Karens Started An Air Mafia

[@gmic56ify]

"I'm part of the freedom to breathe agency!" (Lights a cigarette)

[@rodneyzirpolo]

Lol

[@flawedpotato3665]

LMAO

[@deathshop2172]

the funniest part is that you know the freedom to breathe idiots don't support the BLM protests. you know, a protest started because a man was killed when the police didn't LET HIM BREATHE. how ironic.

[@noahhess4955]

@@deathshop2172 extremely unrelated but alright

[@marioluigimario64]

This sounds like a twitter argument

[@verycoolman3334]

A FTBA lady was yelling at me at work today when I asked her to put on a mask. I’m 14. I’m volunteering at my local aquarium.

[@smokernoker]

Whatever you do don't serve Karen's

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

You monster I hope you're in prison

[@verycoolman3334]

super not best friends dont play ye bro I’m commenting from the penitentiary

[@davidfranco5642]

@@verycoolman3334 yeah you got what you deserved

[@Drethyr]

Just realize these people have a severe mental impairment. You can always call your supervisor or manager to deal with these unfortunate souls.

[@patricknelson2102]

Honestly let her sue. She'll lose so badly because she's impersonating a* federal officer/organization.

[@MonkeyIndustries]

a not an

[@patricknelson2102]

@@MonkeyIndustries thanks my bad

[@CrimesForDimes]

Same

[@jpmartin6685]

yes please

[@ienjoy8008s]

Lenka Koloma

[@LunaNova777]

The audacity of this woman to use a working American's wage against her at a sad attempt to make her feel lesser is absolutely mind blowing to me

[@boxface6485]

Like this Karen puts even a fingers movement of effort into their work

[@beabea5985]

For me it takes a U-turn right into absolute hilarity

[@SpiceIntolerance]

Shows her disconnect that she thinks they get paid as much as $15 p/h in retail lol

[@Theblarger]

@PROJECT_7T7 I always find it so wholesome when someone with English as a second or more language speaks perfect English and then says "sorry if I'm speaking bad English". Like you've done a great job and I'm unironicly proud that you've been able to master a foreign language to the point that you have. I tried to learn a second language for 3 Years but gave up so I kinda get the struggle and I'm glad you pulled through

[@darkwolf4471]

The only time the FTBA makes any sense as an org is in the gas chambers of WWII. THOSE people where having their human rights violated. These Karen's can breathe.

[@mems9953]

I see all these No Shirt, No Shoes, No Mask, No Service signs, but the real question is if they'll serve you if you walk in without any pants. They don't say no pants.

[@ftlflmtld192]

U will get extra service.

[@GarrettLGoodrich]

It's legal to just wear underwear in public

[@schipay4622]

Please try that out and film that.

[@ancovwojak6058]

Cursed

[@Jonny2by4]

I always go out in only a shirt, shoes and mask. It is very liberating

[@natasha9766]

"This is the most she's accomplished since she was on the high school cheer squad 50 years ago" Im dead, Charlie is not playing games with yall

[@AsmodeusMictian]

I think being rejected for cheer squad may have set this Karen here on her path in the first place. She seems to desperately require people to pay attention to her and VERY obviously cares for literally nobody's safety.

[@JessieP07]

@@AsmodeusMictian no one is obligated to care about random strangers health and safety lmfao.

[@AsmodeusMictian]

@@JessieP07 A cute strawman, but I'll bite. I never said someone was OBLIGATED to care about random strangers health and safety. But I'm going to guess that at least once in your life, someone has come to your rescue...maybe even saved your life. I would also guess you're grateful as hell that they didn't have the same attitude your comment displays, or they could have simply walked right by and only thought of themselves. Just saying, maybe being self-centered actually ISN'T the best choice for life? Maybe? No? Eh...luckily it would seem folks like you are still the minority. Hopefully we can keep it that way. Cheers, and I hope things look up for you.

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@JessieP07 “yeah I drove through a giant crowd, im not obligated to care about others health”

[@philipfresco]

@@teathesilkwing7616 definitely the same thing, you are a smart person 👍

[@p0k3n92]

im gonna print a card that says im allowed to do drugs and drive without a license and next time I get pulled over if the cop doesn't accept it I'm suing the government

[@Jack29165]

Just make a card saying you’re exempt from being pulled over then u can sue them twice

[@breezemansker3366]

Also take your ID pic drunk and stoned so they know you just always look like that lmao

[@classyrobot5648]

After a night in jail, of course

[@samsalamander8147]

You sound like a souvern citizen they actually exist they drive around cars with homemade license plates it crazy

[@killtyrant]

It's already a thing. It's called a sovereign citizen.

[@snakeking5009]

The worst crime was that her friend was filming on an Ipad.

[@hfreddy127]

😂😂😂

[@williampinkerton4937]

It isn't an ipad. Check towards the end its a phone case

[@DJ-ew8fd]

Her smile is despicable.

[@julesxd5756]

Surgeons- Has to wear a mask for hours, and still can breath. Karens- Has to wear a mask for 10 minutes, died of asphyxiation.

[@nightmarechameleon7502]

Weeding the weak out.

[@sp1ne674]

I want to like but cant to maintain the meme

[@rabies__]

Nurses wear several masks actually, making anti-masker arguments dumber

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@@rabies__ I work in a hospital, and i can tell you they don't. They wear one.

[@mercedesu9328]

@@sneezebiscuits7239 i work in hospital and i can tell you we do when we are treating covid-19 patients.

[@charmy9559]

FTB Freedom To Breathe Better acronym: FTB Facebook Toilet Brains

[@Blahander]

Underrated.

[@capitalizedletters4074]

I like it

[@tadaotakumi9852]

FTBA: Failed To Be Adults.

[@thiscommonsinkt3367]

FTB: Full Throttle Brainless

[@satan7746]

FTB: Fuck the brain

[@ozen3348]

As an Egyptian, that eye of Horus tattoo is making me cringe.

[@aris.2026]

I’m so sorry your ancestors had to be disrespected like this

[@epikdisko]

Ari Shin same

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

She probably doesn't even know what it stands for.

[@thepacificwart8777]

@@sneezebiscuits7239 probably something like "It means that God is watching through my own eyes, and he knows you are a disappointment for not standing by our rules" or some other incredibly dumber shit

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@@thepacificwart8777 It stands for power and healing for those that wear it, apparently.

[@lisamackilligan2589]

I misunderstood the title and thought that Karens could now fly and were breaking people’s kneecaps from the sky

[@averagesong360]

XD

[@ゆう-t6w5w]

It will happen soon

[@caesthoffe]

a true horror

[@doublevizzion]

you didn’t know about that before??

[@lisamackilligan2589]

@@doublevizzion homie is you for real 😦

[@JamesBiggar]

It's amazing they still have such a hard time differentiating between a public space and a private business.

[@electrified0]

It's funny how we've all accepted "no shirt no shoes no service" for our whole lives and seem fully capable of understanding a business has the right to impose such a policy, yet extend that to a mask and suddenly they're literal Nazis destroying our rights.

[@spiritbx1337]

I mean, public space just means that it's a space allowed to have the public, private property or not. I think you mixed up public property and public space, but I got what you meant. Just because a store is open to the public, it doesn't mean that they cannot exert their authority as a private property. Like, do these Karens think that anyone should just be able to enter her house and do what they want? It's just as much private property as a private business.

[@toothbrushlord2412]

Even if it is public, there is nothing illegal about saying wear a mask

[@ShapeshifterFin]

@@michaeljackson8390 I have no idea what made you bring that up, but by looking at how many emojis you used, you are more than likely a bot.

[@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043]

@@ShapeshifterFin yes and litteraly the thing it spams is the definition of garbage

[@Shadowtron1221]

I have a Karen as a mother.... That I'm stuck living with.... And I'm disabled.... And can't afford to move out... One minute she thinks this is a full on hoax, the next she's telling me to close my bedroom windows because I'm letting the virus in. I've been stuck in a house with a Karen since March. And you can't tell her nothing because she throws age at you like it's her Trump card or something.

[@israelcampos1856]

F

[@nooglewoogle6862]

Wow that must suck

[@daquinnius9917]

lmfao i live with the equivalent of a karen but for black people. basically everything that happens is blamed on whoever is richer, whoever is whiter or whoever is more masculine and it’s such a garbage life. also arguements with white people are won by being racist towards white people and then getting louder than the other person

[@Shadowtron1221]

@@daquinnius9917 I know that life, too. She makes everything about being black (because we are) and keeps comparing every man she she meets in life to her father (that was shocking successful) and anyone that isn't capable of being close to what he was is not considered a man in her eyes. As someone who is going to fail college because of her constant pushing into something I don't want to be, and not being able to actively go out and get a job of my own... I'm already setting myself up to be one of the things she dislikes.

[@edvillanueva9741]

daquinnius f

[@billybobjohnadamjoe]

“We can sue you personally.” Sure, but no judge is going to take it seriously.

[@spiritbx1337]

I mean, I'm pretty sure any idiot can try to sue anyone for anything, probably why the justice system is so backed up, because it's filled with bullshit.

[@electrified0]

Fun fact: they can be held in contempt of court and sent to jail if and when they have a temper tantrum and refuse to wear a mask in the courtroom under direct instruction of the Judge. So embrace the civil lawsuit, accept the court date, and bring popcorn.

[@Stellaedocious]

That worker should threaten to countersue her for harassment.

[@TUNE-Editor]

I doubt it that she can Sue some one by her self no lawyer

[@BGTech1]

A bent nail has more intelligence that that woman

[@edgartellez2559]

"If you say you can't breath under a face mask, you are openly admitting that furies are stronger than you" -Gandhi

[@MrBeenus]

@@iconiccarl8213 Furries are gross

[@OubleJum]

This is a great comment

[@mr.bubbles8351]

Fury?

[@MrBeenus]

@@mr.bubbles8351 Fury?

[@jagermeister-3812]

@@iconiccarl8213 furries are disgusting

[@checmate1633]

Plot twist: all these Karens refusing to wear a mask have bad oral hygiene therefore terrible breath which actually does suffocate them if they use a mask

[@isssandwich391]

Chec Mate tonsil stone alert

[@SalDoge]

just use your nose then

[@Killopotamus]

SalDoge They’re actually so full of shit that they can’t breathe through their nose.

[@gurtison6883]

Kilo if they do shit comes out instead of snot

[@donkeyslayer8370]

@@SalDoge they're mouth breathers lol

[@MH_Binky]

FTBA is a good choice of acronym, considering DFTBA is a long-used acronym for "don't forget to be awesome".

[@epiphica6166]

"forget to be awesome" yeah, that sounds about right when it comes to these humanoid lookalikes

[@Ickshter2112]

pfffftbbb... DFTBA... We are the FTBA!!!! DFTBA sheesh..... SPLITTERS!!

[@youssefsaad9277]

Forgot to be awesome

[@laumickey3016]

Forgot to breathe air

[@elizabeth5561]

Freaks Trying to Be Annoying

[@cooliodiablo6117]

Just imagine as a sane person trying to spew the shit they’re saying with a straight face, pretty sure I couldn’t do it without dying.

[@gangstapanda1234]

Good thing you got a mask

[@dillon7254]

I mean you would because you wouldn’t be wearing a mask

[@laniakeas92]

I didn't know that narcissists/sociopath women entities are called Karen in american slang. I was raised by such Karen. She was my mother, man, it was truly devastating. :C Hello from Russia, I love your sense of humor!

[@CrownCrown094]

Dude... run...

[@shortstan_242]

F

[@samuelvoorhees3982]

Hello Person from Russia! I love your alcohol,so its a win win

[@laniakeas92]

@@CrownCrown094 yup done it some time ago

[@zainmehal9950]

I'm sorry :(

[@john_youtube1178]

If she said “It’s my constitutional right to not wear a mask” I’d say “ it’s The stores constitutional right to not serve you :)”

[@WhompingWalrus]

@Zombies Won't Eat Joe Biden's Brain What part of the constitution are you getting that from? It's a super short document. Please enlighten.

[@WhompingWalrus]

@Edward Snowden Yeah you're totally right, but I know the constitution _does_ grant certain rights to property. I'm wondering which part they're interpreting to mean that, and how.

[@ghostinng274]

@Zombies Won't Eat Joe Biden's Brain you're right but that's taking it to the extreme. Should have just said the classic "no shirt no shoes no service" kinda shit.

[@tranquil2706]

you are right about masks, but not about race,r eligion, gays, etc. Clearly established law against discrimination against people just because who they are. What they do (or don't do)? That's another story.

[@WhompingWalrus]

@@tranquil2706 Ye, but it gets a bit sticky when someone can interpret part of the Constitution to mean something contradicting what a well-established anti-discrimination law says. Constitution overrides literally every other law, so when people (and especially _judges_ ) can interpret the constitution to mean something scary... it's pretty scary.

[@YTshortsIsTerrible]

"wearing a mask posses a mental and/or physical risk to me" With or without mask these people already have a mental problem, lol

[@ringeldingel4445]

And if u don’t wear a mask ur gonna get a real physical risk

[@Milk_Toast]

Damn, these masks will destroy my mental health..

[@Llamasomenumbers]

Ringel Dingel That’s the thing though, it doesn’t protect you from the virus. Most masks don’t stop the airborne cells. But none of these people can seem to grasp the concept of how much shit comes flying out of your mouth that a mask DOES stop from entering the air. Every time I get into an argument it goes the same way: “Masks don’t stop the virus, we don’t need to wear them. If you want to wear a mask and be afraid you can do that.” “You’re supposed to wear the mask so other people don’t get sick” “We need to build our immune system!” So first we shouldn’t wear masks because they do nothing, then we shouldn’t wear them because they work??? It’s pretty much the same thing with vaccines. What they’re really trying to say is they’re paranoid assholes that don’t give a shit about other people

[@shoemakerlevy8487]

“Posses” is incorrect too. It’s poses. Seems they can’t spell either.

[@Shatterstar]

These women are probably Anti-Vaxxers.

[@Panzer-xy8ph]

Next Karen idea: not wearing casts when they break their limbs

[@danhanley1313]

a cast may restrict their liberty 😂

[@Sapilious]

@@danhanley1313 B a n d A i d s

[@user-ek9dd1cc2b]

“My arms need to breathe”

[@vejymonsta3006]

What will they do if they break a limb?! Sue their bones for limiting their freedom?

[@CaptainDoomsday]

CASTS ARE UNNATURAL!

[@seuslol]

"she looks like a methed out paris hilton!" So just paris hilton?

[@sniperbloom1305]

atleast Paris Hilton is semi attractive. Karen here is just ugly and crazy

[@pwnstar1369]

@Br Mo as someone who doesn't even like her you are 100% correct

[@finnbell8236]

Nah Paris Hilton’s a genuine genius lol.

[@wilabanodeniro9780]

She’s pretty attractive and made millions fooling people like you

[@brandonflores3219]

It’s like writing a fake doctors note to get out of homework. literal children

[@silo2849]

Your Mom I completely agree but calling something childish while having the name ‘Your Mom’ is pretty ironic lol

[@kingpurest6279]

Clearly a sarcastic name...

[@kieranmor24]

Bruh you’re a genius for this...

[@varad3259]

Except, wearing a mask doesn't take any effort unlike homework.

[@wizaru5239]

Thanks mom

[@teknikentertainment2615]

At this point, Critikal is starting to become an expert in Karentology.

[@Zainos64]

a master of karentology

[@dboot8886]

Scientology: Who are you? Karentology: I'm you but stronger.

[@brink3149]

This is the greatest Karentolgist of all time

[@timburculosis1358]

This man broke the code on Karens. E=mcaniseeamanager²

[@salvefrater2582]

Timothy Hernandez E= a^3ce^3gm^2n^2sr^2

[@busyglizzy7467]

Why do Karen's think they've lost the ability to breathe with a mask.

[@megarayquaza9054]

Cuz it covers the mouth lol

[@sirsackolis5203]

Bc their breathe stinks so bad it suffocates them

[@idiotacp]

BigChief Toke noones asking u to wear a mask 24x7 just wear one when u r in public or in a group of people. Masks dont stop u from completely breathing idk what masks u people r buyin fcuk what do i know

[@ohmystarsss]

BigChief Toke I work in a hospital and literally all staff are required to wear a mask for the entire 8 to 12 hr shift (only exception is during our breaks where we can remove our masks when we’re eating). Wearing a mask does not reduce oxygen intake. There are plenty of videos, studies, and articles proving this. The purpose of the mask is to prevent the wearer from spreading germs/disease through droplets. Please, I know you think it’s good to be doubtful or skeptical about the validity of masks, but for the sake of public safety, just wear a mask! Y’all only have to wear them for 30 mins to an hour at a time when going out, essential workers have to wear them all day long. Just bear with us.

[@mesothelimoa341]

@BigChief Toke Utter rubbish www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/doctor-face-mask-oxygen-running-tom-lawton-yorkshire-a9633916.html Long story short. A doctor ran 22 miles with a face mask on checking his O2 levels periodically and not once did those levels drop. Face masks do nothing to your oxygen intake.

[@God69420]

No, they're not more powerful than me. I'm just not going near that disaster.

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

God, do you approve your children blasting them with a buckshot from a 10 gauge shotgun?

[@KashemLondon]

Hello god

[@Vaporwave_kdh]

Lord, grant me superpowers. It would be totally sick 👍

[@bobbybaratheon1230]

“ISIS, The Taliban, even The Spanish Inquisition tremble in their boots when facing The Karen Militia.” ~ Winston Churchill

[@obinoscopekenobi9450]

Jesus Christ Made Weed Excuse me wtf are you conspiracy crackhead

[@JuanMorales-vk6cx]

Jesus Christ Made Weed Ok

[@rightturnatsaratogadumpthe3347]

@@michaeljackson8390 I'm gonna go bleach my eyes now

[@dillonc7955]

@@michaeljackson8390 It's going to take years of therapy to unsee that ridiculous amount of emoji abuse.

[@he-man36]

That is how scary Karens are.

[@ThatOneGuy-ew1mb]

she doesnt want to wear a mask cuz it "might suffocate her" yet she looks like she smokes 2 packs a day

[@OwO377]

She double standard.

[@adrianj5789]

2 packs a day? damn you’re just being overly generous there

[@TheCatIsAMonster]

I say your going too low probably 2 and a half packs. Also yes wearing a mask at first if uncomfortable but you get use to it

[@Cay9z]

It does too got all them wrinkles at a 24-40 age

[@BrickHeadGamin]

That woman looks like she forgot to die

[@redfin382]

These people are really willing to die on this hill? So they don't care about homelessness, drug addiction, people dying without health care, or anything that actually matters.. But this is what they spend their time doing.

[@MsWannabeGamer]

Of course. They don't actually care about other people. They only care about their own minor inconvenience.

[@voidodin9305]

Humans are strange creatures thats for sure.

[@NPC10912]

The point you make is actually working against you. If this truly were a deadly virus the first groups of people to die would be homeless and junkies.

[@redfin382]

@@NPC10912 so the virus is fake eh? Lol

[@NPC10912]

@@redfin382 If that your interpretation. I said truly deadly virus.

[@NatiiixLP]

The Illuminati: "We're easily the most powerful organization in the world." FTBA: *exists* The Illuminati: aight, imma head out

[@Capturedknight]

The girl who works in the store kind of glances at the camera/person recording and is like wtf is this real? Lol

[@christiangasior4244]

You can tell she is smiling at many points

[@Saibellus]

whatever she gets paid to pretend to take these lunatics seriously, it isn't enough

[@Mngalahad]

i thought it was a normal person recording; not the karens.

[@JeffreyThrash]

@@Saibellus Even with the extra $2 “appreciation pay” I got when California was kind of taking the virus recently, it wasn’t enough.

[@kooki3kat147]

Major Thought Ahead if only there where more like you, these video’s would be a lot more entertaining

[@lilneftrappin]

_Karen’s is gods way of saying “yeah my son won’t be back for a while..”_

[@whichsherice]

Nah he left when 2020 started.

[@alisajohns8949]

*Comments this on a video of Jesus*

[@ejtamayo5317]

😂😂😂😂

[@davinator_peepo2102]

Jesus: Jesus Christ

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗

[@lollol-do7dg]

They actually just want to see people faces when they complain about something.

[@jaimalik7329]

@@BlursedSYNthesis lmao that's actually a perfect example

[@ellieminnow]

OMG yes!

[@purplekingofficial1730]

@lol lol lol

[@FiremanPC]

You could clearly see the girl laugh when she received the citation, but if she wore no mask, the smile would've been spotted more easily and the Karen could've been even more triggered.

[@elizabeth5561]

"If theres air, theres justice." That sounds like it should be a quote from Avatar The Last Airbender.

[@murderface2433]

Their website looks like something out of the fake GTA internet sties.

[@TarveyBloug]

i can't find it, have a link ?

[@yourmomforpresident]

ftbagency.com

[@yourmomforpresident]

Blow their email up. I know critical doesn't like it but this is ridiculous

[@wizaru5239]

yes lol absolute madlad

[@sippingGerber]

Can’t someone just take the site down? Like shit ain’t happening so might as well have fun with it

[@reillyminecraft3949]

love the fact that she has an eye of horus tattoo LOL! eye of horus represents protection and good health, yet she won't wear protection for good health :) im crying. :)

[@jmaster2855]

Spittin' mad Egyptian facts under the Critical vids, this deserves a comment.

[@ScolioticTrombone]

No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service. When will people figure it out? A store has the right to refuse service.

[@DeductedSpy]

Kim Junkyu ML go for it

[@catzfive]

Kim Junkyu ML obviously not

[@catzfive]

i work at a store also and it’s crazy that people freak out about this stuff. you shop for 15-30 minutes, it’s not that big of a deal to listen to our set rules

[@catzfive]

J Mz most of the people bullshit excuses man

[@sublimacy7639]

@@jmz2144 not wearing a mask is not a disability

[@aleydaangeles4921]

She's the type to say Mexicans are stealing her job as she hands out flyers

[@arikayemusic]

this looked straight out of an Onion article. ITS NOT :0

[@theabyssaldemon]

I’m honestly in disbelief at it all

[@arikayemusic]

My mother works in a hospital. I sent this video to her. Turns out she receives these 'exemptions' daily hahahaha

[@arikayemusic]

@Distortion Dude Me too. Not only does she have to deal with these kind of people, but they also don't have enough space in the hospital morgue anymore due to the people dying from Covid-19.

[@castrofi7062]

Karen: ”i dont wanna wear a mask because it could kill me” Also karen: *dies of covid*

[@maskboy2743]

just gonna ruin thise 69 likes

[@krillwaifu8098]

@@maskboy2743 funnt cuz now its at 96

[@maskboy2743]

@@krillwaifu8098 lel

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

Masks won't do a thing to protect the wearer anyway

[@sourcitrusjuice]

@@cacophonousantiquarian8803 oh good lord not another one of you people

[@donjonpapi7493]

It’s all fun and games until *FTBA* goes into your house and sucks all of your air out

[@justinaccurate347]

Don Jon PAPI lmao

[@chrissmith9040]

rofl

[@grass324]

Lmao xdxd lol xdxdxdxdxd ROFL lamafao hahahahahah :D

[@lolzmanxd2646]

CANT BREATHE SEND AIR PLEASE

[@hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200]

das why males has a hole in der pp to let de air go to der brains

[@mostlycartoons5101]

why does she have an Eye of Horus tattoo? if I were Horus, I would do the opposite of protecting her.

[@personguy6987]

Well that's the mindset of these idiots. They think a tattoo and "magically charged" rocks are real medicine, while vaccines and masks are fake medicine, even though it's so clearly the other way around. She probably has that tattoo because she firmly believes that Horus himself will protect her from any and all harm.

[@oneflamingpotato7965]

@@personguy6987 Now I’m not Egyptian, but I can say with confidence that Horus would look the other way should Corona come Karen’s way

[@VioletScarelli]

S m i t e

[@_lrxd_]

This is dangerous everyone, Karens in groups are far more powerful than Karens by themselves. It’s like a 3v1 in smash bros, there’s no chance that you’ll make it out alive.

[@TurquoiseOctober]

But Karens being karens, they're most likely a lvl 3 cpu, if it were to be 3v1 I think we'd win without a problem

[@TrigoNomentry]

Not if you keep throwing them off the cliff and just sit there to keep smacking them off.

[@kadimius4218]

Cubee unless you’re reaallly good with Ganondorf

[@illusioNery]

3 v 1 when you’re a 1 and everyone is level 9 with a smash handicap

[@marcossegon5433]

@@kadimius4218 or you manage to create an impenetrable wall of projectiles with snake, samus or mii gunner

[@ylsab2977]

Karen’s patience is even thinner than Charlie’s beard

[@mr.almonds7805]

Good one 😂😂😂😂

[@cierraerhart4114]

Why should I not drink hot orange juice, Dont drink hot orange juice?

[@getbogged]

But gluhwein has orange juice in it and it’s served hot :^( it tastes so good

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗🎩

[@boney2982]

@@michaeljackson8390 I'm gonna go ahead and remove my eyes real quick

[@joshschneider9294]

The Air Karen’s. Most dangerous Air Force in the world

[@spamheqtic7305]

Black Air Forces got a problem now

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗

[@lilgravy2651]

Josh Schneider they say that one Karen has 46 kills

[@dakotadad8835]

The F-15 Karen class is extremely deadly, no actual weapons just loud horns with Karen whining/shrieking blasting over the speakers, drives a person so crazy they just end it all

[@YojimboJames]

Some call them kAIRens

[@just__wow7387]

My mom is anti vax, anti mask, has toxic christan beliefs and starts every other sentence with " I'm not racist, But- "... Sooo, would anyone like to adopt me?- Edit: I know not all Christian's are like this, that's why I said that she was toxic. I whole heartedly believe that most Christians do not behave or have the same thinking process as she does and that most of them are very nice and enjoyable people 💕

[@gavsleeps]

rip

[@callmedime9438]

I pray for you

[@xs2196]

F

[@RainbowDutches]

Sure

[@moon_wei]

F

[@coolkoi7999]

That card is faker than my mom’s signature on my elementary school field trip permission slip

[@alexthebudgie9071]

That card is faker then my respect and love for my Karen mother.

[@Istrianprincess]

paint understandable though

[@Niko-pt9li]

@@alexthebudgie9071 Sadge

[@DreadnoughtFiend]

Only mildly related, was it because you forgot to ask you mom or because she hated you. Also did you ask to forge her name? You'd be surprised that it worked.

[@whaledolfin9233]

Anthony Martin BRO HAVE YOU NOT

[@rime9213]

They probably asked their kids to make them their website, seeing as how poorly designed and full of grammatical errors it is.

[@bracerkum69420]

That's a cool prof

[@mtsoccerman]

Funny how you assume that these imbeciles wouldn’t make 3rd grade spelling errors

[@ifeeIcoke]

PsychedelicPsyduck XD

[@daddyjuanito6179]

No dude they made it wdym its such an official website like look at the grammar

[@mr.jokermaker4539]

Mission We believe in personal liberty. We believe in freedom of speech. We believe in freedom to choose. We believe in freedom to pursue happiness. We believe that all humans shall be free because freedom is our first birth right until we allow someone else to take it away. It is our mission to restore this fundamental birth right and bring peace to our community and the world. We believe that people and animals shall be free. no joke I looked it up

[@shkurka4828]

There's a typo on the card, it says "posses" instead of "poses". English is not my first language and even I noticed this.

[@mundy_6916]

Well, That's really a Bruh moment

[@seanf5760]

Literally came to the comments to write the same thing. Poorly constructed as a whole, and typos for the icing on the cake.

[@Cay9z]

I went back to see and i saw it too

[@TheDeathsMessenger]

“Will be also reported...” doesn’t sit right with me either.

[@spazap]

idk if im being wooshed (if i am, sorry) but its possess 😳

[@Confuzedturtleproject]

Imagine if they put this amount of effort into fighting corporations who actually keep us from having clean air.

[@livingcorpse5664]

The amount of time, effort, talent and energy that goes into making those fake exemption cards when they could just put the mask on or have someone else shop for them and drop off their food on their doorstep.

[@midnlghtmoon]

had a lady show me a home laminated one at work today. we kicked her out because she made some choice gestures to my manager. wish I had videotaped it

[@spiritbx1337]

Lemme tell you a secret, it's never been about NOT wearing a mask, it's just an excuse for them to feel special, same as flat-earthers and anti-vaxxers. They have special knowledge that others don't, it's them against an oppressive regime that brainwashed the whole population for their nefarious purposes! It's some kind of 'main character' syndrome, where they cannot fathom the possibility that they are, in-fact, not the main character in a movie, and that the world doesn't revolve around them.

[@TheHaloring7]

@@spiritbx1337 Yeah ignorant narcissists are really becoming a plague on humanity as of recently

[@livingcorpse5664]

@@spiritbx1337 We know bro. People seem to think others are extras or NPCs in their game, not getting they are the background character in everyone else's story.

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗🎩

[@dylanmiller6335]

Charlie it actually is illegal, this would fall under the crime of presenting false government documents which I know is a second degree crime in nj (aka required 5-10 year prison sentence with the length depending on the judge/crime) so having one of those cards is actually very illegal and that prison time should give them quite the scare

[@3bdo_]

Do u really think a brain dead Karen knows about these laws...they don't know that a business has their own rules...how would they know about actual legal stuff

[@soniatheshoosh3713]

@@carboncopy4183 You don't have to be a lawyer to Google something real quick.

[@Jack_Ingoff]

Hopefully this anti mask thing gets taken down

[@honest_126]

@@Jack_Ingoff It won't be when our president is a big contributor to the movement by not taking the disease seriously.

[@Jack_Ingoff]

@@honest_126 well dang

[@gena5270]

Retail employees get paid too little to have to deal with these creatures at their already crappy jobs.

[@zmoney7637]

The amount of conspiracies I hear from these crazy things is ridiculous. I could probably write a book of Corona Conspiracies

[@electrified0]

I'm pretty sure these are the exact same people that were making retail worker lives a living hell before COVID.

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗🎩

[@applesauce8902]

@NCR Trooper depends on the area, and clientele of the store. Can be chill and easy, or struggling to avoid a homeless man with a needle.

[@sock312]

NCR Trooper I’ve never heard anything so wrong

[@Mlwritings]

One of their sons probably had to make the website for them.

[@blinkenlights]

"Methed out Paris Hilton" So, just Paris Hilton without makeup.

[@roxythecat4720]

👌

[@honeykorn5226]

Indeedly

[@nikhilshrestha206]

Paris Filthon

[@marcussinclaire4890]

😂👍

[@SSGSGWUSVEBDBdhsh]

Узр

[@buckrogers6378]

Allows ink to be tattooed for life, foreign objects implanted in breasts, but fears the mask for 3 minutes in the drugstore.

[@coolgirl23145]

Lets not forget the leather skin and hay dyed hair

[@sonleo369]

We fear the normalization of the masks why would we want to implement that into our life’s ? We have our right to complain as much as we must bc the masks aren’t about safety it’s about conformity

[@bobapups]

son leo oh no cringe

[@avantgarde8900]

@@sonleo369 "bc the masks aren’t about safety it’s about conformity" Another neanderthal. Great.

[@fuzzynala]

son leo look at japan/korea where masks are normalised, how is it any issue at all? The people there have the decency to protect others when theyre having a cold and stick together as a community to not spread any sorts of deseases, be it a common cold or a virus. Why are you afraid? Theres literally no need to be. It sucks we have to wear them whenever we go out at the moment but if we’d just all do for a durable amount of time it wouldnt have to continue like this, but because people refuse things only get worse and worse, its common sense is it not?

[@ilysixwings6631]

*The Military Karen’s have triangulated your location*

[@DsgSleazy]

I'm fuckin dead yo🤣

[@Noface_allcases.]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKOmoIFrd9x0oLed

[@moon-pw1bi]

Hi member

[@na2h659]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHW4qnuMib-Jhck

[@spiritbx1337]

There's no way they can do math...

[@pucebracelet2214]

This is the owner's property. If he says you have to wear a banana costume to enter, you do. Same for masks.

[@Theblarger]

I honestly wish a store would require a banana costume just to see how these people would react

[@doomadragon5961]

At this point they're putting more effort into not wearing a mask than it would be to wear one

[@y_a_e_l.]

ironic huh

[@menman9722]

They took 15 minutes to make this badge when they could be saving 15% or more at geico insurance agency

[@frick6480]

*with a mask because otherwise geico will refuse service

[@saltyycam7302]

Nice one

[@maph2759]

Hahahahahaha

[@notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262]

This might be the funniest KZbin comment I’ve ever seen, this is amazing

[@shaunthesheep2325]

Aflak 🐧

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

Stores really need to update their store policies to include "No Karens."

[@Rick-jf2ig]

They'd probably just get sued for discrimination by the Karen's

[@y_a_e_l.]

periodt

[@bleedinghearts4768]

you don’t know it’s a karen until they speak

[@محمد678]

underrated comment

[@Sylau369]

“Everybody gangsta until Karen starts a militia” - TheRussianBadger

[@millennialtrapdoor2203]

I'm starting the 'freedom to see agency.' We are against the wearing of sunglasses.

[@grug2713]

Freedom to breath agency: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!

[@oppaisuki_]

time to get my "GET-OUT-OF-JAIL-FREE CARD" prepared incase i do go to jail

[@scopilio13]

"This is like jumping on a trampoline at Johnny Carson's house." - Gex

[@sussyratplayermuchamong3659]

gotta love dunkey

[@deum8023]

"It's tail time!" - Gex

[@johncam8420]

wait what does this have to do with dunkeys Gex vid???

[@sussyratplayermuchamong3659]

@@johncam8420 i dunno ask johnny carson

[@bumblebee8903]

“This game blows.”

[@ericshun15yrago73]

FTBA tattoo, FTBA hat, FTBA badge, what a unit of sadness

[@skelebrosgaming7189]

Charlie, you should make a full hearted attempt to get into the FTBA and be a spy on the inside that would be great.

[@justacrittic1578]

Black Clansman but with Karens

[@MrMarttivainaa]

Sorry no boys allowed

[@steakskinsgt3699]

The dude is scared to go on the side walk, he’s not gonna do shit outside his house.

[@jenniferlynn3579]

Also to be in the FTBA you'd have to not wear a mask around a bunch of mouth breathing mongoloids who also don't wear masks, during a pandemic. You're nearly gauranteed to get Covid lol

[@supervegito1999]

If I was that employee, I would’ve just torn up the paper that she’d given me.

[@SmolAbyss99]

I don't know why the victims in these videos are always so lame and just take it. Like fucking tear the paper up and tell her to wear a mask again.

[@itbelikethat9938]

@@SmolAbyss99 my guess is she can read them with her Karen powers and tell they might not do anything but stand there...probably many times were she got told to fuck alllll the way off tho. Haha

[@Capooblackriver]

I would have loved to seen that! 🤣

[@user-hl6yz8kc8x]

ᏩᎻՕᏚᎢᏅᎳ𐐥99 that’s probs not allowed when you work there

[@supervegito1999]

Xeno Lixion That’s never stopped me before.

[@truepotatoking7486]

I literally can’t watch more than three minutes of this. It GENUINELY makes me sick that people like decide to exist.

[@poo2137]

Ikr

[@bramorant5613]

i

[@personguy6987]

I know right? The level of IQ is so low. It's a dried-up well.

[@Abejaved]

The word “To” shouldn’t be in the acronym. The Federal Bureau of Investigation isn’t called the FBOI.

[@GameJunkyard11]

*FBOI

[@fusk7799]

I'm fast as FBOI

[@GameJunkyard11]

@@fusk7799 I love that good one

[@Nicole7073.]

Oh shit the FBOIs are coming

[@personguy6987]

@@fusk7799 That was tasty.

[@moyai6275]

Christ, I thought when he talked about the F.T.B.A. it was just a gag.

[@whugnong]

Nope... sadly

[@TheKrazeeLadee]

Hate to be impolite here Mr. Krabs, but... that is a nice, thicc crustacean derrière you have there.

[@papercut_mln]

@@TheKrazeeLadee wtf

[@averygoodboi8078]

Anke Colen I completely agree

[@nightowl425]

same here!

[@ilikekittycats]

Arnt the sunglasses blocking your “vision?” You know, the vision that “God” gave you?

[@skeeterpeter5337]

Lmao nice one, love that.

[@vejymonsta3006]

*snap* noice

[@krowbard]

I feel bad whenever people try to tack stupid movements onto religion. Though religion hasn't done itself many favors in history :l

[@superlightningsam4503]

Bread Last Lmao these people are just delusional, don’t worry not all religious people are like this

[@thejdheeren153]

God didn't make karen though

[@PajamaOperator]

the FTBA sounds like an anti-trust made around Ohair Air in the Lorax universe lmao

[@crappyaccount]

I too enjoy soul eater and grunge music

[@MrSmilingDeath]

I like to believe that FTBA stands for "Fuck Tards Beyond Agreeability"

[@pHixiq]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sokerinen]

I think these Karens escaped that universe as well...

[@PajamaOperator]

Hobostarr180 ayyy

[@BL33DBLACKNG0LD1]

“Even when you can objectively prove something is wrong, people will still believe it just for the sake of believing it.” This quote right here sums up the entire anti-mask (and anti-vaccine) movement.

[@thecursedcontroller8437]

"Hey God, do Atheists go to hell?" "No, no." "Well what about entitled karens?" "Straight down with a fast pass!"

[@xYaBoiii]

Just imagine waking up in the morning, grabbing your hat and your clipboard. Heading out the door to walk around a grocery store just WAITING for a teenage girl to politely ask you to wear a mask. What a life.

[@TH-ep5en]

Pre-pandemic: We should be alright if we share food supply and essentials with others and be selfless Pandemic: literally cant even wear a mask we are so doomed

[@storieswithwes]

Michael Appiah the chances of you dying from COVID are .01%, you have a 99.9% of survival. If you die from it, then you were meant to go that way.

[@tacticisacting3702]

@@storieswithwes incorrect, it's probably something like 0.65% to 1%, and when you include all the cases with residual damage, it's much much worse.

[@TH-ep5en]

@@storieswithwes so a 7 year old boy was supposed to die from covid.?

[@storieswithwes]

T H That sure as hell sucks, he must’ve had prior issues before dying from COVID. Condolences go to him and his family

[@storieswithwes]

Tacticisacting Still very low chances, Dr.Facui just recently came out saying that the death percentage is the same as influenza. Going through the symptoms of COVID suck ass, I’d know because I had it. You definitely don’t want to get it but if you do you’ll most likely be fine.

[@GrayDiamond84]

I looked up FTBA and only got “Florida’s Transportation Builders’ Association” They seem to have more priority than the other group

[@Starlok007]

Imagine having such a privileged life that your biggest problem is wearing a mask

[@falcongamer58]

Tbh I'm not for mandatory masks

[@cabbagepaws6595]

FalconGamer58 Please elaborate more on why you like jeopardizing public health.

[@berubettonyan]

@@cabbagepaws6595 its not jeapordizing public health. But wearing a mask that isn't designed properly does, and most people are not wearing masks designed properly to be used for these lengths of time. My suggestion is wear a mask if your sick and HAVE to go into public(if you are sick you shouldnt be anyways), if you aren't sick your not benefiting anyone by wearing a mask though.

[@EgoKen]

Or staying home for a few months

[@brownbagel.]

@@berubettonyan unfortunately you can pass on the virus before you even know you're sick, so this doesn't work.

[@mav9251]

K - Know your rights A - Accuse everyone R - Request a manger E - Escalate to authorities N - Neglect reason

[@yolk6851]

@Chase no

[@Pleebosaurus]

👏👏👏

[@miko_ashba7292]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHW4qnuMib-Jhck

[@alexpresso38]

I want this on a shirt

[@muamerblazevic1837]

"I breathe a bit harder so I don't wanna wear a mask" After she gets the rona: "I can't breathe normally my lungs hurt someone help me"

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗

[@nenidetic]

@@michaeljackson8390 maybe we should report this as spam

[@vex2960]

@@nenidetic I think it’s a joke

[@Pizzarollsyearsago]

Calling it "the rona" is cringey

[@jakedoesmemes]

@@michaeljackson8390 die

[@thatcornbepoppin8854]

These Karens should just buy from Mr. O'hare if they need air so much

[@JDSBlackwaltz]

I was hearing Freedom to Breed and was confused for a couple minutes.

[@CartoonyPirate]

Hahahaha 😂

[@youngdolo8]

God, I fucking hope this one hasn't bred.

[@VikingGoalie86]

I like this idea...

[@gingy8825]

Just wait until they find out not wearing clothes is illegal.

[@justabunny999]

Maybe for usa karens, over here in europe they can be naked in many places groseeeeee...

[@halitdjokovic7899]

@@justabunny999 maybe its not illegal but still no one does it at least not in balkan

[@justabunny999]

@@halitdjokovic7899 True, but dont take the nudist numbers as a joke, there are a lot of them haha, and nudist karens will pop up soon haha

[@Noface_allcases.]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKOmoIFrd9x0oLed

[@Ifimadeadumbcommentimaturednow]

*N O* dont want naked karens thank youuu

[@Cakey831]

How come no one ever holds a moment of silence for the thousands of surgeons that die daily from wearing a mask everyday. Rip

[@swarthhy]

what are they dying from? wtf

[@swarthhy]

unless this is a joke, in which haha very funny

[@lospinkrosas3191]

@@swarthhy it's a joke

[@stormtrumper7634]

F

[@swarthhy]

okay thank god

[@ungusbungus8210]

I was so embarrassed when I found a file with an FTBA card recently on my mom's computer. Trust me, this isn't passed down through generations, it's just stupid.

[@Eieiejhdhduwvdhxuhwhwhd]

The 700 dislikes are the people with the “mask exempt card”

[@y_a_e_l.]

hm

[@pattypopper]

Nah the xqc guys that are still speechless from the chess game

[@thicc3yrold]

I already got the n-word pass & my mask exempt card should arrive next week.

[@kaccugachog]

I was too tired last night to watch this, i got 20 seconds in and thought "no, save this for tomorrow" It was a hard fight with myself, but i conquered. And im glad im watching it now

[@Bruhdawg69]

Ok

[@saltharostaki9327]

The card thing is illegal tho. It has forged authentication, which is fraud and in this case a federal felony, hope this idiot sues and get counter sued in the process.

[@DaveHanson]

6:32 "Even when you prove that something is objectively wrong, people will still believe it just for the sake of believing it." - this describes every conspiracy and cult in existence.

[@goatyqt4553]

Imagine living as a plant only to make this kind of people live...

[@michaeljackson8390]

😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗🎩

[@brxnsounds]

Must be tough ugh

[@kalecardenas9645]

Jesus Christ Made Weed stfu

[@scxrecrw1840]

I would be disappointed in myself

[@Eclipsol]

@@michaeljackson8390 I dkw but i think you're a genius. Or maybe just too dumb and i am just trying to think of this as something bigger.

[@KarIgnishaYumi]

If she has a breathing issue then she could use the click and collect feature so they do door pick up.

[@flyingsky1559]

requires at least a luke warm iq to get delivery.

[@taraperkins6046]

There to prideful to admit that’s an option, and it’s really sad.

[@theleapingsalmon7088]

But, if they did that, they wouldn’t get all the attention they crave?!

[@joinsideke]

Yeah I don't understand why people just don't do that. Almost every store has online shopping now and most of them are even waiving the usual fees for it. It saves you time, doesn't cost extra, and you can either have it delivered same day or pick it up, where they're load it into your car for you; you don't even have to get out. (I'm actually a picker, otherwise I'd use it myself, but since I'm at the store already I just grab what I need.)

[@finhart1099]

shes going to go to the ocean and scream at it because its taking peoples air

[@y_a_e_l.]

seriously though

[@sparesomecoochieplease3531]

It's taking HER air. Water should be sued for this

[@Pundae]

6:40 an official document like this would not misspell "poses". I've also had to read a lot of fucking contracts, and none of that language is anything a proper legal authority would type up.

[@bunbun399]

Fun fact: you can sue someone for pretty much anything regardless of how ridiculous it is. That does not mean you have a case though

[@ipwndrums]

exactly for some reason people think that just because the word "sue" is used it infers that there is some sort of legitimacy that makes it a valid potentially successful case. those are probably the same people that think "fighting" your parking tickets is too scary because you have to go to a courthouse during the process lol smh

[@aw5537]

Exactly, these Karens can 'personally sue' that employee but once/if it goes infront of a judge they will be laughed out of court and then you can countersue the Karen for time wasted / lawyer fess and emotional and mental anguish caused.

[@chunkouschunkykethup1761]

@@aw5537 yesss

[@DdogHughes420]

I can imagine someone sueing somebody for walking

[@user24233]

@@DdogHughes420 oh shit

[@iHaveAbomb194]

"Winning a debate against an intelligent man is hard but winning against a fool is impossible"

[@TheMagicFellow]

aesthetic一人で Forgot to give credit to original poster... 4/10 comment. Comment Review.

[@zachp434]

TheMagicFellow 1/10 reply review, didn’t state who originally posted it and calls it unoriginal.

[@justacrittic1578]

A debate against an intelligent man is never a loss. Also the original quote is from Bill Murray. There children, it's done, let's not fight anymore.

[@alphaqwell2027]

@@justacrittic1578 Bruh that quote is completely different and has a different meaning to the original post. Then calls the people replying children lmfao

[@justacrittic1578]

@@alphaqwell2027 ah fuck, yer right bout the mark twain thing, my bad.

[@proximacentaurib9060]

Shoes are forbidding us from the right of walking And that’s why I am starting the ASWFA(The anti-shoes walking freedom association)

[@drekon6939]

Finally. An organization I can get behind.

[@T3KNUG3T5]

6:00 last I checked if it's fake with a government seal on it it's a felony