People Who Drink Diet Coke

[@joshperson8349]

"tastes like a floor in a movie theater" - truer words could not be spoken.

[@spiddyman0079]

Wow eggsactly omg it’s the worst

[@rachels6403]

It still tastes way better than normal coke tho

[@calebsherman886]

@@rachels6403 That is objectively incorrect.

[@eliasmontoya7515]

@@rachels6403 only reason you say that is cause you're likely addicted to diet coke 😂. That shit's addictive af

[@rachels6403]

Elias Montoya oh I 100% am. I think the main reason I like it tho is because I don’t like the taste of having too much sugar, and normal coke is way too sweet for me

[@ZackHolleman]

“Tastes like the floor of a movie theatre” Probably the most perfect description I’ve ever heard.

[@Knel_]

The Daytona reference was pretty classic too haha

[@_RobBanks]

How do you know what the floor of a movie theatre tastes like?

[@_RobBanks]

Jamal Garland no I have never imagined of licking a floor! 😂

[@Legoman11]

@@_RobBanks I know for a fact everyone has licked the floor of a theater at least once

[@_RobBanks]

Legoman11 my first job was working the theatre- We were cleaning up after showing one night, I picked up a half full medium cup of soda and flew it up just under the rafters and it landed perfectly inside a cup holder half way across the theatre- Totally a glitch in the matrix-

[@smartcow360]

This is probably not what Diet Coke had in mind when they suggested a sponsorship 😂

[@cunt5413]

Holy shit this is genuinely funny instead of just lamely quoting the video. Good job, dude!

[@TheRamFam4]

Makes me want one tho

[@boyandking]

@@cunt5413 pretty sure content makers appreciate the feedback on things viewers found funny and liked about the video... rather than everyone trying to be a smart ass or get their own show in the comment section. Sooo holy shit you're missing the point!

[@cunt5413]

Boy & King Nah, pretty sure they're doing it just to get likes. The feedback part is a side effect that didn't occur to me, I admit.

[@user-op8pf3uf8s]

Oh they sponsor him? This video now makes sense.

[@Nick-ku7xr]

No joke. My father drank diet coke like it was the water of life and bragged he never had a cup of coffee in his life. So...this video is basically his autobiography.

[@xxody]

I honor your father

[@xxody]

W father

[@evil1st]

is that why you said past tense? because he had kidney failure and died?

[@Sweaty__Sheep]

Did he have side effects?

[@Kap_NYC]

@@evil1st I'm guessing their father isn't with us so yeah

[@PilotGrapefruit]

“People say Diet Coke is addictive” “I’ll tell you what’s addictive... *black tar heroin* ”

[@annabanana2213]

Holden Hathcock ....my brother would most probably agree 😂😳🤦🏻‍♀️

[@kelsielacy4526]

i can attest to that lmao

[@riepapple1449]

@@takashimizutani1808 Haha bro, actually you're not funny. Shut the fuck up

[@edwinmclellan9626]

Is he wrong doe

[@sosiouxme7216]

Remember me

[@ino7604]

"I'll tell you what's addictive: black tar heroin" Lol well... He's not wrong

[@depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043]

hol’ up

[@omardinhoperalta2026]

😳hol’ up

[@Kodakbug]

I like to call black tar heroin: Suicide

[@OneRichMofo]

@@Kodakbug nah its good, dw

[@urmomzaho9714]

@@OneRichMofo u good

[@jacelol7747]

“Jack Daniels? That’s a funny way to spell Diet Coke. I don’t need it”

[@soundlessscreaming1463]

Copy.

[@gabrielcamberos3662]

Copy

[@Nickelodeon81]

Copy

[@georgeranney1672]

I was reading comments while watching the video and I read this right as he said it

[@marcrodriguez345]

Heard

[@TheCrackFox]

What's funny is my uncle was a really bad alcoholic and sobered up and replaced it with diet coke. He's now a diabetic and has an insulin pump. Don't know where I was going with that.

[@leovnambo]

How do you become diabetic from Diet Coke?

[@TheCrackFox]

@@leovnambo Not sure. That was just the order of events that led to that outcome. More than likely it was the alcohol.

[@nolesy34]

Dc probably saved him from liver failure and cancer

[@Ceejay-gl9ld]

DC contains artificial sweeteners.

[@QuietGuitaristfan]

@@leovnambo You don't.

[@Kadz]

Ah yes, aspartame. The healthiest vegetable.

[@IAmAHuman000]

What u doin here?

[@justsomebirbwithinternetac5997]

exactly

[@BigFried_Rice]

Diet Coke is another vegetable

[@dudeidk9522]

Did I do black tar heroine or is this the comment (it’s a good comment!)

[@sable7922]

Karen’s be like: yes

[@shinobu5948]

I drive a Subaru

[@americanpatriot3667]

Zachariah Diet Coke is worse than regular coke

[@flycrack7686]

@@shinobu5948 well if you use US standards

[@scallahan1294]

My mom be like 😂 I like Diet Coke better than reg tho

[@rissanne5586]

Ive had success getting my mom to cut way back on her diet 'coke abuse' (yes it can be done theres hope) It takes a few years of encouragement but low sugar sparking juice, or ice green tea has worked as a morning "wake up" replacement. That amazing burn feeling is the only reason I crave a soda.....stay strong my friends!

[@MamaBunnyKit]

I don’t appreciate you exposing my mother like this.

[@RetroJ3000]

"Tastes like the floor of a movie theater" is the most accurate description of DC I've ever heard.

[@sportsfaniguess154]

RetroJ3000 there are 2 types of DC: Diet Coke and the DC universe

[@wistful3631]

So is that good?

[@Caracatungas]

Now I'll never get myself to drink it again.

[@uchihasolo1307]

Damn DC got roasted

[@Tucurb]

Yeah O recommend marvel

[@Oh.its.multiple]

As a type 1 diabetic who gets themselves a diet coke on special occasions or parties - this is so accurate. I'm living for the moment I can enjoy my coke rush without a hyperglycaemic episode lmao

[@clichewatermelon3279]

Just a heads up idk if you’re aware of this but súcralose can cause fluctuations in blood sugar levels. Best to drink diet sodas with food for stable blood sugars

[@iche9373]

You can cure your diabetes with keto diet.

[@LeoNerz]

"I'll tell you what's addictive: black tar heroin." Perfect deadpan delivery. Almost makes me believe he's joking.

[@LoneEditor]

LeoNerz “makes me believe he’s joking”

[@michaelscott3174]

That's... not what deadpan means.

[@wwiihistory7627]

Not how deadpan works...

[@LeoNerz]

@@michaelscott3174 Deadpan means "marked by an impassive matter-of-fact manner, style, or expression." His delivery is deadpan.

[@LeoNerz]

@@wwiihistory7627 And I'm clearly being sarcastic. Of course I know he's joking, Trevor Wallace is a comedian. That's literally his thing.

[@happy2shootu144]

"Camouflage, Jeff Gordon, waffle house" lmfao

[@gui18bif]

Comedy genius

[@MisterArse]

*UHH*

[@judahweesner2651]

wish i made that comment lol

[@reesespeanutbuttercups5548]

“This got veggies in it, aspartame”

[@ThebluegrassLatte]

That’s literally the best line ever 😂

[@coolguyzion1383]

“I’ll tell ya what’s addicting...black tar heroin”

[@kennethrobinson7177]

Coolguy Zion shit killed me to dawg🤣🤣🤣

[@thomassteele1728]

I started to read this and I'm sk glad you didnt say black 🍆

[@ClapperAMVs]

Whiskers is tweakin

[@gsm6808]

Oh my god it's not like we watched the video or anything thanks for pointing this out

[@ClapperAMVs]

@@gsm6808 son calm down drink a dc😂

[@bradcherry101]

Which is harder? A junkie trying to quit heroin or a teacher trying to quit Diet Coke 💀💀

[@matehegedus5551]

Justin Bieber basically looks like this nowadays😂😂

[@andrewguadarrama2285]

Who?

[@adamlee7886]

Andrew Guadarrama ur nan

[@markcastro6990]

Wait this isnt Justin Beiber?

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

Matteo Jr Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hopebissell2359]

Oh my goodness 😂😂

[@comicsams5399]

“Yeah Pepsi’s good, if you drive a Prius” I died...

[@ravishah3078]

That was the highlight 🤣

[@TutorialGameplay4U]

I literally read this comment at the same time he said it

[@TheBimmerMan]

That’s why I don’t drink Pepsi.

[@fade2Matt]

That line came up in the video at the same time I saw the comment

[@helloxuan180]

I love pepsi.

[@mattreese2]

The grunting is so accurate I swear every person that drinks Diet Coke just grunts randomly

[@crenee4742]

No we don't

[@2boliviano]

No we dont!! Aggghhhh

[@briaharris183]

Sounds like his account on comparing it to sex is right

[@Tubular_JJ6969]

I don't

[@misplaced3117]

I grunt randomly and I don’t drink Diet Coke 👌

[@MisterPuggles]

As someone from the South, your "southern gibberish" is 100% gold. Also 100% correct.

[@joshkraus8565]

“Ya Pepsi’s good... if you drive a Prius”😂😂😂

[@andrewtabatadze9384]

Josh Kraus when was that? missed that out

[@sgause9507]

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[@Blastoise1022]

@@andrewtabatadze9384 1:01

[@fungwahchinesebillionaire3554]

@@sgause9507 nah

[@teenwolf2013]

Josh Kraus hmm I do drive a Prius and Pepsi does tastes pretty good so 👀

[@Nate-lt1bq]

Fun fact: There is more potassium in a potato than in a banana. Trevor pretending to be stupid was accidentally smart.

[@overmountain]

Neat.

[@purpledefaultpfp6233]

Specifically sweet potatoes

[@joshuacarter9140]

Yup was gone say the same thing

[@yarik6543]

👍

[@movietimeateds69]

I was like number 666.

[@smik5304]

I don’t need Jack Daniels. *Jack Daniels needs m e*

[@ClapperAMVs]

Jack Daniels? More like Jacked Daniel's Lets go boys!

[@smik5304]

*h e c c y e a h b r o t h e r*

[@lanceknuth5300]

Trevor, your commitment to comedy is amazing. I would have to be paid quite a chunk of change to drink a diet anything.

[@lazi2423]

“You don’t like the taste of America?” 😂😂😂

[@tee8046]

That was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[@jnuy764]

*laughs in Canadian* 🤣

[@KHRification]

Apparently America tastes like the floor of a movie theater

[@232Cookie]

'MURICA!

[@shiv488]

"There's two flavors I like in this world. Diet Coke and sex" That is straight up gold right there

[@jessicaoursland3411]

It's true.

[@chrishamilton7428]

Fax tho

[@jakedesaulniers0]

It might be just me but it says read more but it doesn’t work just saying

[@angeloguerzon2679]

Diet Coke was taste like someone tried to sweeten a candle

[@airbiox11]

Read this as soon as I heard that lol

[@KaterinaRakosky]

*holds up asparagus* “HONEY YOU DIDNT TELL ME WE HAD ASPERTAIN”

[@somberghost5160]

no one wss suppose to tell him the secret ingredient was ASPERTAIN 😂😂😂

[@gorehammer42o]

@Jj Dubreuil aspartame

[@zukokurama]

Jj Dubreuil aspartame not aspertame.

[@RadioJunkieUK]

*Aspergers

[@zukokurama]

Jj Dubreuil Yikes

[@Aaron-zh4kj]

WHY ARE ALL OF THESE SO FREAKING ACCURATE?! HOW CAN ONE MAN DO IT ALL?! This is legit so accurate, and looks and sounds like actual video footage of every family reunion on my dad’s side. Holy crap.

[@momatotsosrorudodi]

"Pepsi is cool... If you drive a Prius" No reason to be uncivil.

[@epictorres96]

It's the truth tho lol

[@TheAlexxxMackie]

^age drives a prius

[@samcrowell5745]

U drive Prius

[@nolanhowe6002]

I'd rather have somethin that tastes like a Prius than movie theater floor tbh

[@TheAlexxxMackie]

@@nolanhowe6002 that's cause you're acoustic

[@yaboythepizzaboi]

this man takes better care of diet coke than my dad took care of me

[@EightsYT]

That’s just kinda sad

[@hectorjr__5]

Oyyy that’s a bit mad

[@varunrajesh1028]

that’s an OOF if I’ve ever seen one

[@brioff3bans522]

Ill always love you pizzaboi 🥺

[@Yeetimus420]

How long were you sting in your lonely ass bedroom and thinking of that

[@tseye2478]

Diet Coke: *Exist* Americans: Is this a health drink

[@ricketyspider3391]

Helth

[@ricketyspider3391]

@@mads6103 helth

[@jeremiahwillden9235]

@@mads6103 helth

[@cptfries5857]

It’s just because it has the word “diet” in it makes people think it’s healthy and actually diet drinks are worse for you than the original ones

[@cptfries5857]

Mads oh yeah... sorry. I didn’t see the chain. Hold on

[@themoviechef9413]

“i’ll fight a tree frog” is such an underrated line in this video

[@AiM-prod]

The metaphor "tastes like the floor of a movie theatre" somehow makes total sense

[@thegirthquake8574]

Simile

[@wieds1644]

@@thegirthquake8574 good shit🤝

[@wieds1644]

@@thegirthquake8574 came here to say the same thing

[@solaris314]

I'm solid someone agrees

[@doublewide9041]

Fax💯💯💯💯💯

[@noelsmith9860]

"whiskers is tweakin'!" took me tf out 😂😂😂

[@sarainrheallife]

Ssme

[@gordiandres]

Isaiah Lewis lmao same

[@walterfowler4785]

“This has vegetables in it.. Aspartame, Potassium, potatoes”😂😂

[@moonease4173]

Uh cletus I think they said “additives”

[@supamarioxx]

Moonease he said veggies

[@dirtyasianmafia2310]

@@supamarioxx thats

[@Sheriff_K]

As a Coke Zero drinker, I don't think this applies to me..

[@Official_SunTzu]

are you bisexual?

[@RivalComprivalcomp]

Same

[@Raysgarage90]

Yeah it does not. Coke Zero is a whole other realm.

[@yapflipthegrunt4687]

@@Raysgarage90 It tastes even more like chemicals than regular American Coke!

[@floorbored]

I found him Mr. President. Here’s a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

[@leshinarr]

bruh im thin and drink diet coke... I genuinely like the taste better

[@floorbored]

@@leshinarr oh me too, I'm addicted

[@COhlen]

@@floorbored the only thing I hate is the ads for Coke Zero and Diet Coke “same great taste less sugar” literally tastes like a different drink

[@Scootmelton]

@@COhlen zero tastes like a car tire that drove through mud

[@monke980]

@@leshinarr regular coke hurts my stomach

[@maquelquerry6206]

As a Diet Coke addict, thank you for perfectly depicting my daily thoughts.

[@jackthecommenter2768]

@ yeah

[@bruziyahyisreal3015]

Cman yea and went on to murder millions of people throughout history👌🏿

[@deeganschenck7116]

BrandanChaos it is what it is

[@jacrispy3275]

Y'all need to drink some Goddamn W A T E R .

[@bruziyahyisreal3015]

Mathew C. F U C K ya chicken strips

[@jacksmith2870]

“Regular coke is bad for you, this got veggies in it”

[@trevorvolcom7]

Proceeds to name a cancer causing ingredient

[@Emerardo]

We watched the same video thats so awesome

[@pasteldreams5413]

@@trevorvolcom7 Everything is a cancer causing ingredient. Breathing is a cancer causing ingredient.

[@trevorvolcom7]

@@pasteldreams5413 You are definitely cancerous

[@MissDraiha]

I don't like bananas I don't like the shape of em

[@xxmlgterryxx5276]

As a former atleast 6 cans of pepsi max a day drinker, i can say that this is 100% accurate! I LITTERALLY WOKE UP AT 6 am EVERY MORNING AND DRINK A PEPSI MAX! Not kidding...

[@mikey100swim]

But this is in fact about Diet Coke

[@reckless1587]

imagine if this guy ate a mento he would blow up

[@pepesupreme6451]

^ best comment

[@wet0wl]

So would I

[@janewick509]

What a thought! Wow!

[@winken2666]

😂👌

[@danterosenberg7506]

That's great 😂

[@senpaidaruto4959]

"Folgers, I don't drink that devils juice" lmfao

[@SimplySmug]

I have been crying the last 5mins because of the one line!

[@gisellevu3635]

i would give this a like but its 666 and i think everything is already balanced

[@senpaidaruto4959]

@@gisellevu3635 I RESPECT YOU

[@maverickbenoit7979]

“Mr. whiskers is tweakin” I’m dead💀

[@spaze4187]

How did you type this if you dead?

[@evolatile3871]

As a dude who lives in Kentucky, I can confirm that “going over to Bruce’s to watch the fight” is pretty common

[@thekgb2436]

My dad is like this guy before diet coke, but he was a magician he could turn a six pack into domestic violence

[@marcobenson3083]

🤣🤣

[@msminox26]

are you okay man?

[@AgentAnime95]

Need a hug?

[@arcwill9733]

Oof

[@imthesnakeking]

Christ dude.

[@goopgoopgoop]

*southern gibberish* "camouflage" "waffle house"

[@williamg9857]

”James Gordon”

[@bruceleroy6551]

*"Jeff Gordon". He should've also thrown a "Geterdone" in there.

[@akiirabeats]

@@monke980 that got me dyin😂😂😂😂😂

[@tacticalvirgin5554]

Hes not wrong.

[@deanburton8251]

lmaoo

[@rred8674]

"Camouflagejeffgordonwafflehouse" Can confirm, this is the real name of the south.

[@davidg9757]

Same

[@omarqudah7848]

get doewnrer, getrde

[@iamacatperson7226]

Yep, just needed to add a getterdone

[@donnygoodman1285]

He was spraking the language of the alabamians

[@blakehampton6878]

I can back you.

[@3x6-r6b]

0:46 he did that "ahh" voice without even drinking. Damn DC seems like soome good sht.

[@zachdefrates9002]

Diet Coke: exists Americans: helth

[@DAWson-fo1yk]

Lmao😂😂

[@slugworth3773]

True lmao

[@kyleterry5190]

Add in a giant whooper and big mac with large fries

[@bruv6805]

You mean Merica

[@Mikey-ym6ok]

Meanwhile Latin Americans drink 4 liters a day...

[@HotOffTheWheels]

*''Whiskers is tweakin, I remember my first Diet Coke'''* - I'm gone..😂😂

[@603xxg]

I can tell he was really passionate about this project. The sheer amount of heart and soul in this performance was intoxicating. 10/10

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodli3559]

Almost as intoxicating as died coke

[@olivierdelyon8196]

Is tons of fun indeed......😂👍

[@tinacross3423]

He's amazing

[@AidenA93]

He is like a light beer drinker

[@GrizzlyTank]

My dad came by for the weekend so we bought him a 24pk of Diet Coke. He said it looks like we’re running low and went to the store for another case.

[@charliemaybe]

Lol

[@k-leb4671]

Damn that's depressing.

[@GrizzlyTank]

@@k-leb4671 maybe, but it's better than when he used to drink a 24 pk of beer by himself

[@GrizzlyTank]

@Rus Cecil Not when he's an addict with an anger problem.

[@allseeingeyezz]

i pickup trash at these apartments in the evenings and this one guy throws a full trash bag full of empty diet coke cans out every single day...he must drink 30 DCs a day.

[@oxbital4741]

"whiskers is tweaking I remember my first diet coke

[@tylerdevore6520]

"

[@bifurious7828]

reminds me of my pcp days

[@domersftw1503]

13

[@sladewilson9718]

I love how he says “since my wife left me” Which implies all of the times he shouted honey, he wasn’t shouting to anyone😂😂

[@plastic12345]

He was shooting to the dc

[@blepinator7847]

nah he said he was going on his 3rd marriage lol

[@garystinten9339]

Any time he said honey

[@Whynotmini]

or that she left during filming

[@d.n5287]

Side Effects of Diet Coke include: Schizophrenia, Psychosis, Southern Accents

[@JustSRK0]

I need a 10 hour loop of just him opening Diet cokes.

[@nolesy34]

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[@gloomrust]

*southern gibberish* “camouflaged jeff gordon” spot on right there

[@tonyc8752]

lol. don't forget "waffle house"

[@icepophead]

Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 never too late to convert, it’s the best life

[@MemphisFloyd]

As a Diet Coke addict for 20+ years, this hits home.

[@jameshill8138]

I'm am too. NOT SORRY

[@Lincoln_XD]

Same here lol

[@malinjohansson6942]

Me too man Water of life right there😂

[@kingtnaughty189]

Bruh that shit is just chemicals no taste at all nasty af

[@MythosCatalog]

MY MOM IS A RECOVERING ADDICT AND SHE DRINKS DIET COKE LITERALLY CONSTANTLY HOW IN THE SHIT DO YOU KNOW ALL THE STEREOTYPES, NO MATER HOW HYPER-SPECIFIC???

[@sanjuyon_]

@Towely Smokes What? Soda is better for you than cigarettes or drugs any day.

[@kellerblair2952]

@@sanjuyon_ honestly no it isn’t Diet Coke has the potential to cause cancer but you have to drink 14 a day

[@RuIer-]

@@kellerblair2952 yeah

[@itrixel602]

@@sanjuyon_ i think they were making a joke, although diet coke can give you cancer if you drink hella diet coke

[@cole9777]

How many sodies does she drink a day?

[@Drew57720]

“I’ll tell you what’s addicting: black tar heroin” just the deadpan delivery made me cackle 💀

[@thecolonel1286]

“Jack Daniels, that’s a funny way of spelling Diet Coke”

[@XxMrGangsterBossXx]

*speaks southern gibberish “camouflage Jeff Gordon ... Waffle House ... cmon get down” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@metalphobos3632]

That killed me. I was going to type the same thing but figured someone already beat me to it.

[@neegas3490]

Ooo

[@iexist6586]

I read this right as he said it

[@sheepshark]

laughed even more reading it again.

[@MuscarV2]

He doesn't say get down at the end. How do you get that wrong when the video is right here?

[@breebree218]

*southern gibberish* “camouflage Jeff Gordon hermmdmdnnd”

[@tuckerellis9998]

HERMEEMED waffle house

[@Extrovic]

Tucker Ellis the waffle House killed me🤣🤣

[@Extrovic]

Tucker Ellis the waffle House killed me🤣🤣

[@ViktoriousDead]

Breanna Fowler Jeff Gordon is a national treasure

[@theboredbrickbuilder4130]

So this is what matpat is like when it's not filming theorys

[@Mercurii1]

"I don't need Jack Daniel's, Jack Daniel's needs me."

[@arixmethes4271]

As a diet coke drinker, I can confirm. Hearing that little bit of air escape as you open a diet coke, is like an angel just let out a one big yeehaw

[@gabrielgarcia-zw8fu]

😂😂

[@sethbollman8435]

I still get turned on everytime

[@gtrick64]

I don't let it escape, i snort that shit...

[@ramensnoodles9591]

“Yeah, Pepsi’s good. If you drive a Prius” Legendary

[@bella.imh08_swim]

as a southerner, the southern gibberish is the most accurate thing I've ever heard💀

[@gabecelaj2901]

why watch the video when I can just see everyone quote the entire video in the comments

[@justinm2434]

Gabe Celaj it's pretty sad isn't it

[@Kaylaiscrucial]

Well then don’t come to the comment sections first. Easy fix

[@GuacSause]

Kayla Coots he never said he was going to the comment section first lol? Just pointing out how everyone quotes the video

[@Whitemale69]

One of the biggest things I hate about KZbin. Glad I'm not alone

[@benbellantone8501]

my mom says "if he were a real diet coke addict, he wouldnt be switching over from cans to bottles."

[@ktglittertime7697]

Ben Bellantone; Oh my god this is the funniest and truest thing I’ve ever seen lmao

[@DesolationNathan]

And be addicted to fountain drinks

[@noplacespecial]

@@DesolationNathan FOUNTAIN IS BEST.

[@hollybc]

This is so true tho 😂😂😂 there’s nothing like opening up a fresh can

[@tessac.9880]

Cooked 😂

[@finalboss8171]

I have a teacher that drinks diet Coke like it's air and she is like this

[@Lion-dr7uv]

My first grade teacher would non stop drink Diet Pepsi. I swear she’d drink at least five throughout the school day. One time she even gave me one Diet Pepsi Jazz. She gave everyone jolly ranchers kn Friday also. Love her

[@aadityakotadia5280]

My fourth grade teacher

[@tyleryno8062]

My 7th grade teacher was like this

[@lamaramy4477]

Kindergarten teacher

[@fastronaut909]

5th grade teach

[@notsomagic7359]

Whiskers is tweakin 🐈 😂😂

[@Nostalgic90sGamer]

“Jack Daniels” that’s a funny way to spell Diet Coke

[@judahweesner2651]

ion' need it!

[@hotshot0476]

*"I'll tell you what's addicting, black tar heroine"*

[@greathokage5533]

"Whiskers is tweaking"😂😂

[@outlaw42001]

"Freaky bitch!"

[@Frigotoroccey24]

As a diet coker myself, this video speaks to me so much I thought it was a documentary.I haven't seen my family in 5 years😉

[@Pilot_Moss]

"Nothing better, tastes like the floor of a movie theater" 😂

[@schematicb5393]

"I don't need Jack Daniels; Jack Daniels needs me" -Trevor Wallace

[@bobbyromanelli6999]

666th comment

[@gamerpspc8421]

Never ever EVER heard someone call it “DC”

[@jizou1581]

I call Vanilla Coke VC

[@yousif9196]

I think it means Diet Coke (DC)

[@dirtymickii1004]

im sure you havent heard of a lot of things "MARTINEZ"

[@jacobcardinal8041]

@@yousif9196 no i dont think thats it

[@braxtoncomix]

People in the south make acronyms wherever they can make it fit.

[@chickenriceandbeans4995]

4:36 "Is she still in there?" LMAO

[@lydiaporter7538]

"One time a waiter offered me pepsi. He said is that okay. " "I said that is it okay that I slashed all 4 of your tires. "

[@chloroplast8611]

I did do that

[@tealeavesarethebestleaves8556]

That stare though 😐😐 🤣

[@harshsahu8348]

I read this as he said it

[@kilroymclee749]

this honestly makes me want a diet coke.

[@XFactorDN]

Same

[@frozendome8995]

Same

[@MTG762]

Same

[@BilalMalick98]

Same

[@falcoperegrinus82]

You don't want no part of that shit.

[@katieanne6137]

“Honey, Top Gun is on”...underrated insanely accurate line

[@jackhubert]

Best line 😂

[@Lincoln_XD]

As a Diet Coke addict , this video is too real, every aspect of it

[@sallybradshaw4576]

My band director lived off of Snickers, cigarettes, and Diet Coke exclusively, so some of the seniors gave him Diet Pepsi as a going away gift.

[@bluecranecrafts4859]

That's some mad disrespect

[@stevenboyd3520]

Damn

[@zararara841]

Sounds like he had an ED :")) it was basically what I lived on during anorexia days

[@petermadsen5380]

People need to eat some food or get out.. I can't deal with this type of strange person

[@Fawnadactyl]

I bet he smelled really bad and his teeth must have been rotted out 🤮

[@stopmotionstupidity2440]

Ok, that opening was satifying.

[@marcusdelrizzo9932]

this is how i imagined Matpat when he said he had a diet coke problem

[@Yajsemi]

Gotta love them DC breaks 😂

[@jackryan4316]

I want to see “people who drink lacroix”

[@hiepnguyen-si2ny]

dont do it, im not ready

[@jonathangodbolt9134]

Lol like remy

[@vinnyg8892]

It’ll be filmed in a whole foods

[@chichi23]

Google "Danny Gonzalez lacroix"

[@theohyxe5237]

Dumbass 21 year old girls

[@yourboibeagle2348]

“There’s two flavors I like in this world, Diet Coke and sex.” I died 😂

[@brandondeere9096]

I love him so much he’s one of the most under rated comedian

[@iamthestormthatisapproaching69]

He's got 1 milli subs bro

[@sidjt]

Why don't you marry him then??

[@jgilly223]

sidjt as a straight man to Trevor, also a straight man, he can hit it from the back any day

[@jgilly223]

Bass The Aceist yea but he honestly deserves far more than that

[@iamthestormthatisapproaching69]

@@jgilly223 At least he was on Logan Pauls podcast

[@slappmunkey]

as a diet coke drinker, that was about 70% accurate, but 100% funny

[@PorkotylerClips]

As a Diet Coke addict I can relate. It all started when my nutritionist told me “if you’re going to drink Coke you could at least make it a Diet one”. After the first week of making the switch that shit almost replaced water for me. Thank God I still have all my teeth left.

[@rustygribbler1380]

Same diet coke diet dr.pepper and diet Pepsi it's my nirvana

[@punk105]

But isn't the conspiracy about Diet not actually being any better for you? Lol It's like being a smoker but only smoking 3/4 of your cigarette.

[@juhRave]

Dino Kovačević If you’re somebody with susceptibility to diabetes or carb binge, then honestly the sugar aint for you. Sugar is liter a known killer even if it doesn’t catch up with a lot of people because they actually only eat it in moderation.

[@guardianoftheduat]

Um u do know they replace the sugar with toxic chemicals right?

[@juhRave]

Guardian Of The Duat That’s illegal my dude. Sugar is already a toxic chemical in soda, so what’s your point? The sugar in the form as in soda can gradually destroy your organ functions.

[@lol_austin_3947]

The fact he laughs at his own jokes and keeps it in makes it 10 times better

[@egec2116]

"camouflage Jeff Gordon" wise words

[@elmerwilber3308]

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[@malcolmchampion1044]

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[@Tyler-vj1sc]

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[@yourinfoguy9595]

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[@malcolmchampion1044]

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[@luxurylozlo]

"I dont need Jack Daniel's, Jack Daniels needs me" The realest line ever.

[@lilsins656]

Diet Coke people: Diet Coke is better for you Also them: drinks 100 cokes a hour

[@rancidmustard6323]

Do you think they'd drink less if it was more flavoured or something?

[@lilsins656]

whatsmyageagain well my ant had peeing problems with Coke Zero and there practically the same thing

[@lilsins656]

@@MrJimShorts no it made her pee weird color

[@MisterSisterFister666]

It's not even remotely better for you. There's all kinds of sketchy shit in it

[@tomwhiteley6051]

I dont like this as it is way too true

[@cronj6086]

“Diet coke?! More like diet ketamine!”. “Im so fired up i’ll fight a tree frog”

[@spencerbaum5710]

Whiskers get down "WHISKERS IS TWEAKING I REMEBER MY FIRST DIET COKE"

[@victorbernabei5641]

I've never felt more seen in my life.