People That Prove You Can Always Be Dumber - REACTION

[@jorge.figueroa1]

Charlotte missing jokes is part of the reason why I watch.

[@ladygodieva6298]

LOL yes, sometimes it's like WHOOSH. I say to myself, "Oh, Charlotte..." It's all part of her charm, though, for sure! X)

[@marshawargo7238]

@@ladygodieva6298 Like my daughter always tells my granddaughter "Oh Honey, it's a good thing you're pretty." *She just got married in May she's 26 & been together since 9th grade. She might be flighty but she doesn't jump into things.

[@einienj3281]

The code? 😄

[@hattialim]

when she clowns the book guy thinking he carries around both halves and cuts it for no reason..oh, i laughed. she cute tho

[@pixiejess]

Still don't understand Hilas and Jack joke 😅😅😅

[@Baalenciaga666]

When charlotte missed that code joke I just wanted to hug her so bad… my wife does this all the time an sometimes I can’t even bring myself to tell her she’s laughing at the wrong thing. She’s so happy and I’m not going to ruin that.

[@jlt131]

there were even two of them... there's one earlier on as well that's an itunes card for $25 selling for $20 and she didn't realize the joke was that the actual code was visible in the ad. lol. i just want to pat her on the head.

[@j.rbry.8990]

All I could think of was, well , bless your sweet little heart.

[@DanniArterberry]

Granted I was only half listening. When I saw your comment I had to go back and look at it and realized the issue here. 😅😅😅

[@Ausecko1]

It just made me think of how she said she was scammed a lot when she moved to the city, but that's something that happens to everybody. 🤦‍♂️

[@missamanda2703]

I wonder if it's different in Canada

[@ladyvatalani99]

Lmao I love when the joke goes over Charlottes head. 😂 specially on a video reacting to people being DUMB. 😂❤

[@markharrisllb]

My little Irish stepmother used to look at my late father, who was incredibly intelligent but was always doing stupid things, and say in pure County Mayo brogue: “You know Tony, for someone so intelligent you’re awfully thick." Thank you for that memory. I also need to ring my stepmother.

[@lilacdoe7945]

That's awesome, bet she's awesome to have a beer with. My grandmother always took the softer approach... "Bless your heart" always meant, 'Oh you poor idiot'.

[@kellyfehr3719]

It's overthinking. My dad took his truck into the dealership cuz all the gauges were kinda waving around. Even as he's tellin' me this I'm thinkin' it's something "common" to all of them. Tech swapped 'em all out! over a loose ground wire!

[@Kiki-nu2cv]

@@lilacdoe7945 You're grandmother with the polite insults 😂😂😂

[@margaridaferreira8029]

I tell my fiancé "at least you're hot" 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

[@nimeryaspawnbrd1049]

@@lilacdoe7945 we say the same here in Tuscany! 🤣 "Beato te! (Che non capisci nulla)"

[@djhart25]

The best is when Charlotte doesn't even know she didn't get the joke.

[@juliamccoey7496]

And she's so confident, it makes me double take for a moment. Like I'm 'haha they posted the code online for all to see and now they wonder why it doesn't work' and she's like 'that's... That's not the right code...' so confidently. Wait what?

[@Sunnbuzz]

Like the Apple Card smh lol

[@shortlilrope]

OMG her reaction to the books… yes Charlotte, they cut the book in half so they can take the HALF they’re reading with them. I did this when I was younger, now I appreciate books and take small ones with me and leave the bigger ones at home. LOL They DO read books.

[@queenbritally3477]

YES!!! 😁

[@douglaine6729]

I LOVE everytime you say Subscribe! My Petty self ALWAYS screams out NO! and giggle like a child because I already have! Thank You for all the laughter!

[@JessyDupre]

"I cut large books in half to make them more portable." Um... maybe they're only carrying half of the book with them at a time? That's still an insult to books.

[@margaretchristinafryde4033]

I have arthritis, especially in my hands. So we cut books into sections so that It can manage to hold it to read. This also good because one of us can start to read, then when they have read that section, and then somebody else (usually me) can start on the first section. If we are impressed with the book when we're finished reading, we buy a new copy for the bookcase.

[@JessyDupre]

@@margaretchristinafryde4033 As understandable as that is, it's still an insult to books... they have reading devices so you don't have to do that... ah, but they can be expensive... it's one of those catch 22s isn't it? It feels wrong but you can kinda understand why... but it still feels wrong.

[@LookingForFrogs]

yeah, I was recommended this channel a few days ago, i checked a couple of videos and this youtuber is not very smart, though this one is understandablem the logic of cutting books is quite abstract, but whatever, im not telling other what to do with their books, though in some other videos she said stuff that could potentially kill someone or at least damage their health.

[@edelleaa]

@@margaretchristinafryde4033 that actually seems pretty useful in your case dealing with arthritis. i'm sorry you have to actually do that just to read a book... it still hurts to destroy books like that but at least it's practical for you and you buy new copies too!

[@carlahaiduk1878]

No it's not an insult. The book is am object that serves me. There are plenty of books . I can cut mine in half if I want to.

[@bethanyhutter5433]

When Charlotte asked “does this mean I’m a genius?” My three year old next to me said “No” in response. Lol.

[@King_Barney]

🤣 Kids...lmao

[@drefk1973]

r/thathappened

[@MattieAnne]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bethanyhutter5433]

@JayLeeBeanz sounds like a fun read. 🙂

[@hazbinotakusimp2182]

Your weed story was a total opposite for what happened to me. I've never smelled weed before and I went away to a big city for trade school for a year and I was walking along with a group of friends and I smelled what I thought was a Skunk, and I said "you guys get skunks in the city?" (I lived out in the country before leaving) and they all looked at me confused and one guy asked "you never smelled weed before?" blew my mind lol

[@joyfulinhope1210]

Same! I’m a country girl, but my kids were raised in the city. I’ll be like, eww, skunk-and my kids are like, no, mom, that’s weed. 🤯

[@janewaysmom]

I had never smelled weed before moving to the city, but have you ever smelled marigold seeds? When they're fresh, the smell just like weed. I got off a bus and was like, "Oh ew, I hate that smell. Why can't they plant literally anything else?" A few months later, I got a boyfriend and he told me what that stink was. Somehow, nobody can smell it on marigold seeds except me, though.

[@happyzahn8031]

@@janewaysmom I know what marigolds and their seeds smell like but I think shunks smell different. I am not that put off by skunks though.

[@HighAsHeckPriestess]

Meanwhile, in Maine, the kids at my school were outed as potheads after a teacher scared a skunk while pulling into the parking lot😂😂 half the student body looking around like "whose blunt is that"

[@dane76014]

🧢

[@mellbell360]

Can we get a compilation of Charlotte missing the point/joke

[@FreakingPlane]

Yes.

[@gaelfaun2459]

Yes.

[@dieterkoch6563]

That would take a couple of hours, but I would watch!

[@mariabarker2036]

No, because she would not know which clips to include, as she is missing it.

[@mellbell360]

@@mariabarker2036 didn't say she had to make it

[@chippytea1-i7s]

Was the Nintendo code the bit that had been scraped off above the barcode? They took a picture of the code and posted it and someone used it quicker than they did?

[@eKko0]

gold star

[@inluvwiththesun]

I came looking to see if anybody already said this :D

[@jOGDPDJZ]

Yep exactly 😂

[@WinterRose4444]

I came on here to say that, too.

[@einienj3281]

Yes

[@SwitchMonkey]

I turned 61 years old this week. 31 years ago I would have dreamed of a girl like Charlotte. Today I just love her, SUBSCRIBED

[@50.newnotes]

You can dream about her anytime you like and you can always watch any of her videos you were not able to do that 31 years ago

[@behnammcdelijani3898]

Tell me you're not a gamer without telling me you're not a gamer: Charlotte not getting the punch line on the Nintendo code post

[@DM-um8uw]

I cant wait for her to talk about it at the next video.

[@EvanRockwell1]

I'm not a gamer and I get it lol

[@Luumoth]

Yeah^^ I was like 'Oh dear, dear gorgeous...'

[@Dropla]

I thought that at first too, then i remembered lots of gift cards have scratch codes on the back that aren't for consoles lol

[@mariahetszaz8567]

@@EvanRockwell1 Please, help me out. I really don't get it.. :(

[@juliawhitten6292]

The ‘book murderer’ is actually my high school boyfriend Alex Christofi! He has written 3 novels/books, won awards, works as an editor (I think), and is super smart and a lovely human! I chuckled when I realised he was the author of the tweet, made funnier when Charlotte didn’t understand why he cut them in half!

[@Palitato]

From a book lover- may he cut all his books to better be able to transport and enjoy them in his travels. Honestly, people are getting so incensed over it... it's not like they're first edition original printing signed copies, or vintage books from the 1700s or something. They're mass market paperbacks!! Those suckers are THICC! I totally get why he does it.

[@Mogvr7]

@@Palitato I understand what you are saying but I still wouldn't be able to cut a book, especially if I love this book.

[@flodofplants3597]

I actually loved the idea. I don't read long books because of them hurting my wrists. Well I fixed that with a kindle now but hey 🤷‍♀️

[@nanwijanarko1969]

This is actually a good idea. I don't have to be bringing the extra weight when I'm down to the last half of the book.

[@Zimtbiss1]

@@flodofplants3597 He'd probably rip the kindle in half as well.

[@Ami_E_Bowen]

I laughed way too long at the dad naming his newborn Jack Ingof and not getting the joke til later.

[@k.oliviamanragh-reid297]

I still don't understand it! Explain it please!

[@bruceh4180]

The way it was written I actually believe it was real, even tho it sounds like a joke.

[@camilaespinosa5428]

Seriously it took me so long to get it

[@tanushar541]

oh...i got it now..

[@rachelgammill7868]

Okay, so I didn't fully get the name piece from the first post- mainly because I didn't look at the names in the conversation. When he posted the birth announcement, with full name, I immediately got it... I don't understand the third post though? I mean, was it just to say, "Ah, shit, I didn't think that through," and like there was no actual joke there? Charlotte read the third interaction, paused, then "OH, I GET IT!" Uh, was there anything in that third piece that was actually a joke, or was it just calling himself out for not realizing his faux pas before committing his son to be Jack Inof for the rest of his life? Also- I realize this is not new. Sorry for commenting on a seven month old video. I'm just confused 😕

[@utatanepiko7087]

"And I'm not raciest because I eat rice" This made me laugh too hard because of the look on Trisha's face was gold

[@estrafalario5612]

She's not "ricest"

[@Delicate_Disaster]

.....racist*

[@Loaves_of_Cat]

@@Delicate_Disaster r/wooosh ?

[@Delicate_Disaster]

@@Loaves_of_Cat Um... no. No r/wooosh. I'm not a dumbass. I wasn't correcting "ricest." That was funny. I corrected "raciest." Good try though... I guess...

[@Loaves_of_Cat]

@@Delicate_Disaster oh, srry. Thought it was a response to estrafalario

[@gormogon]

Also book murderer is forever a book murderer. The AUDACITY.

[@sarab2324]

Another book murderer is someone who makes a “safe” out of a book and chops out the middle!!

[@electricshoess7257]

How could they 😭😭 I cant even dog ear pages

[@gencas310]

@@sarab2324 ooh I hope you haven't seen Gunpowder Milkshake then lol! Kept thinking in every book scene "Ugh. No! The books!"

[@That80sGuy1972]

That moron and its kin just look for excuses to rip apart books while pretending to not know why. The growing cult of stupid is paving the way for such violations and shielding them from scorn.

[@0MelleJune0]

@@aishwaryarao853 A Kindle/kobo could but useful then, it's a lot lighter and you can adjust the size of the text if she has issue with small printed books.

[@kalishadee8925]

I remember I was forced to run away from fireworks in secondary school, with two former friends. The boyfriends of these two former friends, thought it would be fun to chase us while setting off fireworks. Eventually we got to the exit but it was locked by this time, so we were forced to climb over fencing. We all struggled with this but luckily a passerby, took the time to help us. Just as well, this event occurred before my dramatic weight gain LOL.

[@slinkywhippet]

Oh Charlotte, my Potato Queen, How I love it when you simply don't get the joke, or explain things in a way most of us would never think of

[@Solutad]

"that's not the code, that's the barcode" oh honey

[@Thekikithehippie]

Thought the same thing.

[@LeonC0704]

hahahahaha same here

[@shadowmatrix0101]

That's a "Bless your heart" moment if I've ever seen

[@allamericanswede8661]

First the books, then the apple card, then the other card Charlotte: look at these dumb people

[@sarahglover3286]

She also didn't realise about the Cancer being the star sign not the disease...

[@elenaja_online]

As a book lover I am horrified. I could never cut a book in half it would break my heart. However I can understand cutting some schoolbooks in half, those can be stupidly heavy. But I would never do it myself.

[@marinam.2293]

I shuddered when I saw the picture! What the...?! Ok, I get that it may be easier to take with you when it's thinner and less bulky, but... MURDERER!! 📚🔪💔

[@Bane_Amesta]

I felt almost guilty when I had to put a spiral on my LOTR book to keep the pages together. It would have been easier just to buy a new one, but I didn't had the money for that (books are ridiculously expensive in my country) and that old copy deserved a new chance... Still have it in my small collection :D

[@ladygodieva6298]

Same. I get the need to lighten the load because some books are thiiiiick, but those people should just use an e-book app if carrying them is such a problem. Cutting books is straight blasphemy.

[@GenXfrom75]

I cringed... that's AWFUL

[@dieterkoch6563]

Does not one person realize that the ONLY logical reason to cut a book like that would be if you needed the info in that half of the book at your remote location! Otherwise you would be carrying both halves at the same time, or is that understood? I do not think so, evaluating the comments of some of the Brainiac's on this or any other site!

[@sylverscale]

Charlotte is a genius. 😁 By making a subtle joke about how the iTunes gift card was "a steal of a deal" and later "not getting" the Nintendo gift card joke right she made everyone believe she got neither - and comment, like I just did. 😂 I'm convinced she got both but I'm here for her not getting the jokes. 🤣

[@tiny._.sxnshine]

No? She got the iTunes, she didn't get the Nintendo. You just prove people can always be dumber

[@Ididnotwanttojoin]

@@tiny._.sxnshine It doesn't say she didn't get the iTunes joke. It says she made a subtle joke about it being a steal of a deal and that as a result, people thought she didn't get either that or the Nintendo one. Now the fact that "not getting" is in quotation marks suggests the commenter might think she did get it. I'm not sure if she did or not.

[@mbwitchgaming2848]

the person who cuts book in 1/2... dishonor on you! dishonor on your family! and dishonor on your cow!

[@laurentiare]

“Everything Trisha says you shouldn’t take seriously, the girl is like walking clickbait” Me: That is literally the best description of Trisha Pastas I’ve ever heard 😂

[@jengsci8268]

I would NEVER subscribe to a channel like that of Trisha Paytas. I lost brain cells in the few seconds she was on here!!

[@explodingdog]

Trisha Pastas 😭

[@FlickeringEmber]

I agree. I do think it's worth pointing out though, that Trisha has come out as non-binary and uses they/them pronouns now. Not sure if they're serious or not about being an enby, so I err on the side of caution and use those pronouns just in case.

[@Crackpot_Astronaut]

@@FlickeringEmber Oy

[@Crackpot_Astronaut]

@@FlickeringEmber Ahem "Everything Trisha says, you shouldn't take seriously."

[@YuToobVideos]

Our son is 6'4". When he was trying out for the basketball team in HS, my wife said to him "Great , you might get taller now". My son and I looked confused and asked what do you mean by that? She said "Because playing basketball makes you taller, just look at all the guys in the NBA." We laughed and laughed and laughed.....

[@YTistooannoying]

60% of a person's intelligence is genetic. The gene for genetics is carried on the X chromosome, of which a woman has two. Researchers have found that most of the father's X chromosomes are deactivated by the mother's, therefore intelligence comes from a child's mother. Just an FYI.

[@Lo66Li96]

@@YTistooannoying source?

[@evija1159]

@@Lo66Li96 sounds like the source comes from inceldom forums

[@bensmith7932]

@@YTistooannoying explains why humanity is getting dumber and dumber despite all of the advancements men make.

[@lilacdoe7945]

@@bensmith7932 You'd have a good point if women didn't create things like the first computer programming language, the foundation for wireless transmissions, the X-ray, and likely even fermented the first beer in Mesopotamia.

[@sweetlovinz]

i feel like we should be friends. i literally watch your videos when i feel like shit because even just your giggle makes me laugh. that's priceless....you're in the right place for real. thanks for being hilarious and having a contagious laugh.

[@katelafontaine7119]

The 'Is it weed or a Skunk' game at 5am was one of the best parts of living within walking distance of University of Ottawa. Spoiler: in the morning its a skunk, every other time it was weed.

[@AL-fl4jk]

Tuesday campus pub crawl meant weed, even in the morning

[@ladyfibonaccii]

That's silly lol Skunks go out at night too

[@tiffanybarnard8755]

I’ve smelled both. Skunks don’t smell like weed to me. And I smoke weed. So. I’m at loss for words. Guess I’ve never smoked true “skunk” weed. But seriously I grew up in a country ass town where we ran over skunks on the bus. So I’m kinda confused and I don’t like that. Lol 😂

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@tiffanybarnard8755 actually according to Google both have a similar chemical in them that causes the smells to be identical. But the skunky smell is mostly from shitty weed...the good stuff doesn't smell of skunk ass. It's milder almost softer smelling if that makes sense...

[@kenspriggs5687]

You misunderstood the two card posts, Charlotte. They gave the codes so anyone reading it could and did use them.

[@saram.8384]

It makes it just more fitting for the video 😅

[@3mPeRaToR]

I came to say this. But it was funny to watch how that joke flew over her head and she didn't noticed 🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@FilemonsOfelia]

I was just about to comment this xD

[@marie-luisecalvero]

i came to the comments section for this comment hahaha :))

[@Mombie4]

I was laughing so hard on this one. It made it so much more funny!

[@mirandar.3178]

It's actually hilarious that ppl think kolas are cuddly n shit when in reality they'll tear your skin apart before you could even say hi too them (':

[@parmissehteshami367]

I just loved the fact that Charlotte kinda missed half the jokes🤣🤣🤣 Love you girl, you couldn’t be more authentic ❤️

[@reginamachamer821]

I secretly talk in accents all the time to myself, my dog, or my youngest son who is only 18 months old. I aspire to be as open about this as Charlotte is one day. That's all.

[@andrewthezeppo]

I also do it when people ask me for money on the street. As soon as somebody thinks you have an accent and don't understand what they're saying they just leave you alone.

[@malloryjademoore6227]

To the guy with the college degrees: I feel you.

[@najadahmer4862]

Charlotte on Trisha: She is just walking clickbait... Haha I love that!

[@andrewthezeppo]

I've honestly never understood why anybody would want to click on any of her content though

[@gillian32]

I cut my Kindle in half to make it more portable.

[@KellyJayeIam]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alexlerch5975]

That’s a lot of damage!

[@margaretchristinafryde4033]

Ha fucking ha.

[@FLQueerLiberal1982]

I had to do the same, but with my diphalic phallus.

[@Autismallalong]

Is this really a contest you want to win?

[@rhiangwilt617]

Honestly, Charlotte missing the joke is a favourite part of these videos.

[@esposoman]

About running towards the fireworks: In some regions in Spain there are some kind of parades of people dressed as demons,holding sticks with spinning fireworks..in my region they are called "Correfocs" (an approximate translation is "running fires") .when I was a teenager we used to run towards the guys who held the sticks trying to getting the closest possible (sometimes we hugged them). It was very fun but yeah...you always had some little wounds on your skin and several fire holes in your clothing.We have a huge fireworks culture here and even being kind of dangerous, back in the day it was a common practice. Nowadays I'm 46 and I still enjoy these parades, but sometimes I laugh remembering how dumb and crazy we were back in the day.

[@adelia988]

There is a tradition near me that people carrying tar barrels on fire through the streets.

[@Fe-go2jw]

It kinda looked like they were waiting for it to go off, then was supposed to start running as soon as it went off. But they mistook the small explosion for the big one and started running too early?

[@Charity8492]

The bathroom stall one is literally straight out of my nightmares. For some reason I tend to dream that I'm in a public restroom and the stalls either look like that, or there's just like 10 toilets in one room with no doors

[@angelmcgovern116]

I dream the same when I have to pee when asleep. There is no door or the bathroom is unbelievably filthy. It's just our mind trying to stop us from wetting the bed! :)

[@bonnemoms5413]

I literally have dreams where the rest rooms are hundreds of toilets all right in a large group, everyone can see everyone.... almost like the out house hole style, but a toilet to sit on as well..... but in to of big wooden boxes ..... I always try to find a more private area but someone always comes next to me. It's awful.

[@lashannawelch3354]

Omg I have that same dream…or all them are filthy

[@argo12]

@@angelmcgovern116 Oh thank goodness I'm not the only one! My dream is telling me to wake up and go pee but thankfully my dream self has standards and won't use any of the toilets dream-me has the misfortune to find, LOL!

[@andrewthezeppo]

Face your fear just go take a poo in the middle of a crowded room

[@emperorwai]

Oh man, the pink panther one got me. Originally, the Pink Panther was a movie from 1963 with Inspector Clouseau and his blumbing hijinks to find the stolen gem The Pink Panther, which later became a cartoon in 1968 that turned the gem into a cartoon large cat. Also, panther is a blanket term for alot of big cats with black fur coloration, kinda like reverse albinoism. I don't believe Lions and tigers fall into that particular category but jaguars and pumas do. In fairness, people believed pathers were their own thing, since the spots of jaguars are usually a visual aid for to let innocent explorors know what they were going to be eaten by. :T This string of nearly useless facts was brought to you by doomscrolling of old and ✨️ADHD✨️. This all now can live rent free in your grey matter for as long as you desire. Enjoy!

[@andressigalat602]

Technically, a panther could be any of the big cats in the genus Panthera, which includes lions and tigers, not only the black furred ones. But really, as you say, the way is normally used is to referr to melanistic leopards and jaguars that are part of the genus Phantera, and also cougars, despite not being part of the genus Panthera, not even the subfamily Pantherinae. Jaguars, Leopards and Cougars, are ther only three big cat species with confirmed melanistic individulas,there have been some reports of black lion sightings, but no tangible evidence has ever surfaced.

[@EvilPinata]

Can't remember if she made them or just bought them somewhere, but my Oma gave us these little wooden tongs to grab things out of the toaster with. They were great!

[@SubtleStair]

We had those at my house! Called 'em toast-nabbers.

[@XxXShevampXxX]

That's what we have too. I think they were a free gift from pampered chef.

[@kellyb1070]

Oh r u german?

[@EvilPinata]

@@kellyb1070 German descent on my dad's side. My Oma and Opa were the first to immigrate here. I've called them that for as long as I could remember. We unfortunately lost my Opa early last year, but he had a good long life.

[@skullspoon3408]

... That is the best idea ever haha. Thanks!

[@lulusfunvideos7071]

I’m actually so hurt by the book murderer 💔 as an avid bookworm… that cut me deep 😢

[@CrystalRuizEnriquez]

Yes it did, i made a noise and it scared my daughter 😅

[@LinnChanett]

I feel for you. 🫂

[@JoJohXD]

I died a little bit inside

[@PurpleLugia]

If I came across that post, I would have been like, "You know that's why audiobooks and e-books exist, right?"

[@lulusfunvideos7071]

@@PurpleLugia exactly! Right!?

[@michaelcannaday3046]

The funny thing about a toaster is that once it's done you can lift up on the handle you push down to start it and it will lift up a bit. I know some items can be much smaller but it helps. 😉

[@Whit23ney]

To the book murderer: if you’re only reading half of the book at a time, it’s more portable. You could also just use an ebook reader. Just saying, it does make sense if you’re on chapter 3 and are just taking the first half with you for the day. 🤷‍♀️

[@ckee8437]

I was so excited to get an ereader, I was always bringing two books with me because I was almost done with one and had a long break between classes.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

They would carry half the book, Charlotte, then when they're done reading it they get the second half

[@Digitalhunny]

Thank you! Was comin' to post this too. 🤗

[@sophiekerr8964]

At that point you should just get a Kindle. I'm all for paperback but they aren't exactly portable.

[@wheelsndealz]

@@sophiekerr8964 Right? If you buy a hard copy it's usually because you want to keep it on a shelf and show it off or lend it to someone. Because you actually care about books. If he does that to them, yeah, just get a tablet to read on.

[@ladygodieva6298]

@@sophiekerr8964 Agreed. I usually get the physical and digital versions of the books I love. Physical ones for home, digital for travel. Cutting them is a no-no for me.

[@-Devy-]

@@Digitalhunny Me too, like how does she legit not get that?

[@Average_CoD_Clips]

There’s no worse feeling that happens regularly than losing a sneeze.

[@iabbervocium]

I've heard of Appalachian trail hikers chopping their books into smaller pieces to make it lighter to carry them, then mailing the next sections to different stops along the trail.

[@TheNormExperience]

....that’s pretty ingenious!

[@PJ-sh3nh]

Charlotte...sweetie....your "school weed" story belongs in this video as content! Your Teacher was the one smoking weed and you totally bought his skunk story! lol :D

[@KrisThroughGlass]

Since I we don't have Skunks in my country, I have no idea how they smell and just googled it. Apparently they DO smell similar to marijuana to an extend that some people can't tell the difference. Your theory was way more fun, though!

[@maureenarevalo7745]

So true. Skunks are nocturnal and unless they had their burrow next to an open window...IT WAS THE TEACHER.

[@paganbornspiritbear8249]

Made me think of my dad. I was his caretaker for his last 4 years. I was outside smoking, went back inside and my dad he’s got his hip wadders on, and his shot gun (no ammo, as we’d already taken the ammo)….I ask him what he’s doing, and he tells me he’s going skunk hunting..he smelled the bastard in the yard, and he was going to get it! I had to explain that it wasn’t an actual skunk he’d smelled…it was me. That was a hilarious conversation too! Baahahaha!

[@peggywallace7704]

@@maureenarevalo7745 Or it was springtime, near a marshy area, and it was skunk cabbage in bloom. :P

[@ladydiamondprisca]

I live in Connecticut and it's quite easy for drivers to run over skunks in the early morning so the smell lingers for hours and if you happen to live nearby even your closed windows won't save you 🤮

[@iancampbell8697]

A few years ago I sold most of my studio lighting photo equipment and switched to LED Systems. Almost all sold through Kijiji and cash only. All prices had been negotiated beforehand.Nearly everyone showed up with an envelope labelled with a price with 10 - 20% lower than agreed. I had stressed that prices were as low as possible and no further negotiations were possible. I have done this before, and people were amazed that there were only 5 people allowed in the house at one time, and that I checked that the agreed prices has not been "marked down" by the customers. Final price means xactly that. Ifanyone showed uo with less, they were crossed off the list and there was fast Food Washroom down the street. First weekend sales were $0:00 but most people showed up or called over the next few weeks, and nearly everything sold for full price. THis only works if you don't need the $$$!

[@alexzandragraham2642]

That "SUBSCRIBE" at the end always makes me jump 😂

[@roguemystique7]

It gets me sometimes too lol!

[@rivertam7827]

Hands up the Australians with "Dumb Ways To Die" stuck in their head 😂 Letting the Koala "bear" slide lol

[@leslieboan3411]

Yeah people get Koalas mixed up with drop bears all the time.

[@EH23831]

🙋🏻‍♀️ immediately! I was gunna make a comment about drop bears tho...

[@leah-simonemua8775]

You know Metro did good when even someone from Sydney knows that damn ad 🤣

[@EH23831]

@@leah-simonemua8775 yep - I’m in Adelaide...

[@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes]

Thank God it wasn't just me.

[@myrakeefer5977]

My mom passed away earlier this month, you have helped me to laugh again. My mom loved you she was 90. THANK YOU.

[@argo12]

I'm so sorry for your loss. My mom passed in 2010. I miss her so much. Big hug to you. Your mama loves you and wants you to be happy!

[@andrewthezeppo]

Sorry for your loss, but living to 90 AND being a Charlotte fan makes me believe she had a full life.

[@lokigodofmischief9816]

I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm glad that Charlotte is helping you to laugh again.

[@kimmyball4961]

Sorry for your loss. It's difficult to lose a parent. 😇

[@ninaamaral4434]

Gotta respect a girl that uses "Dumb and Dumber" as a way to check her own grammar.... #MadRespect

[@danielleking262]

I noticed that too, lmao

[@thebeauteatalk]

When I was a kid me and my best friend/neighbor used to get in our bathing suits in her tub with her mom's big ass jet massager tub thing. U put it in the base of the tub it covers the tub floor. Then we added a crap ton of bubble bath closed the shower curtain and it filled bubbles up to the ceiling and we dug tunnels in it for hrs. We were always wrinkled when we came out but boy was that shit fun. Lmbo 😜 No water over flowed either, we just needed a tiny bit to cover the jet massage mat to make the bubbles. We were so genius at that age to come up with that. We did it all the time after since we figured it out. 🤭🤪🤣😁🛁🧼🛀

[@SailorMouth]

Is anyone gonna ask why there was a skunk just runnin’ around the hallways of Charlotte’s Canadian high school?! 🤣

[@staceykersting705]

Cuz it's Canada.

[@libertyschauf]

It was late for class!

[@carolinegrova8707]

Probably smelled some weed and thought his buddies were in there.

[@einienj3281]

That teacher was the one smoking.. 😄

[@loopthemermaidqueen]

I just came here to tell you that I really like your user name. I can tell you watch SpongeBob. 😂😂😂😂

[@baileybrian9560]

7:10 i think this actually was the right code for them to use, but because they posted it to people online someone else used it first lol

[@allenmiquel]

1:43 -- Here's some trivia :P The reason bathroom stall doors and walls don't reach all the way down to the floor is by design, so people wouldn't have total privacy and thus make them want to hurry up lol. The people who own this particular bathroom probably know this factoid and likely just decided to double down, short of just removing the doors altogether xD

[@hypsyzygy506]

In Europe we aren't so rude. Stall doors don't have gaps down the sides, and if there are gaps at top and bottom the bottom gap is only five or six inches and you can't see over the top without standing on something.

[@Mrs_Sugar_Min]

Koalas aren't bears, they are marsupials!!🤷😆

[@yowgyrl]

no, it's because they don't have the koalafications to be bears...duh! O_o

[@Mrs_Sugar_Min]

@@yowgyrl 😂😂😂😂😂

[@King_Barney]

@@yowgyrl Badum-Baaaaa! 😁

[@jaylynn8957]

Like sugar bears aka sugar gliders and kangaroos

[@vvvvTusia]

Because they aren't koalified to be bears 😂

[@momowallsworth]

Ok so I’ve nearly binged watched all your videos and I must say, your voice is amazing and your singing gives me goosebumps. Thank you for cheering me up lovely. Be safe x

[@Lynn-zx3th]

OMG You killed me on the book murderer tho!! 🤣 Dude said he cut it in half to make it easier to carry. So... I’m thinking he meant he will only carry the top part or the bottom part depending on which one he needs.

[@r0bfleming]

A girl I used to work with used to do the book murdering thing. It was the only way she could fit the book into her bag. I guess nowadays, you'd just buy a kindle.

[@katty952007]

I will never do that, but its understandable

[@AngelJuliet]

I just don’t get it. Their still technically taking the same amount of space in the bag just Broken into more pieces

[@kavitha9859]

@@AngelJuliet No.. you just carry the part that you are reading. I used to do that during med school and residency. I used to split and bind the books into topics and just carry what was relevant

[@katty952007]

@@AngelJuliet no, you can take half first, when you finish, take the another half. You don’t necessarily carry both pieces at the same time

[@edelleaa]

@@AngelJuliet why would anyone think they would cut a book in half and STILL take both halves? lol that's the whole point of cutting it...

[@avalindblade1468]

the girl who thought she'd actually get a 🐨...

[@Ms10yearsafter]

🤭- 😆😂🤣🤣!!

[@EH23831]

IKR - bless! Btw koalas aren’t vicious - they’re pretty sleepy and slow, but they do have big claws for climbing trees

[@johns1625]

Like two days ago my mother and I were finishing the falls yardwork at her rental property. She mowed the lawn for the last time that year and I emptied the gasoline in the mower back into the gas can so it didn't sit over winter. So we had this gas can with like 1 or so liters of gasoline in it that we needed to get rid of. She wanted to just pour it on the gravel parking lot and I wouldn't let her do that. I told her I would empty it into a coffee can and take it to the landfill chemical disposal area with some other stuff. It was like 3 hours later I realized I could have just emptied it into my gas tank in my truck. 😆😆

[@pattygould8240]

This right here. No matter how smart you are, sometimes your brain just looks at something from the wrong perspective and you completely miss the obvious. I celebrate these moments because I find them hilarious.

[@pattygould8240]

Problem solvers brain.

[@carolr7333]

I bet you just had so much going on and your brain was hyper-focused on getting the outside of the place winterized. Maybe if you had a snow blower there you may have thought of putting the gas in that. I might have done this, and I DO lots of stuff like this at times, and I have a JD I got while on a lot of painkillers (broken femur, other surgeries, etc.)

[@hypsyzygy506]

Why didn't you just keep the gasoline until spring?

[@ren-dt6rh]

i feel like watching charlotte and hearing her say "hey everybody welcome back" has become part of my daily routine.

[@diamondayisha]

Charlotte: Titles video "People That Prove You Can Always Be Dumber" Also Charlotte: 6:58

[@KJ81574]

It started before that at 3:40.

[@saras123]

Also 10:10

[@ddebenedictis]

Well, if we are listing them... 2:03

[@OfficialCorinneGames]

lol I was about to comment about that

[@bloodberryhorror9332]

I used a plastic fork to take out a hash brown from the toaster and my boyfriend said don't do that you'll get electrocuted. I looked at him with a blank expression. Victor.... it's plastic. He thought you could get electrocuted even if it was plastic.

[@pablodelsegundo9502]

I was actually the dumb boyfriend once when I confidently noted that aluminum doesn't conduct electricity. My bf was like, "ALL metals do that, dumbass." I was apparently thinking of magnetism, not electricity.

[@argo12]

I was taught to unplug the toaster before sticking a knife in there. Now I have a fancy-schmancy toaster where you can lift up the plunger and you can easily grab the toast. Living the high life over here, LOL!

[@honolulublues5548]

@@argo12 I posted about unplugging the toaster. Can't conduct electricity if it isn't plugged in.👍

[@bloodberryhorror9332]

Oh well that's a handy idea. Turning it off. I mean I'm sure I could get electrocuted either way. But the hash browns are sticking out I'm literally not even touching the toaster. Hey at least he cares for my well-being. Never really thought about aluminum foil not being magnetic. Makes sense though.

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Char: Welcome Back Also her: SARCASTIC💥

[@robinrawle5909]

Thanks Charlotte. You're a rather wonderful way of wasting time. Too much fun, makes me feel guilty about watching your channel.

[@lm9327]

3:50 hint: they only carry one half at a time. That being said, I too still consider it book murder.

[@Ladybossstitch]

So one time I'm out with my bf and BFF, (all three of us wear glasses) and we need to put suncream on because it's effing hot. My bf watches me and my BFF take our glasses off to spray suncream on our faces, and the idiot just sprays sun cream on his EFFING GLASSES!! This dude has a degree in chemistry and is a chemist at a big company!! This was weeks ago and we still laugh about it now!!! 😂

[@enigmag9538]

The astrophysics guy with the missing light bulb is SO ME. Like you said, we just take the long way around.

[@cazthompson7406]

The first one reminded me of my nephew he saw a advert on TV about adopting a rhino and he asked me how can we adopt one where would we put it? Our garden isn't big enough lmao

[@Hypurr1]

"People That Prove You Can Always Be Dumber" - The book is cut in half so they only have to carry one half of it at a time. They are not carrying the same amount.

[@kirawilliams5024]

The lock and key in 8:16 omg if I saw that I would hide the keys in plain sight and just wait and hide and video tape them trying to find it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MGC-XIII]

The smart dumb person tiktok is a classic case of overthinking. Charlotte missed a joke again, it's funny. The scraped part is the code, the joke is that the person posted it and someone else took it.

[@InteriorDesignStudent]

Oh, I thought they were trying to use the same code more than once as if it magically refilled itself with more money.

[@fabplays6559]

Came here to try and point that out hehe.

[@lisahastoknow5877]

Love how you start it off as "is dumber a real word" girl you keep me laughing.

[@greenpiersystem]

The adoption thing I kinda relate to, but it's kinda scary that she made it to adulthood without being informed of this. For Christmas when I was 12, a relative who was affluent decided to "adopt" a Giant Panda (the black and white one, not the red ones) for me and give me the WWF materials from the adoption. I actually still have the photo of the panda that got protected by the donation, I'm 20 in June, but the point of me bringing this up is that I had the discussion of "they aren't going to Jurassic Park that shit, pick up the panda, and fly it across the Pacific Ocean so you can be friends with it in the backyard" when I was 12, and it took two seconds be like "oh, ok" and I am autistic, so sometimes I don't get stuff that fast. This woman is CRYING because they didn't hightail a UPS Air Freight with a Koala bear for her to snuggle with. And in the same logic as with me; I didn't even need this argument but I'll provide it for you; the US does not have natural food sources for either my Panda or your Koala. Bamboo, including the breed that Pandas eat, is not found in the US except in small farm allocations around zoos that take care of pandas and breed them since they are endangered, such as the D.C. zoo. Koalas eat only eucalyptus, and for the record are so food-dumb that if you take the leaves off the tree and put them in front of them, they won't eat them because they can't recognize it, and eucalyptus is only found in Oceania and in farms making essential oils, so what are you going to feed this bear when it gets dropped on your doorstep like Om-Nom and it's hungry? Oh, and just to add some sugar, she should be happy she isn't getting the bear, because nature has a weird sense of humor, and it actually has been found that some 90% of Koalas are carriers of human-transmission STDs, so she should be jumping for joy right now that she dodged that bullet.

[@llamamama2910]

It has been grown as a garden hedge/fence plant no now there are aggressive patches in places like Virginia

[@greenpiersystem]

@@llamamama2910 Ok, but that doesn't mean that the environment suits the animals still. If you only have a few trees, or not the right enclosure (to protect it from cats and shit) or don't have any of the other 500 things on the "how to keep a wild animal as a pet" checklist, then you're still screwed. Also, thanks for the birthday present. I'm now 21 in 4 months. I didn't even remember this comment existed.

[@stephenbanks5952]

Most of them have chlamydia.

[@DClark-zl8xb]

Putting metal things in a toaster will only electrocute you if it is turned on (actively heating). If you pull things out of a toaster after it is done, it is fine. There is no electricity in the heating elements if it is off.

[@aroma_]

except... when you poke with a fork, you can turn it on by pressing hard on a stubborn toast. So that means it's thunderstorm time

[@fwoggys_crochet_and_crafts]

@@aroma_ not if you plug it out tho?

[@peterfunfstuck8094]

@@aroma_ A toaster that automatically turns itself on when you put something inside - we're truly living in dA fUtUrE! ... seriously - none of the toasters I ever owned had that function...

[@esmedreise2631]

That book one was terrifying.

[@OcusticClear92]

0:55 At least, unplug the Toaster's power cord from the outlet!

[@conifercrow]

Distance hikers have been hacking books into chunks for as long as there have been paperbacks, most likely. (And Charlotte -- you only take the part of it you're reading with you. Cuts down all the rest of the weight of the book. You just ship the next chunk to your next restock spot along the trail. :D) But honestly, books are things. You bought the thing not to be a Thing, but to be used for something. For books, that's to read what's inside it. If you collect the Thing itself, that's fine, too -- you do you -- but for most people, the valuable part of the book is the story/info it contains, not the container it's in. :)

[@joyfulinhope1210]

Yes! My daughter collects books and keeps them pristine, which is great for her, but my books are USED. Dog-eared pages, splashes of coffee or ramen broth, etc. I read a lot, and it shows. And I’m fine with that.

[@NikNak500]

My grandmother was a librarian and this story has traumatised me!!

[@mplwy]

I remember seeing a cartoon where I think Donald Duck got electrocuted by sticking a fork in the toaster. I believe my Nan also told me not to do it. If I ever had real trouble getting something out, I unplugged it and used a plastic fork...and was still extremely careful.

[@E.T.42]

I recommend chopsticks. It's safer and much easier.

[@ladyred1665]

The koala stuff..... that's a 'drop bear' ...... the cousin of the cuddly loveable koala 😂

[@KcB01x]

I get the thing about common sense and fireworks… But keep in mind we are dealing with a generation that ate tide pods, and smoked bath salts 😂😂😂

[@missmurphy420]

Wait...you know they aren't literally bath salts, correct? That's just what they're called...

[@v1c4r10u5]

My grandmothers used to do the half-book thing. So they could read the same book at the same time. One would read the first part, hand it off, and start the second. They found it convenient for travelling. I also thought they were book-murderers... til I worked at a bookstore and had to destroy hundreds of paperbacks per week by hand.

[@lennellwaltonboxer]

Why do they destroy the books?

[@v1c4r10u5]

@@lennellwaltonboxer It's part of the returns process. Hardcovers and trade paperbacks usually get returned to the publisher for credit if they're unsold after a certain amount of time. They're boxed up and shipped, or if the bookstore is part of a chain, they may be sent to a central company-owned facility where the books are either returned to the publisher or redistributed to other branches. Often the publisher then sells those books to clearinghouses, who may resell the books to bookstores or other types of stores again, which is where 'bargain' books come from-- hardcovers that came out a couple years ago that are being sold for like $5, that's the source of those. But things like mass market paperbacks ("pocket books"), Harlequin brand books, etc, whose total cost margin is not worth the shipping cost, get destroyed instead as their 'returns' process. The covers are torn off and returned to the publisher for credit. In my store, we had to rip the books in half and box them up to go in the recycle compactor, but I know of other stores who just binned them straight in the trash after ripping the covers. Incredibly wasteful. That's also why inside the cover of those small-format paperbacks is usually a barcode, so they can be scanned and returned. That's also why that blurb about coverless books is in mass markets, because any book missing its cover has undergone this kind of returns process, which assumes the book has been destroyed, so any book missing its cover that is being sold somewhere is probably 'stolen property.' So... if you work within the publishing industry at all, you realize quickly that books are not sacred, not in this day and age, at least.

[@Adeena55]

Oh my goodness, I love lightbulb guy!!!! I think we have all had one (or more) of those days. Hahahaha

[@lulusfunvideos7071]

Happpppyyy Friday all 💃🍾🇿🇦♥️✨

[@RyanRichardsToby]

I've filled an entire back yard with bubbles by putting dish soap into the pump for the water jets in the jacuzzi.

[@oldgeezer2780]

My late husband used to tear paperbacks into readable portions. He'd stick a piece in his back pocket to read during lunch.

[@eeriemist847]

About the skunk thing, for me it was the opposite. When i was in high school al the bathrooms smelled like weed. So finally i asked my friends when are they going to catch the skunk? I’ve been here 2 years and its clearly still wreaking havoc on the school. And that is how i found out skunk smells like weed lol

[@Alfofthyefax]

We bought a new build house and the carpet fitters were in doing the two top floors. While my mam and Canadian stepdad were here. The sudden reek of marijuana caused a huge argument and near death of the carpet fitters. My grownup daughter was halfway up the stairs about to throw out the carpet fitters for smoking an illegal (in the UK) substance in our brand new home, I'm telling her, "Calm down, new carpet smells like pot sometimes". Stepdad was saying it was a skunk and I was arguing it wasn't as we don't have skunks in the UK. The stepdad was having none of it so I stubbornly googled it to prove it. All hell broke loose when it turned out the carpet fitters were indeed having a pot party in the bedroom. Best moving in day ever.

[@PocketJen]

Lmao in regards to the koala tweet I went through the same emotions. When I was 8 I saw those commercials about helping the starving children and begged my parents to donate thinking I was going to be able to bring one of those kids to my house so they could eat and play.

[@ElizabethTheUnicorn829]

But the thing is you were 8 the koala chick was not.

[@SIDEWAYS255]

You are so real. Thank you for sharing.

[@RonnieStewartJr]

Idea for a title: People proving that common sense isn’t that common.

[@ruthdeckman9781]

Common sense really needs to be renamed!

[@MyWorld-zw6oe]

This phrase needs to die. So many people have so little in common how would such a thing even exist? Voltaire said it in the 1700s and people have been uttering it ever since and still, for some reason, being disappointed it hasn't happenned yet when humans will never ever all be on the same page about virtually anything.

[@denkikaminari4008]

1:00 The first thing that popped into my head: Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as Piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach your self how to fly Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand-new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder, what's this red button do? Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb So many dumb ways to die

[@thisbushnell2012]

pink panther exchange had me rolling! My s/o has also heard from me the equivalent of "Mac, angel, light of my life,........"

[@PatrickRsGhost]

I'm one of those strange people that when I look into a bright light, I sneeze. When I feel one coming on, I immediately look into a light, like my desk lamp.

[@KellyJayeIam]

Not strange, that’s common advice. I know many besides myself that do that.

[@KellyJayeIam]

@@lb_6248 don’t you love it when that happens! That’s for the medical reason - did not know that! 👍

[@argo12]

@@lb_6248 My best friend in high school could do that. Never works for me. I get SO annoyed when my sneeze goes away! I love a good sneeze. Clears my head (literally and figuratively).

[@inthewindago]

FYI burning dried Basil also smells mildly like weed. Lol learned that one during my Wicka faze in high school.

[@candicemonique5927]

BOOK MURDERER! I really yelled, gasped grabbed my face like this. 😱😱😱🤣😂🤣😂

[@minidinocannon4598]

No dude I actually get the book murdering thing, you only need to carry the half that you are currently reading, saves space if you carry it in your purse

[@terra7283]

My library and archivers heart died seeing that! If you want a librarian to faint, this is how, awefull!!!😭😱

[@meshalali51]

That is sinful

[@explodingdog]

@@terra7283 And WHY Dostoyevsky 😭😭 I didn't like that one so much 😂

[@pomegranate818]

yes exactly!! i used to do this at uni all the time with compulsory tomes that were sooo heavy! i chopped one book into 5 segments & would just bring in the relevant one. it saved my back & actually made studying it way easier!

[@michaelwalton7066]

Genius!😛👍

[@dahnahewlett6349]

Koalas aren’t aggressive, but fun fact: a good portion of them have chlamydia.

[@markedwards3647]

And have long, sharp claws and are shy. When you try to pet a shy animal, you bleed.

[@dahnahewlett6349]

@@markedwards3647 they still aren’t aggressive, which is what I said. Secondly, I don’t know how many koalas you have handled but I don’t think you did it right. I’ve never been scratched by one, and I have handled many. Thirdly, nobody should be patting an animal they don’t know unless someone has okayed it (e.g. a zookeeper).

[@madr309]

@@dahnahewlett6349 When I visited a wildlife park in Australia, the sign on the koala exhibit warned that they would kick, scratch, bite, and poop on you, if you touched them. No other animals had that warning. (And frankly, they're not as cute in person - wombats and Tasmanian devils were a lot more adorable.)

[@dahnahewlett6349]

@@madr309 I have lived in Australia since I was born and have frequented zoos and wildlife parks in every area I’ve lived. I haven’t seen this warning once. Also, I have also rescued wild koalas with no issues. And I’m also currently studying zoo husbandry at university. I’ve had a bit of experience with koalas

[@madr309]

@@dahnahewlett6349 I bow to your greater experience - clearly you have much more than I do. But that's what the sign at the wildlife park said. It just now occured to me that the sign may have been to keep ignorant tourists from stressing the animals by trying to pet or cuddle them.

[@Dorothyonbay]

OMG the lightbulb! I laughed so loud and long 🤣