Cat Mario Gameplay and Commentary

This is the greatest leaping of All Time

[@AlexBaldwinFTW]

"I'm just gonna do the same thing, and expect a different outcome."

[@xyzqwth]

that's the definition of insanity

[@MitchellD249]

+The exe Virus That's the joke.

[@xyzqwth]

+Mitchell Dale I know

[@TheAlmightycat]

+The exe Virus *a definition of insanity

[@TheAlmightycat]

That Guy Now that's a triple A comment right der

[@MassiahOfDeath]

"I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments" I lost control of my rectum for 20 minutes

[@tunalax]

I read that comment exactly as he said that line!!! HAHA

[@noobzlolriz5391]

l m a o day sha vu

[@KobeKeats]

noobz lolriz r/boneappletea

[@sideofjay]

Kobe Keats r/ihavereddit

[@KobeKeats]

Side Of Jay r/kidyoutube

[@kylebaird7387]

"I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments" was one of the seniors's quotes this year at school.

[@KEL5isGodrules]

Kyle Baird I put "I am on the verge of using my own anus as a musical instrument." as my yearbook quote.

[@jimdeberry8731]

OMG

[@henry_the_wise4655]

Absolute legend

[@Partemis]

@@henry_the_wise4655 one comment per year

[@tsukasatenma_]

@@Partemis now make it one comment every two months

[@jdoss3582]

You are like the exact opposite of that Rage Quit guy

[@johnyawesome42089]

You mean Michael from rooster teeth?

[@gabypadiernos]

True tbh Cr1tikal reminds me of Ray from RT though! ^-^

[@gabypadiernos]

***** True, but there's something about the two that's so *similar.* I dunno,, tbh.

[@LosEagle]

***** Showing emotions by sarcasm is still showing emotions and knowing somebody's face doesn't make him better in anything.

[@Jiisuri]

***** I'm pretty sure they did do a video about our Cr1tikal

[@twitchsopamanxx]

I have like 8 Cr1tikal videos playing in the background, its like being at the market buying groceries

[@Nixilikus]

A market full of people talking about nipples and vaginas that are capable of flatulence

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Randy Butternubs I'd do all my shopping there

[@doggerlander]

Randy Butternubs * Braaaaap* * inhales*

[@JuanPablo-pg3vx]

ha

[@krispyhoe2126]

Lol nice

[@eddynguyen5094]

Dude's swearing skill is so good

[@Cumjr]

420 likes

[@teal6955]

Nothing compared to the videos he posts now

[@smo-king6504]

@@teal6955 fr

[@kirbyfromkirby7136]

If only he knew

[@zilaalapsablue7228]

Yea its clear talent

[@FearMonarch]

the person that created this is one hell of a sadist.

[@jimdeberry8731]

Fear Monarch i agree

[@antipsychotic451]

I mean they're Japanese so what do you expect

[@mennograafmans1595]

@@antipsychotic451 more tentacles

[@phronesis2471]

@@MediciMedic more lewding lolis

[@fireemblemistrash75]

Blaster Master more incest-suggestive themes

[@TrollinxEclipse]

"Now the challenge here is to avoid the speeding banana peel." - penguinz0 2012

[@sebastiancaris]

Eclipse 5:39 XD

[@ephxiaa]

Nah it's "Now I have to see this cat get clobbered by the forbidden anus of a sunken ship"-penguinz0

[@MariaTorres-jk1uo]

Ricey first comment in a year

[@DenianWriter]

Now watch, and learn, here's the deal.

[@tombogg5979]

Ricey I read this comment as soon as I heard it

[@leeroynewman]

looks like the majority of mario maker levels

[@aidanburgner2916]

By ross

[@psilt]

leeroy newman agreed

[@yellowcrash10]

Adam Defibaugh You're a cheerful one aren't 'ya?

[@sonicmania6753]

leeroy newman this came out before Mario Maker was a thing

[@TheFantasticWarrior]

This is the reason why majority of Mario Maker levels exist

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

"I'm ready for the challenge-- what the fuck is this?" These were practically my first words right after I was born

[@josephpercy8772]

Cr1tikal's first words: "What's up everybody, it's Cr1tikal. I'm playing life. Let's do this s**t."

[@jimdeberry8731]

Same here

[@jimdeberry8731]

Joseph Percy so much yes

[@Purpledlime]

pafp

[@ToxPhy]

@@josephpercy8772*puts gun to head* Well…I’m done playing this.

[@kevindrohan5782]

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments

[@Xqvvzts]

+Kevin Drohan lol at "reeking".

[@VALDiesel01]

I saw this comment as that moment came up, that was good 😂

[@Hotdog80085]

Critikal is audibly sad in his new videos compared to these

[@josephpercy8772]

Well he's apparently got a lot on his plate.

[@josephpercy8772]

He talked about it in his video About Me.

[@PCRevolt]

+Ned Flanders Goddammit. You guys are gonna start making up this bullshit for him like they did for Ray from AH aren't you?

[@TannerMS1]

+Ned Flanders That's pretty harsh

[@Hotdog80085]

BookerDeweed ty bb

[@Forcedminer]

1:23 I love how theres a pause before the reaction kicks in....I'm in tears laughing...

[@Kjertinge]

***** "This game is full of asshole" hahahaha

[@PROcrastiDRIVESVofficial]

Yeah me too! I know exactly what you're taking about Hahaha!

[@LynsiHutchinson]

1:32

[@iScAre1]

Forcedminer "..." "This game is full of asshole"

[@tobiasfarragut292]

Mine is when he thought he finished the level only to be met by an abysmal black screen with X -42

[@madisonwalker1970]

"What. In the PISS."

[@herculeslol1]

My new favorite expression What in the piss

[@pastel_rosy_cheeks8084]

Stop breathing ok your name... *A R T*

[@vierzehn575]

timestamp

[@ナナ追加]

1:38

[@rapistalert.4306]

Your 1000th like lol

[@McGingaNinja]

I want his voice to be my ringtone. just "What in the piss" everytime I get a text

[@buefflninja9101]

That's not hard to make. If you would like that still, just let me know!

[@TopWiews]

Buefflninja make it nao pls

[@buefflninja9101]

***** What do you mean excatly with nao? Sorry, that i don't understand it!

[@Sera12105]

i think 'are you nippling all over me?' would be a way better sound

[@jimdeberry8731]

I want that every time I get a notification

[@TheJohnnyblaze4ever]

"Invisible block. Should've seen that coming "

[@kadenrichards1196]

You know its old when he starts with “whats up its cr1t1kal

[@ShwappaJ]

Definitely

[@ThomasG_]

0:54 He showed emotion.

[@DiegoRodriguez-di7zj]

"i'm getting tired of seeing these smiling sperm units"

[@hydedunn1378]

More like 6:11

[@dimentio9833]

impossible

[@cpcoasternut]

four years later and it’s still funny as hell (To all those who failed English class. Read when the comment was posted)

[@pissmachine2728]

cpcoasternut Mood

[@reggie5904]

big mood

[@matthewpunk2012]

Bigger mood

[@maaxk1237]

Maty Muno biggest Mood

[@superocean1006]

cpcoasternut shits still funny

[@stefandjordjevic1042]

Me: need something to watch KZbin: 7 year old cat Mario

[@janewert7737]

But it is a good video

[@aabfnrjkfnvrofnfnrpldcbrko9027]

This just showed up in my recommended

[@Mr0Justice]

Yessssir

[@clawzx1195]

why tf are you complaining? Why even give a shit about how old it is? cant be as bad as the shit on present yt

[@jewsinwalmart4209]

Me:wanting something to watch KZbin:7 years and 8 month video

[@IAMHAPPY5290]

"i am on the verge of using my own ass as a musical instrument" -god himself

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

Dafuq is that pfp

[@flockstep]

Art

[@jakedangit]

hand over the sauce

[@lilkxdude5659]

Sauce

[@dragasalt7493]

Imma need the origin for that pfp chief

[@twitchsopamanxx]

"Invisible blocks. Shoulda seen that coming" -Cr1tikal, 2012

[@VultureXV]

Wreaking havoc on my undergarments. This is why I subscribed to you.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

"I'm just gonna do the same thing and expect a different outcome." Me literally every day

[@zombies4evadude24]

Then you’re clinically insane (according to Einstein).

[@Handsomeanthony68]

"I never would have suspected clouds to be an enemy. I declare battle on them nonetheless. They are now my enemy in this game, and in real life." XD

[@whoswronge]

funny moment

[@josukehigashikata3533]

@@whoswronge very funny

[@TI84p]

Little did he know that he will eventually hold the wr for mr krabs overdoses on ketamine

[@mrman6035]

He doesn't anymore sadly

[@samwisegamgee1243]

I love how he keeps constantly giving himself pep talks for motivation. This man is so great. xD

[@pandapou9154]

What’s amazing is you can see a Cr1tikal video from 9 years ago. And it is still almost equal chaotic energy to what he is today. He literally didn’t change.

[@ort0nn416]

Why change perfection

[@trequor]

His editing took a sharp downturn. These old videos are jam-packed with jokes from start to finish. Now he cuts up 20min twitch segments with 2-5 funny jokes throughout.

[@ontariomotorsport7038]

@@trequor he does not edit his own videos anymore

[@krASHExxx]

He did change. Just kinda talks and complains about stuff nowadays. Miss the old times

[@jaechoi1344]

Glad that I am not the only one who saw the downturn. These videos were made when he was making then for fun. Now since his income depends on it now things has to change not for the better in my opinion I am afraid. Sad. I used to enjoy these videos. Completely understand though he is successful but I feel like the innocence has been lost... not that I am blaming him but it's just... damn....

[@zabuzo]

i am horrified at the fact that i would not be alarmed if he posted this as a new video

[@theninjaofmusic]

The only thing that has changed is mic quality

[@trequor]

Nah if this was a new video he would have a face cam, a 5 minute intro segment, and would stop the commentary to thank someone every .5 seconds. God i hate twitch.

[@saph6115]

this dudes humour has stayed the same 9 years later and its aged really well

[@Sonokido]

He should've pressed 0 on the title screen.. he would have had a pleasant surprise

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

What happens?

[@tseo...]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 logus

[@TheReck12]

A part of the charm of this channel was all the random ass games he'd play, while everyone else would stick to safe games he'd always pull out shit like this

[@AlphaBlue69]

Everyone played cat mario at the time

[@oreb]

where the hell are you getting all these phrases ?! "are you nippling all over me?" like what the actual fuck. why are you so awesome ?

[@timtalksanimations9171]

I see, the algorithm has summoned us to be together again.

[@blackgayman]

lol

[@PabloAun]

"I'm about 3 seconds away from reeking havoc on my undergarments."

[@ez5993]

*wreak

[@vaprin2019]

+AlphaWolf wreaking*

[@PabloAun]

+Loaf Bloke I'm sorry loaf bloke

[@staydilatedTV]

golden age critikal

[@staydilatedTV]

Power Drill video was the beginning of the end

[@CJ-ic5iq]

We're still in the golden age of Critikal.

[@Nixilikus]

Critical didn't have a golden age. The time of which he exists on this realm of existence can be considered a golden age.

[@PaldBenis]

staydilatedTV critikal is atemporal. he exists outside of space and time; he simply is. he always was and always will be.

[@EpsilonThirteen]

"The video"

[@EllaBananas]

I see what you did there.

[@BulgariaAntiLithifusionParty]

Eth5471 what?

[@EllaBananas]

ChipsMaster "Rate the video, comment *the video* , and subscribe..."

[@BulgariaAntiLithifusionParty]

Eth5471 ahahahahahaa. I GET IT. ;D comment the video and you post a comment with text:The video

[@crazyflare67]

ahhhhhhhh good job

[@DollaBill313]

They are now my enemy in this game and in real life.

[@croakinc3670]

Billy Scanlan Sperm?

[@wentrogue8548]

Billy Scanlan xd

[@paulccraciun1816]

c'mon man..play another level...this game is way to awesome :D

[@paulccraciun1816]

i am surprised that no one corrected me ( too* ). where are all the grammar nazis ?: ))

[@Micmacaroni]

Paul CCraciun you forgot to capitalize "i" and Where *I, *Where, and you also forgot to put a period.

[@q165359]

Micmacaroni You forgot to capitalize 'you'!

[@TheNarkoman14]

***** You forgot to forget something!

[@Arexion5293]

Kasper Korsbaek You forgot to forget that you forgot to forget!

[@fredsmith9714]

It's so true that after playing a game for a while you start to epically fail on easy parts. I wish I knew why this was

[@poseidon1680]

Can it be true, are you really Lord pronin

[@ViolarulesGaming]

+Fred Smith Probably because since you expect those parts to be easy, you're not focusing on them as much as you were when you started the game, causing you to mess up since you're not paying attention.

[@Stryker1297]

Combination of fatigue build up, and lack of focus caring more about the end goal instead of the task at hand. It's why taking a week long break from a game does so much good

[@geg6315]

He is so much funnier then pewds

[@Rezolutionify]

Indeed

[@oslaf3323]

Vladimir Lenin yep. I'm watching these for the first time

[@maximumdosage]

I wouldn’t place them on the same scale. Their humors are wildly different.

[@NorthSmile8089]

He is one of the only people that don’t give a shit about KZbin rules(talking about Cr1tikal)

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

because pewds isn't funny

[@Xover112]

critical sounds older in this video

[@DBWendy]

He was probably sick.

[@ayowdf]

Perega

[@YuraChan88]

why am I watching this when I am sick and suppose to be sleeping my throat is so sore but this is hilarious!

[@Sniblet]

+YuraChan88 rip

[@YuraChan88]

I survived don't worry

[@collobusthecrab4986]

+YuraChan88 you dirty synth

[@YuraChan88]

Im a what?

[@Sniblet]

***** synth short for synthetic it's a fallout 4 reference

[@justus3n2]

The worlds first Mario Maker Level.

[@jimdeberry8731]

Scrapyard Dragon yes

[@henry_the_wise4655]

@Vsus Here yes

[@henry_the_wise4655]

@Vsus Here yes

[@frankbaumann1990]

2019 baby. It keeps recommending your old videos... you are awesome keep up the good work!

[@brians9709]

This is the calmest I've ever seen anyone play this game. I've never heard so much internal fury before.

[@RafelJaggai]

"I am on the verge of using my own ass as a musical instrument"

[@oldlife-uz5dk]

I am watching this video in 2021 for the first time and this is a relic of the past... A true masterpiece

[@mockula3667]

KZbin reccomended: "yes"

[@jessemann4970]

7 years later and i still say "who am i? who is me" almost daily

[@srkrakenjack]

I remember back when this was out before Charlie got big and I watched a bunch of videos where Charlie would just swear while playing video games a bunch and they were fantastic. I'm really glad that he blew up as much as he did, he seems like a really cool guy.

[@thoughtcheese7310]

“My goose gets cooked” -Charlie (2012)

[@BillyBob_McSanchez]

I think the Angry Video Game Nerd should play this. Help me send this game as a request to James

[@TyrannoWright]

Crypto, y u no be ps3 game?

[@BillyBob_McSanchez]

TyrannWright I am on PS3, pathetic human. Go on Amazon and look up Path of the Furon for PS3

[@TyrannoWright]

***** Fix those graphics. e.o

[@BillyBob_McSanchez]

TyrannWright Oh, you want me in HD, then find my saucer in GTA 5

[@TyrannoWright]

GRAFUCKS X3

[@bmcwilliams123]

"I am approximately three seconds from wreaking havoc on my undergarments" -Cr1TiKaL Quote of the century

[@sleepykrono6859]

Eight years later and still funny as hell

[@Dr.Robotnik]

Charlie doesn't like this stuff, but I think I laughed more in this video then some of his recent ones

[@jawz6067]

Doctor Robotnik same, i really only watch his old stuff.

[@BrickedUpp]

I've beaten the game like 7 times before. Never been more proud of anything in my life before

[@Alejandro_87]

"Getting smacked by the forbidden anus of a sunken ship." This sentence belongs in an art museum!

[@temptemp1192]

This was eight years ago why was this in my recommended

[@captnbluehat]

Same

[@bigcountry2303]

Because its great

[@lamiana]

When Charlie is preforming a play: 2:28

[@MrChasePHDv.2]

Ah gotta love rewatching the classics

[@neutralmilkieshotel2675]

now i’ll do some aerial stunt maneuvers **less than 2 seconds later** *_what in the piss_*

[@J4mison]

thanks for recommending me this now, youtube

[@jacobferreiras8545]

I miss the old school vidyas

[@HalfBakedHeroes]

He has a rapidly growing channel, so he has to change some things. He is also growing as a person as you can tell in his voice in his videos. Things change and you just have to go with the flow. :P Feel happy for him!

[@FelDivan]

I’m so sad that it’s only eight years later I got this recommended

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

Man, it's so nice going back to the good old days of KZbin. The site just felt so much more free and open and playful. Less corporate bullshit and people doing crazy shit for views because there wasn't even that much money to be made back then anyway

[@AccomplishedBoot86]

I love how calm he stays, it’s so disorienting

[@tb.7788]

5:38 😂😂😂 his reaction is perfect

[@ShwappaJ]

Absolutely. Unreal.

[@htf5555]

I love his verbosity in these old videos.

[@KoboldCloaca]

this is the greatest recommended video of All Time

[@testing85]

One of the funniest commentaries I've seen XD +1 subscriber

[@ThatDamnSchneiderKid]

"Are you nipling all over me?" lost it

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

1:02 "I'm getting tired of seeing these smiley sperm units"

[@imtotallynormal8330]

After 10 years this masterpiece of a review is in my blessed recommended 😳

[@AlejandroRuiz-il1kg]

This brought me back to high school. We downloaded this game on all computers and played this masterpiece any time we had the opportunity.

[@yoshimiarcamo4343]

8 years later and its still funny af 😂

[@raghavmenon6413]

This man was 17 at the time.

[@adamshawn8524]

No one Critical: THAT JUST GREASES UP MY SHITSTAIN

[@Devo57]

1:38 just leaving this here as a bookmark to one of the best reactions

[@clonator5097]

If you got this recommended 9 years later, welcome

[@xRaisn]

this was still back in virgin charlie days

[@Herodegon]

8 years later, and still classic Cr1tikal content

[@MrJdcirbo]

Dude, I've watched a bunch of these cat Mario vids, but yours literally had me in tears. XD thank you.

[@thecorrector8243]

Welcome to episode 378 of 'why am I here?' Featuring youtube recommendations!

[@vDeparture]

"So now I have to watch this cat get clobbered by the forbidden anus of a sunken ship again." I am fucking dying! 5:18

[@patrickboyd3406]

"I'm going to do the same thing and expect a different outcome" the definition of insanity

[@Number_27]

9 years ago Charlie was very poetic and long winded while maintaining his crude swearing nature, I love it

[@kazuyatheking363]

"Gonna pull some stunt maneuvers"*Instantly dies*

[@brkntrnsmsn]

8:26 "Ah, GOOD." Still quote this shit to this day

[@WeaselZone]

Press 5 for the question and 6 for the answer.

[@Quackery415]

This must be a long lost memory

[@johnkolk]

@Maltra 6

[@13lack_Rose]

@@johnkolk the answer.

[@damianflett6360]

Can't believe every description this man has written for the past 9 years has been "This is the greatest _____ of all time."

[@alexlopez770]

"Fate had its way.. that event was prescribed in ancient stone tablet set long before my birth.." Lmao

[@andrewmihovich4252]

"I would never have expected clouds to be an enemy." Biokinton tried to warn us. Or at least gave precedent. (That's _Super Mario Land_ for you...) There are things I shouldn't swear to... but yeah. My life. Tone, open statement, unfairness. Lack of an ending where there should be one.

[@VastatorPP]

When Dark Souls meets Super Mario.

[@Brandelwyn]

++Vastator+ There is no crazy hitboxes, meaningless dialogues and controls designed specially for yog sothots or something like them, so no, its not like Dark Souls

[@Zephyas]

+Not Alpharius you probably didn't get passed the Taurus demon, eh? Lmao

[@vivaldireal1741]

That happened about 35 years ago Super Mario Bros Lost Levels

[@hystericallover5989]

because every hard game is dark souls. what are you? a game journalism website?

[@miastarr9722]

Came back here to say this and the Oswald videos are my comfort videos, I’ve watched this so many things and the pause before the “what in the piss” gets me every time. I still quote parts of this video

[@paipu3277]

7:23 what the message said... from stage one Some new things have spawned so be carful- and also, maybe you would use the items.... From chicu

[@kon2175]

Thank you for translating! I was looking for this

[@notdoodlezap]

I love how you sound so calm all the time

[@bubbles8871]

Normal people: "I nearly crapped my pants." Cr1tikal: "I'm about 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my under garments."

[@evanblake5252]

Even in 2012 he had such a way with colorful improv commentary.

[@eliotsennett3003]

At 18 this man was more of a legend than I'll ever be

[@bilbobaggins9451]

Same. Except I'm currently 26, and even at 18, he was kicking more @ss and taking names.