Petrus VS The World

[@BigBastion623]

The perfect Christmas present, watching an all-bark no-bite, backstabbing, manipulative, cowardly excuse of a cleric get what he so rightfully deserves.

[@Jack-mt3fw]

Rotten clerics get what they deserve

[@KissyKaede]

Could have just said cleric, mate

[@rollye4857]

@@KissyKaede Redditor found

[@JoeyCentral]

No wonder why patches hates clerics…

[@nathanjora7627]

@@KissyKaede Well, main reason to hate Petrus is what he does to rea, a maiden, as well as her two cleric friends, so nah, can't really make that a synonym ^^

[@jmvv451]

To be fair to the mushroom kid, their main defense mechanism is "I need an adult".

[@argen2949]

and an adult it received

[@duroorud527]

It used its own little coded strategy and won, Petrus is lacking in Faith AND Intelligence

[@nuclearsimian3281]

_"I am an adult."_

[@Eric-py8yy]

Sentinel: I am a adult

[@fanimation617]

@@nuclearsimian3281 No, you are not

[@JungleJuiceJoey]

The mushroom child guiding him to the sentinel was the last thing I expected

[@darioj5850]

Man I laugh my ass out that specific fight

[@ApXucBuH]

_I will run - he will hunt me in vain; I will hide - he'll be searching; I'll regroup - feign retreat, then pursue, coup de grâce, I will win, but never fight - that's the Art of War!_ - Mushroom child

[@heyyou9137]

I saw that earlier when someone did mushroom kids vs every npc

[@eddiemiranda498]

Mushgank

[@bronyfanhelluvafan6728]

The same thing happened with a Black Knight in one of these videos.

[@JungleJuiceJoey]

Him looking at the camera like he didn't just get wrecked for 13 minutes is what killed me. "You like that shit, huh?"

[@killdyouback]

I thought it would just be him getting binned for the whole video, but ending on that pathetic ass win was just the cherry on top

[@katsu1715]

lmao like hes hyping up the crowd in a WWE match

[@nightscout9979]

I was hoping that he'd next have to fight a Painted World of Ariamis hollow that would kick his ass. Also, I'm curious if he'd try to attack the zen hollow chilling in New Londo and R2 himself right over it and off the ledge, like so many players have done.

[@mrwizard5012]

Now if it was a _torch wielding_ pink hollow, this would've ended much differently. Lmao

[@martk647]

@@katsu1715 The greatest heel of all time.

[@friedrichjaeger367]

Petrus: chasing a kid Giant sentinel: I'm Chris Hansen, have a seat

[@logarius2178]

And seated he was, on the ground, permanently

[@MegaDonker]

Mushroom Child new parents :D

[@CallMeMimi27]

Hall monitor putting a bully in a time out. #fuckpetrus

[@bvxd-tw8qq]

best comment today you made my day

[@joshuaxiong8377]

omg now that you put it that way... a "religious" man preying on children? bruh.

[@Opofake]

Man, Petrus hits like a truck A toy truck, but a truck nonetheless

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

I'm pretty sure a hit in the face with a toy tonka hurts more than his bitch ass mace with his like 8 strength.

[@ElFunao]

Even a toy truck would do some damage, Petrus on the other hand...

[@mattoo6597]

I'd say more like an eraser shaped like a truck

[@duroorud527]

@@mattoo6597 the eraser is also just hard enough so it can't erase things

[@mikeohc]

Had me in the first half

[@JC-eo2qe]

Watching Petrus flee for his life from the Butcher was so satisfying. Even stopped the heal too.

[@pokimanefartcompilation]

That butcher may not be the strongest, but he sure as hell put fear into Petrus's heart

[@chesterstevens8870]

Petrus: "Leave me alone! Just give me five more seconds of precious life!" Butcher: "If you make me chase you I swear on Gwyn's charcoal nipples I'll make you regret it!"

[@manofdaboijerry7687]

Ikr the entire time I was thinking "Kill the bitch kill the bitch kill the bitch" while I watched the chase happen

[@anonymouslydone7683]

And he lost to a girl, haha.

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

What is in the Butcher’s offhand? I don’t recall that.

[@imperialquietus9977]

BonfireVN: I saw 14,000,605 futures Petrus: In how many of them do I win? BonfireVN: One

[@thaias9654]

DS community: And this ain't one of them

[@GunRunner106]

he could probably defeat the baldur knight tho

[@EdgeOfDarknezz]

@@GunRunner106 i hoped that he will kill him, but failed, but i am interested in more things like armored hollow knight, ariamis hollow, or this with torches

[@GunRunner106]

@@EdgeOfDarknezz there's a good chance for him to beat the baldur.... torch hollow would fuck'em up tho.....

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

-trap lady and friends in giant cave and leave them to die -undead Chad finds out, beats your ass, saves lady -internet hates you -sentenced to eternally fight and get your ass kicked by everything in existence. Coulda just been a normal cleric, petrus. Coulda just been.

[@pokimanefartcompilation]

Mans lied on his cleric interview. Couldn't even kill a skeleton, the one thing he's supposed to....

[@NexusKin]

Unfortunately lady ends up going hollow after you purchase all her miracles.

[@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce]

@@NexusKin That's just the world of Dark Souls being cruel. At least she had a faith-related purpose for awhile. She was a pure soul who didn't deserve any of the bad things that happened to her. Also at least the Chosen Undead was good company for her for awhile.

[@lordquaz7154]

Diavolo: First time?

[@yuritrasimaco5201]

@@pokimanefartcompilation Man, before today I didn't even know that the necromancer fight back, that's how lame Petrus is to me

[@beydey2647]

8:02 I have NEVER seen this grab before. Thank you Petrus, very cool.

[@Sumea_Saukko]

I’m pretty sure they have stolen that sound effect from one of the enemies from Quake.

[@MrDibara]

_Really? I admit to have been victim of that grab attack at least twice in all my playthroughs._ (before I started exploiting the trees for cover)

[@AutistiCat2406]

@@MrDibara I almost never fought these fellas, out of my 2 dozen or so playthroughs of this game only like 4 times have I killed the gang

[@RichterTheRat]

@@Sumea_Saukko That's a stock sound effect that lots of games used. It's also in Duke Nukem 3D anytime a Pigcop spawns.

[@Sumea_Saukko]

@@RichterTheRat Yeah, i believe the enemy is called ”Ogre” in Quake. They use the same exact sound effect.

[@hkazu63]

It’s really one of my favourite things that the entire Souls community is united against Petrus. Even some ppl still like characters like Lautrec, but Petrus? Everyone hates him and I love it.

[@MasoTrumoi]

Lautrec at least has style. Even if you like the Elite Cleric armour, Petrus isn't even the 2nd best person in it.

[@JC-eo2qe]

Lautrec at least has the possibility of being redeemed. Noticeably he never harmed the Darkmoon Knightess from Anor Londo, meaning he wouldn’t nilly-willy steal every fire keeper soul that he found. There’s even fan theories that he was the Knight who protected the Knightess, basically the Carim honor code like how Egyon watched over his own charge, and may have even stolen a fire keeper soul solely to help relieve the Knightess’s pain since she she needed humanity to avoid suffering.

[@marikstentoum1998]

@@JC-eo2qe Hawkshaw made a video about this recently

[@nem3908]

I killed him as soon as I saw him I thought the community prolly liked him and would hate me but guess not

[@joshuakim5240]

I mean, Lautrec at least offers to help in 2 boss fights and seems to have a motivation regarding the Firekeeper Soul that points to a more benevolent purpose. He's just a giant asshole about it, which is charming in its own way. Petrus on the other hand is useless, condescending, and a sinister backstabber who even Patches of all people has a problem with.

[@ThePigasaurus]

Lmao he couldn’t even win against an enemy who didn’t fight back

[@dalion-asn]

Even if it did fight back it would win

[@kuru-yami9416]

@@dalion-asn definitely. considering its parent one shots maybe it 3-4 shots

[@MrEvan312]

Petrus: You can't beat me. Child: I can't. *Points at the Child Protective Sentinel* Child: HE can.

[@darioj5850]

This one had me laughing more than I expected, Petrus is so useless he didn't manage to kill a Nechromancer, let alone a mushroom child, good one pal, looking forward to Petrus vs Assylum Demon

[@neutralplayer7895]

The Mushroom child doesn't count,He could have killed it if the lil shit didn't run away

[@pokimanefartcompilation]

@@neutralplayer7895 lil shroom was able to lure him into a trap, still counts

[@thegk-verse4216]

@@neutralplayer7895 It's like saying he could have beat the sentinel if it stopped attacking

[@duroorud527]

@@neutralplayer7895 that's the mushroom kid's playstyle, being number 2

[@manofdaboijerry7687]

That's another video I'd love to see- Petrus vs bosses. Obviously he'd lose everytime but it would be fun to watch him get his ass beat.

[@TheLastGame666]

The mushroom child with that outsmart has to be the best thing I've seen on this channel so far

[@CommRichard]

This is the 2nd time i seen the shroom child bamboozle someone on this channel.

[@kuru-yami9416]

smol child and big giant= best buddies

[@thechickennuggetlordv2654]

Smartest Petrus moment

[@KnightValfodr]

Ain't no better Christmas gift than the catharsis of this upload.

[@neb2901]

It gives me joy-niptions.

[@duroorud527]

Carthusis

[@opospopos1109]

yeah

[@trevorvanderputten7430]

Petrus Chasing after the mushroom child only to get shield slammed by a sentinel giant. Perfect way to end him.

[@Bossu]

*gets killed by 1 Skeleton* Literally your entire mission right there Petrus, good job!

[@joshuaarnett762]

I thought if nothing else he could at least kill. One. Single. Skeleton. I was wrong. I mean come on man you have a hammer and can heal it shouldn't be hard

[@VincentVanZigel]

Getting outwitted by a mushroom child deserves a Darwin award. 😂

[@kevinflores2300]

Imagine if the Mushroom Child came back after Petreus died just to point down. Also Andre really use the drop kick strat to win.

[@CallMeMimi27]

Drop kicked to death. I was hoping for the goold 1 2 with Andre's signature.

[@amysteriouspersonintophat1458]

Andre didn't even give Petrus the honor of being punched!

[@kuru-yami9416]

@@amysteriouspersonintophat1458 andre one "one punch man" him into oblivion

[@ChuckShnozwell]

Nothing gave me greater satisfaction then the balder knight oneshotting petrus with a riposte Edit: nevermind i just saw andre dropkick him in the face

[@wahoo2782]

ahhh, I finally understand Petrus' role in the story now. He's the comic relief

[@andreJT9]

Hahaha lol

[@THECRAZEBLING]

The only other thing that Petrus can kill other than a defenseless woman is... a hollow. A normal goddamn hollow. ....Why does Petrus even exist?

[@Knight_647]

to sell me miracles because I don't use estus

[@ender8166]

@@Knight_647 Same, whenever I explore an area in which the bonfire hasn't been kindled yet, I avoid using Estus, since I can't replenish it up to 20.

[@Knight_647]

@@ender8166 in a no death run I literally made it back to the undead asylum cell in ng+ without drinking a single estus

[@cosmicpoot2012]

I love how Andre used only the kick attack and killed Petrus just before he could get his heal off

[@argen2949]

"this mofo ain't even worth to throw hands at, i'll just kick it to death"

[@RattlebonesTheThird]

Only way to fight against a stinky turtle aka petrus

[@kpoboctokCHANNEL]

After so much humiliation even Petrus receives his Christmas present, this is so nice of you

[@CallMeMimi27]

I was expecting a horde of hollows climbing up the stairs

[@kuru-yami9416]

@@CallMeMimi27 honestly 3-4 could probly kill him Xd

[@CallMeMimi27]

@@kuru-yami9416 2 could kill petrus

[@mystycassaultunholyendings3619]

Mushroom child: *gets hit a few times* Mushroom child: don't test me. Petrus: *uses force* Child: ok, fuck it, Incle Giant!! Giant: destroys Petrus Child: thank you!!

[@lightningandodinify]

Mushroom children are adorable

[@aldente3868]

Seeing Petrus getting mauled by everything again, again and again is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@SaaScofagus]

Ah yes a priest chasing an infant

[@israelsifuentes9178]

Hahaha, goddamn!!!!

[@Ruew]

THAT got a laugh out of me!!

[@andreJT9]

Hahahahahhaha

[@IamSnehan]

I fucking fell off my chair🤣

[@thatsinsanedude90]

@@alfalldoot6715 found the priest

[@stripedhyenuh]

Not sure if the intention of this video was to: a) determine whether or not Petrus is able to defeat *anything* in the game, or b) simply enjoy Petrus getting his ass handed to him by mobs for 13 minutes straight

[@finnlewis6207]

Probably more of the former, given that he faces some pretty strong enemies.

[@GladiusTR]

Yes

[@ArtoriasGaming0516]

@@finnlewis6207 bro fought to a literal skeleton and still lose💀💀💀

[@Ryu1ify]

@@ArtoriasGaming0516 Seriously, how did a cleric with a hammer type weapon lose to a single skeleton

[@nicolapodgornik6644]

B

[@AlriikRidesAgain]

I mean, even the characters who are technically worse than Petrus are still more respectable. Aldritch may be a monstrous cannibal, but at least he worked at his monstrous cannibalism.

[@Wormerizzator]

That, and Aldrich does it for a more than understandable purpose: the Deep Sea age.

[@nathanjora7627]

@@Wormerizzator Not sure how that makes it understandable. Also that came way after he started eating people, which he explicitly did because he took pleasure in it, not because it served any kind of greater purpose, this only applies to when he started targeting gwyndolin

[@pokimanefartcompilation]

@@nathanjora7627 still tho, you can't lie that Aldrich is a far more likeable character than Petrus. Characters like Aldrich, Pontiff, Seath, Smough, Nashandra are the evil mfs Petrus wishes he could be

[@bismarckimperia8781]

@@pokimanefartcompilation Heck Even Pinwheel in game as a joke boss fight can be hard when you worked hard for it to be hard while Petrus stays as a literal joke even in Ng+

[@nightscout9979]

Aldrich is absolute scum, the difference is that the whole system knew about him and made excuses for him, making him an example of how everyone was blatantly complicit and then hoist by their own petard. Petrus tries to hide his evils yet has the gall to even boast about them when finally discovered. Additionally, I got the impression that the stash of Cracked Orbs belonged to him to boot.

[@danghostman2814]

Balder Knight almost got humiliated, then turned it around with that sweet riposte stance.

[@UnGodlyGod7365]

Nah, Balder Knight was just buttering Petrus up so that his inevitable loss would be even better

[@cezlock8209]

i've never played a single souls game but looking at petrus fills me with indescribable rage

[@cezlock8209]

i finished dark souls: i want nothing more than to turn petrus into a fine mist of blood and bone

[@manofdaboijerry7687]

​@@cezlock8209lol good update

[@Snickersnek]

I wonder if Petrus can beat one of those torch wielding Hollows? You know, the kind that rush at you.

[@JC-eo2qe]

Was hoping we’d see that happen right after Petrus killed the sword wielding hollow.

[@DigitalLemon69]

to be fair, i'd die to a torch guy too.

[@dalion-asn]

absolutely any hollow type can rush at you. Even the ones in new londo

[@_-Lx-_]

Honestly those ones are actually pretty dangerous, let your guard down around them or treat them like a joke and they'll actually get in some pretty decent damage. They're easy to underestimate and can get in some easy hits, I doubt Petrus could take one out.

[@Snickersnek]

@@dalion-asn Really? Torch hollows acted differently for me as I recall, the ones in the lower burg by the dead-end on the far side from the Capra demon liked stunlocking far more than the upper burg swordbois

[@1bobuxman143]

10:33 i want to belive that lil mushroom hugged the Sentinel leg after that..so cute😊

[@endgameExecutor]

3:25 Good god you're a cleric! This is literally the one thing you're supposed to be good at fighting!! EDIT: 6:22 Fucking really, Petrus? Not even a small one?

[@eadyzrx322]

Literally

[@triel14]

Against the wheel skeleton: ok, I think he can actually do this- nevermind… Against the necromancer: this should just barely be possible- and he’s dead… Against the mushroom child: ok he can do this, it’ll just take while and it’s not even attacking. And it got so fed up it found a giant sentinel to kill petrus… I have no words…

[@triel14]

@Solaire of Astoria he WAS but then he cowarded out of his task, and then if you rescue that girl and kill the seer then he kills her, so no one can t find out he’s a coward. Or he’s a darkwraith. Some people have speculated.

[@cyberleaderandy1]

Loving the sentinel standing up for the mushchild against the toothless bully. Take that you bully.

[@abovearth6740]

Look I knew Petrus's NPC was weak but the fact that he could barely get a freaking Balder Knight at 40% HP is honestly impressive (not in the good way). EDIT: Him getting cursed by the Basilisk was the most satisfying to me.

[@nothingnice8676]

13:15 loses to every enemy except the weakest in the whole game then proceeds to walk past and stare down the camera like some sorta badass lol

[@Muchac54328]

Petrus is embodiment of a game journalist

[@soulofcinder518]

His miracels cant heal that burn

[@terencebc]

oh look, the joke that stopped being funny 3 years ago.

[@marioplumber3378]

@@terencebc look! we got a comedian in the comments!

[@jahrfuhlnehm]

@@terencebc Hello there, Jason Schreier, how are you today?

[@terencebc]

@@jahrfuhlnehm the guy who apparently really likes Dark Souls? I'm sure he's doing very well.

[@brentramsten249]

if i remember correctly, the painting guardians have 300-400 health, which means that his attack doing less than 10% of its healthbar in one hit means his damage is a staggeringly low less than 50 points. yikes

[@RattlebonesTheThird]

Damm that's less dmg that base stats morning star (the weapon he uses)

[@Hollowolfjas4014]

6:14 the way the skeleton just turns and looks into the foreground with the expression of "what even is this dude" 😂

[@minmus410]

He's so weak I'm convinced he doesn't even have the stats to use his weapon.

[@Ramusculus]

that gives unique animations. I think the weapon is just broken

[@duroorud527]

Leeroy: needs to twohand his weapon and is one of the best Petrus:

[@colorgreen8728]

A grim smile swept across my face as I loaded up this video

[@echo5delta286]

LOVED the boss-death sound effect for the hollow at the end!

[@boristomislav1256]

Petrus lost to an enemy that literally cannot attack you. Amazing.

[@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce]

4:29 I really thought Petrus was going to win against that Balder Knight since his Morning Star was good at staggering the Balder Knight, but sweet mother of God...that riposte damage from the Balder Knight surprised me, lol. I wonder if Petrus would have survived if he was at full health.

[@StarshadowMelody]

It all went so wrong so fast!

[@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce]

@@StarshadowMelody That's how a lot of people feel in Souls pvp. All it takes is one parry (to either make you feel awesome or make you feel dread), lol.

[@filosofem03]

That parry was beautiful.

[@darthplagueis13]

I'm willing to bet that those knights have killed more players in the early game than any other enemy. Their parries are brutal

[@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce]

@@darthplagueis13 Definitely. You know what's really painful? Trying to perform a kick to shield break those Balder Knights but accidentally doing an attack instead and they parry you. That's so damn annoying.

[@LautrecOfCarim]

These punching bag videos are always welcome. Especially on those rare occasions where I am not the punching bag myself. Heh...

[@chesterstevens8870]

You may be a punching bag, Lautrec, but you're a punching bag with swagger and charm.

[@Darcus509]

This is the perfect example of the catharsis of fiction. We get to witness some type of idealism play out how the world wishes it always would. Kudos!

[@danielwilliams7161]

I love how he does a little victory lap and looks right at the camera after killing the hollow. What a badass.

[@AuXiiLia]

Petrus = The Game Journalist experience.

[@Ruew]

Good joke. Good joke. 🙂👏👏👏

[@Theendman42]

5:30 The absolute disrespect by that skeleton brought my smile to my ears.

[@totementmt4411]

Petrus is like the one friend you used to have back in middle school who would talk about a game like an expert and knew everything about it but lacked any skill in it.

[@466chalk]

I love how the Darkwraith gives him absolutely no chance to retreat and heal.

[@heroponriki666]

Petrus being humiliated is a new genre of gaming I didn't expect but I welcomed with wide open arms

[@notshanekid4889]

man defeated the weakest enemy and edge walked around the arena like a champ, what a loser lmao

[@planetcheese]

This is a better Christmas present than I could've possibly asked for. Thank you.

[@BattleBro77]

My child's cancer was cured today, but this is a far greater gift.

[@xaphan452]

BATTLE REQUEST: King Vendrick (0-1 giant souls) Vs Fume Knight Velstat Mirror knight Throne watcher/defender Lets see how tough the king is. And if his knights fail you could always add the 5 dragonriders we meet throughout the game.

[@heartnet40]

Silver Knight: Haha, what? What is this? Okay buddy, you're adorable, I play with you for a little while. Black Knight: *No.*

[@SanctuaryReintegrate]

When the mushroom child started to run, I already knew exactly what was going to happen

[@_-Lx-_]

Oh my god that one with the baby mushroom killed me, such a perfect display of how comically useless Petrus is.

[@Luanciel]

2:08 He's trembling with fear :)

[@ryvita645]

The start of the butcher fight made me laugh, he's like "where you think you're goin boy?"

[@vaelyon]

What ?! Petrus was stronger than a hollow all along ?!

[@Wormerizzator]

I mean, if I were him, I wouldn't go around saying "hey, I'm stronger than a broken sword-wielding naked man!" :D

[@duroorud527]

That hollow wasn't even in it'a final form..

[@armedweiss5531]

@@duroorud527 If the hollow was from the painted world he wouldn't have stood a chance

[@dinohunter6450]

@@armedweiss5531 god save him if it held a torch...

[@nightscout9979]

It's a glorious Christmas present to watch one of the biggest hypocrites in Lordran, a man who betrayed genuinely kind, caring people who believed he too was good, a man who tried to hide his deeds then bragged when caught and hinted that people should sexually assault Rhea, a man who tries to murder Rhea himself, get his ass kicked. Also, I wonder how all NPCs would do against Curse enemies and the Mushroom trap.

[@alexhard4496]

Andre: You dont even deserve to be touched by my fists

[@cplegogame25]

Petrus being eaten by the cat was the funniest shit ever

[@Elfo_Scuro]

Petrus for me has the Oblivion vibes, same type of dirt and obscure character.

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

The mushroom child minding their business until Petrus started to actually hurt them like the bully he is (those sounds, I can’t listen to those sounds…) so they ran off all the way to the church giant to smash Petrus was literally like seeing a kid getting bullied at school only for him to run to his big brother who just goes full Doomslayer mode on the bully

[@redsalamander9999]

2:48 Want to know why the darkwraith didn't use lifedrain on Petrus? Because he's completely lacking in humanity.

[@hotohoriytasuki]

Ah yes, there isn't a better christmas gift than watching a living joke getting smashed one hundred times

[@Danktorias]

13:09 walk of a champion here folks very amazing Petrus.

[@stefanodegioia1598]

He even has that smug looks at the camera

[@andreJT9]

Haha

[@TheSm1thers]

When he walks across the camera like: "IS THERE NO ONE ELSE??!!!" 😂😂😂

[@franiekk9942]

-Miyazaki-san, how much hate do you want us to put on this character while coding? -YES.

[@jettisonantics]

Damn, I'm not a monster so I never attached Andre, that man had some serious moves

[@wompastompa3692]

If possible, could you do something like "Could the company of Thorolund actually make it to Tomb of the Giants?"

[@danghostman2814]

They don't have the programming to prioritize Necromancers, so they'd just be stuck in the first skeleton pit. Even if they happen to clear all the skeletons and agro on the Necromancer (somewhat unlikely) they'll have taken way too much damage to survive the next >15 skeletons/necromancers, plus bonewheels and giant skeletons. ...Oh, and they'd all definitely get dumped by Patches if they somehow made it that far.

[@perrytran9504]

NPCs in DS1 can't use estus so they really suck compared to later games. Also if you saw how this trio did against Gwyn there's no way they'd be able to handle an army of skeletons.

[@nathanjora7627]

@@danghostman2814 Couldn't you delete the necromancers in advance, or alternatively force skeletons not to revive regardless of necromancers being present ?

[@nightscout9979]

@@danghostman2814 They'd probably get their asses kicked, but then again, NPCs like Solaire might fail to get through whole areas that we know they're supposed to be capable of clearing out in the story.

[@thulsa_doom]

How did they bypass Pinwheel, though?

[@robertpowell1464]

10 outta 10 video, has brought me much joy. Petrus is the spiteful kid who gets bullied by everyone and its hilarious here. Couldnt even beat the mushroom child. Weakest enemy in the game, gets most intense music and the victory sound effect when Petrus finally faces a more worthless specimen then himself. Loved it.

[@svlanifructis7114]

Petrus is the DSP of clerics. Truly a cleric of all time. I also love how Andre is a blacksmith, with a hammer but he instead chooses to just throw hands.

[@DarkCinder]

After watching this I'm surprised he wasn't hollow when we first meet him in firelink

[@kuru-yami9416]

honestly i think he represents quitter players who simply never left the starting area

[@NEEDbacon]

This shows that the only way Haircut is able to kill Reah is cause there's a clear path with no enemies thanks to the elevator and you already clearing out the Knight and Channeler (who can take pot shots). He probably can't even get IN to the undead burg with the group of Hollow Soldiers. Maybe next Petrus Vs The World he can try his hand at them. Also love how Andre went "You're going to Dropkick City bitch".

[@soulofcinder518]

Andre said: No heals for you

[@nightscout9979]

Rhea also has no combat training or skill whatsoever, no weapons beyond a pitiful thwack from her talisman, no offensive miracles of her own (she only teaches Wrath of the Gods, she doesn't use it), and she believes that she's still predominantly at fault for Vince and Nico's deaths, so she refuses to fight back when attacked by anyone at that point. Petrus has to fight a literally suicidal woman.

[@duroorud527]

She would destroy him if she learned her own miracles

[@duroorud527]

What is she, a pacifist?

[@NEEDbacon]

@@duroorud527 I think Night Scout got it right saying she's suicidal.

[@bionic5057]

The Mushroom Child running away and Petrus running after it... I don't know why, but that had me dying.

[@CertifiedNEETClassic]

Andre dropkicking Petrus to death was something I didn't know I needed until now.

[@Torque_Mk1]

1:56 the black knight smashing him flat, oh shit, that's comedy right there xD

[@johnandrews8312]

"Lend me some miracles Reah this is a torch hollow we're up against"

[@garygarypov5060]

Petrus' entire hustle doesn't even work without Patches, and Patches doesn't even like him. That's how shitty Petrus is.

[@DrunkedOwly]

Masterpiece of a video, specially the mushroom child fight, and the ending is just comedic value

[@joelpaulo4027]

The child mushroom is the most intelligent npc lmao

[@gb9884]

7:10 I guess you could say he got petru-fied

[@RoseyCakess]

Now that's petruliar

[@MSte21]

This was pure catharsis. Petrus being beaten into the ground by anyone and everyone? Hell yes. I was worried he'd get the Balder Knight, but that parry came in clutch. And Skeleton put up an amazing fight! The killing blow was magnificent! Of course he had to recoup some of his non-existent dignity by lording it over a poor Hollow at the end...

[@Phandiw]

Man, Bonfire shoulda used a take where the Hollow killed him with a torch-flurry style sword attack!

[@HalfToothReplica]

Can this man actually kill anything in the game ? Aside from the hollows in the undead asylum tutorial part.

[@shinkiro403]

Not sure about that, if you actually think about it regular hollows are among the most insidious mobs of Souls game even despite their lower stats

[@duroorud527]

Those hollows are just watered down versions of the true hollow lads in paimted world, he would die to the strong ones quickly

[@finnlewis6207]

Probably a baby skeleton.

[@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce]

@@finnlewis6207 They have a tiny hitbox and can toxic you. Petrus would get destroyed if he was attacked by more than one of them.

[@deadsparta6600]

Reah

[@anycompnat02555]

Watching Petrus repeatedly get his shit rocked fills me with Christmas cheer

[@MF4F]

Petrus really got his halls decked this year.

[@docchicken245]

I'd like to see more characters alone against the world

[@RondoThaGodd]

Before I watch this glamorous video of Petrus constantly fading away, this is without a doubt the video of the month.

[@LordWyron]

On top of the gift that is Petrus being bodied, I'm happily surprised to see the Child Mushroom and Giant Sentinel duo return!

[@ChopSquadBaby]

Petrus, vanquisher of hollows and children. Real cleric activity here

[@leduck7694]

Petrus against the balder knight be like: heh this is to easy Balder knight about to parry his ass: are you sure about that?

[@IamBlackToast]

That was both hilarious and surprisingly cathartic.

[@LautrecPhantom]

New challenge idea: Dark Souls but you control Petrus

[@Hieronymus033]

Great video, when the mushroom child ran away I was actually kinda hoping that daddy mushroom was waiting around the corner to knock Petrus on his ass, but the Sentinel was also pretty awesome

[@yugimuto8535]

Thank you so much for doing this, dude. Merry Christmas 😙 damn, his proud walk after killing a Hollow😂 Also I love how Mushroom Child trolled him