PETTY Reasons Women BROKE UP With Men - REACTION

[@CharlotteDobre]

Hey guys, hope you enjoyed todays video. What was the PETTIEST reason you broke up with someone?

[@narucal]

Hey Charlotte it will make my day if u reply and I love your videos and I love u

[@itsrichardalfaro5041]

I enjoy them to make my quarantine more easier, Because you have an amazing personality though.. Stay safe!!! :):) Stay awesome!!!!!

[@myflock000]

well had 1 date with a guy we had a good dinner put as i was about to get out of his car he saprid my mouth with his hole tung in my mouth as is trying suck my soul out throu my mouth. he had exstrem onion breath/taste!! so of course i started gagging!! frist guy i 100% ghosted!! like what would i say!? so i send nothing! lol 😂

[@narucal]

@@itsrichardalfaro5041 you stay safe too

[@myflock000]

@@itsrichardalfaro5041 aaa we all have sharlet crushes she's just so inviting and bubbly!! plus i love her naked men pauses in videos! lol idk

[@flushthecatnip]

My mom thought one of my bfs in high school was unattractive, but I didn't really see it because he was a great bf. He was teased at school at lot, but I never found him to be unattractive tho. My dad didn't believe he was high school for months... but I guess a bald 6 ft tall dude in high school with a giant head would raise alarm bells for any dad lol Fast forward like 17 years later and we're married... he just had to grow into his features, and now all the nurses at his job are after him. Don't let people stop you from loving who you want just because they don't fit societal standards of what is and isn't attractive... had I been hung up on that, I would've missed out on a wonderful man.

[@hedgehog1965uk]

Did his body catch up with his head then?

[@kimmyball4961]

Not too mention, everyone has a different opinion on what is attractive to them.

[@julijaz1029]

@@hedgehog1965uk omg haha

[@kimanderson2841]

AllBLKEveryting love it 😊

[@RoseAngella]

😂😂😂😂

[@dts9112]

I had a guy pick me up for a date. 5 minutes from my house a cat ran across the road in front of us. Not close enough that he had to break, just close enough to see it. He shouted and swore at the cat and spent the rest of the drive ranting about how much he hated cats. I had 2 cats.

[@stormwright8300]

My aunt had alike 7-8 cats. My dad would take them out to the fields or something in the car and leave them there

[@pookysdad4884]

I used to hate cats, because my parents hated cats. But after getting engaged, my fiance wanted a cat. So we got a cat. And I adored her! Eventually, we had TEN. Yeah, she turned into Crazy Cat Lady, lol! After we divorced (after 15 years), she got up to 17 cats! All INDOORS! Then she got evicted, and they had to TEAR THE HOUSE DOWN, because it stunk so bad! She was nose blind by then, but the ammonia smell was OVERWHELMING. Anyway, I have a new wife, and we have 2 cats. The ex currently has 5. BTW, Pooky is a cat, lol. 🐱❤

[@jaelinpalmer]

@@pookysdad4884 That is a story...

[@pookysdad4884]

@@jaelinpalmer 🙂

[@gem9535]

@@pookysdad4884 All pet cats should be indoor cats, but that's still...excessive

[@alinawu8982]

on a romantic evening, we were watching the sunset, we were talking and i suddenly realized that he thought the earth was flat.

[@eileenhathaway6517]

I would be backing away slowly from that one, haha.

[@melancolielupine2023]

Oof. Yes, no it's not petty lol. Flat Earther is always a red flag

[@LordofFullmetal]

I wouldn't call that petty. "You're a goddamn idiot, and I don't want to have your children" is a pretty good reason. I wouldn't date an anti vaxxer.

[@ellencox8415]

That's not petty... That's survival

[@noeleen5250]

lol, I think I would rather find out that he was an arsonist, or a serial killer lol

[@sweetysmart0505]

I used to complain that things were expensive. I was raised by a single mother with three jobs and I kind of learned to bargain shop and budget and stuff. Then I met my current boyfriend who basically spent every cent he had that didn't go towards rent and didn't even look at the cost of things. And yeah, I mentioned how crazy expensive things were when he took me on dates because I was absolutely shocked he'd spend that. We've been together 9 years. He now mentions how things are stupidly expensive and I shrug and buy the things. We've balanced each other out beautifully :P

[@crystalburch2114]

He called himself 'the E train' and constantly insisted I needed a ride on said train, his name was Elijah, I now refer to that dark time as the 'E-saster'

[@minir.3182]

😂

[@KG-vh1lo]

Oh no.

[@TheGizmodian]

Would you even say it was a 'train wreck'?

[@sugabatzpizu5725]

🤣🤣🤣

[@governmentissuedrestrainin4750]

r/bossfights

[@bjdog42]

"He said all his ex's were crazy" In the words of the great philosopher the late Tim Wilson: "ya been married nine times, hell maybe it's you"

[@tylaquiljones]

Yep....no way they were all crazy...HE was the crazy one...I've learned thats a major red flag in dating.

[@hedgehog1965uk]

Is it possible that they weren't crazy when they met, he just turned them that way?

[@bjdog42]

@@hedgehog1965uk very possible & still makes him the problem.

[@KimRobertson]

It is a common mindset though. The old saying is that women are all crazy and men are all violent. Of course the saying is not true but rather speaks about the different world view between men and women. His girlfriends were not crazy, he just did not understand them. Some girl will figure him out one day and he will be putty in her hands.

[@dennisarmenta4935]

Christie Brinkley said the same thing about her ex's. Did any other woman tell HER maybe it's her? HELL NO THEY DIDN'T!!!! THE TAMPON ABUSERS ALWAYS SAY THE MALES ARE ALWAYS AT FAULT!!!!!!!!!

[@erinusher2185]

My husband ex girlfriend broke up with him because he was too nice. Then the day of our wedding she tried to get him back 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@lilu3218]

Hope you guys put her in her place.

[@squaresided]

They always try to come back last possible moment when it's officially over.

[@bladey2k10]

Why do people do that? Hate being treated like shit. But hate being treated like queen / king. People are so crazy. Lol. I treat everyone with love kindness and respect, cos thats how id like to be treated. :) call me crazy lol

[@nicolemeneses3323]

The awful thing is that this is actually common. People like bad men and women and then when they get their hearts broken they wish they kept the person who treated them well...

[@PrettyySoul21]

I hope you kicked her out of the frame lmao Much love be happy love

[@billnye69]

I'm so glad I never had to go through dating people. My first girlfriend was at 18 and I'm 36 now. I'm still with her, very happily married, I can't picture my life without her.

[@trinitycoats4641]

what ur so lucky

[@jenm4721]

My first bf at 18 became my husband, married now for 31 years. More in love everday!

[@jarschz1]

I once dumped a guy because he alerted my whole friend group of me being missing after I didn’t reply to his texts for an hour. I was sleeping in hahaha

[@itzlailasimone]

Wow lol

[@mph206]

Very keen

[@madoldbatwoman]

Nah, I count that as a bullet dodged.

[@famray2646]

Sounds obsessive and I'm glad you got out!

[@amylumbard3615]

OMFG really? Wtf?

[@RandomSwiftie13]

Y'all, in 8th grade I broke up with a guy because he got really jealous of a male lead anime character of a series because me and my girlies thought that character was hot... he told me not to watch the show because he got jealous of a fictional character... WTF!

[@omegasage777]

This one made me chuckle. I get that he's like 13, but wow...how insecure do you have to be...in order to be jealous of a FICTIONAL character? LOL

[@caitub]

He was insecure with himself

[@raijin7707]

Lmao you think that's crazy? SJWs bitch about stuff like this all the time, I remember my brother's Ex gf would get bothered by anime chicks and she was obviously jealous. I think these types of people are comparing themselves to fictional character's and they feel insecure as a result of it.

[@gentlegiant1578]

what anime was that? asking for a friend 👀

[@RandomSwiftie13]

@@gentlegiant1578 Sasuke from Naruto show 😆 Edit: he was also jealous of a character from Attack on Titan and Seven deadly sins but I forgot the name of that character(it was years ago) but I really need to catch up on that show's new season.

[@savannahfinto8912]

I broke up with someone because he said I wasn't allowed to wear my hair up high. I wore my hair up high while ending it too.

[@hannahcohen1861]

Littering! He bought us a really nice lunch and set up a picnic in the park for our date, which was lovely and I actually really liked him until we went to leave and he had NO intention of cleaning up after the picnic or throwing away any of the empty to go containers and ridiculed me for insisting we bring the garbage to the trash can that was 20 feet away from where we can been sitting. Such a turn off. The relationship was immediately over and I will judge him for his littering ways for the rest of my life

[@alexharney3269]

I have never broken up with someone for an invalid reason but a guy once broke up with me because I didn’t always wear makeup and dress up for him. Boooooo

[@Springfairy92]

Lol for real? What the heck. xD What a fool.

[@outerheaven1000]

that is pretty lame clearly he just thought of you as show peace rather than a person

[@andersuberman683]

I get it that ladies don't always want to "gussy" up just to go grab a coffee or something like that, but I really don't want to be seen with a lady who has gravy stains on her shirt that has holes in it. Presentable is always appropriate, is it not? I find it rather embarrassing to be put in that kind of situation. Again, I totally get not throwing on the ball gown for groceries, but track pants and stains on the top have no excuse. If they don't care about that, I wonder what else they don't care about?

[@balzonurchin]

I'm exactly opposite. I'd break up with you for wearing make-up every freaking day. Women who are comfortable in their own skin are far more attractive to me than those who need to spend two hours to get ready to go grocery shopping. Especially with today's make-up trends, like waxing off eyebrows just to pencil in some stupid blocky looking black polygons to go with their gigantic fake horse eyelashes and eyeshadow with wings and purple hair. I prefer actual human beings over insecure anime clowns.

[@alexharney3269]

Anders Uberman ummmm at no point do I walk around looking like that either. You went from one extreme to another there!

[@Darwinsmom]

This video left me feeling pretty good. My late husband made me fall head over heels in love with him the day he used the word "Australo[pithecus" in context, in a conversation with me. No one has ever - EVER - used that word in a conversation outside of a university setting (I majored in Anthropology). These stories just made me even more grateful for my sweetie.

[@jenniferwintz2514]

Not an anthropologist, but an interested amateur, and my hubby knows it and tries to mention articles he's seen, documentaries we've watched, etc. Really sweet. He took me to see a reconstruction of Australopithecus Afarensis (the famous Lucy) because he knew I'd love it. 🤩 Edit: just re-read your msg and realized it said "late." I'm so very sorry. It sounds like you guys had something really special.

[@Darwinsmom]

@@jenniferwintz2514 Please don't worry about anything, Jennifer. Sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable; that was not my intention. I was 14 when Lucy made the cover of National Geographic, and I have devoured everything I could ever read about her. The leader of the expedition that found her, Don Johanson, was my idol until I finally got to university at age 35 (after serving in the military). I sent him a message thanking him for being the inspiration for my decision to study anthropology. The day of my first-ever university class, Intro to Anth, I received a postcard from him wishing me well in my studies. I am in Canada, he was, I believe, at Stanford at the time, but the postcard arrived postage due! It was my prized possession until I lost it in a fire. If you ever get to New Zealand and take the tour at the Weta Cave, they have a replica of Lucy's skull in their tour that was used as inspiration for the Orc creatures in LotR! You would likely love that tour! Have you read the book "The Hominid Gang"? It tells the story of the native workers who contribute so much to human origins research. It was one such worker who identified the first fragment of Lucy ever found!

[@jenniferwintz2514]

@@Darwinsmom no you didn't make me uncomfortable, I just wanted to express my condolences since I'm sure it's a loss you still grieve. That's Hilarious that the postcard was postage due! I did not know that bit of trivia on LotR, now I'll have to dust off my copy of the films and watch. I did know that a native worker made the initial discovery, and I've heard that is frequently true. I will have to read that book, sounds fascinating! Many thanks for sharing your stories, I'll be thinking of you!🙂

[@Darwinsmom]

@@jenniferwintz2514 One little hint in case you ever do visit NZ and tour the set from Hobbiton. When Peter Jackson re-worked the tree that "grows" above Bag End for The Hobbit films, they placed 250,00 leaves on the frame of the tree - all by hand. As you tour the set, look around your feet. I found one of the leaves that had blown off during a windstorm. Our tour leader allowed me to keep it, so I ave a very special souvenir of my favourite films ever! I would advise against "liberating" pieces of the set, obviously, but, as Bilbo advises Frodo: keep your feet! I am impressed that you are aware of the contribution to human origins research by Native workers. Even in my classes few people were aware of that!

[@jenniferwintz2514]

@@Darwinsmom I sincerely hope to visit some time. I love it when documentaries show the locals that actually alert visiting scientists to promising locations and help with the labor, often extensively. We as humans are indebted to their work and discoveries.

[@markharrisllb]

In reality if you are breaking up for petty reasons the relationship isn’t going anywhere. "Call me Daddy" gets creepier and creepier the longer it lives in my head.

[@chriscee5567]

Got dumped because I have mild depression and anxiety and was told he "can't handle me and my issues and that I would never find a man who would". He did it the night before Valentine's Day, after weeks of ghosting me while going out with his friends and posting pics to social media so I would be sure to see it. Turned it around and made me feel like it was all my fault. Looking back I could see the many ways he used to gaslight me. Anyway, I am now happily married to a REAL man and we have a wonderful son :) Love you, Charlotte!

[@jaypritchett6846]

I sorta know how that feels. I have epilepsy, and a dude I dated said he couldn’t handle it, and it creeped him out! He said I’d be lucky to find a guy that could deal with that. *Next month will be mine and my hubby’s 5 year wedding anniversary!!!* 🥰 He’s been able to help me with a lot of things, and I don’t know what I’d do without him!!! 😁❤️ *I LOVE MY HUBBY!!!* 🥰😘❤️❤️❤️

[@chriscee5567]

@@jaypritchett6846 and a happy soon-to-be 5 years to you and your husband!

[@jaypritchett6846]

@@chriscee5567 *thank you* 😁❤️

[@nightmarekitten9025]

I also hate the stigma that society puts on men and how they should act "manly" my youngest is 1 1/2 and he cries of course. I had to shut my father in law down because he got into him for crying saying "men only cry when they're in pain/hurt". Who tf says that to a 1 yr old?

[@missbunni6604]

That's terrible and beyond mean to say that to technically a baby! A impressionable young man or kid shouldn't be told that either! I freakin love that my hubby feels comfortable enough to get teared up and emotional, oh man especially w/ happy things it's so endearing!

[@aprilfox9205]

That is so common. I've seen it so much. You gotta shut that shit down asap.👏👍

[@nightmarekitten9025]

@@aprilfox9205 oh I do. I have two boys the one mentioned above and an 8 1/2 yr old and I refuse to mold them into a tiny mold of what society thinks men should be.

[@nightmarekitten9025]

@@missbunni6604 my husband is so fucked up because of his dad. His whole life his dad put work and alcohol before his kids and the only attention he got was when he was beating him and now he suffers from depression, anxiety, bipolar, borderline personality, and PTSD. His dad is quick to call him crazy but refuses to acknowledge the fact HE CAUSED IT. My husband has a really hard time with living a normal life and I refuse to let his father mess his grandkids up like he messed his kids up. I have a step daughter that he tries to stuff into a mold of what a woman should be....if times weren't so rough right now and money tight I'd move but unfortunately we have to live with bob dick for now.

[@theoverunderthinker]

a toddler can't understand it anyway so pointless to try and stop it. Besides when he goes to school, the girls there will beat it out of him anyway, so no need to worry! :)

[@Revere71]

If ALL your exes are "crazy", and you are the only thing they have in common, maybe it's YOU, Brah...

[@bararobberbaron859]

Reminds me of the great Justified quote: "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." If all your exes are crazy, either you're incapable of taking responsibility or you drove them crazy. I have one ex that quite suddenly got very fire and brimstone kind of religious and was saying all kinds of wild things. I dumped her when she went after my sister, but even her I wouldn't really label crazy. People are often radical about a new lifestyle.

[@InspiringInksWebdesignTechVA]

omg

[@abbreviatedalex2418]

Yeah that was not even remotely a petty reason to break up, that's a huge red flag.

[@mr-x7689]

Or maybe all, his/her exes where all cracy. There is allways the option to be extremly horrible at judging who is a good person to get in to a relation with. Especially now days when every one seams to goes by looks, instead of accualy trying to learn to know the person for a while before comitting. I have 2 friends who are horrible at judging partners. And one of them allways goes for looks and sex. And suprise, suprice, i have yet to see him in a realtionship that lasts for more than 5 months.

[@flipporama1]

"If it smells like shit everywhere you go, you should check your own shoes".

[@theindigopapillon3495]

I look at my dog sometimes and tear up at what a beautiful miracle he is. If a man teared up for the same reason while looking at me.... I would feel honored and loved. That is such a real emotion, I would rather that then 100 fake compliments.

[@MrsWellner]

I broke up with my first boyfriend because I couldn't imagine having to deal with his mother in our business for the rest of our lives.

[@babycakes8434]

You did well! Monster in law is a real thing.

[@gem9535]

Oh my gosh, yes! Didn't break up with him because of that, something else broke that camel's back, but his parents made it very clear that they hated me because I wasn't the Mexican catholic girl they wanted him to have. They even went so far as to recommend him break up with me so that he could "explore his options," even though I made him happy. We became friends again recently-ish and he's talked about how he hasn't yet found a girl that made him so happy and he hates his parents for just not letting their kid be happy with someone. I feel freakin' bad everytime he brings that up, but we were younger and dumber and he hurt me. I don't regret breaking it off, but I could've been nicer about it. He's long since apologized and is a much better person, no thanks to his parents.

[@tiffany5417]

Valid though

[@lunawolfheart336]

I mean that's valid. Expexaly if he has an overbearing mom and can't set up boundaries. I honestly can't date anyone who can't set boundaries with family because I can't stand watching family take advantage of people just because family.

[@poizen-ivy]

Not petty. Just realistic.

[@traceymarrero1542]

I dated a weighted lifter and we had decided to go rent a movie and he found himself a mirror in the middle of the store and started flexing as if he was in a body building competition 🙄. I watched him for a few minutes and he was so into himself that I walked out of the store and left him there. I wonder how long he was there before he even noticed I was gone 🤔. It doesn't matter because a year later I randomly get a call from him the day before his wedding asking me if I'd give him another chance.....uh WTH 😲?!!🤷‍♀️ Hell no!!! Eeewww! 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@carolefraze5972]

Oh man, I dated a weight lifter. Ego maniac! Not all of them are like that but the one I dated was over the top. We went to a club and I found out he was dating multiple woman. It didn’t bother me but I’m glad I found out before we did anything together so I wouldn’t catch anything ewwwww!

[@eileenhathaway6517]

Danced with a guy that couldn't take his eyes off himself in the mirrored wall. Literally facing away from me. Wondered why I didn't want a second dance.

[@traceymarrero1542]

@@carolefraze5972 sounds like you dodge that bullet! 😂👍🏼

[@traceymarrero1542]

@@eileenhathaway6517 Are you sure he's not my ex??😂 Sounds just like him! He's probably still dancing with himself 😂😂

[@ДонАбрам]

He didn't actually want to get back with u. U just offended his ego and he was hoping to hear "yes" just to prove himself something. It's like "phew... now that she said yes, I can just get married and never remember about her again, because this bitch still wants me".

[@Ketutar]

I dated a guy who teared up because he thought I was so beautiful. We've been married for over 20 years, and he still thinks I'm beautiful. :-D Marry the guy :-D (Unless he was a serial killer who just had to kill beautiful things... don't marry that guy :-D)

[@MinagySan]

Whats cute ♡

[@sugabatzpizu5725]

Awww so blessed 🥲. Beautiful!!

[@babycakes8434]

Sometimes they are just soft drama queens. It is their tactic to show how soft they are. They are just playing soft but really they are narcs seeking attention, no matter what kind of attention. But behind your back they still can cheat like the macho men. I am sure not all of them. Although, I don't want to be the tough one in the relationship, so I would skip that one.

[@eveningstar8581]

@@babycakes8434 ooof! Some man really did a number on you didn’t he?! I cannot imagine being that untrustworthy and insecure! The problem stems with you and not them. Just saying. I truly wish you mental health healing and happiness

[@CaiaMiku]

@@eveningstar8581 It is actually very common for abusers to be super dramatic and over-the-top when it comes to being romantic. By swinging back and forth, they keep their partners around longer, and convince them it's "normal" behavior. Obviously, praise and tears can also be sincere. In the end, it's up to that person to ask "Does this make sense? Is it sincere? Or is does the praise only happen after an argument and does it feel like an act?"

[@stephenliquidkittenspc4127]

I got dumped once because, and I quote, " Your eyebrows and fingernails are way nicer than mine and I just cannot handle that"... It was brutal especially since I do nothing special to my brows or nails. I was speechless. also she did it while we were out at Mexican with 5 other couples and 1 other single lady friend. I was mortified as the food had just arrived and everyone was sitting there eating and laughing and she drops that bomb then gets up and leaves. That was six months ago and I now live with and am engaged to the other single friend that was there that night, so It was a terrible and a great event. Monica and I have so much more in common and it is not my fault I have good nails and eyebrows, I refuse to be ashamed of the few good features I have as a slightly overweight gamer. I am a 5 who is marrying a 9 (hahahahahaha life is good now)

[@machin8593]

6 months ago and you're already engaged ? I have several questions but like, why bother...

[@retracevad1]

@@machin8593 My husband and I were engaged two months after our first date and married four months after that. We just celebrated our 25th anniversary. When you know, you know. ❤️

[@mariahgoncalves8245]

One of the things that attracted me to my husband was how great his eyebrows are 🤣 I told him on the 2nd date that I liked his eyebrows and hes had people compliment his eyes etc but never his eyebrows lol we just had our daughter 2 weeks ago and she got daddys eyebrows and I absolutely LOVE it 😆

[@imactuallyded]

@@machin8593 I did it too. A lot of different things go into timing and relationships that can’t be explained in a KZbin comment.

[@lily5952]

@@machin8593 they were friends before that, so they knew each other for a while before getting romantic. Maybe they even secretly liked each other but didn't say anything until that point. Who knows. I'd just wish them well tbh.

[@oceanelf2512]

That girl who laughed at the man who teared up over her, then ditched him, wow, she ought have that happen to her and see how she likes it.

[@josephbons1]

The daddy thing definitely isn't petty that's just gross.

[@itsrichardalfaro5041]

It is just gross.. Your right!!

[@Liz-rf4qu]

Agree

[@itsrichardalfaro5041]

@@Liz-rf4qu Yeah, LOL!!

[@krncidro8325]

Ummmm I call my boyfriend papi 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@iThiink]

Ew I know, that's cringey

[@shendiamond3646]

I broke up with my ex cause he kept comparing me to everyone else. And God forbid if the day didn't revolve around him. Edit: Another story: 1 This asshole pretented to be sick and literally threw a bitch fit because I didn't come running like his lap dog to take care of his ass. Mind you I had my midterms that day that I was really stressed over and the ass knew.

[@legendarie7213]

OMG that's the worst!! I've walked out on dates when guys would bring up there ex... I would get up mid convo, walk away & never look back. I'd avoid texts & calls, too. 🙅🏻‍♀ Game Over

[@chaitaleekulkarni]

Girl that's not petty reason. That's just looking out for yourself

[@erhirepikin226]

My boyfriend always brought up convos about his exes especially when his friends are there, I found that really annoying I talked to him about it though and he stopped doing it

[@AdrienneHartLifestyleJunkie]

I have an ex who did that. “I was looking at a pic of ‘actress’ . Your face is better but her body is better.” And I stayed with him way too long 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@eamoncauller1192]

When you say everyone else do you mean past exes or? People in general?

[@serpentisma]

"He licked his lips too much." Me: Maybe he's a lizard. Charlotte: Was he a lizard? Me: Subscribed. My kinda gal lol

[@Confession68]

This made me laugh, lol.

[@Catastropheshe]

Reptilians 😑

[@aussiegirl5050]

Broke up with a guy once because I couldn’t afford him. We would go out to dinner or for drinks and when it came time to pay, he would never have his wallet. I don’t mind treating someone occasionally or even paying my own way, but when it was me that was paying for everything every time, it was time to say good bye. He was also earning more than I was and was quite well off…..probably because he never had his wallet with him when it was time to pay.

[@EvilLeprechuan]

Wow I'm stumped it made it further than a 1st date.

[@aussiegirl5050]

@@EvilLeprechuan I met him a month or so before moving away to take up a 6 month work assignment so was only in touch via snail mail in those days. He was very keen as I was getting romantic and sweet letters from him every couple of days while I was away. No cell phones or internet in those days. It wasn’t until I returned home that we actually started going out on dates. Went out with him for about 2 months before I worked out what he was up to. I was young and naive. Hopefully I wouldn’t fall for something like this these days.

[@babycakes8434]

@@aussiegirl5050 You live and you learn.

[@mariamartinusz9699]

You should have told the waitress to bring separate bills. Then just stare at him with a sweet smile.

[@StrangeUncle01]

@@mariamartinusz9699 Not to defend a user, but as a woman, maybe you should ease back on the double standard THERE.

[@mlite30]

I had a friend whose fiancé “lived on his phone.” It turned out he was talking to other women. Needless to say, she called off the wedding.

[@RandomSwiftie13]

That sucks but at least she is not marrying that creep

[@stephenliquidkittenspc4127]

That is not petty at all, sounds like your friend dodged a major bullet

[@grimmstryke9627]

whats wrong with talking to other women? Sounds a little possesive and controlling to me...He dodged a bullet not her. :)

[@missjazzy137]

More than likely he was flirting on his phone.

[@grimmstryke9627]

Lmao double standards all over the place.

[@annachristinepillitsch3797]

Many moons ago, I broke up with my boyfriend, after 2 years, because of a Valentines gift...I bought him a special Play Station controller (really expensive for me, just started to work in my first job) and he got me some cheap Pralinés...on the top of it...he ate most of them and left me the ones he hated...well happy Valentines, right? 😂😂😂

[@canadianperspective3731]

If this makes you feel any better: we had been living together for two years in a small community. As Christmas approached, everyone was saying “I bet this will be an extra special holiday.” It was implied they expected him to pop the question. Two weeks before Christmas, the coffee maker broke. He bought a new (cheap) one and informed me OUR new coffee maker was MY Christmas present. And it seriously was. He was empty handed on Christmas Day and I watched him open presents. I ditched him not long after. Stay safe and well 🇨🇦

[@annachristinepillitsch3797]

@canadianperspective I don't even know what to say. I hope you have someone in your life now who appreciates you a lot more. And stay save and healthy too 🇦🇹

[@annachristinepillitsch3797]

@Ollie Foxx well it felt petty to me, at some point. But it was only the cherry on top of a toxic relationship 😅

[@NyxdeVil-F]

Valid reason to break up with someone

[@famray2646]

I started as a CNA and got my ex a brand new play station and he pawned it for vape juice. LMAO I was pissed 🤷

[@reginamachamer821]

I feel like Charlotte is just one of those people who almost anyone can imagine being best friends with.

[@smay745]

I remember after being married to my husband for a couple of years, I found out he says "eggo maniac" (like waffles) instead of "ego maniac" and we had an actual fight about it. He still does it. I have to do everything in my power to not say the word ego, or he'll "correct" me. Not worth breaking up about, but MAN do I want to scream when he corrects me.

[@allykuit5384]

Mine was 'digical' for digital. He refused to change it. We were together for 14 years.

[@MrsBlackDrums]

@S May not a mother tongue here so I'm just speculating on the matter: if the correction is about the pronunciation of the "E" of ego (MAYBE) he may be referring to the fact that ego is a latin word and he's trying to use the supposed latin pronunciation? If so, it's just about accents, every language takes some words from others and then kind of adapt it to its phonetic so it's not so deep in my opinion (I'll never get my granpa to say "bluetooth" right and that's ok ahaha) but maybe he's really passionate about latin?🥲 Really don't know I'm just trying to understand why would it be so crucial for him if he didn't believe he is completely right 😅

[@dawnmichelle4403]

My husband says "granite" instead of "granted." Such as taking something for granted. Seriously bugs me... but he's a great guy, so if that's his worst flaw I'm blessed. 😊

[@kidsnelson]

My mom uses two spaces between sentences and it drives me absolutely bonkers

[@dawnmichelle4403]

@@kidsnelson that's because she probably took typing in school.

[@loveprice4528]

I broke up with someone once because he always referred to himself in the third person.

[@cocolime6496]

Idk if that's petty he sounds kinda narcissistic

[@chelsied.8691]

That is absolutely a valid reason!

[@tylerstillday9997]

Tyler Stillday was triggered by this comment.

[@happyhed]

My 3 year old grandson always refers to himself in the 3rd person, I hope he grows out of it before he's looking for a gf.

[@ninagi8832]

Weiiiiird!

[@JCrash302]

When I was 18, I dating a girl for a weeks and she started asking me about what we should name our kids. I brushed it off at first but then after a while I told her that I was not thinking about kids at this stage in my life. It turned in to an argument over a few days so I ended it with her. Keep in mind, we only dated for a few weeks....

[@hedgehog1965uk]

Phew, close call.

[@jayraewaves7337]

she was trying to set you up.....be careful out here brah!

[@tomastomasi975]

Some of these seem normal and good reasons for breaking up. Also, letting your partner dictate who you can follow online is sad and wrong.

[@katiefineout4519]

Seriously! Like if you can't trust them (or are so selfish you can't fathom not being the center of their universe) sounds like a you problem.

[@unapologeticallyamy9031]

Katie Fineout Either that or you know he isn’t trustworthy but can’t stand the thought of being alone.

[@jonathanxavier2026]

@@unapologeticallyamy9031 If you think he's untrustworthy that's a you problem, not a him problem.

[@LordofFullmetal]

I agree with this. It doesn't matter what the reasoning is - if you are at the point in your relationship where you need to start policing their friends/contacts, the trust is gone in that relationship. And a relationship cannot function without trust.

[@jw2933]

I wasn't being petty but to him, I was! Last guy I dated was when I was 18 (I'm 31 now) and dated him for ten months. I started working since I was 14 and when I was dating him, I worked multiple jobs as I was planning to go to college and didn't want my parents to pay for me. He would always complain about how much he hated working, that he wanted to stay home all the time, and that household work was just too much for him to do. He wanted to just go and hang out with his friends - who I found out to be MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS (12/13 yr olds). I found that incredibly creepy and was not about to become the mother of an 18 year old so I called him up and asked him what he wanted to do with his life. He responded with to sit at home, hang out with his friends, and play games. I broke up with him over the phone and he went OFF calling me a petty lazy ass bitch. Mind you, this boy worked ONE 4 hour shift a week at a fucking pancake house while I worked 80+ hours a week.

[@melissamorton220]

A guy tried to date me when I was 18. He was a couple years older than me. He worked part time at McDonald's and slept on his mother's couch. He had no plans. Saw no problem with just doing what he was doing.

[@sunbeam8161]

You are a responsible, intelligent woman...with a lot of common sense❣️ Good for you!

[@jainthorne4136]

On a first date a guy told me "All my exes are either crazy or sluts". I thought "These are my choices? I"m out."

[@babycakes8434]

Wow girl. Good that he said that on the first date. You dodged the bullet.

[@CaiaMiku]

I agree, I wouldn't go on another date with a guy who says all his exes are "crazy" or "sluts". He is probably wrong, and is just a royal dirt bag himself. But even if he's right, that's not a good sign. That would only mean he is attracted to crazy sluts! Yikes.

[@juliacarey7937]

I once went out on a bumble date. Profile said 26, he told me he was 30 when we got there. While out to eat (drinks and an app only) he said “we could steal a credit card to pay for this because they don’t check the name on the card” and asked “can I spit in your mouth?” BLOCK

[@RachelSings21]

Whaaaaaat? Lol dodged a bullet there 😂

[@Stephanie-cl4fu]

W-what?... There was absolutely no correlation between those last two things. Even just the fact he lied about his age - why do you feel the need to do that? But yeah, it seriously got so much more strange!

[@juliacarey7937]

@@Stephanie-cl4fu lol we were in a little shopping center where there were restaurants and stores so we were leaving the restaurant and his car happened to be parked in front of Home Depot so he wanted to get it on right there

[@evelinapushkash6827]

Not me, but my ex broke up with me cause "allegedly" he had a vision where Jesus told him our relationship wasn't working...

[@aprilfox9205]

Yeeesh😒

[@themousethatroared3371]

Dodged a bullet there. Imagine being married to someone who wants a 'biblical" submissive doormat for a wife.

[@evelinapushkash6827]

@@themousethatroared3371 well, we were young and didn't discuss marriage, thank God I since abandoned any type of religious beliefs, so marriage is not on my priority list anymore ahah

[@evelinapushkash6827]

@@themousethatroared3371 but yes, thinking back to it, if we kept on dating and reached the age of legal marriage, who knows where I'd be now... I got lucky by being dumped ahaaah

[@heidibrown332]

WWJD

[@Autism_Forever]

When we just met, my husband was afraid to cry in front of me. There is definitely a lot of stigma around men crying. There is also this saying "Big boys don't cry". To which I always respond "Yes, they have strokes, heart attacks, and cancer instead" and also "If Gods did not want men to cry, They would not have given them tear ducts". No unnecessary parts in the machine, and anyone with tear ducts can cry :)

[@pookysdad4884]

No unnecessary parts? Why do we have an appendix? Or a tailbone? Why do men have nipples? 🤔😂

[@elleelsaltador2657]

@@pookysdad4884 the appendix actually is a lymphoid organ (e.g. part of the immune system). the tailbone (aka the coccyx) protects the end of the spinal cord. the nipples are erogenous zones.

[@nikiyubari5499]

men have also nipples. completely useless.

[@haileyCC787]

Because there is a stigma around men crying, I find it very manly when a guy is okay crying and expressing emotions.

[@shannonann2245]

When my ex was caught on a date, with another girl, he said it was fine because him and I weren’t dating in the first place. Well apparently we weren’t dating for three years

[@RaquelPereira-fj4kt]

😕🙄

[@Catastropheshe]

Ahahahahahahahha omg 🤣 Ugh sad you wasted so much time tho ☹️

[@LouisaWatt]

OK, community notice to the ladies: if you have a guy pestering you for pictures throughout the day, that guy is checking up on you to make sure you're where you say you are (like work) and it's an indication of controlling behaviour and paranoid jealousy. Don't date that guy.

[@mac_lak]

Or that's your own delirium, or why YOU may ask for pictures. Since I speak with my wife a lot, and since we don't hide anything, one of the reason we disturb the other at work is only "am I important enough for you to be able to unfocus you from work, or even put you a bit at risk just for me?". It's simply fishing for attention and get a little proof of love. Nothing more. From my own experience, control freaks are way more often women than men. If you want to distinguish the two, send a picture WITHOUT anything in the background (or a simple white wall), so that NOTHING can reveal your exact position. Also, remove EXIF informations from the image (if you don't know what I'm speaking about, then you'll have nightmares once you will know), in particular geolocation informations. Send the picture. Then wait for the reply. If it's "Thank you, love you!", and this EACH TIME, then you are yourself a control freak who projects her own faults onto others. If he ask for more, in particular with questions like "Where are you? I can't recognize the place" or, worst, if he says that your phone is misconfigured and that he'll fix it this evening, then you were right. But don't generalize so easily, please, in particular if you don't want to be put in a generalization yourself.

[@LordofFullmetal]

@@mac_lak Imagine outing yourself like this and thinking you're making a good point. Your relationship creeps me the f--k out. It's not cute. You SOUND like one of the men they were talking about. If you're in a place where you're constantly "testing" each other's love, you're fourteen or you need therapy. That's not how healthy adult couples behave; and any professional would tell you that. "My husband kept texting me at work to prove he loves me - now he has no job, because no rational boss allows that behaviour! So cute! We're about to be homeless, because we can't pay rent; but he loves me!" Pathetic.

[@mac_lak]

@@LordofFullmetal Or maybe you can LEARN TO READ? 1) Where did I said we're "constantly testing" each other? => I said that we disturb the other at work for a given (not vital) reason. Nowhere I said we did it constantly, daily, or ANYTHING ELSE regarding how much we do it. Instead of asking the frequency (I would have told you "maybe once a MONTH"), you assumed we "constantly test" the other... I would call that a projection of yourself and a huge red flag on your own control freak behavior. If the kids are sick, if there is a serious issue, I won't "disturb" her. I'll call directly the general standard to get her on phone, or I'll directly drive to her work. Since I'm easier to reach through phone, she'll simply call non-stop until I pick up the call - two times maximum usually. 2) Where did I say that we request things like pictures or geolocalized things? => We CALL each other (or text). She works in an Alzheimer geriatric care unit, she's not even able to carry her phone BUT during her breaks. I'm a workaholic engineer constantly stuck with meetings, non-interruptible critical tasks and so on. Our "risk" is to stop working 5 minutes, because everyone can be down sometimes. She can be down because one of her resident she liked just died, because she had a rough time with a resident who had a dementia crisis, or because half the staff didn't shown up at work and she's overloaded. And she may need a shoulder, even for only few minutes. Her job isn't easy at all. On my side, failing at my job can have critical impacts: first, huge money loss (we speak in million euros as unit), people getting fired (if project collapses), and for most of my projects, life hazards for final customers if something nasty isn't detected at validation stage. And I must deal with some heavy dumbasses who still think that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month... The smartest ones still think that a woman can build up a baby 3 months, use it, then finish later the remaining 6 months pregnancy when things would not be rushed anymore. And I'm not allowed to bury their heads in the closets despite there is obviously sh*t instead of a brain inside. 3) As a corollary, you assume that we need therary. => From my 47 year old experience, *_most people look for their own repressed faults in others._* In particular religious, integrists, and extremists people - that includes also feminists and a lot of "-ists" things, BTW, with a major exception with _real_ atheists, who simply won't care at all about you unless you start to p*ss on their shoes. => As for being 14: if you're not able to get back to a 14 yo mentality sometimes, then I seriously pity your children. I can even go back to mental 5 yo - or less! - behavior without any problem. That's why my son LOVES his dad, because even if I'm strict on politeness, behavior, etc. with him, I can still play properly with him when he (daily) needs it. Even my toddler loves to play with me, despite he's "only" 16 months old. And yes, their mother, like most women, is unable to get down to a child's mental level to understand how he is feeling. That's what being a father is: alternating roles depending on what the children needs at this exact time. We owe it to ourselves to be both an authority figure, a "police officer", an anchor to get through hardships, a reference for crucial choices, a shoulder to cry on, a wall of protection, and a stupid friend to make people laugh. And this is only part of our "job" as fathers. And being a husband is also a complex, multiple role. A short, short resume is "your roomate, your best friend, your lover, your shield, your craftsman, your master, your servant, your half, your fire, your blanket". And I bet that you will trigger on one word without understanding why I put it here - or what is really behind each of these willingly simple words. Meaning BTW that you don't know what a "healthy adult couple" is... I'll give you a clue anyway... She's MY wife. They are MY sons. How patriarcal it sounds, isn't it? But... I'm HER husband. I'm THEIR dad. And I'll jump into fire for any of them, while forbidding them to impair even a little bit their lives for me, whatever they may say. If you can't relate to what I say, then you never met a "real man". Or maybe you can ask you own dad: if he was a "good" dad/husband, there is a high probability that he replies to you "Yeah, that's obvious, what's the problem?".

[@srkh8966]

@@mac_lak with a job and kids, how do you have time for such a long, unnecessary comment

[@mac_lak]

@@srkh8966 Nice, I was a bit upset today because my linseed oil don't dry properly... 1) Less unnecessary than your own comment : at least, someone can have learned something with mine. Yours learns only about your low IQ and your entitled ego. 2) The fact that you can't type on a keyboard properly isn't a rule everyone follow. Sorry not sorry, I use my ten fingers and type at 50 words per minute at least. With capitals and punctuation, BTW. 3) Long is also very relative. It may seems long when you don't have more than 1000 words of vocabulary, or when you think that sports magazines are literature. I commonly read two or three books a week - before you ask, my toilets are equipped with bookshelves. 4) I don't watch TV, at all. Including sports. I also don't drink beer or any other alcohol, therefore I'm always able to do everything. I don't play gambling games during whole nights, too. And I don't waste a precious daily time with a religion. 5) I reply during my idle time when I do something else on my computer - this happens A LOT when you need to wait for compiling, flashing, uploading, etc. - or when I have real, free time (like when I wait for an oiled wood to cool down a bit, and I can't do anything else because it would produce a lot of noise and my toddler is taking a nap). 6) Don't project on others the fact that you aren't able to properly slice your available time. Most people can. 7) Not everyone is a lazy ass sleeping 12 hours a day, at least not once adult. 8) Using some proper vocabulary allows reducing the number of words needed to express an opinion. Even when it's not your native language. That are the base explanations I can give to you, just by quickly think about your question. If I waste a bit of time, I can probably double the number of reasons, but I don't have this time. But I had only the five minutes I used to write this comment.

[@justaharmlesspotato6123]

A friend I had years ago wouldn't go out on a second date with any guys who wore tennis shoes on the first one. Petty! She's 48 now and still single!

[@bararobberbaron859]

I respect someone sticking to their guns up to a point but this seems excessive.

[@truth9547]

"48 and still single," says it ALL. People need to genuinely try to get to KNOW who a person really is on the inside, without being distracted by the outside (whether it be how attractive a person is, OR how WEIRD they can be)...there are so many couples that have been married for years, are best friends, in love, and KNOW every little weird thing about their spouse, and still keep loving them. Having weird shit about you doesn't mean you can't be an AMAZING, faithful, and awesome husband or wife...it just means you're human.

[@priscilalondon]

I used to be like that but about caps. If the guy were wearing a cap for a night out, I wouldn’t give him a chance. Not after me spending hours chosing an outfit, doing make up, hair and nails! Funny thing is, when my best friend called me to catch up, she showed up at my house with a friend who she knew liked me. Long story short, he was wearing a cap and some sports jacket. We have been married for 10 years.

[@babycakes8434]

Tennis shoes are in style now. As long as they are in style and clean, who cares....Maybe not recommended if you wear a suit. There are bigger problems than this though. She might stay single forever.

[@juliameyer10313]

The "send me a picture" thing annoys me so much on IG. And then they say "no, a new one" as if my looks have changed in the past 2 hours since I posted my last selfie.

[@Revelwoodie]

I see a lot of people in the comments saying that's a crypto control technique. He wants a NEW picture because he wants to know you really are where you say you are. Get into a relationship with that guy, and two years later he'll be checking the mileage in your car, like "You said you were going to work. That's 15 miles round trip! Why did you put 18 miles on your car, you lying b****!"

[@juliameyer10313]

@@Revelwoodie I'd never get into a relationship wit a guy who a) wants me to send him pictures before we know each other and b) can't take a no. Because that's another major thing with those people. They never accept it when you decline their demand and even if they say it's okay, they're back at it maybe an hour later, depending on his entitlement. Not that I get into relationships anyways.... but good to know that this is a control thing

[@bararobberbaron859]

@@juliameyer10313 Oh god, I hate someone that can't take a no. No means no, even for "small" things.

[@alicelorina8079]

The first one, i actually DID break up with a guy once because he wouldn't respond to my messages for 24 hours at a time but the whole time i could see him adding to his insta story -.- after a few times of that happening i ended things bc i need slightly more attention than that 😂 i didn't think it was too petty though tbh i thought it was reasonable :S

[@theodoreyoungman2111]

I think that's reasonable. If you're already on your phone it isnt difficult to just send off a quick message to someone you're in a relationship with.

[@alicelorina8079]

@@theodoreyoungman2111 yes thank you!

[@alicelorina8079]

@ZIggy Darling yes exactly!

[@Kurious_Kiwi]

That's not petty, if hes blatantly ignoring you, that's so rude! You deserve better

[@Unshavedd]

He should date me! I hate answering messages, I can wait a month to answer even if I know I have a message. I usually answer messages only once a day anyway tho.

[@katymaurer388]

My first serious long-term "adult" boyfriend was so adamant I call him Daddy and would get so mad at me whenever I laughed or said no. Now if I start seeing someone and we start dating and he says anything about "Daddy" I immediately shut it down, and just see how serious he is about it

[@sirpiddlefartiii]

My first ex cancelled our engagement because his parents wanted him to marry someone of the same race. Just glad I didn't get pregnant lol

[@ladylarson12]

Dodged a racist bullet there. Congrats.

[@pookysdad4884]

Then why is your user name "SIR..."? 🤔 I've never known a "sir" to be pregnant, unless it was Peppermint Patty 😂.

[@CaiaMiku]

@@pookysdad4884 Hint: Her name also isn't Piddlefart. The avatar is "Sir Piddlefart III". lol

[@pookysdad4884]

@@CaiaMiku Oh. Must be a pop culture reference that I dont know. I'm an old guy. I knew that wasn't her real name, of course, but it seems odd for a female to use a male user name.

[@gem9535]

@@pookysdad4884 It's the internet and most people don't really care. I've used "male" names for my stuff before, either because the name was from a character that I liked, or because I...like the name. Also, "sir" can be a gender neutral term. Women of rank in the military are called sir, just like their high ranking male peers. There is a gender neutral term of it's own, "Ser," but sir is more frequently used to refer to both a man and woman of high rank. So OP's name has no oddities no matter what

[@vluxyscarbonitedreams7937]

For the insistent “show me a picture” person, that is a common occurrence found with controlling and abusive partners. Of course normal people might ask that too, but it’s their way of basically checking up on where you are and what you’re doing. Just a red flag to watch for.

[@rationalskeptic1]

It’s “damn”.. she broke up with him because he was breathing loud after taking a bite of his *damn* sandwich. :)

[@Prettydiaries_rissa]

I thought the word was darn lol

[@alisonsmith7162]

Maybe he was having an allergic reaction to something in the sandwich??

[@ShipCreek]

I bet he was a mouth breather. There are people out there that dont understand they can breathe through their nose as well.

[@her-myoh-nee1324]

@@ShipCreek I'm a mouth breather but I only because I can't use my nose properly anymore. I've very aware of my breathing and make sure it's not loud cause that shit is annoying as fuck

[@lexverdi2821]

@@her-myoh-nee1324 ye i cant really breathe out my nose especially when eating so i just swallow that shit as soon as i can XD sure i end up choking every now ad then but hey im not dead yet

[@maryymendes]

I "broke up" with a guy I was meeting for the 3rd time, because we went out, and I was hungry and went for 2 slices o pizza. He was short in cash and I offered to buy him a slice of he wanted it (he already ate before we meeting), but he said he was not hungry and thanked me. OK, got my slices, and left the tastier for last 😋 When I got to it, he asked if he could take a bite. I said yes. He ate it all and left ME just a bite. He ate it with his mouth open. I was mad as hell and disgusted. I went home. Never again.

[@SirenUndine]

Good call! That's just rude and gross.

[@kartofflsophl1450]

it makes me angry by just reading it. I always keep the tasier for last and always hope noone is asking for a bite when i am eating that one. They couldve asked earlier XD

[@hissyfitz7890]

They’re, their, there’s a good reason!

[@andreac8437]

Usually when someone says all their exes are crazy, they're abusive. Had this shit happen to me, where all his exes were crazy, realized he was abusive after the relationship was over (I was young and thought because he didnt hit me he couldn't be abusive),then I became the crazy ex. Also met 2 of his "crazy exes", they were awesome, and strong women.

[@joshuameier4062]

Never on my end lol. Had a girl break up with me cuz while we were "intimate" and my shitty bed broke. I was laughing... She was not...

[@rayray8016]

The way I chuckled...😂

[@Fireguy97]

@Joshua Meier If you can't have fun and laugh once in a while during sex, then you're doing it wrong.

[@rach7054]

Same thing happened to me ilmao. But still got dumped

[@rosered9692]

That would have been a best moment ever

[@MsMcCoolio1221]

I would have laughed my @$$ off!

[@howie_potterYT]

I once got dumped for being "too nice" funny thing is, the person only wanted to date me because I was such a nice guy and not like her previous boyfriends... I've never been more confused in my life

[@Chahlie]

You dodged a narcissist!

[@howie_potterYT]

@@Chahlie Facts

[@RandomSwiftie13]

@ZIggy Darling yeah I know girls that have done that it sucks...

[@feroxlara21]

Grow a pair. Start to tell the truth along with being nice. You can be honest and kind and then you get your desired results.

[@chenoacurtis8678]

We confuse ourselves too 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@aroundthehouseintennessee587]

The guy wanting you to send pics from work, that was a control thing. The pics proved you were at work and not somewhere else. Complementary manipulation.

[@shelbysymons6989]

that was my thoughts too!

[@creepysloth3704]

I had an ex like that. Would ask me to take pics at work to make sure I was there and to make sure what I was wearing wasn’t “slutty” 🙄

[@MamaPinks]

Yup, been there.

[@TRIAPOYLAKIAKA8ONTAN]

This is pure evil 😈

[@TWORARETWOSPARE]

I worked in an office and had a co- worker that would be on video chat 8 HOURS A DAY with his girlfriend while he was at work. He would prop his phone up and she would be just be sitting there stairing at him the WHOLE TIME silent while he worked. They lived together too! Who does that!?!?! It was creepy af!

[@PrincessMadeira]

He called it my "woowoo" he also later called my brother the F slur, but the woowoo thing should have been enough. He also bought himself a gold plated airsoft gun for his own birthday, and lived with his parents but was always showing off his multiple rolexes.

[@pookysdad4884]

I call it a Hoohah 😂.

[@truth9547]

My husband used to use THAT MANY EMOJIS to text when we were dating! 🤣🤣 I just started doing it too, instead of using actual words, until he didn't understand what I was saying, and then I told him "now you know how I feel! Just SAY what you mean!" He thought it was HILARIOUS and toned it ALL the way down after that. But yea it was VERY bad, like the breakfast-in-bed guy😆

[@theservicerose5949]

The jokes thing. I’m a disabled person and I’ve heard people make jokes about disabilities or people with disabilities. Sometimes become frustrated because the jokes for me were not jokes. One common one I heard was “people who have disabilities talk funny so I imitate them” or some other similar wording. I have a speech impediment. I would also get the “people in wheelchairs are so lazy” comment. I’m not in my wheelchair because I want to be I’m in it because of my physical disability that limits my mobility.

[@kathyr1592]

Yeah, that's not funny at all; it's cruel, immature, and just plain rude!

[@LordofFullmetal]

This is why when I saw that one, my first thought was "WHAT joke? I need the joke to make a judgement call there." Because some people do just say mean s--t and cover it by pretending it was a joke. If she was being bigoted, for example, I don't think people SHOULD laugh.

[@Barnesi94]

i agree, there are many offensive jokes that deserve a lecture.. we need the context of the joke to judge who was right on that one

[@axe1863]

As a person with dark humor, I didn't find any of these jokes funny. They are borderline insults.

[@jenniferfouquet4935]

I feel the same way when people joke about Bi-Polar disorder, "The weather is bi-polar" for example.

[@AAAReview]

I once went on a date with a guy who complained that everything was expensive and how he had no money, he then proceeded to order 3 appetizers and 3 entrees, all for himself and told the waitress our checks would be separate. After the meal he tried to kiss me and get me to go back to his place. I noped out of there quick.

[@Storyteller2078]

My ex literally got ANGRY at me when I went on a walk to visit my grandparents and didn't text him back. I was gone for less than an hour. -_-

[@babycakes8434]

Good that he is your "EX"😍

[@MrsShocoTaco]

He was a high-school linebacker, didn't shower after the football game & went straight to the after party sweaty & smelling like assfoot.

[@pookysdad4884]

"ASSFOOT"! 🤣🤣🤣🤭 That's a DAMN GOOD reason!

[@loreoflilytu]

broke up with a guy because he didn't realize he was gay.....he did 4 years later tho

[@dimeraps6866]

Lilia Sky well better for the guy because at least he gets to be him self. Just wonder how his family responds when he comes out, and if his family disowns him it, or his family might accept him, you never know.

[@dimeraps6866]

Madison Davis she did do good to him and it will not be her fault if his family disowns him

[@dimeraps6866]

Madison Davis I deleted the part where it says that it might be her fault and I read your comment over and realized that, no it will not be her fault. Sure the guy probably won’t date another girl again, but it will be on the family if they don’t support them, not on her and the guy would have probably broke up with her eventually

[@dimeraps6866]

Madison Davis and what is a beard period?

[@nightynightshade]

Lily you’re awesome!

[@MastaVo]

'The more I looked at him the uglier he got' is savage and hilarious in equal measure.

[@painandsorrowcards]

My ex literately stabbed me twice, I think that counts as crazy.

[@V.Hansen.]

Unless you deserved it. ( not saying you did, but you could have)

[@painandsorrowcards]

@@V.Hansen. ^^^ found the crazy

[@cristela4034]

About the guy looking uglier over time, yeah maybe she just started liking him less. I'm like that, people look more attractive to me if I like them better. In high school, we had a teacher that all the girls liked cause he was so "hot" but he acted like a jerk and was really misogynist, so to me he just looked like a jerk and I hated him.

[@babycakes8434]

Very true. If you like someone a lot, he/she appears better looking than they are. It is true the other way as well. They might be very handsome but a..holes, so I will skip that one ASAP.

[@nataliep501]

"I love me some petty" LMAO My petty story: I had to break up with someone because he blamed others for him not having a job and because he hardly ever brushed his teeth, washed his hair, or showered :/ ...

[@MollyPrewittWeasley]

That's not petty.

[@CharlotteDobre]

Not petty girl! VALID

[@dpriansimp4181]

Not petty you was right to break up with him

[@LatinaChef1986]

Girl, not petty at all. You deserve better.

[@eakintunde84]

Petty? You serious? You deserve a medal just for dating someone like that.

[@Z.O.1991]

Broke up with my "boyfriend" (friend from HS), after a day of dating, after he kept bringing up and laughing about how he manipulated my friend into believing she was pregnant....She was overweight.

[@rachelpowers3975]

Not petty! Kudos to you

[@Tricia_K]

Wow - what a d1ck! Good for you, my friend!

[@ellencox8415]

😮 that's terrible.

[@sugabatzpizu5725]

I glad you ditched his ass. Dude was disgusting.

[@babycakes8434]

WTH! Good that you broke up with him.

[@lollyann7630]

The longer I'm with my man, year after year and we're currently working on 14, the hotter, more attractive and irresistible he is to me, where it's sadly gotten to the point where I literally can't keep my hands off of him or resist him, there are times where I truly feel pathetic hahaha, but I'm saved from total humiliation by the fact that he feels the exact same way about me, whew I lucked out this time, thankfully😁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@pookysdad4884]

God Bless both of you, your deep love, and passion for each other. Sounds like a wonderful union.

[@BeBooBoop]

Oh shut up.

[@jaypritchett6846]

*You’re not the only one!* Next month will be mine and my hubby’s 5 year wedding anniversary 🥰 And it’s hard for me to see him do things like just going to work! 😢❤️ I have to spend as much time with him as I can! ❤️ He’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me, and I’m grateful that I have him in my life 😁 *I LOVE MY HUBBY!!!* 🥰😘❤️❤️❤️

[@deanndespres]

This guy i was dating told me he plays western movies for his girls (referring to his gun collection) while he cleaned and polished them, because that is what his girls like. My friends told me he was just being funny and I was too petty for dumping him, but it really freaked me out to hear him talk about his guns like that.

[@user-jy3zl2vp4b]

I am with you. Weird!

[@jayraewaves7337]

yup.......weirdo. it's sad that we can't even trust our own friends judgements. they're laughing it off but can't CLEARLY see that's weird shit. I stopped asking my so called friends to hook me up with people because it seems as though they'll hook me up with some creeps, or would warn me about someone but secretly wants them. The shade is REAL.

[@sincewhenman]

I put "xx" after messages to basically everyone!!! Even sometimes accidentally to my boss' boss 😂😂😂😂 yes I am british

[@Liz-rf4qu]

I love that.

[@julstereg1471]

I do too im Scottish xxxxx🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@jasmeetrai6846]

Me too xxx yes I am british xx

[@bladey2k10]

This is such a british thing. Haha xx does anyone always say sorry too. Even if you not the one to be sorry haha 🙃

[@sincewhenman]

@@bladey2k10 yeah just sorry all the time for no reason at all!!

[@adrian_31605]

Some of these are perfectly understandable, some of these are just toxic. Really upsetting that some people think it's okay to break up with someone for having emotions.

[@pookysdad4884]

Depends on WHAT emotions, in what circumstances. E.g.: A dog runs into the street and gets hit by a truck. A dude sees the mess and LAUGHS. Is that an appropriate emotion? Do you wanna date that guy? But I get what you're saying.

[@afriendorfoe]

Not everyone is comfortable with high emotions. If I saw a guy just randomly crying bc I'm beautiful I would feel freaked out. Like some Bateman future stalker kind of guy. But a guy crying bc I'm beautiful while walking sown the aisle. That's different.

[@jeaniebird999]

6:02 Yes. Yes, EXACTLY that! I hate it when I see someone and think they're sofa king attractive, but then, they open their mouth... Usually it's a narcissist. Being self-absorbed is such a turn off.

[@trudat1498]

He was not as smart as I was. He didn’t need to be a genius, but I wanted an intelligent conversation.

[@katimius]

Yup. One of the reasons I broke up with my high school bf was because he genuinely thought a visible egg comes out of a woman during menstruation. Stupidity combined with his ego of wanting to one up me and be the smart one did it.

Amen to that. Dated a football player in college who got mad when I said facetious. He said I used big words to make him feel dumb.

[@mdelong6989]

@@katimius Wtf???

[@NyxdeVil-F]

@susan fudge that's toxic shit right there

[@jenfarmer2063]

Omg yaaaaaaaas 😆 finally someone that's had the same issue as me 😂 back when I dated guys they never knew half the stuff I was talking about and yet they had said it was an area of interest for them or their job 🤦‍♀️

[@Paulagonia]

Charlotte: this is going to be Peeeetty Also Charlotte: * agrees with everything *

[@pineddew]

she just doesnt wanna get cancelled on twitter yk, those people seem toxic as heeeelll and she knows it. those r the kinds of ppl who cancel others for no reason. good move for charlotte!

[@Torichan888]

The spelling errors one though. My father happily tells the story of how my mother would come home from work and he would announce that he had just finished an essay for college. She would then kill a red pen while cackling over every spelling error. This was in the days of typewriters, so this was on the hard copy, that my father would have to retype. What I'm trying to say is: If they are not turned off by spelling errors, they are a sadist.

[@babycakes8434]

Do you mean that you mother is a sadist? I am lost...

[@thesupergreenjudy]

Some people are seriously dyslexic though and really good at other stuff instead

[@klauseba]

The problem is in online dating for example if I write in Hungarian I'm going to make mistakes and the girls will quickly delete me thinking that I'm retarded, when in fact I speak over 3 languages and just trying to speak in their native language because the girls don't speak any english.

[@Nopadope]

Solid burn on Mom😂😂😂

[@chelseyaustin6015]

I dated a guy that hung out at his friend's house while he was WFH. Turns out his "friend" was his ex-wife. I told him that made me unconfortable and then he had the audacity to call me insecure. No, but I am not dumb either. I do not believe you are hanging at your ex's house everyday and not still boinking her.

[@jayraewaves7337]

good for you!!!! you dodged a bullet sis!

[@murtleturtle4027]

She....laughed at him... for crying? Because she was beautiful? That's not petty, that's malicious.

[@lygophilia4127]

I originally read it as he thought he himself was beautiful. And was crying. At his own beauty. I thought that was pretty valid. lol

[@carolefraze5972]

Nothing wrong with that. My ex used to cry. He felt better afterwards too. It’s a release.

[@shadowninja007AA]

@@lygophilia4127 Thats exactly how I read it too

[@enngee2339]

Maybe her laughing was just her perception of HERSELF. I am on the ugly side of average and a guy told me I was "so beautiful". I just rolled my eyes and ditched him right then and there. Flattery makes me feel manipulated. Just be nice to me.

[@enngee2339]

@Karen S We live and we learn, right? 😄

[@marinalarsen7496]

I broke up with a guy for being too "romantic" and nice. He'd literally send me poetry he wrote about me every day... pages of it, and he'd leave me voice mails while I was at work serenading me... also every day. That, and he never disagreed with me on anything we dated for a year and never had an actual discussion of something cause he'd just agree with whatever I said. Even when I broke up with him and told him this he friggen agreed with me that it'd be frustrating and he totally could see why I'd want to break up. I do hope he found someone who enjoys the amount of love and adoration he clearly contains though.

[@lilywong9672]

I hope you're still single. You don't deserve anyone.

[@istheresauce767]

​@@lilywong9672 lol, oof

[@Torichan888]

He had that faraway look to him. The farther away he was, the better he looked.

[@AllaMortify]

Beer binoculars?

[@babycakes8434]

😂😂😂😂

[@CaiaMiku]

🤣

[@graici.does.doodles]

As a British person, we usually add kisses to texts to loved ones or to just be polite. Whenever you’re angry or sending something rude, usually, you just forget the kisses and just send it as it is

[@anabee6545]

I have this annoying habit of singing everything I'm doing, thank god my husband didn't break up with me because of that haha actually he sings with me now too! 😅 What can I say I'm Brazilian, we are always happy!

[@CharlotteDobre]

Omg that is adorable!

[@anabee6545]

@@CharlotteDobre and you are a queen 👑❤️

[@nataliep501]

How sweet! That reminds me of a cartoon called Bobs Burgers and the mom likes to make songs about random things

[@anabee6545]

@@nataliep501 haha that's so cute! I don't know this cartoon but I'm pretty much like this haha this morning we sang non stop my breakfast song about our avocado toast hahaha everyone should try, makes life happier ❤️

[@susansmith3703]

Marshall Eriksen mode ;)

[@Sina-aka-potatosupreme]

When he doesn’t like your fruits you have to let that 🥭 mango. Is making bad puns a reason to break up?

[@kahadelemorgan1303]

Not getting your puns is, I love puns... Had to let that mango 😄

[@susan7775]

Remember when Chris Kattan played Mango on SNL?

[@olymolly3637]

I actually love puns. Dad pun, mom pun.. wordplays cheer me up lol. That said, I love your pun, OP.

[@curtismccarley3943]

Well, were you driving him bananas? Not that I heard anything through the grapevine... I bet I know what happened; he wanted the two of you to go to Vegas and get married without letting anyone know, but you told him that you cantaloupe! And you made a wise choice. Most people don't know that Nevada has a range of bears that are SO dangerous in SO many ways, the Wildlife Service assigns them letter categories just to keep track. The most deadly are the black bear E's! Ok, I went too far that time, didn't I? It's alright, I understand - I won't try to a peel your verdict. I'll see myself out.

[@Sina-aka-potatosupreme]

@@curtismccarley3943 Damn, do YOU want to marry me? XD XD

[@ASHl33164]

I agree that we need more men willing to shed a tear. As for the guys who don’t friend their female friends, I would never encourage my fiancée to not be friends with his female friends. I’m not that insecure I guess, plus a lot of them are my friends too

[@tammyparish263]

My boyfriend of 6 months missed my sister's wedding because his mom made him stay home and lick Green Stamps.He was 18 years old. Decided I didn't love him enough to put up with his mother.

[@marymowers4161]

@12:00 I read it as the guy crying because HE was so beautiful, not his gf! Totally agree about not shaming crying men, sob your beautiful heart out.

[@martinadospina5452]

He said I was the reason of his happiness and I didn’t want such a responsibility

[@calahmcdonald9960]

Yup, too much pressure. I respect you for that bc if you stayed and made him sad he would probably blame you🙄🙄🙄

[@nightlysobbing]

How old were you? I shouldn't judge, just my husband said I'm his world and his reason to become better and I married him at 19 and we have a very healthy happy relationship

[@calahmcdonald9960]

@@nightlysobbing I think that sometimes it's more about personality than age

[@MrsShocoTaco]

Good that you escaped early in. What he said was a manipulation tactic. I'm surprised he didn't threaten suicide when you kicked him to the curb.

[@MrsShocoTaco]

@@nightlysobbing Same here (25 yrs & counting) but our guys are a rare breed. Most guys who say it too early on are just being manipulative. Which sucks because it throws the good ones like ours into shadows.

[@janitajj5880]

If a guy has the audacity to judge my driving. They goooone.

[@dominicpersaud1155]

So what if u are just doing it wrong and the person can help u

[@squaresided]

Had a "friend" judge my driving all the time. Then I road with them. Oh boy... I'll just say I'm glad they out of my life. lol

[@KISSFanDan1995]

Well if you’re driving like shit I’m going to let you know. I kinda want us to get there alive.

[@Fireguy97]

@Janita jj As a former tow truck driver and firefighter, I once dated a woman that while I didn't feel that I was judging her driving, I was asking questions to find out why she was doing them for safety reasons, because she scared the shit out of me when she drove. Like, why do you only activate your turn signals as you are turning? She felt aggravated by the sound of the turn signal and only used them enough so that she could tell any cop that she did use them. "It doesn't count when you stomp on the brake, crank your wheel to the right, and halfway through your turn you turn your signal on!" Or weaving through city traffic at high rates of speed, constantly blowing through amber lights, not following the rules of the road at stop signs, and being an overly aggressive driver because, "Driving time is a waste of her time when she could be doing other useful things."

[@bellmendoza6687]

Fireguy97 wow!! Glad you broke with her 😁

[@kweenyasmine5324]

I dated him for eight months and I broke up with him because he thought my second language was “Islamic.” For context, this man was well traveled and practiced his ex girlfriend’s language (Mandarin) every night before bed. It just showed me he didn’t pay attention to me enough in eight whole months to know I speak Arabic.

[@bg6b7bft]

That emoji one was a little over the top. I think if there was a "tipping my fedora to m'lady" emoji, he'd be all over it.

[@BOOShawny]

My friend dumped a guy because she (and i quote) “Didn’t like his shoes”. Haha

[@lindenpeters2601]

On the shoelaces tied too tight: he probably wore sized-up shoes to hide the fact that he had small feet. So he had to tie them that tight just to keep them on. I saw guys do this when I was in high school.

[@mals86]

Or very *narrow* feet. Both my sons have feet like their dad's and sometimes a regular width shoe is just too wide for them so their laces are super tight.

[@imnogood5016]

Or he just don't want to twist an ankle

[@nirfz]

@@mals86 Can cofirm, i suffer from the same issue.

[@jayraewaves7337]

I can't stand seeing grown men who DON'T tie their damned laces, looking like a 4 year old

[@eowyn8340]

That last one with the constant messaging happened to me. I didn’t last long with him, but if I didn’t respond adequately for him, he got all insecure. He once messaged me asking me how I was doing. I was driving and only had enough time at a red light to respond “I’m fine” followed by “driving.”That set him off to blow up my phone with messages needing reassurance I wasn’t mad at him. I had to pull over and text him (AGAIN) I was driving and couldn’t answer. He wasn’t settled until we talked later. Don’t know why he was texting me anyway, he was supposed to be working. We had a serious talk about his texting and boundaries that day. It didn’t last much longer. 😝

[@nanuq83]

I'm the kind of person to bring up what bothers me, politely, in hopes they'd be willing to curve whatever it is. If there not, then it's up to me to figure out how emotionally invested I am. An invested heart can over look a lot.

[@elaineoh3984]

Giving my two cents on 2:00. Once dated someone who turned every other thing I said, to how I can be a better person, make better choices, or makes me explain myself to death. Trust me, not fun to be around.

[@eph_bomb]

I know exactly what you mean. 🙄 Same here.

[@babycakes8434]

I need to stop doing it then😂😂😂

[@MM-tz3fc]

Literally my ex would do this all the time, and always would have to put down things I was interested in or excited about. It got to the point where I had to screen what I'd like to avoid getting a lecture or disapproval. Smh.

[@imsorryehh4905]

One girl had like 4 responses in there. Gonna go out on a limb and say she is either lying, or probably horrible to date.

[@lokicooper4690]

Abena. And yeah, she sounds like she wants an abusive relationship. As someone else put it, she needs therapy, not a relationship.

[@666justin9]

The "Send me a picture" bit seems like a control thing, like he needs to know what you're doing and a picture is evidence.

[@BX138]

I dated a girl for about 4 months, and she broke up with me because I never said I loved her. It seemed pretty petty at the time, but as time goes on, I see she had a point.

[@truecrimefan1433]

I'm British and I confirm I put kisses at the end of every message hahah I don't know why lol x

[@Tricia_K]

And if there's no kiss, it's a sign you've pissed me off, lol! x

[@truecrimefan1433]

@@Tricia_K exactly lol 🤣 x

[@Eryalb]

This surprised me because in the U.S. (as far as I know and have seen my entire life) an x is a hug and an o is actually a kiss

[@Tricia_K]

@@Eryalb Now I come to think of it, I sometimes put xo for close friends and so's - which is indeed, hugs and kisses! x

[@Eryalb]

@@Tricia_K So is the o a hug then??? 🤯

[@calixtatepes]

I thought the big guy was tearing up because of how beautiful HE was and that sounded creepy but now I'm confused haha

[@pale_emo_princess]

LOL that would be creepy 😂 my boyfriend has done something similar to the example tho- I was trying on a formal dress I needed to wear to an event and when I asked him what he thought the was all like 🥺 :'). I think it's sweet ! I appreciate that kind of connection with someone. but everyone's preferences are different !

[@SundayMourningLove]

😂😂😂 "Im so damn beautiful it literally brings tears to my eyes"! That wd be a DEFINITE reason to break up with someone!!!

[@DeziVlogs]

That's how I understood it too 😂

[@calixtatepes]

@@DeziVlogs Thank you for not making me feel like the only idiot out there haha

[@stevenwilson879]

Yep. Thought that too. And DEFINITELY a reason to break up. Well, actually, LEAVE THE SCENE IMMEDIATELY.