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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

Күн бұрын

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@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you enjoy the video!! Let me know what else you want to see 🥰 appreciate you!
@rishvify
@rishvify 2 жыл бұрын
I used those pickup lines on my gf Now she's my sister 💀🤣 (Edit: I love you soo much kris♥️)
@hellodarkness7305
@hellodarkness7305 2 жыл бұрын
@@rishvify Ayo what
@ilovetoedit23
@ilovetoedit23 2 жыл бұрын
Love u Kris 💖😚😘
@simrandhaliwal2105
@simrandhaliwal2105 2 жыл бұрын
Plz plz do a scary storytelling video
@lelenias__weird__anime__ch7036
@lelenias__weird__anime__ch7036 2 жыл бұрын
@@rishvify SAME
@mysticalpanda683
@mysticalpanda683 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is the only person who can make creepy compliments funny lol.
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍🏻
@Lexi_ye
@Lexi_ye 2 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris HI IM A HUGE FAN PLS SAY HI PLSSSS YOU HAVE NEVER SAID HI OR REPLYED TO MY COMMENT BEFORE PLEASEEE AHHHHHHHH
@ryan-ge1os
@ryan-ge1os 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lexi_ye bruh
@someonesurviving
@someonesurviving 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@InsertCreativeusername_
@InsertCreativeusername_ 2 жыл бұрын
What's up with all these bots?
@candicemorrison9470
@candicemorrison9470 2 жыл бұрын
"How do you stay so positive?" ...Well, I start my day with a video from Kris who tosses out a compliment and then makes me laugh with some amazing content I didn't know I even needed 🥰
@vent_here_lovely
@vent_here_lovely 2 жыл бұрын
@@gitasumarni1760 Spammer
@dove9880
@dove9880 2 жыл бұрын
Haha so true !!
@Niamh_McL
@Niamh_McL 2 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees jellyfish* Thinks: “ThIs CoUld Be A sErIoUs ThReAt To OuR mIsSiOn!” “HE’S JUST A BABY! HIIIIII BAAABBBYYY” TikTok sound
@Lokear
@Lokear Жыл бұрын
I was a positive person before, but *now*...
@X.Phantøm_bøn3z.X
@X.Phantøm_bøn3z.X Жыл бұрын
Fr kris is amazing
@lehammsamm
@lehammsamm 2 жыл бұрын
Kris never fails to put a smile on my face.
@gordoncarver4832
@gordoncarver4832 Жыл бұрын
Kris: As you can tell I am a fan of dragons. Also Kris: *Beating Pete up every chance she has*
@tiktokmostwatched
@tiktokmostwatched 2 жыл бұрын
Lol the intro tho 🤣🤣🤣 loved it 🤣❤
@aqsarumman8761
@aqsarumman8761 2 жыл бұрын
Omg haha
@AutisTECH96
@AutisTECH96 2 жыл бұрын
Same here, hahaha, that was just TOO funny!!! 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
@ryleeb4263
@ryleeb4263 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@catkittenz
@catkittenz 2 жыл бұрын
I don't live on Mars, i live on *URANUS*
@AutisTECH96
@AutisTECH96 2 жыл бұрын
@@catkittenz Hahahaaaaaaaaa, that's just TOO funny!! 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
@gracie9291
@gracie9291 2 жыл бұрын
Kris's description of Canada at 7:53 is so *spot on* and I love it... although i would usually offer someone timbits instead of a double double 🍁
@noahiscool6323
@noahiscool6323 Жыл бұрын
6:05 that scream got me rolling xD also i love how Kris compliments us every day 😊
@jitterlemon
@jitterlemon Жыл бұрын
Me that knew that video for like some years rn 😂
@stephanielove1907
@stephanielove1907 Жыл бұрын
Same 🤣🤣
@trgdbfn8206
@trgdbfn8206 2 жыл бұрын
Kris literally makes my day with how funny she is and she’s so genuine about things! thank you kris :)
@oliveriscrying_alt
@oliveriscrying_alt 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@bnb7094
@bnb7094 2 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail jebaited tho
@lukecolombo9995
@lukecolombo9995 2 жыл бұрын
Currently suffering severe sunburns and my whole weekend has involved lying in bed watching KallmeKris cheer me the f**k up. Greatest human I have had the privilege to watch on KZbin. Sending love from Land Down Under!! And much like you provide to us viewers, here is a compliment 😜 "Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!"
@mollyomoo
@mollyomoo 2 жыл бұрын
I feel you- I have a really bad cold rn
@BrutusMaximusAurelius
@BrutusMaximusAurelius 2 жыл бұрын
8:59 I absolutely lost it at this bit. The way she reacted was just so hilarious.
@Crow_crossbow
@Crow_crossbow 2 жыл бұрын
Poor minx
@cetaequine
@cetaequine 2 жыл бұрын
@@Crow_crossbow mhm
@yeslyecharles6245
@yeslyecharles6245 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for complementing us every videos Kris!!! I was suicidal a few weeks ago then I saw your videos and I thought you were just so sweet and just so kind! A few days ago I was planning to end it that night when no one would care but I watched one of your videos and you saved my life Kris! I still am struggling but you make my day every time you post and just thank you again for being awesome
@TacoDestiny_
@TacoDestiny_ 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t commit suicide. People will care. And you have so much to look forward to… And if you do end it. You won’t go to heaven… Sending you hope and love.❤
@meadowgrace
@meadowgrace Жыл бұрын
Your life is precious, don't throw that away. I don't know you but I love you, and if you were to die I assure you many people would care. Your life is worth living, you are worthy. Keep living and go after your dreams! God bless you, you got this! ❤
@koreeburgess1502
@koreeburgess1502 Жыл бұрын
listen, i understnad. the comment saying your life is precious might not help, but im so sorry and i want you to know that someone around loves you if you think. ❤
@HiHi-gv8zv
@HiHi-gv8zv 11 ай бұрын
Remember, suicide causes suicide.
@alinahubbard-c2w
@alinahubbard-c2w 11 ай бұрын
dontt watch attack on titan... but i care and you are loved by me and always will be🍟
@stephanievanderboom7145
@stephanievanderboom7145 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't even watched the full video yet and I already know it's going to be amazing for 2 reasons: 1. Kris's videos are always amazing 2. I'm already wheezing at "take my bread, take it"
@ALemonGremlin
@ALemonGremlin 2 жыл бұрын
I have a trampoline horror story: When I was 4, the teens from the neighborhood told me to lay down and they ALL started jumping as hard as they could. I got up REALLY high, and somehow ended up falling off and landing on my arm, or my arm slapped the metal, I can't remember exactly. All I remember after that was seeing flashes of white, passing out from the pain but not being able to cry (it did knock the wind out of me, I remember I couldn't breath), and waking up to being told my elbow broke. No longer left handed I am now right handed, my elbow still hurts if I stretch it too fast, and I'm extremely scared of heights. Still love trampolines but I am always too scared to jump higher than I can actually jump, which is just sad. Don't super jump kids on trampolines, please.
@Hessed3712
@Hessed3712 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad your still with us.
@a_blooming_moon
@a_blooming_moon 2 жыл бұрын
Good thing that wasn’t your neck! I’m gonna fear my trampoline till the day I die now, I’m most likely die on a trampoline but still
@slayislaa
@slayislaa 2 жыл бұрын
I broke my elbow when I was 3 as well🤕🥲 Hope ur okay
@riley5531
@riley5531 2 жыл бұрын
Oml am so sorry good thing your ok I just think about it and how much it hurt
@ahmedrima3338
@ahmedrima3338 2 жыл бұрын
I've never broke a bone in my life-
@Expl0ding_Starz
@Expl0ding_Starz 2 жыл бұрын
I’m dying over the fact that it was minx who sprayed herself with whiteclaw in the eye but also so many of these have cracked me up Lmfao I love Kris’s videos she makes it so much funnier lol
@kei8995
@kei8995 2 жыл бұрын
So true 😂
@lils9444
@lils9444 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@dailyaut1stm
@dailyaut1stm 2 жыл бұрын
I was there for that stream lmfao
@Your_FavouriteWeeb
@Your_FavouriteWeeb 2 жыл бұрын
Rip minx lol
@Your_FavouriteWeeb
@Your_FavouriteWeeb 2 жыл бұрын
@@dailyaut1stm same
@Sl1f3rDrag0n
@Sl1f3rDrag0n 2 жыл бұрын
As a planetary scientist, those space themed pick up lines were amazing
@elisabethenglisch3835
@elisabethenglisch3835 2 жыл бұрын
Kris taking herself less serious with each opening and dying a little inside herself is the perfect opening!
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Aardvarkeater
@Aardvarkeater 2 жыл бұрын
Let me just.... 🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹 ... get those bots away lol.
@reagan7116
@reagan7116 2 жыл бұрын
i could probably watch her without audio, but she would still crack me like an egg. her face is the absolute cutest and most expressive face ever . love u kris 💗💓💞
@someonesurviving
@someonesurviving 2 жыл бұрын
Kris saying pick-up lines while wearing an astronaut helmet...was just the best thing ever. Thanks kris for making us all laugh
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate you ❤️
@-Th3_Mo0n-
@-Th3_Mo0n- 2 жыл бұрын
LoL yeah thanks!
@tillyblack7590
@tillyblack7590 2 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris love u !
@kookiez709
@kookiez709 Жыл бұрын
OMG talking about Canadians when passing each other. So I'm from Las Vegas (some of the meanest people in existence I'm sure) and I drove to Canada to visit a friend. Legit I accidentally bumped into someone and we had a ten minute conversation about how beautiful the weather was that day. Canadians are the nicest people I've ever met.
@muhammedirfans4412
@muhammedirfans4412 2 жыл бұрын
10:17 that reaction Kris is always top at enacting moments 😂❤️
@muhammedirfans4412
@muhammedirfans4412 2 жыл бұрын
Its like Gus fring from BRBD before bombing 😂
@Linsanity-nx9pe
@Linsanity-nx9pe 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel completely drained and over stimulated by everything. So I go to ur channel and just feel the positive vibes. Thank you for all ur work and for making so many of us smile
@bobbu3250
@bobbu3250 2 жыл бұрын
8:53 is justaminx playing with a cosplay prop, it wasn't sharp so that's why she stabbed her white claw with it
@noneya3635
@noneya3635 Ай бұрын
Space Kris’s bad pick up lines are galactic levels of hilarious.
@klaizloveswoofs
@klaizloveswoofs 2 жыл бұрын
I love how she put a whole astronaut helmet on just for that I bet she didn’t even buy it for that she probably already had it stashed away somewhere😂
@thee_oneonlyheaven
@thee_oneonlyheaven 2 жыл бұрын
Fr😂
@momba4914
@momba4914 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@hackster_1726
@hackster_1726 2 жыл бұрын
200000000000000%
@hackster_1726
@hackster_1726 2 жыл бұрын
@it's your girl kinsie 😂😂😂
@karaokegirl9194
@karaokegirl9194 2 жыл бұрын
Worlds worst Halloween costume but worlds greatest flirting technique
@sarahbeecher8339
@sarahbeecher8339 2 жыл бұрын
I'm going through some tough stuff, but Kris never fails to make me laugh. Thanks Kris :)
@masoncormier4177
@masoncormier4177 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you get through whatever it is that's happening
@kholdanstaalstorm6881
@kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kris for the mirth boost in my day! You're someone who would pull with every one of those cheesy pick-up lines, no doubt at all! I too worry about the people in these clips, I feel the Leslie Nielsen facepalm clip would be fit these to a tee! Kris are so relatable, adorable, hilarious and gorgeous that I can't stop watching her videos, she's an absolutely amazing woman! Take care, stay safe and embrace the hot mess that you are as that's just a part of what makes you you!
@amytenney2957
@amytenney2957 2 жыл бұрын
5:06 Some graceful singing from a beautiful fluffy dog.
@jellynataleye9876
@jellynataleye9876 2 жыл бұрын
I'm struggling so much with school and friend/family problems rn and Kris never fails to make me laugh and make me forget about it :)
@hellohellohellohello651
@hellohellohellohello651 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Kris is the only KZbinr who constantly compliments us makes her special ♥️♥️♥️
@annaYnation2554
@annaYnation2554 2 жыл бұрын
Adrien Agreste o.o
@applepie8291
@applepie8291 2 жыл бұрын
She’s just a friend
@annaYnation2554
@annaYnation2554 2 жыл бұрын
@@applepie8291 Duhh marinette is JuSt A fRiEND
@hellohellohellohello651
@hellohellohellohello651 2 жыл бұрын
@@annaYnation2554 yea duh what else is she
@kathrynhicks330
@kathrynhicks330 2 жыл бұрын
no Marinette's just a FRIEND that likes fashion.
@immorta1gamer157
@immorta1gamer157 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is the only one who can make weird compliments and still make me smile
@beans5157
@beans5157 2 жыл бұрын
Me and my family have been sick for a while and it’s just making my day that I can sit down and laugh with Kris.
@GH0ST_8yearsago
@GH0ST_8yearsago 2 жыл бұрын
4:58 huskies are just incredibly dramatic 🤣🤣🤣💔
@timothycarlstead3664
@timothycarlstead3664 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that she used pickup lines was the greatest thing ever. It really made me smile.
@Tuamamma104
@Tuamamma104 2 жыл бұрын
7:48 kris, In Italy they directly punch you in the face
@Ari_TheOneAndOnly
@Ari_TheOneAndOnly Жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how kris makes us laugh and smile, Like I have bad mental health and when I’m depressed or overwhelmed I just watch her vids and she makes me laugh and smile Thank you kris we all love you and keep up the good work ❤️
@tinytiny7044
@tinytiny7044 2 жыл бұрын
Where I used to live, there was this wildlife resort, where a bunch of elk, deer, and a lot of other animals including bison just roamed around freely like that. There was a Gravel road leading through the park that you could drive on to see all of the animals if you were lucky. Yes, yes - I am aware of how unsafe this sounds - and yeah it was 🥲 but it was really fun and cool. It was pretty scary, when a herd of 20 bison surrounded your car, but at least now I can say that I have pet a wild bison.
@Kewlausgirl
@Kewlausgirl 2 жыл бұрын
Jeezes lol. I remember going to a wildlife park in Tasmania (the little southern island state below Australia) when I was around 13? After walking around feeding Wallabies I decided to go into the feeding area where they had a couple of sheep, ponies and geese. It was their little farm area for kids. I was 13. I just started highschool. My parents were just roaming around..I think one sat down for a break... I mean I used to have kangaroos roaming wild in my back yard. I lived right near the bush. My relatives had huge properties with a couple of farms that I used to visit and help out.. Coz that's what you did when you visited lol Anyhow I started Giving the feed to the sheep, and goats but they were getting pretty demanding. Then the ponies and geese got wind of the food. Of course I was the only one there... It was the most tame area... It was just something to pass the time. And my parents watched from outside a 13 year old kid yelling, running across the field to get outside the pen.... With bloody really persistent sheep, goats and ponies chasing me down for the food lol. To be fair I tried to hold my own, but... I've always been pretty short... And when you have 2 sheep getting on their hind legs and pushing at you with their front hoofs... And then a pony butting it's head to you where they have almost successfully pushed you over onto the ground. Yeah. I wasn't getting trampled lol. I high tailed it out of there! I am not sure if there were staff near by at the time... I just remember being the only one in there. But I like to imagine that someone was on their break in one of the near by buildings just laughing their arses off as a teenage girl just runs away cursing as the farm animals ran after me.... Lol They were either really demanding little bastards... or they were really, really hungry. -_-
@Kewlausgirl
@Kewlausgirl 2 жыл бұрын
I cannot imagine having done that with Bison though lol. They would have trampled me. But maybe it's different being in the car lol
@tinytiny7044
@tinytiny7044 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kewlausgirl hehe yeah
@MG-Raiden
@MG-Raiden 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kewlausgirl I’ve never seen someone mix Jesus with jeez to create jeezes.
@Grilledcheese813
@Grilledcheese813 2 жыл бұрын
5:28 :getting bored and mocking someone’s fake sneeze 😂
@maimuticabobo41
@maimuticabobo41 2 жыл бұрын
Can we all just agree that Kris can make anybody even in the worst mood fell so much better
@kennyboiuwu8897
@kennyboiuwu8897 2 жыл бұрын
i had a really bad day at school today and when i watch her videos, she’s always like “ u look amazing today” or something, this just makes me feel better, we all love u chris ❤❤❤
@d4flol623
@d4flol623 2 жыл бұрын
I love how kris sometimes says some weird but funny compliments at the beginning of the video it just makes my day.
@Euniceeee424
@Euniceeee424 2 жыл бұрын
2:55 Just remember what nona said : "Dont trust anyone with a moustache!!" 😂
@MollsMols
@MollsMols 2 жыл бұрын
My fav was this one 😂🤣 6:00 I DIED ITS SO FUNNY 😂 Also your jellyfish light is cool lol❤️
@Ur_Local_Fridge1
@Ur_Local_Fridge1 3 ай бұрын
Me getting ready to watch KMK: her compliment of the day: IM FEELING RISKY TODAY
@ryanthompson5576
@ryanthompson5576 2 жыл бұрын
I really loved the cheesy pick up lines, Kris! As always, your reactions and jokes make my day!
@kinda_cold_in_the_closet
@kinda_cold_in_the_closet 2 жыл бұрын
3:52 It seems like you hit your solar plexus. It's located right underneath where your ribcages meet, and it's part of the diaphragm. It stuns you for a few seconds as well as knocks out your breath. It increases pressure inside your abdomen, so hitting it is hitting a pressure point, and the pain you feel from the impact is the pressure being released. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk lol
@umbreonattack
@umbreonattack 2 жыл бұрын
SOIENCE BIOTCH ( I love everything biology i shall one day randomly shout this knowledge to my friends thank you)
@crazymoi7758
@crazymoi7758 2 жыл бұрын
"What are kookaburras? Are they those big rats? Those big rodents?" Me as an Australian dying in the corner laughing😂
@ThatGuyFromEgypt
@ThatGuyFromEgypt 2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean Australian?
@scarletmacapaca4493
@scarletmacapaca4493 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@AnimatronicMaker
@AnimatronicMaker 2 жыл бұрын
Im australian and i thought everyone knew what kookaburras were ;-;
@crazymoi7758
@crazymoi7758 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuyFromEgypt oopsies yes!! ahaha
@AnimatronicMaker
@AnimatronicMaker 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lydia.4
@lydia.4 Жыл бұрын
"hey did you feel that strong gravitational pull? of my bed." I love you kris
@WillowTree1122
@WillowTree1122 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, I don’t know why you always undermine yourself. Look at how good you are doing on line. I don’t like seeing you say bad things about yourself, it makes me sad.
@piripipopircalita
@piripipopircalita 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “Hey do you live on mars cause you’re out of this world.” This will forever be my pick-up line
@kira-san9896
@kira-san9896 2 жыл бұрын
8:52 had to be one of my favorites. Her name is Minx and she's a minecraft streamer. POOR MINX - REST IN PEACE
@GooseMastrXD
@GooseMastrXD 2 жыл бұрын
same
@destineelavigne
@destineelavigne Жыл бұрын
0:52 I can’t believe how far Dylan has become, I’m so proud of her!
@kailee_c
@kailee_c Жыл бұрын
You’re done
@catman2261
@catman2261 Жыл бұрын
*him.
@cloudysakura
@cloudysakura Жыл бұрын
​@@catman2261 her*
@booksbylula
@booksbylula Жыл бұрын
@@catman2261 her. Dylan is a woman.
@catman2261
@catman2261 Жыл бұрын
@@booksbylula in the words of Austin Powers, "it's a man, baby!"
@drmujtabashaikh8
@drmujtabashaikh8 2 жыл бұрын
We can all agree that Kris never disappoints us with his her content
@storm1229
@storm1229 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Corpse67
@Corpse67 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. We can agreeee >:D
@A____6b3-4vr
@A____6b3-4vr 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Golden3_
@Golden3_ 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Yay😂❤️
@Ryan-tp4qp
@Ryan-tp4qp 2 жыл бұрын
I was feeling extremely depressed but after just looking at her smile and listening to her jokes made me feel very happy,so thank you sooo much. 😢
@Raineismeee
@Raineismeee 2 жыл бұрын
2:25 THEY ARE LIVING MY DREAM LIFE
@FaithGilbert-r4q
@FaithGilbert-r4q Жыл бұрын
How can a person be so funny I freaking love you
@snowisyummy8685
@snowisyummy8685 2 жыл бұрын
11:55 I'm not a hot mess, I'm just a mess lmao
@tylerblack3962
@tylerblack3962 2 жыл бұрын
I love how she had a ton of astronaut jokes lined up to go with her new helmet
@Kewlausgirl
@Kewlausgirl 2 жыл бұрын
When I was 10 I went on a school trip and stayed at a clear saltwater lake (right near a beach where it got the ocean water from), on the East Australian coast. Anyhow one of the girls was walking along the dirt path in between the cabins, happily chatting and eating chips (we were having fish n chips, so hot chips, not crisps). I remember just watching as she was happily blabbering away about something, waving the chips around as she ate. Just as she was putting the chip in her mouth, a kookaburra flew down out of nowhere and snatched the chip away, just as she was putting it into her mouth. She screamed so loudly, freaking out coz the bird had been right in her face for a split second. I was hysterics. It was the most funniest thing I'd ever seen. It was great! I still think back to that moment as the best kookaburra stealing your food moment to this day. I mean... In Australia we have all had those bastards steal your food. You gotta learn to keep an eye out for those crafty things. Not the we hate kookaburras.. They are awesome. But they can be so frikin clever and so cunning. Buuuuut argh. Everyone always mentions the snakes and spiders (we rarely see snakes.. and spiders run away from you... They aren't aggressive at all) But no one ever mentions these birds that will steal food from you regardless if you were in the way or not lol. 🤣 That kookaburra pecking at the finger was great. I just knew it was coming too. Haha.
@Kinglykingkingdom
@Kinglykingkingdom 2 жыл бұрын
"we're going to watch people die inside. I can relate to that and most people can." You are very right.
@maelpsng
@maelpsng 2 жыл бұрын
0:16 idc what u feel gravity or not, if it's u it's already a *YES*
@ash13vr
@ash13vr 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is one of the few youtubers that makes me actually feel good about myself
@a.lx._
@a.lx._ 2 жыл бұрын
mhm
@alexisguerra7952
@alexisguerra7952 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Kris, you're a wonderful, talented person with a beautiful smile ☺️💕 Thank you so much for making us laugh all the time. Thank you to Jay for helping you make this happen too. Sending all warmth and hugs your way 🤗
@Averysommer
@Averysommer Жыл бұрын
Mac Donald’s fry’s are for real chefs kiss 🤌❤😍
@flxffy_bubbles8198
@flxffy_bubbles8198 2 жыл бұрын
Can I just flip out rn? Kris’s channel has changed my life, and whenever I open her videos when I’m down it just makes me feel better in general. Thank you for your time
@lucifer_fire
@lucifer_fire 2 жыл бұрын
10:55 it didnt break it shattered
@Toast-WC-Editor
@Toast-WC-Editor Жыл бұрын
My sister be like😂
@sanne28x
@sanne28x 2 жыл бұрын
I love how I’m laughing w her it feels like we are just hanging out watching some tiktoks together I love her
@cabman86
@cabman86 Жыл бұрын
Every time the ketchup farts for me I look around and apologize.
@tworrell916
@tworrell916 2 жыл бұрын
Let's appreciate how kris is always so willing to make videos for us. She is so funny and she is just like a second mum to me. I love you Kris!!!!! 🤗❤💜💕
@mexs1298
@mexs1298 2 жыл бұрын
🆃🅷🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆂🆃 🅲🅾🅻🅻🅴🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽 🅾🅵 🅷🅾🆃 *2022* *p͓̽o͓̽r͓̽n͓̽* 🆅🅸🅳🅴🅾🆂 🅵🅾🆁 🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃🆂 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@rihana_1604
@rihana_1604 2 жыл бұрын
thats a bit of a strange comment, plus she's quite young
@tworrell916
@tworrell916 2 жыл бұрын
@@rihana_1604 She has traits like a mum, like she's loving and caring. Its not a strange comment it's something that many people I think can relate to.
@rihana_1604
@rihana_1604 2 жыл бұрын
@@tworrell916 idk i guess. i thought its more that people think of her as like a best friend or crush etc i never really thought of it in the way you're saying unless you're a little kid
@tworrell916
@tworrell916 2 жыл бұрын
@@rihana_1604 I'm actually not a little kid, maybe your mum doesn't treat you nicely so u don't know what I mean 😏
@z0mb1ehe4dz
@z0mb1ehe4dz 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is the only person who can pull off the weirdest compliments.😊
@kkbooknerd1053
@kkbooknerd1053 2 жыл бұрын
Freddie and Stevie are my new best friends! lol also the pick up lines in the beginning were so funny! thx for making me laugh today Kris!
@Tenya-Iida13
@Tenya-Iida13 6 ай бұрын
The beginning ma’am please take 6 feet away from me 😭😭😂😂
@Lbplayz14
@Lbplayz14 5 ай бұрын
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 we know she wouldn't actually do any of that but it was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@Tenya-Iida13
@Tenya-Iida13 5 ай бұрын
@@Lbplayz14 true!😂😂😂
@Lbplayz14
@Lbplayz14 5 ай бұрын
@Midnight-shadow-wants-to-play shes the only person I know who can come up with a compliment that's funny, weird, dirty, happy, creepy, and overall perfect😂😂
@Tenya-Iida13
@Tenya-Iida13 5 ай бұрын
@@Lbplayz14 yes!!! I feel like if you are a real KMK fan then you can relate to the stuff she does😂
@Lbplayz14
@Lbplayz14 5 ай бұрын
@Midnight-shadow-wants-to-play nearly everything😂😂😂😂
@xliquidflames
@xliquidflames 2 жыл бұрын
My sister was about 8 years old when she tried to do a front flip for the first time, over rotated and the first thing to make contact was her throat with the bar. We thought she was going to die right there in front of us. Took her a minute but she was okay.
@_ragingk.j._016
@_ragingk.j._016 2 жыл бұрын
THE ASTRONAUT PUNS, MAN!! THEY KILL ME!! Love you, Kris💛💛
@Ninjagaming-56
@Ninjagaming-56 2 жыл бұрын
kris is the only one who can make me smile sometimes i feel drained so i just watch kris and feel better
@random-online-guy
@random-online-guy Жыл бұрын
Husky: *sirenhead* Kris: "nice note!"
@sweetea742
@sweetea742 2 жыл бұрын
6:07 try to tip the table over and make the glass fall out or y’know, just break it
@mxsbl
@mxsbl 2 жыл бұрын
12:16 honestly, my cat isn’t afraid of water, neither cucumbers 💀
@ellaolson8995
@ellaolson8995 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Chris always finds a way to compliments us in every video! But especially those pick up lines! XD well done!
@catherinethecatlike
@catherinethecatlike Ай бұрын
My trampoline trauma - When I was 8 my brother and dad double bounced me so frickin high that I literally flew right into a cactus.
@supersewingsleuth23
@supersewingsleuth23 2 жыл бұрын
I love hearing you talk about life growing up, cause I relate so HARD. The stairs though, the damn stairs. I had every squeaky spot memorized on those things
@rachellizzie889
@rachellizzie889 2 жыл бұрын
You are just the sweetest. Anytime I'm having a horrible day I can turn to any of your videos and you always compliment us. It's so sweet and you have no idea how much your videos have helped me. Thank you so much for what you do. ❤️
@dinuliedirisinghe
@dinuliedirisinghe 2 жыл бұрын
Hey kris I just watched this video of one of the live videos you did on tiktok in September 2020 when you cried about all the donations your fans gave to you...Tbh it was so wholesome to watch and I gotta say you deserve all this love kris ❤❤❤❤You have helped a lot of people whose going through rough times even though you don't know it and I feel like you are one of the most kind-hearted people I've ever seen and I love you soo much❤❤Keep doing what you are doing cuz your content makes even a worst day better and hope you stay safe and happy❤✨✨
@Forgetful_Gecko..
@Forgetful_Gecko.. 2 жыл бұрын
Kris, the photo you in the traumatic trampoline experience was so pretty! I wish I looked like that, in like any photo ever! You are so beautiful ❤✨💅
@araurafair9600
@araurafair9600 2 жыл бұрын
I love Kris! She make everything so funny and she is honestly my role model! She is fr amazing
@Sydney.2003k
@Sydney.2003k 2 жыл бұрын
That intro had be crying with laughter. You never fail to make my day Kris x
@kytrahq2802
@kytrahq2802 2 жыл бұрын
8:53 has to be one of my favorite videos of Minx.
@drunkensailor1092
@drunkensailor1092 2 ай бұрын
Little did Kris know that SHE would have a guy with a fabulous moustache 😂
@emersonarriety
@emersonarriety 2 жыл бұрын
Kris's compliments never fail to make me smile
@amandariso3021
@amandariso3021 2 жыл бұрын
5:54 the best one so far
@dala5918
@dala5918 2 жыл бұрын
2:20 I f₹@king love Kris's British impressions 🤣🤣🤣
@Chuuya__NakaharaHL
@Chuuya__NakaharaHL Жыл бұрын
Bro I got a prodigy ad during this and it said like "are you ready to start your adventure?" *I accidentally drop my phone* "I'll take that as a yes"
@koko_kittyrose2922
@koko_kittyrose2922 2 жыл бұрын
5:49 I watched that video a few years ago a small part of me was worried when she got trapped but the other part couldn’t help dying of laughter.
@JoshAU44
@JoshAU44 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for donating so much of your time to keep us all laughing and entertained. Absolutely loving this channel.🙏
@ivylindsay-raja1658
@ivylindsay-raja1658 2 жыл бұрын
Same but fr tho
@JoshAU44
@JoshAU44 2 жыл бұрын
@@ivylindsay-raja1658 💯
@k.999
@k.999 2 жыл бұрын
Technically it is not donation. She earns from every view...
@ivylindsay-raja1658
@ivylindsay-raja1658 2 жыл бұрын
@@k.999 eh, I say he means it as like… thank u for making videos for us with your time
@squid_game_gurly3265
@squid_game_gurly3265 2 жыл бұрын
The fact I was actually laughing at those chessy pickup lines at the beginning 😂😂 Thanks Kris, you really made my day.
@caljones
@caljones 2 жыл бұрын
I know!
@Ami_E_Bowen
@Ami_E_Bowen Жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager I had a siamese cat that would sit on the edge of the bathtub when I took my bath in the mornings before school and one morning she tried to do the same thing but she was very pregnant and she fell straight into the water. She ended up having her kittens that afternoon. Which was also my 16th birthday. So I came home to kittens for my birthday. (We got her spayed a few months later after finding homes for the kittens. We kept two and they were part of the family for 13 years). I will never forget Misty sitting on the edge of the tub every morning and she'd also try to sit on my lap while I was going to the bathroom. She was a very clingy cat. :)
@buzz4884
@buzz4884 2 жыл бұрын
I’m feeling so sick right now cuz I got my booster and seeing Kris posted and watching this video made me laugh so much, even though it hurt my head. Love you, Kris!!!
@rhinomoxie
@rhinomoxie 2 жыл бұрын
1:10 this reminded me of my mom telling one of our neighbors that she went to school with the actor of ant-man, and no one belived her so she went in the garage, cleaned it out, (there was 432 boxes in there in total, why I counted? Don't know.) but it took her 5 days to find her high school yearbook and sure enough, he was a senior in her highschool when she was a freshman.
@thegirlofmanyfandoms99
@thegirlofmanyfandoms99 2 жыл бұрын
That's so cool! I wish my parents went to school with a famous actor. But my principal in junior high was Nathan Fillion's brother, and I have met him
@dearxwinter
@dearxwinter 2 жыл бұрын
Jay' part in these videos is so underrated 😂 And thank you, Kris, for making me laugh :) you are wonderful.
@alisonwinship
@alisonwinship Жыл бұрын
That Kooka knew exactly what it was doing... One of the most memorable times going camping as a kid was when a Kookaburra stole a sausage right off the campfire hotplate. They are beautiful but don't trust them near your appendages hahaha.
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