Petty Columbo (353) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

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[@DylanWareS4C]

Today's my 30th Birthday I woke up to this episode and really needed the laughs because life's been tough lately but we just keep on going baby's

[@Life_Rips]

Happy Birthday!! Always remember life rips even when it doesn't 🤙

[@TwiztOndaBeat]

Happy birthday dude

[@anthonyesposito5561]

Happy Birthday! S'makin friends in the comments m'baby

[@PiscesSista]

Happy Birthday baby 🎉

[@lbvdahl]

Happy birthday lad! 🤘🏽

[@martymcfly6411]

I can't believe Chris didn't see that second tree coming. She was setting you up from the get go bro. 🎄 🎄

[@sheenafarrow2100]

Feeling like you have to explain so people understand you is soooo relatable 😩

[@MarkMcCoy-v5z]

How amazing would it be for chris to do an audiobook. Like an autobiography of the past decade

[@kalijuri]

talking super fast like he is today, too

[@SPORE_SPORTS]

Good timing! I was about to do some work. This is a way better way to spend my time!

[@annivanessi2777]

Chris, there is no one like you. You give star quality a whole new definition. I’ve been watching since the deer joke days and I will support you always!

[@ombligodeagua]

21:32 being in awe is awesome, makes you learn and connect with things in another level

[@MrsGriz]

Thanks and Merry Christmas to Mom and Dad Delia Sr for raising these men (Chris and Matt) to bring laughter to many people who were in places (me included) where laughter was no where to be found - love the whole family ❤

[@UvaTunes]

Today I learned Chris can count in Japanese

[@_walruseater]

The last bit of rambling was amazing and might be my favorite part ever of any of your podcasts

[@baddcheeta.]

Love these hard hitting issues 🎉 40 more years of silly goose times!

[@C.A.D.]

I'm almost 30 and yup, have had the same intense death anxiety since i was a kid

[@joshjohnson2532]

I felt this episode Chris! Especially at the end, appreciate you!

[@BlakeMiddendorf]

Holy shit man I feel the exact same way with death and even with how big the universe is or how it started from nothing when I sit and think about it. It's like an anxiety attack and you're stuck in a trance and the way i snap out of it is usually like gripping hard or jumping out of bed or just trying to think about something else. I've never known anyone that thought the same way I do and have mini panic attacks. Anyone else feel the same?

[@REfanforlife]

💯 i get that weird feeling when i think about space going on forever because our minds just aren’t meant to understand something that literally goes on forever THERE IS NO END we know that for sure because if there was is it just a wall and if so what’s after that wall…. did i make ya think 😂

[@BlakeMiddendorf]

@pats4life239 Yes! That's another one of my triggers, also the start of the universe, how did it get it get here? From nothing? How? What was before that? Gets me everytime man.

[@armandoguerra7658]

You definitely gonna get recycled with that kind of knowledge

[@mikec1554]

Merry Christmas Chris and family. Thanks for this podcast. S'greatful for the laughs and how they've helped me get through some dark times. I'm in Syracuse and definitely going to see you in Rochester. Hell yes hahaha. (bezos)

[@kodamontgomery7137]

I drag my family out every year to get a real Christmas tree, for those heart swelling memories 👍👍

[@JamesScrote]

Do you get it delivered like a nerd or do you struggle for 20 min to tie it to your roof and precariously drive it home on the freeway at 30 mph

[@DanielColageo]

"My son's not gonna eat that shit." most eastcoast Italian Dad thing ever.

[@kalijuri]

great episode Chris. you are on FIRE! fast talker and your brain is exploding with wonder. I love it!

[@teddyblack126]

Kim Kardashian should have gotten the piano that plays itself.

[@DrDoeg]

Homie, they used to put frickin’ CANDLES in the Xmas tree

[@jrc6028]

This was super real, Chris. This was great for you and great for us. Needed to heard some of this.

[@stayhappylittlemermaid]

As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around.

[@Paddy504]

Eh robot

[@neildepressedtyson540]

AYYY Y'GAH CIRCUIIITS!!!!

[@TylerG69]

“Apoleisha broke his heart” 😂😂😂

[@gian-phillipelomena8711]

Love this vintage D’Elia “deer eating berries” kind of energy ❤

[@justinsmith6805]

Damn dude, what a ride that was. That might have been the realist shit I've ever felt from a podcast when he had that mini anxiety attack. Thanks for letting us in man.

[@saebahsuproc]

Hey Chris, it becomes real if you make it real in your head. Love you brother. I like how you got deep and introspective in the first 8 minutes. I'm telling you tho, you make it real in your own head and that's when it becomes a thing. It's crazy how much our mind controls our reality.

[@bykurt_is]

52:50 - that’s something I struggle with daily. It’s almost like a constant existential crisis lol it’s so annoying

[@glefort]

39:14 makes fun of Kim hiring someone to play piano in her house …. would have a functional coffee shop in his house with multiple employees if he had $700M 😂😂

[@McNabProds]

He already has a Starbucks in his house where have you been.

[@DSzabo-rw3gm]

Also in my 40s and have the same thoughts about life. If life has been kind we have a career and family of our own. Next we get to take care of our parents as they age or we get to give our time and money working on a project that gives back to a community. Hoping to volunteer in 2024 (maybe help out at a community garden). Happy Holidays 🎄🎅

[@eambot]

NO WAY!!! Coming to Kelowna!?! Heck yes dood!!!

[@Nocappa22]

Candy cane -“ joyride “over the CB radio good reference lol

[@teiece7890]

Apples and peanut butter is a great snack! And you can get the healthy peanut butter lol. It’s literally just peanuts then right

[@PiscesSista]

Petty Columbo killed me! 😂😂😂

[@Elitefc7]

this dude is always in Oxnard

[@ukemisan1416]

Thanks for the free couples therapy, It really does help ❤

[@TheAfterShowbutLater]

Dude you're easily the best one person pod. So fucking good.

[@johnnyzuidema6193]

Chris is the GOAT and my favorite comedian ever, but check out Tim Dillon.

[@looksee8192]

Yannis Pappas gives him a run for his money

[@TheAfterShowbutLater]

@@looksee8192 100% Yannis is great. They're 1 and 2.

[@TheAfterShowbutLater]

100% Dude is so dope. @@johnnyzuidema6193

[@johnnyperales4674]

​@@TheAfterShowbutLater theo not In the discussion?

[@AutoHeadz]

You know you made it when you get your Christmas tree delivered.

[@JuffsHuss]

Life stays rippin

[@chrostopherguilbert984]

Headin into the log cabin !

[@HXLIASMR]

Far right Chris woke up as Neo in the matrix on this one 😂😂😂 Love to see it.

[@seanriggen]

3:37 sounds just like him, better than your JCVD on Adam Corolla

[@lorenlujan1204]

This podcast slaps. Thank god for this podcast ❤

[@luckyboltz29]

I want to mention how I have a Croatian coworker that randomly texted me the archery game through sms last night and first thought that came to my head: S’FOREIGN!!!!

[@010FRnr1]

Real Christmas trees inside are awesome! The house smells awesome because of it, its beautifull also! And we get them ourselves with our stationwagon, the tree is huge but all worth it! We love it here in the Netherlands. Btw i live in a city with more than 700.000 people: Rotterdam...So we are not all windmill like you think. Its actually very populated.

[@ClaireDeLaVergne-d8y]

Chris is waking uppppp LLLLFFFFFGGGGG 😂 get out the tinfoil hats everyone we out here!

[@madcrabs]

Was watching this pod before bed so I don't have the death thoughts and now here I am. Anxiety City

[@Calaman345]

😂...Conspiracy Chris is the best Chris! Lol

[@trishm142]

The existential rant 😂 is fantastic something’s afoot for sure

[@brianmarquez2819]

Ur boy was hungry n angry at the end there😂

[@AngelinaSkye1695]

Thanks for clarifying that it was new stuff cuz I got the special😘 Tryin' to buy Vancouver tickets immediately but need presale code?! Please!!

[@joshuaking5519]

When I was a kid my mom cooked what she cooked and if I didn’t like it or wanted something else, I didn’t eat that night and my dinner would sit on the table waiting for me to get hungry enough to eat it. Stop spoiling your kid or he’ll turn out to be a nightmare.

[@mnewt712]

My favorite podcast!

[@jachrist]

28:52 you’re so funny 😂

[@Dust_YourselfOff]

I relate to what Chris was saying towards the end of the podcast. Sometimes you’ll just think yourself into a panic about life. We’ll all be ok though

[@thedeewolf]

The end was super relatable Chris...the human condition

[@finessum2timez]

Chris being relatable to us "poors" by talking about how he has a .5 acre Christmas Tree farm in his living rooom.🤣

[@thatsyouropinion9434]

I loved the ending lmaoo

[@brandonjumpsrope]

Chris struggled through that one, but he still showed up.

[@cosmotect]

Well, Chris, we do ask questions. And the answers explain it all, you just got to read up on physics and chemistry. But I do love the curiosity

[@samthethird_]

Damn dude that cut deep at the end 😶 I feel that way about the rabbit holes and I’m only 33! I blame this internet 😂 we have so much access to information and hyper-communication. Somethings definitely afoot.

[@fairlytasteful]

Don’t get me started on magnets.

[@brockwhite8699]

@21:00 guy that got high for the first time

[@stran-air-jordan]

Hundreds of dollars for the tree?? Bro got taken for a ride

[@jordandavid8653]

Thanks for your podcasts and stamdup that have helped get me through some tough times (eh s'deeper). And for the feedback and advices on my photography (jofo hollywood). You bring silly goose times into a way too serious world, and you didn't give up when a lot of people would. Thanks for being you and mad love to yer bro! 💚♥️🦅🦅

[@telepathy90]

Merry early Christmas!

[@nickicollins420]

Duh Chris. You just figured out that liver king and the rock are juiced? 😂

[@lancertreepuffer]

53:01 Jesus gives peace of mind, worth more than people think

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Fell down the “death” rabbit hole trying to sleep many times! Still do now as a Dad. Battle with the brain!

[@Mavrock954]

Rick Ross is a method actor lmaooo

[@vaughnhonyaragaming3487]

15:00-20:00 when the CBD gummy hits

[@jasonwalz]

"CANDYYYYYCAAAAANEEEE" -Joy Ride

[@derekatwood6236]

It's weird how you spend hundreds of dollars and have the tree delivered... only rich people like you do it that way!

[@deansilva8401]

Peanut butter is not junk food chris lol

[@shiiswii4136]

Id say it's right on the line but way better than chips and shit yea

[@jdubelu540]

You the man chris!

[@joelm6631]

When did peanut butter and cliff bars become junk food?

[@samanthadavison]

The phone sound has been mastered.

[@johnnyperales4674]

No doubt 😅

[@joshnevy8967]

Apaleesha broke his heart. 😂

[@zachtooill]

Bro, that rant about life and conspiracy shit was so insightful. I find myself having thoughts like that a lot. Chris, you sure you don’t smoke weed? lol

[@funkybrekfst]

That's just the mind of someone with anxiety lol

[@scottk8244]

This is what happens when you hang out with Sam Tripoli lol

[@nancycostello8691]

The candy cane, The movie was joy ride

[@kingsolomeow]

Sound of freedom seemed like propaganda to me. Conservative propaganda, and I'm no liberal. I'm not political at all, I'm focused on His eternal kingdom.

[@Terrible0x0Trivium]

Dude the after death thought spiral is real

[@Vices665]

Watch the first 2 minutes after the intro song on %75 playback speed. It perfectly makes chris seem drunk as fuck 🤣

[@MapleBar777]

You have to be understood to be known. You have to be known* to be in relationship. You have to be in relationship to feel loved. So, essentially, can't feel loved without feeling understood.

[@hoffcast]

Best episode yet, s'deeper

[@rorygustin5156]

Life Be Rippin'

[@hobbestheimaginary4205]

The old Chris was entertaining, the Chris is brilliant

[@marniebrimhall986]

Petty Colombo 😂hell YEAH

[@thebiggestofcats7]

Come to Halifax, I’m bored as shit

[@justinallgood6800]

Few things in life are certain. One thing that is though is that there is never a kid named Milton beating anyone up!...

[@wizzelhoart]

@20:10 Joe Rogan has been doing this bit forever

[@wizzelhoart]

we know how the pyramids could have been built bro 😂

[@TwinTaylor94]

PB is one of the most complex good foods that can be stored for years . Common bro

[@talesfromthemidwest]

8:25 get your boy on nuts and dried fruit. raisins, pecans, mango, macadamia nuts, etc

[@robertflood3007]

Gotta watch that peanut butter. Here’s some pasta

[@jerellianstormheart]

Bro, we're psychically linked or something. I just watched Scarface for the 3rd time in my life just last night and that song and your podcast with it

[@jerellianstormheart]

S'foreign

[@jerellianstormheart]

You know what I mean, dude, Im baked.

[@NerdAlert911]

Is the liver king a gibbering libertine, a fumbling finkelstein or a jabbering jellybean or none a the abova?

[@SenadZecevic17]

I literally drive a Hyundai for Uber 🤣

[@rachelle88818]

Wait....peanut butter is good for you if buy a decent one that just has peanuts and salt. Its good protein! 😊