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[@troglodytebrain]

Lyle spent 46 minutes in front of the mirror practicing his Peter Griffin voice just for it to sound like this

[@elymoji]

Lyle took $600,000 Peter Griffin improv classes

[@amirpourghoureiyan1637]

Must've spent a year on Quagmire then

[@gigastrike2]

I'm always surprised by how good of a voice actor he is.

[@eiatos]

@@gigastrike2 He was a very talented dude before going to rat vietnam

[@gigastrike2]

There might actually just be multiple Lyles. Maybe Lyle McDouchbag and Lyle Rath are different people. How else would he have such range?

[@schkoopdawhoop7885]

“This was the time I swore I’d never remember.” Comedy gold.

[@docsamurai9199]

Ty Lyle bert, time for a new best of

[@docsamurai9199]

It also could have a meaning as a flashback in itself, too, which would just be ironic.

[@succojones]

Lyle always says shit slightly too complex to be appreciated on the spot, he's so great

[@gigastrike2]

@@docsamurai9199 The last one missed a bunch of good moments anyway.

[@Natalie_Toshino]

I wouldn't be surprised if Family Guy has tried to do a serious cutaway gag like that.

[@MilkyMayo]

"Dis was the time I shwore I'd never remembah" is such a sleeper hit I can't believe they just let that one come and go

[@hrhnicholasable]

Just like the Tomar Rap. Lyle is epic.

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

i mean it IS a family guy episode so

[@JrIcify]

@@Beefaroni_Bert what episode does it happen in?

[@schnoz2372]

Yeah that is actually burned into my memory

[@cavsterxii2068]

Typical Lyle wit that flies right over thier heads

[@blumberde8726]

I like how Peter is a weird realistic Peter and all the other characters are just the designs from the show in 3D

[@lockerbuddy2039]

"Remember the time I turned RTX on...?"

[@Error0101]

@mercury_stuck_in_1984 What a mood tbh

[@Knapperoni]

They're ripped straight from the PS2 game lol

[@dizzyboi04]

Lucky we have someone like oney, who still has those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely on. It’s a good distraction from all the violence in movies and sex on tv

[@luan.galaxy]

Yeah we're lucky

[@rampagingelephant7353]

@@luan.galaxy lucky he's what?

[@tylerblevins500]

@@rampagingelephant7353 lucky he's a family guy

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Yeah all those movies on TV and violence in se- wait...

[@gigastrike2]

Chris just bought property in Ireland. Looks like he's planning on ending his wild life of playing video games to settle down and start a family.

[@sand5474]

“Peter Griffin goes to the real world, dude”

[@madisondavis5640]

I wouldn’t hit her but I would lay into you

[@buhgingo2933]

@@madisondavis5640 what?

[@Hfxnn]

Sonic goes to the real world dude

[@TheQuaadFather]

I'll never get tired of that sleepycast story

[@buhgingo2933]

@@TheQuaadFather was it sleepycast? I vaguely remember it being told on Oneyplays to Lyle

[@Asmokedetector]

So this is what Tomar has been doing this whole time, he's been grinding this game 24/7

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

no dude didnt you see his status? it said away

[@cupboard_raider]

@@Beefaroni_Bert Away consuming the blood of the innocent

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

@@cupboard_raider well obviously hes tomar

[@vixc1948]

there's a tomar emerald hidden in this game and he's trying to recover it

[@tommykarrick9130]

I like how quickly and unenthusiastically Zach said “ass ahoy” He sounds like a jaded voice actor that’s known for one character that they’ve done for twenty years and they get asked to do their catchphrase by people on a daily basis

[@TritnewNG]

So technically Seth MacFarlane.

[@chchchxrry]

@@TritnewNG timestamp? 😭

[@Thelizardwizardd]

@@chchchxrry Zach says his iconic "ass ahoy" line at 8:13

[@s7robin105]

I like how for some reason Peter’s skin changes throughout the day and he gets darker or whiter depending on the time of day

[@carlosguillen5683]

That canon I think

[@poodytanx8611]

Mild mannered white guy by day and blackface by night.

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@poodytanx8611 he ain’t a politician

[@magron8029]

@@carlosguillen5683 I mean him and Cleveland can swap pigments so it's not totally out of the question honestly

[@drumboarder1]

Just like real life, everyone's either more or less Irish and Sudanese

[@pkgba]

lyle gaslit them with that "lick to continue" and they didnt even question it lol

[@g.6991]

He sounded so genuine, I actually think he just misread it lol.

[@berryquiet6497]

the Unreal mannequin loading in instead of Mr. Griffin was peak game performance

[@ZeDoGiCa]

love ur profile pic :3

[@berryquiet6497]

@@ZeDoGiCa hey thanks! drew it with my own fingers :]

[@dildoswaggins3929]

Chris dropping a "Say the line Zach" almost sent me into a big upper lipped The Simpsons™ coma

[@ScholarSnail]

Did you get what he said? I can't make it out.

[@gigastrike2]

@@ScholarSnail "Woah, ass ahoy!"

[@edoneill6138]

@@ScholarSnail I have no idea

[@theman44ful]

@@ScholarSnail “ass ahoy” which is Brian’s first line in family guy they’ve done the joke before haha

[@ghostnappa45]

Holy crap Lois I won a Newgrounds competition to meet my favourite let's player OneyNG.

[@MrSirHenryMF]

Wow, he sounds powerful!

[@AmerikkaJuusto]

Oh Petah, don't you know Newgrounds is gay now?

[@PALACIO254]

Simpsons did it

[@gigastrike2]

Brian: "What? Peter, you can't meet OneyNG." Peter: "Oh, yeah? And why not?" Brian: "He's not a PC person, you'll get cancelled by Twitter." Stewie: "Relax, Brian. I haven't seen you get this worked up since we got a Roomba." **Insert clip of Brian barking at Roomba**

[@gigastrike2]

Peter: "Well _I'm_ hanging out with him." **Peter storms out door** **fast forward to later in episode where Oney and Peter are just doing Wingardium Leviosah, and that's the joke** Extra 1: "Wait a minute, that's OneyNG!" Extra 2: "Why do we hate him, again?" Extra 1: "He associated with Jontron!" Extra 2: "Are we supposed to hate _him_ ?" **Extra 2 pulls out memo** **Memo lists Donald Trump, Hitler, Satan, Jontron** Extra 2: "Yeah! We are!"

[@theussrsatomicbomb]

In some way, history repeats repeats itself. In Simpsons Hit and Run, Chris loads in and the first thing he does is beat Marge. In this game he loads in, and what's the first thing he does? Beat Lois. Love this funni man

[@gigastrike2]

When he starts the Lord of the Rings game the first thing he does is kill Frodo.

[@triplecrosscounter]

@@gigastrike2 They should play the lego lord of the rings game since you can kill your partner in that with no problem.

[@DngrDan]

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

[@VLADPowder]

I think that was Blois you mean

[@BIacklce]

if this was a line by line remake of the hit and run playthru that would be next level.

[@Tanner-Gillman]

I have been laughing at “Lois, why am I Peter” for 15 minutes

[@bicholouco1281]

it was the most psychotic thing I ever saw

[@puhskinti9358]

Peter, why am I Lois

[@carchub]

“This is better than any family guy game I’ve played!” Same

[@wigglyziggly]

This is better than the time I played a licensed family guy game!

[@Duenschissdoktor]

360 game is funny with friends, you can just shoot each other with funny family guys

[@RagbagMcShag]

almost as if license games are almost always shitty uninspired cashgrabs

[@DaveMyDude]

@@RagbagMcShag I thought the PS2 game had the right idea and knew the shows humor and had tons of references everywhere, but it was just executed really poorly and is a strangely extremely difficult game, I remember it taking me months to beat it as a kid. And like that other dude said, the 360 one could be fun for a little while if you played it with a friend, honestly I think that game would have greatly benefited from online multiplayer for the campaign and survival modes. Overall they are both not great games but they definitely had some good aspects and at least tried more than a lot of licensed games I played as a kid

[@Jeebz3000]

Man, I can’t wait until they unlock Mr Peterschmidt as a playable character.

[@rustyricardo6532]

“Remember the time war changed?” - Solid Guy, Metal Gear Family 4

[@tnrproductions1231]

That Peter Griffin impersonation is so perfect. What the actual fuck

[@kingding9542]

I need to know

[@Strahinjatronik]

Welcome to the channel.

[@ElazarYershovFilms]

Nah

[@scarletbard6511]

I think you mean "What da hell"

[@ClicheOriginals]

"It's gonna be hard to find the black guy at night" might be an all-time Lyle quote.

[@E_o_D]

It was crazy how this got scarier than some horror games when the night time cycle began.

[@MrMario995]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 Man dude you're hilarious 😐

[@sr.mental5876]

Literally Minecraft nighttime.

[@tyronequinn]

10:50 that delivery of "you killed him" broke me

[@Subpar1O1]

If Oney turns Websplorers into a recurring series we might get regular uploads of gems like this, it's like the additional features of DVDs

[@screwed_up_screwball]

The quick little "pfft" noise chris makes seeing Peter Griffins giant circular ass take up a whole corner of the frame at 7:00 is just amazing. I love their bits and hypotheticals as much as the next guy, but small stuff like this will always get me

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

I just wanted them to find Joe Swanson, purely for Lyle to do his impression.

[@hexmaniac6810]

EY PEEEEEEEEEEDERRRR

[@catandogclone7880]

I love that the hair is actually embedded into the skull rather than forming around the head.

[@billy6044]

Now am worried because my hair does that too

[@Pneubeteube]

10:15 The most perfectly timed lightning bolt in the history of gaming

[@dimwiddy9808]

The anguish in Zach's voice at 12:24 is incredible

[@redacted8008]

He really wanted to push that button

[@rish1656]

Guys, I'm here to tell you that Peter Griffin helped me through some hard times back in Qatar and I'm not even kidding around

[@wajihbec1087]

go on..

[@sharpen193]

Bro I knew a girl in Qatar that tried to run away with her boyfriend in Europe and that shit was intense. Hope you're doing good now.

[@teal_m_101]

Peter Griffin was created in a lab by Seth McFarlene to write all the family guy episodes whilst he was on holiday. Peter Griffin, however, took control.

[@samarsvard6384]

We need more two-parters like this where in episode 1 they scrounge the internet for something interesting to do in episode 2

[@headphonesdawg]

Chris's genuine fear on that second nightfall killed me for some reason haha

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

That red dot with the line is what you use to debug a line trace in Unreal Engine, seems they forgot to hide it lol. Edit: my guess is that it's the car script looking for a spot on the ground by the front left door where it spawns Peter when he gets out.

[@gooblymcfry]

I heard Peter Griffin’s autobiography game was coming out and I’m happy to finally see it in its full glory!

[@Melonposting]

Peter programmed this game himself to make it as accurate as possible

[@AlmightySmorg]

"I swear it said Lick to continue" Clearly said Click to Continue Quit trying to trick us with your Snake charmer ways Lyle

[@hrhnicholasable]

This game just needs a side mission where Peter helps Kraid move in and says “holy crap it’s Kraid!”

[@Fredlyy]

I love how every intentionally crappy unreal game is "idk put a new model on advanced locomotion system"

[@zanerobbins3794]

I can't believe Tomar's the star of his own game

[@chickennoodle7595]

About damn time

[@yowatchie]

He’s starred in so many games, this is just the most life like so far.

[@odin_191]

now I won't be able to watch my favourite show Family Guy without spitting out my juice, pointing at the screen and shouting "TOMAR THAT'S YOU!" every time Peter Griffin appears on screen

[@awesomecoolguy8857]

@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 schizo

[@zanerobbins3794]

@@odin_191 thats guna be a lot of spittin,, i do tell ya

[@Patches_Gaming]

2:05 had me laughing hard. "I went black and never came back, nyeheheheheh!"

[@glitchedoom]

This game captures the feeling and logic of a dream so perfectly.

[@siIverburst]

love these silly uploads recently not gonna lie keep it up bros

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

“Aw geez Lois, this is worse than that time I was trapped in a low-budget video game!”

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Peter remembered the time

[@Mrstobastoba]

Yooooo, you guys actually played it! Y'all should check out the dude's other content, most of the videos he does are from playable games he's made. ThrillDaWill is his name for anyone who cares.

[@dinimit4]

Playable is a strong word lol

[@paytonmcgovern5103]

Where did the Christmas websplores go?

[@PhantoMace2012]

“Ye of too much faith” Underrated Lyle quote (as many of his short but witty comments are)

[@antisora13]

If you 100% the main story you unlock Chrome Peter

[@chrisrobin5415]

“You remember the time I was made in 3D” - Peter

[@nomadhomad3685]

"If you thought that was bad, remember the time I was a Blender 3D cube mesh..."

[@cking4869]

Such a beautiful game, the story is insane. The only critique I could give it is I wish there was a character creator so you could make your own Peter Griffin

[@docholliday1112]

Can't wait for the Mr Peterschmidt DLC campaign

[@tyronequinn]

Seeing the fact it connected to steam in the opening seconds and remembering it was just downloaded from a random site made It feel even more cursed

[@Lestergaming-fe5jm]

This was teased in the last episode, it was bound to happen

[@ActionManxTornado]

i mean,they literally downloaded it

[@meatshield_]

When the lights turned off and it turned night, I literally crapped myself out of fear

[@MarcHendry]

I feel like they wanted to make something like Mr.Krabs Overdoses, but they couldn't even get that level of quality

[@ghhn4505]

It's actually the same dude

[@undecidedmajor1664]

The scene in that movie Zach referenced is still one of my top ten movie scenes of all time

[@CaptinPrice100]

That episode was friggin sweet

[@PriestessofGenbu]

Now THIS is a hyper-realistic Peter Griffin like one of those creepypastas!

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

I actually said "what is that..." out loud very nervously and shivered involuntarily when realistic peter popped up. I know we do a lot of jokes on this channel, we play a lot of games we tell a lot of fibs we spread a lot of rumors but I'm *NOT* joking about any of this

[@BigScreamingBaby]

Well its brave of you to speak out like that and I support you fully however. If you ever EVER spread ANY MORE unsavoury thoughts or opinions against Oneyplays incorporated LLC. you will NEVER work in this industry again okay?

[@PALACIO254]

You'll be hearing from my lawyer

[@jkdanahy]

"What are you guys watching?" "Peter griffin goes to the real world"

[@jolo8224]

i love how chris is impressed by the family guy houses, but he doesn't realize that its the same house copy pasted and retextured

[@Strmbz]

Cyberpunk 2077 wanted to be this game so bad, you can really tell they took a lot of inspiration from it

[@andycorbz]

Dammit I was watching and clicked off the Christmas special for 10 minutes and now it’s gone

[@BrokeBot]

same, i thought my phone was being dumb bc the video kept crashing

[@srbrant5391]

This made me remember how startlingly fast Peter is in spite of his weight.

[@nannesoar]

Hey Lois remember the time I ran with enough velocity to smash through 11 panes of drywall?

[@Goblinsharkhundredsofthem]

"hey Loius remember that time I suffered a schizophrenic melt down and thought I was in a video game? Hehehe." *Cut away gag showing peter taking the life of his fellow man*

[@beastmanreview009]

I wish you could play as Peter with spiked hair, black sunglasses, and a black trenchcoat...

[@DanielJayRobinson]

The webslporer's video was probably taken down cause you could see Santa's literal pp near the end of it.

[@Yea___]

Lmao i saw

[@Blebsnek]

that quagmire impression was actually really good lmao

[@freelancepear87kakkoka11]

this is worse than the time when i noclipped out of reality by climbing over a dead corpse and ascend into heaven.

[@gronkus4443]

Hitting people with a car in this game looks better than in the gta remasters

[@pieminator6969]

Guys.. I'm serious... this better be represented in the brand new Oneyplays Best of Family Guy compilation or we'll RAGE.

[@_TIO]

Terrifying work as usual boys, keep up the work

[@ActionManxTornado]

thanks

[@Frenchfriez]

iTs ThE gUy FrOm SmIlInG fRiEnDs

[@teal_m_101]

Quagmire has no mouth, but he must giggity.

[@royoverhere]

can you unprivate the websplorers christmas video, you privated it when I was at the real life santa spotting part. thanks. EDIT: Thanks for unprivating it.

[@morgboat744]

i think this accurately portrays the quality of Family Guy

[@fryguyy]

as soon as i clicked on this video i fell in love with your channel. i always knew about your content but i never actually stopped and genuinly watched your videos. thanks for making my day a lot better. :)

[@Natalie_Toshino]

If you collect all of the Peter coins and Peter bombs, you unlock the SS3 Peter Griffin that was shown at the end of "OneyPlay PS2 Family Game".

[@crazychips123]

I wasn’t expecting Lyle to be the sleeper hit with the voices lol

[@jackcutter2]

"This is like the time Tomar said he was the model for Family man"

[@realsic2]

Ok, someone needs to hire whoever made this game guys. Seriously.

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

An open world Peter Griffin game would be a lot of unironic fun, all the nonsense Peter has access to, everything he does in the show, you could get a lot of entertainment out of that.

[@MooseyFate100]

Random encounters with the giant Chicken who chases you like a hitman through the whole map

[@atoxicfish4962]

Lyle having a schizo moment and reading click as lick even though click makes way more sense is funny as fuck

[@hi90s]

literally so clearly says “click”

[@keeganmcleod3327]

alternative title: peter griffin commits hate crimes

[@taylorallen1026]

I knew this was coming but still wasn’t prepared

[@nooneinparticular6014]

12:25 - Peter falls into a tesseract void, screaming at himself not leave his own home.

[@Jacob-nz5si]

This is a great Christmas gift. Amazing.

[@angrybread478]

12:25 When you walk away you won't hear me say, pleeease, oh baby, dont go. Simple and clean

[@kellyshea92]

Im so happy Zach got a cartoon show and I hope Oney's game drops soon.

[@BreakfastKing420]

This made me laugh and smile more than a lot of stuff recently thank you. Please play more of this

[@jamlpe]

lois why am i peter? peter why am i lois?

[@Wruce_Bayne]

I need an episode 2 to know where that elevator goes, you can't leave us hanging like that

[@Dan-ih6ns]

fun fact, tomar was filming here but lyle edited himself in insted

[@swaaws]

I remember playing “The Simpsons Game” on 360 with my dad. Would love to see you guys delve into that world.

[@JoshenBits]

was it any good?

[@Made_In_Heaven88]

It was actually one of the first games Chris played with Ding Dong and Julian on the channel but they never uploaded it

[@Sonicfalcon16]

@@JoshenBits it was shockingly good. If your a big or mild simpson fan you'll enjoy it. They even animated original scenes for it

[@swaaws]

@@JoshenBits I mean I remember having fun with it, but I haven’t played it since I was a kid so 🤷‍♂️

[@theharvardyard2356]

@@Made_In_Heaven88 how do you know if they didn't upload?

[@david-astercousins2702]

Oh my god im liteally rolling on the floor now in a puddle of my own tears but those tears are happy tears because im so thrilled right now oh my god

[@senorretard]

I normally just listen to these videos but this one just had to be seen to believed

[@ruggiebuggie3195]

Then someone working for Family Guy will steal footage of this playthrough and just have Peter voice over it and call it an episode.

[@Tofu_Gundam]

That was awesome! Stuff like this and Black Baby are your best videos, in my opinion.

[@isaacjensen7859]

The impressions are perfect

[@jakass]

The Bowlbo engine was taken directly from this

[@theeecandlemaker2197]

Chris "woah"