977]

Karens are essentially oversized trucks with no brakes

[@jeremys3951]

Brakes

[@noahlaws531]

@@nutboi42069 after the comment got edited

[@SomeAngryGuy1997]

You don't need brakes when you have a loud-ass horn!

[@rinhd1977]

​@@jeremys3951 i loaf you

[@anticularmeasles734]

@@rinhd1977 at yeast I can make a pun out of this

[@Marcustoday4563]

“She’s breathing in the carbon monoxide” I know she’s no chemistry teacher but I hope she knows we can’t produce carbon monoxide from our lungs

[@cameron6410]

isnt carbon monoxide in fuel and shit?

[@duckhugger7692]

@@cameron6410 yeah, I think she means carbon dioxide

[@gram.]

@@cameron6410 exhaust fumes, yeah

[@lordalex7122]

She meant carbon dioxide

[@alkali5841]

joke's on you, that's my "stan lee's superhumans" superpower.

[@Levi_The_One_The_Only]

"I'm disoriented, dizzy, a little mad." It's called menopause

[@tempinformal]

helpppp lmao

[@maskboy2743]

im choking on spaghetti help please

[@maskboy2743]

@JayG i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

[@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000]

Dehydration

[@KAYBUGHEROINE]

AYOOO BURN

[@AveryBaker-po2rl]

As a student during the pandemic who wore a mask for 7 hours straight every day for 8 months, they DO NOT disrupt normal breathing. The only trouble I had was after gym and I was breathing heavily.

[@DemoniteBL]

Charlie looks like he's going to teach us some yoga positions.

[@thespoodermann5261]

Dｅmｏnｉtｅ I kick ass in smash with wii trainer and it’s sad, just wanted to tell you that.

[@DemoniteBL]

@@thespoodermann5261 Thanks for sharing.

[@HearfourDataSS]

and steal Micheal's wife

[@rhetroppk]

I love your borderlands videos bro

[@channelname7743]

why is this so correct

[@fadhlil5173]

I died when Karen says “we can’t hold babies” like wtf

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

They need to to hold the babies mouths open to suck the soul out of them, increasing their own power and lifespan

[@ElmoLahti]

She’s probably talking about newborn relatives.

[@ElmoLahti]

Shaggy Rodgers That’s a bit of a stretch to an entirely different topic, but ok.

[@dkkennedy6947]

i would like but.. 69

[@Takokujin07]

Shaggy Rodgers bruh go to a place where people are actually talking about that. Because no, we don’t go by that. We go by rape perpetrated by men is just more common.

[@TotalNonstopThemes]

"You can't make human connection." Lady, I'm here to shop for groceries, not to determine if we're compatible as life partners.

[@CherandCherAlike]

Dude!!! You almost suffocated me with the laughter!!!!

[@BeavisSaves]

Maybe she's that one kind of weird woman who'd actually say yes to the supermarket pickup artist.

[@shrug1250]

I always thought Costco was a dating store

[@raskolnikovsghost2701]

There's a lot of great looking women in stores, though. And that dating guru I pay $100 USD a month says blocking them in with my cart is a great way to introduce myself. So it really depends on who you are.

[@b1indmailman]

As a retail employee I can say these people exist and will spend 25 minutes telling you about why they need lemon zest for an old recipe her mom made ages ago. Every employee dreads dealing with them

[@radley2004]

The last girl doesn’t seem to realize that when she checks out with her “private stuff,” the cashier will see what it is and will have full in depth knowledge of what she’s buying and why

[@candycain6573]

I have Grave's Disease that literally affects my heart, and I still wear a damn mask when I go out. I really hate these Karens that say 'i have an obscure medical condition that I won't tell you about, so I don't have to wear one' Sorry, I didn't realize being an entitled idiot was a medical condition lmao

[@josephmacias7790]

Its all right

[@definition6486]

Thank you for doing your part mein :)

[@thebugkid4000]

Yeah, I'm Immuno compromised and i had many lung conditions in the past that ruined my lungs entirely And when i have to go out in public i follow all the rules The masks, the hand sanitizers, 6ft distance, etc Its really stupid when a karen says, "I haVe a LUNg cOnDiTioN so i shouldn't wear a mAsK" Its like- dude having a lung condition other than having damaged lungs from chain smoking, should make you want to wear a mask (I am not attacking anyone here, please don't take it that i am, I'm just saying that i somewhat relate?? In a sense-)

[@panda-vy9ii]

yeah it's called NPD

[@mitarashi8091]

@@thebugkid4000 if you don't mind me asking, is it hard to breathe in the mask with your lung conditions or are the Karens just being stupid?

[@christinakinch]

"Do your research." Karen: *immediately goes on yahoo and facebook*

[@leilanibadawi1402]

Chimps are smarter than karens to be honest.

[@rathisuhh4198]

Yea

[@fag9073]

ZarkZyrian they probably actually do have a higher IQ than Karens because their ability to take in other peoples points and learn is higher.

[@sethturnbull554]

Karen: "Do your research" Also Karen: thinks we exhale Carbon Monoxide

[@piercemartin5797]

I research my school essays on 4chan

[@jakesbackache]

I believe the term you were looking for was “Level 5 Hurrikaren”

[@slimeb-nd]

Category 5

[@LudaChez]

Just to fuck with the world I can see us in Florida getting blasted by a category five Hurricane Karen. They say this hurricane season is going to be rough this year.

[@respybarry]

@@LudaChez As a fellow Floridian, I fear the Hurrikarens more than hurricanes.

[@abhayashrestha2557]

@@respybarry by any chance are you named kyle?

[@tactics1056]

@AngryLike

[@timmytacoburrito]

Can't believe it's been a little more than 3 years since all this mess started. I miss the slightly simpler times before COVID started

[@Jump-Man]

Well In another way for that is the 2010's we all miss cause the 2020's is absolutely dogshit let's be real

[@no-qx9mp]

"There's a 99% cure" Thats the same thing what they say on Plague Inc. and yet I still win.

[@yaisnwow]

I know right?

[@Kanenas215]

Agreed

[@dragthecrowman]

Says that on the pc in area 51 with plague inc. The virus' name is Covid-19 and its really working!

[@Mercy4Hire]

FACTS FACTS FACTS

[@takumi6491]

There's *

[@xoyv]

"you can't see people's faces, you can't make human connections" yeah apparently it becomes harder to hold someone at fault over minor issues when their face is half covered

[@sabinfigaro7334]

That's the last thing I'm trying to do while getting grub.

[@JamilKhan-xu9fo]

The only reason I can think of why this Karen can't make human connections without seeing their mouth is because she just kissed everyone she makes connections with. Like idk it's not hard to talk in the masks so why would she have to see their mouths?

[@patrickdaviesii4139]

Dude, that genuinely makes me mad when people try to justify their abhorrent behavior by inexplicably tying it to whatever lame Saturday-morning-special social cause they can think of. "It's not that I'm minorly inconvenienced by this policy that's objectively keeping everyone safe! It's, uh, uh... I can't make genuine human connections if someone's face is partially obscured! Yeah, that's it." As if she didn't just spout vitriol at some minimum-wage retail worker two minutes prior to recording for having the *audacity* to ask her to wear a facemask. Yeah, Sharon, you just *love* people, don't you? A real social paragon.

[@Jack_Woods]

She instinctively assumes all who cover their mouths are hooligans from the hood, and they already get pissed off at anything, so I can believe that they could lash out at people for wearing them, like their brain just makes the assumption of "This person is a weed smoking anarchist who doesn't wanna do his homework"

[@thetreeboy.]

i make friends every day on discord servers/ games

[@gideonlyons1731]

Karen: “YoU’rE kIlLiNg YoUr LuNgS” Karen: smokes 20 pack of cigarettes a day

[@deadking5912]

she probably eats cigarettes

[@GA4836_]

@@deadking5912 -she probably is a cigar-

[@josecarrdenas9648]

@@GA4836_ wut

[@aaronlandry3934]

If she were smoking 20 cigarettes a day, she’d sound more like Filthy Frank

[@odog1372]

I eat cigarettes, ten packs a day, I love the taste of type Tabaco in a but Baffe, I try to get kids to have a munch hey sport I got some cigarettes want some lunch?

[@palomaelegante]

My dad (antivaxx, many times argued with him about the risk he puts himself in) once took me to an anti-mask goblins meeting and i had to be 3 hours there (it was painful) and when i got out, i somehow had difficulty using a mask when never before i had that. Placebo is very real, but not by the goverment, but by the karens themselves

[@Gabri_cont4]

What do you mean?

[@friargibbous1051]

I'm 90% sure that my mother got her "research" from that woman in the video. Because she was spouting the exact same nonsense to me just yesterday. Going as far as to mistake carbon dioxide for carbon monoxide just like the woman in this video

[@denn7s]

your mom's a Karen

[@denn7s]

@Owen Flibbert your uncle's a karen

[@Br4ndino1727]

My condolences

[@friargibbous1051]

@@denn7s oh I am well aware. She's an anti-vaxxer too. She called me indoctrinated when I tried to explain biology to her because she has absolutely no understand of how anything works

[@leopizzalord5]

I'm so sorry man

[@ancientcorndog2713]

The worker at the end cleaning the carts is the cure, positivity to a Karen is like salt to a bloated slug

[@mantisonmoon983]

Karen : why are you happy when. I don't get what I want. Wahhhhhh

[@aczeartk7032]

Yeah, it's so wild that she's so starved for purpose and penis, that no one is allowed happiness in a radius of 10 kilometers around her.

[@mars1628]

Legit, kudos to him

[@aquinones2431]

I have asthma.. and I have to wear the mask for 8 hours straight while working. Karen, you’ll be fine, I promise.. 💀

[@wedoabitoftrollinghere6895]

@@harrgatarivods zoo wee mama

[@AidanStLouis-wq6gs]

@@wedoabitoftrollinghere6895 zoo wee mama

[@asiannugget570]

Same I also have asthma

[@boredasf-zy8bj]

@@harrgatarivods zoo wee mama

[@whaledolfin9233]

@Republic of Football zoo wee mama

[@collin4600]

"I feel dizzy, my hands are kinda' tingly, my heart is beating fast" As someone who suffers from severe anxiety, she's exactly listing panic attack symptoms! I often feel embarrassment after them, but, hey, at least I never suffered on from wearing thin piece of fabric over my face!

[@Professor-fc7vc]

exactly what I was thinking. its likely that she was so worked up over the damn mask policy that she gave herself a panic attack.

[@Republi121]

"You're happy?" "Why not be?" That, ladies and gentlemen, struck my heart.

[@ava_the_bookworm]

When was that

[@annihilatorgaming455]

@@ava_the_bookworm 13:45

[@navejas420]

Because I'm a good Christian child I'm taking your likes from 69 to 70 (:

[@デスティンウォーターズ]

@@navejas420 damn you 👁️

[@navejas420]

@@デスティンウォーターズ no you >:)

[@Sandvichman.]

why does charlie look like he just discovered stone tools

[@gen2mediainc.577]

Ooga booga karen recording

[@TheDarkfighter101]

Hair cutters are closed

[@PristineReviews]

Was looking for a comment like this 😂

[@Joseph-qv8uh]

@林 careful, someone is going to pull the gay "r/ihavereddit"

[@Jack_Woods]

He just discovered Hair bands

[@jonahjameson5132]

They're acting like wearing a mask is like running an entire marathon with really bad asthma

[@ohmygodwowohmygod9897]

I’ve gotten lightheaded wearing a mask, but it’s not even a big deal, these people can’t handle being slightly inconvenienced to protect others because they don’t care about anyone but themselves

[@MarcusThrows]

Lowtierplus yep

[@ScavverSamMae]

N-Word ok

[@Djuntas]

Do US require mask now by law or? In Denmark we only have distance rules...hell shopping malls opened now.

[@timm5362]

@@Djuntas sort of. You're not going to get arrested if you don't wear a mask. But in my neighborhood, many stores won't even allow you to go inside without one on. As for the OP: Masks can certainly suck. I'm all for them, but I personally wear glasses and the mask makes them constantly fog up. It's not fun.

[@jessiej-theinfomaniac]

I love your commentary! It's hilarious and makes the videos that much better. Thanks for being the light in the ever darkening tunnel.

[@underground-gremlin]

Never trust a person who says 'I am gonna cry now' and immediately starts crying...

[@legojangofett1088]

This is actually like... a really good point

[@EliteLevelsZB]

Crocodile tears that’s why it’s no white women 2020

[@skorpion7732]

Descartes' Apparition No. You should distrust all prostitutes

[@A14-j7g]

Saying "i'm humble" is the exact opposite of being humble.

[@hunterlg13]

Technichally it’s not... I believe that you’re confusing humble with lacking confidence. But, I do get what your saying. The way that wench says “I’m humble” is narcissistic, and very... not humble.

[@therealtadderz]

Drax.. " I too am incredibly humble"

[@mboysx69]

@@therealtadderz omg I just realized that’s from gurardians of the galaxy also if marcus is your real name that’s my name too 😂

[@therealtadderz]

@@mboysx69 yes

[@gunsandroses896]

Exactly. Humble people don't say they are humble. I could say that I don't have a weapon addiction and love murder for no reason. Does that make it true? Of course not.

[@GlassOfWater87]

props for that manager handling the third Karen like a true professional. Staying calm, offering to help her by doing her groceries and even handing out his card in the hand to this super obnoxious person. He deserves a raise imo

[@kylecoolkid3431]

She claimed he was discriminating against her aswell, despite the fact that it was a store policy enforced upon anyone entering the store

[@FruitSnackHorse]

Karens are just as worse as K-pop stands

[@obamabinladin1134]

@@FruitSnackHorse the K in K pop stands for Karen

[@drpepper-c7p]

@@FruitSnackHorse ik you mean stan, but you made think of jojo

[@jessepowell1891]

A shout out to the narrator and presenter of this series. Thank you very much. I havent laughed this hard in years since robin williams was alive and cracking jokes about the reagan administration. Thank you very much.

[@Baucie_Bauce]

Why did I start laughing so hard when she started crying about not seeing people's faces?

[@ohhxcake5434]

WHAT?! You mean I can’t see somebody’s lower face! THE HUMANITY ITS HORRIBLE!!! I CANT STAND THIS ITS LIKE IM DYING AND INVIIIIISABLEEEE!

[@VaughnCT0292]

She needs to remember their appearance so she can write a detailed facebook karen post.

[@aidan840]

only the best of us did

[@TheBlackSpartan103]

Or "hold peoples babies" wtf who let her hold their baby?

[@caretakercat7176]

We are happy not seeing her face. What's she trying to prove anyway

[@dagoth-ursbeekeeper9119]

If you claim wearing a mask makes breathing hard, you're admitting that furries are stronger than you.

[@T_Teobokki]

how could you say something so controversial yet so brave

[@ELGG1894]

My asthma has been cured

[@MeMe-sj4nn]

This comment is deep

[@Ironwolf-pm7zs]

We always were

[@envy7276]

I mean, it makes it a bit less easy to breath. Only a bit though.

[@andyngo6527]

Sometimes I really really hate myself and say I’m a really stupid idiot, but watching Karens make me so much better

[@d3n3x3]

Don't hate yourself :(

[@DsgSleazy]

Just be glad you're not one of them

[@mouseman04]

Don't worry you have a awesome name

[@VoxNdoc]

Relatable, karens have the mega retard. Then again thats an insult to those that aren't Karens.

[@ghost942]

If Karen are the stander you’d be 11/10, 11 being Jesus

[@caseybottoms3664]

When I went back to school, I wore two masks. One K-95 and a cloth one. I’m still here buddy

[@Johan-st4rv]

“You can’t force me to wear a mask in your store!” said Karen. “You can’t force me to wear shoes and a shirt in your store!” said the man on PCP.

[@jboy11123]

like she could have an argument say like someone or a cop was trying to force her in public to wear one but i mean its privately owned suck it up lol

[@grimsgrim607]

"We can send ya ass to jail" said the Police

[@Jordan64852]

I love how Bill Gates is almost no reason apart of this big conspiracy meanwhile Trump says he going to use the military to help administrate the vaccine and no one in the 5G camp said anything and the conspiracy nuts don’t even suggest there’s a conspiracy there as well. If you going to be a conspiracy theorist at least have some consistency

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

😂🤙

[@xPoemi]

"I can't breath. I feel like suffucating because of this mask while going to wallmart for less than an hour!" Well nevermind all those surgeons that have been wearing these masks for HOURS at a timw while performing surgery. Guess they were always close to death by lack of oxygen while performing heart surgery.

[@mrszmatan2727]

Damn man, but surgeons don't smoke 5 packs of cigarettes a day lmao. It's like complaining that you destroyed own ur shit and blame others for it

[@inciacci549]

I've seen health workers that had almost permanent marks on their faces from the masks they wear. That lady had no excuse.

[@heartx4421]

@@mrszmatan2727 i don't know many surgeons but the doctors i know smoke more than my whole neighborhood's chimneys lol

[@babysquid121]

@@heartx4421 it's true. Primarily because healthcare is extremely stressful

[@larsheikewiikmarthinsen9420]

@@babysquid121 Or because generation? Before at schools while our parents were kids, they had smoke corners because it was "cool". Teachers didn't even care. Sure if you were caught with cigarettes you'd get marked, but not written down. It could also just be a bad decision.

[@two-face7100]

“No one cared who I was until i put on the mask” -the hero Karen in the first video

[@jade2448]

Lol

[@roastedficus6227]

Or put off the mask in this case

[@edouard9687]

Don't you hate when the doctor operating on you can't breath thru his mask all of a sudden

[@nawwal-notallwhowanderarel1102]

@@edouard9687 And cannot see from the fogged up glasses from wearing a mask. 😁

[@Hadvarr]

Bro bring back this Charlie he’s looking like a Viking

[@obsoletewarrior2333]

Karen: i just wanna cry Everybody else: go ahead and cry

[@nightowl425]

I WaNT to SPeak toTHE MANager The sign says I can if I want to!

[@tanner5809]

For the second karen, I can't tell where her hips are. She looks like how a child would draw a person for the first time, just a block with limbs

[@sawyerjohnson3924]

Why doesn't this have more likes? I choked on my water from laughing at this😂🤣

[@userPrehistoricman]

Aided by Charlie's lack of video editing effort to preserve the aspect ratio of the source video.

[@thevalorousdong7675]

@@userPrehistoricman wtf is that AR? Fucking 9:9? Lmao

[@tanner6446]

Aye nice name

[@smirky-shrugs]

Welfare sure that first Karen fox her son's friends. I know that look. And yes I said Fox but you know what I mint.

[@natasha9766]

"I feel dizzy, my hands are tingling, my heart is beating really fast" ma'am what you're describing sounds like a high. Are you sure they didnt sprinkle some cocaine on that mask??

[@VelociraptorousRex]

My serious bet is that she was hyperventilating

[@Mvrie96]

i like how she literally just described anxiety

[@joelhamlyn5186]

Putting some coke on the inside of the mask... What a great idea! I bet that would help disrupt the viruses ideal living conditions too. Double bonus

[@skeye4985]

I feel dizzy, hands are tingling, palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

[@BeavisSaves]

Diet Pills/"Mothers Little Helper's"/Truckstop Meth does the same shit

[@CarryPotter007]

That man at the end rubbing salt to her fake wound by just being happy and advertising her to be happy is a legend, a myth, an unknown entity, he's probably off to his own planet to serve his people by now

[@porkins3348]

11:33 "I'm buying private stuff that I don't want you to see". This woman is gonna flip when she finds out about cashiers.

[@suvetum6763]

Omfg lmao a dildo

[@goobersauce1]

Lukakveky why would a supermakrket hold a dildo

[@annie.V.]

droganite Bath & Body Works has “”private massagers”” and other various bedroom goodies. I dunno if they’ve been selling them as of late, though, it’s been a couple years since I’ve been in one.

[@jronok]

Ever heard of self check out 👀

[@Deltaract]

@@jronok most self checkouts have cameras that record, theres no such thing as privacy in a public area like a supermarket

[@Cologram]

Karen’s aren’t mad about not being able to breathe, they’re mad that the masks muffle their screeching

[@rey-me2no]

Can they shuffle moaning? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Jordan64852]

“This inconvenience of my daily routine is a violation of my human rights!!”

[@bentalbot3084]

Charlie : "innocent pubes" Guilty pubes : *Sweats profusely*

[@PyroFTB]

ew

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

FinishTheBook \ Weak

[@gravytube4099]

@@SomeOne-vf1rs ^strong

[@mantasour]

@N-Word wtf lmao

[@MajorShanks]

They know what they've done...

[@Dannyiiiii]

As a gas station worker during mask mandates, it was absolutely miserable and I stopped counting how many times I was told "I don't want to" "I have a medical exemption (from smokers no less)" Also HIPPA only stops doctors/health workers from sharing your info. Doesn't stop you from you sharing your own info. Example; I can tell people I have mental health issues, but a paramedic telling his family I went to the hospital and his kid told everyone in school is a HIPPA violation.

[@itsreallynotimportantt]

you work at a gas station lol since when do you have standards

[@PinkSunrise_spl]

you have a job that pays for money, haha gotcha nerd​@@itsreallynotimportantt

[@czechyoself5542]

I physically cringed when she said she’s breathing in the carbon monoxide 🥴

[@bitteralmonds5717]

It might explain a lot 🤪

[@midnlghtmoon]

we’d all be dead by now

[@FloppyRodrigo]

well not yet but here's hoping she starts

[@jaymzOG]

My antibodies are dead as fuck 🤪

[@coin5207]

Maybe she is. She looks like a smoker

[@SlowLude]

second Karen looks like she's using tank controls to walk around

[@sabinfigaro7334]

LOL

[@judsonwilcox2483]

Yoooo I was thinking the same exact thing

[@gen2mediainc.577]

Haven’t gotten there yet, but I am excited to know that we get to see a Karen in full locomotive mode

[@packetdrinks9215]

Totally Bethany I was thinking of the Karen chugging along the road saying choo choo

[@Jack_Woods]

And she just entered a new area, changing the camera perspective and making her turn accidentally like in the old Resident Evil games

[@rift4608]

“yOU CaN’T mAKe HuMAn CoNnEctIONs!” Me, an introvert: Oh no

[@rhysmichel6585]

WhAt wIlL wE dO

[@rockmanbeta8055]

Hell, I'm extroverted and I ain't even crying over lack of human contact. Gtf over it, and get a plushie or something

[@cheesegoblin4life]

"Oh no! So anyway-"

[@arcweeb1619]

oh no

[@themilkman7664]

The problem is some people feel worse that way... like I felt 10x better when I went to in person schooling... masks should still be worn

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

Love that last guy’s exuberance as he cleans the carts i respect that, people like her make our jobs way harder than it should be.

[@incompetentastie9888]

the second woman with the "99% cure" sounds like she's playing plague inc but trying to help the humans

[@izanagisburden9465]

Boom [Reshuffle]

[@clammed1722]

I posted 17 minutes + of the best memes I could find to help distract you from these Karens :)

[@taigh1100]

whereas she's actually the reason they failed.

[@MAS7s]

Doood she talks like Maudra from Dark Crystal it's so wild hearing that speaking inflection in the real world.

[@Dogman690]

"Why are you happy?" Karen, just because your kids dont love you doesnt mean John from the corner store isnt allowed to have a good day

[@shrug1250]

Poor John

[@anono1454]

She will slay John to further her agendas

[@3slicessenpai]

John is a legend

[@kentlampad7266]

John was just buying cigarettes : (

[@aromorguythefirst1600]

I don't think he was even having a great day. He was trying to make the best of his day by being happy. That's why he said "why not be happy"

[@arczeroes]

"I'm a humble person", they bragged while looking straight into my eyes.

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

We have reached delusional levels that should not have been possible.

[@pancakes8670]

My mom did that lol

[@DarthMagister]

Really though I'm the humblest person you'll ever meet

[@thecoach3577]

I must say, there was ONE time I was at work (at a hotel) and wearing my mask for about 5 hours straight, and I got kinda light headed. Two minutes in a secluded area with it off fixed it for the rest of my shift. Just thought it was something to note.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Working physically for 5 hours makes me lightheaded period.

[@fluffyninja3467]

I get light-headed every once in a while too. Drink more water lmao

[@aaronkaulay202]

"Innocent pubes" isn't something I thought I would hear today.

[@wesleyAlan9179]

😅

[@OopsBigSad]

What are noninnocent pubes?

[@crome2021]

sounds like a good band name

[@antoniofernando967]

sounds like a name for pubes

[@david-yi6dm]

Thats why we get snacks drinks and have a cr1tical marathon because you can simply not identify the randomness of the words he combines its like enigma the ww2 encryption machine but dirtier.

[@Just1nS]

The symptoms she's describing with the tingling hands and dizziness makes me suspect thats she's actually hyperventilating. And therefor she's getting too much oxygen and releasing too much CO2. Easily could happen if you're getting anxious and also thinking that you aren't getting enough oxygen.

[@Saif-zf9vb]

Shouldn't be spouting nonsense either way. Go get checked out ffs. If she knew and accepted she had panic disorder she could deal with it

[@giovannimora9134]

Pretty much but the more you think of it the worse it gets. If she is so worried though she should have just consulted with a doctor

[@williammadden6421]

what are you, a real medical professional who knows what they're talking about and studied at a reputed college for years to get a medical degree and wears these on the regular?

[@silverbracelet6]

@Richard’s Testicle Head Same... When I first started to wear the masks and seeing how panicked people were in the stores... just the whole experience, I definitely had some anxiety and I had a harder time breathing and my chest hurt, but once I realized this, the next time I went to the store I was able to manage it better.

[@GummyDinosaursify]

Fun fact: This guy probably had the same de escalation training I just had to take as he's using all the tactics: "How may I help you", "This is policy", talking in a low tone of voice so she had to be quieter to hear him... All part of the training. Yes, you have to have Karen Training.

[@ssjcermit8714]

Damn that tuff and ruff

[@amberdakota7933]

Wow that’s crazy, sorry you guys have to deal with people being so rude to you :/

[@motivated7203]

I work in retail, and my boss did train me in how to deal with Karens. My main tactic is deescalation and keep stone faced.

[@if7723]

@@motivated7203 I was mostly given to say "that is not an option" on loop until they either gave up or complied.

[@DMTInfinity]

"There are no known medical conditions aside from a severe skin condition [like a very severe burn that needs medical attention] on your face that would prevent a person from wearing this type of mask," ~David Kaufman, MD, pulmonologist and director of the medical ICU at Tisch Hospital

[@ionel6448]

These Karens are like the psychopaths from Dead Rising.

[@TheGrandRevo]

😂😂😂😂

[@schematics1195]

Accurate

[@s.hitman]

the only difference is that they can't actually kill you

[@Hyrixous]

I am no sir! I am jherii with TWO I'S!!

[@MiguelMorales-ny3xd]

@@s.hitman it's only a matter of time 😲

[@beckwhite1370]

“you can’t hold their babies” PEOPLE ARE DYING KIM

[@jaayse]

Except they arent

[@stickmanreaper4628]

@Dalegendaryrocke no they aren't

[@AKitchenSynk]

@@stickmanreaper4628 oh yes they are

[@Rakinjo2]

Someone needs to explain to her that the reason the numbers don't mesh with the precautions is because the precautions are keeping the numbers down. How that's so difficult to comprehend, I don't know. Also, don't go around picking up strangers' babies. It's weird.

[@superbennyboy1]

@@jaayse I think the upvotes say we have decided that they are

[@TheTimbs_]

I can imagine that first Karen. “I wanna hold baby. Let me hold your baby. HEY GET BACK HERE, I WANT TO HOLD YOUR BABY *LET ME HOLD YOUR BABY”*

[@sponge8868]

‘LET ME HUG YOU! I WANNA HUG YOU!!! NO STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME” “GET AWAY FROM ME KAREN I DON’T WANT ANY HUGS PLEASE! STAY AWAY FROM ME” “NO, I WILL HUG YOU! LET ME HUG YOOUU”

[@anorange7900]

@MagicGamer I JUST WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND

[@jaquaviousjefferson]

Yo, for real, dead ass, them timbs fresh af.

[@zacharycollins1547]

@@jaquaviousjefferson that is the coolest sounding name I've ever seen

[@elizabeth5561]

Spy: slap my hand, come here, slap my hand, *SLAP MAI HANDE!*

[@Nectarisa]

yeah as someone who had a baby I can assure you these karens think they have a right to touch your random baby that absolutely does not belong to them.

[@notJavon.]

Karen: “Show me the numbers” Half of a million dead Americans: ಠ_ಠ

[@davidfultz97]

Lmfaoo

[@TheBrutalCommentSection]

. ,⊙⊙, { ▃ } - COOKIESSSS!!! 🍪

[@nigerianprince9496]

Ok i agree with your point but from experience doctors get extra funding by reporting deaths by COVID so the numbers are probably inflated

[@federicogarcia9470]

@@nigerianprince9496 why you lie? it makes you feel important?

[@DatBigO]

@@federicogarcia9470 Hes right hes not lying, one of my friends family member died because of a heart attack I believe. But the death was said to be covid even when the test came negative

[@d4rkm4gicattack34]

I think you’re all missing the biggest point of all: her shirt unironically has EA on it.

[@JayR-ct8pv]

Probably reduced a manager to tears and that's her trophy.

[@dexamfetamin]

I wouldn‘t say EA is bad. It‘s supporting small gaming companies

[@ariavachier-lagravech.6910]

Can't spell Karen without EA

[@theguywhowentthere3346]

Awww sheit

[@asfa2549]

its not EA

[@Kilo3101]

She says she’s not required by HIPAA to wear a mask. That’s not how HIPAA works, Karen.

[@KuroInu1213]

Hippa all that is that you can't say that Karen has a rash. And sharing personal and private information.

[@joinsideke]

The other lady cited the ADA...the American Dental Association??

[@cdg2496]

@@joinsideke Americans with Disabilities Act... though she probably knows as much about the American Dental Association as she does the ADA law.

[@jakemcgillivray]

As a type 1 diabetic this pandemic was so frustrating. I lucked out with getting covid after a vaccine was already made but my type 1 friend wasn’t so lucky. Put him in the hospital for 2 weeks. Dude was struggling and having to see people act so ignorantly was incredibly infuriating.

[@nextgenerationstrength9439]

Seems like people with health problems got hit the worst by it.

[@FuelStackDevOps]

Excuse me, “penguinz0”, I want to talk to your manager immediately or there WILL be a lawsuit.

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

"TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN RIGHT NOW. IT IS ILLEGAL AND I *WILL* GET MY LAWYER."

[@AngryAsianGamin]

I WILL PERSONALLY SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'RE WORTH. MY HAIR POWERS ONLY GROW THE MORE ANNOYING I AM.

[@thatonedude-6819]

I will be contacting ICE and get you deported immediately!!!

[@eugenerevaula3874]

THE LONGER THE KAREN STAYS IN THE WALMART, THE MORE POWERFUL IT BECOMES

[@FuelStackDevOps]

I’ll have you know I have carpal tunnel and by forcing me to write this comment you’re technically discriminating against handicaps and if I post this on Facebook you will be CANCELLED.

[@grandpaonfire7859]

if you dont like the mask, you're gonna love the ventillator

[@dragonbane001]

This is a true underrated comment.

[@ozemite7746]

Broooo 💀💀💀

[@in0therwordz]

Ha

[@pianosenzanima1]

Actually these SURGICAL masks are completely useless against the virus. People are really stupid.

[@grandpaonfire7859]

they actually prevent the spread significantly but dont protect the wearer, so if most people conform instead of coughing and spluttering all over the place it helps

[@trevlsteinberg5994]

I love the lady who says she doesn’t want the store to shop for her because she has “private items she doesn’t want them to see”. Uhm, ma’am, unless you’re stealing items, they will see what you’re buying...

[@The_White]

Yeah she has to check in so they'll see it sooner or later, unless she has sneak 1000 and can somehow transport these items in her belly button or idk. It's just really dumb.

[@anorange7900]

@@The_White unless she’s buying 48 packs of condoms and 61 sex toys idk what she doesn’t want people to see

[@The_White]

@@anorange7900 I don't think it's that. I would be very comfortable if I went to the cashier with 48 packs of condoms and 61 sex toys. I'm not sure I would make it with 49 packs and 62 toys tho. Anyways, it must be a different reason.

[@anorange7900]

@@The_White 69 sex toys and 69 condoms

[@The_White]

@@anorange7900 Maybe. But I think 420 toys and 69 condoms is the answer.

[@sycaccino8533]

That guy cleans those trolleys with style

[@Licthto]

Karen: "Why are happy?" Employer: "Why not be?" *_"Eventually, Karen stopped thinking "_*

[@DemoSin]

Allow me... *IS THAT A MODERFUKING JOJO REFERENCE?*

[@MrTobyVee]

They think?

[@Jack_Woods]

I wish Karen stopped, I wish

[@pikazooka]

Joseph Joestar vs the Ultimate Karen

[@bruhmoment380]

R/ihadastroke

[@HamD7676]

The thing that shocks me most is the fact that there are real people like this

[@CTRLGunpla]

and also a large amount of them. i have a theory that karans are made by other countries to make the places they invade shit

[@tikinn]

I mean, one was an NPC, but the others... Yeah...

[@HaotoAnimeOnPiano]

It wouldn't be a surprise if 20% of the population consist of morons.

[@inciacci549]

It's a toss up between a mainland Chinese tourist or an American Karen as the worse encounter.

[@HamD7676]

celestialturtle you dare talk bad about Ricardo? You are worse than a Karen

[@lllSection]

“Winning an argument with an intelligent person is difficult, but winning an argument with a stupid person is impossible” -Someone who’s name I’m forgetting

[@cypresswillow2591]

Liam Warkentin : Churchhill or Ghandi. lol

[@GrizbyK72]

Don’t think Gandhi would straight up say a person is stupid. But I haven’t done the research.

[@Riggedplayer123]

It was Bill Murray.

[@thelssjbroly9873]

@@Riggedplayer123 oh

[@BOG0690]

Never argue with stupid people. And, dont entertain their ideas either.

[@a_person2461]

I got this straight from google so yeah that second girl needs to recheck her facts “No, wearing a mask will not harm your health even if you are sick with a cold or allergies. If your mask gets too moist just make sure you are changing it regularly”

[@plcinto4042]

If you can't handle wearing a mask then you can never be a ninja.

[@Subscriberswithnovideoscheck]

PL Recinto so random but so good

[@01amare]

Need more upvotes

[@clipsahoy8229]

@@zp491 they also can't be 200 pounds

[@shulker7442]

Meme boi21 choji bro

[@moa4185]

Shulker no bro he is thick boned

[@sassycat4157]

What's even scarier is that these Karen's are breeding, creating even more Karen's.

[@jonatin0]

They won't make it past 4.

[@yazef8940]

Some idiocracy shit.

[@matthewbrooder9414]

Good thing: Half of their kids are complete opposites of their Karen mothers. They're miserable

[@matmorrow]

only 20% of karens are born, the rest are created in facebook groups

[@Bamburfix]

Dude they are born with the "karen" haircut and they are blonde and miserable and they whant to speak to your manager

[@bloomx1316]

I have asthma, a lot of problems with my respiratory system, my spring and autumn allergies make it hard for me to breath, and I still wear the damn mask, plus I wear glasses so shit is foggy all the time, I’ve been wearing masks even before the damn pandemic started because I DIDNT want to be sneezing or coughing near anyone to not make them feel uncomfortable, the audacity of karens...

[@someguynamedsomething9612]

Oh yeah the glasses are so foggy man that I can basically take my glasses off and it's the same

[@NameHolderEQ]

People have audacity to say that they have problems when they wear mask when people those actually have problems just bear with it for sake of people like this. Thank you bud.

[@jigglygayturtle]

I got angine (I think that's what it was) in October and my doctor told me that it was probably because of the masks, but I still wear the mask because I have older people in my family that would probably die of they caught covid

[@hridakshipareek1418]

@@jigglygayturtle That's because you are a responsible and sensible person. Some people are just absolutely dumb and irresponsible.

[@PBandJuliana]

Something that has helped me with glasses fogging up is if you twist the straps of the mask down ward and towards you (if that makes sense) and then put the mask on. Sometimes it doesn’t eliminate fogging completely but it definitely helps!

[@rattusskelly6393]

She said we breathe out carbon monoxide

[@nintendope8837]

This is why being a doctor is a hard profession...not because you need an education its because you need to be able to hol your breath for 5 hours straight

[@dingdawng]

Every day for that matter, and god forbid you go into surgery. Absolute torture.

[@ForbiddenFate]

" we can't socially connect with people anymore , we can't hug people anymore" Lets be honest. The closest a Karen gets to social connection is screaming at the top of their lungs in the middle of a k-mart , and the only thing a Karen hugs is their own foolish ideals

[@jimmythecrow]

i dunno what yalls talking about, i shook hands with 3 people today. No gloves, no mask. Been doing it for years and nothing has happened. Dunno why yall are trippin

[@tranquilthecat3417]

K-mart still exists? shit could of fooled me.

[@acyds]

​@@jimmythecrow it's just a cautious act, the virus can travel through droplets from our mouth or body. You probably shaking hands with healthy people, but better to stay cautious, you can blinded yourself from the facts. Trial by fire probably you need to experienced it first then you believe in it.

[@savstinks6847]

@@acyds I don't know about you, but I feel like that person was being sarcastic.

[@MysticCouchPotato]

Charlie’s mask is like Jotaro’s hat. I can’t tell where the mask ends and the beard begins

[@brewin_bruin]

Karen: oh ho... you’re approaching me? Charlie: I can’t roast the sh*t out of you without getting any closer.

[@Obarg1_]

@@brewin_bruin shkaz kanna ka temmeyo buchinome seneynda

[@felixsot8210]

jojokes haha funi

[@blubber9047]

skullking119 this is an underrated comment

[@IzzySarru]

@@brewin_bruin Charlie's Stand "This is the greatest Stand of All Time".

[@KC-Smiles]

Just going to say this to debunk these Karens. I have asthma and i still would wear a mask through my entire school day.

[@soul9363]

Local homeless Jesus man turns in to a royal general.

[@kuztumsleepy7789]

😂😂😂

[@gabrielcampbell9570]

actually its john whick going through a divorce

[@nexodiumstarite7086]

666th like lol

[@mortemint3030]

Karen: "I cant breathe with this mask on" People who cant breathe from pulmonary distress bc of covid: "am I a joke to you"

[@woawolf]

well mask limit your oxygen intake to 30%

[@lala-kc3br]

Haha

[@CaptainTae]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoPEZ6eVmpyXnas Stop being a mask Karen.

[@snifftheshark]

@@woawolf that's a blanket statement with a blatant number you just pulled out of your ass.

[@HanaBakemono]

THANK YOU!!!

[@snipertf2229]

Me: *wears a mask for 7 and a half hours while working a deep fryer at a fast food joint, perfectly fine* Karen after 2 seconds: I CANT BREATHE HEELP IM SUFFOCATING I CANT FEEL MY FINGERS

[@LucasSCruz]

Damn automatic grill from Mac that is hot as hell..good old times

[@oldmanuncle1237]

Man I used to work at Sonic, I couldn't imagine being forced to wear a mask behind those fryers I give you my respects

[@epicalfailure83]

Nurses and doctors have recently release a video rant about how masks are bad for your immune system. And people with breathing problems should under no circumstances wear a mask.

[@erik3613]

U mind slanging a homie some fries real quick then???

[@chemiocremblac5527]

I feel ya man, im at a flat top with two ovens beneath it and I see these dweebs complaining about wearing one for like a few moments while they grab their food.

[@1WildArtist]

As someone who has ended up in the hospital because I almost suffocated due to an athsma attack, YOU ARE NOT SUFFOCATING IN A MASK.

[@candynickel]

My grandma with advanced COPD still wears a mask out.

[@marcalbert674]

EA is scared of Karen as you can see; the logo is falling apart.

[@Chloe4656.]

😆

[@WhatSkillsxDxD]

She has “private things” she doesn’t want people to see but they have to scan it at checkout?

[@orangeondaxbox2768]

Just makes sense 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@AFrame06]

What?

[@deezmagicalnuts796]

Cooper Burklund stfu

[@rk800prototype5]

@@deezmagicalnuts796 why?

[@Malphasism]

"she's breathing in the toxidity and the carbon monoxide" It's a shame we don't produce carbon monoxide or else we could have easy access to personal flamethrowers just by breathing on a match.

[@artorius4809]

Awesome

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

You don't know. She might really be breathing out toxic air.

[@the13thjoker]

Just some info : Human released Carbon dioxide (CO2) when breathing not carbon monoxide (CO). Carbon monoxide is released by vehicle engine at combustion process.

[@aqilardi5266]

@@the13thjoker that's what he just said bruh go read the comment again

[@jaseshrewsbury4660]

Aqil Ardi he knows that, he’s stating it so people who aren’t educated on the topic understand the difference between carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide

[@zuggernaut618]

The dude at the end cleaning the carts is a legend lol