Hope the pistachio receiver was grateful, most expensive gift in the list!!
@soupsgord3 жыл бұрын
That’s a *great* gift! If you enjoy pistachios of course 😊
@TheNunakun3 жыл бұрын
Unpeeled while at it! I'd be grinning.
@the1digitalwizard3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw that, it's still on my screen, I had to make a comment and there you are! You're absolutely right! It's like car note money
@stacysalinas223 жыл бұрын
Wow! That was a treat!
@-desertpackrat3 жыл бұрын
Especially unshelled! I love pistachios and they're so pricey ugh.
@nomennescio75713 жыл бұрын
That grandma calendar! That is so cute, I would cherish a gift like that.
@funnydailyofficial3 жыл бұрын
My then girlfriend, now wife, was a late addition to our family gathering. My aunt who was hosting Christmas panicked. Looking into the pantry she found something she didn’t need for the Christmas table and hastily wrapped it. Gf was very perplexed when he unwrapped a packet of tempura batter mix! The story is retold every Christmas 😂🤣😂🤣
@Reeni_Rania3 жыл бұрын
You forgot to switch accounts bestie!
@-desertpackrat3 жыл бұрын
For me, food is always a welcome gift lol. My parents usually just get me a bunch of chocolate and coffees and stuff nowadays and I love it.
@-desertpackrat3 жыл бұрын
@@Reeni_Rania why would they need to switch accounts? Did they reply something weird to themselves that would warrant them needing to pretend to be two people?
@Reeni_Rania3 жыл бұрын
@@-desertpackrat Oh no, that's what people usually do in order to boost videos. That and they commented thrice right after the video was posted which warranted me to reply that. Cheers luv!
@plan4life3 жыл бұрын
@@Reeni_Rania I thought it was because they wrote “he” when they should have written “she”.
@wendybutler16813 жыл бұрын
My dad once gifted our neighbor an electrics hammer. We knew he had plugged it in when all their lights went out. It was just a hole drilled in the hammer handle with a cord jammed into it. Dad never thought that he might actually plug it in to see how it worked. My eldest sister (visiting from out of state so not familiar with her voice) called their house as a rep from the power company telling him that power outages in the area had been traced to his home and messing with the power grid was no small offense and so on. Dad raised in the wilds of Montana, Frank in the wilds of Idaho. Just two kids having fun with each other!
@brigeen13 жыл бұрын
Those pistachios were definitely shelled...and darned expensive.
@lydiajohnson35923 жыл бұрын
I'd love the bag of pistachios.
@Gr3nadgr3gory2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he means they've been deshelled.
@gailcates29412 жыл бұрын
Best gift, wouldn't mind that myself.
@vickid.12512 жыл бұрын
"Submit to the cheercheer. They are true masters. Submit" Loved it!
@shawn48883 жыл бұрын
When covid first hit I was late getting my mom a mother's day gift and Amazon was only guaranteeing overnight shipping for necessities like food. So I sent mom cake mix and frosting with a note "some assembly required"
@kristashafer930982 жыл бұрын
Best gift that made me laugh was Christmas 1988. As a joke, I put a Corvette on my wish list. After gifts were all unwrapped, I was told there one more big surprise for me, but it was outside in the driveway. Eyes wide, wondering if that dream had somehow come true, I rushed out the door. Yes! Right there, parked in the driveway was a shiny Corvette! Matchbox car! I had tears in my eyes from laughing! Best. Joke. Gift. EVER!
@marcilee70153 жыл бұрын
I was wrapping some late Xmas gifts last Friday, I told kids to not come into the room because I was wrapping. My 7 year goes and tells everyone Mom is rapping! Lol Everyone was at the door and I asked what's going on? They said we want to hear you rap. Lol
@daisychong34882 жыл бұрын
ROFL! That got a good laugh out of me.
@yeet33852 жыл бұрын
haha that's so cute
@baggins43543 жыл бұрын
My sister loves black olives. Many years ago I wrapped up 4 cans and gave them to her for Christmas. She was so happy.
@jewelryboxballerina3 жыл бұрын
The Labrador puzzle and the Donald Trump toilet brush. 🤣🤣🤣👍👏👏
@AndrewVelonis2 жыл бұрын
The sentence fragment.
@id10t982 жыл бұрын
The 'ugly' shark sweater and those tank slippers! Me want! San Jose Sharks fan here...
@funnydailyofficial3 жыл бұрын
first!! I love Happy Land loved this video so much! hello all friends!! have great day and lucky!!
@jeffcarpenter54813 жыл бұрын
The shirt that says “People who tolerate me on a daily basis, they’re the real heroes.” I have that shirt.
@MottyGlix3 жыл бұрын
* they're
@jeffcarpenter54813 жыл бұрын
@@MottyGlix Thank you.
@AndrewVelonis2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for providing the info, I could not read the second line.
@jeffcarpenter54812 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewVelonis Your welcome.
@jeffcarpenter54812 жыл бұрын
@@MottyGlix I also spelled basis as bases. 🤦🏼♂️
@Rags2Itches3 жыл бұрын
My ex-husband, on our first Christmas with my family, gave my father a wrapped 50 lb bag of cow manure. My Dad laughed his butt off before asking it that was what my ex thought of him. Dad had a big garden and my ex was a landscape designer. BTW it's very hard in New England to find bagged cow manure around Christmas but the garden center guys came through. When they found out WHY he needed 50 lb of it, they howled with laughter. I'm sure the rest of the bags were bought by them as gag gifts...LOL. Please feel free to use this gift idea.
@kasper_phizz3 жыл бұрын
4:42 Damn I think whoever received that has some financial problems 😂
@jenniferquackenbush74582 жыл бұрын
I would be overjoyed with that “just pizza”!
@doa10603 жыл бұрын
My husband got a bottle of high-end tequila that he welded into a cage, like the one in this video, as a white elephant gift. This was 18 years ago and the recipient of the gift still has it on display in their home. He’s done it several times since. Always good for a laugh.
@skateguy502 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty cool looking but an angle grinder would open that up pretty quick
@trixie8989893 жыл бұрын
I have GOT to get more creative next year 😁😁 Although, if I gave my husband some of these, it would not go well at all 😂😂 Narcissists can NOT take a joke 😛😛Thanks Happy Land for another laugh filled video!
@Fyreflier3 жыл бұрын
In Scotland we have this traditional candy called tablet. It's a bit like fudge but rather than being smooth and soft, it's really crumbly and breaks into chunks quite easily. Anyway my dad bought my stepmum a tablet for Christmas and roped me in to find a bar of tablet. He took the gadget out of its packaging and put the candy in instead. Still gave her the actual gift but only after he got a laugh out of her getting excited and then seeing the 'present' inside. tbh he needs one of those "the real heroes" t-shirts sometimes XD
@cobblerama2 жыл бұрын
Trying to understand. So your dad bought his wife a "tablet", you mean like a iPad? And then put in the confection "tablet"?
@KOSMOS1701A3 жыл бұрын
that mousepad at the end was actually pretty good
@ladyweasellou33673 жыл бұрын
Why was it so big?
@aethersprite77193 жыл бұрын
Gamer reasons
@ladyweasellou33673 жыл бұрын
@@aethersprite7719 thanks 👍😊
@sonyasandoval14773 жыл бұрын
I loved the Darth Vader shirt, the shark Ugly Sweater and the tank slippers, but putting the alcohol behind bars, and swapping the Ferraro- Roche for Brussel sprouts is pure evil!
@ShalmendoGlineux3 жыл бұрын
I really like brussel sprouts and am trying to watch my sugar intake so I would have enjoyed that gift anyway!
@sonyasandoval14773 жыл бұрын
@@ShalmendoGlineux I like Brussel sprouts more now then when I was a kid, but If I was expecting candy, I would NOT be happy! Good luck on watching your sugar. I need to get back on doing that myself, but my sweet tooth has a VERY loud voice!
@dellinger713 жыл бұрын
The hands of the toilet brush are way to big.
@wendybutler16813 жыл бұрын
Got a screenshot of that one to show my sister.
@Unknown173 жыл бұрын
Excuse my ignorance: Will someone please tell me what’s in the box with the circle, square and triangle printed on it?
@kathleenlaux50703 жыл бұрын
I believe it's an invite to the squid games(TV show)
@YeahNo3 жыл бұрын
@@kathleenlaux5070 Thank you.
@Unknown173 жыл бұрын
@@kathleenlaux5070 Oh yeah, that’s where I had seen that before! Thanks for clearing that up. I watched the first two or three episodes of Squid Games, but it just got too silly for me. I mean, after getting away with NOT being machine-gunned to death, who would be so stupid as to return? I just couldn’t buy the premise anymore. But thanks again.
@tracywillis84603 жыл бұрын
OOhhh. Thanks for explaining that!
@sugarkitty20083 жыл бұрын
@@Unknown17 They were desperate people. Most indebted to loan sharks with their time running out. Main character would have his kidney's taken by the end of the month and his mother urgently needed lifesaving treatment. At least with the games, he'd have a chance. Also, although it ended in a single winner, that wasn't the aim. There could be multiple winners and the prize would be split. The last game was designed as a team game, not a one on one.
@MrCaddy7753 жыл бұрын
2:40 I have a drinking problem. The fact that I would've solved that problem easily with a dremel was the first thing that crossed my mind is proof.
@dynamicworlds13 жыл бұрын
I almost never drink and my first thought was "grinding wheel, no, bolt cutters, the universal key. Even better. Will take more time to find them than it will to open that."
@sunderwood93213 жыл бұрын
Love the gag gifts! Glad the hammer guy was okay though! 🤦🏼♀️
@laurendoe1682 жыл бұрын
FYI, "my dog and I" is wrong about half the time. 1:13 is one such instance. In order to determine which is correct, "I" or "me"... cover up the " and" part. If "...my mom got I..." is correct, then ""...my mom got my dog and I..." is correct. If "...my mom got me..." is correct, then "...my mom got my dog and me..." is correct.
@sofiameistrell69343 жыл бұрын
WHERE can i purchase the toilet brush???😍🤗
@sonyasandoval14773 жыл бұрын
The Lighter Side catalog usually has them. Other crazy Trump stuff, too.
@Monkey-081hs3 жыл бұрын
Ngl the first 2 were my favorites!
@Tschij3 жыл бұрын
4:43.... I don't understand...🤔? Is it because this parcel is little dirty in the corner...? (... I have a Board in die front of my head, sometimes.... 😉)
@justayoungpercussionist45283 жыл бұрын
Squid game reference
@therealTDjo3 жыл бұрын
It’s a reference to a popular show called squid game
@ElmKyh3 жыл бұрын
Squid Game card reference
@k3ose453 жыл бұрын
Its at the bottom right. The 3 Squid game types of employees
@josepherhardt1642 жыл бұрын
1:50 Whatever else happens, keep the MIL. 2:38 This is where you take the bottle to your auto mechanic and ask to borrow his Sawzall. 3:36 Santa Jaws!
@heydj68573 жыл бұрын
2:42 oh my angle grinder says different ;) lol
@dynamicworlds13 жыл бұрын
I thought that too. Then I remembered bolt cutters would be quicker.
@TimberwolfC143 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love the sweater a 3:33> would love just like it, what can I say even my wife thinks I'm weird at times.
@id10t982 жыл бұрын
Me too and those tank slippers! But I am a San Jose Sharks fan so there is that...
@melgreier16302 жыл бұрын
I loved the Poop Puzzle 😂😂
@carterdunlap99572 жыл бұрын
0:45 Abuela Alma: Mirabel! Why Are You A Doll?
@galileogalilei8442 жыл бұрын
"Mirabel did you play with bruno s rats again?"
@savedbyJesusgirl932 жыл бұрын
5:07 that kitty is not amused 😹😹😹
@Woolnut3510 күн бұрын
Favorite gift i ever gave to my sister: she had a pair of hand me down sweatpants that i hated. I told her to get rid of them and like a good sister, she didn't listen to me. When i suggested that i might throw them out, she said she would kill me. So i devised a plan. I bought her brand new pajamas in her favorite color. Then swiped the sweatpants. The sweatpants went into a plastic container then into a metal bucket which my dad filled with concrete. I gifted her the bucket with a chisel and hammer and also the mew pajamas. I didn't technically throw them away. She was dumbfounded, but amused. She still has the bucket
@DylansPen2 жыл бұрын
At 2:25. that whiskey if just kept as a family heirloom will be worth money to future generations. It is a good idea.
@RealBanana2 жыл бұрын
(2:33) That is actually super cool!
@ladyweasellou33673 жыл бұрын
Why is the mouse pad massive?
@justayoungpercussionist45283 жыл бұрын
It covers your whole desk, you put your laptop and mouse on it
@ladyweasellou33673 жыл бұрын
@@justayoungpercussionist4528 thanks
@oliviaharshman11172 жыл бұрын
5:09 That kitty is like, "Wait, when did I do that!?"
@megsie14243 жыл бұрын
4:43 I didn't understand this one.
@justayoungpercussionist45283 жыл бұрын
Squid game reference
@megsie14243 жыл бұрын
@@justayoungpercussionist4528 Ohhh, no wonder I didn't get it. Thank you 🙂
@soupsgord3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get it either. I don’t have the stomach for so much violence in “entertainment”.
@MysticianLuna_VG3 жыл бұрын
squid game box
@MysticianLuna_VG3 жыл бұрын
@@soupsgord i dont watch squid game
@the.gamer1122 жыл бұрын
2:35 "In an emergency situation, take an angle grinder to cut free!" would have been a good foot note XD
@wyrmzr2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't come out? I accept that challenge; may take a few minutes depending on whether I have my normal tools with me.
@sunnyscott48763 жыл бұрын
i haven't heard the Saber Dance in ages!
@jacobmitchell74024 ай бұрын
I've gotten many ideas for Christmas gifts this year.
@Tom-ok2rh3 жыл бұрын
At 2:00 who knew Goodyear sold batteries?
@btr4yd2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I thought of PlayStation before I thought of Squid Games 🤦♀️😂
@Amc9333 жыл бұрын
my dog and ME!
@Im_in_your_walls223 жыл бұрын
2:05 I read that as “favourite president” and was almost about to say “you’re having a laugh if you actually like that old orange “
@plan4life3 жыл бұрын
4:36 well isn’t he ap-peel-ing?!
@AV-zx3ip3 жыл бұрын
6:51 i say thats a win :)
@xbrandi12345x2 жыл бұрын
1:44 that's the type of mother-in-law I want someday haha
@ugaladh3 жыл бұрын
I want some Boromir wrapping paper!
@kateallen76752 жыл бұрын
2:38 Hand me that hacksaw, hold my beer, we'll see about that!
@NeonAnt3 жыл бұрын
The cat with the christmas card looks exactly like my cat. Same half tan nose, too.
@aventa63732 жыл бұрын
4:42 i am gonna cry. i have nothing similar to this. not even a proper mouse. yet, i have a 400 dollar laptop for *educational* puposes only and says; you still have a laptop🤷♀
@rebajoe2 жыл бұрын
4:43 what's in the box?! 🎁 6:42 tonight I feast 🍽
@barbiefromhell3 жыл бұрын
4:32 I want it so bad
@WrenGoYeet2 жыл бұрын
6:49 At least they remembered, and also all of them are $25.
@danilooliveira35483 жыл бұрын
The Last one isn't her face. That's Aloy, from the game Horizon Zero Dawn 😂
@diffdimgamerseven99862 жыл бұрын
7:08 well... tanks a lot
@scillaburton29652 жыл бұрын
The subway one has to be fake lol. Why would every person they know get them the same gift card? They probably bought a batch of Subway gift cards to give out for office xmas bonuses, took the photo and made that up.
@carollynt12 күн бұрын
There was a while when everyone was eating all their meals at Subway to lose weight. All their friends knew they ate all meals there. Easy gift.
@panagea20073 жыл бұрын
I once mentioned that I needed a plastic parts box. For xmas I got six of them,
@jordanmc90153 жыл бұрын
Once got a birthday card from my uncle. The card was clearly addressed to me. The 500 dollar check inside weirdly made out for my sister... Never saw a penny of that. Or a reason why
@E_Starlight2 жыл бұрын
2:49 I read the letter before the description given at the bottom and o really thought it was written by some child😂😂😂
@casserinetoussaint97193 жыл бұрын
Would have been better if we could have read the captions.
@dynamicworlds13 жыл бұрын
2:47 tags: possession, mind control, submission, holiday, christmas, implied incest?
@DuckReach4322 жыл бұрын
Spike Milligan told a story once of his (then very young) daughter leaving a note out for Santa which said, "My brother has been very naughty. You can punish him if you want. PS, there is a hammer under my bed."
@davidamoritz2 жыл бұрын
OH NO. I have bolt cutter Ican get that bottle out for you buddy😀
@Gr3nadgr3gory2 жыл бұрын
Where there's a hardened alcoholic, there's a way to get booze. *grabs angle grinder*
@MsSavagechef3 жыл бұрын
oh i love these
@AnthroGearhead3 жыл бұрын
○□🔺 Ok guess i'll just drown myself in vodka then....
@amerbinali83003 жыл бұрын
1:00| but that money could buy pizza tho
@karinberonius87993 жыл бұрын
The perfect Christmas song to sing while wearing the "ugly" Christmas sweater at 3:29 ? kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5LLmmibjd58ftU
@rust1eronblitzrussia5423 жыл бұрын
4:47 ?
@richardpack42 жыл бұрын
The last one, dudes mouse has to travel to china or something. Why do you need a mouse pad that big? They reproduce and need a bigger pad? Lol.
@merlinsmagic60612 жыл бұрын
Submit to the cheer cheer!
@caroljohnston1240 Жыл бұрын
I don't get the brown box one with the O square triangle
@faveese13 күн бұрын
Squid game ref.
@IornFoxYT3 жыл бұрын
2:11 make one of joe biden and you get my like
@ChicagoMel233 жыл бұрын
This
@janineunrau92173 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be funny though, you'll have to come up with some other creative way to make fun of Biden
@dynamicworlds13 жыл бұрын
Biden doesn't use a golden toilet or care about going bald, so the joke isn't as good.
@myriverishere72 жыл бұрын
I'm not supposed to be watching KZbin videos rn; it's a trial trying not to laugh....
@spiritobscura3 жыл бұрын
Grammy or granny?
@johnopalko52233 жыл бұрын
Same thing. Regionalisms, dialects, idiosyncratic vocabularies, childhood neologisms that became family lore, etc.
@spiritobscura3 жыл бұрын
@@johnopalko5223 Ohh. Wait, does this mean, Grammy awards are actually...(Just kidding.)
@CommodoreFloopjack783 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, the cat ate the £10 and pooped out change?
@dynamicworlds13 жыл бұрын
Nah, the cat just looked at it like a billionaire looks at their limo driver handing them the keys. "Tf am I going to do with that? That's for you to do your job."
@CommodoreFloopjack783 жыл бұрын
@@dynamicworlds1 😁😆👍
@dmr89149 ай бұрын
This is what is NOT needed. More waste, more plastic for the environment, more gifts when no one needs them. Give the money to charity instead. PLEASE!!!
@edroosen49882 жыл бұрын
It would be a nice video without the Pee Wee Herman music and those stupid pet pictures!!
@franklinwhite53922 жыл бұрын
That mammy toilet bush was inappropriate
@ourv96032 жыл бұрын
That captivated bottle reminds me of- kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJSTaZqPbdyZjMU !
@piratefreedom13ify3 жыл бұрын
What's most funny is the dates on these posts but the vid is 6 hours old LMFAO
@ChicagoMel233 жыл бұрын
Fail on the toilet brush
@susannovak82633 жыл бұрын
OMG - the toilet brush is hysterical! Perfect resemblance