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[@kallmekris]

Hope you enjoy the video!! Let me know what else you want to see 🥰 appreciate you!

[@rishvify]

I used those pickup lines on my gf Now she's my sister 💀🤣 (Edit: I love you soo much kris♥️)

[@hellodarkness7305]

@@rishvify Ayo what

[@plssubscribe4811]

Love u Kris 💖😚😘

[@simrandhaliwal2105]

Plz plz do a scary storytelling video

[@lelenias__weird__anime__ch7036]

@@rishvify SAME

[@mysticalpanda683]

Kris is the only person who can make creepy compliments funny lol.

[@kallmekris]

😂😂😂👍🏻

[@L3xi_R0s3]

@@kallmekris HI IM A HUGE FAN PLS SAY HI PLSSSS YOU HAVE NEVER SAID HI OR REPLYED TO MY COMMENT BEFORE PLEASEEE AHHHHHHHH

[@ryan-ge1os]

@@L3xi_R0s3 bruh

[@someonesurviving]

Agreed

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

What's up with all these bots?

[@tiktokmostwatched]

Lol the intro tho 🤣🤣🤣 loved it 🤣❤

[@aqsarumman8761]

Omg haha

[@AutisTECH96]

Same here, hahaha, that was just TOO funny!!! 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣

[@ryleeb4263]

🤣

[@catkittenz]

I don't live on Mars, i live on *URANUS*

[@AutisTECH96]

@@catkittenz Hahahaaaaaaaaa, that's just TOO funny!! 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣

[@gordoncarver4832]

Kris: As you can tell I am a fan of dragons. Also Kris: *Beating Pete up every chance she has*

[@noahiscool6323]

6:05 that scream got me rolling xD also i love how Kris compliments us every day 😊

[@jitterlemon]

Me that knew that video for like some years rn 😂

[@stephanielove1907]

Same 🤣🤣

[@candicemorrison9470]

"How do you stay so positive?" ...Well, I start my day with a video from Kris who tosses out a compliment and then makes me laugh with some amazing content I didn't know I even needed 🥰

[@vent_here_lovely]

@@gitasumarni1760 Spammer

[@dove9880]

Haha so true !!

[@Niamh_McL]

Me: *sees jellyfish* Thinks: “ThIs CoUld Be A sErIoUs ThReAt To OuR mIsSiOn!” “HE’S JUST A BABY! HIIIIII BAAABBBYYY” TikTok sound

[@Lokear]

I was a positive person before, but *now*...

[@Forest._.thecat]

Fr kris is amazing

[@lehammsamm]

Kris never fails to put a smile on my face.

[@yeslyecharles6245]

Thank you so much for complementing us every videos Kris!!! I was suicidal a few weeks ago then I saw your videos and I thought you were just so sweet and just so kind! A few days ago I was planning to end it that night when no one would care but I watched one of your videos and you saved my life Kris! I still am struggling but you make my day every time you post and just thank you again for being awesome

[@TacoDestiny_]

Don’t commit suicide. People will care. And you have so much to look forward to… And if you do end it. You won’t go to heaven… Sending you hope and love.❤

[@meadowgrace]

Your life is precious, don't throw that away. I don't know you but I love you, and if you were to die I assure you many people would care. Your life is worth living, you are worthy. Keep living and go after your dreams! God bless you, you got this! ❤

[@koreeburgess1502]

listen, i understnad. the comment saying your life is precious might not help, but im so sorry and i want you to know that someone around loves you if you think. ❤

[@HiHi-gv8zv]

Remember, suicide causes suicide.

[@user-zw4us7pe9d]

dontt watch attack on titan... but i care and you are loved by me and always will be🍟

[@Sl1f3rDrag0n]

As a planetary scientist, those space themed pick up lines were amazing

[@BrutusMaximusAurelius]

8:59 I absolutely lost it at this bit. The way she reacted was just so hilarious.

[@Crow_crossbow]

Poor minx

[@cetaequine]

@@Crow_crossbow mhm

[@someonesurviving]

Kris saying pick-up lines while wearing an astronaut helmet...was just the best thing ever. Thanks kris for making us all laugh

[@kallmekris]

Appreciate you ❤️

[@-Th3_Mo0n-]

LoL yeah thanks!

[@tillyblack7590]

@@kallmekris love u !

[@destineelavigne]

0:52 I can’t believe how far Dylan has become, I’m so proud of her!

[@kailee_c]

You’re done

[@catman2261]

*him.

[@cloudysakura]

​@@catman2261 her*

[@booksbylula]

@@catman2261 her. Dylan is a woman.

[@catman2261]

@@booksbylula in the words of Austin Powers, "it's a man, baby!"

[@beans5157]

Me and my family have been sick for a while and it’s just making my day that I can sit down and laugh with Kris.

[@lukecolombo9995]

Currently suffering severe sunburns and my whole weekend has involved lying in bed watching KallmeKris cheer me the f**k up. Greatest human I have had the privilege to watch on KZbin. Sending love from Land Down Under!! And much like you provide to us viewers, here is a compliment 😜 "Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!"

[@mollyomoo]

I feel you- I have a really bad cold rn

[@gracie9291]

Kris's description of Canada at 7:53 is so *spot on* and I love it... although i would usually offer someone timbits instead of a double double 🍁

[@kennyboiuwu8897]

i had a really bad day at school today and when i watch her videos, she’s always like “ u look amazing today” or something, this just makes me feel better, we all love u chris ❤❤❤

[@Ari_TheOneAndOnly]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how kris makes us laugh and smile, Like I have bad mental health and when I’m depressed or overwhelmed I just watch her vids and she makes me laugh and smile Thank you kris we all love you and keep up the good work ❤️

[@GH0ST_8yearsago]

4:58 huskies are just incredibly dramatic 🤣🤣🤣💔

[@stephanievanderboom7145]

I haven't even watched the full video yet and I already know it's going to be amazing for 2 reasons: 1. Kris's videos are always amazing 2. I'm already wheezing at "take my bread, take it"

[@amytenney2957]

5:06 Some graceful singing from a beautiful fluffy dog.

[@Forgetful_Gecko..]

Kris, the photo you in the traumatic trampoline experience was so pretty! I wish I looked like that, in like any photo ever! You are so beautiful ❤✨💅

[@Gh0stStarz_]

I’m dying over the fact that it was minx who sprayed herself with whiteclaw in the eye but also so many of these have cracked me up Lmfao I love Kris’s videos she makes it so much funnier lol

[@kei8995]

So true 😂

[@lils9444]

😂😂😂

[@dailyaut1stm]

I was there for that stream lmfao

[@DefinitelyAMurderousRobot]

Rip minx lol

[@DefinitelyAMurderousRobot]

@@dailyaut1stm same

[@elisabethenglisch3835]

Kris taking herself less serious with each opening and dying a little inside herself is the perfect opening!

[@kallmekris]

😂

[@BildadtheShuite]

Let me just.... 🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹 ... get those bots away lol.

[@lydia.4]

"hey did you feel that strong gravitational pull? of my bed." I love you kris

[@kookiez709]

OMG talking about Canadians when passing each other. So I'm from Las Vegas (some of the meanest people in existence I'm sure) and I drove to Canada to visit a friend. Legit I accidentally bumped into someone and we had a ten minute conversation about how beautiful the weather was that day. Canadians are the nicest people I've ever met.

[@ALemonGremlin]

I have a trampoline horror story: When I was 4, the teens from the neighborhood told me to lay down and they ALL started jumping as hard as they could. I got up REALLY high, and somehow ended up falling off and landing on my arm, or my arm slapped the metal, I can't remember exactly. All I remember after that was seeing flashes of white, passing out from the pain but not being able to cry (it did knock the wind out of me, I remember I couldn't breath), and waking up to being told my elbow broke. No longer left handed I am now right handed, my elbow still hurts if I stretch it too fast, and I'm extremely scared of heights. Still love trampolines but I am always too scared to jump higher than I can actually jump, which is just sad. Don't super jump kids on trampolines, please.

[@Hessed3712]

I’m glad your still with us.

[@a_blooming_moon]

Good thing that wasn’t your neck! I’m gonna fear my trampoline till the day I die now, I’m most likely die on a trampoline but still

[@slayislaa]

I broke my elbow when I was 3 as well🤕🥲 Hope ur okay

[@riley5531]

Oml am so sorry good thing your ok I just think about it and how much it hurt

[@ahmedrima3338]

I've never broke a bone in my life-

[@muhammedirfans4412]

10:17 that reaction Kris is always top at enacting moments 😂❤️

[@muhammedirfans4412]

Its like Gus fring from BRBD before bombing 😂

[@T0kingT4rdis]

I watch one of your videos everyday right before I clock into work and it always starts my day off with laughs. Thank you Kris! 💙

[@samanthacregan8496]

As an Australian representative I just wanna say that I hysterically started laughing when she said "a kookaburra, aren't those the giant rodents..." 😂😂😂

[@99problemsbutbeingstr8_isntone]

Being Australian just made it funnier

[@cassidythecat]

I remember watching a documentary where someone said capybaras are water hamsters

[@trgdbfn8206]

Kris literally makes my day with how funny she is and she’s so genuine about things! thank you kris :)

[@OliverIsCrying]

Agreed

[@bnb7094]

Thumbnail jebaited tho

[@endlesslybeingme13]

Best pick up lines all day. I needed that, Thank you!!

[@user-wc7vr5rh6k]

How can a person be so funny I freaking love you

[@snowisyummy8685]

11:55 I'm not a hot mess, I'm just a mess lmao

[@Grilledcheese813]

5:28 :getting bored and mocking someone’s fake sneeze 😂

[@WhisperingWempe]

0:09 this is so why i love her videos😅😅😅

[@andersknudsen9396]

I just love that she is so sweet in a funny way ❤

[@bobbu3250]

8:53 is justaminx playing with a cosplay prop, it wasn't sharp so that's why she stabbed her white claw with it

[@crazymoi7758]

"What are kookaburras? Are they those big rats? Those big rodents?" Me as an Australian dying in the corner laughing😂

[@pyramidIand]

Do you mean Australian?

[@scarletmacapaca4493]

Same

[@Pneumaticguy2287]

Im australian and i thought everyone knew what kookaburras were ;-;

[@crazymoi7758]

@@pyramidIand oopsies yes!! ahaha

[@Pneumaticguy2287]

Lol

[@-coffee_creamer-5327]

I was caught completely off guard when I got showered with complements at the beginning, I love your vids!

[@alisonwinship]

That Kooka knew exactly what it was doing... One of the most memorable times going camping as a kid was when a Kookaburra stole a sausage right off the campfire hotplate. They are beautiful but don't trust them near your appendages hahaha.

[@MolssMolss]

My fav was this one 😂🤣 6:00 I DIED ITS SO FUNNY 😂 Also your jellyfish light is cool lol❤️

[@klaizloveswoofs]

I love how she put a whole astronaut helmet on just for that I bet she didn’t even buy it for that she probably already had it stashed away somewhere😂

[@thee_oneonlyheaven]

Fr😂

[@momba4914]

100%

[@hackster_1726]

200000000000000%

[@hackster_1726]

@it's your girl kinsie 😂😂😂

[@karaokegirl9194]

Worlds worst Halloween costume but worlds greatest flirting technique

[@ChiliPepper1145]

I just did sh and was crying and kris made me so much better and realize that I’m worth something ❤

[@xxlazycookiexx3398]

Bro I am sick 😷 right now but now that I saw this I fell better I love watching her videos when I get sick or when I am sad or in a bad mood love you kris

[@sarahbeecher8339]

I'm going through some tough stuff, but Kris never fails to make me laugh. Thanks Kris :)

[@masoncormier4177]

Hope you get through whatever it is that's happening

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

Thank you Kris for the mirth boost in my day! You're someone who would pull with every one of those cheesy pick-up lines, no doubt at all! I too worry about the people in these clips, I feel the Leslie Nielsen facepalm clip would be fit these to a tee! Kris are so relatable, adorable, hilarious and gorgeous that I can't stop watching her videos, she's an absolutely amazing woman! Take care, stay safe and embrace the hot mess that you are as that's just a part of what makes you you!

[@willowcrestfarm4526]

No comment I'm just a hot mess, really appreciate you Kris! You always make me smileee!

[@Euniceeee424]

2:55 Just remember what nona said : "Dont trust anyone with a moustache!!" 😂

[@reagan7116]

i could probably watch her without audio, but she would still crack me like an egg. her face is the absolute cutest and most expressive face ever . love u kris 💗💓💞

[@Ami_E_Bowen]

When I was a teenager I had a siamese cat that would sit on the edge of the bathtub when I took my bath in the mornings before school and one morning she tried to do the same thing but she was very pregnant and she fell straight into the water. She ended up having her kittens that afternoon. Which was also my 16th birthday. So I came home to kittens for my birthday. (We got her spayed a few months later after finding homes for the kittens. We kept two and they were part of the family for 13 years). I will never forget Misty sitting on the edge of the tub every morning and she'd also try to sit on my lap while I was going to the bathroom. She was a very clingy cat. :)

[@Midnight-shadow-wants-to-play]

The beginning ma’am please take 6 feet away from me 😭😭😂😂

[@Tuamamma104]

7:48 kris, In Italy they directly punch you in the face

[@frog.king.koi.]

12:00 I prefer the term 'beautiful disaster' 😙

[@reginahozian5001]

5:10 I luv the dog he is so funny and he’s so vocal! He hit that note and (Thanks for making my day!)

[@lauriederoque49]

Thank you for making us feel like you love us and thank you for just making videos cause I struggle with really really bad depression and anxiety and I also have adhd and I’m top of that I’m gender fluid and bisexual so I’ve been through a lot of crap and from what you’ve told us I’m sure you can understand in ways so thank you for making my day

[@immorta1gamer157]

Kris is the only one who can make weird compliments and still make me smile

[@lucifer_fire]

10:55 it didnt break it shattered

[@Arctixs_Drag0ns]

My sister be like😂

[@maximekarman3155]

I feel like I’m sitting with my best friend. Every video has me crying from laughing which is rare nowadays. Thank you

[@user-jt2vm4le5z]

You make the funniest compliments ever and they can be Weird and funny.

[@mxsbl]

12:16 honestly, my cat isn’t afraid of water, neither cucumbers 💀

[@aurumisgreat]

You're thinking of a capybara 11:16 Edit: Oops. I just now played the video and realized that you figured it out. lol

[@c.c1070]

you should make a compliment complimation.. istg alot of people needs it.. including me.. its a great reminder to stay positve!

[@SingSingFarmsYohan11]

"we're going to watch people die inside. I can relate to that and most people can." You are very right.

[@timothycarlstead3664]

The fact that she used pickup lines was the greatest thing ever. It really made me smile.

[@Raineismeee]

2:25 THEY ARE LIVING MY DREAM LIFE

[@memento_mori11]

Your videos make me feel emotions!

[@maggiemae3097]

Oml I can't. Your laughing is SO CONTAGIOUS

[@hellohellohellohello651]

The fact that Kris is the only KZbinr who constantly compliments us makes her special ♥️♥️♥️

[@annaYnation2554]

Adrien Agreste o.o

[@applepie8291]

She’s just a friend

[@annaYnation2554]

@@applepie8291 Duhh marinette is JuSt A fRiEND

[@hellohellohellohello651]

@@annaYnation2554 yea duh what else is she

[@kathrynhicks330]

no Marinette's just a FRIEND that likes fashion.

[@Linsanity-nx9pe]

Sometimes I feel completely drained and over stimulated by everything. So I go to ur channel and just feel the positive vibes. Thank you for all ur work and for making so many of us smile

[@kai1765]

“We are watching people dIE… inside” I loved the way you said that haha I thought I was going to be a different video for a second there

[@kimberlycopeland9182]

Kris, i have been upset since friday and today is saturday and part of my sadness has been cuured from just watching your videos!

[@maimuticabobo41]

Can we all just agree that Kris can make anybody even in the worst mood fell so much better

[@jellynataleye9876]

I'm struggling so much with school and friend/family problems rn and Kris never fails to make me laugh and make me forget about it :)

[@cabman86]

Every time the ketchup farts for me I look around and apologize.

[@kinda_cold_in_the_closet]

3:52 It seems like you hit your solar plexus. It's located right underneath where your ribcages meet, and it's part of the diaphragm. It stuns you for a few seconds as well as knocks out your breath. It increases pressure inside your abdomen, so hitting it is hitting a pressure point, and the pain you feel from the impact is the pressure being released. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk lol

[@umbreonattack]

SOIENCE BIOTCH ( I love everything biology i shall one day randomly shout this knowledge to my friends thank you)

[@piripipopircalita]

Kris: “Hey do you live on mars cause you’re out of this world.” This will forever be my pick-up line

[@mydoggylives]

The singing husky and the piano cat were the MVPs here! I was crying laughing! 🤣🤣

[@drmujtabashaikh8]

We can all agree that Kris never disappoints us with his her content

[@storm1229]

Yes

[@Corpse67]

Yes. We can agreeee >:D

[@asterpastel2.09]

Agreed

[@Golden3_]

Yes

[@kallmekris]

Yay😂❤️

[@sweetea742]

6:07 try to tip the table over and make the glass fall out or y’know, just break it

[@ImAllGood]

I fr love ur vids so much

[@raynesalyer8629]

I am sick and you made my day so much better thank you 😊

[@WillowTree1122]

Kris, I don’t know why you always undermine yourself. Look at how good you are doing on line. I don’t like seeing you say bad things about yourself, it makes me sad.

[@felixiselsa]

5:37 it’s the scream near the end for me LMAOOO

[@Basshead304]

Always love you Kris

[@melindacloninger9071]

KRIS JS KNOW WE ALL LOVE U GURLYYYYY

[@snolarrr5356]

9:32 accracy 100%

[@txlljh2857]

9:24 we don't have a stairs but all my joints started cracking when I started doing the tippy toes LMAO

[@kiricandraw2249]

Omg Kris just makes content that can make u happy any time🙏😌✨💅🎉⭐️😂🤩🤩🤩😇

[@markwertzberger4966]

Kris I love your videos you crack me up 😂😂😂

[@S0URC4ND7]

**Kris Talking About Her Jellyfish Lamp** Me: **Interested** Kris: This is Freddie And This Is *Stevi(e)* Me: AM I ONE OF HER JELLYFISHES?! ( Implying To The Jellyfish Named Stevi(e) )

[@maelpsng]

0:16 idc what u feel gravity or not, if it's u it's already a *YES*

[@yaniboy93]

I don't know what's funnier, an ad break cutting you off at "and my next mission is to explore your-" *Ad break* or coming out of the break to hear you finish off with Uranus xD

[@amandariso3021]

5:54 the best one so far

[@tinytiny7044]

Where I used to live, there was this wildlife resort, where a bunch of elk, deer, and a lot of other animals including bison just roamed around freely like that. There was a Gravel road leading through the park that you could drive on to see all of the animals if you were lucky. Yes, yes - I am aware of how unsafe this sounds - and yeah it was 🥲 but it was really fun and cool. It was pretty scary, when a herd of 20 bison surrounded your car, but at least now I can say that I have pet a wild bison.

[@Kewlausgirl]

Jeezes lol. I remember going to a wildlife park in Tasmania (the little southern island state below Australia) when I was around 13? After walking around feeding Wallabies I decided to go into the feeding area where they had a couple of sheep, ponies and geese. It was their little farm area for kids. I was 13. I just started highschool. My parents were just roaming around..I think one sat down for a break... I mean I used to have kangaroos roaming wild in my back yard. I lived right near the bush. My relatives had huge properties with a couple of farms that I used to visit and help out.. Coz that's what you did when you visited lol Anyhow I started Giving the feed to the sheep, and goats but they were getting pretty demanding. Then the ponies and geese got wind of the food. Of course I was the only one there... It was the most tame area... It was just something to pass the time. And my parents watched from outside a 13 year old kid yelling, running across the field to get outside the pen.... With bloody really persistent sheep, goats and ponies chasing me down for the food lol. To be fair I tried to hold my own, but... I've always been pretty short... And when you have 2 sheep getting on their hind legs and pushing at you with their front hoofs... And then a pony butting it's head to you where they have almost successfully pushed you over onto the ground. Yeah. I wasn't getting trampled lol. I high tailed it out of there! I am not sure if there were staff near by at the time... I just remember being the only one in there. But I like to imagine that someone was on their break in one of the near by buildings just laughing their arses off as a teenage girl just runs away cursing as the farm animals ran after me.... Lol They were either really demanding little bastards... or they were really, really hungry. -_-

[@Kewlausgirl]

I cannot imagine having done that with Bison though lol. They would have trampled me. But maybe it's different being in the car lol

[@tinytiny7044]

@@Kewlausgirl hehe yeah

[@MG-Raiden]

@@Kewlausgirl I’ve never seen someone mix Jesus with jeez to create jeezes.

[@dragoon7784]

I was laughing so dam hard that my abs now hurt 😂 thanks Kriss for making your videos ❤ hope you find happiness soon

[@harry_potter3093]

Great pickup lines kris

[@d4flol623]

I love how kris sometimes says some weird but funny compliments at the beginning of the video it just makes my day.

[@ryanthompson5576]

I really loved the cheesy pick up lines, Kris! As always, your reactions and jokes make my day!

[@kallmekris_bigfan1180]

To kris My names grace and I have anxiety and I just wanted to let you know how much you've helped me be happy and make me laugh I've started to make my own characters just like you!!!!! I've came up with jasmine the bookworm really smart and Alison the mean girl in preschool and a few more so I just want to say thank you!!

[@kingboarhog]

I did not realize you were Canadian! (Me too!) Such funny stuff.