just gotta say, second time Chris has gone to a disease for his knobbery

06:37 - the twentyfirst pilot took that personally

What this video has taught me is that tom is a great friend, going out his way to let Matt push a button just because he knew that Matt would be so happy, tom could have asked to push the button himself, but no, he wanted Matt to because it would make him happy

there are still cheap DVD bins like in charity shops (or thrift stores for Americans)

"Too fiddly, but a good nut" could also be a particularly insensitive characterization of a one night stand.

Fun fact: pistachios are a fruit, not a nut

Re: fried potato rectangles I prefer fry seasoning and that's it. Also, it took me several minutes to take my meds bc you two had me laughing too hard xD

Re: ringtones I need to be able to hear if I get a phone call. I have more doctors than I do fingers, and I _cannot_ risk missing a call from one. Not to mention that I get both my grandparents' medical phone calls, too. I _cannot_ risk missing it.

Still ready to rumble so long later. So good to see you two dying of laughter :)

While the soldiers are polite, one should consider the reality of reality. One cannot expect peoples to stop for unamrked jeeps that pull infront of them suddenly in post soviet countries

Coolest job imo is midwifery. I was going to do that until my disabilities made it so I can't.

I'd love to see a supercut compilation of all of Gary's introductions.

Timber screwed across tardis door

You've got other difficulties than technical ones...

Very funny to me that Willoughby Run was misspelled as Willaghby Run, really proves that whoever wrote on the paper didn't look it up themselves

Much more elegant than Kanji, which is by and large pictograms? i.e., the kanji for water, regardless of its pronunciation, resembles a river, etc. Much more interesting? Eh, debatable, Cuneiform is triangles and dashes. Much older? Japanese Kanji stems directly from Chinese logograms which go back some 15 THOUSAND years. Typical old british man If Tom had suggested say, hiragana, then the interesting and older arguments would be more debatable but, more elegant or older than Kanji is asinine. I have stornger words but I dont want to accuse anyone

9:12 I love that Gary's captions grow larger and larger

It depends on the advertisement. For a vast majority of apps, a vast majority of goods, no. It's trash. But for people places books and music, I don't mind

Well it sounds like I need to go to the crystal maze. As a bedridden American 😂

The website mentioned in this is cute af tbh

I do love to see the lads drunk

The way everyone in my family gambles is that you go in with money, and use that money for entertainment. It's gone, you're spending it on entertainment. If you happen to get it back, hell yeah! But if not, no biggie, you has fun doing for it. And we don't take credit cards or anything with us. Cash only.

If it was any other country, six years later, you'd watch something like this and be like 😬 yeah glad he didn't do that. But in the US, i'm like. Was it a shooting? It was probably a shooting. And then move on. When you live here, you can't remember them all. There's one every few days. There's worse than that, what, every other month? Every 3 months? So i'd be more likely to remember that. But as it stands, i'm ambivalent. And I _hate_ that. But it's that or be unable to function from misery. Says a lot. However, this time, I actually noticed I did that and went 😬 many people probably died, I shouldn't be thinking like this. And then I wrote this comment.

Lule is both the name of a River and a Sami tribe

there is a tom scott lego minifigure.

I have watched this like 5 times

so that was when you shot the pirate gun with William osman

What a charming Gentleman, I aspire to be as cool as Irving when I'm that age.

Hate to point this out 2.78m and 2.73m are 278cm and 275cm, meaning 3cm difference not 30cm, or a difference of 30mm - in freedom units that's 1⅙" not 1'....

The point about the political landscape having changed has aged immensely well.

How lucky you are guys, i hope you really appreciate this once in a lifetime opportunity 😊

Wow merci du Québec 😂😂😂 he is incredible 😊 that man is a new prophet in a way ❤

So funny to see this in 2024, ngl

Yeah.... at least US numbers make sense and are consistent. They're far less geographical than they used to be though xD

I mean tom is /kinda/ a journalist-

this video has made me appreciate the fact that i grew up in the generation with ease of accesss to creative tools, such as premiere pro and high quality low cost digital cameras

I'm so glad that the local hospital let Matt out to make this episode, but why didn't they let him have his actual shirt back?

To be fair, nitrile gloves are used in at-home medical applications a lot. For example, dealing with ostomy stuff and changing bandages

mayonaise on chips correct

since then starship is something different, i feel...

I can't believe this is Tom Scott, and now he is gone

Even Tom dislikes 100%NL (The cheesie Dutch radio station)

Dead cat bounce: it won’t be a regular show, would have to be a segment on a larger show, but whenever a celebrity royally screws up their reputation you invite them on so they can try to at least slightly repair the reputation they torpedoed. Of course the penance has to match the offense. If they were caught on tape making fun of poor people, they have to do a hundred hours in a soup kitchen. If they said something insulting about their fans, they have to basically do a live Q&A where the moderators actively encourage hard questions

10:06 - Didn’t spot it with that specific video, but spotted it with the Bluetooth one

The character arc of 9 is coming to an end.

So there is in fact a metal band called lentokenttä. Chris was this close to being right!

This video has three bits I keep thinking come from Citation Needed or the podcast - Chris Joel taking off his shirt and yelling "THAT'S the smell of a MAN", the "Canada" "I dunno, can you?" "You're not my da" bit, and Matt Gray saying a horse tornado is a bunch of horses tornading

it's amazing what half a decade will do to you.

4:40 is jet lag the game 9:48 is valefisk

Matt Gray’s Hypothetical Paragliding