Trying DUMB 5 Minute Crafts

These are actually pretty funny to try. Let me know if you enjoyed the video by hitting the LIKE and SUB button! Let me know what else you want to see in the comments below!
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[@kallmekris]

The Fire got a little out of hand lol but these were fun! Like the video if you enjoyed! 😄

[@yoongimarryme1342]

Yo kris

[@rishvify]

I miss your streams kris💞🤪

[@dexterkelseyhughes427]

Nice vid

[@itzmona7]

Hi kris's ilyy

[@zero_xx70]

Hi :)

[@SirWonkotheSane]

And here we see a young Canadian woman's slow but accelerating decent into madness. We love you Kris.

[@the_kitcat]

Couldnt be truer

[@sadra9252]

How can something be so dark and funny at the same time😂🤣 I love dark humor

[@riko3072]

The things she does for us 😂 🤚

[@westzed23]

I had to read that in a nature announcer voice. "Over here she is now walking through the forest looking for a puddle."

[@robercoli6136]

Must be the abstinence...

[@thecomorbiditycurator8018]

Kris: paranoid about buying condoms despite being an adult also Kris: comfortably makes "just the tip" jokes

[@Vaniilynn_]

LMAO TRUE

[@celesviamelora18]

Sometimes I really found that she's still kinda has that young innocent girl's vibe in her adult body 😂 Idk

[@Arisxgon]

@@celesviamelora18 so what is a condom used for anyway

[@Arisxgon]

@Frosted why are you saying umm

[@Arisxgon]

@Frosted 14 almost 15

[@naaulemic13]

i almost choked on my pear when she said "dont try this on kids" thats how funny u r Kris, thanks for making us all laugh❤️

[@Theoneauthor123]

"We get to light sshhhit on FFIIYAAAAAA" really got me, keep it up kris, you are AMAZING

[@chimeravids7397]

"Dont try these on kids!" Had me dying! I was eating at the time of watching this and I almost choked. It brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard. Thank you, Kris, for brightening our day!

[@christinalandgren6161]

same here

[@aprillundberg1197]

Same! I had just taken a bite of a powdered sugar doughnut and blew out a cloud of powdered sugar when I laughed. Caught me off guard lol.

[@dea_6x348]

I swear Kris got first, and secondhand embarrassment by making this video. She really is jumping over those extra hurdles just for us, much love 💛

[@LovveLivvy]

"Uh! She's burnt, she's CRISPY." I replayed that scene like 50 times lol. also... "WE GET TO LIGHT MORE S*** ON FIRE LETS GOO!"

[@Audrey-iu4xf]

Only tru kris fans can like this comment

[@ryanthompson5576]

The fact that Kris has no faith in 5 minute crafts, but does it anyway for the sake of comedy! I love it 😍 thank you for always making my day Kris 💕

[@simonaslavikova165]

My to😍

[@faithvital6986]

Yeah I’m not there because in faith

[@Randomperson-tl8qu]

We need the likes to be the same!!

[@Randomperson-tl8qu]

This comment section is almost an lost cause

[@Meddyv2]

Yeah thats the point of it, evryone does that

[@haqilahhashim991]

When you actually feel insecure about your nose and hearing some compliments about them just made my day . Love you Kris

[@mushroomlover479]

Same

[@shianascarlett628]

same i was about to comment that lol

[@leonaplayz923]

Im one of those ppl whos insecure abt their nose but anyway its fine kris likes it LMAO

[@mazgoncek]

I really like Kris tells a compliment on the start of the videos bc it fixes my mood right away and I need to smile at it. If you will read this Kris, please don't stop with them.

[@Thegrimreapersadvocate]

you and brandon ferris would be absolutely HILARIOUS together!!

[@lucasmedeiros2311]

Every use of "thats what she said" kris uses is pure gold and her personality is just amazing

[@katelynseiple5995]

“My hair is gonna smell like middle aged women’s armpits.” Oh my word. You’re the best, Kris! 🤣

[@smhjoe]

gather round children! crazy white lady is outside walmart lighting chips on fire! 😮

[@sengajermyn9914]

the 261 like was me

[@StillLivin1]

"OMG" you sound like fat Amy from pitch perfect

[@themeshricos4324]

I agree lol

[@themeshricos4324]

@@sengajermyn9914 and the 605 was me ❤

[@John_1920]

05:37 Those kinds of chips are an excellent fire starter for when you don't have any dry kindling or non-natural fire starter products to use, but have to get a fire started. Normally you would place some logs in a tipi tent formation around the chips, and you would place whatever other kind of kindling onto the chips that you might have. Don't forget to find various larger stones around your camping area to form a large enough circle with the stones touching each other around the fire, this will help decrease the chances of any accidental spread of fire, but you should always keep an eye on the fire, even up to 10 minutes - or longer - after you douse it as there might still be small hidden embers that could potentially reignite the fire.

[@laser8389]

Adding to this that they'll catch easier but burn faster if you crumble them, so you could do that with some as a starter which would then catch the full chips to twigs to sticks to logs.

[@makaylatapia]

"WE GET TO LIGHT MORE SH*T ON FIRE!" literally me 😭😭❤

[@AlexGarcia-es9fl]

"We get to light shit on fire!" Right into seeing Kevin being so well behaved. Melting my heart ❤️

[@caffeinesystem]

Kris, about her feet being on camera: "This is gonna end up on site that isn't KZbin." Also Kris, moments later: "Let's see if I can put my leg behind my head--wow, I'm flexible!" 😂

[@fictionalbeauty]

That's what I was thinking, lol.

[@kendrikhawk7436]

But she's "celibate"... lol.

[@kendrikhawk7436]

@@tacolover4968 Yeah, I realized my mistake later, but didn't bother correcting it. Lol.

[@bm-ww8kb]

@@kendrikhawk7436 she prefers 'abstinent' lol

[@samanthaweber512]

kris has brought me so much joy within this past hour, im 14 and im going through my first love heartbreak and because of her video , i have laughed

[@theplushiecrew1486]

I’m 14 too and Kris intensely boosts my self-esteem. So sorry to hear about your heartbreak.

[@simplysage6761]

im 14 as well and going thru my first love heartbreak and im here to have a laugh

[@Shakesey_P]

5:08 yeah I'd be a little scared to go to that concert 😢

[@Fluffy16945]

Love her little compliments, it always makes me feel a little better about myself🥰

[@johnjo3409]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3-cf4Cjp9SGh9U No home

[@elizabethmcdowell1561]

Lol same

[@shinypearl7745]

Same!!

[@mohishamehta7921]

I love how she is just herself and makes everyone's day better. Thanks a lot Kris🥺♥️

[@hearts.4.sum.xoxo.]

Yes she is amazing! When she complimented us like about our nose she made my day.

[@aleshaplayzroblox7562]

Yeah

[@jbearsister175]

Yeah so true

[@ManSucker9000]

Is it just me or im tempted to click this shit

[@thefoxnamedalea8554]

Why is there so much BOTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@annatuliainen1644]

Does someone else love when she compliments us??? ❤ love you kris ❤❤

[@Permafrostkeys2]

I just love the choice in music while driving! Although she is essentially the BEST at making some hilarious comments and remarks towards 5 minute crafts.

[@staceysmith9162]

I could feel the anxiety when she had to do her hair 😂 this woman has got guts and glory that’s for sure!

[@Pancake227]

Yep

[@noahweese6577]

True🖕🏾

[@theplushiecrew1486]

Kris’s compliments are the only thing keeping my self-esteem alive. They always make my day!

[@HuTao_chan45]

"she's burnt, she's crispy👁️👄👁️"this really had me rolling on the floor🤣💀

[@matthewcnorris]

How could anyone not like this? Kris went WAY above and beyond her norm in making this video. 😃

[@thathopelessromantic]

right?

[@omtotheg]

Yeees btw I was ur 100th like!

[@gailballard3288]

She even sprained her ancle!

[@wingeddemon5070]

Other people blowing out candles: “I wish for a pony!” Kris: *please don’t light my house on fire*

[@38o8]

kris is a type of person to comfort people like * dont worry your not a trash can its a trash can not trash cannot

[@goodvibesalways1234]

Sharpie: Lights up Kris: Turns into an owl

[@adminuser5502]

Kris: I probably look like a weirdo... Deborah: She's at it again Tom!! Edit: Holy s*** this is my most liked comment, thanks so freaking much guys. I didn't think that this would get this many likes. 💖💕

[@ashlynngarrison641]

Lol!

[@SofiaElizabeth06]

Tom: Woman! Stop please!

[@editor_ducky_oreo]

OMg she better make a tiktok of the creepy neighbor watching her doing the chip fire

[@jessicacesar3274]

Her going back into the grocery store to get these must feel very weird lol her in the car just jamming out

[@just_an_oc]

Deborah: honey, get the gun.

[@MillysUniverse]

Let’s just take a moment to realize how much Auntie Kris loves us just to put herself through that stuff just so we could be happy 🥺💙 I love you Auntie Kris and thank you for everything you’ve done for us for this video, the ones before, and the ones after

[@Reckyyy.]

MAMA KRIS

[@robinxxx6081]

She liked!😀😀😊😊

[@cherylshloul5895]

This girl is comedic genius! You should be on tv too! Like SNL or something... You are truly hilarious gurl... You make my day. And a shout out for your music skills... Nice vocals in the car!

[@lillisbooknook7384]

The entire duck tape foot scene killed me

[@Endless-Vids]

The fact she actually went out to get stuff for “hacks” that don’t even work is true dedication respect ✊

[@audreemaurice4899]

Welll the condom and chips hacks did works xD haha she almost set fire at her backyard with the chips 😂😂😂

[@GilmoreGirlsForever]

Ikr respect ✊🏻

[@dreamdonut0003]

Hey remember me 😊 I changed my profile pic and I'm thinking about changing my KZbinr username EDIT: I just wanted to say hi 😊

[@Endless-Vids]

@@dreamdonut0003 hi! I couldn’t pin or heart this comment but I liked and now replied🤗

[@dreamdonut0003]

@@Endless-Vids thanks 😊☺️ have a great day 😊

[@roseface]

My favourite part of this series by far is how Kris doesn’t prep what she needs in advance 💀

[@Soul-ke9gd]

But there's no fun if she already watched the video.

[@TheRatOverlord]

@@Soul-ke9gd true

[@aquaz.marina.777]

Oh well the videos still great! :)

[@Thats_nat]

Kris b being her iconic self😂😂❤❤

[@AllWithA]

This video is proof that anything can be fuel for a fire if you try hard enough.

[@Alarna4812]

Is no one gonna talk about how GOOD kris is at singing????????

[@lynseyhoughton7889]

I know!!

[@andreaadams6257]

Fr!!!

[@adamandmelissahoffman3343]

I know wow

[@HarryPotterFan322]

Yes

[@littleblin4ik279]

Yes

[@tiawilcox2077]

okay but y’all gotta agree, kris’s compliments always make your day better 🙃

[@johnjo3409]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3-cf4Cjp9SGh9U No home ....

[@maybeinsha]

yeah they do !

[@princehyunjin2877]

True✨, I just wanna say one more thing... *Jay likes corn*

[@Joey-fo4ut]

Her saying I have the cutest nose made my day, I had to get forty stitches in my nose because of a dog accident, so I have bad scar tissue and I'm not very confident about my appearance because of it, thank you kris❤❤❤❤

[@Lemon-editzzz]

5:45 “WE GET TO LIGHT MIRE SHIT OF FIRE! LETS GOOO” -wise words of kallmekriss💀

[@christophervollmer8723]

When she said “gather round children, crazy white lady is outside Walmart lighting Tostitos on fire” it killed me 😂

[@samanthaj1360]

Same

[@Lunar_3clipse51]

best thing she has said😂

[@Lily-mm3xk]

than you

[@lilg8725]

I enjoyed it it was funny, she burned chips on fire, imagine if someone just saw that

[@LMCorvinus]

Especially since I would, in fact, gather round to watch that 🤣🤣🤣

[@ashlynngarrison641]

Kris: setting chips on fire laughing like a maniac Deborah: She's at it again Tom!! Oh my, guys thank you for the likes. I've never had this much- now quite sure how to react here

[@sudheer8745]

Tom: he's all fit? well thats good for him Deborah: no tom *SHE'S AT IT* Tom: What? Deborah: Just forget it tom, I'm calling the police

[@zombbiiiiieeeee]

😂😂😂😂

[@bobbeestewart660]

Lol 😂

[@ninaboulay2430]

Tom:why are you filming him Deborah:I don't know we might need evidence imcalling the police

[@ashlynngarrison641]

@@ninaboulay2430 Or maybe Deborah has her own Channel.....🤔

[@Abby-kl3be]

I had been laughing almost the entire video but then when she said “gather round, a crazy white lady is setting Tostitos on fire”, and from then on I was wheezing the entire time she was hopping around the fire and was saying “No Kevin get away”. I was literally dying😂😂😂

[@user-ve6om6sb1m]

I love how Kris always compliments us love u kris❤

[@morganpeeper2775]

Agreed😊

[@morganpeeper2775]

Agreed😊

[@Graywinter-vz7zo]

Kris, the only person who does crazy things for us. She’s the champion of all time

[@EatMyPussy_]

Yaaas

[@emerala5292]

ever heard of the pain rankers, its even crazier

[@KATEKAT512]

You should watch lauranzside it’s cool too but I agree

[@EatMyPussy_]

@@KATEKAT512 o-k

[@okami_ketsuki6666]

I 💕 what sweetness everyone gets when I see her face on the days that are terrifying it always lights up the day love you Kris ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@erinadey1231]

We need a “in the kar with kris” that would be so funny like going around with with different guests🤯

[@bubulo3834]

OMG YESSS! I AGREE!

[@alyssamitchell6490]

Yesssss

[@talfranco6379]

Yesss

[@jatinbandhiwal1987]

I second that

[@joostvanderlee9569]

Yes!

[@kwhendrickson1074]

Lets take a minute to realize the stuff Kris does for us.

[@Vicc_M]

Kris has me blushin with every compliment

[@yash8960]

1:40 That sick beat and those moves...!!!🔥🔥

[@CallaLily5278]

Oml, this woman is the best confidence booster ever! She needs like 10m videos of her just complimenting us all. Like that would just be amazing

[@alexander_yoko]

Yeah, she was embarrassed to buy condoms, still she did it. That's the attitude! (I mean the second thing)

[@CallaLily5278]

@@alexander_yoko Ikr!! I just love this woman

[@Ghost-qy1sm]

I am insecure but then shes compliments it. And even tho i know shes not complimenting me specifically it still makes me feel good

[@CallaLily5278]

@@Ghost-qy1sm My anxiety does the same thing, it’s like “Y’know she’s not doing that directly to you” but the way she does it overpowers my anxiety. So watching her videos always make me feel better about myself. I have another creator I watch who does the same type of thing

[@projectr5651]

and damn she has a great voice like at 1:02 did you see that ? damnn

[@SunandStarsPJO]

1:36 was a whole rollercoaster of emotions

[@GuineaMom]

5:03 those sounds made me fall off my bed with laughter

[@Amarianee]

My great-grandmother was from Hungary and any time she said "knife" in English, she called it a "k-nif-ee." You just reminded me of that and it makes me smile. Apparently, there's not a lot of silent letters in Hungarian, and it drove her crazy how English has so many lol

[@aliviabush6854]

I love the way she always compliments her fans. It makes me feel better after a whole day of being insecure. 😢😍 I love Kris so much 🥰.

[@lewiscairns6206]

When I had a broken nose after rugby

[@Nehchul]

Her compliments literally make my day

[@mix-_-match8809]

'I'm gonna blow this whole place apart...but that's fine!' 😂😂😂

[@noface7958]

Every single time she compliments us, or sings, it makes each and every one of our days better. We love you kris!

[@sophieadams4038]

You have to admit whenever Kris posts you can assume she’s going to make us laugh and smile. She never lets us down. Love you Kris 💕💕💕💕

[@MI_Jadecraft]

Amen

[@iloveharrystyleslol]

why does kris give us complements but we don’t give her any I LOVE YOUR SMILE

[@JessicaNorris-qr7gu]

Kris and me have a obsession lighting things on fire .out of control 😂😂😂

[@lwright9690]

The "Gather 'round children, the crazy white lady is outside Walmart setting Tostitos on fire." Was what got me. 🤣🤣🤣 6:37 btw.

[@camilaperaltaangeles6548]

@Antoinette Dingledine Totally

[@alainalaniedougherty9161]

I wouldn't hesitate to do these with you. It looks so much fun to "try" and I love that you make yourself laugh the whole way through.

[@IProbablyHate_You]

6:13 “ oh hey Kevin you wanna light some chips on fire?” 😃 just sounds so psychopathicly funny

[@justbreathe5466]

"Heyyy Kevin! You wanna light some chips on fire??" 😂

[@Z0mb13-34ts-BrAInzZz]

Am I the only one who actually gains confidence when Kris says something nice- i'm extremely self conscious and I feel better about myself when I hear it.

[@bibiankka885]

Agreed. Strangely enough, I’m probably the most self conscious about my nose, so that was an absolutely lovely surprise. Kris really does stand out as one of the most personable, sweetest and professional KZbinrs.

[@kaibrooker6864]

"We get to light shit on fireeeeeeeee" the best quote ever. May i just say kris is absolutely amazing and hope you have an amazing day

[@littledemon3358]

i agree

[@theartofmakingitstuff]

Kris: I love how I’m asking questions but I’m alone and no one will answer them. Me: I love that I’m answering them through the screen even though you can’t hear and my answers are crap.

[@gachaalex1517]

Honestly, I love the way you talk. With the random shit you say. I do that too. Sometimes I feel like we're related then again, I'm just werird.

[@shamshadijaz9861]

Fun fact: When Kris is complimenting us at the start of the video, she is actually looking in the mirror and saying this to herself lol!!😸

[@cylpj5495]

Makes sense 🤣

[@kevinuharekzrut]

S i m p

[@dahyunisjypsdad3813]

9:18 damn those vocals

[@LOVEANGEL-hm6oj]

I love all the fire that was in this. -A Fire Enthusiast

[@DaisyMaravilla]

watching Kris ride in the car cured my depression

[@coolgirl5547]

I love that whenever Kris just is herself, she is amazing and funny, but whenever I try to be myself I just get embarrassed, anxious, and depressed. At least Kris makes my day better with each video she posts.❤️

[@help_urself5691]

Does anyone else just love it when she gives you those little compliments it brightens up my day thank you 😊

[@barryoddar4133]

"where is my k-nif" got me xD Kris is the bestest youtuber ever! i swear

[@ruthbotstein7698]

I love Chris for always complementing our noses😂😂😂

[@D_Dizzy_]

Kris made 2 road trips and ventured out into the wilderness for us AND put her foot into a dirty, bacterial mud puddle! Love this smart, strong willed, beautiful human bean! 🙌🏽

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

If that's not an ad for vessies I don't know what is

[@D_Dizzy_]

@Olive we are all human beans 😌

[@Lolli4Liberty]

Kris! You are the best “science” teacher I ever had doing these 5 minute crafts. 😂👍🏼 I feel so….educated. 🤣

[@sandrasanthosh6458]

Can you imagine kris making a character that worships 5 minute crafts like religiously

[@sharkieio]

6:35 "Gather around children the crazy white lady is litting tostitos on fire"

[@gre_ricc]

Can we appreciate the fact that Kris here is literally intoxicating herself for us like girl we love you but stay safe, those 5 min crafts don't seem very safe😩😭❤️

[@TayKel143]

The amount of torture Kris puts herself through for our entertainment 😅 We love the commitment. ❤️

[@PI33COLOREDRUI]

it brought me such joy when she complimented our noses because i'm SO self conscious about mine :)

[@lukakaps9548]

I love how normal people use oil or dish soap or actual lube, but five minute crafts insist that you need to finger a condom to get a ring of your finger. Pro tip: use lithium grease

[@mattheosprincess3087]

Kris: "Oh god it's getting really big" Also Kris: Proceeds to light the chips

[@zed5287]

That’s what she said

[@cupid_editz]

@@zed5287 my humour is broken

[@drdtryygugijhk4517]

That's what she said

[@Abejaved]

For brief moment, Kris understood what is it like for a guy to buy condoms and she resorted to the same tactics we use to mask the purchase, buy a bunch of other stuff

[@nonyabusiness3619]

But aren't guys usually proud to show their piers that they're about to get laid?

[@thecomorbiditycurator8018]

Why is that embarrassing? unless you're self conscious about condom size or just a super private person? But then again, this question is coming from someone who shamelessly waved around tampons in high school when teachers wouldn't let me take my backpack to the bathroom with me during class so 🤷‍♀️ I'm a bit lost in the shame/embarrassment department.

[@PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle]

@@thecomorbiditycurator8018 It's a private thing. We all know I have to shit, but I don't want to buy laxatives while letting the whole world know.

[@thecomorbiditycurator8018]

@@PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle yeah then it's just me that doesn't get it because I have no issue purchasing laxatives and everyone seeing. Constipation happens, it's part of life 🤷‍♀️ We all have bodies.

[@farlonmuentes6004]

@@thecomorbiditycurator8018 it's more of the size thing. men don't want other people knowing about their size base on the condom they buy. the small doesn't look good but that is the average size of most men.

[@thejunglekitchen]

It is spectacular that so many of these "hacks" involve situations where you have a complicated item, but not a simple, readily available one. Stuck in the woods and need to make a fire- don't use the abundant leaves and wood all around you- use your last packet of snacks! Stuck in the dark but somehow have no torch, candles or phone flashlight- but an enormous supply of sharpies? 5 minute crafts!

[@crazykupkakes2486]

Dude Kris never fails to make us laugh. I'm laughing for every one because of her reaction it's so funny!!

[@N.eats.ocs1]

Kris just being calm while listening to heavy metal is the funniest thing ever

[@thedutchdjentleman]

Also the most relatable thing ever.

[@idrawdaily3454]

Lol

[@_galaxystar_1455]

Lol

[@lollgodz9965]

I mean would be funnier if headbanging to classical music

[@alexfierro3140]

Poor Kevin seemed so confused about why his human was lighting food on fire. He's so good though, so well trained! My pups could never. 😆 Love you Kris! You're the best!

[@thinukaidamgodage]

#relatable

[@Funny_Fox602]

Love how she gets excited for the hacks that involve fire 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Amarsss-jf4dl]

"Gather round children, crazy white lady outside Walmart litting tostetos on fire" 😂😂😂

[@harperweyant6540]

Her compliment that she gives us at the beginning really just makes me feel self confident and makes my day amazing. Thank you kris!

[@harperweyant6540]

@@elle4702 girl what the heck

[@harperweyant6540]

@@elle4702 why you got an only fans I don’t want to be lookin at that🤮

[@DevinGanger]

Using chips as a firestarter is a great camping hack because they're so energy-dense. We used to do that in Boy Scouts. I used to use Cool Ranch Doritos since I never liked the way they tasted.

[@Scalara9]

Excuse you. Sir... Please apologize to the Doritos gods for this blasphemy! 😵

[@DevinGanger]

@@Scalara9 I said what I said.

[@DevinGanger]

@xPh3onix Nacho. Accept no substitutes.

[@xxhoneysucklexx1545]

@@DevinGanger I agree

[@lisagoins9218]

Come to my apartment Kris, I will go on a shopping spree to get you more stuff to burn. We can be Pyromaniacs together.

[@madelynsslimefactory2571]

The things that kris sacrifices for us 😅😂❤

[@eaker3036]

Me staying up all night also me: binge watching her