Performing UNETHICAL Experiments in SS13

[@gertrudechumblegobb]

Ive wanted him to play ss13 for so long, this game and charborg go together like peanut butter and cigarettes.

[@kirbobirbo0446]

peanut jelly and butter :D

[@ZeDawgear]

peanut butter and cigarettes o_o

[@celtorwastes]

cigarette butter and jelly

[@idfk-gb9dj]

You ever freeze pbnj balls

[@RichManSCTV0]

This is SS14

[@bibby659]

Gotta love the wacky behavior of SS13 I feel like that game is immortal so long as people have limitless possibilities, quite literally everything is basically a playground.

[@portal7910]

it's SOOOO hard to play tho

[@bibby659]

@@portal7910 Not really, it takes alot of learning, but usually once you know how to play something, so long as you dont take a year long break, or so long as you have good memory you wont forget how something works.

[@portal7910]

@@bibby659 but that's the rough part, learning! From experience, nobody teaches you shit in that game, i've racked up 20 hours of pure engineer (because it's the only damn job avaliable) and I learned NOTHING

[@bibby659]

@@portal7910 yeah, without tutorials or anything it can be hard, but if you've played games that dont have ones, then this isn't to far off of what thats like...I have also watched a ton of videos recently as well which certainly helps with my understanding of things.

[@AnprimGang]

@@portal7910 go 2 wiki

[@Bigmanshaqq]

The chicken that said "murderer" was probably a admeme

[@doggosuki]

i think the admin also spawned him an egg when his chickens died, spawned the chicken syringe and the raptors

[@shabb8420]

It is finally time, Charborg meets Space Station 13

[@mr-shadi]

Came here to say this but u beat me to it

[@Jeff4theRaid]

Im pretty sure he has experience

[@iceypumpkinhead]

That one chicken saying "murderer" and never speaking again is the spookiest thing in this video

[@bionicdragon5]

I'm genuinely surprised it took Charborg this long to play SS13. Ever since I discovered it from Sseth's review and watched Tomato play it last year, I couldn't shake the feeling that Chargorb would love it!

[@vigilantmug5028]

I love playing as a medic or paramedic (if im feeling lazy) mainly because its so interactive and you get live updates on what's happening on the station depending on the amount of bodies and injuries you see, you also get to read a bunch of interesting stories on how someone lost their arm because the cargomaster took a bunch of lsd and thought they were a necromorph all until someone blows up medical.

[@bingobongo536]

Charborg’s editing style works really well with SS13, 10/10

[@damnits2200]

So happy to see charborg playing SS13. I’ve wanted him to play it for so long. “Sec to surgery. He’s turning her into a papa johns”

[@comradedog4075]

“You cannot consent to being a pizza”

[@bruhed2565]

Classic people: people playground is so brutal Chads: *opens SS13*

[@s0uls4nd]

indeed

[@RatWithRabiess]

Classic 9 people who still playing people playground

[@b_anj0]

theres a ss13 mod for ppg im pretty sure.

[@justanotherguy1122]

Both are horrific in their violence levels, and, honestly, both are god-tier to me.

[@Laughing_Dragon]

no, CLASSIC people talked about mutilate-a-doll 2, the game PPG is BASED off of, but that might just be me saying this lol.

[@catherder6552]

My first experience of ss13 was being brutalised by a pack of animated vending machines immediately after exiting the arrival shuttle

[@sirons5353]

Bro the fact ChartBork is playing ss13 fills me with serotonin.

[@jackwelborn7989]

Oh god the charbg tide

[@sirons5353]

@@jackwelborn7989 first the sseth tide and now this

[@smellycat57]

Well it fills me with so much dopamine I've begun to hallucinate chickens.

[@TheMartafernandes]

Please play this game again it’s so entertaining to watch!

[@bocksocks]

"TENDIES ARE COMING" god i love ss13

[@missingindy]

The bond with the baby chicken and Charborg was so adorable!

[@Fentricity]

Oh my god I had not realized Space Station 13 would be literally the best game to work out with you, more please!

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

Funny thing: Chickens CAN eat peppers! They are immune to capsaicin (the spicy stuff in peppers) so they just eat them up without an issue. And to add to that, peppers are very good for chickens, and can even make them start laying eggs if they stop for some reason. Unripe peppers are bad for them though, they're poisonous if the chicken eats too much. So only the really ripe, really hot peppers.

[@nikikowalchuk6649]

Please do more SS13 videos! These will be so awesome

[@caderidley2309]

From memory the reason chilli's burn your mouth is an evolutionary trait to prevent mammals from eating them as we completely digest the seeds unlike birds which pass the seeds. Birds also don't have the taste receptors allowing them to eat chilli's just fine, spreading the seeds in the process. Thus explaining why they were jnfazed by being fed red chilli feed stock.

[@ffasdfas927]

Just letting everyone know that Charborg is playing on Tomato’s Twitch Subscriber Server Never mind the server is up now

[@ffasdfas927]

@MysteriousMonkey It got hacked a few days ago, but it seems like its back up now

[@NightmareBlade10]

@@ffasdfas927 They hacked Goonstation? I haven't played in a long while but this really sucks to hear

[@ffasdfas927]

@wadawdawda it should

[@gadrill4285]

@@NightmareBlade10 they only hacked the forum, but goon was down for a bit to double check security on everything

[@muttipi]

I may be wrong but I’ve heard birds don’t actually have the sensors to process spicy food which is why the chickens don’t react to the peppers.

[@maintsmain]

I cannont describe how happy it makes me that 'borg found SS13. I remember stumbling across this from a SomethingAwful thread back in like 2010! Game never stops getting more ridiculous lol

[@FryManGuy1]

I love ss13 so much, so happy he played this

[@THEDONKAGE]

Oh god, ss13 YES! YEEES! The perfect Charborg game! It's literally ALL shenanigans!

[@JerrySpoonpuncher]

YES PLEASE KEEP PLAYING THIS GAME

[@CursedKuren]

If you missed the stream y’all should definitely watch the vod, the sentient monkey gut vending machine tries to break Charborg out of prison. Like something out of a movie.

[@MistDemon]

This is a lot like raising chickens in real life, but more chaotic and unethical. Btw Silkie Chickens are a real breed of chicken and they are the fluffiest things around! Really great breed to have as a pet!

[@Purple_Guy_Ialwayscomeback]

This is really brutal AND I LOVE IT

[@Daisukie360]

Always hype when charborg uploads a video, don't matter if it's on main or on this, it's just hilarious and beautiful content, love it!

[@vantom253]

I hope more of this. He is so genuinly funny when he is roleplaying

[@jordansligar1644]

Been watching cricken and tomato play this lately so glad you decided to play

[@thetreegamer]

We need more of this

[@Biodeamon]

can't wait till he finds the triple cursed artifact

[@capslfern2555]

Chickens in this game seen less demonic than stationeers chickens

[@Zsadism]

We need more of this, this was awesome!

[@TheApollo90]

We need a charborg main channel video for this game

[@simplyjustowen9413]

THIS is incredible in every aspect

[@achilles5312]

if you hadn’t played this i never wouldn’t tried ss14 and i’ve had so much fun playtesting that with people

[@Bierkraan]

Gotta love some good ol' goon with it's chickens, also how you got the raptors and the syringe were admins spawning it in

[@goreu932]

You get rapters from making chickens very happy. And yes it seems a mod had blessed him with that syringe.

[@muttipi]

i’m so happy that charborg has finally played ss13 and i patiently await the charborgwave so this hellhole may never fade away.

[@CraigCastelia]

I would've loved to see him do some of the secret content this server had to offer with the adventure zones. Maybe someday.

[@jinglesbejankin7322]

Real life chickens are naturally cannibalistic. It gets so bad that some farmers use red tinted sunglasses so their chickens can't differentiate blood and decide to attack and eat their fellow chicken.

[@Zack_Zander]

6:28 “OOOOOOOOH! CHEF YOU HEAR THAT!? TENDIES ARE COMING!” Nice, XD

[@dogi46]

You my sir have earned a subscription

[@CuddleAndTea]

Yes! Yes! Yes! The ss13 and charborg is fantastic! We need more!

[@haysongarrido542]

Thumbnail be like: do you like hurting other people?

[@shanedillis153]

Idk why but I love this dudes scream makes me laugh every single time

[@carteradams43]

4:53 I'm pretty sure birds can't taste the thing in spicy food that makes it spicy...

[@gabriell5164]

God I used to play this game nonstop with my best friend back in primary, nostalgia hitting like a truck right now

[@tinkivinki246]

absolutely loving this channel chrbrg

[@TheG_Boy]

Can't wait to see him play more of SS13

[@somemorecoldwater5879]

Bro look like he bout to get a message from the 50 blessings

[@crazed.sewer_rat]

*hotline miami soundtrack starts playing*

[@chopper9778]

Im so glad Tomato got the crew to play this again

[@sik3xploit]

SS13 never changes... I love it.

[@moudura2448]

The fact that you're playing in goonstation makes me feel even better about the fact that you're playing ss13

[@MrDrCthulhu]

Chckens are really just raptors, so it all comes full circle in the end.

[@bellav2114]

thank you charborg for playing ss13 and being my emotional crutch during this election

[@funkykong2776]

I was a doctor and we had just killed the queen when the clown drags in the corpse and claims the organs as his own. He asks me to insert them into him, and since my policy is to always perform the operation requested unless it's stupid or we don't have mats to spare, I put those in as fast as my surgeon hands would go. Then, I decided to take a shower and wash my dirty gamer body. I come back and am greeted with a station covered with xenos and the clown thriving. There were no survivors. Praise be to funnyman. Oh, and I also replaced both arms of a man with chainsaed.

[@mellonello3792]

the charbog tide begins...

[@WrinkleDink224]

Cant wait to see more Space Station 13

[@raspymorten]

Charborg on SS13. You love to see it.

[@comradestalin1211]

Seeing charborg get a sponsor makes me happy

[@rin-joh8644]

People always complain about clowns, but I've never seen a good monkey in SS13.

[@americangamer1632]

Well, never thought I'd see charborg play my fav game

[@ShrimpZipperz]

God, we need more of this

[@harvvv1017]

charborg upload, im foaming at the mouth

[@Leg3ndarily]

This was the video that amde me start playing ss13. I am now very good at fulpstation and i can thank this video

[@Sm0k3turt]

I didn’t know everyone was players until you said it and then it all clicked and now I can’t stop laughing

[@nekomimicatears]

Most animals are npcs unless they're players who respawned as one and usually can't talk but admins can take control of them like with the chicken saying murderer and the raptor stealing a knife

[@scpbr25]

Please play this again,it matches you perfectly!

[@punnyperson4663]

Chicken blood into a normal man? Did you mean: jacket from hotline miami

[@kimothyhimmler3921]

Charborg: Argghhh, he disarmed me!! Me: Clever girls.....

[@carteradams43]

okay... time to get SS13... Laughed so hard during almost every part of this video.

[@user-ot8wl7oh9s]

I love the pure roleplay in this game

[@the_bruh4321]

Seems pretty ethical to me

[@emetanti]

By Nanotrasen standards its downright wholesome.

[@kobus785]

I love watching charbog play this game

[@CasualAxolotl]

This is beautiful

[@spotifyuserfive3061]

this is GOOD ENTERTAINMENT

[@cheezzed]

i love your content, you are my favorite youtuber

[@hurt6145]

For some reason I was expecting him to start eugenics on the special chickens.

[@brennonruss5919]

Chickens don’t have the capacity to feel capsaicin 👁👄👁

[@JustEva]

6:50 : "Why did this chicken have a REAL person's brain in it?" 11:05 :

[@PizzaBadger]

Hell yeah, our boy got a sponsor. Congrats!

[@cvcorvus]

this game is so fucking good it's unreal

[@comradedog4075]

Have you ever seen someone volunteer to be turned into a pizza of there own free will.

[@fuzzycat7313]

Lighting a cigarette without lighting yourself on fire is pretty much the tutorial.

[@it_is_i_deo]

Would love to see more ss13

[@ThadCastled117]

The outro music is just too sick. Stay for it every time

[@concreteeeEEE]

this is v nice, charbo is now famous

[@calyxman]

It's funny seeing charborg play, I've been playing for a year it's a great game play it

[@itsblonk]

OH GOD HERE COMES THE CHARBORG TIDE

[@zambonibob2026]

What do you do when the chicken has your knife for once!?

[@SlyJustChilling]

perfect end for a video

[@thepaisano8971]

This has to be the worst coincidence ever, one of my chicks got eaten by an iguana and i get this notification.

[@hozic9929]

Okay chatborg now put neurotoxin into peoples drinks :trollface:

[@GUNUFofficial]

First time i played this game i was banned from an erp server for brutally killing two people doing the deed. Fun times.

[@jimbabwe3]

those exist?

[@schmecklin377]

This is like advanced barotrauma

[@dub3r5]

I JUST heard about this game in a really old sleepy cabin episode. They said you can literally do anything in this game.

[@Trogdorbad]

iirc someone broke the game once by creating a sandwich that contained an infinite number of itself, or something akin to that

[@goreu932]

For example. You can strap the clown to a chair with makeshift Handcuffs then force feed him drugs till he OD'S and dies. This game is legendary with the amount of insane storys that can come from it

[@Dorf274]

You don't know the half of it.

[@dopaminecloud]

Messing with the station reactor alone is in-depth to the point most simulator games out there have nothing on it. And that is a single major aspect.

[@Misha-dr9rh]

@@Trogdorbad ah the crash which. I wasn't playing at the time but legend says that during the good old days of Goonstation there was a a sandwich mechanic that allowed you to create sandwiches. Sandwiches are named after the shit that's in it. They also can be made into cakes, and cakes can be sliced into 6 pieces, then you can make another sandwich out of the cake slices. This allows you to make a sandwich with an exponentially large name because it has the name of the cake slice, everything inside the cake slice and everything the sandwich the cake slice was made of, meaning you can make a sandwich with a name millions of characters long. Eventually some chucklefuck decided to make one of these unholy abominations and give life to it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4jIdWh3eb-hg6c This was the result. A magical sandwich that lags the shit out of the server and crashes your game if you shift click on it, go anywhere near it while alive, basically anything. This happens because every time you examine it, it puts the name with thousands of characters into your chat box, bringing thr entire server to a crawl because the game engine is shit. The admins tried to delete the crashwich but it crashed their game every time they tried. They had to restart the server because the goddamn sandwich won. The creator of it was not banned as long as he never made a crashwich again.

[@hope6840]

Played this game when Seth did a video on it. Everyone was dressed as a clown and kept killing me, and I couldn't even find out how to move

[@hope6840]

I loved it

[@Dorf274]

A very typical experience. You figured the game out yet?

[@hope6840]

@@Dorf274 No, I never played it again I think it's better that way tbh, it remains a crazy mystery full of clowns

[@youruncle2]

my fav ss13 moment was a clown became my lawyer and i got sentenced to death

[@toaster9922]

now beating the shit out of a baby monkey may seem horrible, but if youve played ss13 enough youd know that they didn’t hit that little shit hard enough