People who had a P scenario happen to them in real life, what was it like?

[@YehudiNimol]

First girl got him into the Avatar state 💀

[@stonecoldracing6]

I’m crying dawg 😂

[@YehudiNimol]

@@stonecoldracing6 He was probably crying too when she sucked it

[@Viilap]

XDD

[@balazslovazs5209]

She made him take a screenshot

[@tanatswamhandire5604]

😂😂😂😂

[@AJJ2VAILD]

That first one is wild

[@joshuasoom7960]

yeah cool stories and all but i was too distracted by the minecraft parkour behind and figuring out how to one shot the places he'd fall

[@louisevisayt]

bruh same.

[@dariel-vg1kr]

facts

[@anwar5129]

It was so frustrating xd

[@Lukyt-vw9yo]

Minecraft is more interesting than these made up fantasies

[@anwar5129]

@@Lukyt-vw9yo agreed

[@magikaros]

1:18 "she did a line right off my- WHOA!" -brittle bones Nicky.

[@WaterDragonGames4]

That's one way to go down, knew I was hard as rock

[@magikaros]

@@WaterDragonGames4 knew I. Was. Hard. As. Rock. (HARD AS ROCK!)

[@WaterDragonGames4]

@@magikaros you're not gonna push me around

[@HeyaHoyah]

Imagine believing redditors lose their virginity

[@ugfan29]

“As if that’s ever gunna happen *rips page*” - Shrek

[@Juzevs]

i think all these posts are folklore tales from the people of reddit imagining what it would be like to lose their virginity

[@Tom__Cruise101]

they lost it to an anime pillow

[@Kingofhell..]

Idk what's so wrong with reddit

[@yo-Jordiewatch4]

💀

[@theoneguydaniel4634]

you thought we wouldn’t notice the parkour being in creative mode, didn’t you?

[@aidenbooksmith2351]

Eh, doesn't matter. The player only flew a few times so it just sounds like the flight was only to not have to respawn each time

[@glitchyeffectsgaming]

its just the background, isnt even main point of the video 💀

[@theoneguydaniel4634]

@@glitchyeffectsgaming no shit, i was making a joke smh

[@silque_brigandess]

did you*

[@theoneguydaniel4634]

@@silque_brigandess no

[@TheMrDarius]

Well my stepsister got stuck in the dryer so I knew what to do.

[@MrRich4617]

WHAT

[@TheMrDarius]

@@MrRich4617 😂😂😂

[@huh-xz6by]

Fr bruh 💀💀

[@bogdancomic2512]

This the shit we guys dream about 😅😂

[@killerb4810]

sweet home alabama

[@Local_Hitman]

Always a viewer, never a protagonist

[@user-BathSaltsURL]

0:48 my jaw drops 1:20 my jaw drops even more 1:41 my jaw drops the farthest it can go 2:08 my jaw really hurts **WHAT IS THIS STORY BRO**

[@matts1166]

Closest I ever got? Back around 2002 my yahoo games (damn I'm old) online billiards partner started chatting. She lived in Omaha, about 50 miles from me. Having never seen a pic of her I accepted her invite as a booty call. Her apartment was nice, really nice. Almost too damned nice for someone in their mid 20's and immaculately clean. As for her, blonde, ex stripper (explaing how she afforded that place) with bolt-in boobs. Shagged her in various ways and we slept naked on top of the bed. Morning comes, and her 5 year old daughter walks on through the open bedroom door. I was like, " WTF, you have a kid? Why didn't you close the door?" Daughter was totally unfazed seeing her mom naked in bed with a random dude.

[@homerthompson416]

Haha when I was 16 I'd go stay at my friend's house every night in the summer so we could go out and shoot pool, smoke weed, play arcade games, and so on, and somehow he hooked up with this stripper who was like 26 who just ended up hanging with us every night. Went to her place one day and met a guy who I thought was her roommate but it was her fucking husband and he was cool with her going to spend the night with us every night. She asked me once if I wanted to join in but I was a scared ass kid and turned her down. Amazing summer for my friend though.

[@Sam_Porter69]

@@homerthompson416damn my man you shouldn’t of turned that down.. 😏🤣

[@homerthompson416]

@@Sam_Porter69 Nah only 3-way I would be into would be BGG lol.

[@sickboy8914]

I saw this comment before the story and was NOT prepared

[@XYZNY_XYZ]

people are weird.

[@Ruby...X]

The first one was definitely strange yeah.

[@praised_goodness]

indeed.

[@user-lp8im7ow8s]

Your weird

[@JohnSmithM2C]

Nah not really

[@Quokkababygirlfanfics]

Fr, like what type of world are these people living in???😭😭😭

[@Jess.lily.p]

5:37 the devil DOES wear Prada.. and sexy but classy clothes LOL

[@Jess.lily.p]

@@add69420 yess! It’s really good, one of my comfort movies :)

[@stonecoldracing6]

I once went to a girls door (invited) that I was talking to and she was naked and I ended up just talking to her, she made an excuse to get me to leave. Gotta love 19 year old me

[@_Executor_]

Lol, you were like those villains in the movies when they start talking instead of finishing the protagonist

[@aliheja]

I got a virgin ad while watching this

[@Serial_Sleeper]

So is everyone in the stories. They're fake

[@drakesmith471]

Rip to the guy in story 5. Everything was going so well up until the end.

[@danmilew]

I know this is a weird thing to be focused on, but for the parkour jumps that are one block apart with a block on top, you can just sprint without jumping, and you will make it across a one block gap.

[@Jodeci501]

😂😂😂😂😂the first story

[@praised_goodness]

summarizes how much of a failure society is

[@infernoblade1269]

​@@praised_goodness why because of the drugs?

[@praised_goodness]

@@infernoblade1269 everything. not just how casually he mentioned drugs... if that shit was fake it's bad knowing there's a human with this fantasy out there, if it's real then goddamnit.

[@infernoblade1269]

@@praised_goodness yeah i mean the Shit with drugs and being unloyal is disgusting

[@bl00d_shot43]

Best one

[@NotSoapKid]

"y'know, that's my girlfriend" bro?😭

[@awesomedude7610]

I had a pain in my nuts when I was 14, went to the doctors and got three physical exams from older male doctors (NHS system in UK can be really slow) and then had to do a urine sample test, and then finally had to go for an ultrasound where two older female doctors had to apply cold gel stuff to my sack and do the ultrasound and then ultra sounded my kidneys as well. turned out it was a common issue with guys where some of the blood vessels swell up and cause a stabbing ache to the nut in question. I'm fine now, but it was really weird when it happened. 😉

[@JohnSmithM2C]

Bro got game when he was 14 😭

[@Spiderman_Noir-1933]

My art teacher in high school was young and attractive. One morning I came in early and the 2 of us were the only ones there. I was taking a test I’d missed the next day and had asked a question about the test. She must not have heard me and decided to walk over from across the room and sit on the table I was working on. While I’d like to tell you things got steamy and I lost my v card before class. That didn’t happen she got off the table and back to her desk while I sat there trying not to think about the scenario playing in my head.

[@destroyerofgalaxys]

I thought it was pedo not porn storylines irl bro i was so damn confused 💀

[@_Executor_]

Disappointed?

[@MufflesTheGerbil]

I thought the same exact thing and had to make sure.

[@harveymacgyver]

Gotta say, you are a phenomenal story teller. You know when to pause, change voices and have variation in pitch and tone.

[@Lazyrainwing54]

Real

[@HughesEnterprises]

Brought a girl back home to watch a movie. Get the movie set up and she goes to the bathroom, shes’s in there like 10 minutes like wtf. Eventually comes out naked and we did not watch a movie that night.

[@Lua_You]

Guess that's what a Nteflix N' Chill is then, huh?

[@ralegade7710]

I don’t know why, but watching Grease with a girl has always got me laid.

[@Blockbuster2033]

Oooh, she did the "naked girl" hahaha

[@hiddendrifts]

6:00 clearly "don't f with crazy" 9:55 are we sure this was a guy? bc everything in this story indicates that it was a girl 11:04 this sounds like one of those stories where, had the guy asked her name, he would've found out she died 10 years ago, and he happened to look like her husband, and she settled down with him around there

[@MoldyNaNa]

First story is crazy…

[@Redice_47]

people are not good, people are not bad people are not weird. people are not crazy people are people - crazy, scary, cute, angelic, perverted, truth worthy, etc. humans got imagination and hence potential, so yeah you can find all type of humans

[@ebonaparte3853]

9:18 They did it WHERE?!😳😳

[@CringeySamOSC]

13:54

[@gandalainsley6467]

I have had multiple p scenarios happen to me, though without the sex part.

[@princesscrystalofthejewelw9178]

11:23 Hold on- why wasn't one of the reasons listed for him turning her down the fact that SHE WAS LITERARY DRUNK AF AND CAN NOT LEGALLY CONSENT TO S3X????

[@Estricj]

First one was enough warning to stop ph for a week

[@dianforrester5704]

That first one would have me so flabbergasted i wouldn't even know how to act or what to do😭

[@senatornokia4071]

That last story was WILD dawg, that is absolutely insane

[@exploits99]

Yeah im never watching very sparked again

[@Doctored_Oak]

Okay but why

[@strubba25]

Answer the question Exploit

[@exploits99]

@@strubba25 pie crust apples granulated sugar brown sugar flour cinnamon nutmeg lemon egg EQUIPMENT NEEDED FOR MAKING PIE 9" pie plate rolling pin parchment paper whisk spatula pie weights or dried beans pie shield or foil mixing bowls measuring cups and spoons When it comes to the perfect apple pie there are 2 questions you need to ask. What kind of apples are best for apple pie and how to get an amazing, flaky pie crust. BEST APPLES FOR PIE There are so many apple varieties to choose from when making apple pie. Here a few common varieties that you can find at your local grocery store! Granny Smith - These are the best apples for making apple pie because they are super tart and very firm. Firm apples hold up well during the baking process unlike varieties such as McIntosh which kind of turn to mush. Honeycrisp - This is my second choice when it comes to apple pie. This variety is super crisp, tart, sweet and holds up great during the baking process. Jazz - Another crisp and sweet apple variety. Golden Delicious - Widely available apple variety. Holds up well during the baking process but will be a little softer than the others. Jonagold - A little tart and sweet. Pink Lady - Just like Jonagolds, this variety has a good balance of tart and sweet. THE PERFECT PIE CRUST The crust can be made a few days in advance and kept in the fridge or frozen until ready to assemble your apple pie. If you decide to use a store-bought crust, make sure to follow the directions on the packaging to determine when to take the crust out of the fridge in order to handle it more easily. HOW TO MAKE APPLE PIE FROM SCRATCH Peel, core and slice the apples. In a large mixing bowl, gently toss the apple slices, granulated sugar, light brown sugar, flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, lemon zest and lemon juice until well combined and set aside. Place the oven rack in the center position and preheat your oven to 400°F. Remove the discs of pie crust from the fridge and let set at room temperature for 5-10 minutes. On a lightly floured surface, roll one of the discs into a 12" circle that is ⅛" thick. Place the crust into the bottom of the deep dish pie plate. Spoon the apple pie filling into the crust, discarding any liquid at the bottom of the mixing bowl. Spread the apple slices evenly. On a lightly floured surface, roll the second disc of pie dough into a 12" circle that is ⅛" thick. Place the crust over the apple pie filling. Use a sharp knife to trim the excess dough from around the edge of the pie plate. Use your fingers to pull both the bottom and top pie crust up and slightly away from the edge of the pie dish. Fold the edge under itself and press down to seal the edge in place. Rotate the pie a quarter turn and repeat until edges are neatly tucked in. Place the pie dish onto a baking sheet and gently brush the surface of the dough with the egg wash and sprinkle sanding sugar on top. Use a sharp knife to cut vents in the crust. In order to protect the edges of the pie from over-browning, use a long strip of aluminum foil (about 38" long) by folding it in half lengthwise and then folding in half again, lengthwise. Wrap it around the edges of the pie plate and over the edges of the crust. This is referred to as a "pie shield". A strip of foil around the edges of the pie keeps them from over-browning while baking. Bake the pie at 400°F for 25 minutes. Remove the pie shield, lower the oven temperature to 375°F and bake an additional 30-35 minutes. You'll know the apple pie is done when the crust is a lovely golden brown and the juice is bubbling up the sides of the pan. TIP: I recommend using a pie shield during the first 25 minutes of baking instead the second half of baking to prevent burning yourself when placing the shield onto the pie dish. + Brownie STEP 1: Materials Hardware: Scale - with this scale, you'll never need a set of measuring cups again. It's so much easier, and more accurate! Mixing bowls 9x13" baking pan I love my Kitchenaid, but a wooden spoon works just as well for this recipe Rubber spatula Whisk Software: 1 cup (225 g) butter, melted 3 cups (600 g) white sugar 1 tablespoon (15 mL) vanilla extract 4 eggs (add one more for a cakier result) 1 1/2 cups (180 g) all-purpose flour 1 cup (70 g) unsweetened cocoa powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon baking soda (to give them a nice crust - omit if you don't want that) 6 oz chopped semisweet chocolate or 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips (180 g) STEP 2: Prepare Preheat oven to 350oF (175o C). Melt butter in the microwave or on the stovetop. Lightly grease a 9x13 baking dish with the paper from the butter. STEP 3: Measure It's a real time saver to measure everything before you get started. So get out that scale and a couple bowls, and let's get everything ready! Turn on your scale, and place the bowl for your sugar on it. Tare the scale so it reads 0g. Pour in the sugar until it reaches 600g. Repeat for the flour and cocoa. You can tare the scale again after adding the flour and before adding the cocoa, but I just added the numbers together to get the weight I'd need. Whisk flour and cocoa together with soda and salt. See, you never need to dirty up measuring cups again! STEP 4: Add Butter to Sugar Combine the melted butter, sugar, and vanilla in a large bowl. Mix! STEP 5: Add Eggs Beat in the eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each, until thoroughly blended. STEP 6: Add Flour Mixture Gradually stir in the flour and cocoa mixture on low speed. STEP 7: Choclify Toss the chocolate chips in a light dusting of flour, and stir into the mix with a spoon or spatula. The flour will keep them suspended in the batter and prevent them from all sinking to the bottom! Step 8: Bake Pour into prepared pan. Spread the batter in the pan, slightly mounding on the sides so it will all bake evenly (avoiding the typical mound you get in the middle after baking). Bake for 35-40 minutes. STEP 9: Nom The brownies are done when a toothpick inserted in the middle comes out clean. My batch initially crowned well over the pan, but later sunk back down into dense fudgey deliciousness. Enjoy hot with a cool glass of milk or a la mode!

[@MissingTheOldKanye]

friendly reminder it's not you in these stories

[@Salamanca-joro]

Yeah I know some people be watching this and start to imagine their self in these situations

[@Foutje_11]

Im getting very angry about the person f ing up all the jumps

[@tuanzixiao3666]

Story 5 was absolutely terrifying

[@Gojira_Nation]

7:20 that’s a straight up diddy party

[@JustanotherArtist.]

The first one isnt a nsfw scenario, its a beserk level trauma scenario😭

[@thatomalepe2308]

The first one is my favourite 😂

[@Justsomeguysmemess]

Only Michael will reply to this

[@ZplmEdits]

Hmmmm

[@michaeldame9990]

…

[@Roeclean]

​@@michaeldame9990woah

[@reverse_concept]

hey michael, vsauce here

[@pandaking_DK]

@@reverse_concepthey vsauce, michael here.

[@swervezki]

17:01 THE DEAD PUPPIES THOUGHT IS SO REAL😂😂

[@Dragon-57]

@16:04 SLY LITTLE DOG, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, Lil creative mode sly boy

[@mimusic1853]

One of mine involved a co workers gf she wanted to pay him back for cheating on her. Another time with a neighbor i literally just meet, I wasn’t even done unpacking and settling in. She just happened to kick her bf out cause she found grass in is coat pocket and she had warned him not to bring any funny business into her rental.

[@Letermen67]

5:52 “Lesson Learned: ‘Never - Ever - Stick - Any - Protrusions/Appendages - In - CRAZY!!!’

[@ChadtarouAijou]

the start is crazyyyy

[@RobertNellums-h2p]

Bro really said or younger

[@ejajurrohoman]

Story 13 is wild though

[@duukvanleeuwen2293]

I feel bad for the guy from story 3

[@antonitocotter447]

9:58 I can and it's called Ancient Greece with the Goddess Aphrodite.

[@hustlerfriends3162]

Here’s a scenario for you guys I was in hotel in Canada and my friend introduced me to his friend (woman) we talked and than me and her we were in elevator and me being shy I go like I like older women and than I am like let’s play truth or dare and than I say how about now she says yes we went to her I start truth don’t remember what she said than she says truth or dare to me and I choose dare and she says what would you do if you wanted to have shrex with me and we started to flip later I learned that she is married and her daughter lived in a room near mine I was 21 she was 35 she told me her name her daughters name says she lives on my floor later I come back to my floor and start playing table games with few girls and I ask for names imagine how shocked I was when one girl says name and it’s the daughter of mother I slept with minutes ago . From the moment we met to shrex 30 minutes

[@kamatayon6380]

please, use commas

[@ProGamer-wj3oj]

Dude, you look like you never graduated middle school

[@amarecudjoe9501]

Its a weird question but at the same time its an interesting question

[@cantaffordgaming2713]

Just realized story 15 almost happened to me except, I had to leave high school for college

[@Logan_Bishop_YT]

Okay. Let me ask you a question: How haven't you got demonitized by now?

[@phantamyr3433]

dawg, when I had an ultrasound the gel was ice cold... was NOT enjoyable oh yeah and I was also in crippling pain whilst absolutely monged on morphine

[@d-boyzeighteenhundred]

Me and my best friend had an apartment on Daytona Beach when he went to college and I’m just going to say that Fla is crazy 😂😎

[@yargg]

Did y'all know when somebody does that thing at the end of the first story the man's body took a screenshot?

[@sketos_d]

Letting girls finger you is literally SUS af

[@crunchyflakepusssuk]

so, these are all written by dudes?

[@f0ld920]

Story 3 bro how is this even humanly achievable 💀💀

[@vegvisirskald2172]

Idk if this counts...but I had a coworker that was into me when I was married before. I didn't actually understand that this was the case because I'm kinda stupid about women and how they show interest. But we had another coworker that was a swinger chick that knew. One day we were all talking and having fun I went into the back to grab some stuff for the line and they followed teasing me about something. We'll the swinger chick shoved the girl that was into me into the walk in. I dropped what I was holding to catch her. I didn't realize it was a set up. She leaped up and locked her arms around me and kissed me very deeply. I was so dumbfounded that I didn't pull away. I was in shock really. Nothing like this had ever happened to me before. Well afterwards...I felt guilty because I had enjoyed it. So I felt the only thing to do was go home with her and face the music to my wife. We walked in and I asked to speak together upstairs in the bedroom as it was the only private place we could actually talk. I confessed what happened and told my wife I was sorry and would accept whatever punishment she deemed worthy if she would just forgive me. Her response was to get up off the bed walk past me, lock the door and pull the me and the other girl to her. I'm pretty sure u can figure out what happened after that. It was so very unexpected. The entire thing. I still wonder how it ended up being like that. We were altogether for almost a year before things got dicey and they ended up fighting over me for whatever reason. I admit I would have stayed with the both of them for the rest of my life. I have enough stamina to deal with two appropriately enough maybe more. But the fighting....that's not for me. So I will never entertain such a thing again.

[@Honeycomb4u]

Now I really want a dorm 🙂

[@strubba25]

Story 10 sounds like what they be scripting

[@toromomo8]

“Alex, ill take things that never happened for 300”

[@paulscattergood1651]

90 percent of my sexual experiences were like this. Thats the point your hanging out with whatever said girl and you do what you can to receeate that feeling. Women want to feel and be sexy if and when they hook up. All of these things combined allow women to think fondly of the experiences she let go

[@danieldimov8625]

Gameplay was awful, dear god.

[@ryhk3293]

Story 5, the narrator tells you that she is one of the girls that the housewife flirts with. Why do you think she's a guy?

[@ZplmEdits]

And I wonder why I don’t get this

[@CubicMathTime]

there are over 500 million Reddit users so this is clearly the exception rather than the norm lol

[@masakiebasa]

​@@CubicMathTimeand remember, we are on the internet, so here goes the famous qoute: "the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

[@richardjohnson4052]

Women do not watch porn. I have been volunteering at the local Gardens that has a number of female volunteers. I have been doing that for weeks and months and not once have any of the women hit on me.

[@Pkrme]

7:36 6:28 this is for personal reasons

[@aaponiemela6521]

well now its confirmed

[@a_randomuser4]

Don’t even have to watch the video to know all are fake. First one is half true, though he likely pays for it or asked for it. Lasted 30 seconds at most to.

[@ChrisHops22]

that was funny as hell

[@ghad8915]

Story 4 is not a p scenario, it's a sexual assault.

[@GameTw1ce]

This guy is horrible at Minecraft parkour dawg

[@candle2005]

Next time choose some good parkour for the background, its so annoying, or just animate the damn stories please

[@Pyrodagoat]

Guy in story 16 is a victim

[@AsPureAsitGets]

I have a story that I would love to post on this

[@Heinz_Stresseinheimer]

Undersparked vs very sparked? What's the difference here

[@JohnSmithM2C]

bro first one GOTTA be fake what is this 😭

[@MorrisGray-mc8jc]

8:52 dude she had husband youre evil

[@Hw-20292]

why is this normal?

[@IamAhmedMohammed]

Because that's what good time is considered by like half Americans? 🤷‍♂️

[@IFUNNy-259]

Gen alpha is tripping and where is your mothers

[@FijyRust]

never take this background video ever again

[@Holy_Roman07]

Please seek the Lord Jesus Christ and may God save and have mercy on your soul, may our mother Mary keep you and God bless.

[@frumy7745]

that kate upton shit did NOT happen and i would bet my life on it

[@amplifire-]

please dont imitate a woman speaking ever again 😭😭😭normal voice is fine blud

[@brucewestoby]

Is that a " pee" scenario? 1:27

[@adomede]

15:30

[@beanladc]

tbh when my dad and i come over to hid friends house he always.. touches my snake (wink wink) keep in mind am 14

[@user-lp8im7ow8s]

Wait what ?

[@echterjay]

wtf xD

[@Orphilite]

lol

[@weq123rvh]

IM THE FIRST

[@codm22712]

Yay Gary’s job

[@husklo]

It's been an hour, you're still the only comment (these are replies)

[@codm22712]

@@husklo yeah I know now it’s been 2 hours

[@miraclegregory6158]

Here's your medal *hands over medal 🏅 *

[@anonymouswhite352]

And?

[@performancepotato3640]

No one talks about how ass this Parkour video is, he can't do basic jumps eguhcsdthhv. Stories: 8/10

[@ReginaSX-r3y]

Good one! Making his eyes roll back as he immerses in bliss, it's a mind-blowing experience, I did what I mentioned last week and the look on his face says it all, I learned the exact moves following Jevie Hindlerg’s advice. Go’ogle her, for me it just keeps getting better and crazier!

[@eddiecabrera9695]

I've had a few scenarios, and they were ALL fun