People Reveal The Weirdest Thing Their Roommate Has Ever Done

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@wickersticks
@wickersticks 5 жыл бұрын
The bro with the bunny pyjamas was adorable
@mistrex
@mistrex 5 жыл бұрын
Thought the same like aww i wonder what he is up to and why he did so, kinda hoping it reminded him of a pet or family he was missing etc. But yeah it was adorable
@josephmcdonagh8389
@josephmcdonagh8389 5 жыл бұрын
But when i have Squirtle in my bed it's "Creepy and pathetic." :(
@wickersticks
@wickersticks 5 жыл бұрын
@@josephmcdonagh8389 No that is also adorable, cuddling with plushies is always adorable, sweetheart 💕
@ottersaurus
@ottersaurus 5 жыл бұрын
What if it was a real Bunny he was hiding o.O
@wickersticks
@wickersticks 5 жыл бұрын
@@ottersaurus Who would be hiding a cute little bunny rabbit?
@blackmesa232323
@blackmesa232323 5 жыл бұрын
The ghost roommate seems like the ideal type of roommate imo
@davidfriedman9014
@davidfriedman9014 5 жыл бұрын
Yea, I was thinking the same. xd
@dagmar9788
@dagmar9788 5 жыл бұрын
I would 100% be that roomate
@exec_rigveda8299
@exec_rigveda8299 5 жыл бұрын
Im kinda am that type of roommate lol.Even more since i work at night and sleep all day.
@HazeEmry
@HazeEmry 5 жыл бұрын
It me
@MossTunic
@MossTunic 5 жыл бұрын
Before my fam moved in, my stepdad rented a room to a guy just like that except he was barely ever home. He would pay rent, never talk, and I'm talking barely be here during the week at all. My stepdad never asked what was up either.
@GeorgTheGr8
@GeorgTheGr8 5 жыл бұрын
*_I'm really curious about whatever secrets there were hidden on "Conversations with John"_*
@beamissiuna9551
@beamissiuna9551 5 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere...
@oofbekistan8469
@oofbekistan8469 5 жыл бұрын
@@beamissiuna9551 Stalker...
@ghostofmisao.
@ghostofmisao. 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I am too, that seems like a good way to pass time lol
@LowQualityLeon
@LowQualityLeon 5 жыл бұрын
I always run, but I always find you, why, why do I always find you.
@sparkyjohan
@sparkyjohan 5 жыл бұрын
I'm curious about how the guy that took Ambien got to his bed if he fell asleep in the livingroom. Did they roommate carry him there?
@stevenmckeown2274
@stevenmckeown2274 5 жыл бұрын
That's stuffed bunny one was cute
@SpaceMissile
@SpaceMissile 5 жыл бұрын
life is tough. everybody has their coping mechanisms. 😅
@logicaloverdrive8197
@logicaloverdrive8197 5 жыл бұрын
Steven Mckeown nice of the guy not to call him on it. If he sleeps with a bunny, that’s his business. And yeah spacemissile, life can be a bitch
@OrtonMusic
@OrtonMusic 5 жыл бұрын
I think possibly something to do with a deceased relative
@BothHands1
@BothHands1 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously!!! 😍😍😍
@BothHands1
@BothHands1 5 жыл бұрын
A2The Orton Or an ex that you're still hung up on, At least, i still have a stuffie like that. Took me years to put it in my closet and stop sleeping w/ it.
@CarpeNoctem135
@CarpeNoctem135 5 жыл бұрын
You kidding me? The “ghost” roommate sounds like the best roommate to have
@logicaloverdrive8197
@logicaloverdrive8197 5 жыл бұрын
Carpe Noctem keeps to himself, doesn’t bother you, presumably eats out or somewhere else since he doesn’t visibly eat. Washes his shit and keeps his space clean, *and isn’t late on the rent?* This is the perfect image of a roommate.
@qm230
@qm230 5 жыл бұрын
I want to be the ghost... Simple job gaming friends and reliable life
@f.i.r.e.5119
@f.i.r.e.5119 5 жыл бұрын
Well, it's admittedly strange that he doesn't even talk at dinner.
@owenferrera7295
@owenferrera7295 5 жыл бұрын
@@f.i.r.e.5119 i mean, theres nothing much to talk about so it's kinda pointless. he might be really shy. i think i will be a ghost roommate if i get into a situation like that
@rawrisiloveuindinify
@rawrisiloveuindinify 5 жыл бұрын
Vampire
@yousefghuniem5575
@yousefghuniem5575 5 жыл бұрын
My roommate told me not to touch the "collection" Dude had 5 shiny rocks
@r.r815
@r.r815 5 жыл бұрын
Don't touch the damn collection, it's not hard to understand
@yousefghuniem5575
@yousefghuniem5575 5 жыл бұрын
@@r.r815 it's so shiny
@ahunkytortoise4560
@ahunkytortoise4560 5 жыл бұрын
He worked diligently to obtain that collection, best to respect his wishes.
@uncrownedking3272
@uncrownedking3272 5 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous Person Lmao. You almost killed me😂💀
@ShadowHawk24Real
@ShadowHawk24Real 5 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous Person you killed me with that and I possessed my phone.
@whitepearlreaper
@whitepearlreaper 5 жыл бұрын
My college roommate smoked teabags because they were allergic to marijuana and so upset about it.
@amandac8836
@amandac8836 5 жыл бұрын
This comment killed me 😂
@MrInstantRamen
@MrInstantRamen 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao I didn't even know you can be allergic to marijuana lol
@redking36
@redking36 5 жыл бұрын
Hol up lemme jus light this *GREEN TEA*
@TimoKanal
@TimoKanal 5 жыл бұрын
@@redking36 I'm dying LMAO 😂
@BothHands1
@BothHands1 5 жыл бұрын
ANd ThaTs tHe TEa sIS
@ExTess
@ExTess 5 жыл бұрын
One of my first roommates in college scared the living hell out of me one night. We all shared one room, with a bathroom and closet on one side of the wall and a line of desks and beds on the other. It was probably around 2AM, I had just walked out of the bathroom to go back to bed. Didn't want to wake up the other guys, so I crept out slowly in the dark towards my bed. Suddenly one of them jerks straight up, sitting forward and facing me. I froze in place, praying to God I didn't spook him or something. But without turning or moving, he just starts bellowing with laughter. If I hadn't just walked out of the bathroom I would have wet myself. He was so loud I was surprised the third roommate didn't wake up, and after about thirty full seconds of laughter he just lays back down, out like a light. Didn't go back to sleep for a bit after that. When I told him about it the next morning, he looked clueless. Nevertheless, I made sure to pee before going to bed after that...
@TheMaabusAdmiral
@TheMaabusAdmiral 5 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, people say i do this all the time
@bkhai1041
@bkhai1041 5 жыл бұрын
Seems like a lot of people do weird shit sometimes when knocked the fuck out. I figure talking/laughing in your sleep is the most common one, though. It weirded me out the first time, but a lot of people do it, apparently. Can't expect them to remember because they're still asleep.
@itsmilicaaaa
@itsmilicaaaa 5 жыл бұрын
I did this a couple of times to my roommates. First I got up and started talking gibberish and the second time I played music very loudly in he middle of the night. They told me each time what I did, I first thought they were playing me
@lagggoat7170
@lagggoat7170 5 жыл бұрын
My brother and I both sleep talk and I also sleep walk. Parents find it funny
@alaplaya5
@alaplaya5 5 жыл бұрын
I wake up when someone comes to near to me (don’t know why). One evening, while I was sleeping, my mother entered my room because she was searching for something. I didn’t heard anything but still my eyes just opened and I starred at my mother without moving. She looked at me for like 3 seconds and closed the door and quickly went back to her room 😂 I think I scared the hell out of her
@ktkennedy7421
@ktkennedy7421 5 жыл бұрын
Don't have a roommate, but I once woke up to my little brother sitting on my chest and pulling my eyebrow hairs out
@Nishantbhardwaj97
@Nishantbhardwaj97 5 жыл бұрын
WTF
@alaplaya5
@alaplaya5 5 жыл бұрын
What kind of kink is that?!
@ktkennedy7421
@ktkennedy7421 5 жыл бұрын
@@alaplaya5 Not a kink, april fools day prank
@alaplaya5
@alaplaya5 5 жыл бұрын
Actually a Chicken Nugget thank god
@ktkennedy7421
@ktkennedy7421 5 жыл бұрын
@@alaplaya5 I lost half my eyebrow that day, why you thanking god?😁
@bread8609
@bread8609 5 жыл бұрын
Call center job...gets a ride to work no fam no relationship yeah that's a hit man dude
@kumar1400
@kumar1400 5 жыл бұрын
Possiblities are high
@bluefalconssuck5881
@bluefalconssuck5881 5 жыл бұрын
My very 1st thought on hearing that story.
@BlogVomMax
@BlogVomMax 5 жыл бұрын
Skurrcules also hes super tidy. Weird thing for someone without friends who never leaves the room
@logicaloverdrive8197
@logicaloverdrive8197 5 жыл бұрын
Skurrcules “occasionally leaves for conventions.” Wait...
@proinsiascassidy2888
@proinsiascassidy2888 5 жыл бұрын
I pegged the guy who never broke eye contact with his crapping room mate for a killer, but that does make sense too.
@leonardoresende3232
@leonardoresende3232 5 жыл бұрын
That ghost roommate sounds like such a nice guy , pay his rents on time , always keep his place clean , never asks for anything , maaan he looks like he a really chill guy to be friend with it
@lowlife1368
@lowlife1368 5 жыл бұрын
Hockey player with the bunny was cute
@killjoytw1nk
@killjoytw1nk 4 жыл бұрын
True it was adorable
@cindiadkins9510
@cindiadkins9510 5 жыл бұрын
my roommate used to literally use an entire roll of toilet paper per bathroom use, idk if she was eating it or what but a whole roll per use? nah
@melelconquistador
@melelconquistador 5 жыл бұрын
Could have offered her baby wipes.
@BothHands1
@BothHands1 5 жыл бұрын
Cindi ahahahahahah that's insane! And here's me, carefully folding 2 squares in half, and in half again to get a nice even rectangle that isn't wasteful 😅
@filippians413
@filippians413 5 жыл бұрын
Damn thats expensive
@kaelyns6170
@kaelyns6170 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe she had OCD
@cindiadkins9510
@cindiadkins9510 5 жыл бұрын
Kaelyn S she didn’t
@ElectricHyenas
@ElectricHyenas 5 жыл бұрын
I was that roommate. I had recently moved into a new house at university with all new roommates. I was just chilling on my bed with my laptop when I got a text informing me that a friend had committed suicide. I just sat there, stunned, until I heard a knock on the door, and the next second I had somehow moved from my bed to the door with the knob in my hand, and I opened it. One of my new roommates was there asking something about her missing tupperware lids, and in the middle of her sentence I burst out crying. Like, hysterically. She was clearly weirded out, so I just apologized and shut the door. I hope she found her tupperware lids.
@Dean0ne
@Dean0ne 5 жыл бұрын
i'm so sorry for your loss. it sounds like it really hit you deep
@planetvnus
@planetvnus 5 жыл бұрын
i’m sorry for your loss omg :(
@thischannelexistsforsomere9584
@thischannelexistsforsomere9584 5 жыл бұрын
I am sorry for your loss.
@tamarlambert6121
@tamarlambert6121 5 жыл бұрын
The hockey player with the stuffed bunny isn't wierd, he's adorable
@Flashflame00
@Flashflame00 5 жыл бұрын
The guy with the boots wants to be the world's greatest fry cook. Leave him be
@pws3rd170
@pws3rd170 5 жыл бұрын
That makes no sense but I agree that people should leave him alone, he works hard and that's what you wear in that field of work, it might be required to be that color or be company supplied
@josephnyy86
@josephnyy86 5 жыл бұрын
@@pws3rd170 It's a reference to a cartoon show.
@Flashflame00
@Flashflame00 5 жыл бұрын
@@josephnyy86 Ding ding ding! That is correct. *Squeak*
@leroy_jenkenz1541
@leroy_jenkenz1541 5 жыл бұрын
Redwings are comfortable as hell
@johnsonken96
@johnsonken96 5 жыл бұрын
and freaking expensive
@RazorsRide
@RazorsRide 5 жыл бұрын
SUGGESTION: Why not putting these with white text on black background, to ease the eye in night time? Thanks for the uploads though!
@helloofthebeach
@helloofthebeach 5 жыл бұрын
He's just taking screenshots directly from reddit using the default theme. White text on black background is definitely way easier to read but you know a lot of people would whine about it.
@SamirCCat
@SamirCCat 5 жыл бұрын
That would strain my eyes more. And everyone doesn't see the video at night.
@Nightwalk444
@Nightwalk444 5 жыл бұрын
Black background or else you guys are racist
@potatosalad3097
@potatosalad3097 5 жыл бұрын
Thomas It’s bad for your eyes to turn the lights off and use your device in the dark. I’ve always done that and now I have 1/20 vision. If you insist, just invert the colours on settings if you use IOS.
@SamirCCat
@SamirCCat 5 жыл бұрын
@@potatosalad3097 I doubt that's the reason you have impared vision, but yes, it's not good for your eyes.
@DaDennyH
@DaDennyH 5 жыл бұрын
KLOMP KLOMP
@MiniMia48
@MiniMia48 4 жыл бұрын
This is so random yet I love it-
@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@oofbekistan8469
@oofbekistan8469 5 жыл бұрын
Garfeild doll taped to the ceiling fan, while the Space Jam theme is playing.
@mynameismiel3088
@mynameismiel3088 5 жыл бұрын
Crackhead energy
@kermitii3294
@kermitii3294 5 жыл бұрын
Careful he's a hero
@mrsecurity4068
@mrsecurity4068 5 жыл бұрын
Gorefield Gameboy'd part 1-5
@nightcrawlr1035
@nightcrawlr1035 5 жыл бұрын
Once a man finds I nice pair of boots you never change I have 3 pairs of the same boots
@dingdongurwrong7720
@dingdongurwrong7720 5 жыл бұрын
Deeno boys we found him
@kitsunekaze93
@kitsunekaze93 5 жыл бұрын
i agree! bought three pairs of amazingly comfortable goretex boots, i was devestated when the last pair of wore out... couldnt find the same model at any local shoe store after that
@bluefalconssuck5881
@bluefalconssuck5881 5 жыл бұрын
Yup, worn RedWings for about 2 decades. Got rather upset (twice) when they discontinued the ones I'd gotten used to. Old boots become "no tie house slippers". Boots are for standing your ground. Tennis shoes are for running away.
@percy1352
@percy1352 5 жыл бұрын
@@bluefalconssuck5881 I wear my boots every day and used to untie my boots every night when I got home to make them like slippers til I just got a side zipper pair now it's so easy to go from laced up boots to house slippers in a second
@pws3rd170
@pws3rd170 5 жыл бұрын
I love boots. Honestly I hate when mine wear out and I need new ones. It's all I wear. I actually bought 1 pair of slip on tennis shoes and athletic shorts bc I started working out and the gym said No boots No blue jeans. My tennis shoes live in the car. I even have dress boots too. My Yankee teacher didn't understand it when I showed up at a competition where you had to be dressed up.
@mahjarahman
@mahjarahman 5 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel bad for 'The Ghost'? 4:32
@cooperdickey5785
@cooperdickey5785 5 жыл бұрын
Mahja Rahman idk
@Dean0ne
@Dean0ne 5 жыл бұрын
@Smut Brush i got kicked out of a shared flat because i was kind of a ghost. after i've lived there for less than 2 months. i always kept everything tidy and clean. tried to not bother anyone. had a depressive episode during which i stayed in my room even more than usually for about two weeks, but it's not like i did that on purpose. the reason they kicked me out was because i wasn't participating in living together as much as they wanted. which i get in a way, but kicking me out when my depression got worse was really low of them in my opinion.
@sks17873
@sks17873 5 жыл бұрын
Claudio Viola that really sucks. If the person is paying rent on time, being respectful, and keeping their designated space clean, they should be allowed to stay.
@proudtobeme1ashkente
@proudtobeme1ashkente 5 жыл бұрын
@Smut Brush But at least there are two top comments under this video with hundreds of likes praising this kind of roommate. And I'd also greatly appreciate them as I am sort of similar (not as tidy though and stay mostly at home).
@andietheviolist9177
@andietheviolist9177 5 жыл бұрын
Smut Brush if you check the comments, some people say “This sounds like my ideal roommate!”
@janakiramr7631
@janakiramr7631 5 жыл бұрын
My previous roomate (2 years agp),, thought it would be funny to call my parents and tell them i had passed away in my sleep... no wonder he was arrested last month.
@peytonsharp6159
@peytonsharp6159 5 жыл бұрын
whoa, do you what he was arrested for?
@hahayuck2169
@hahayuck2169 2 жыл бұрын
why was he arrested lmao 💀
@larslego3638
@larslego3638 5 жыл бұрын
2:50 the problem I have in the Sims 4....
@blame_day
@blame_day 5 жыл бұрын
Someone gets it
@lucasmoore5969
@lucasmoore5969 5 жыл бұрын
No matter what happens somethings should never be talked about with friends
@Maddie-ri8ct
@Maddie-ri8ct 5 жыл бұрын
I used to be a weird roommate, but not on purpose. When I was at boarding school I used to black-out. Like sit down to do something, and then suddenly snap around and it would be like 3 hours later and I’d still be in the same position and wouldn’t have gotten anything done. I also used to pass out a lot. My mental health went downhill, so I went back home for a few weeks over Easter and the episodes stopped. When I went back to school, they restarted. I left that school at the end of the school year and i haven’t blacked-out like that since. We found out that the passing out was due to me being anaemic, but we never found out what the cause of the blacking-out was.
@AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHs
@AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHs 5 жыл бұрын
Cookifa I blackout a lot too. It mostly happens during class, while I’m doing homework, or if I’m in a car. I once missed my bus stop by 10 miles once.
@scillaburton7160
@scillaburton7160 5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say absence seizures because that would only be a few minutes. Glad you are ok now.
@Soitisisit
@Soitisisit 5 жыл бұрын
Stress. I used to have episodes where I'd have difficulty speaking when I was in college and the occasional collapsing spell. You'd just find me on the floor because I'd lay down and spread eagle to avoid getting hurt falling over. I"d do that for several minutes, waiting until I felt okay to stand up. No known medical cause because I went to doctors and had blood work done to find out. Haven't had any episodes like that since. Could also be because of all the edgelords and wiccan experimenters summoning demons too, ig. Or ghosts. But it's probably just college stress, lol. It's a special kind of stressful.
@Arboreals
@Arboreals 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, if you have anxiety, long-term stress, or a family history of depression or PTSD that's probably what caused the random blackout periods. They're usually triggered by you getting stressed out or having stress "running in the background" too long, so when you switch from a high-energy environment to a low-energy environment you just go Blank. Pretty common experience, also happens to a lot of people who work really long shifts of monotonous work (ex. cashiers, accounting, etc). Usually the best treatment for them is just to leave the environment causing the "background" stress, which is why the episodes would have stopped for you when you went home for Easter and returned when you went back. TL;DR you're not going crazy, that school just took more energy out of you than you thought.
@Arboreals
@Arboreals 5 жыл бұрын
It's basically just the mental equivalent of your gas tank running empty. You just kinda sit there with nothing going on up there until you get enough energy back to turn the engine back on.
@vAqeii
@vAqeii 5 жыл бұрын
They wanted to download minecraft on our computer but they downloaded a virus instead
@holisticpsychologybyobrien
@holisticpsychologybyobrien 5 жыл бұрын
I would want to have a virus instead of Minecraft in case someone ever hacked into my computer.
@themustachioedfish5988
@themustachioedfish5988 5 жыл бұрын
@@holisticpsychologybyobrien Hey, Minecraft's updates have been stepping up in quality recently. The cringy five year olds have all moved on to Apex or whatever, so now the fandom is like how it was before they arrived.
@TheJjcczz
@TheJjcczz 5 жыл бұрын
vAqeii How do you screw up downloading Minecraft? That's like downloading a game from steam and having turn out to be a virus
@bellflowersimp2827
@bellflowersimp2827 5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@SirentNite
@SirentNite 5 жыл бұрын
TheJjcczz They probably tried downloading it for free
@Zane618
@Zane618 5 жыл бұрын
Ask people on Reddit what prank they did on a person that they wished they haven't done
@laurelkuyon2556
@laurelkuyon2556 5 жыл бұрын
The ghost one isn’t that weird. in fact he’s the best roommate to have
@-4subscriberswithahammerad521
@-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 жыл бұрын
They gave me some toothpaste saying it was unicorn vomit
@oofbekistan8469
@oofbekistan8469 5 жыл бұрын
What flavor?
@singtalklaughli8999
@singtalklaughli8999 5 жыл бұрын
@@oofbekistan8469 vomit
@oofbekistan8469
@oofbekistan8469 5 жыл бұрын
@@singtalklaughli8999 Snack
@departingHyacinth
@departingHyacinth 5 жыл бұрын
@@oofbekistan8469 Meat
@oofbekistan8469
@oofbekistan8469 5 жыл бұрын
@@departingHyacinth Snack
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how a room could be someones mate rooms are just inanimate objects
@thomasturner6980
@thomasturner6980 5 жыл бұрын
I have heard a room talk to me before so I would say that's proof that rooms are actually living
@shinnyboppers9802
@shinnyboppers9802 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah my window has talked to me late at night so maybe the room is just shy
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 жыл бұрын
@@thomasturner6980 dang, my room never talks to me
@thomasturner6980
@thomasturner6980 5 жыл бұрын
@@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access, u probably never have started a conversation with it, do it now and you'll see
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 жыл бұрын
@@thomasturner6980 I'll try it
@TheLugiaSong
@TheLugiaSong 5 жыл бұрын
Are you sure roommate at 1:51 wasn't a cat?
@bland9876
@bland9876 5 жыл бұрын
The ghost also kind of sounds like a cat.
@CommandoBanano
@CommandoBanano 5 жыл бұрын
My roommate does this thing where he takes really long showers daily at least 3. He has this occasional one where he has no lights on his phone playing piano music, is eating apples and peanut butter in the shower.
@kitsunekaze93
@kitsunekaze93 5 жыл бұрын
i think he might be part fish, that would explain it
@BothHands1
@BothHands1 5 жыл бұрын
OMG I've had roomates who do that before (and an ex boyfriend), but it's always the guys. Usually girls will just take one long shower like 3-4 days a week (hair wash days), and then one short shower like 3-4 days a week. I never understood what the guys are doing in there、this one guy roommate i once had would literally take like 6 hour long showers a day, like WHY?? And my step brother too, and my one ex boyfriend, never understood it
@didimajeed
@didimajeed 5 жыл бұрын
It wasnt really a roommate, but heres my story. I was a scout when i was younger and we were going on a trip. We were supossed to sleep in tents in groups of 3. Girl groups and boy groups. Of course, no space in the girl groups for me so i had to sleep in one of the boy groups. It wasnt really a big deal for 9 year old me. The second night though. One of the boys sat up in the middle of the night and starts playing fucking Minecraft on his iPad (no idea how he got that with him) and it was on full sound. It wasnt really a big problem or anything, but then he got killed by a creeper and started screaming and crying. I slept trough most of the Minecraft with the full sound, but that was too much. The other kid in the tent was also my best friend and we just gave each other that fml look. I then told the screaming kid to shut up, and then he got angry. “Why dont you just leave? Youre such an asshole why didnt you just kill youre self when your cat died so you could join that little wanker in HEEEELLLLL” (yes he screamed hell). I then slapped him very hard, like very hard, in the face. Even though that was wrong, and i knew that, he just crossed the line when bringing up my cat. He was all blue and purple in his face the next day.
@Ghostiification
@Ghostiification 5 жыл бұрын
He deserved the slap. Justice.
@didimajeed
@didimajeed 5 жыл бұрын
Ghostiification yeah he did😂
@baked4571
@baked4571 5 жыл бұрын
Dude how long ago was this
@didimajeed
@didimajeed 5 жыл бұрын
Clickbait i think it was when i was 9, but im not 100 procent sure.
@baked4571
@baked4571 5 жыл бұрын
​@@didimajeed Yeah but I mean when were you 9? Cause when I was in scouts back in the day Minecraft didn't exist and technology wasn't advanced enough to take it with you.
@alanwolensky
@alanwolensky 5 жыл бұрын
And we're off to the comments section.. Lets see what the experts think..
@ruzahel6287
@ruzahel6287 5 жыл бұрын
Alan Wolensky II What, experts on roommate problems? Psh.
@BobTheGodly
@BobTheGodly 5 жыл бұрын
The boot thing isn't that wierd. Most industrial jobs require them so employers usually just pay for new boots every 6 months (depending on the place). He likely just broke in 4 pairs of boots to the point they are comfortable and wanted to stay used to the weight.
@zacharysmith2983
@zacharysmith2983 5 жыл бұрын
Right? I work in a facility that buys us three pairs a year. They have an arrangement with a particular store who only has a selection of about 8 different styles of boots that meet their standards so you see a lot of the same boots around the plant. Some of the cushier jobs aren't hard on your boots and they can last a couple years but EVERYBODY makes sure to get all three pairs per year. All of us have several brand new pairs stowed away, several pair broken in, etc. I have "work boots" and "yardwork boots" and some clean ones for public. Some guys even sell theirs. I didnt find that one even remotely weird, if anything I found it completely relatable. The only weird part is that they were not adult enough to ask and decided to just obsess and snoop.
@BobTheGodly
@BobTheGodly 5 жыл бұрын
exactly, although they really don't protect your feet the way you expect. most forklifts if they run over your foot will still crush it to pieces steel toe or not.@@zacharysmith2983
@Morrov
@Morrov 5 жыл бұрын
@@BobTheGodly Cool, but your foot would be crushed no matter what boots you wear. If a box full of steel beams or a piece of furniture you needed to move, or anything heavy, slipped out of your hands and fell on your feet, you'd be absolutely fine, or if your foot was about to be squished between a wall and, for example, a pallet jack, the steel toes and a hard shell would be enough to save you, while if you wore a normal pair of sneakers your toes would need surgery.
@BobTheGodly
@BobTheGodly 5 жыл бұрын
The warehouses I've worked at nobody's foot has been saved by steel toes. And in personal experience if something drops on your foot it's better protected if you add a metatarsal plate as well. But due to the scale most warehouses work at with thousands of pounds of product being moved a breakneck pace it's no wonder steel toes dont help. I've even heard stories where a guy had a forklift park on his foot to which he calmly replied "Get off my foot". At least 12 hours of surgery later he had a club he could walk on. A great story to tell if you have to explain why you don't jump in front of forklifts. @@Morrov
@OLBastholm
@OLBastholm 5 жыл бұрын
But why would it be your only shoes? And why would you walk around in them at home. That's incredibly weird.
@GovIssued
@GovIssued 5 жыл бұрын
You should do these in dark mode, I always watch this stuff at night.
@JonxNgo
@JonxNgo 5 жыл бұрын
Dude the wire hanger... Seriously??
@warpath6666
@warpath6666 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was pretty shitty 😁
@Tendenciess
@Tendenciess 5 жыл бұрын
Like at least throw it away after lol
@DapimpBDSD
@DapimpBDSD 5 жыл бұрын
@Tenacious Ferocity it does work, Years ago, one of my sisters took a crap after no bowel movement in a week (no exaggerating). Needless to say, it was a large, solid turd and would not flush down the toilet. I had to literally chop up the turd, that was almost hardclay-like, with a stick that we found nearby and it finally flushed........
@BothHands1
@BothHands1 5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Ngo Omg, toilet hanger guy - that's like my roomate!!! I had never seen her do something weird or unhygenic before, but then again, i don't pay too much attention. But the other day i was talking to her in her bathroom, and she took a paper towel and used her bare hands and the paper towel to clean her toilet, then wrung the water outta the paper towel, and it dripped all over the floor as i watched in slow motion as she then used that paper towel to wipe down her sink and mirror. Ahhhhhhhh!! Thank god i have a separate bathroom, but I'll legit never trust someone in my bathroom ever again cause you never know if otherwise normal ppl will just do this kinda thing like it's normal 😳😬😷
@101Volts
@101Volts 5 жыл бұрын
@@DapimpBDSD And this is probably what happens when you eat nothing but cheese, candy and soda. I'll keep with the Chia Seeds + Apple Juice mix on a common basis.
@Uahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@Uahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 5 жыл бұрын
My roommate sleeptalks. It's terrifying. A lot of screaming and swearing and mumbling at 3 am.
@luxisursurpseies8649
@luxisursurpseies8649 5 жыл бұрын
To this day, many people claim to hear the distinctive sounds. Klomp klonk klop
@LarryLynx
@LarryLynx 5 жыл бұрын
One of my room mates just left one day. He didn't bring his deodorant, tooth brush, extra socks, shoes, undies.... nothing. Just one set of clothes, as far as I could deduce from what was left behind. In 2 weeks I didn't see him and heard nothing from him, so I called and asked him if he was ok. He was like "aaaw are you worried about me?" uuhm.. -.- you've been gone for 2 weeks bringing literally nothing with you. WTF
@cyancyborg1477
@cyancyborg1477 5 жыл бұрын
I'm so paranoid, I probably would have called the next morning.
@VintPart2
@VintPart2 4 жыл бұрын
When my roommate did that, he left everything and flew to Canada- 4 days later, the cops busted down the door looking for the roommate, apparently he was a pedophile/murderer and we didn't know it. Thank Satan that hes far away from us
@Br00c
@Br00c 5 жыл бұрын
*fashioned the hanger into a stick* Ok, people do that *fashioned it back into a hanger* ohnoooo
@punbug4721
@punbug4721 5 жыл бұрын
Ingenuity: +2 Hygiene: -10
@elaseonbae2900
@elaseonbae2900 5 жыл бұрын
I'm literally the ghost roommate. I lived in a flat for 2 years and because of uni and work I was always leaving early for classes and coming home at night after work, taking showers at like 3am, my part of the fridge was empty because i just had coffee between classes and ate at work. Sometimes I wouldn't see my flatmate for 2-3 weeks and she would just say 'oh you're alive'. Sometimes my landlords (who lived upstairs) would come over or text me to check if i'm okay, because they saw me maybe once every couple of months.
@cluerip
@cluerip 5 жыл бұрын
My roomate stares at me around the corner with only one eye. Just peering around awkwardly.
@yourmatechrisso
@yourmatechrisso 5 жыл бұрын
The way it says roommate, hurts every time
@redcatjack
@redcatjack 5 жыл бұрын
ROOMUT
@deborahgate965
@deborahgate965 5 жыл бұрын
The guy with all the same boots reminds me of my son. He has aspergers and likes wearing the same corduroy jacket every day which was a big problem when it wore out. Corduroy is hard to find if it's not in fashion too. Anyway when I did find another jacket almost the same I bought 5 and Jake wears them all so they wear out exactly the same. I guess his friends wouldn't know he has 5 of them.
@henryrolt3747
@henryrolt3747 5 жыл бұрын
2:45 - 3:06 textbook signs of ADHD. I'm a quite like this myself.
@natebardwell
@natebardwell 5 жыл бұрын
I had a roommate once while in the Marines who basically lived in a closet. It made no sense because he had full furnishings in an actual room - bed, dresser, even a mini fridge. We never dared open the closet out of fear of what we might see him doing (plus it smelled absolutely horrible). Typically, as long as something is locked nobody makes you open it during inspections. One day, we had a room inspection where they were looking for contraband - something called a Health and Comfort. He was nowhere to be found, and they brought in bolt cutters for the closet. Thus began the weirdest explanation I've ever had to give. First and foremost, the smell overpowered the room as soon as they opened the door. It was just a really weird smell, and eventually they found out what it was. He had a massive collection of transvestite porn, some weird sex toy thing, full-on drag outfits in a box, etc... but it gets weirder. He had shit-stained underwear in a corner, and I think the grossest part was rather than simply throw away the shit-stained underwear and tissues from jerking off, he just kept it all in that corner. Since he wasn't there, they genuinely thought we'd been bullying him or something. It became a huge deal until he came back and just non-chalantly said he preferred it in there because he could 'be himself.'
@jakespacepiratee3740
@jakespacepiratee3740 5 жыл бұрын
Damn...does this make him the first Trans in the Military?
@beamissiuna9551
@beamissiuna9551 5 жыл бұрын
1:00 Poor guy...
@0xsergy
@0xsergy 5 жыл бұрын
If he put that much effort talking to chicks at least he'd be somewhere lol
@holisticpsychologybyobrien
@holisticpsychologybyobrien 5 жыл бұрын
0xsergy | Believe it or not, the act even if twice as hard as being with a woman would still be easier than the real thing for some people.
@0xsergy
@0xsergy 5 жыл бұрын
@@holisticpsychologybyobrien definitely easier on the wallet m8
@DaCuSnThief
@DaCuSnThief 5 жыл бұрын
Had a roommate that never left his room except for class and the bathroom that’s it. he ate in his room, stored food in his room, and cooked in his room. One day he came out with a whole crock pot and rinsed it out in kitchen sink before going back in. One day I got a peek inside and he had a coffee maker his crock pot and a mini fridge in their it was just me and him for 6 months until two guys joined and took up the other unoccupied rooms i explained the situation and wanted to meet him I said they will have to get lucky and they didn’t see him for their first two months living there
@mynameisalsofelixbutiminlo4161
@mynameisalsofelixbutiminlo4161 5 жыл бұрын
That mightbe a bigger problem like depression or extremeee social anxiety ? I know some people that have one or both of them and they're kinda like this? Idk tho he might just be weird
@lucasmoore5969
@lucasmoore5969 5 жыл бұрын
This is going to be one of the best ones yet Edit: I love this channel so much. I always stop whatever I’m doing to watch these videos right away
@igorblyat7839
@igorblyat7839 5 жыл бұрын
You can literally just go on r/askreddit
@lucasmoore5969
@lucasmoore5969 5 жыл бұрын
Igor Blyat yes I know. I do it all the time but I like just listening to them as I do things
@why2805
@why2805 5 жыл бұрын
That stuffed bunny one is just adorable
@alanwolensky
@alanwolensky 5 жыл бұрын
imagine reading about yourself on a redit review video on youtube and realizing that your roomate knew all this shit about you that you thought was your secret. *insert stuffed animal here*
@evanw2195
@evanw2195 5 жыл бұрын
2:10 who doesn’t immediately scream out hey bro I’m in here before the door opens both of them are wierd
@redking36
@redking36 5 жыл бұрын
Are you assuming that people knock on the door? Bold assumption to make.
@evanw2195
@evanw2195 5 жыл бұрын
redking36 no I’m not assuming I’m saying my reflex when a door is being opened is to yell out most people will close the door immediately if I yell quick enough before they come in isn’t that what everyone does? Or do people just let people walk in
@RangerHouston
@RangerHouston 5 жыл бұрын
*That first one was definitely a serial killer.* 4:00 is a good friend to have, better to be sure than just assume.
@CrushedParagon
@CrushedParagon 5 жыл бұрын
So I live in a dorm on University campus (in this area the dorm is cheaper than renting an apartment off campus). For your first year you are always paired with a roommate, presumably to act as a guide or something. I'm crazy introverted, and will not start a conversation unless someone else starts it. (this isn't an anxiety thing btw, I have no problem talking, I'll just almost never initiate it). Turns out my roommate is the same way, and as a consequence, I've talked to him maybe three times this year.
@WhoAmIWill
@WhoAmIWill 5 жыл бұрын
The one about walking in the bathroom and holding eye contact: that’s what we call a power move. He’s letting him know who’s in charge.
@Tom-ll5qw
@Tom-ll5qw 5 жыл бұрын
If anyones wondering about why some stars are different colours As the light from the stars comes through the earth's atmosphere, they appear to be twinkling. ... This makes the cooler stars appear red and the stars with the higher temperatures appear blue or white. From cool to hot, the colors can appear red, orange, yellow, green and blue.
@linawu09
@linawu09 4 жыл бұрын
I have had a quite a few experiences. Once in 5th grade, I went on a week-long trip with all of 5th grade. I had 3 roommates. On like Tuesday night when I walked out of the bathroom after my shower, I saw them having a wet sock fight and I was very confused because one out of three of them had already taken a shower. Turns out that one person had tried to throw their socks into their bag from across the room but then another person walked by and got hit. It was like perfectly timed. So anyways, the person who got hit was next in line for the shower. So she already had taken off her socks. She had recently fractured her knee so like a dignified person, walked over to put her socks away. My three roommates still got into a sock fight. It was absolutely HILARIOUS. Also right when the next person to take a shower walked out, I threw a sock but my friend dodged, hitting the person that came out of the shower. Let's just say my arm was quite sore. Our friends next door heard and asked the next morning if we went crazy. We kind of just grinned like a couple of fools and walked to breakfast, our chaperones following a respectful distance behind. I guess in this story we were all the crazy roommates. This might seem weird to some people but whatever. Another thing that happened was when I was younger. To save water and time, two of my friends showered together. Then, one of my other friends just went in to use the bathroom, knowing perfectly well they were showing. I just stood outside the bathroom, cringing as my two friend's singing suddenly turned into a scream. It was also hilarious seeing their expressions when they walked back out. Another one was when I went skiing with 4 of my friends. One of them was a boy but it didn't matter to us because he was like a brother. Anyways, there was a bed in what looked like Harry Potter's cupboard under the stairs but fancier and bigger. I slept there with one of my friends. Up a few steps was a trundle bed and two other beds. One night, the trundle was pulled out. So, after the adults were asleep, I checked under the bed. And there was the male friend, laying under the bed, staring into space. I also noticed that the other two friends that slept in the regular beds were laying under their beds. It was quite strange. My friends all denied it the next morning though.
@ChristopherMoom
@ChristopherMoom 5 жыл бұрын
One time my roommate tried to convince me to subscribe to T-Series
@ingrid9635
@ingrid9635 5 жыл бұрын
Now that's unforgivable
@imnottobyfoxeither2420
@imnottobyfoxeither2420 4 жыл бұрын
Why are you everywhere!?
@lauraherz99
@lauraherz99 5 жыл бұрын
the guy with the stuffed bunny sounds cute though. i don't see anything bad or weird in that
@tacocat2062
@tacocat2062 5 жыл бұрын
*KLOMP KLOMP KLOMP KLOMP*
@loafywolfy
@loafywolfy 5 жыл бұрын
i have this manatee stuffed toy that i got when i went to disney that i keep on the other size of the queen sized bed and pat in the head twice before i sleep
@alexscarborough8875
@alexscarborough8875 5 жыл бұрын
I have a giant stuffed ant I got from Ikea when I was four or five and I still have it till this day.
@ericbruellman1966
@ericbruellman1966 5 жыл бұрын
I had a roommate who would use the bathroom, wash one hand for two seconds, and wipe the water off on his leg hair, then grab the only door handle with his hand sopping wet
@sarads7877
@sarads7877 5 жыл бұрын
0:33 i mean that’s very cute, honestly. A cd with positive thoughts directed towards yourself, made so that you can listen to them during long trips... i dig that (or at least that’s what it looks like to me)
@mithren1358
@mithren1358 5 жыл бұрын
5:23 Imagine calling your roomate weird because he has no relationships and is anti social
@HeatherScribble
@HeatherScribble 5 жыл бұрын
The eye-contact toilet one was just a power move
@Un1234l
@Un1234l 5 жыл бұрын
2:27 stuffed bunny toy is adorable
@anahitzib1480
@anahitzib1480 5 жыл бұрын
2:35 was the most softest thing like that's so cute
@commentercommentypants7904
@commentercommentypants7904 5 жыл бұрын
That ghost roommate sounds a hell of a lot like my life goals. Quietly living in a house without anyone bugging him, enough money to pay the rent and get Ubers every day (though I'd prefer to drive myself), is able to stay up until 3 AM when he wants and still get to work, and lives in what sounds like a decent neighborhood with people that you don't have to talk to if you don't want to. Yes please. The only part I wouldn't like is a lack of family, but as long as my mom's taken care of and close enough where I can visit her, there's enough room to be comfortable, and there's a good amount of nature within walking distance, that sounds like freaking paradise. Sign me the hell up. Yes. Please.
@garucho5819
@garucho5819 5 жыл бұрын
The last guy probably had enough of people eating his pudding
@reddbendd
@reddbendd 5 жыл бұрын
2:22 is normal with a large family. Eye contact to assure no gayness. That beginning 20 seconds though is kinda weird. Usually people either make no eye contact and pretend the other person isn't there if it's male male, or make eye contact to ensure that there is no tiddy glimpsing happening. Slowly backing away is a no no. Move quickly, you can't shit with another person in the bathroom.
@lieutenantjinx7559
@lieutenantjinx7559 5 жыл бұрын
I have a few roommate stories from the same person. 1) Lost something and instead of trying to calmly search for it, threw every single item in our dorm on the floor, making a huge mess, and then proceeded to never fully clean it up. 2) Left her student ID (which we needed to be admitted into buildings) at her house which was an hour away and had me wait outside with her while her mom brought it (after I had just driven her to the university) 3) Had her packages sent to her house instead of the school and, instead of waiting 4 days to go home and open them, wanted me to drive her an hour away from campus on a school day so she could get her things. 4) Yelled at my friends and I at a convention because we “left” her three separate times...right after we told her exactly what we were doing and never left her completely alone (there were 5 people in the group and we always had at least one person with her) 5) Wanted me to do her homework for her after she fell asleep and I wasn’t able to wake her up. 6) Upon hearing I had an interview for a really important position that would grant me free housing at my college (that usually only had a single dorm occupant), asked what she was going to do if I wasn’t her roommate then told me she had to drop out of college if I wasn’t there. She has since dropped out of college.
@MK_Grafik
@MK_Grafik 5 жыл бұрын
That sounds like someone one would not like to associate with.
@chillingtalesfordarknights
@chillingtalesfordarknights 5 жыл бұрын
We've all had roommates like that at one time or another. I have yet to meet anyone who hasn't. Glad to be living with my own family these days, and not sharing a wall with apartment neighbors.
@SakuraStardust
@SakuraStardust 5 жыл бұрын
My grandma took Ambien, and it can make you straight up hallucinate. I remember when I was 9 or 10, and I saw her in her room looking frantically for something at around 1 am. I asked her what she was doing and said "What does it look like, I'm looking for your uncle under the bed!". Later on, she went in my room with a lit candle in her hands and told me to grab "the dancing lady" out of the flame. It was an interesting night.
@DJRaguindinGame
@DJRaguindinGame 5 жыл бұрын
The hockey guy with stuffed toy isn't all that weird to me considering I have a bedside shelf where I display all the stuffed toys I got from crane machines.
@KingEhrys98
@KingEhrys98 3 жыл бұрын
That dude got a compliment about his boots _once_ .
@pictureofacat9525
@pictureofacat9525 5 жыл бұрын
2:37 that's so adorable, i used to do the same, but i have no teddie o stuff animal :-(
@vaepuer2290
@vaepuer2290 5 жыл бұрын
I think the weirdest thing is being weirded out by someone having a favourite pair of shoes
@molteninsanitee827
@molteninsanitee827 5 жыл бұрын
Potatoes are lamps... Don't believe me? All lamps don't talk... Speak to the potato and it won't talk That's what lamps do
@kitsunekaze93
@kitsunekaze93 5 жыл бұрын
so are onions! they refuse to talk to me, so they must be lamps too!
@Howtard
@Howtard 5 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute.. I've heard this before, you've been speaking with the stairs again! If I've told you once I've told you a million times; _Never_ trust the stairs! Turn your back on them once and they'll trip you up before you can take a step.
@HellfireXChaotica
@HellfireXChaotica 5 жыл бұрын
the ambien roomate honestly had me worried for a second, but when he said he checked for signs of life first that eased my worry significantly
@amethystrain2513
@amethystrain2513 5 жыл бұрын
The ghost is the perfect roommate.
@krieginphernjacobson
@krieginphernjacobson 5 жыл бұрын
6:12 Why is the wire hanger thing an issue? The plunger wasn't working so he got a wire hanger, turned it into a stiff piece of metal, and it worked. Then he cleans it. If he cleans it then why is there any issue with using it again in the future?
@Jamesfurtado128
@Jamesfurtado128 5 жыл бұрын
A 25 pack costs about 3 bucks.
@FMHikari
@FMHikari 5 жыл бұрын
In this life i want to be that kind of ghost.
@Kyoobur9000
@Kyoobur9000 5 жыл бұрын
Insisted on darkness and silence when he slept - perfectly normal. Slept during the day, usually starting around 2 PM, because he played games overnight - not normal. Both together - intolerable.
@once.upon.a.time.
@once.upon.a.time. 5 жыл бұрын
Weird that the perfect tenant (the quiet nerdy guy) is seen as the weirdest roommate. 😂
@Soitisisit
@Soitisisit 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the OP was probably a woman considering "my husband". Most women don't understand that's just the way some men are. In fact, a lot more men would probably be that way if left to their own devices or if they accepted not having children.
@fr3akvankuchen825
@fr3akvankuchen825 5 жыл бұрын
I am the weird roommate. I am a hobby taxidermist and the owner of the student apartments placed someone in my room without notifying me in beforehand. Long story short.. The raccoon parts in the freezer must have added to the skulls on my shelf as she moved out asap and never spoke to me again
@Coolness12345ful
@Coolness12345ful 5 жыл бұрын
Yo Redwings are comfortable af, I understand why that man wore them everywhere
@ZimVader-0017
@ZimVader-0017 5 жыл бұрын
My mom has stories. She once told me how in college she roomed with four other girls in a girl's only apartment complex. She would go to bed early, and she later moved out after finding a cheaper place. She never found out until a year later that the apartment also doubled as a brothel and some of the girls who lived there would receive and entertain businessmen after 11 pm.
@judahcostello3919
@judahcostello3919 5 жыл бұрын
I completely get being obsessed with redwings, nice broken in boots are the most comfortable things on earth and if I were rich I would for sure own four pairs
@MaxAndHisBike
@MaxAndHisBike 5 жыл бұрын
"Conversations with John" would be something I'd actually do. Just record an hour long tape of me asking smalltalk questions, and then listen to it in the car while doing smalltalk with myself.
@valerianicoleperez8969
@valerianicoleperez8969 5 жыл бұрын
2:50 This is me and the explanation of why I'm a mess
@n0anime342
@n0anime342 5 жыл бұрын
The stuffed animal one is simply awesome. Lot of respect for that
@thumbhead3370
@thumbhead3370 5 жыл бұрын
I was kind of a shit roommate myself because I never really left the dorm, and it was always awkward because we both had this nasty habit of happening to walk in on the other jacking off. We didnt really get along. But anyway, he had this horrible tendency of bringing in people totally un announced and they were always sketchy. There were a couple of people he brought in who were obviously drug dealers and they were very nervous the entire time. My roommate asked if they could use my netflix I guess to put them at ease so they put on some family guy. The guys kept nervously laughing and overall being strange so i quitley asked my roommate if I should step out for awhile and he said it was fine. A couple minutes later the guys up and left with no announcement, at least not that I heard, and drove home. I asked my roommate what that was all about and he just kinda shrugged and we never brought it up again. It didnt help that they came in right after I had showered and was still in my underwear.
@Coeus9048
@Coeus9048 3 жыл бұрын
The Ghost Guy Sounds like me the difference is I don’t live in a rental place
@AliasSpe4ks
@AliasSpe4ks 5 жыл бұрын
Next u need to do the nicest/coolest thing roommates have done
@andrewrannellsismymom8517
@andrewrannellsismymom8517 5 жыл бұрын
The bunny roommate one made me feel so happy and soft omg
@filippians413
@filippians413 5 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting to hear a story from someone who had me as a roommate. I feel like I AM the weird roommate.
@glassofmilk101
@glassofmilk101 5 жыл бұрын
Once I shared a (hotel) room with a random guy. Never met him. Only mark he existed was the missing food from the kitchen and how his door was locked. Never saw him. Ever. Hey dude, if you’re out there, you were one of my favourite roommates.
@pirategirl1588
@pirategirl1588 5 жыл бұрын
I lived with a broad, in a freshman dorm my first semester in college, who was four years older than me, yet had the maturity level of a little kid. Her "major" was in elementary education, though she was still there my senior year and as far as I know she never graduated. She was taking an English class and I was a writing major. We were in the dorm room one night working on homework and she asked me the difference between a noun and a verb. I was a little surprised she didn't know, but I explained the difference to her and gave her examples of what noun words typically are and what verb words are. She looks down at her paper, writes something, jumps in her chair, and giggles. She says, "Number two..." and reads the sentence to me. It was identifying nouns and verbs in a compound sentence. I told her again that a noun is a person, place, thing, or idea and a verb is an action. She says, "Okay!" Looks down at the paper, then back at me. We stared at each other for an awkward number of seconds. I said, "So look for..." and repeated the definitions of a noun and a verb, "...in the sentence." She looks down at the paper and says, "Is so and so place a verb?" I said, "No. That's a noun." We went through the entire assignment like this. It took almost an hour. When we finally got to the end of the flipping assignment, she begins bouncing around in her chair again, saying, "I'm so smart! I am sooo smart! I'm so smart! Hee!" I'm thinking, "I did the assignment for you." She conned me into doing one more English assignment for her and when she tried it the third time, I got up, walked over to my wardrobe, pulled out a group of papers I'd saved from a high school English honors class, which had pretty much everything you could possibly want to know about American English, and slapped it on her desk. I told her I was taking a very difficult math class, needed to concentrate, and did not have time to do my homework and hers. I sat back down at my desk and she just sat there, staring at me, with her mouth gaped open like she was trying to catch flies, for almost a full minute. Fast forwarding through many other strange events with this girl...she asked me if I wanted to go out to eat with her and her father, for her birthday. I said, "Sure." The three of us squeeze into this tiny, two person truck, and go to a restaurant down the street, which was within walking distance. We sat in a booth and she and her father sat on one side and I sat on the other. She wanted to order a large pizza and a piece of cake for her birthday. She said the three of us could split the pizza, so we did. The pizza came, we ate, then her piece of birthday cake came and she ate that. She got up to go to the bathroom, leaving me there at the table with her dad. He puts his arm on his side of the booth, looks at me, grins, and begins to check me out, looking me up and down, and making a sucking noise with his lips. I was sitting there, at first in shock, then thinking that I might be safer walking back to the doggone campus in the dark. The girl came back, sat down next to her dad, and he took his arm off the side of the booth. Our waitress brought our check and I asked how we wanted to split it. The girl says she thought the meal was my birthday present to her. I looked at her dad. He said, "Yeah...I don't have any money right now." I'm thinking, 'You've got to be kidding me.' I picked up the check and it was astronomical. This so called, "Italian" place where we'd drank out of plastic cups, had hard plastic plates, and cheap silverware, wanted $56.07 for a pizza, three drinks, and a piece of cake. I had to write a check, because I didn't have that much cash on me. (This girl, by the way, got a take out box for the leftover pizza, took it back to our dorm room, and finished it off the next day without offering me a slice). I went to my room adviser after that and told her I'd live in the hallway and take sink baths in the dorm's public restroom, but PLEASE do not make me spend another semester living with that PSYCHO!!!
@Kazmatic
@Kazmatic 5 жыл бұрын
5:10 I don't think I've ever heard a more relevant story in my life.
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