When I was a student in Glasgow, in the early 1960s, life was very much like that image of 'Balham', dead quiet! Particularly on a Sunday. It was a hangover from WWII. The idea of doing anything but surviving had died out during that period. This attitude faded by the '60s when music suddenly revived - wonderful days!
@andrewmurray55429 ай бұрын
Ha ha! I always say "Bal-Ham! Gateway to the South!" If I'm ever in the train passing through the station. I get some odd looks but also the occasional look of recognition and a wry smile.
@maldonboy16 ай бұрын
Sometime in 1990 or 91 when I was 13, I saved up bottle tops from Merrydown Cider and sent them off for a Comedy cassette this was on it along with The Two Ronnie's sing along to The Nutcracker Suite and one of my favourites was Rowan Atkinson as a School Master pronucing to a parent that his Son was dead...
@gregm45493 жыл бұрын
The true pioneers of today’s comedy. The pronunciation of Bal Ham was a standing joke in our house. Feeling nostalgic for my big brother, 8 years older than me, who introduced me to so many cool things
@anthonypell8192 жыл бұрын
97
@Organise_Space5 жыл бұрын
Listening to this was my childhood :--) thanks to my lovely Dad
@saltburner22 жыл бұрын
Good to see the original 10" Parlophone pressing. It was later re-issued as a 12" disc.
@G6JPG Жыл бұрын
Yes, we had it, with the picture of him polishing his Rolls hood ornament. With the non-centred run-out groove (as shown).
@terryplatt11 жыл бұрын
I'm fortunate enough to have lived in Bal Ham for the last 33 years. A few years ago, a proposal was put to Wandsworth Council to have a statue of Peter Sellers erected in the high street. They rejected this on the grounds that Peter was not a fit person to represent the parish, due to his womanising and sometimes unpleasant attitude to those who came into contact with him. Such a shame. In my mind, the statue exists, and I see it every time I pass Balham station.
@margondine3 жыл бұрын
What a missed opportunity!!
@SM-dt1pr2 жыл бұрын
He was a terrible person, but there are plenty of statues to much, much worse...
@heathstjohn67752 жыл бұрын
"Statue's off, dear": (3'48''): as long as the politically IN-' correct ' are always elected to write the menu. Also, no one's noticed, at 5'30"-5'34'', the old ''...night ' draws ' on...'' joke, that was once banned by the BBC. Thanks.
@happy.uk.patriot2 жыл бұрын
And we chance upon the magnificent brornze statue of one of the famous sons of Bal Ham as we board the 11.45 to Mornington Crescent. Home to such wildlife as Columba livia domestica, and Tardus merula, this sage green erection of Peter Sellers dominates the skyline affront the splendid Victorian entrance to the netherworld of Bal Ham.
@billharris-tenor43542 жыл бұрын
I agree! Balham wouldn't have the popularity had it not been for Peter Sellers
@suecia11288 жыл бұрын
Memory of Mr. Cliff Earlie.....great teacher at Gascoigne Senior school, 1960's deceased now but remembered well by his students. He once played this for us and it has stuck in my memory every since. RIP Mr. Earlie.
@dhpbear25 жыл бұрын
2:55 - "This is Eugene Quills, whose weekly recitals are attended by a vast concord of people. He has never had a lesson in his life. Such is the enthusiasm of Balham's music lovers that they are subscribing to a fund to send Eugene to Italy. Or Vienna. Or anywhere..."
@G6JPG Жыл бұрын
It was a tweet on a similar theme on The Archers that brought me back to this! "Or … anywhere" became a catchphrase with us, and I'm sure many others.
@aCivilServant3 жыл бұрын
3:28 "From Quills Folly, Bal-Ham's famous beauty spot which stands nearly 10 feet above sea level, the town is spread below us like a fairyland of glittering lights."
@G6JPG Жыл бұрын
Green, amber, red, red-and-amber, and back again to green … (yet another bit I often wonder how many people get!)
@susanmoran52263 жыл бұрын
I planned to go to Bal ham for my holiday this year. Dam Covid 19. I was looking forward to it.
@morganfisherart7 жыл бұрын
Wow! Wiki says the sketch was scored by Ron Goodwin, and that led Alfred Hitchcock to engage him to do the score for Frenzy.
@mikewebster55976 жыл бұрын
I live near Brixham..."Gateway To The South West" as I call it! Great to hear this gem again.
@Doctor_Kissworthy3 жыл бұрын
I never noticed the frequent mention of the Quills family members, past and present! ...
@TrevorKeenAnimation4 жыл бұрын
Loved tis as a kid, even before I knew Balham was a real place.
@RealUnimportant6 жыл бұрын
Have lived in Balham. Can confirm all of this.
@iainnunn50238 жыл бұрын
Missing the best bit. "We now enter old Bal Ham. Time has passed by old Bal Ham. So shall we."
@davidrichardstanhope5 жыл бұрын
I think it's "Time has passed by this ancient corner"
@peterward22753 жыл бұрын
Why, you are right! I wonder why that is missing?
@kyawkyawwin14 жыл бұрын
Still fresh to this very day.
@Carole1956110 жыл бұрын
We used to listen to this & Aunty Rotter on records when we were young & just emigrated out from England to Australia in 1959, before television became available over here absolutely love it, true classic Best of British comedy.
@robertmwoodley15025 жыл бұрын
Television was available from 1956 in Australia!
@YorkyOne2 жыл бұрын
@@robertmwoodley1502 The BBC began broadcasting a regular channel in 1932. There had been various experimental broadcasts during the 1920's.
@G6JPG Жыл бұрын
@@robertmwoodley1502 Perhaps not everywhere?
@marktuffield651910 ай бұрын
My mother had the record on Parlophone Australia and brought it with her when we came to the UK in 1965, I have it with me now 🙂
@markiangooley4 жыл бұрын
Written by Muir and Norden, not surprisingly, according to its Wikipedia page...
@SuperPanda197114 жыл бұрын
Brilliant stuff! I think me and my husband have been in The El Morocco Tea Rooms more than once!
@DSDMovies11 жыл бұрын
I visted Balham for the first time over 15 years after hearing this. It lives up to the hype.
@ricklangley34388 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry I missed the talks by Viscountess Lewisham and Mrs. Gerald Legge at the rally in Berkeley Square. I'm sure they would have been worth hearing. Up the ruling classes!
@worddoctor113 жыл бұрын
"Does ya good to have a fling occasionally."
@postscript672 жыл бұрын
I have a cd of this and other Sellers tracks. This one is credited to Frank Muir and Denis Norden, and also "Goodwin". I presume that is composer Ron Goodwin and not Denis Goodwin who co-wrote the Sellers track "Auntie Rotter" with Bob Monkhouse.
@neildahlgaard-sigsworth38196 жыл бұрын
There is a film version of this - saw it one lunch time and was almost late back to school. A classic send ip of the travelogue films of the period.
@heathstjohn67754 ай бұрын
Was that film made by Sellers, please ? I don't know of it at all.
@losttango8 күн бұрын
@@heathstjohn6775 Directed by Micky Dolenz, formerly of The Monkees and featuring a young Robbie Coltrane.
@cherylannebird14 жыл бұрын
Thanx! Not heard this for about 30 years! So cool!
@Frege1003 жыл бұрын
I once asked a young lady on Bedford Hill for "Battersea Park" she looked a me quizzically before informing me that she "If its the other way you're after try Clapham Common". I think this record may have been responsible for the notorious Balham Triangle.
@femcymoedd535 Жыл бұрын
I grew up not far from Bal-ham and used to go to the annual horse show on 'Clarm' common. Happy days!
@ernie88012 жыл бұрын
Tooth brush holesmanship... Brilliant!
@kiethblack3870 Жыл бұрын
That 'toothbrush holesmanship' has always been my favourite! Who THINKS UP this stuff? HA HA HAAAAA!! 🙂
@G6JPG Жыл бұрын
Yes, who wrote the script - Sellers himself? I know he did all the accents, one of the things he was known for, but I don't know if he wrote the words. (After reading more replies:) Frank Muir and Denis Norden.
@Olaf1able10 жыл бұрын
'Toothbrush holesmanship'- classic Peter Sellers. Introduced to me by an old school mate, good to hear it again.
@G6JPG Жыл бұрын
"The holes are put in manually - that is to say, once a year." Priceless.
@peterpiper4824 жыл бұрын
Forgot how good this was!
@martinwatson68066 жыл бұрын
Eugene Quills’ piano mastery sounds familiar. Producer George Martin would contribute similarly manic tinkling of ivories to the dying notes of The Beatles’ ‘Tomorrow Never Knows’.
@G6JPG Жыл бұрын
According to another post here, it's "I'm walking backwards for Xmas", so has a right to sound familiar!
@stolly5710 жыл бұрын
I remember "borrowing" this record from my brothers room many, many years ago, I still love it, the reason that I was directed here was that I put in another Sellers classic, but it hasn't come up and I am wondering if anybody else knows where I might find it, it's Sellers telling the story, on The Parkinson Show I think, of "The Balham Basher", I am smiling now as I write this just hearing the punchline again in my head. hope someone can help.
@pix04610 жыл бұрын
Toothbrush holesmanship was strictly demarcated by the unions at the time in Balham. If a toothbrush holesmanship worker was asked to do toothbrush bristlemanship by the management a strike would immediately be called.
@Toolpusher10 жыл бұрын
I had ambitions to be a Toothbrush Holesman years back, but they offshored the production from here in Scotland to Puerto Rico. The costs might be a third of what they are here, but the holes aren't nearly as precise. :(
@crossleydd423 жыл бұрын
There was also a nasty strike when the toothbrush holes went from Imperial to decimal size. Very ugly scenario: they moved the factory abroad, in the end, to Clapham North!
@dixonpinfold2582 Жыл бұрын
@@crossleydd42 "Abroad" 😆!
@G6JPG Жыл бұрын
There are elements of truth in what you say; one of Peter Sellers' films (I'm all right, Jack) was about such industrial relations, among other things! (As was "Carry on at your convenience" some years later.)
@Jamesp197214 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT thanks
@ericwhite80103 жыл бұрын
Ron Goodwin's El morroco tea rooms actually came out on a rare Parlophone 45!
@bbtablet Жыл бұрын
Eric - many thanks for posting this - I have been trying to find that piece of music since the Peter Sellers record was first released - i.e. for 65 years! I have contacted all sorts of people and organisations but always drawn a blank, most of them saying it was just a short piece of incidental music written for the LP that had no length beyond the faded out piece we hear on the LP and so not a "real" tune. And then bang! - here is your comment! I have now found the 45 in question on KZbin and have saved it to my RealPlayer. It has a slightly different backing but nonetheless it is a great memory jogger for me. Thank You!
@heathstjohn67754 ай бұрын
Hello. It was released on Parlophone's red label, R4760, two years later, in '61'. It was the B side to ' Venus Waltz '. Thanks. I never knew. I'm so glad it wasn't '' Off '': (5'30-5:34").
@fredsr4410 жыл бұрын
Thanks, VinylFun, for posting this. How about some from "Songs for Swingin' Sellers" (my favorites: So Little Time, Lord Badminton's Memoirs, The Critics, Shadows on the Grass).
@simongleaden28644 жыл бұрын
Peter Sellers was such a talented comedy performer! A shame a died at a relatively young age.
@crossleydd42 Жыл бұрын
In this instance, the rest of the LP, first 12" than, later, 10", was not really funny!
@G6JPG Жыл бұрын
@@crossleydd42 There was much that wasn't, but this wasn't the _only_ good track. The political speech ("what about the workers"), that masterfully succeeds in not actually saying anything, is another good one.
@crossleydd42 Жыл бұрын
@@G6JPG I've just listened to it and agree with you. It's just like any politician, be it then or now!
@losttango8 күн бұрын
@@G6JPGI liked it all when I was a wee nipper. "Three folk songs, recorded in hi-fi", "Aunty Rotter", "Trumpet Volunteer", "I'm So Ashamed"... "Balham..." was the highlight, for sure. I used to be able to recite it all the way through as a schoolboy...
@simonhodgetts65303 ай бұрын
Wonder if this was the inspiration for Telly Savalis’ brilliant films introducing British cities (Birming-ham being a notable one) from the 1970s?
@vmkkith12 жыл бұрын
I'm on Balham now on my first ever visit and all I can think of is this. I love the Bluebottle toothbrush sequence and the piano recitle being "I'm walking backwards for Xmas"
@G6JPG Жыл бұрын
I hadn't noticed that! "Or … anywhere" is another meme that our family, and I'm sure many others, used.
@crossleydd42 Жыл бұрын
.....across the Irish Sea! Comes to me after 50 years!
@jeffblack50247 жыл бұрын
Used to live near Crystal Palace park and had this in my head every time the train passed through Bal Ham, which has a Sainsbury's nowadays.
@aartvegan14 жыл бұрын
One of my favourites.
@VinylFun15 жыл бұрын
Holy of Highs! At last we all know. You're a hero....PL Bollox!!!
@sandrateager14 жыл бұрын
Very enjoyable!! Glad you shared that with me my dear friend!!! =)
@michaelcancerfree4 жыл бұрын
I love my UK
@InACountryGarden13 жыл бұрын
'BalHAM' & 'BuckingHAM Palace' - oh I *do* so love the Americans!! ,-)
@auntieprawnful12 жыл бұрын
Apparently it says the Ooni of Ife (he mispronounces it) which refers to the title of a Nigerian traditional leader......
@pab7015 жыл бұрын
This is great. Cooking apples!
@jrgboy13 жыл бұрын
Written by Frank Muir & Denis Norden & produced by George Martin, who speaks one line.
@alinetayar87135 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you remembered. There is no acknowlegement on this clip.
@heathstjohn67754 ай бұрын
I didn't know, till I read your comment. Another on here has written Martin was the Undertaker.
@G6JPG4 ай бұрын
I came back here after kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnfTn5yhr7apra8, where I'd just told them about this, and had to listen through again with a silly smile on my face. And I notice this otherwise excellent transcription has a skip at about 3:40, in "green, amber".
@colinhart96119 жыл бұрын
Some smart Alec on Nationwide used the track to head up a local election report from Balham. Anyone remember it?
@momakesgoodmeatloaf13 жыл бұрын
i like this. its cool
@markchapman68006 жыл бұрын
Do the good burghers of Bal Ham curse this sketch? The place name was an answer in a crossword I did just now, and I immediately thought of this.
@richardbrown11893 жыл бұрын
I want to know what became of Viscountess Lewisham and Mrs. Gerald Legge!
@playgirlc5 жыл бұрын
I was born in "bal ham" and I approve
@geoff22045 жыл бұрын
Apparently Benny Hill and Michael Bentine did some of the voices. I'm thinking MB was the customer at the El Morocco Tearoom. Benny Hill...I'll listen again very carefully.
@postscript672 жыл бұрын
I believe they were in the first radio broadcast, but when this recording was made for release on record, Sellers did all the voices apart from the undertaker, who was George Martin.
@simon20106312 жыл бұрын
@jrgboy Cremations conducted with decorum and taste
@jeffstone21362 жыл бұрын
*BAL HAM*
@lionelbrandon6263 жыл бұрын
does anyone know the name of the tune played at the El Morocco tea room
@heathstjohn67754 ай бұрын
There's a comnent on here to say it was released on a 45, by Ron Goodwin. You might try ' Discogs '.
@G6JPG Жыл бұрын
They would indeed spell it "travelog"!
@oliva7712 жыл бұрын
I'd buy an album of Eugene Quill's piano mastery. Can I interest any music producers?
@johncasper803110 жыл бұрын
In the 1950s half an acre was the area of two building blocks.
@losttango8 күн бұрын
Or half a football pitch. It presumably still is....
@fredsr4410 жыл бұрын
Ha! Just compared "Toothbrush Holesmanship" at 1:18 to this recent BBC effort. Sellars had the style nailed in 1958. facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152539428340659&fref=nf
@adrianoclincho18524 жыл бұрын
Very good I think when Peter went to the USA he changed never as funny and he was a better actor in the UK too oh well that's life!
@couldrey4713 жыл бұрын
Who has the video? I remember seeing it on TV at some point.
@MrSidTaylor5 жыл бұрын
An obvious imitation of James A. Fitzpatrick's Traveltalks
@VinylFun15 жыл бұрын
Just played it ten times, and I too haven't a clue!. Sounds like 'holy advice', whatever that is
@isme1614 жыл бұрын
is balham is so bloody small dono how he gets so uch out of it lol btw i do live ther
@Guugleable12 жыл бұрын
SO FUNNY
@jrg13512 жыл бұрын
@cowesontheisland I think he is mispronouncing 'his holiness' meaning the pope.
@philfletcher34343 жыл бұрын
This aspect of English life is now as dead as the DO-DO.