People who listen to audible be like

[@TempeLane11552]

The library is my favorite place in the world. Bibliophiles rule!

[@PrincessNinja007]

It's where I go to listen to my audiobooks

[@printisdead1983]

I'm more of a deweydecimite,I just look things up and never go get it ,and then out loud I say, "me need book, where book "

[@jasonspades1265]

No it's not. Stop lying

[@VivianCanRead]

As someone with adhd, audiobooks help me focus more on the text that way I don't get lost in thought as often

[@baronvonjo1929]

I love audible. But I wouldn't use any of those arguments lmao

[@kepspark3362]

What arguments will you use?

[@makeuplover4532]

Same this was cringe lmao

[@SincereCharity]

​@@kepspark3362 too busy, when am I going to have time to sit down and relax for a whole hour, have too much work, and things to actually do. schedule is full 😭 so audiobooks are better for busy people who still like books.

[@Boonz84]

🙄This only applies to you. 😤Please dont drag the rest of us into this bs.

[@JackieSimpson-ex2oi]

I miss "real" books but have poor eyesight. Audio fills the gap wonderfully.

[@sgttim8617]

This kind of advertising, I Like ; Thank you Jackie !

[@Emma-dq2gz]

I love both, Audible and physical books! Audible is great for on the go or having something on in the background while you‘re doing something else. Helps me focus sometimes haha

[@greyc8589]

I listen to books while working, cleaning, driving. I also read physical books when I can actually sit somehwere without noise. The fact that it offends you makes me want to only listen to Audible.

[@dostagirl9551]

I adore physical books, but I do love audiobooks as they free me up to do chores around the house. Adulting is hard enough without losing several hours per day reading. That dinner isn’t going to cook itself. 😅

[@maxwellquipey1]

My ass who can never understand shit without subtitles or any form of text: 👁👄👁

[@Michael-bk5nz]

In fairness, I also read books on Kindle (but only when I can't find an audiobook), I only buy paper books for things I can't get any other way, it's not a snobbish thing, it's a time thing

[@cuphalffilled]

Fuck kindle and Amazon but yes epaper is handy.

[@theultimitelifeform8548]

And meanwhile I’m over here worried I won’t be allowed to call myself a reader because I need the audiobook with it to understand the book

[@anneshirley9560]

Yeah, it's actually the opposite. Most people will hate on people that like audio books eventhough people have been listening to other people read to them for thousands of years. That's not really something new.

[@ariah5093]

I wanna know why physical book readers look down on us audiobook listeners. They’re mad I got through their same book and 4 more just on my commute to work and in the shower…

[@Belsarion]

The "Thoughts become things" got me lmao

[@aswithinsowithout]

Oh my. I just became aware of myself! I love listening while I’m asleep. It’s real.

[@lovefrombooks7]

I love audible, and you're so right about the sleeping part. I listen to Harry Potter when I take naps. It helps stop my mind from wandering to places it shouldn't go, and I can tell how long I was asleep by what I missed 😂

[@avgastas1515]

26 yo construction worker i do the same thing w harry potter by the time i listened through im ready usually ready to restart them for sleeping 😅

[@hannahchristine5240]

Same. I drive a lot and do a lot of yard/farm work so being able to listen to audiobooks gives me time to actually listen to stories/learn material I’d otherwise not have time to.

[@kittyjanssen9194]

Omg same😅 spot on 😂

[@ianprice2298]

An actual real hardcover book is the best way to absorb information.

[@Rugbiii]

I mean …I only buy hardcovers because they lost longer but what difference does it make if it’s paperback? Lol

[@abcd20324]

True

[@rqb6731]

Not if youre eyes get dry and strained rly easily

[@babecat2000]

For some people autobooks are better because they can't read as well or other things.

[@julialosiwa6655]

I hear you❤

[@ClanLykos005]

I can’t focus for shit so this helps me to enjoy books and still do stuff.

[@IztoZhimo]

Since I do both i could say that, audiobooks are good for entertainments and timepass while books are good for real knowledges.

[@danielmomoh4755]

The perfect Audible Ad.

[@arianaajbeaverhausen8175]

I'm the exact opposite, I have 3 book shelves full of novels, true crime stories, self help books etc. My friends mock me for it just like the lady in this short, I'll have to forward this onto them. 😂 I do listen to audiobooks while I'm working though, I'm not completely back in the 1900s! 😁❤📚

[@amandastjohn4735]

Only three? Amateur. My stepdad has a whole _room_ .

[@jspohl]

Can’t believe I took a break from Audible to hear this. 🤓✨📚

[@nicoletteafile]

Haha😂 ditto.

[@santiagocruz9426]

At least I know where my phones been 😂

[@deannacrownover3]

I listen to audible at work, but I'm a farmer so I can do that. But nothing on earth compares to a book in your hands, with the exception of the leather bound library at your disposal (and no, I'm not that rich, but I do have occasional access!)

[@gladonnet]

The loser, loser.. Got me 😅😅

[@DyslexicWarewolf]

Its funny there are people like that they can actually read a book but they choose to listen I listen to audiobooks because I am severely dyslexic and it's the only way I can actually enjoy a book and I'm using voice typing for this spelling is tough to

[@DoomieMcDoom]

I loved going to the library when I could. Spent most of my teenage years just reading everything I could

[@litmantuck]

😂 too funny. Serial Audible listener here. I no longer have the ability to read a book without falling asleep in 5 minutes😅

[@BunnyBear27]

Feeling of reading a book is amazing plus you are way more focus. But I also listen to audio books also

[@michaelbrown6543]

Audiobooks are super convenient; especially at work. I am allowed to wear my earbuds all shift (Warehouse: facility doesn’t have intercoms) But as cumbersome as actual books are; from a cognitive stand point they are vastly superior. If you research it for 10 seconds you’ll discover the reason all social media clips now a days are highly edited and cut to the next clip every 5 seconds is because people don’t read anymore. Our attention spans have diminished from this and it’s purposefully done almost like administering crack to lab rats to keep you invested with another drop of dopamine every few seconds. No don’t go! Keep watching!!! It’s actually making us less capable learning as it’s harder to retain new information when we’re being programmed to think in these broken spurts. Actual books do the opposite; improves upon discipline and stimulates your imagination more as you’re forced to envision the content rather than the picture being painted for you without any effort. I doubt anyone will read this but hopefully someone does. Use your gifts wisely.

[@johngore7744]

I agree with you. What you said is absolutely true.

[@julialosiwa6655]

Nothing beats physical books.... not even the audio books. If you know, you know

[@cassandracoates5321]

Lol amazing! Just got my library card, thanks!

[@MrHowardMoon]

I saw a video that said to apply for a library card even if you don't intend to use it because the figures get shown to the local government once a year and if more people sign up, they have to give the library more funding.

[@jame397]

This is ingenious well done well put together right to the point❤

[@lisabeal8374]

There is no comparison to flipping the pages and the smell of an old book store. Don’t knock other people’s joy. Go do you girl!

[@BettyAlexandriaPride]

I like both. 😊 But the irony of the toilet joke had me on my knees laughing, while in my bed, *and then everyone clapped.*

[@waynebaudelaire]

I do both at the same time 😂😂😂

[@peterismyfirstname2872]

Material for America's biggest actress to come. You are the best comedic actress ever. Very inspiring is your work/play product. Big thanks 🙏 YT title: Bethany Explains To Stephen And Celeste About The Operation Years And Years Episode 5' & 'I'm Transhuman. I'm Going To Become Digital' - BBC

[@SuesWainwright]

I listen to books in my car while delivering, love audio books

[@kittyjanssen9194]

I read audiobooks ebooks and always still my paper ones just not the same as holding your book smelling it touching it the whole experience 😅😅😅

[@motivationmania7745]

I've experienced both of them but nothing beats the reading a book..

[@freepagan]

Love this. And I REALLY LOVE the Mozart you put in :D 😍

[@uralbob1]

I wish I could still read without problems. My vision is so bad that I can’t even keep track of what line I’m on. Audiobooks have saved me, but I’d rather be able to read them.

[@christinalabandita]

I would prefer a hardcover book 📕 but I do listen to audio books when I take walks , or clean the kitchen or take a bath & sometimes before I go to sleep. But I also go to the library regularly and always have a hardcover book that I read as well when I have time. It’s called balance lmao

[@WakkasLove]

I like all mediums. I have frequent headaches, so I can't read as much as I'd like. An audiobook is a wonderful blessing!

[@mayeugenio8027]

So great !!!

[@chrisbean]

I like audiobooks but I love the feel and the smell of a book.

[@only1luv]

this batch is funny af

[@kasketbase8741]

I read physical books because I need to be able to do at least one thing without relying on electronics

[@thesandguardianofthesand]

I use both at the same time. I'm a middle ground.

[@dimi.love.co.]

Omg!!! This was too funny

[@dutchboy9273]

Yes, I listen to audiobooks, have since they were on cassette AND I LOVE hardcopy books. I have a respectable personal library of books both non-fiction and fiction.

[@rosannajackson156]

People didn’t consider audiobooks reading for a while, so audiobook people fought back

[@SurfbyShootin]

I have HUNDREDS of hours on audiobooks and all I remember is that a guy did a thing, thats one more than you *Bookworm!*

[@mrspleasants8529]

I am an audible junkie...what a hoot...

[@marshalljordan5956]

There's definitely some usefulness with audiobooks. Audible is my favorite subscription, it's great at work. And yeah...helps me fall asleep. But it doesn't compare to a physical bookyboi. It's easier to get distracted and more difficult to get immersed and let your imagination paint a picture of the words you're reading.

[@jakesmerth1919]

Yes you're so right..I totally listen to Audiobooks to be pretentious. It certainly couldn't have anything to do with how bad my eyes have gotten. And you're certainly not being a prejudicial twat on q high horse, this is totally comedy.

[@nolia920]

Today I was listening 🎧 to audiobook and reading a book 📖📖 😂😂😂😂😂 I actually follow both with great brain usage 😂😂😂😂

[@TheEveryd]

That’s a pretty impressive straw man you just built there. Wizard of Oz worthy.

[@malikapollard3618]

When i started with audiobooks and ebooks i enjoyed it. It's definitely convenient, but I don't remember thinking any of this.

[@theswych]

I grew up in the 60's and 70's. Back when you needed a library card to access all those dusty books 📚 I APPROVE this message!😂

[@MegaOCER]

I like audible, because Im to lazy to read and my mind starts to drift in to other stuff while reading lol

[@shreyashukla9833]

real books incrase concentration and patience and there r many which i can't definne

[@quinnbie]

I listen to audiobooks because the actual books that I want to read are either expensive or unavailable in my country😢

[@elizabethcrosby4355]

I have literally never heard an audiobook fan talk this way about paper books. We do sound like that when comparing it to TV / video streaming though.

[@anamikadiaries]

I actually prefer to read physical books. But I use audio books whenever I am out of home

[@DownhillAllTheWay]

This was a complete cringe - as if it's shameful in some way to read. For those reading to research some subject, there's still a lot more material in libraries than on Audible. The reason I like audio books is because I can listen to them at times when I need my eyes and hands for other things - like driving, walking the dog, gardening, woodworking, etc.

[@snakeinthegrak8969]

No no no no..... You're not doing me dirty like that lol. I do listen to them, but only to help me fall asleep. Otherwise I'm hardcopy.

[@kittyjanssen9194]

😂😂😂funny girl😅

[@mind__diet]

Guys, my audiobooks will help you change your life and change your bad habits into good ones

[@Kumari_kl]

Audiobooks are life saviour seriously!

[@yoomee7583]

I love both

[@ftsumnerwitchdoctor]

audible while sleeping is my favorite place in the world.

[@JacquelinElizabethWrites]

I listen to trashy romance novels while I work because my work is boring and if its just a trashy romance it doesn’t matter if I miss half the book. I do listen to a lot of books though, I hope I dont sound quite like her. 😂

[@raylewis2121]

If she’s not illiterate, her kids likely are. Have another martini Daaahling.

[@sumoshi5752]

Mhan what i wouldnt give to time in an air conditioned library in the afternoon with my book and silence.

[@DannielKoxville]

podcasts in brazil don't have ads pause in the middle of the show... US is weird.

[@DarthBalsamic]

I hope you sanitized that phone after dropping it on the floor in the bathroom stall. Lol

[@Hannahbanana42069]

I like the smell of books fr

[@helenamcginty4920]

If I want to read something on the net properly I even print it out. I have a shelf of scrap paper just for this. I cant absorb stuff more complex than either a detective story or a half hour science presentation on podcast. Videoed lectures are different. And better that live ones cid you can replay when you drift off somewhere in your head. 😊

[@michaelsingletary6056]

TY for the laughs as always. You are a breath of fresh air in a wacky world

[@theking4767]

Weird universe where her and Trevor was a married couple

[@DaughterofPersephone0630]

This feels like an ad for audiobooks for me😂😂 Btw, I kind of dislike audiobooks since I don’t get to turn to the part I like and read it like I do with real books. And when there’s new words or words that I can’t hear clearly it’s annoying. And usually I can’t sleep when listening to the story either. Cause I’m just too focused on it😂

[@mayankc7314]

Do you wanna know where i learned that? On audible....... while i was sleeping. What a dweeb! You have to think... loved the expression.🔥

[@jdpowell6405]

I only listen to audiobooks when while I'm working. I can't hold a book and operate a tablesaw at the same time. 😂 that said, I'll take the feel and smell of a real book over digital any day.

[@gnes04]

Omg she's like the female version of Stevie and Trevor from those other KZbin videos like same vibes

[@bingeculture5673]

I could mark important stuff in physical books and it would take less time in 2nd reading but now I can not do that. Even if I use bookmark function I would have to take a pause from what am doing open 2 locks of the phone and then add the bookmark. Good for listening stories or fiction although am not into it.

[@lucasley20]

that was funny. I have learned that my eyesight gets worse with age and audible makes it easier for my eyes.

[@iozilto3742]

Audiobook can never replace physical books

[@abcd20324]

True

[@leadfreelures]

Lol this is comedy😊

[@m35926]

It drives me crazy when people listen to books and then say they read them.

[@RallyTheTally]

audibooks are awsome

[@rfpnc]

So many comments seem to miss that this is satire...

[@angelinabvby]

i like the fit

[@saraseehusen5218]

There’s free audiobooks via public libraries and on youtube

[@shewhirajpoot2429]

Haha that’s me 😂😂

[@jepkemei]

Books have their place. Audiobooks cant hold a candle to a physical print on paper

[@Ihavetocorrectyou]

Lies and this been debunked.

[@hihi-kv8kv]

I’ve never seen anyone who reads audiobooks act like this, hell, I’ve seen only physical book readers (and podcast listeners) act this pretentious tbh (as a heavy physical library book reader) 😭

[@kaylawikaryasz4356]

I read so much for college (I'm an English major) so I listen to audible for the books I want to read for pleasure . . . but this is so accurate it hurts

[@stellaaniston9774]

CJ strikes again, right on the money. Exactly like every “millionaire life coach” I have heard of, those people could use a 30 day stint at club Stella. I have horse stalls that need cleaning & several chores that need done, real work would help these people out of their ignorance real quick😊

[@Nevyn515]

I do Audible because it’s hard to reply to emails while reading a kindle or paperback… And you tend to get told off if you read a book at your desk while you’re supposed to doing that crummy ‘work’ stuff.