People Bought Sex Things With Our Amazon Affiliate Link (feat. Hannah Witton)

Since the last video, your purchases became more adult, so we asked Hannah Witton along to help! Pull down the description for links | Hannah's channel: / hannahwitton | Hannah's book: amzn.to/2rn8fNg
MATT: / mattgrayyes | TOM: / tomscottgo
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• It doesn't cost you any more to buy through one of our Amazon affiliate links.
• Amazon let us see a list of every object that has been bought after clicking our link. It doesn't say who bought it. It doesn't say when it was bought.
AUTOMOTIVE:
Dry Lube: amzn.to/2rWzqxb
Wet Lube: amzn.to/2rWs7p3
Butt Connectors: amzn.to/2sXS4mD
BEAUTY:
David Beckham, Made of Instinct: amzn.to/2sXQbGD
ManCave Beard Set: amzn.to/2rWkVsR
Spot Clearing Facial Wash: amzn.to/2sXSFon
BOOKS:
Difficult Conversations: amzn.to/2rWz7lZ
Forbidden Relatives: amzn.to/2sY7K9u
CLOTHES:
Cthulhu Ski Mask: amzn.to/2sY8dIM
ELECTRONICS:
Fury Mouse Pad: amzn.to/2rWm7MT
FILMS:
Moana: amzn.to/2rmTBFG
Baraka: amzn.to/2thcG8H
FOOD:
Salty liquorice chocolate: amzn.to/2soxD5p
HANDBAGS AND SHOES:
Ape slippers: amzn.to/2rmUGxp
HEALTH AND PERSONAL CARE:
Backdoor caressing: amzn.to/2rrtCYL
TWOOO COOOOOCK RIIIIIIINGS: amzn.to/2sojNzR
Lady Vortex: "We do not support direct linking to this product. Please direct customers to another product."
Metal Jewelled: amzn.to/2sY4evP
Heavy Duty Ingrown Toenail Kit: amzn.to/2skeIYB
Ingrown Toenail Fluid: amzn.to/2s6Hlq3
HOME AND GARDEN:
Cat Butt Magnets: amzn.to/2rWBYv8
Bicarbonate of soda: amzn.to/2sk1VVN
MUSIC:
Earplugs: amzn.to/2rr5Iga
OFFICE:
Scientific calculator: amzn.to/2rnebWt
OTHER:
Resuscitation face shield: amzn.to/2sozO8N
William Shatner's Common People: • William Shatner - Comm...
GoPro 5: amzn.to/2sYp3HF
TOYS and GAMES:
Sushi Go: amzn.to/2sYrZDW
Catan: amzn.to/2sjXryN
Captain Sonar: amzn.to/2rn4XJO

[@jayzo]

You should ask your guests to wear purple so that the colours of your clothes transition from Matt to Tom.

[@TestarossaF110]

afxinfinitee this... ive always thought it but yeah... this!!!

[@derkateramabend]

I think if you look closely you can see that Hannah's top is kinda purple-ish coloured, so I'd say close enough

[@WereAlreadyHere]

that feel when 830 people understand a joke you don't understand without a single person asking for an explanation... uh ya

[@barvdw]

Or white? For a nice French flag sequence. Yellow would match the Romanian flag.

[@alexolas1246]

barvdw bright yellow for the freumanian flag

[@oKingsWild]

Props to Hannah's friend who went home and tested all 3 fleshlights in ONE DAY.

[@default632]

Nice

[@k2cr]

Probably a tory since they're all massive wankers

[@k2cr]

@@chadcreamer8146 Ah no worries, it was meant more of a joke than a political statement I'm probably more conservative leaning anyway.

[@terezip2213]

@@k2cr You're both cringe Can we just ban britbongers from existing

[@lefftee9721]

Iron man run

[@MrSmitheroons]

Imagine being rickrolled via your intimate parts over bluetooth.

[@enderan647]

Now i'm interested

[@Auditore31]

Imagine it's the bass-boosted version

[@introvertairways6380]

*plays Doom Eternal Theme*

[@k20nutz]

Tom rick rolled people with good hearing on his apologie video.

[@peakeythebard1454]

Imagine Grindcore subgenres

[@Goodstegosaurus]

As soon as Hannah heard about the audio vibrator, she knew that listening to the Moana soundtrack would never be the same again...

[@chisel4164]

What can I say except your welcome?

[@tomrichmond1633]

i wanna see someone play slayer or slipknot through one

[@jeffisdeadwekilledhim1255]

Bass boosted USSR anthem

[@22NightWing]

I'm personally looking forward to using it whilst playing Frozen 2's "Into the Unknown"...

[@waker_link]

Moan-a

[@kyuniverse718]

Tom's response to the idea of BDSM being "I mean.. congratulations" is the most British thing I've ever heard

[@tatianatub]

in a stunning turn of events it's raining in england

[@PongoXBongo]

and in an even more stunning turn of events, the sun actually shone in england

[@1224chrisng]

in a stunning turn of events I am in an Airport

[@helloworld4390]

In a stunning turn of events, it's currently sunny in north Wales!

[@Ran_hash]

In the most stunning turn of events, the world is on lockdown

[@remusteahan3521]

In a stunning event, Ireland is experiencing the dawn

[@OldManBOMBIN]

As a man from Kentucky, you had me at "gravy." Actually, you had me at cousin marryin', but gravy is damn good too.

[@JTeter499]

uh oh

[@TA-yt1qy]

Damn good *t-too?*

[@Shabingle]

Fellow Kentuckian here, gravy is better than any cousin I know!

[@bird-war]

@Wolverinedodge35 ah tell you hwat

[@mildlydispleased3221]

American gravy is white and chunky, it's disgusting.

[@fabianglathe6131]

Fun fact: here in Germany, the Disney film is called „Vaiana“, because the Disney PR team realized if kids were to google „Moana“ they most like get results for a porn star with the pseudonym „Moana“, mostly pictures of her naked. Which was, in essence, something Disney generally wants to avoid.

[@marjoleinvaningen7686]

Same in the Netherlands, even it you watch the English spoken version, she is called vaiana

[@tuurehu3392]

Same in Finland

[@forksandpopsticles9183]

I mean thats the perfrct name for a porn star "moan-a"

[@Darkmachinegirl]

I wonder why I just find Disneys Moana when I google it. There's no porn star anywhere to see?!

[@tuurehu3392]

@@Darkmachinegirl you aren't german are you?

[@Ramonatho]

"Sillicon's food safe so it must be ass safe." "That's a fall out boy song isn't it?" Never change fellas.

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

Brilliant.

[@WillCrawford0]

Sounds more like Arctic Monkeys or Panic! tbh...

[@gonk9204]

yeah, i think it was the title song on 'from under the asscheek' right? my favourite fall out boy album

[@curtisss]

@@WillCrawford0 think it's actually a play on "this ain't a scene it's an arm's race"

[@WillCrawford0]

@@curtisss obviously a misheard lyric, it sounded like "... g---amn ass face" on the album...

[@Improbabilities]

"Who buys a scientific calculator?!" Well, I happen to own four... But my situation may be an edge case.

[@choc795]

May I ask why?

[@NyxEternal]

@@choc795 as someone studying engineering after secondary school, they mysteriously accumulate, either you accidentally take someone else's (there almost always identical Casio or sharp ones ) or you lose yours and buy another only to suddenly find it and have two

[@holdonnow_youngster]

i think i own 4 or 5 scientific calculators, far too many 4 function calculators, and 2 graphing calculators because my grandmother is a mathematician and my mother also has a knack for it, so i get all the hand-me-downs as well as new ones because some of the older models are just antiquated and outdated. if your situation is an edge case, i think i may have a problem

[@SteveDaBartender]

We are equal in calculator power.

[@choc795]

I have come back to inform that after 4 years of secondary education, I have ~5 scientific calculators and do not know the whereabouts of any of them

[@SnowCat-nu7gj]

i want everyone to know that i incognitoed the cousin marriage book and the customers who also viewed section was made up of hannah's book, difficult conversations and the fury gaming mat. So this channel made a decent impact

[@jakerussell135]

lmao

[@alexxxvii8759]

Update: still the same items, but more of them from this video

[@Ikxi]

This is great

[@NotKyleChicago]

Or the also viewed was due to Tom viewing them for this video?

[@ashfreywar9862]

Best part: 27:09 “Can also be used in the bedroom” Tom: *shocked* “NO IT CAN’T! Don’t use gaffer’s tape in the bedroom! That’s- I mean to fix your bed, possibly!” “Yes, I fixed my bed with gaffer’s tape!” Tom *confused : “why did your bed bre- never mind.”

[@Vousie]

Yup. Looking at all three of their faces is actually hilarious right there: Tom's horrified look, Hannah's mischievous look, Matt's similarly amused look.

[@davecastle1095]

I saw this comme just as they said it

[@dinobun3290]

@@davecastle1095 same

[@BasiliskHill]

"If in doubt blame it on the Americans" - Matt

[@namenamename390]

This was done today by a German politician... There were demonstrations in big German cities against article 13 and he said all of the demonstrators were bought by American companies. No joke.

[@mailnoslihp95]

[@magmafang7187]

My physics teacher: blame the FRENCH!

[@tiptapdrats8454]

As an American, I say Lick-or-ish for Liquorice, and everyone I know does too. So, Tom's just an anomaly

[@Fealuinix]

@@tiptapdrats8454 Yep, same here. It's not us, Tom, it's just you.

[@5FeetUnder__]

These "Premium" toys also have excellent german names: "Freudensichel" is like "sickle of joy" and "Stehfreude" means "Standing joy"

[@Jaann1919]

🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@heliosfag]

( Ō)-ō )

[@mistermatschbanane7584]

Servus

[@eothorn3217]

@@mistermatschbanane7584 moin

[@GlasfaserGuenther]

Ja moin

[@namenamename390]

There are so many lines I never expected I would hear from Tom. Ever.

[@GumSkyloard]

Neither did he expect to ever say those lines, tbh.

[@nolanlemmon8180]

s m a l l m e t a l d e v i c e t h at y o u l o c k y o u r d i c k i n

[@DuineFion]

Tom distracted by trying to figure out the plural of penisses is the most on brand thing ever

[@maxwell_edison]

"It's a good mic, actually, -" *Microphone cuts out and becomes garbled momentarily as he attempts to talk about why it's good*

[@Lucifer_Nihilum]

It was blushing.

[@d4nny8]

"Silicone is food safe so it must be arse safe as well" *"Is that a fall out boy song"*

[@TylerFurrison]

Silicone is food safe so it must be arse safe as well by Fall Out Boy, by Panic! at the Disco

[@joebleasdale5557]

This ain’t a scene, it’s god damn arse safe

[@yuvalsela4482]

@@TylerFurrison high hopes by panic! at the disco - by fall out boy

[@aluas4654]

@@joebleasdale5557 No, no Wherever I go, go Trouble seems to follow I only plugged in to fill up this hole

[@iriscandy6377]

Time stamp

[@andygreeny11]

I have been woken up many times by this video. I like to listen to stuff when sleeping, so I quite often put the park bench on as background noise, KZbin autoplays, and as I have a Google Home next to the TV, William Shatner starts blaring out at 3am

[@Ikxi]

👏

[@peachierose3356]

I use KZbin as background notice, but definitely not the park bench, which makes me more awake than before!

[@Agent-47-eh]

Alternative Title: 3 Brits kinkshame some questionable amazon purchases

[@thesunskimmer5348]

Yeah pretty much

[@matkomajstorovic6935]

Well done 47

[@kkmac7247]

Moana blue ray is certainly questionable

[@blooshine]

Some people should feel shame

[@cheesebiscuits6323]

@@blooshine what if they’re into that?

[@Fazal828]

No, I do not buy bras on Amazon. It might be related to me being a male.

[@SirNarax]

That would probably do it.

[@Willam_J]

They make great double-barrel sling shots! 😂

[@otemachi4317]

Maybe, yeah it is.

[@57thorns]

If anyone would buy bras on Amazon it would probably be a male, but not for themselves...

[@benregnier9566]

I dunno, someone is already getting pretty defensive without even being accused...

[@Bwizz245]

>buy Bluetooth vibrator >Through The Fire and Flames

[@deltagaming444]

i legit just watched the 150 fc of that

[@prdoohan]

Skrillex bon dem..

[@s_kill_it4996]

I feel like no future relationship will ever have the same impact...

[@tallialockhart308]

YES

[@memeanarchist5150]

@@s_kill_it4996 soulless 4

[@brony4869]

hannah*jokingly*: send us pictures Tom: Do NOT!

[@Alex-fn2vy]

Oh my god, they were talking about Mr Beast at 26:42 I lost it when they said "You can expect good content from that guy in the future"

[@Driesipops]

Biggest bruh moment ever

[@cooperthurman]

Nah it was a Jacksfilms video.

[@DaniStarEngland]

Wait that was Mr beast? I assumed it was an unknown youtuber

[@evenfisher0188]

Bruh moment

[@GrumpyTy34er]

I watched this video again and was going to comment on this. Then again, I was busy enjoying William Shatner's "Common People".

[@mattandtom]

Thanks Hannah for joining us, I think Tom would have found this topic even more awkward without your assistance! --Matt

[@WouterWeggelaar]

OMG, this is soo good. Hannah is great! Matt: did you ever listen to hannahs radio show on fubar radio?? They could use a few engineering tips ;)

[@peppybocan]

I had Salmiakki and it's not that bad. :D

[@AMcAFaves]

Matt and Tom Hanna was great!

[@anonym3017]

Matt and Tom Hannah said something about tom having an older audience. How old is his average and median viewer?

[@pietvanvliet1987]

I'm three minutes in and Hannah is hilarious. Please invite her more often.

[@Lovebird_music]

"Theres a mousepad called FURY" I got that 2 days ago...

[@esemes16]

How mad was it?

[@moonlighttiger5278]

How furious was it?

[@Kyle17206]

@@moonlighttiger5278 I have the full desk one and it beat my entire family up

[@leonhma]

I have Hyperx fury RAM inside my pc...

[@onionbot2]

did you buy it on amazon

[@iigibbyz]

Tom's "Ok google" somehow activated my Google assistant despite it being on the same device as which I was watching the video on.

[@jameswalker199]

Is Matt Grey just Tom's ventriloquist dummy now? I mean, I know there was cardboard Matt, but this seems a little out there...

[@killitwithfire5377]

I once watched a "game grumps mess with Siri" compilation or whatever and my phone interrupted the video multiple times...

[@bubbaberriboo]

@Jyles Prescott i’m late but i like your profile picture too

[@f9ther849]

Three different breeds of nerds just having a lot of fun, I could watch this all day.

[@justinwalker5274]

I now have 3 devices playing William Shatner's 'Common People'. I'm both amazed and highly annoyed.

[@qxtr5853]

Justin Walker Are you a reviewer or why on earth would you have all three devices?

[@Supertimegamingify]

Maxim Brückmann Why not?

[@TheDantheman12121]

Or maybe it is just a joke!

[@mspenrice]

The rest of the album is quietly astonishing as well. I particularly recommend the collab with Henry Rollins, as well as some of the simpler and more emotional pieces that are very nearly spoken word beat poetry.

[@revolver265]

My Android phone uses voice recognition, so every time someone tries to sike me out through a KZbin video, I'm like, "haha, that isn't my voice!"

[@ConfusedGirlButSmartDude]

Honestly if Fall Out Boy made a song called 'It's food safe so it must be ass safe' I would listen to it

[@Cyortonic]

They probably have at one point

[@stephaniesummer2663]

Oh god. That brings back an image that I saw years ago.

[@iriscandy6377]

Omg

[@Alchemy818.]

I’m mean I would too

[@saltedjules_]

@@danielyoung_ taco bell is neither

[@joshuakellogg893]

those resuscitation masks are also so that things can only flow one way, so you don't get your mouth vomited in, as vomiting during the resuscitation process is really common. -former lifeguard

[@Thwack992]

Also so that any infections or viruses don't infect you. It's common for them to be in defib kits. Often times if you're being instructed to do CPR by 999 dispatchers, they'll advise you not to do breaths if you don't have one and you're not comfortable with doing breaths. - Former fire cadet and current army cadet.

[@joshuakellogg893]

Thwack yes, sorry I meant to specify. Blocks vomit/spit/whatever because that's how you catch diseases. Before these masks became common pieces of kit for lifeguards, they had lots of issues with the spread of things like hepatitis-c. My lifeguarding instructor told me his wife and kids are the only people he'd ever do mouth-to-mouth on without one, because even his parents would probably keep him in the dark about something like that.

[@midnightgear2616]

You know, that kind of thing is probably being used very, very extensively nowadays.

[@BeardedBen]

"there's a fury mousemat" 'looks at desk' yes... yes there is... and its great

[@lordpsi99]

Isn't HyperX a Kingston brand thing?

[@imagoat7399]

Yes I have headphones made by them

[@ASilentS]

Pop into room say: "Alexa what are the first 100 digits of pi?" Leave. Profit.

[@bacon.cheesecake]

why stop at a 100? Alexa, what are the first 10000 digits of tau?

[@ASilentS]

Because she sadly won't do it.

[@Zebra_M]

"Alexa stop." Crisis averted.

[@TheBetabot]

Just tried it with the google assistent. She will actually read 100 digits of pi

[@samramdebest]

what about the first 1000?

[@John514s]

For some reason every time Tom went to check if the camera was still rolling I was eager to hear the answer, even though I already knew it since the only way I'm able to see Tom checking if the camera doing its job is the camera doing its job...

[@themrfj]

Me too! :D

[@fhpurcell7713]

"Tom has a mostly male audience, mostly older" older? What's older?? I didn't ask to come out here and be attacked like this

[@aliveslice]

18+ apparently...

[@user-vn3si7vs5u]

KZbin can’t really track under 18s so those figures are skewed.

[@craftgames1882]

@@user-vn3si7vs5u yeah 18-25 can also mean all the people that are 10-18 that just said they were old enough to have a google account

[@sophiekuijper5394]

2:12 "tom has a mostly male, slightly older audience" me: *offended teenager noises

[@remusteahan3521]

Same my dude

[@frost15693]

sameee

[@fhpurcell7713]

same. who you callin old here mate

[@BinturongGirl]

Do teenagers make any unoffended noises?

[@maxdavies9958]

PolarBearMama37 That’s offensive.

[@AdamB_29]

He said "Is it still rolling?" And I was genuinely worried that it wasn't 😂😂😂

[@HeidiWruck]

I was excited when they were exited hahaha and I was watching the thing!

[@mxskelly]

I'm American, never heard anyone say lick-er-iss, it's always lick-er-ish as far as I've heard.

[@jmz1736]

mdszy yeah me too

[@AthAthanasius]

Yeah, this is just Tom being weird, unless ... do any other languages pronounce it the 'iss' way ? Finnish ? Norwegian? Swedish ?

[@jamesmccann531]

Ath Athanasius I dont think they do, not heard enough Scandinavians to know for sure though.

[@hannesblaman]

Ath Athanasius I'm Swedish and we pronounce it "lak-riss", so it's kind of the "iss" way.

[@kasane1337]

I'm German, I've only heard lickeriss. Okay, that doesn't count, I get it.

[@nicholasobviouslyfakelastn9997]

"Mostly Older" Wait what? I'm 15 and kinda assumed everyone else was in their younger twenties

[@remusteahan3521]

Yeah I'm 17, I thought the same, most people I've come across have been my age or a couple years older lmao

[@fhpurcell7713]

yeah same i'm 17 and I thought i was in the lower mid of the average here

[@royjohnson8122]

I'm 44. Things really aren't so much about age, as where you are in life and your perspective.

[@iriscandy6377]

I'm urning 18 in a week..

[@benjaminwade7489]

Nearly 14.

[@sethk1429]

Fun fact, in certain situations ingrown nails can actually begin to corkscrew inside flesh to more effectively grown through it. Yes I know from experience, and yea it was miserable.

[@gwenrees7594]

I did not have fun

[@George-vv5ok]

This comment is the definition of Spain without the s

[@jameswalker199]

And now my feet are cringing.

[@fzxfzxfzx]

URGHHH

[@mejhdhhicbfshihids652]

Hey Seth that fact is the exact opposite of fun

[@turbo1431]

I don't know if other people have said this, but please do more uncensored Park Benches. I don't care what the topic is, but you guys are somehow even funnier when you aren't really watching what you say.

[@mistaecco]

Proud to be one of the people who bought the earplugs. Went to a music festival called Bonnaroo last weekend, and thanks to the plugs my ears aren't still in severe pain like they were this time last year.

[@JonatasAdoM]

I use them to sleep daily, it's like I'm in another dimension

[@gormster]

BONAROOOOOOOOOOO ✋

[@QemeH]

Just FYI: The pope DOES have a staff. It's called a "ferula" (from lat. "rod") and is a rod with a knob on top surmounted by a cross. (Although most people think of a bishop's staff aka shepherd's crook, when they picture the pope, which is incorrect.)

[@Cyrathil]

Is it related to mitre? I'd never heard of the term ferula, but it looks like they might be similar.

[@QemeH]

@@Cyrathil A "mitre" is the *hat* of a bishop (and the pope, also being the bishop of rome, wears one as well).

[@vidiia]

ha, rod with a knob on top

[@glebeboi]

@@vidiia our minds must think alike. I actually thought, Ha - more like a rod with a surmounted cross on top that is held by a knob

[@ScuffedAndSwagga]

Went to a gig at 18, had tinnitus for 11 years and counting. Sad stuff! Wear ear plugs, a life without silence sucks :)

[@sirspookybones1118]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@ScuffedAndSwagga]

@@sirspookybones1118 eeEeeEeeeEEEEAAAEaaEEeEeEeEEEeeeeeeee

[@siriuslywastaken]

I feel that I really wish for absolute silence sometimes but i'll never be able to get it Closest i can get is, ironically, loud music. Sadly that only makes the problem worse in the long run so hell yeah

[@Shuroii]

@@horla402 he went to a gig at 18 and had tinnitus ever since

[@mz00956]

What is a gig?

[@turtle4llama]

"Who buys bras on Amazon?" People who hate themselves. Or sports bras.

[@renschuon4992]

Rhyannon Ashford or people not afraid to return them

[@rolfs2165]

Crossdressers too. Fake boobs don't care so much if the bra doesn't fit perfectly.

[@Milamberinx]

I get my bras online, mostly because I hate shopping for clothes in shops.

[@yasaiaisa8363]

I didn't know sports bras buy bras

[@nonexistent-best-friend1693]

duplicate bras get one at the over priced local shop get the exact same bra so you have two online for cheaper after a week or two of making sure it works.

[@IceMetalPunk]

No, Tom, we Americans pronounce licorice the same way Matt and Hannah did. This one's all on you :P

[@57thorns]

Salmiak (Ammonium, or sal ammonium) is "salt liquorice", is an ammonium salt. It really has nothing to do with the licorice root. Personally I like both, but salmiak is kind of an acquired taste I guess.

[@ishashka]

From our favourite source of information: In the Netherlands, liquorice confectionery (drop) is one of the most popular forms of sweets. It is sold in many forms. Mixing it with mint, menthol, aniseed, or laurel is quite popular. Mixing it with ammonium chloride (salmiak) is also popular. A popular example of salmiak liquorice in the Netherlands is known as zoute drop (salty liquorice), but contains very little salt, i.e., sodium chloride. Strong, salty sweets are also popular in Nordic countries. So liquorice root does seem to be the main ingredient.

[@thekingofmoab1181]

As an American, I've never heard Liquorice the way Tom pronounced it.

[@LeeDeeThe1]

How can Hannah be so endearing in every video I see with her, and harmonizzing so well with everyone?

[@benmooe]

I was the CPR face shield Keychain buyer! Had no idea it would track it though as i clicked through to look at something else. Anyway, I had deployed my existing one after helping somebody while i was out and about, Last i heard they made a full recovery. Amazon have some good prices for them! So yeah, there you go, some info that you might have wanted to know but probably not.

[@robert.1674]

Ben Moore have you had to buy another one

[@IAmTheBeckett]

Thank you very much, I now know where to look to buy them! I have purchased a set and hope it will never need to be used.

[@stephenm.stouter2238]

I carried one of those, I need to get a new one because the plastic broke down since I carried it everywhere. Nothing so dramatic as what happened to yours.

[@benmooe]

@@robert.1674 I have but not because I needed to use it. I lost my keys haha

[@bethanymcmullen7429]

Started watching this while eating breakfast, paused it when Tom said "really, if you're watching with your parents, ask them to leave." My mom then says "what? You don't think we haven't heard of this before? You don't want us to hear it?" So I aggressively watched it with my parents, who are still listening in. Also I love you guys with Hannah, you seem so at ease together

[@607]

Bethany McMullen Haha, how did it go? I hope they had a good time! :D

[@matthewfennell7886]

Bethany McMullen *their parents have since bought multiple sexy things through the Amazon link just to be in the next episode in 6 months.*

[@bethanymcmullen7429]

I seriously hope not, although they were both on their tablets at the time

[@sk8rdman]

How exactly does one watch "aggressively"?

[@Pile_of_carbon]

My mom once asked me what a MILF is and because I have no verbal filter I read out the meaning of the acronym.

[@Dugiedugdug]

27:00 The extremity with which Tom says "no iT CANT" was brilliant

[@mitsuki_dono]

We are far overdue for a new one of these. I think the list would be very interesting with COVID purchases; heard that adult items are being sold far more often now.

[@lifeintaiwan]

Such a nice atmosphere in this one!

[@avcables_]

No replies? That’s oddly weird.

[@wrpen99]

@@avcables_ Something something t-word

[@avcables_]

@@wrpen99 T-Word? I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[@nekketsukai]

Long live Taiwan!

[@oldtechnobodycaresabout]

@@avcables_ Taiwan

[@reubenjmills]

8:58 Matt: “by camera you mean phone!” Captions: “by camera you mean f**k it!” Captions are getting a little angry there 🤔🤔

[@haptic7235]

Lmao

[@sangeet9586]

It's adorable how giggly they all are

[@wem977]

I should buy in future my bdms gear over this affiliate link. A great way to educate Tom about it.

[@Christopher_Gibbons]

Actually the chastity cage is understandable. I used to make custom fetish implements. The chastity cage market has a huge knockoff and false advertising problem. You might order one made of silicone and get hard plastic with a siliconated surface. Providing none of the benefits of a soft flexible material and all of the downsides of a high friction porous surface. Or it could be a bad design with lots of metal pinchy bits.

[@lewistranmer2399]

Christopher Gibbons thanks Chris

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

Yeah gotta be careful with that sort of stuff.

[@AFN2750]

I have a small penis But, username checks out

[@jackjenkins168]

I learned a thing today

[@techno1561]

Although you'd also expect that Amazon would not allow returns of that kind of thing due to hygiene concerns.

[@TreebeardTheEnt]

The worst part of scientific calculators: When i was in high school, we were required, and only allowed, one specific model. As such, the local stores had them priced at $99.99, at all times.

[@TathD]

Sounds like a scam

[@jamjon6616]

10:33 I like how Tom agrees before he even fully processed what she said

[@ootka4069]

"Rectal Headphones" band name, called it

[@hunterholland5684]

I literally have all three of those smart home devices and you just set them all off. I had to frustratingly tell all of them to shut up, so thanks for that!!!

[@itsodysuss5305]

Hahaha

[@spacegrass6632]

Why the hell do you have 3

[@aaronbulmahn3817]

Spacegrass He doesn’t want to give a market advantage to just one data shark.

[@BlimpBlomp]

@@aaronbulmahn3817 He's buying his own data from all 3 and selling it to the others for more than he bought it for

[@jonpatchmodular]

@@spacegrass6632 Dude could own an Iphone, one of those Google smart things, AND a fire TV or something. I once had 2 AI assistants on the same phone, Ok Google and his drunk friend the Galaxy assistant from Samsung, back in the Galaxy S5 (Or was it the S3?). She tells the worst jokes. Maybe with the adequate bloatware setup you could get three to coexist in a single device.

[@MearsBros]

I thought I was safe, but then Hannah had to tell Siri to play common people by William Shatner

[@realbland]

HAHA i have a google home and a pixel!

[@epicprogamerswithmemes]

Ha I’m using headphones

[@michaelzheng5250]

I am watching this in the Middle of the Night (almost 3 in the morning) with an iPhones near by...thank god for headphones.

[@Milamberinx]

Luckily my (android) phone and ipad are not in this room at the moment, but Alexa was happy to oblige.

[@zyaicob]

Hannah's delighted giggle when Tom mentions the camera setup gives me life

[@oliverer3]

The 10kg bag of bicarbonate of soda was probably for someone with a large aquarium

[@idonotvlog1067]

Or a crack manufacturer....

[@CraftQueenJr]

Or

[@SailorGalaxia]

Based pfp

[@lazypizzaguy]

Tom seems really innocent compared to the other technical diffuculties.

[@xaviermelton6214]

I'm sitting next to my echo dot, It's 4am, It's plugged into my stereo system, Now I'm not the only one awake, Thanks

[@MargoMB19]

Tom realizing his Amazon recommendations are totally screwed after clicking on all these things! I'm currently going nuts trying to figure out what other videos I've seen Hannah in because I know I've seen her in something else but don't think I've actually watched anything on her channel? (That is about to change!)

[@ItsBabaEro]

That person spinning the fidget spinner for 24 hours now has over 20 million subscribers. Correction: over 34 million 1/16/21: 51 Million 7/5/21: 64.4 Million

[@risewithoutfear1276]

It's been 8 months op, update please.

[@ItsBabaEro]

@@risewithoutfear1276 done :)

[@GettoBigBrid]

@@ItsBabaEro it's almost 6 months please update op

[@ItsBabaEro]

@@GettoBigBrid ☝️

[@Manta2006]

143 mil now lmao

[@larrycoleman7604]

Can confirm, Tom's pronunciation of licorice is not American. Source: Am American, check profile picture

[@GryphLane]

It's also spelt liquorice.

[@jonathanl5360]

Gryph Lane both are correct spellings actually

[@SamAronow]

ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE

[@realbland]

@@GryphLane spelled freedom hater

[@falconJB]

@@GryphLane No that is sake

[@mrmimeisfunny]

Hannah Witton for Citation Needed

[@RosieGamgee]

mrmimeisfunny +

[@elikorn8777]

Yes

[@liamhurlburt9794]

Tom please this needs to happen

[@ChicoTunda]

I was laughing for a second that I didn’t have an Alexa. Imagine my face when you said hey google.

[@embr4247]

23:26 yes! Finally someone who understands the necessity of earplugs. I have used them (or over ear sound protection) almost my whole life when deliberately being in a noisy environment. (Both my parents have tinnitus, so I was raised to be careful with my hearing). If you know that you might need to wear them for prolonged periods of time, I would recommend getting form fitted earplugs that are molded to fit your ears specifically. (They don’t fall out and you won’t get headaches or ear pain from the pressure they create in your ear-canal.)

[@ThatGirlWithTheCoffee]

Tom's dismay and distress at the notion of Gaffer Tape being used in the bedroom is one of the most funny things about this video. Loved Hannah on the bench too!

[@teanshaw471]

this video turned off when Matt directed Google to play common people and KZbin played it rather then this video. love it.

[@Swagmittens]

what?

[@michaelgibbs514]

Isaac, have you seen the video?

[@dominomasked]

I do sort of love that Matt summons the sunshine by telling men to talk to each other

[@maxwellm1266]

The whole "fury" thing is just their naming scheme, they sell ram under the same series.

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

Angry sheep can be dangerous! I'm not sure I'd want one noted for its fury.

[@QuotePilgrim]

Actually, KZbin doesn't seem to have any issues with showing anatomically accurate sex toys. Nevertheless, I think pixelating it was a good call.

[@rolfs2165]

If they hadn't back then, I'm relatively certain they have now.

[@Misha-dr9rh]

I'm sure the algorithm has been trained enough to recognize those as not halal by now.

[@divicarpe1844]

@@rolfs2165 And I know they have now.

[@TXWatson]

As a soylent user, I would like to say that I don't think of it as a food substitute -- I think of it as a wouldn't-have-eaten substitute. It's great for busy times at school, or when I'm having a depressive episode

[@peterknutsen3070]

T.X. Watson Bring a bottle of Soylent (or Plennyshake, formerly known as Joylent) and drink it during your morning commute. Or a Twennybar.

[@dynamicworlds1]

The taste sounds different than what I heard described in the early test versions. Can you confirm what it tastes like?

[@GoodBoy-ge3de]

DynamicWorlds check out general sam’s video about food of the future. He drinks the stuff for 2 weeks strait

[@gwenynorisu6883]

That sounds like about the only honest review of the product I've heard so far.

[@sydjohnson9953]

the colors of the profiles that have replied here are quite pleasing in their order

[@yaakovschlachter7972]

25:13 "I cannot play that while Explicit Filter is on." Thanks Alexa

[@fenrix155]

Go to description, go to “health and personal care” TWOOO COOOOOCK RIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS

[@hk0935]

tf. holy crap

[@andybradley8347]

Four calling birds Three french hens Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree

[@thomashambly3718]

I want that Bluetooth vibrator and just play the Soviet anthem

[@billnyetherussianspy7505]

Or some serious dubstep

[@perfectarc6549]

Or you could play William Shatner's Common People 😂😂😂

[@fiveoneecho]

@@perfectarc6549 This. This is it, chief.

[@mudthicc8269]

*plays rap god*

[@gordslater]

hit the hardbass, Anatoli

[@travisscavoni369]

Will Seaward is great on Citation Needed, but you definitely need to keep Hannah in mind next time you need a fill-in for a live show.

[@arthurbutler4544]

Travis Scavoni Interesting idea...

[@hansijawns]

Nah, I feel like she's trying to hard... It gets a bit obnoxious

[@advanceringnewholder]

Seeing people talk side to side without a mask makes me feel this unexplainable feeling, like a bit upset and a bit jealous. I know it's before 2020 and realizing this feeling makes me feel sad

[@rahe2141]

Yeah same, I miss it so much

[@advanceringnewholder]

​@@rahe2141 it's the new norm now. it feels wrong not to wear a mask

[@afropenguin]

being in Tasmania, I'm jealous we only just started wearing masks last month and I can not tell people apart anymore.

[@Brent-jj6qi]

And the worst part is they’re useless

[@shayelea]

Instead of William Shatner, Alexa started playing “Short Skirt, Long Jacket” by Cake.

[@gracecassidy5854]

So -- to answer your question about who bras online -- I buy all my bras on Amazon because I'm American, and British bra brands have a much better size range and are generally cuter! In fact, not a single American company manufactures my bra size (need a 28 band). There are tons of people around the world who buy bras on Amazon (or from other online retailers) because that's the only way they can buy British bras. (I hope Tom is elated to learn another random reason to be proud of his country!) Other people buy bras on Amazon because they live in rural areas (often in the US or Canada) where the closest lingerie store may be a 6+ hour drive away. Ordering online is also nice because you can try stuff on in the privacy of your home instead of in a fitting room with some pushy saleslady.

[@maxwellday5096]

I love how uncensored this is. I know it's a lot to ask but maybe an uncensored version as a private link in descriptions of normal videos. I realise it's rather unreasonable.

[@icetanker8062]

Maxwell Day why do you want a censored version?

[@Qw3rtypop]

He doesn't. He wants uncensored versions of the other park benches to be available as well as the censored ones that are usually uploaded

[@maxwellday5096]

IcedankR I refer to Seygattes comment

[@SeanBZA]

In this case it would be the three on the bench, saying "HI", and cut to the close, with them laughing uncontrollably. All in all 35 seconds including the credits.

[@JaytleBee]

I love how fundamentally British that request is. "I love this. I know it's a lot to ask, but could you maybe? I realise it's rather unreasonable" I was going to say "never change, England", but then I remembered the referendum. Do change, but not that?

[@ShaneJMcEntee]

This woke my Google Nest Mini up but didn't play the song. It said "I guess my Siri impression is working. I can also do an impression of a toaster"

[@Tricia_K]

Ha!😂

[@burit0791]

i love how they used Amazon Affiliate links to link the stuff they mentioned in the video Matt & Tom have big STONKS

[@ElectricEvan]

Matt not all silicone is created equal. Some forms are sold as food safe, others are "FDA safe for incidental contact with food", then there is stuff that isn't. I think there are actually more categories.

[@bpery1614]

I feel like some people are deliberately using these links to buy weird stuff now just to make the Park Bench funnier...

[@ryannicholls3662]

Not complaining, though.

[@tophermaz]

I love how Matt and Tom Move further and further from each other throughout the video

[@MazerTime]

Ok real talk, the cage was probably ordered as part of a relationship that ended before it was used, so they returned it unopened. Or it was a surprise the other partner didn't like.

[@kpanic23]

Or both, in causality...

[@bilbert2736]

i read a comment that claimed to be written by whomever bought that, they said it was returned because it was too small, but i cant mnow for sure if they were telling the truth

[@poisonmantis4191]

@@bilbert2736 dont ask questions about why i know these things, sometimes i go on deep rabbitholes into the internet- chastity cages are really hard to get sizing right, depending on who makes them! if they're too small length or width, they can be a different kind of uncomfortable than the scene (aka the bdsm thing you're doing) requires. it's important for you to only be uncomfortable if you want to be in bdsm, so i definitely believe them that they returned it for sizing. it's less of a brag than it seems, some of those cages are absurdly small

[@pluto1906]

the sweater curse of cocks, truly

[@kelaEQ2]

@@bilbert2736 If I had to guess the opposite was actually true. ;-)

[@iAmTheSquidThing]

Gaffer tape is probably alright for bondage, it's low tack. Maybe stay away from duct tape.

[@FroZenMemes]

Either bondage tape or vet wrap are good because they aren't adhesive. Or if you are using adhesive tape use a layer of plastic wrap before the tape :)

[@shadowxxe]

Flex tape!

[@78Shockwave87]

@@shadowxxe*hits sub hard with crop* “That’s a lotta damage!…”

[@Skye_At_Home]

that moment when you realize the 24 hour fidget spinner person was *mrbeast*

[@lrminer2024]

26:50 I mean, a KZbinr I watch once steamed a video of paint drying that ended up being the biggest "just talking" stream on twitch

[@ZinnSomebody]

Country roaaaads, take meee homeeee

[@doomsycth4476]

@@ZinnSomebody to the place I belong

[@trashedeggnog3858]

Tree

[@KoyasuNoBara]

PointCrow? Or someone else? I'm just curious because know he did a video for that like a month ago. Or at least, he uploaded it to KZbin a month ago.

[@lrminer2024]

@@KoyasuNoBara No, I'm talking about RTgame, although I'm sure other people got the idea before him

[@DanceSeek]

Tom: you unconsciously answered your question correctly while you were asking it. Penis is an English word, so it can correctly take an English plural, thus penises. It is also a Latin word, for which the plural would be "penes."

[@stephenrgow]

A 90 minute slow-mo shot. Of this image. From this video.

[@nickspilt]

I cant subscribe you have 69 subs

[@Loukbots]

xZaneplayz227898 000 apparently ‘t has become seventy

[@rramshacklez]

@@nickspilt they have gained a singular sub

[@BananaBoy_420]

@@rramshacklez its 71 now

[@davidy7004]

I realise this is a little late... but American radio station NPR did a whole podcast last year on graphing calculators. (Title:"Hurricane Joseph & The Calculator That Time Forgot") As Hannah says, they still sell calculators designed 25 years ago (or whatever) because of exams. Graphing calculators are allowed in exams, specifically *because* they don't have modern features like being able to connect to the internet, because then they wouldn't be allowed in exams. I assume it's the same in the UK.

[@theo4834]

Who needs a calculator with internet connection?

[@bobthestringbuilder7861]

Everyone watching this video, as your device is basically a calculator with an internet connection.

[@fghsgh]

@@theo4834 They have done it by the way, look up calcnet or something like that. Also they're working on a TI-84+CE version. I know because I'm from that community.

[@archerymidnight3422]

The calculator currently recommended for A level further maths works as a game boy colour emulator, and I've heard tales of the calculators they use in German exams having an internet connection

[@nyan2317]

"You can expect good content coming out of that person" Considering that the 24-hour spinning fidget spinner guy prompted the whole world to plant trees, you're right Matt.

[@Blueapples514]

broooo