The Wet Spot (357) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

[@SupergoodStudios]

Bonus episodes every month on patreon.com/chrisdelia

[@ALEXJOHNSONTV2]

Hey Chris, Rob Schneider

[@brandonhooper37]

That's a cool story bro

[@princevegeta-son]

Me and my ex-girlfriend stayed at her grandparents old hunting lease and their family would come up from time to time and this place is on Old Indian land called Black ankle skip to Thanksgiving one year all the kids are sitting on a couch and one of the kids is a little special but but not retarded he said hey there's a green hand coming up behind the couch and then after he said that a rooster mug that was sitting on the counter flew off and smashed on the other side of the room. Everybody saw it we all began the process of moving out and I don't speak to that girl anymore but we left the house and that was one of the main reasons

[@brandonhooper37]

@@princevegeta-son sounds like something out of a goosebumps novel

[@CLH-k3p]

Shoutout to everyone else that’s been watching Chris for YEARS and got to witness his growth. It’s gonna get even more fun when his boys get older and say/do more funny stuff

[@slimjadeyyy]

Agreed, shout out all the day 1’s in here. It’s been a beautiful journey ❤️

[@Mikol_Billy]

I think I started listening pre episode 100 but I for sure have listened to every episode and have given TMP about 3 or 4 spins

[@jayglamx3]

Been here and still can't wait. Omg imagine when they get on the podcast??? I. Will. Die.

[@CLH-k3p]

@@jayglamx3 that would be epic! And we all know Chris’ only pod guests are family!

[@CLH-k3p]

@muzic5553 A couple of people I trust have told me they saw one once in the past and never did again. Why would people just “have the ability” once

[@velma_irl]

Omg Calvin pointing to a man in the corner has me in tears hahaha That's a no for me 😂😂

[@nancyjones6780]

It was Rob Schneider 😂

[@briangalloway3684]

The story about Calvin seeing a 👻 😂

[@schweglerd]

The entire time Chris was talking about pooping his pants I was dying

[@JohnMacRae23]

Good god, the interactions with Calvin (the ghost, the shart, Rob Schnieder) sooo funny. I'm laughing out loud at my office trying to contain my laughter.

[@lilystargazer1343]

I was too 😂

[@krys0934]

Kristen is a legend for that!! 😂

[@Dmeny]

Top 5 best episode 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 I couldn’t stop laughing. Son Chronicles are elite 😂

[@kaysifranklin143]

I love that Calvin is drawn to Rob Schneider!! 🥰🙏🏼 They must meet!!!! Imagine his excitement seeing him in person wearing the same outfit lol ❤

[@thacoolbean]

Schneider’s burner account

[@Leaving_Orbit]

Dude, so good.

[@bryansavage5472]

NO

[@ArmofirsArmy]

Never meet your heroes

[@Vices665]

As soon as they meet Calvin turns and looks at Chris and says “Lets leave” 😂😂😂😂

[@PastorsKidPodcast]

could NOT quit laughing. from the poop to calvin to kristin. hilarious

[@colemanwellstead9402]

Just rewatched all episodes in order and the growth from Chris is incredible. So happy for the man. One of my favorite episodes yet

[@Widow-Cicada]

Man i need to do that again. Did it 2 years ago, but these last 2 have been great

[@jordantheuser]

I just wish he would get a water bottle

[@joshuataylor656]

Best episode in a while man I was laughing the entire time

[@megaskyburst]

the "Wob Schneider" stuff had me dyingggg 🤣

[@CR_22]

Calvin: “dad who’s that guy ?” (pointing at nothing) Chris calls Kristen: “you’re never leaving again”

[@SamEichel]

Whoopsie daisy, he’s a family man 👏👏👏 Love the Calvin stories. Kid cracks me up 😂

[@160ay]

I love hearing about your life as a dad. I hope there’s more stories about Calvin

[@Druskipoo]

Way to start off the new year, very funny episode 🤣

[@UffDaDan]

This has got to be the best episode in the last 100 episodes hands down.

[@PiscesSista]

I was screaming the whole episode! But, in the end the "This is for Brenda!" Killed meeeeeee!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@foreignbananabread689]

Thank you Chris I’m going through a very hard time in life and knowing that you have gone through the toughest of times and came out the other end gives me hope I don’t know if you’ll see this but I just want you to know you have saved my life more than once. Thank you Chris. From a true fan and someone who respects and looks up to you thank you truthfully Chris thank you

[@slimjadeyyy]

Couldn’t agree more ❤ sending you blessings

[@adelinedama8000]

To be obsessed with Rob Schneider at 3 is the best! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@Sergeant666]

Dude Kristin lighting Chris is so freaking hilarious!!! 😂😂😂 Such a gangsta move

[@mtsehayu]

“Charge it to the game” got me dying 😂😂

[@rahman94]

I actually couldn’t stop laughing this entire episode. Amazing this is free. Thanks Chris

[@nancyjones6780]

I have no doubt whatsoever that Rob Schneider was the man talking and squinching his face in the corner at 4:30 a.m😂😂❤

[@birdog9633]

God damn Chris you had me absolutely GEEKIN in my office at work when you were explaining Calvin’s dream

[@itsMrMeadow]

"Geekin", yknow

[@jarrah580]

@@itsMrMeadowshush

[@MunchVIP]

Your Calvin stories are always fire Chris!

[@psychedelicgem]

Immediately hits like because he knows he's gonna like it even though the ads haven't even ended yet.

[@dylancomba4944]

The calvin story was hilarious. Great episode!

[@tjvuuren8136]

The invisible visitor story was absolutely mortifying, yet hilarious!

[@LifeRips]

This was the funniest episode love you all the Calvin stories hilarious and great new years story!

[@Kinderl]

Dude! Your story about Calvin seeing the talking guy?!?! Oh my God. Straight up belly laughing! Having raised 3 kids…there is absolutely NOTHING scarier than what you described! God bless you Chris! Thanks for sharing that!

[@amiracle1269]

😂😂😂😂WHEN CALVIN SAT UP...N POINTED..DUDE IM LEGIT WALKING AND LISTENING AND CTFU!!!!!!

[@amiracle1269]

CALVIN IS A RIOT😂😂😂😂 looking forward to him in 20 years im calling it!!

[@skylertemplin5395]

One of my favorite episodes in a while. Great stories and well told

[@wyattamick]

possibly the best episode. up there for sure. wow

[@slimjadeyyy]

you know it’s a good ep when you laugh & cry ❤ Chris, thank you for bringing light when it feels dark.

[@fabianvazquez777]

Came out firing on all Syllables on this one!!!

[@mnewt712]

Chris, you are one the best story tellers ever!! 👏😂

[@jazzcatfromtheeast2172]

Was honestly having a crappy day until I saw thus. Thank you ❤ 19:27

[@SootSootSootSooty]

Loved every SECOND of this. ❤

[@w.vv.w]

bro im only 15 minutes in but this episode has me rolling so far, i absolutely love how you tell stories and your weird inner voice that i oddly relate to

[@lilbbmuffin]

Been here since episode 1 & this is one of my favs. Thank you Chris :)

[@coco-butter]

Omggggggg you had me crying at the ghost story and shitting your pants

[@Kitty6161]

This has been and always will be my favourite pod for cleaning my house and that's it dude ❤

[@cheavinuploadsanything3676]

his story abt calvin seeing a ghost should b a clip that was hilarious 😂

[@Tuffolo]

Year of the Dragon. Happy new year Chris. True fan here, life is tough atm but I keep coming back to your pod and it brings me happiness every time dude. Thank you for the podcast and the humour. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@michaelkostadinov4885]

This episode was great. You had me rollin man 😂

[@rachellarocca4718]

I was screamingggg when you said Kristen lit you😂😭😂😭

[@dylanphilliber]

Your wife is a dang legend!

[@jordanheimer774]

"hey, stop jumping over that guy, you're young. You got your whole life ahead of you." 😂😂

[@Teslabull16]

This was the best episode!!

[@jordantheuser]

So good to hear chirs make light of the new years story, i know his pain!

[@george6096]

Hahahaha 🤜 I was dying at "and this is for Brenda!!" Glad you're coming to Albuquerque home of the news anchor clap-back😁😆 Is it gonna be at the cancer theater?

[@chrisr5820]

Love the show as always. This episodes is particularly funny.

[@thaterinb245]

Comedy is only funny when it has truth in it. Truth is polarizing. Welcome bath to the real world brother! Blessings to your family.

[@rem36011]

One of the best episodes

[@lancertreepuffer]

18:03 the laugh in the background 😆

[@chinoq6642]

This is absolutely my favorite episode in a min this shits hilarious

[@GKTorn.]

On this week's Congratulations, D'elia takes you to the beans of terror

[@SJHD]

Kristin flashing Chris is the most Kristin thing I ever heard, absolute boss move

[@Loosetext]

Wow, that New Year’s story could be a short film ! actually it should be a short film!

[@willeGG17]

He’s BACK-BACK, 2 episodes in a row, he was back, but now he’s back-back 🫡

[@MSUParker]

I am crying laughing but man I had to pause this episode at 18:00. 😅😅😅

[@Rich_LMN]

I just imagine Chris flying down the highway, weaving in and out of traffic in the Throatmobile while "push it to the limit" plays in the background. 😂

[@greggosling2807]

Kristen giving you the light is absolutely outrageous 😂

[@RandyHanley]

You're so fucking honest and it's great. Love your show.

[@johnwall2wizards]

I hope Chris realizes this was one of the best episodes he’s ever posted. Fucking crying 😂

[@jimbo-nelly]

I’ll be 34 and I’m freaked out. Keep moving forward Chris you da man

[@kadelu1137]

Lmaooooo 😂😂😂 that story scared me so much I laughed but so scary god damn haha

[@justindastar]

the part about calvin messin up the game is so accurate lol. it's like if it was anyone else.

[@michaelroy6046]

Cal saw a ghost bro

[@repest9884]

So he didn’t get canceled. Thank god love this guy

[@aprilraejune]

Bro all I gotta say is, for free?! We get this comedy for free?! 😂 I haven't laughed that hard in months. This is legitimately the funniest podcast of 2024.

[@aprilraejune]

17:58 The wheeze in the background after Chris says he shit himself 😂

[@aprilraejune]

24:55

[@aprilraejune]

12:30

[@GinniBjones]

Such a good one per usual. Hearing more about your family shits is hilarious and all of your shit your pants shits. Relatable.

[@joelcaron]

"Hey, Dad, turn around. ... Rob Schneider." 😂

[@thatginger09]

Chris im telling you I had a very similar experience as a kid "seeing weird faces" from this magician poster on my wall. That was the most terrifying thing dude!

[@RelApex215]

51:02 "This is not a test, this is your Emergency Broadcast System. Announcing the commencement of the annual purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government."

[@Nanokeeps]

Calvin telling you about that Man had me fucking dying!!!!!!!!

[@Saserino]

11:26 greatest ghost story ever

[@Rossdavidmusic]

31 and was always afraid of having kids before I was “ready”..dude, really makes me excited to have some kids hearing these stories😂

[@jimmyk4445]

I wasn't "ready" but man, it's the absolute best thing ever. Being a dad is awesome and the most fun and rewarding thing ever.

[@samiboi8521]

51:45 so hows comedy? “hey guy, are you taking BORING pills?” 😂😂😂

[@toddzillar1]

Definitely got Secondhand fear from that calvin story

[@emilyhenderson1740]

Kristin lighting Chris is gangster beyond my imagination

[@_sowhat_]

Everyone thinks of white, middle aged, Harley Davidson driving men when they hear "bikers", but that was a _gang of street-bike riders_ , which is very different.

[@m.d.7948]

I choked on my water when chris said I shit my pants hahah

[@babujakosia9395]

Bro i´m crying laughing at the calvin seeing a ghost man part.. xD And the shit is terrifying haha....

[@rahotep789]

Nice episodes lately. Like extra nice.

[@shirtless6683]

If 2024 is as good as this episode it's gonna be good

[@lancertreepuffer]

20:09 why would the nanny need to know?🤷‍♂️😆

[@jakethesnake4971]

The mysterious ghost man that Calvin was pointing at was none other than Brian Callen

[@mommacomicslucy9172]

27:52 rob does have a tv show lol maybe he can watch that.

[@Adira5375]

Hahaha the paying to make it worse when paying for wife’s friends lmaoooo😂

[@IntuitiveArtistrybySasha]

Can't wait for Calvin to be on the podcast

[@aarongreene4067]

i honestly just wish god would bless chris and his brother

[@lilystargazer1343]

Please release a clip of the ghost story 😭😭

[@slimjadeyyy]

yesss!

[@midwestmaniack]

Were you guys binge watching Happy Madison films? Because why is Calvin obsessed with Rob Schneider? And also seeing the ghost of Bobby Boucher, the Waterboy?

[@johntorghele3108]

love you chris 😂

[@StevnVinall]

Literally buy and frame that poster for him! Despite how he views Rob yelling BITE HIS FREAKING HEAD OF in little Nicky alone it'd be so cool to have that to say "dude, at 4 years old you loved this visual" and you recognised a comedic legend and Chris, my dude, its not hard to see why! Literally you Chapelle, Billy Connoly, Bill Burr, ... thats where you are dude!

[@jakemoyers]

dude that ghost story killed me 😄