Peter Crouch's Ultimate Squad! Shaking Ronaldo's Hand & Two-Touch (Gone Wrong)

Peter Crouch, Chris Stark and Statman Dave return for a new series with a huge announcement and the first ever evidence of Crouchy doing some podcast homework! We asked him to think about every footballer he’s played with and come up with his ultimate squad. There’s a few caveats, surprising picks, incredible anecdotes and even a public apology for 'That' Two-Touch incident on the St Mary's pitch live on BT Sport! So it's fair to say the boys are 'Back Stronger'.
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After a break from the podcast, each of the boys reveal what they’ve been up to this summer. Shaking Ronaldo's hand on the pitch, what happened in the live TV incident alongside Lynsey Hipgrave, Rio Ferdinand and Paul Scholes? AND Crouchy shares his Ultimate Squad!
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[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

Peter Crouch, Chris Stark and Statman Dave return for a new series with a huge announcement! *GET YOUR CROUCHFEST TICKETS HERE: **gigst.rs/Crouchfest*

[@321edhp]

The dogz calm mmm we agree stats .... Pillows ....

[@321edhp]

That's cheating !

[@321edhp]

Mmm bandito FA cup woto call it 7 ......

[@321edhp]

Oh table golf

[@321edhp]

Just shh

[@D-enson]

My favourite thing with crouchy as a pundit is when they stand Michael Owen between him and Rio😂

[@benlomas1490]

You boys are the best! Can’t help but love it

[@matthewphillips6766]

good to have you back!!! missed you chaps.

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

#BackStronger - glad you're enjoying the pods!

[@SteelBonsai]

This as always was quality lads 💙🇬🇧⚽️

[@pecansandies9521]

Peter Crouch pitching a Range Finder vape is hilarious

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

Remember you heard it here first

[@molloyju]

You'd want to be careful using it off the course though, getting a pair of binoculars out in a pub is asking for trouble

[@staynielherbayn657]

@@molloyju so many areas that would be bad to use that in, Picking up the kids at school using your range finer vape 😂

[@staynielherbayn657]

Met Carragher and got a photo at an event the other night. One of the soundest guys I’ve ever met, called me a dickhead (jokingly) when he found out I’m an arsenal fan though 😂

[@filmraptor]

The wait is finally over! 🧨

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

Back Stronger

[@seanb3204]

Love this podcast. Got to be the most down to earth ex player around.

[@Matchew010]

The most appreciative of his privilege, ego suits his ability and hes so honest! What a legend

[@SeanSweeney09]

The reasoning behind the sub keepers is spot on. At West Ham, we lost Dave Martin in the summer and all the players said he was the one that kept everyone's morale high.

[@jonhill3328]

Yes boys! 😁💪🏻

[@festavision]

Come on guys what was the story about Carragher any ideas? This is what youtube comments are made for!

[@redmen2008]

With the prostitute

[@RR-ci9pm]

Anyone know?

[@SphericallyChallenged]

Carragher missed training for two days as he was in for an operation to get his foreskin removed. After the operation his member became infected and he was out for a week on antibiotics. He was fuming about it for months.

[@jordan5783]

@@SphericallyChallenged sounds like Gerrard that haha. He got studded in his nob in a FA cup game I think it was

[@jabra7793]

Best pod out there. Pass the pod

[@philbobagbox1177]

Can’t wait for your “mate” Glen to stand you up crouchie 😂😂😂

[@km0764]

We do the clocks in Australia too.

[@kwannyyy]

BACK STRONGER.

[@joehartwell8910]

Steve Finnan is by far the best right back I've ever seen play at Fulham, he was faultless in our first promotion season into the premier league - absolutely gutted Liverpool nicked him. Easily the most consistent player in our squad while he was there.

[@paulie-g]

To be fair, it wasn't just plundering Fulham - Finnan got a CL medal out of it and was genuinely appreciated by Liverpool fans. Proper old school defensive fullback, but had a surprising amount of attacking quality when he was allowed to show it.

[@arch.b4408]

need to see the clip of crouch and two touch hahaha

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

Just started a clips channel, should we try and get it on there? bit.ly/CrouchClips

[@sjaakbral83]

@@thatpetercrouchpodcast please do

[@leedrinkall2081]

I reckon your are the guys to get oasis back together

[@seanb3204]

I'm not sure. Some Might Say this....

[@Stu4rt6969]

Need a Crouchfest up north

[@seanb3204]

Take it global

[@StatmanDave]

THATS WHAT I SAID STU

[@cianarnold6182]

Which story is about Carragher?

[@backstronger7618]

Need Tom back! Nothing better than the pod after a long days work

[@hammersbfx3185]

please please get jimmy walker on he's a fucking ledge! Such a funny man!

[@paulobrien3102]

10/10

[@jabra7793]

@17:00

[@staynielherbayn657]

Where do you get such big peroni glasses?

[@MrFinbarz]

From peroni, they are taller and thinner but still only a pint. They are just standard peroni pint glasses.

[@MrFinbarz]

From peroni, they are taller and thinner but still only a pint. They are just standard peroni pint glasses.

[@harryowens4537]

Up the Potters

[@321edhp]

The bandito the fandito has all the papers in his ..... Tippy uppy

[@westhamfaithful]

IRONS!

[@321edhp]

South Hampton massive

[@essesinryoutub]

As a pompey fan, hearing crouch rate hermann hreidarsson over ashley cole wams my heart.

[@anianikka]

get Liam again. and Ashcroft too

[@dominicpalmer3130]

Crouchy could combine his joint range finder/vaping machine with the old school drinking straw hats?

[@seanb3204]

I'm in!

[@dominicpalmer3130]

@@seanb3204 😂

[@imightbebiased9311]

You don't want all your gear to have one point of failure.

[@321edhp]

Do a conga ......

[@SS-lx7ps]

Aubamayang scored 11 in 18 league games for Barcelona. Not done much? That statman is stealing a living.

[@321edhp]

I can't tell you ....

[@321edhp]

Shhh Helen has awoken ..... As .,.

[@Cvs________]

1:30 piss take of a statement. Auba did verywell at Barca

[@VillaBoys123]

"Not done too much at Barcelona." Well he didn't did he? 6 months.

[@321edhp]

Serious right the dogs calm his laying on canary yellow .... Come on pass a bandito the gamito podito whatever u like o

[@Nerdychameleon]

@18:04 The Lying Bloke isn't even looking at the camera when apologizing, staged??

[@321edhp]

The sorry bandito the creato Mani gerio has not got his flying Google's on

[@roryobrien3884]

Queen Elizabeth would have loved this.

[@321edhp]

Honest may as well line up my old phone n think about how I could grrrr even the dogs n bones bored by it .,... Baddito the pundito is upping his ears

[@thecasualguy8059]

I struggle with Dave, I can also see it with the other two. They're not keen.

[@321edhp]

Over n out X mail ya later X

[@321edhp]

Dog ain't Peter slouch crouch ahhhh wooop wooof woofff grrrr raaaaahhhh Barnes I val let's al l

[@townpullins2827]

ρɾσɱσʂɱ

[@westhamfaithful]

We do MyHammersXI on our channel - where we ask fans and ex players who would be in their XIs - check it out on the West Ham Network!

[@danielgibson509]

3 Kebabs ? Amateur numbers.

[@kaischindlmayr9415]

How about don’t celebrate or promote vaping? It’s worse than smoking and there are kids listening to this.

[@kaischindlmayr9415]

@@allanashworth1369 I did. I am. Seems like PC dropped the idea anyway. I’ve come off my high horse. Filthy habit regardless.

[@luke1097]

Good old Steve finnan always bringing his car, just make sure there’s no 81 year old men nearby!

[@robthomas3968]

What’s with all the swearing my kids watch this

[@tommyhearns6169]

Tell them not to watch it then you doughnut

[@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights]

I'm not going to tell you how to parent but...

[@lewjk]

Piss off Robs kids

[@imightbebiased9311]

@@tommyhearns6169 I think this is a tongue-in-cheek nod to the fact that there's no swear warning to start the pod this week.