Why did we all click on this

First ones hate = W

2:33 Yeah sureeeeeeee it wasn't

"His mom" WtF you're sleeping over at you boyfiends and he still lives with mom.. sad

9:46 I can’t broooo 😂

Clickbait in a nutshell

6:48 well that’s a strange way to start the story

Yeah my girlfriend oldest daughter I think was in the third grade took hers to school to show the teacher

My friend and I watched p*rn together and did more

what is RA

*_INTERNALLY AND EXTERNALLY SCREAMING_*

Wtf is private nude I mean nude is nude😂

I sent the wrong picture to someone but then said it was not actually me, but me trying to recreate myself using AI generation "because I won't sue me". Sorry to that person if you believed me and are just finding out now.

As a Competitive Swimmer, I accidentally touch females in *places* a lot. I wouldn’t say any physical contact is a big deal now.

Most peopel finish losing teeth at about 12 or 13.

That first story is absolutely awesome 😂

1:05 lollll

15:51 yo fellow Michigander

0:43 most relatable thing ever

What does N*FW stand for?

Sweet home Alabama intensifies

Not me, but that one teacher made the news looking up amputee p**n while his laptop was still hooked to the projector 😱

I have one from a couple months ago that happened. One of my old neighbors from before i moved ended up having an extra concert ticket to go see Kim Dracula and In This Moment and two opening bands live at the Rust Belt in Illinois. By the time Kim Dracula started i was up front with the rest of the crowd having a grand time. The people i went up front with went back to where they were sitting once Kim Dracula finished. I stayed up there for In This Moment, which is the band i went to go see. Either before they started their set or sometime shortly after they started i felt something brush against my ass so i kinda stepped to the side and turned slightly thinkin somebody was trying to get through to get to a different spot. Instead i was met with a lady, probably in her mid thirties, and she told me "it was my purse i wasnt grabbing your ass but you'd like it if i did." From what i could see of her in the lighting available she was definitely not my type at all

The coyote conservation story is the most moronic, fake story ive ever heard

Okay, I've never experienced the "boyfriend slaps the wrong twin's butt" thing, but let's think here... If you are dating a twin, and you know her sister is in the same house, you know there's a 50% chance that butt could be the wrong one. Any guy that does this is doing it on purpose because he wants to slap his girlfriend's sister's butt. Then pretend to be COMPLETELY shocked that that could happen! Like how in the world was that possible!? Oh the shame! That, or this is a Hollywood plot. Where we are supposed to believe the unbelievable things because it makes for a good story.

8:05 Hard disagree on that one

Enumclaw horse sex case

This is same gender but it was still really awkward. Me and my friend were randomly walking while chatting after school in 10th grade. We were just having a normal conversation and unknowingly I accidentally hold his hand for some time. He was the first to notice and wonder why I was holding his hand. Neither me nor him were gay.

6:39 not the spongebob reference 😂

Omfg that WAS Star Wars!!! Damn it

Anyone gonna talk about the 7th grade one?????

"2000 seems kind of late for that" for the clibing out on roofs statement is hilarious because i went to college in the late 2010s and my friend group and i did our best to climb on every roof on the campus. It was shockingly easy for many of them, like one of the dorm buildings literally just had a window you could climb through in a lounge to get on the roof.

Story 2 has the vibe of "the widower whose husbands kept dying by falling down stairs" like i feel bad for her but at a certain point you dont want to be around that person cause they might just be cursed XD

wait is fucking a step sibling wrong?

1,000th comment lesgooo

Hell nah, story 5 dude is the dumbest man alive

6:24 in the thick of it 🤣🙏😭

You know what another dumb school rule if someone beat you up witch you retaliated by punching them back you would get in trouble and btw I had a school rule in school it was no phones 📱 idk why like you didn't even had to have it on you if it was in your coat or bookbag and if they went in your locker and found it you would get it taken your probably like get it back after school or class ye nope your mom or dad had to go to the school and get it or it would just stay there forever like when I was they I seen kids have it on the bus in the hallways and I even seen some mean girl had it out whan the teacher were in the same room did she get it taken from her no she didn't and it was just that school in the line of schools that the kids would get to and it was not just phones it would be anything like beyblade fidget spinners and btw the school has laptops iPads and I think the rule still there and btw in the school if you were super tired like from the super ton of work first they slam the desk and you still fell asleep they would make you work against the wall they did not care if you had medicine that would make you tired I don't know if it was just the school or just the teacher and btw if the you were sick or had over asleep or had those bus drivers that didn't want to wait and you came the next day you had to do the work from the days btw I had a hole bin of work which came with you to you the next class if you were move to a different class to which I missed a trip I think it was bowling

The id rules is worse if you or your mom or dad were poor

my friend calls me a good boy all the time and it’s concerning

Mf in story 8 don't got a family bush or tree, he got a family bamboo💀 Also, no one talking about how he allegedly LIVED ON A BOAT for several years?

6:09 we heard you the first time

The first one makes me want to do a vincent van gogh 🙏🙏

"...proceeded to build a giant fire" Man I don't know who he is but I already love this dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fluffers are still a thing lol

7:52 bro the parkour is so infuriating i can't even pay attention

i feel like we need to give some attention to Pat from story 13 that dude is fucking nuts

Right so just story 11 💀, That is some messed up shit, This is on the same level as story 6.

I'm a diagnosed sociopath, you can ask me anything

One time I fell asleep first. Still not out of the basement.