Peter Abuses His Power - Family Guy

Family Guy After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.
Episode Info
Veteran Guy
Season 16 Episode 14 (s16e14)

[@phoebeshirasawa4959]

"Are we ready to attack?" "We are! And many people will die" *Repeat 2 times*😂😂😂

[@Native_Beats_]

"And they only had time to record two lines!"

[@theoneaboveall1284]

😂👌

[@bigballzach]

Native_Beats _2016 “Quoting lines from the clip that we all saw is funny some how”

[@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245]

Liberal NPC basically

[@shoticko]

I read the 404 likes on your comment as LoL in the end

[@modernforever1528]

The Automatic sink thing is so true.

[@berzerkerjuice3947]

ModernForever I loathe them...and bring back paper towels!! Those air machines are just awful

[@djmotise]

A recent study showed the the air machines blow microscopic fecal matter all over the bathroom, including right up into your face. True story.

[@anthonyvillanueva5226]

Op...op....op.......op.....op...

[@Mattgo90]

What are you doing? This is the woman's bathroom.

[@coco9479]

😂 right I had to rewind it that part had me in tears

[@nodivisionjustunity4364]

That Olive Garden commercial at the end is hilarious! Nobody talks like that. Literally no one talks like that if you've heard someone at dinner saying those things you would slap them.

[@djmotise]

So true. It is the very definition of CRINGE. And utter stupidity.

[@tingispingis]

I like how in commercials people are always like "Good heavens this food tastes exquisite!" and then theres forced laughter

[@mikewest712]

No joke , but i gave a grown man a wedgie for acting that white. It was just too white.

[@dequanehammons830]

"well you do the math,I'm doing the Alfredo!" LMFAO

[@dust133]

I would shoot them for being an alien robot lizardperson.

[@evanpacheco9531]

"Peter we're now literally standing on the boat, that's how close the boat is!" that line got me laughing so badly lol

[@gowithit19]

Especially since it's Joe saying "standing".

[@Pharoax]

@@gowithit19yeah the irony in that is funny

[@MustardPrinter478]

I never could tell whether that joke was intended.@@gowithit19

[@RageQuitPros]

Yup just ignore the fact Peter bashed a kids face in😂😂

[@djmotise]

A statement on police brutality.

[@Chaika1974]

darren motise *a joke

[@BlazeInferno360]

king savage he wanted to ride the jet skis

[@andrewlink5113]

That's just how Family guy works. 😊

[@quinnfletcher3906]

Isn't the first time he injured a child for no real reason!

[@ShayanGivehchian]

Isn't joe a cop ?

[@ganon01ryanoutsen92]

Shayan Givehchian yep

[@angelwayne2872]

Yeah

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

Shayan Givehchian ya put not a veteran

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

Plus he had to turn in his badge until he served his sentence as a

[@menkirdennis6686]

Wait a second...

[@lehlohonolomogoera]

''We gotta steal that kid's jet ski''😂😂😂

[@traintrack3761]

Made it!

[@traintrack3761]

Peter, the boat is right there! We’ll totally make it!

[@michaelkelly1757]

@@traintrack3761You wanted to ride the jet ski I wanted to ride the jet ski 🤣🤣🤣

[@smilingsadness9527]

For once, a KZbin channel devoted to Family Guy that isn't half-assed or horribly edited. Keep it up, mate!

[@Official_Rz]

Not horribly edited? They smooshed around the entire video.

[@omgjxsh._.1450]

The olive garden cutaways cracked me up so much lmao

[@jamichaelgaines6326]

Head Aches vjjgd wq W7 Fmjccknxd😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

[@jamichaelgaines6326]

Head Aches oiygffzzcggfffdxhgcdxgtx 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

[@papaedwye1684]

The olive garden one cracked me too

[@raynixxx8261]

michael kirby 🥗🥖🍷💫👍🏻

[@bry117]

Gerrylynn Mako food just looks like slop

[@MyBlackandRedCZ]

Quagmire: “And when you’re here, you’re....” Peter: No no! Don’t say it!” *third Olive Garden cutaway* 😂😂😂

[@captainazrale4404]

Seth Struble *Smashes bowl of pasta out of the waiter's hand.*

[@thefateofslate9095]

Joe tried so hard to explain to Peter how close they were

[@SeyaDiakite7]

And he let Peter beat up a child.

[@ITzDem0nTime]

@3:15 who else here lost their minds when Joe said to Peter “We are literally standing on the boat” cause I sure did 😂😂

[@theoneaboveall1284]

I am - The one above all

[@Rajorsi]

That washroom scene was so funny.

[@kshitijsabale7534]

Didn't understand that one .

[@tylerfox9640]

@@kshitijsabale7534 Then you must not use automatic sinks ever/often.

[@Quickness_Fitness]

Ep

[@schiebehure1528]

"So i can teach my friends to how to serve their country!" Me : wth joe is a cop

[@danilima6970]

Joe lost his legs in service,I really dont under stand thr logic,to he being less than a veteran,I know is a cartoon but even so I don't get it.

[@DgardsGaming]

Exactly even though he didn’t serve in the military he still served as a police officer which is still serving the community and still has the same ethics

[@HighFalutinTootin]

He said serve not harass and collect ya kno the police motto

[@ACEGAMER120]

@@HighFalutinTootin Oh you're one of those worthless members of society

[@HighFalutinTootin]

@@ACEGAMER120 no, the bad cops out number the good cops their is a reason public opinion of police is negative they are basically road pirates

[@kman215]

Why is Olive garden food so salty anyway

[@Littleathquakes]

Kyle Adrien drinks. it's like a 300% profit for them.

[@stephenmiller9009]

Vinegar , speed cooking in bulk

[@rico9163]

Kyle Adrien to cover up the fact that it has no other flavor

[@Orzine]

A little salt helps draw out flavor... and sell drinks for 5$

[@Musoko7]

Australia doesn’t have Olive Garden

[@theoneaboveall1284]

Thanks for watching guys Latest Video: Why Did This Man Get Fired For Recording This Video? kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJ23d2Ciq7V1e5Y

[@kingponk5turtle575]

The-One Above-All me

[@Y0oArmada]

we dont got olive garden over unfortunately

[@kingponk5turtle575]

slevin parker that sucks

[@gtrman69777]

The-One Above-All I'm at the Olive Garden right now. LOL.

[@ellieezzz]

Me!

[@icecube2618]

1:21 among Us

[@rewerwerrwqerwr7388]

Joe: "we're litteraly STANDING on the boat" Me: ...

[@97liner83]

I see what you did there. Joe is SITTING in the wheelchair.

[@sharknadoman1015]

I love Olive Garden. The breadsticks are so soft and delicious, the meatballs are saucy and wonderful, and the pasta is just fantastic.

[@goomba3092]

sus 1:22

[@SonicsOfClubPenguin]

@@goomba3092 overused

[@sushisquad991]

*Olive garden*

[@alexipanda9505]

The ASIAN TEACHER *When you're here, you're family*

[@Yeti547]

*that food was all very salty*

[@DengekiVR]

Lol

[@matejcevnik7362]

That food was very salty

[@gilbertodepiento2691]

Doc Playz olive garden sucks...

[@gabrielsanvictores3083]

0:47 lol that's the M90 Shotgun from Halo in the van

[@theoneaboveall1284]

Really? 😳🙌

[@sharoncunningham2783]

Gabriel Sanvictores Holy shit your right. And at the bottom you can see the SMG from halo 2/3 just without the handle.

[@_gabreal6139]

Gabriel Sanvictores lmao

[@Unknown-qr2jl]

Holly shit that's dope

[@TD04_Trav]

sharon cunningham XD

[@yoshishotwheels4965]

I DIED LAUGHING WHEN PETER ABUSED DA KID AND WHEN HE WANTED 2 RIDE DA JET SKI

[@Hunni_Gummi]

2:00 Joe: "we just can't stand by while innocent people get hurt or even killed" Me: You couldn't stand in the first place 😂

[@callumgilroy8036]

Oof... thats a hard one...

[@anonymous-ei8cm]

Terrible joke

[@anonymous-ei8cm]

@@DELUXPLUS1 who cares who mentioned it, its still a terrible joke

[@anonymous-ei8cm]

@@DELUXPLUS1 I am allowed to post my opinion to the public and if people agree or disagree is up to them

[@anonymous-ei8cm]

@@DELUXPLUS1 cause I have the right to share my opinion

[@charliesimpson209]

that food was all very salty...

[@luigicraft101channel8]

1:32-1:45 that’s literally how I feel

[@MickeytheluckyMouse27]

I hate those things

[@rajvader]

"Evil frat boy" is redundant, no?

[@menkirdennis6686]

rajvader lol wow

[@albertorodriguez3927]

I take this offensively my moms an evil frat boy

[@sce2aux464]

No.

[@sebastianhof3951]

It‘s like putting a hat on a hat

[@BadVibesOnly]

Guys remind again how many people will die?

[@impissednow1]

Frank Abagnale Jr m MANY PEOPLE!

[@lizichell2]

Frank Abagnale Jr hopefully those idiots in Olive Garden at the end

[@Y0oArmada]

^ LMAO

[@brookefiler2793]

MANY

[@jamichaelgaines6326]

Frank Abagnale Jr pbhjgcvh😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

[@dixonpinfold2582]

The public bathroom sink thing really hit the spot.

[@gazbaz2684]

Since when did Mr Clean make a KZbin Channel?

[@MiniMagit]

Sharpie that's Lex Luthor.

[@dkrusen]

LOL

[@gazbaz2684]

Bananaman 219 you don’t get the joke

[@davidmillar3213]

Since when did Sonic become a dumb bitch

[@gazbaz2684]

David Millar since when did David Become Color Blind?

[@collinking1]

Are we ready to attack?

[@deadcool3227]

SnapJitsu TM We are! And many people will die!

[@buukute]

Are we ready to attack!?

[@infamousphantom1876]

buu Ho WE ARE! And many people will die!

[@Sup-qv8lu]

inFamous Phantom dammit i just wanted o comment

[@SetSeth-yl6ke]

the vette gast Are we ready to attack?!

[@atitles7545]

Lol “we are literally standing on the boat” joe said

[@woof1958]

*"A N D M A N Y P E O P L E W I L L D I E"*

[@Yottifferent]

3:50 when you’re car sick.

[@theoneaboveall1284]

😂😂

[@jose6997]

3:11 your welcome xoxo

[@d1etpussy621]

AyeJose ty hunty

[@phen0mejon99]

You're *

[@jose6997]

J Gerard fat bitch I know what I meant.

[@Ducclol]

lol thx

[@BrenMurphy1]

Olive Garden sounds like a mediocre joint for people who like reheated food.

[@traintrack3761]

4:01 NO NO DON'T SAY IT!

[@SetSeth-yl6ke]

Ryan The Blue Pony *cuts to olive gardens*

[@cocoduck7745]

Olive garden when you're here you're family

[@traintrack3761]

Akash P *Shoots Quagmire* Im not coming back to that restaurant

[@rotems3470]

Omg we watched the same video i cant believe it

[@DeathTrooper-]

Mlp sucks dick

[@Nita.C.Yorack]

Peter, We are now literally "standing" on the boat ~ Joe Swanson

[@monkeycat48]

Didn’t care he just wanted to ride the JetSki by putting this kid in a coma

[@primus0348]

I'm in the us coastgaurd And when your here, you insert Olive Garden jokes

[@captainazrale4404]

Primus03 *Shoots you* I'm not going back to that restaurant.

[@dukeofurl01]

Great. You get a cookie.

[@djmotise]

"The Florida ways are the best ways." HILARIOUS

[@CrazyForCooCooPuffs]

that olive garden bit is the funniest shit family guy has done in the past 10 years lol

[@GhurdD]

Jokes aside, the coast guards are actually badass

[@paddypup1836]

I’m writing a thesis on the inconsistency of hand dryers in public toilets and restaurants.

[@zachjonas6987]

Joe: we dont need quagmire to do the right thing. Cleveland: I love that movie🤣💀

[@SeyaDiakite7]

Joe arrests peter for an accidental shooting. But not for smaching a kid's face to a jet ski. Wow

[@abigailfuentes5354]

Keep up the good work.👍

[@theoneaboveall1284]

thanks Abigail, you too

[@6KidsandaHusband]

Such a great video, you have a great channel

[@simalukic146]

2:25 Me And Zohra For No Reason 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaylansmith3104]

When you're here ur family

[@mmgreenify]

Jaylan Smith y90p

[@Yeti547]

That food was all very salty

[@cooperrayer499]

When ur here ur family

[@theoneaboveall1284]

👌😀

[@captainazrale4404]

all that food was very salty. 😒

[@alynapuhskinti]

Those Olive Garden commercials were a big part of my childhood television watching experience

[@tyranharper3697]

I like what you did, at the last part tho lol

[@WIFWLIVE]

3:11 daddyofive in a nutshell

[@Y0oArmada]

Hmm so thats where that slogan is from

[@Anurania]

"What the hell are you doing? This is a women's bathroom!" That joke would never fly today.

[@obi-wansonobe6708]

Dude! Nice editing, it was on point! I love your content, all cartoon YT-ers should aspire to your content.

[@theoneaboveall1284]

Hey thanks man, I'm glad the editing was noticed by someone When I get my new computer, I will look to make better videos for you all Thanks for watching!

[@lannyface6951]

Olive gander when you’re here you’re Family Noice

[@theestevan611]

When you're here, you're family.

[@Iknowsalomon]

3:21 Joe, you wanted to ride the jet ski Peter, I wanted to ride the jet ski

[@swapnadeepkapuri1589]

When you are here you are family.

[@zorrofusion1130]

I guess the kid is called power then

[@CHAINSAWMANDEAF]

Guys! Pause at 0:47 and look at the shotgun from halo!

[@killeing]

"When you're here you're family!"

[@djmotise]

"I wanted to ride the Jet-ski."

[@diegovalencia9443]

Bruh I’m hella scared I just got a Olive Garden unlimited pasta ad

[@ginb981]

I love the olive garden commercial at ending.. Nice!! Ha. Yeah' olive garden totally sucks

[@thinblacknoodles]

Gin Bfacts 🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewlo55]

This is the U.S Coast Guard. When you're here, you are family. *Plays Italian restaurant music*

[@abigailfuentes5354]

Your welcome.😀 Your videos are amazing, I mean you put in so much work just to make us happy.😀

[@hibahn9274]

Am i the only one WHO has never realized that peter has glasses

[@zacharyfazbear1515]

No

[@subjectdelta4758]

*A N D M A N Y P E O P L E W I L L D I E*

[@MickeytheluckyMouse27]

2:32 “that food was all very salty” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@loukiss6729]

"wow, this food taste pretty good" *VIOLENT LAUGHING*

[@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053]

I like Olive Garden. The Beef Tortelloni is pretty good

[@alboss52]

I can relate to peter at Olive Garden

[@branon6565]

Best part of this episode: Peter smashing that kids head against the handlebars and leavin him facedown in the water...shit is hilarious...

[@thesoggysloth]

when you're here you're family

[@ellieezzz]

I LOVE OLIVE GARDEN LOVE YA THE ONE ABOVE ALL!

[@joracebryant8106]

Chloe Price me to

[@ellieezzz]

Especially the fentuini

[@s6x]

No one cares leave please

[@ellieezzz]

Excuse me? If you dont care dont reply.

[@s6x]

Bruh stfu

[@defnotemmet]

How did joe get up the ladder on the boat?

[@saibaswordsman1167]

3:07 is so funny

[@loveallgirlstheymakemefeel7015]

1:31 hahaha so true, reminds me of the blinds from the jury room. So true.

[@theoneaboveall1284]

what do you mean - The one above all

[@loveallgirlstheymakemefeel7015]

@@theoneaboveall1284 Things that dont work the way their supposed to, In an earlier season peter had to do jury duty, and mid sentencing he decides to let some light into the room by trying to open some blinds, and he stuffs around with them, open, shut, one side up, the other side half way, a piece falls off and then to resolve the issue he just yanks them off the window. It's hilarious how they interpret the stupid side of crappy inventions.

[@gilbertotabares8196]

I like Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl.

[@59ersfootball]

Gilberto Tabares did you have a good birthday

[@ajharris1129]

R.I.P x

[@theoneaboveall1284]

‘Do not let your depression make you. Do not let your body define your soul, let your soul find your body. Your mind is limitless. You are worth more than you can believe.’ - X

[@imbeware8717]

Fr🙏💔

[@vc2900]

K

[@realgucman]

@@barrelbarrel5842 Who would I make happy by dying?

[@barrelbarrel5842]

mpty K i D me and your parents

[@Z-Romello]

Frat boy dialogue is early 2000 video game jobber characters summed up

[@devilchild357]

Coast guard not soldiers... they're sailors

[@AskAboutAnson]

I love that movie. 😂😂

[@erikastone9183]

The Olive Garden ads remind me of the Olive Garden skit on Saturday Night Live LMAO 😂

[@theoneaboveall1284]

Oh Child, what has gotten into me!?

[@neureaper479]

Can't blame Peter,that Jetski really looked cool though

[@agentsmith9858]

*_"Are we ready to attack?!"_*

[@pinkgasms2290]

*"We are! And many people will die!"*

[@laqundrabarnett4141]

*are we ready to attack*

[@AyoCoat]

I wanting ride the jet ski

[@DursunX]

i cant believe i just watched three Olive Garden ads voluntarily 😕

[@matthewjosephthecommonsens2940]

While you do the math I'm doing the alfredo

[@diddledoodles8481]

They are slowly getting sick of this game 2:09. 3:34. 4:00.

[@theoneaboveall1284]

I was tired myself editing it especially the music :/

[@albashar9519]

Oh yeah yeah

[@rivermxxn]

This is the US Coast Guard, and when your here you're family.

[@lennypayne4241]

3:07 I don't wememboh (remember) this part of the episode. EDIT: Also, 3:15, that's a poor choice of words, Joe.

[@DemonGogeta582]

are you ready to been attack???

[@laqundrabarnett4141]

we r and many people will die!!

[@johnvines4875]

Navy guys are not soldiers, they are sailors

[@tryptamind6839]

Nah bro, a sailor is an old term used in the days of Captain Hook style pirates and shit like that. Anyone in the military is a soldier.

[@daniel7767]

Dirty Dan your wrong

[@tryptamind6839]

Sorry bro, soldier derives from the old english/old french word "soudeour" which means mercenary. Everyone in a military is a soldier.

[@johnvines4875]

Not sure where are you from, but lots of countries speak English and different words to them means different words to us, just cause fag in British means cigarette, does not mean in the US it is, just try and ask someone in Brooklyn New York for a smoke, " can I have a fag " and see if he doesn't knock your teeth out. in the united states, marines are marines, Army are soldiers, air-force are airmen, navy are sailors. I should know this, I served in the US army for 12 years, now if you call a marine here soldier they will fix you.

[@kinggamerabdihell7667]

Navy SEALS are

[@lucycampbell9350]

Peter is funny as hell

[@MegaMGstudios]

I'm getting the feeling that this episode was sponsored by Olive Garden

[@kylejonas3875]

*O U P*