Ex-Men: Jean Grey

[@haymaker710]

So he fired Cyclops and Wolverine so he could get at Jean? Sounds legit.

[@emperorpalpatine4615]

0:27

[@NoName-vl4lv]

Emperor Palpatine what?

[@lrmcatspaw1]

Eliminate competition. He is smart.

[@englishenglish444]

He fired literally everyone.

[@bastardjustice]

Would you? 😝

[@Sinneric]

"You know how Rogue has that white streak in her hair? Have you ever wanted one of those?" lmao!

[@shawnnablackburn3075]

It's strictly organic

[@austinnemorin8729]

+Sinneric Best pickup line ever! xD

[@Tesseradical17]

+Sinneric Professor X to Rogue: "If you do see Hair Dye Man, go ahead and take the glove off and touch him and let him die, 'cause I'm tired of the whole "Bride of Frankenstein" thing."

[@02Nolife]

+Sinneric Best line EVER !!!!!

[@rambam77]

Now I got it

[@elessal]

she looks way more like jean grey than all the actresses who have played her in the movies.

[@heresfrankbetches921]

vasalem omg yes

[@julijakeit]

i really liked Famke Janssen.

[@SoStoned1761]

vasalem yyyy

[@tinamoul]

How so, you know what Jean Grey looks like?

[@Dalonghair]

thereign We all know what she looks like. She is all over the X-Men comic books.

[@achidepeterkure3740]

"IT'S COMPLICATED" ooh thank for reading part of your Facebook page 😂😂😂

[@CuriousOldMan]

The writing on these is only surpassed by his comedic timing. These are pure gold!

[@bindair_dundat]

"If you want this F to be an A, you need to let me F you in the A." Brilliant. :D

[@Gin0neE]

Bindair Dundat he's Pete Holmes what did u expect

[@TheAutumnWind_RN4L]

😂😂😂 indeed. Great delivery.

[@Barthenn]

That part and this one just after; Jean: How about you F off! You know I have a boyfriend. Professor: Yes! Cyclop, the Ray-band-wearing tool! Jean: You know we're very much in love. Professor: Oh! Are you !? 'Cause I've seen you many times in the Halls with: Wolverine . Jean: It's complicated Professor: Oh! Thanks for reading parts of your Facebook page. Me: that guy is just killing me lol.

[@sirius4k]

This is the best line ever.

[@kevdaddyjohnson7256]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@noanswersdad]

They should have used this woman to play Grey in the real movies! She's hot

[@EJAParaguin]

Nah.

[@kashattack]

Hot but a crap actress.

[@EJAParaguin]

kashattack I really don't find her attractive but to each his own.

[@noanswersdad]

EJA Paraguin She is better looking than the chick in the movies!

[@EJAParaguin]

I don't get it. She isn't ugly... but I don't find myself attracted to her. Shes just meh to me.

[@Sara-it9se]

I don't think I can take the X-men movies seriously after watching these. xD

[@shubhtandon7]

The weird thing is that Professor X actually had feelings for Jean Gray in some of the comics 💀

[@Ottophil]

You took them seriously before? Nerd

[@evanbelisle8464]

Hugh tube lol fucking loser (watches C-Span)

[@evanbelisle8464]

“Remember when they rated pornos?” Lmao

[@danebrass1946]

Who needs the X-Men movies with this!

[@knmay7976]

This skit NEVER gets old. Even in 2021 I still die laughing when he reads Jean’s mind

[@Scroopulous]

same, I remember this while i was working, couldn't stop laughing.

[@hilleryearl524]

Same here

[@chiarosuburekeni9325]

These are all fantastic. I binge them all at least once a year. I don’t know if the show was good overall back in the day but these skits they put on KZbin are phenomenal

[@MasonNoThumbs]

OH FUCK YOU! They were dicks!

[@donotcomply1628]

Even in 2023!!

[@DemianGaming]

She can easily replace Amber Heard in Aquaman 2, and any other Mera appearance in the DCEU.

[@BackupChannel-nq6fg]

Agreed

[@Thundershield23]

“Come back when you’re, The Phoenix! You won’t be the only thing rising...” LMFAO!

[@jflanagan9696]

M...ah, she gets it.

[@Centrinario]

1:15 - "Young lady, if you want this F to be an A, you need to let me F you in your A." One of the best lines I've ever heard in my life. Period.

[@lo-fiboi8184]

How about you *F-OFF*

[@KillMeNext]

You must not have heard many lines then, bro.

[@bigboy6191]

Yu must be 14 then

[@Eridu]

Update: Still one of the greatest lines.

[@RJ-rp8yd]

@@KillMeNext No one cares, nerd.

[@gamingrewind6099]

pete holmes is one of the most underrated comedians. truly talented

[@atylerpearce]

He's a millionaire. Not underrated.

[@anthonygordon9483]

@@atylerpearce I doubt he is a millionaire

[@jamesmyers8711]

@@anthonygordon9483 I hate being "that guy" but.. Pete Holmes net worth: Pete Holmes is an American comedian, actor, producer, writer, and podcaster who has a net worth of $4 million. Pete Holmes. Net Worth: $4 Million I was a little surprised too,for what it's worth.

[@anthonygordon9483]

@@jamesmyers8711 He must sell out seats in his stand ups. With the type of national recognition he has, I can definitely see him making that on stand ups. The show only lasted a season so I am not sure if anyone can make that much on one season alone. But he seems like a guy that knows how to manage his money. He doesn't seem too flamboyant with his money. He definitely dresses like a middle class worker. lol.

[@gunman462]

That's why Conan produced his show.

[@dj-klassick]

"or Professor XXX if you prefer. Remember when they rated pornos?" underrated joke

[@golfnz34me]

Fun fact: They mostly didn't rate pornos. While X was a legitimate rating for movies, and was reserved for anything harder than "R", it was only really used for more mainstream movies. (Until they came out with NC-17) XXX was just something porno makers put on their movies to make people think they were super hardcore.

[@toxiclam1964]

Actually it’s a rated joke

[@LuqmanHakim-xi9qz]

This Professor X is most likely one of "The Boys" target.

[@omiorahman6283]

Hahaha

[@satireisnotdead5804]

He discards his superheroes just as callously as Vought does as well

[@ElLucas1987]

It's literally John Godolkin

[@preacher066]

Actually, it is accurate according to the comics. Professor X did like Jean when she was 15!

[@geekymetalhead5112]

So he's Professor X...Offender?

[@JunKurosu]

He also slept with emma

[@unlimited971]

Been telepath change the meaning of intimacy and learning to know the other.

[@DemBigOlEyes]

@@micp4130 To be fair, no man in their right mind would not fall for Jean. He may be the professor, but he's still a man.

[@personalspace6270]

So he is a pedo thats sick.

[@joelockwood1029]

"Oh FUCK YOU, It was DICKS. And they were touching!" This made my laugh so much I cried

[@smeagolkl]

Joe Lockwood absolutely, i wish someone would make it into reaction gif

[@Darkmatter105]

+Joe Lockwood GET IT OUT OF MY BRAIN!

[@derianhester4040]

your comment did same thing to me

[@AlexCrossWriteitall4U]

+Joe Lockwood Me too!! I am still drying the tears

[@intention21]

Joe Lockwood me too!!! Lmao

[@TheThirdPew]

I LOVE THESE SO MUCH.

[@ManyMannys]

Hey Nathan

[@TheThirdPew]

ManyMannys ayyeee

[@bakelung]

Hey I'm subscribed

[@LawofCinema]

AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH

[@OreoBunny123]

Nathan! I guess good minds think alike (and have the same interests in videos)!

[@jacobmccain8082]

"Its complicated" "Thanks for reading me part of your facebook page" Totally underrated savagery...

[@GrandSupremeDaddyo]

I feel like 90 percent of these jokes would be average if it wasn't for the absolutely perfect delivery. Eg. 2:58

[@GameMasterToolbox]

A new mutant hero is born, The Docker.

[@JunKurosu]

Is he gay ?

[@gamerone7390]

i dont get it

[@gyorgyor7765]

Is it just me or is the weirdest thing in this that Professor X knows what Docking is?

[@jalmaurergaming1344]

Docker who

[@kerryberry5786]

@@jalmaurergaming1344 EXPERMINATE!

[@johnnyperozo2987]

His face and tone when he said: "IT WAS DICKS" ...I'm still crying of laughter

[@codyralston1372]

“Get it out of my brain!”

[@tfarr8138]

The way he delivered that line was hilarious

[@TheTranscendentForce]

OHHF8CKkk YOUUUUU IT-WAS-DICKKS!! 😱 🤣🤣🤣

[@jakep1979]

How did he know the correct term of that sexual act as "docking"?! looks like the professor was experimenting more than just drugs in the 70's lmao

[@YNTHEBADDESTBITCH]

god i wish i could do that to people

[@funwithtoms3741]

This guy deserves alot more subscribers, these are one of the best parody type videos i've ever seen!

[@Forenzikproductions]

He has his own television show.

[@funwithtoms3741]

yeah, well that's why i'm shocked people don't subscribe to his channel here on youtube..

[@Forenzikproductions]

FunWithToms Give subs to people who actually deserve it alright, its like giving charity to Donald Trump

[@KonradofKrakow]

***** Had.

[@Forenzikproductions]

ConradInternational Haha he doesn't have his show anymore? lol

[@NezzConstantine]

He looks and sounds like Dr. Evil pretending to be Professor X lmfao XD

[@hakanfaris5952]

Such a beautiful woman. She actually loosk more Jean Grey than actresses in the movies lol

[@fra2603]

she's insanely hot

[@Skeptic_Tank]

@** i feel sad if you think that. But to most guys, shes hot

[@aawharver4948]

Love the resting bitch face tho lmao

[@angnaangna7916]

what is her name

[@FaridShahidinejad]

She kind of looks like my wife.

[@benchlaylaurent6518]

@@angnaangna7916 deanna russo

[@alexkaiser5622]

the last one of these skits should bring back all the ex-men prof X has kicked out and have them all gang up and kick him out.

[@borisn1426]

Sorry man but this is the last ex-men skit as The Pete Holmes officially signs off the air this thursday with its final episode.

[@thewolfofwallstreet627]

Boris B wait, he's not going to be on anymore? why? are his ratings going down or something?

[@borisn1426]

***** TBS has officially cancelled the show last month due to the ratings and this is the final week.

[@borisn1426]

Steven Escareno due to low Ratings TBS cancelled the show last month resulting this week his final week.

[@thewolfofwallstreet627]

damn that sucks, and i actually liked his show too. I especially loved all the comedy bits involving the x-men, street fighter, and those realistic popeye and mario stuff that he did. those were funny as hell. I'm sad to see him go...:( Well i hope he lands on his feet

[@peteholmes]

Professor X tries to convince Jean Grey to ditch Wolverine and Cyclops and hook up with him instead.

[@ZachGrabill]

Looking forward to the outtakes on that one.

[@1840437]

Hilarious, as always.

[@BrandonBautista]

"I believe they call that 'docking.'"

[@Lionchild1978]

"I'm a teacher, good!. Let's go with that" GENIUS!!

[@vandercudo]

Awesome video Pete! Love all the sketches you make,and even the ones you just act in! Even like you doing interviews, however some of those actors aren't as fun,and thus some of the stuff is boring sometimes... But your sketches are just pure comedy gold!

[@gladxch]

"Come back when you're the phoenix, you won't be the only thing rising" 😂 he's got some great one liners

[@Vaultboy101]

So that's what Kevin Feige looks like without the cap.

[@ggghhjcc7675]

Damn

[@danielenyel3542]

Boom...... mushroom explosion

[@EdVarkarion]

The three greatest portrayal of Professor X: Patrick Stewart, James Mcavoy, and Pete Holmes

[@levaithan325]

I don't usually quote lines from videos on youtube, but I absolutely have to quote this one: "Please, call me professor sex."

[@TheMostUninterestingMan]

"remember when they rated pornos'?"

[@doomsday24]

The way he delivers these lines are hilarious

[@mr.z9829]

Lmao or xxx🤣

[@panthakurai5267]

you mean you've never quoted the ever famous "YO MAMA" ... Get in the car!

[@demetrewoods6342]

I love these Ex-Men skits! Damn Deanna is unbelievably attractive and funny.

[@zachryder3150]

She was even hotter in Knight Rider

[@buyerofsorts]

Never heard of Pete Holmes before but if he wrote all or most of the dialogue in this skits then the man is brilliant.

[@f4z-e]

He is brilliant nonetheless. I urge you to watch his content.

[@Tkieron]

Charles : "For you, Jean, anything." Me: Who is Eugene?

[@depurasangre86]

someone very dear to ALL of us. love ya Eugene! seriously...anything for Eugene!

[@tehmaimed]

She actually looks more like Jean Grey than Famke Janssen. Must be because of her green eyes which is one of Jean's defining traits

[@casperchristensen8354]

Eye color hardly informs how much one person looks like a character.

[@sangun123]

tehmaimed it blows my mind how many people say this lmfao the comics jean is basically any generic redhead

[@OptimusGPrime]

@@casperchristensen8354 Eyes are the window to the soul.

[@WatchDog10]

No hate on Famke Janssen, but this chick would've made a better Jean Grey

[@fomalhauto]

Looos I agree with you 100 percent!

[@Musabre]

+Wheel Man LOL, Frank?.... ;P

[@WatchDog10]

+Musabre Edited lol

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

Femke jensen is a bit ugly. She has a kinda manly face plus brown eyes, yuck

[@Monie71793]

@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess WTF is wrong w/ brown eyes? Idiot. You realize most movies NEVER match the source, right?

[@Vilis_Farthuk]

"Shag? Is that because nobody has wanted it since the 70's?"

[@kazman_the_destroyer_of_souls]

It's full and vivacious💀💀💀

[@kendalljennings3417]

Yeah that was a good line!

[@ct.hillbilly7178]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. The writing is genius. Delivery is second to none. Every line is hilarious!!!!

[@dannybenhur6123]

We miss this Pete Holmes

[@poestasis7]

I absolutely lost it when Professor X wanted to give Jean his version of Rogue's organic white streak.....

[@sumhung5942]

But isn't that kinda explain why dark phionex saga happened

[@razorcallahan3029]

Jean went rogue

[@MassProMachinima]

When she look inside his mind there was a clip of her licking his bald head LOL!

[@BloodyBay]

I think she was tonguing his ear. Close enough, though. :-) (Six-year-late reply is six years late, I know.)

[@patrolpilot3756]

I've seen this at least a dozen times and it's still hilarious

[@KatanaKev1988]

How funny would it be to have Patrick Stewart do this.

Im pretty sure he would do it

[@nothanks6039]

A great level of professionalism.pete laughs at everything.

[@Aeroldoth3]

You should see his cameo in Extras. Here's a clip: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJjClKp_Zr2daq8

[@ahki-adhamash-shakur7723]

Patrick Stewart would probably do it, he’s surprisingly twisted!

[@Femiforfun]

This actress is just so easy on the eyes. Absolutely ravishing!

[@axelmok498]

Man they need to make a new one! XD I already got a list of who I want to see Colossus, Beast, Psylocke, Cable, Forge, Morph, Banshee, Emma Frost, Shadow Cat, hell even Surge, Blink, Magma, Pixie, Magik and so on would be great to see xD to be perfectly honest do someone random like Polaris and it would make my day.

[@BlackTombz]

I understand the jokes but I still don't find them funny since Professor X is always in every video and he's as far from the original character as a rabbit is from a dinosaur. Does that make sense? Never mind, the point is that I'm unable to get a single sneeze out of these videos. I watch them out of curiosity but that's it.

[@akbruh4265]

Axel MokH how about deadpool

[@casperchristensen8354]

So many of these Arent really x-men.

[@krowapaulinka4351]

"Come back when you're Pheonix! You won't be the only thing that's rising!" - I died :')

[@floyd5688]

And came back

[@integralmath]

Let's role play... I'm crying.

[@Caydog01]

The funny part is that some people don’t realize that Professor X was actually in love with Jean at one point in the comics

[@YoMama2143]

Who hasn't at this point?

[@langbo9999]

Dirty Bastard

[@geemack23]

Deanna Russo is an absolute ROCKET

[@loverboyz1393]

This is the funniest one so far. A master piece. You'll only get it if you have read the comic story. It's very interesting.

[@SuperSethstone]

lol, this skit is actually the closest to being accurate from the comics. Xavier really is in love with Jean Grey. I mean, who the fuck isnt?

[@ZeNinguem1526]

and that is how she became the Phoenix

[@x31omega]

Pete holmes has got to be one of the funniest guys out there....and his humor is out there.

[@jojipls]

His voice and acting would be perfect for Team Four Star Actually kind of reminds if Mr Popo

[@NerdTrap]

The mind rape scene reminds me so much of Dredd.

[@henrlima87]

You mean demolition man?

[@Chaldean4life91]

"OH, FUCK YOUUUUU!! IT WAS DICKS! O_O" This was the funniest one of them all!

[@thebigeasye77]

"If you want this F to be an A, you need to let me F you in your A" I just spit coffee out everywhere XD

[@lo-fiboi8184]

Finally someone caught that joke.

[@camo9367]

1:15 thank you Pete Holmes. I'm now rolling on the floor.

[@leonardoives7076]

"it's complicated" "thank you for reading part of your Facebook page"

[@Georgebushpimps]

LOL The Unrated Magic Mike

[@LovesToDance1981]

If you want your F to be an A you need to let me "F" you in your "A"...FLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Georgebushpimps]

***** When I was a young troll It was called Snoodling

[@bleachguy8387]

LOL Jean controls professor x makes him say sorry but he acts like he's still in her mind control thing lol

[@Georgebushpimps]

Fuck Unrated Magic Mike Lets get the Unrated of this Vid Vivacious Shag vs Ginger Minge with extra emphasis on teh minge ^-^

[@numbjuhnu]

''Young lady, if you want this F to be an A, you need to let me F you in your A'' best joke I've ever heard XD

[@chamachell0]

“Remember when they rated pornos?” I died.

[@elijahcarfa3022]

The funny thing is, that in the Ultimate comics, Professor X really hit on Jean Grey 😂

[@noaboa5670]

Pete Homes is still one of the funniest people out there to me.

[@droppamybiscuit]

KZbin recommendations 2014: No way near yet 2015: Still no way near yet 2016: Just a bit more longer 2017: Almost there 2018: Need a little extra time 2019: Yes, just in time for Dark Phoenix

[@lo-fiboi8184]

🤣

[@arcaneknight9799]

very original comment

[@ballinhamster3170]

But this has been a popular video for years -_-

[@droppamybiscuit]

Ballin Hamster yeah but after all the x men movie trailers I’ve seen over the years and only recently it appears on my recommendations

[@brandonselitetv1436]

I discovered it in late 2020(October)😤 I wish I discovered it in 2014

[@soberchimera61]

I think this is the funniest one, it also changed up the formula.

[@nickumoh4267]

Jean's head whipping back was hilarious. This is an awesome bit, virtually infinite material. Bravo. Please keep the show going!

[@itznotp0ny305]

Come back when you are Phoenix, that won't be the only thing rising. I'm dead lol

[@FrshJurassicPrnceYA]

"Remember when they rated pornos?" 😆😆😆

[@UldisZalcmanis]

Why, oh why did you stop doing this stuff, Pete Holmes?!! Your series are absolutely hilarious!

[@vaiwalker]

I died at "F to an A , F you in the A"

[@computernerd1101]

Jean: Okay, you've convinced me. Why don't you take a peek into my mind? Xavier: Yes, Ma'am. _Never gonna give you up_ _Never gonna let you down_ Xavier: What the hell was that? Jean: Well, I shouldn't have to explain it to you, but obviously I was Rick Rolling you.

[@aregnav]

Lmfao!

[@billwilson6895]

Cancer

[@computernerd1101]

*****​ I don't know what comment you think you're replying to, but it certainly isn't here.

[@billwilson6895]

+computernerd1101 your meme is cancer

[@computernerd1101]

***** I believe the standard metaphor for this is "viral."

[@AcemanX]

"the carpet does not match the drapes" omfg hilarious

[@ltrigga219]

This is the best-cast Jean ever.

[@GINSHINKZLs]

"If u want to change this F to an A, you'd better let me F you in your A " LMAOOOOOOO

[@tangkhul_Tekken]

She should've auditioned for the role. Much better Jean Grey than the last two

[@MrJeffrey316]

Great writing here. This was well written and very well acted. Awesome!

[@goldenrick9704]

“Come back when you’re Phoenix.. you won’t be the only thing rising”

[@RAIDEN_117]

Honestly this Jean is a lot better than the movie.

[@pwnmeisterage]

Deanna Russo is attractive, and funny, and can act. Unlike Sophie Turner. Just an opinion.

[@Equistta]

The White Streak was the best line, haha

[@jorgeferdenav]

"If you want this F to be an A you have to let me F you in your A" I lost it.

[@dawsynlarson696]

“Oh oh I’m a teacher oh that’s good let’s role play” 😂😂

[@mikelgonzales72]

The scene when he peeks into jenes mind was a 10/10😂😂

[@Twon808]

“I’m done hearing this. You’re ready to act, great.” 😂

[@jonathancraneromansionis1136]

Actually...........if you've read the comics.............than actually.....well........yeah.......

[@rythe0109]

+Sub Zero Wait, really ?

[@jamesmott3163]

+rythe0109 really really

[@theflyingpancake3030]

Jonathan Crane / Roman Sionis Oh...my...god... Really?

[@sebastianmaregatti]

And in the ultimate universe Scarlet witch and quicksilver fucked while wolverine watched

[@陳潔明-w6y]

@@sebastianmaregatti In that same world, Wolverine might be their dad... Geee, almost an anime...

[@2011ROY]

2:44 okay you've convinced me ..ah..I...yes, great fantastic Lmao!!!!

[@smol_caps]

"For you Jean, anything..." "Who's Eugene?"

[@MasterP19]

Come back when you're Phoenix, you won't be the only thing that's rising!!! That killed me

[@KeairaKusanagi]

Between these and Badman, you've made the best superhero parodies I've ever seen. Thank you.

[@kustomkure]

Now I know what docking means. Thanks for teaching me something, Pete.

[@jonpatrickmarcelino6518]

This man deserve a million subs!

[@ykarus9343]

Ksksks now I'm reminding that theory of this Xavier being actually Mystique lol

[@dallasgrey4247]

This is shockingly comic accurate

[@tomassoejakto]

yeah. the onslaught event in the early 2000's

[@dallasgrey4247]

@@tomassoejakto The first mention of Xavier loving Jean was in the 60s. And then it was brought back for Onslaught.

[@victorsahni2071]

For Professor X saying Young lady if you want this F to be an A you need to let me F you in your A is the best funniest quote he has ever said to Jean Grey that got me cracked up extremely hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@spinkosaurus]

The "Fuck You, It was dicks" line made me laugh so hard

[@bolognivm]

As immature as Pete's Ex-Men series are, I always come back from time to time for a good laugh.

[@Leto2ndAtreides]

I've only seen him firing X-Men but ... just looking at that girl... The dude has my support! :P

[@razorcallahan3029]

This version of professor x will fire everyone until he's alone. He'll probably fire himself at last!

[@shonenhikada9254]

Professor X did have romantic feelings for Jean even though he knew her when she was a child.

[@Doctor_Odin]

In some of the older Comics he was infatuated with her but unlike Logan and Scott he's suppressed them.

[@ggt47]

Yes!

[@edmondherrera6288]

the fuck

[@joeschook792]

F in the chat