People Who Drink Diet Coke

Lets be honest, Diet Coke is made by the government... probably not. But it could be. Who knows what tf is in that stuff.
Besides veggies...
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[@PilotGrapefruit]

“People say Diet Coke is addictive” “I’ll tell you what’s addictive... *black tar heroin* ”

[@annabanana2213]

Holden Hathcock ....my brother would most probably agree 😂😳🤦🏻‍♀️

[@kelsielacy4526]

i can attest to that lmao

[@riepapple1449]

@@takashimizutani1808 Haha bro, actually you're not funny. Shut the fuck up

[@edwinmclellan9626]

Is he wrong doe

[@sosiouxme7216]

Remember me

[@smartcow360]

This is probably not what Diet Coke had in mind when they suggested a sponsorship 😂

[@cunt5413]

Holy shit this is genuinely funny instead of just lamely quoting the video. Good job, dude!

[@TheRamFam4]

Makes me want one tho

[@boyandking]

@@cunt5413 pretty sure content makers appreciate the feedback on things viewers found funny and liked about the video... rather than everyone trying to be a smart ass or get their own show in the comment section. Sooo holy shit you're missing the point!

[@cunt5413]

Boy & King Nah, pretty sure they're doing it just to get likes. The feedback part is a side effect that didn't occur to me, I admit.

[@user-op8pf3uf8s]

Oh they sponsor him? This video now makes sense.

[@Nick-ku7xr]

No joke. My father drank diet coke like it was the water of life and bragged he never had a cup of coffee in his life. So...this video is basically his autobiography.

[@xxody]

I honor your father

[@xxody]

W father

[@nitroxylictv]

is that why you said past tense? because he had kidney failure and died?

[@Sweaty__Sheep]

Did he have side effects?

[@Kap_NYC]

@@nitroxylictv I'm guessing their father isn't with us so yeah

[@TheCrackFox]

What's funny is my uncle was a really bad alcoholic and sobered up and replaced it with diet coke. He's now a diabetic and has an insulin pump. Don't know where I was going with that.

[@leovnambo]

How do you become diabetic from Diet Coke?

[@TheCrackFox]

@@leovnambo Not sure. That was just the order of events that led to that outcome. More than likely it was the alcohol.

[@nolesy34]

Dc probably saved him from liver failure and cancer

[@Ceejay-gl9ld]

DC contains artificial sweeteners.

[@QuietGuitaristfan]

@@leovnambo You don't.

[@tseye2478]

Diet Coke: *Exist* Americans: Is this a health drink

[@ricketyspider3391]

Helth

[@ricketyspider3391]

@@mads6103 helth

[@jeremiahwillden9235]

@@mads6103 helth

[@cptfries5857]

It’s just because it has the word “diet” in it makes people think it’s healthy and actually diet drinks are worse for you than the original ones

[@cptfries5857]

Mads oh yeah... sorry. I didn’t see the chain. Hold on

[@ino7604]

"I'll tell you what's addictive: black tar heroin" Lol well... He's not wrong

[@depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043]

hol’ up

[@omardinhoperalta2026]

😳hol’ up

[@Kodakbug]

I like to call black tar heroin: Suicide

[@OneRichMofo]

@@Kodakbug nah its good, dw

[@urmomzaho9714]

@@OneRichMofo u good

[@MemphisFloyd]

As a Diet Coke addict for 20+ years, this hits home.

[@jameshill8138]

I'm am too. NOT SORRY

[@Lincoln_XD]

Same here lol

[@malinjohansson6942]

Me too man Water of life right there😂

[@kingtnaughty189]

Bruh that shit is just chemicals no taste at all nasty af

[@mick-my-binary]

As a type 1 diabetic who gets themselves a diet coke on special occasions or parties - this is so accurate. I'm living for the moment I can enjoy my coke rush without a hyperglycaemic episode lmao

[@clichewatermelon3279]

Just a heads up idk if you’re aware of this but súcralose can cause fluctuations in blood sugar levels. Best to drink diet sodas with food for stable blood sugars

[@iche9373]

You can cure your diabetes with keto diet.

[@ZackHolleman]

“Tastes like the floor of a movie theatre” Probably the most perfect description I’ve ever heard.

[@Knel_]

The Daytona reference was pretty classic too haha

[@_RobBanks]

How do you know what the floor of a movie theatre tastes like?

[@_RobBanks]

Jamal Garland no I have never imagined of licking a floor! 😂

[@ZoeyCult]

@@_RobBanks I know for a fact everyone has licked the floor of a theater at least once

[@_RobBanks]

Legoman11 my first job was working the theatre- We were cleaning up after showing one night, I picked up a half full medium cup of soda and flew it up just under the rafters and it landed perfectly inside a cup holder half way across the theatre- Totally a glitch in the matrix-

[@matehegedus5551]

Justin Bieber basically looks like this nowadays😂😂

[@andrewguadarrama2285]

Who?

[@adamlee7886]

Andrew Guadarrama ur nan

[@markcastro6990]

Wait this isnt Justin Beiber?

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

Matteo Jr Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hopebissell2359]

Oh my goodness 😂😂

[@MisterPuggles]

As someone from the South, your "southern gibberish" is 100% gold. Also 100% correct.

[@Sheriff_K]

As a Coke Zero drinker, I don't think this applies to me..

[@Official_SunTzu]

are you bisexual?

[@RivalComprivalcomp]

Same

[@Raysgarage90]

Yeah it does not. Coke Zero is a whole other realm.

[@jacelol7747]

“Jack Daniels? That’s a funny way to spell Diet Coke. I don’t need it”

[@soundlessscreaming1463]

Copy.

[@gabrielcamberos3662]

Copy

[@Nickelodeon81]

Copy

[@georgeranney1672]

I was reading comments while watching the video and I read this right as he said it

[@marcrodriguez345]

Heard

[@shinobu5948]

I drive a Subaru

[@americanpatriot3667]

Zachariah Diet Coke is worse than regular coke

[@flycrack7686]

@@shinobu5948 well if you use US standards

[@scallahan1294]

My mom be like 😂 I like Diet Coke better than reg tho

[@rissanne5586]

Ive had success getting my mom to cut way back on her diet 'coke abuse' (yes it can be done theres hope) It takes a few years of encouragement but low sugar sparking juice, or ice green tea has worked as a morning "wake up" replacement. That amazing burn feeling is the only reason I crave a soda.....stay strong my friends!

[@MamaBunnyKit]

I don’t appreciate you exposing my mother like this.

[@bradcherry101]

Which is harder? A junkie trying to quit heroin or a teacher trying to quit Diet Coke 💀💀

[@themoviechef9413]

“i’ll fight a tree frog” is such an underrated line in this video

[@joshperson8349]

"tastes like a floor in a movie theater" - truer words could not be spoken.

[@spiddyman0079]

Wow eggsactly omg it’s the worst

[@rachels6403]

It still tastes way better than normal coke tho

[@calebsherman886]

@@rachels6403 That is objectively incorrect.

[@eliasmontoya7515]

@@rachels6403 only reason you say that is cause you're likely addicted to diet coke 😂. That shit's addictive af

[@rachels6403]

Elias Montoya oh I 100% am. I think the main reason I like it tho is because I don’t like the taste of having too much sugar, and normal coke is way too sweet for me

[@Kadz]

Ah yes, aspartame. The healthiest vegetable.

[@IAmAHuman000]

What u doin here?

[@justsomebirbwithinternetac5997]

exactly

[@Cent4uri]

Diet Coke is another vegetable

[@dudeidk9522]

Did I do black tar heroine or is this the comment (it’s a good comment!)

[@sable7922]

Karen’s be like: yes

[@Aaron-zh4kj]

WHY ARE ALL OF THESE SO FREAKING ACCURATE?! HOW CAN ONE MAN DO IT ALL?! This is legit so accurate, and looks and sounds like actual video footage of every family reunion on my dad’s side. Holy crap.

[@lanceknuth5300]

Trevor, your commitment to comedy is amazing. I would have to be paid quite a chunk of change to drink a diet anything.

[@zachdefrates9002]

Diet Coke: exists Americans: helth

[@DAWson-fo1yk]

Lmao😂😂

[@slugworth3773]

True lmao

[@kyleterry5190]

Add in a giant whooper and big mac with large fries

[@bruv6805]

You mean Merica

[@Mikey-ym6ok]

Meanwhile Latin Americans drink 4 liters a day...

[@coolguyzion1383]

“I’ll tell ya what’s addicting...black tar heroin”

[@kennethrobinson7177]

Coolguy Zion shit killed me to dawg🤣🤣🤣

[@thomassteele1728]

I started to read this and I'm sk glad you didnt say black 🍆

[@ClapperAMVs]

Whiskers is tweakin

[@gsm6808]

Oh my god it's not like we watched the video or anything thanks for pointing this out

[@ClapperAMVs]

@@gsm6808 son calm down drink a dc😂

[@isabellaimholte5885]

as a southerner, the southern gibberish is the most accurate thing I've ever heard💀

[@xxmlgterryxx5276]

As a former atleast 6 cans of pepsi max a day drinker, i can say that this is 100% accurate! I LITTERALLY WOKE UP AT 6 am EVERY MORNING AND DRINK A PEPSI MAX! Not kidding...

[@RetroJ3000]

"Tastes like the floor of a movie theater" is the most accurate description of DC I've ever heard.

[@sportsfaniguess154]

RetroJ3000 there are 2 types of DC: Diet Coke and the DC universe

[@wistful3631]

So is that good?

[@Caracatungas]

Now I'll never get myself to drink it again.

[@uchihasolo1307]

Damn DC got roasted

[@Tucurb]

Yeah O recommend marvel

[@LeoNerz]

"I'll tell you what's addictive: black tar heroin." Perfect deadpan delivery. Almost makes me believe he's joking.

[@LoneEditor]

LeoNerz “makes me believe he’s joking”

[@michaelscott3174]

That's... not what deadpan means.

[@wwiihistory7627]

Not how deadpan works...

[@LeoNerz]

@@michaelscott3174 Deadpan means "marked by an impassive matter-of-fact manner, style, or expression." His delivery is deadpan.

[@LeoNerz]

@@wwiihistory7627 And I'm clearly being sarcastic. Of course I know he's joking, Trevor Wallace is a comedian. That's literally his thing.

[@Drew57720]

“I’ll tell you what’s addicting: black tar heroin” just the deadpan delivery made me cackle 💀

[@csaurex388]

The drink of teachers.

[@smik5304]

I don’t need Jack Daniels. *Jack Daniels needs m e*

[@ClapperAMVs]

Jack Daniels? More like Jacked Daniel's Lets go boys!

[@smik5304]

*h e c c y e a h b r o t h e r*

[@happy2shootu144]

"Camouflage, Jeff Gordon, waffle house" lmfao

[@gui18bif]

Comedy genius

[@MisterArse]

*UHH*

[@judahweesner2651]

wish i made that comment lol

[@reesespeanutbuttercups5548]

“This got veggies in it, aspartame”

[@ThebluegrassLatte]

That’s literally the best line ever 😂

[@theboredbrickbuilder4130]

So this is what matpat is like when it's not filming theorys

[@AidenA93]

He is like a light beer drinker

[@comicsams5399]

“Yeah Pepsi’s good, if you drive a Prius” I died...

[@ravishah3078]

That was the highlight 🤣

[@keyboardjustice3624]

I literally read this comment at the same time he said it

[@TheBimmerMan]

That’s why I don’t drink Pepsi.

[@fade2Matt]

That line came up in the video at the same time I saw the comment

[@helloxuan180]

I love pepsi.

[@mattreese2]

The grunting is so accurate I swear every person that drinks Diet Coke just grunts randomly

[@crenee4742]

No we don't

[@2boliviano]

No we dont!! Aggghhhh

[@briaharris183]

Sounds like his account on comparing it to sex is right

[@Tubular_JJ6969]

I don't

[@misplaced3117]

I grunt randomly and I don’t drink Diet Coke 👌

[@Leopard762]

“Tastes like the floor of a movie theatre.” 😂

[@evolatile3871]

As a dude who lives in Kentucky, I can confirm that “going over to Bruce’s to watch the fight” is pretty common

[@lazi2423]

“You don’t like the taste of America?” 😂😂😂

[@tee8046]

That was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[@jnuy764]

*laughs in Canadian* 🤣

[@KHRification]

Apparently America tastes like the floor of a movie theater

[@232Cookie]

'MURICA!

[@goopgoopgoop]

*southern gibberish* "camouflage" "waffle house"

[@williamg9857]

”James Gordon”

[@bruceleroy6551]

*"Jeff Gordon". He should've also thrown a "Geterdone" in there.

[@akiirabeats]

@@monke980 that got me dyin😂😂😂😂😂

[@tacticalvirgin5554]

Hes not wrong.

[@deanburton8251]

lmaoo

[@JustSRK0]

I need a 10 hour loop of just him opening Diet cokes.

[@nolesy34]

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[@karlosperez2179]

the amount of funny jokes with hilarious punchlines are simply brilliant 😂

[@Nate-lt1bq]

Fun fact: There is more potassium in a potato than in a banana. Trevor pretending to be stupid was accidentally smart.

[@overmountain]

Neat.

[@purpledefaultpfp6233]

Specifically sweet potatoes

[@joshuacarter9140]

Yup was gone say the same thing

[@yarik6543]

👍

[@movietimeateds69]

I was like number 666.

[@AageKush]

"Pepsi is cool... If you drive a Prius" No reason to be uncivil.

[@epictorres96]

It's the truth tho lol

[@TheAlexxxMackie]

^age drives a prius

[@samcrowell5745]

U drive Prius

[@nolanhowe6002]

I'd rather have somethin that tastes like a Prius than movie theater floor tbh

[@TheAlexxxMackie]

@@nolanhowe6002 that's cause you're acoustic

[@luxurylozlo]

"I dont need Jack Daniel's, Jack Daniels needs me" The realest line ever.

[@iphone6100]

“is it okay that I slashed all four of your tires?” *looks intensely into camera* “I did do that.”

[@joshkraus8565]

“Ya Pepsi’s good... if you drive a Prius”😂😂😂

[@andrewtabatadze9384]

Josh Kraus when was that? missed that out

[@sgause9507]

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[@Blastoise1022]

@@andrewtabatadze9384 1:01

[@fungwahchinesebillionaire3554]

@@sgause9507 nah

[@teenwolf2013]

Josh Kraus hmm I do drive a Prius and Pepsi does tastes pretty good so 👀

[@floorbored]

I found him Mr. President. Here’s a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

[@leshinarr]

bruh im thin and drink diet coke... I genuinely like the taste better

[@floorbored]

@@leshinarr oh me too, I'm addicted

[@COhlen]

@@floorbored the only thing I hate is the ads for Coke Zero and Diet Coke “same great taste less sugar” literally tastes like a different drink

[@Scootmelton]

@@COhlen zero tastes like a car tire that drove through mud

[@monke980]

@@leshinarr regular coke hurts my stomach

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

"Diet Coke? More like Diet Ketamine. This shit got me hopped up, I'll fight a Tree Frog"

[@chickenriceandbeans4995]

4:36 "Is she still in there?" LMAO

[@yaboythepizzaboi]

this man takes better care of diet coke than my dad took care of me

[@EightsYT]

That’s just kinda sad

[@hectorjr__5]

Oyyy that’s a bit mad

[@varunrajesh1028]

that’s an OOF if I’ve ever seen one

[@brioff3bans522]

Ill always love you pizzaboi 🥺

[@Yeetimus420]

How long were you sting in your lonely ass bedroom and thinking of that

[@shiv488]

"There's two flavors I like in this world. Diet Coke and sex" That is straight up gold right there

[@jessicaoursland3411]

It's true.

[@chrishamilton7428]

Fax tho

[@slaimer3902]

It might be just me but it says read more but it doesn’t work just saying

[@angeloguerzon2679]

Diet Coke was taste like someone tried to sweeten a candle

[@airbiox11]

Read this as soon as I heard that lol

[@shooei5990]

“You lil freaky bih” 😭🤣

[@azhupeo]

This dude is legend. Worth every subscription ❤

[@reckless1587]

imagine if this guy ate a mento he would blow up

[@pepesupreme6451]

^ best comment

[@wet0wl]

So would I

[@janewick509]

What a thought! Wow!

[@winken2666]

😂👌

[@danterosenberg7506]

That's great 😂

[@aidan5214]

The metaphor "tastes like the floor of a movie theatre" somehow makes total sense

[@thegirthquake8574]

Simile

[@wieds1644]

@@thegirthquake8574 good shit🤝

[@wieds1644]

@@thegirthquake8574 came here to say the same thing

[@solaris314]

I'm solid someone agrees

[@doublewide9041]

Fax💯💯💯💯💯

[@autumnlynn7517]

My teacher has a sign in her room saying "this class runs on patience and DIET COKE"

[@notsomagic7359]

Whiskers is tweakin 🐈 😂😂

[@jacksmith2870]

“Regular coke is bad for you, this got veggies in it”

[@trevorvolcom7]

Proceeds to name a cancer causing ingredient

[@Emerardo]

We watched the same video thats so awesome

[@pasteldreams5413]

@@trevorvolcom7 Everything is a cancer causing ingredient. Breathing is a cancer causing ingredient.

[@trevorvolcom7]

@@pasteldreams5413 You are definitely cancerous

[@MissDraiha]

I don't like bananas I don't like the shape of em

[@walterfowler4785]

“This has vegetables in it.. Aspartame, Potassium, potatoes”😂😂

[@moonease4173]

Uh cletus I think they said “additives”

[@supamarioxx]

Moonease he said veggies

[@dirtyasianmafia2310]

@@supamarioxx thats

[@BeaverManIsHot]

as a diet coke drinker, that was about 70% accurate, but 100% funny

[@chrislong2256]

Sue from work...second she clocks in, you hear a can crack and then periodically throughout the day 😂

[@senpaidaruto4959]

"Folgers, I don't drink that devils juice" lmfao

[@SimplySmug]

I have been crying the last 5mins because of the one line!

[@gisellevu3635]

i would give this a like but its 666 and i think everything is already balanced

[@senpaidaruto4959]

@@gisellevu3635 I RESPECT YOU

[@KaterinaRakosky]

*holds up asparagus* “HONEY YOU DIDNT TELL ME WE HAD ASPERTAIN”

[@somberghost5160]

no one wss suppose to tell him the secret ingredient was ASPERTAIN 😂😂😂

[@gorehammer42o]

@Jj Dubreuil aspartame

[@zukokurama]

Jj Dubreuil aspartame not aspertame.

[@HillbillySteve]

*Aspergers

[@zukokurama]

Jj Dubreuil Yikes

[@patrikcoman3026]

Way to shout out Gabe the babe at 0:40 🤣 thanks for the amazing content man keep it up

[@EdGeLV]

Now that aspartame has been declared potentially cancerous this video goes even harder

[@rred8674]

"Camouflagejeffgordonwafflehouse" Can confirm, this is the real name of the south.

[@davidg9757]

Same

[@omarqudah7848]

get doewnrer, getrde

[@iamacatperson7226]

Yep, just needed to add a getterdone

[@donnygoodman1285]

He was spraking the language of the alabamians

[@blakehampton6878]

I can back you.

[@maquelquerry6206]

As a Diet Coke addict, thank you for perfectly depicting my daily thoughts.

[@allisonpack5264]

Maquel Querry, right? I did not expect this to be so accurate 😂

[@jackthecommenter2768]

@ yeah

[@bruziyahyisreal3015]

Cman yea and went on to murder millions of people throughout history👌🏿

[@deeganschenck7116]

BrandanChaos it is what it is

[@jacrispy3275]

Y'all need to drink some Goddamn W A T E R .

[@midnightlegend528]

someone show this to matpat 😂

[@xelence420]

southern gibberish: "mm mrrr camouflage.. jeff gordon.. mmrrr mmr"

[@noelsmith9860]

"whiskers is tweakin'!" took me tf out 😂😂😂

[@sarainrheallife]

Ssme

[@gordiandres]

Isaiah Lewis lmao same

[@HotOffTheWheels]

*''Whiskers is tweakin, I remember my first Diet Coke'''* - I'm gone..😂😂

[@amyd7718]

"yeah pepsis good, if ya drive a prius" had me rolling

[@mstrbltzr]

Doesn’t he drive a Prius? 😂

[@TheGoldenApex]

Bro ur videos are too funny😂😂😂

[@XxMrGangsterBossXx]

*speaks southern gibberish “camouflage Jeff Gordon ... Waffle House ... cmon get down” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@metalphobos3632]

That killed me. I was going to type the same thing but figured someone already beat me to it.

[@neegas3490]

Ooo

[@iexist6586]

I read this right as he said it

[@sheepshark]

laughed even more reading it again.

[@MuscarV2]

He doesn't say get down at the end. How do you get that wrong when the video is right here?

[@thekgb2436]

My dad is like this guy before diet coke, but he was a magician he could turn a six pack into domestic violence

[@marcobenson3083]

🤣🤣

[@msminox26]

are you okay man?

[@AgentAnime95]

Need a hug?

[@arcwill9733]

Oof

[@imthesnakeking]

Christ dude.

[@Lover_Not_A_Fighter666]

This is by far my fav video

[@kcnnetwork8396]

Just discovered your channel this video is great. I've been weaning myself off soda period. :)

[@sladewilson9718]

I love how he says “since my wife left me” Which implies all of the times he shouted honey, he wasn’t shouting to anyone😂😂

[@plastic12345]

He was shooting to the dc

[@blepinator7847]

nah he said he was going on his 3rd marriage lol

[@garystinten9339]

Any time he said honey

[@Whynotmini]

or that she left during filming

[@d.n5287]

Side Effects of Diet Coke include: Schizophrenia, Psychosis, Southern Accents

[@maverickbenoit7979]

“Mr. whiskers is tweakin” I’m dead💀

[@spaze4187]

How did you type this if you dead?

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

My grandma exclusively drinks Diet Pepsi, and when she visits, we stock the fridge with bottles of it. I don't really know where I'm going with this exactly, but I'm sure it's one of those things where once you drink it a few times, your taste buds make you think it's the nectar of the Greek gods or something.

[@Seothepro1]

My health isn't good and i was feeling so bad like hell, watching this video gives me real satisfaction dude and damn that cat thing is Pro max👍🏻👍🏻

[@MythosCatalog]

MY MOM IS A RECOVERING ADDICT AND SHE DRINKS DIET COKE LITERALLY CONSTANTLY HOW IN THE SHIT DO YOU KNOW ALL THE STEREOTYPES, NO MATER HOW HYPER-SPECIFIC???

[@sanjuyon_]

@Towely Smokes What? Soda is better for you than cigarettes or drugs any day.

[@kellerblair2952]

@@sanjuyon_ honestly no it isn’t Diet Coke has the potential to cause cancer but you have to drink 14 a day

[@RuIer-]

@@kellerblair2952 yeah

[@itrixel602]

@@sanjuyon_ i think they were making a joke, although diet coke can give you cancer if you drink hella diet coke

[@cole9777]

How many sodies does she drink a day?

[@subbot365]

”I have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke" -Donald Trump, 2012

[@subbot365]

@Ella> t. butthurt It's a free country, I'll quote whoever I want. FYI, Trump tweeted this in October of 2012.

[@randyshephard8257]

@Ella why cant be quote trump? He is arguably our best president

[@bboybolt8193]

@@randyshephard8257 He's probably the best since Reagan, but he definitely is not the best president in history.

[@randyshephard8257]

@@bboybolt8193 i know i mean this generation he is the best. He has done very good for our country and i hope he wins again

[@t6amygdala]

Randy Shephard not even close. we’ve never had a good president especially in recent years. and before you say anything i’m not a biden supporter

[@lukeross225]

“Pepsi’s good if you drive a Prius” 😂lmfao

[@nathangutierrez3026]

This was clearly made in inspiration of matpat’s love for Diet Coke

[@thescunge.]

"You're gonna Pep-see this foot up your ass" *Red Forman has entered the chat*

[@sigbrown3944]

Aaaayyyy

[@cami4070]

*eric forman has left the chat*

[@spraybry8982]

thank you.

[@oxbital4741]

"whiskers is tweaking I remember my first diet coke

[@tylerdevore6520]

"

[@bifurious7828]

reminds me of my pcp days

[@domersftw1503]

13

[@360Pros]

"She still in there?"

[@comebackkid625]

this is the video that found Trevor for me. still holds up

[@gamerpspc8421]

Never ever EVER heard someone call it “DC”

[@jizou1581]

I call Vanilla Coke VC

[@yousif9196]

I think it means Diet Coke (DC)

[@dirtymickii1004]

im sure you havent heard of a lot of things "MARTINEZ"

[@jacobcardinal8041]

@@yousif9196 no i dont think thats it

[@braxtoncomix]

People in the south make acronyms wherever they can make it fit.

[@Mercurii1]

"I don't need Jack Daniel's, Jack Daniel's needs me."

[@uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh8833]

"you little freaky bitch" had me rollin lmaoooo

[@help_me_2]

“Honey, top guns on” THE MOST SOUTHERN SENTENCE IVE HEARD

[@benbellantone8501]

my mom says "if he were a real diet coke addict, he wouldnt be switching over from cans to bottles."

[@ktglittertime7697]

Ben Bellantone; Oh my god this is the funniest and truest thing I’ve ever seen lmao

[@DesolationNathan]

And be addicted to fountain drinks

[@noplacespecial]

@@DesolationNathan FOUNTAIN IS BEST.

[@hollybc]

This is so true tho 😂😂😂 there’s nothing like opening up a fresh can

[@tessac.9880]

Cooked 😂

[@breebree218]

*southern gibberish* “camouflage Jeff Gordon hermmdmdnnd”

[@tuckerellis9998]

HERMEEMED waffle house

[@CornbreadOperator]

What about mu guns

[@Extrovic]

Tucker Ellis the waffle House killed me🤣🤣

[@Extrovic]

Tucker Ellis the waffle House killed me🤣🤣

[@ViktoriousDead]

Breanna Fowler Jeff Gordon is a national treasure

[@gseric4721]

4:23 boi that brings back memories hearing it for the first time as a kid. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@logooniguy1426]

2:40 I myself hate any diet drink, but he is speakin strait fax here.

[@gloomrust]

*southern gibberish* “camouflaged jeff gordon” spot on right there

[@tonyc8752]

lol. don't forget "waffle house"

[@icepophead]

Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 never too late to convert, it’s the best life

[@thecolonel1286]

“Jack Daniels, that’s a funny way of spelling Diet Coke”

[@AychSkwaird]

I don’t know why but I love the way his accent sounds when he says “Jack Daniels?.. that’s a funny way to spell Diet Coke…”

[@kamalindsey]

The former alcoholic who transitioned to diet coke is a mood for sure.