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[@amartya8028]

The first one is actually in Hindi and it basically says that you will suffer for your sins and die at the hands of the lord.

[@Chaotic4Neutral]

Based

[@craurd]

ok thanks, cool.

[@NblNjml]

Thanks i hate it

[@akshatpunia]

Actually it's really bad hindi. So its probably a non English speaker who used Google translate.

[@pranavflame]

You're right but *what's with the Teletubbies???* 0:22

[@yashdhivar9829]

0:22 It translates to "You should regret for your sins. They will destroy you. You will not stand a chance. You will die in his hand. Regret..."

[@1rudrakshsharma]

Hahah, it's in devnagri🚩😂

[@blaiseyunforgotten795]

T series is really starting to become dark...

[@rishi_1003]

@@blaiseyunforgotten795 Lol, not every Indian thingy is T-Series.

[@MuseEgg]

Haha

[@bhavikdarolia]

it is actually funny lmao

[@DrMeme-mw8zm]

"I'd Frick a duck" - Pewdiepie 2019

[@cruelangel_94]

Never forget.

[@LYN4X]

FEIGI

[@thedepressedbird8720]

Should I be as high as that duck would fly?

[@dreamsbaby646]

It's also effective to get 2 woman to love you.

[@InfiniteDarkMass]

NOT followed by a "the comments made..." disclaimer. = )

[@niladrichatterji9140]

0:21 It is Hindi It translates to "You will have suffer for your sins. They will destroy you. There is no chance left. You will be killed by them. Suffer."

[@sarvajeeth.y6936]

Ya

[@djdeto7382]

It's horribly translated in the post tho

[@cleansounds5143]

@@Sunggki it's hindi hindu is a religion hindi is a language it's written in hindi

[@NeilJoshua22]

Also niladri chatterji your translation is not on point at all you messed up the 3 last sentences

[@angelshah9581]

@@Sunggki lol u r not clever u a fool

[@lxshya3992]

0:22 translates to: "You should be sorry for your sins. They will finish you. You stand no chance against them. You will die by their hands. Now suffer" Here, 'they' are the creepy Teletubbies

[@anti_fascist]

they really used google translate for that lol 😭

[@mexicanjojo6369]

Neat

[@v3dansh998]

hindi

[@sulbhashirodkar2257]

@Bobby Rascal hindi

[@arkkenzx5668]

Lol

[@InsaneGamersPro]

"Let's get real, this videos not getting monetize." *has ad on video* The council has blessed you

[@unova3557]

It even got on trending (The wrong trending, but still)

[@kyromyx857]

Yo could anyone help me by subscribing I’m trying to make a living and some money so if you could subscribe I’d appreciate it 🙏

[@sarvukruv2137]

My adblocker says otherwise

[@weebrahim]

People can still get ads, and the money won't go to them

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

lmaoo, i didnt get a single ad

[@jy_janx1313]

“Humanity is just a mistake let’s be real here”- Felix 2019

[@wiseknight6180]

Egg breathe

[@jucie4024]

.- Gendo Ikari

[@BothHands1]

God is dead and humanity is a sickness. Here's hoping the next asteroid comes soon and liquifies us all into a boiling pool of lava

[@ryankutylo1820]

stop quoting ghandi bruh

[@digdogg_]

i mean, scientifically... he’s not wrong

[@lollololololololololol8116]

Marzia in the other room: hears "MY SALSA TASTE LIKE BALLSACK"

[@pingunootson2291]

She’s probably used to it by now.

[@mnnptl]

@@pingunootson2291 salsa ballsack or the shouting?

[@bubski6981]

@@mnnptl Why not both?

[@neon-io6rw]

@@pingunootson2291 bro wtf

[@neon-io6rw]

@@bubski6981 uhhhhhhh

[@Travelwithnicolas]

“Humanity was a Mistake” - Pewdiepie 2019

[@maximilianschaak7555]

Cant take that for real cuz in the same video he told us that he'd frick a duck

[@Wulk]

Agree

[@MessiMagic5000]

@Dislike Challenge No it isn't it's shit

[@-cutie-9816]

I mean, it's true

[@robgabmac]

I smell a new meme template coming

[@annamedlin4852]

this entire video: “for legal reasons that’s a joke”

[@intelxio]

@Sharisha xD no

[@alphagonist4748]

@Sharisha xD no

[@sarcoono5551]

Have a good day or night wherever you are in this wonderful world! (Let's make it wonderful)

[@3hoursago6secondsago3]

Tru

[@cyallum]

For serious yt moderators please dont kill me that's a joke

[@johnzachariahg]

This whole video: “For legal reasons, that’s a joke.”

[@gamergoblin69]

This was quite recent ago,hello

[@imperialphoenix1229]

For serious Indian mafia, please don't kill me that's a joke

[@YarugumaSou]

For legal reasons, that’s a joke For legal reasons, that’s a joke For legal reasons, joke joke joke Please, a joke's a joke

[@hankegol9236]

Please don't kill me, that's a joke

[@chinmayaguru7601]

Haha, losers

[@irrelevant1242]

I’m thirty seconds in and 99% of the comments are about fricking a duck, I’m very scared to continue.

[@Picalenn]

Yes

[@slxsh596]

@Yusuf Ayhan that's kinda selfish and probably not true, so please stop

[@kurjeoko7181]

@Yusuf Ayhan i bet he will just buy a mirror

[@thmadeym4556]

@Yusuf Ayhan really dude? This is how you want to be known as a KZbinr? You don't care about other people's opinions so just think of that

[@egyptian_noob]

ThMadeYM what did he say, he deleted his comment cuz he’s prbly insecure or smth

[@leoouyang6834]

The hindi in the first statement with the cursed teletubbies reads: “You should feel remorse for your sins. They will destroy you. You will not stand a chance. They will have you in their hands. I express sincere regret.”

[@DuedVI]

Cool.

[@elang1802]

:v

[@redbean9410]

small correction. its not "they will have you in their hands" its "you will die by their hands"

[@Little.Misfortune]

uhm... *i’m scared*

[@ZochMin]

Thanks now I’m more creeped out

[@tabassumyasin7851]

0:21 translates to: "You shall be in misery because of your sins. They will demolish you. You won't stand any chance against them. Your death will be in their hands. Misery." The grammar is kinda messed up but this is what it means overall.

[@HavaNDay]

Thank you

[@HavaNDay]

@@axnne7152 I believe it's Sanskrit, could be something else though

[@jairajwanshi3281]

@@HavaNDay its hindi:) my mother tongue

[@dragonballsuper9219]

Hindi

[@dragonballsuper9219]

I may correct you ...you must atone yours sins. They will destroy you. The next line is wrong ..... . You will be killed by them(sins).

[@raiden6428]

"How do you sneak such a heavy book out of the library?" By "stealing" they mean people who checked it out with a card and never brought it back.

[@anubhavvardhan5375]

The first comment was actually in hindi and it says "You will pay for your sins. They will destroy you. You have no chance. You will die on his hand. Feel remorse."

[@Skoopers]

Thank you I was looking for a comment like urs

[@smilefenn4813]

lol why tho I wonder what happened to the dude who sent the message saying hi

[@ryanfadh]

Thanks

[@gagannnnn]

Bruh I thought someone said that to pewds in comments, dissappointed as sson as I saw the video :|

[@Aizen7x7]

Chacha vidhayak hai hamara

[@TThief]

“They killed my dad” Felix: HAAAA Vox: we got him

[@syedibrahim3066]

XD

[@chescarino]

this will be the topic of the next apology video!

[@xffast2790]

If swearing is immature then why is it considered “adult language”

[@TThief]

XF Fast you just copied the top comment lol

[@gogopoktu9504]

No.

[@PCAMY]

The text is in Hindi and it literally means... “You must repent for your sins. They will destroy you. You stand no chance. You will die on his hand. Express sincere regret.”

[@kapishsachdev0704]

Yep I'm Indian and I read too

[@irfanraza3812]

But the hindi in that comment feels like it has been google translated.

[@CyberRacer]

Language of the t series

[@Rise876]

I imagined it to be more satanic.

[@lumengentium2365]

HAHAHA LAMO

[@Farmdude07]

I guarantee that one of the posts at 1:47 says “switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading”

[@treetiriteembo]

'don't forget to put walls between you and the attacker!'

[@themaster3305]

‘Moving unpredictably is a good one to confuse the enemy!’

[@alessandrobelottidev]

Ok but shut up

[@Yiehh]

@@alessandrobelottidev Ok but shut up

[@goodpools]

0:55 well this didn’t age well

[@kanyewest5140]

yep

[@ulbernsteinalcomendras2427]

I agree

[@awuwuzela2770]

I commented the same thing then scrolled down and saw your comment, but true

[@yashirllypretty]

:(

[@couchsock]

It really be like that

[@danishac3580]

"smears PP juice" "in their pliplop" why am i dying at felix's self censors

[@stephenwolfgangstout]

because you have the humor of a toddler? it's meant to target his younger fanbase so he doesn't get targeted by media for the smallest inconveniences.

[@iamruanfenix]

Mano R.N: please help on my channel thanks Mano R.N: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKnLgqN8ps2hkJY Música 8D se for humildade se inscreve e deixa o like

[@itaachiii]

@@stephenwolfgangstout No its not you edgy cool alpha male.... It comes out really funny and ridiculously hilarious from him as he just makes these up.

[@JAYREMYhlgs]

Idk call a doctor

[@stephenwolfgangstout]

@@itaachiii right... We all have different senses of humor, if you find random words funny, then good on you, I'm not judging.

[@mr.fahrenheit4205]

"and if I laughed, it was purely a gag reflex" i bet it was that ghost pp

[@zoecua5397]

r/cursedcomment

[@rahulverma-os1bv]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6WkpWqjodqAfLs

[@yoshiwiiremotewithwiimotio2947]

Your right, but please shut up!

[@RED-sl2le]

Nice profile pic

[@leoxpicarra5561]

you’re right, but please, shut up 🥺

[@binarycode2124]

"lets get real this videos not getting monetized" Me: Acceptance is the first stage of recovery

[@Exlo]

I'm getting ads though lol

[@fwcrsn]

100th like

[@cheesecakelasagna]

It's trending tho

[@cheesecakelasagna]

I got none.

[@morce6163]

There are yellow dots

[@JohnnyL69]

"I'm half Italian now." -Felix, 2019

[@superhusky6860]

poods

[@castedshadow7576]

fEliX 2019

[@sarcoono5551]

Have a good day or night wherever you are in this wonderful world! (Let's make it wonderful)

[@sovietwoman455]

Pewdiepie: *posts an egdy yet funny video* KZbin: ”So, you chose death”

[@mr.fahrenheit4205]

"it was a gag reflex I swear!"

[@mehmetemrebirinci6536]

''So, you have chosen death'' actually.

[@DeepakSingh-gy7ks]

Sub to me if u love pewdiepie and ur mum

[@krismartinez2685]

@@mehmetemrebirinci6536 no, that's not it.

[@rahulverma-os1bv]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6WkpWqjodqAfLs

[@soumilgupta2257]

the thing's translation- you should pay for your sins, they will destroy you, You have no chance(idk it's not a proper sentence), you will die by his hand(literally translated on his hand), Be scared/ suffer. I was rewatching old videos and couldn't find a translation so here it is

[@yubi-kun958]

*I like how blurred words are Completely readable.*

[@IzukuMidoriya-wy6be]

True 😂

[@Ay_Dey]

And youtube still accepts them

[@gogaming1045]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZzRe6ere6yejtk

[@cinnabun2498]

Go Gaming stop sending links to get people to view your video

[@sahramahamed8010]

420 likes lol

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Felix: I'd frick a duck Dolan: *sweating intensifies* Grandayy: *laughs evilly*

[@uzire]

LOL

[@deadmanself]

extra oof

[@uzire]

i'd love to see that

[@deadmanself]

@Alina Way No

[@sock6373]

I made a crappy song on it I'll put more effort on it if it gets more likes

[@MudkepHome]

This video in a nutshell... Felix: STOP!!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!! Also Felix: *Keeps on going*

[@UriyZ9mb8e]

Truth

[@jacestiny.2062]

Fun Fact: *You Just Got A Talented Facts*

[@arciecalunsod9617]

Oof

[@nearnever]

7:03 aged pretty well at this time

[@breeburgess3698]

“Danny DeVito Will die in your lifetime” “Not if I-“ ADVERTISMENT

[@midgeon_3673]

ｍｏｎｅｔｉｚｅｄ

[@polarbear219gaming2]

Kills ad The ad Did u uno reverse card me

[@Deedoo_r]

What was the ad

[@pissapocalypse]

Danny DeVito he is my heeero

[@Yo-ns3rt]

That’s how mafia works btw

[@nosummernocry]

pewdiepie this whole video: "for legal reasons that's a joke"

[@babycarrotbetweenlegs9751]

Opsies!!!😁😁😁

[@joshknorr6683]

I, however, condone every single one of these jokes, and laughed very much.

[@yourtypicaldumbass4549]

Yo how'd you do DAT!?

[@yourtypicaldumbass4549]

@@S.C08 ah.. Okay thanks

[@jypsssyyy4609]

Tf how did you do that hah?

[@dayreez]

@@jypsssyyy4609 channel member

[@unstableboys]

Felix: * marries Marzia “I’m half italian now“

[@Nik-zp1cq]

Pewds on self promoters. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJfcnGZ8itOHo6c

[@dlm1093]

Read this felix pleas

[@RushsBasement1]

Stolen

[@Apn-alyaman]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6O2Y5apaa6Cjc2cttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4TafquamKuCl9k

[@sigggo]

STOLEN

[@idotrocket5584]

“Actual superheroes” “They killed my dad” Pewdiepie: Laughs like a maniac

[@gregorfullling2108]

iDoT Rocket but he’s right it’s funny! For legal reasons that’s a joke

[@idotrocket5584]

Alina May stop reported

[@fizzmire420]

I don't get it

[@efrenepsilon1665]

XDD

[@levyathan8108]

Insert sweaty guy meme

[@MegaChickenfish]

"MY SALSA. MY SALSA TAST'A BALLSACK!" This abberation deserves to be one of his top viewed videos.

[@chopchopSMASH]

🤣🤣🤣

[@phia3970]

HELP HELP

[@karinacat8536]

✿✿ 🅲🅷🅴🅲🅺 🅼🆈 🅽🆄🅳🅴 ☬☬

[@drakebielser4125]

My salsa d12

[@pluto_1626]

i heard him say that while i read this lol

[@devrajsinghsandhu8313]

0:23 It is hindi. It says- *"You should atone for your sins. These will obliterate you. You have left no stone unturned. You will die at their hands. Suffer."* You're welcome.

[@robertwilliams6045]

Why would they tell that to the number guy though

[@jayantabhattarai9931]

Just added some hard words bakchd

[@anuj8825]

Pachhtana is regret . not suffer

[@debew]

@@anuj8825 actually that means both

[@Jo-MM]

Why use Google Translate

[@sleepinginmoss]

Pewds: "I'd frick a duck" Cancel culture: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@sock6373]

Watch my video it's a song version of it also please post it on his sub reddit

[@Humanresouces]

@NMRIH is a great Source mod - blessed by Cory's lip You agan.

[@yeetdude887]

"MY SALSA TASTE A BALL SACK" - Pewdiepie, 2019

[@maki9034]

I couldn’t stop laughing at that bit

[@gascloudz3894]

420 likes 🤟🏽

[@Acruxia]

Bruh, there's some dumbass article about this joke. Clearly someone was offended from that

[@gothstitchedupdoll1350]

nenw cnndeeel

[@d_y_n_a_m_o]

The meaning: "My salsa is licking a ball sack..."

[@hemarana4195]

0:22 Translation: “You should feel guilty for your sins. They will destroy you. You don’t stand a chance. You will die by his hands. Regret it.” It seems like it has been google translated, since a line and two don’t really make sense, so I converted the literal translation to its actual meaning. You’re welcome.

[@galaxc8462]

Thank u, I have seen so much people just translating it from Google thinking we are small brain to not notice the Grammer mistakes.

[@lillietracy8737]

That's creeper

[@sumbul1538]

Yes i speak hindi aswell. It seems they have translated it from google translate as you said.

[@enderredacted112]

Little wrong.

[@adityapadval4756]

Ya that's what I was thinking Hindi hoke kuch samaj nhi raha tha

[@nilimadubey9597]

Pewdiepie: Enter cursed comments Vox: Now we can frick him up

[@justsomerandompenguinwitha9650]

Just make fake accounts so u can fool yo dad

[@sanderv7522]

@Yusuf Ayhan stop self promoting on every comment, no one likes you and you probably don't even have a dad

[@justsomerandompenguinwitha9650]

Or a mom

[@starsheepgaming33]

0:21 Translation: "You must repent for your sins. They will destroy you. You stand no chance. You will die at his hand. Repent." Translated from Hindi

[@cassetteking6488]

"My salsa taste a ballsack" -Felix 2019

[@CFM2]

Alyssa Cat I’ve seen better Jk it’s a joke i haven’t seen them

[@anonym9929]

@Alyssa Cat i tink not tott! stopp!

[@lukespaeth7787]

@Alyssa Cat So, you tasted the salsa????

[@user-qu5bj6ee3o]

my fav pewds quote is still "i never hesitate to kill a child"

[@mahlium]

I couldn't stop laughing when he said it the first time

[@DLCpersian]

6:56 this didn't age well

[@monke7238]

Y E S

[@averybelle1301]

KZbin: “Number One Trending For Gaming” Gaming. *Gaming*

[@chad8251]

youtube algorithm he is a gamer so his trending would be on gaming even when he does something else and thats why it is trending

[@randomlyrandom129]

It is number 4

[@yjako]

G A M I N G

[@arunahmb_2435]

Its nr. 22 now...

[@imthesins]

Ignore my name

[@therussiancat1751]

School loading screen tips: Move up ground as the enemy is reloading

[@zygone2658]

😆

[@Ollie-fk6qc]

Was that what it said? 😂

[@gravitydefyingpineapple9915]

Pewds:"i have a bad feeling about this video" Also pewds: *proceeds to upload it

[@ethancop9359]

Article: the person most likely to kill you is yourself Me: not if I kill him first

[@nykerios9379]

You You 🤠 🔫🤠

[@ethancop9359]

Anny May where I find them

[@FullMetalChains]

#Genius

[@giasharie274]

@@espada6002 Ikr

[@zrxcwrtd5981]

@Emily -I love sex:TAP ON MY PHOTO No, I don't think I will

[@taarinijohri9897]

The first message is in Hindi xD so funny loooool it says: "You should atone for your sins. They will destroy you. You don't stand a chance. You will die at their hands. Suffer." Wtf m8 XDDDDD

[@crusaderadonis9370]

If teletubbies was produced by Ekta Kapoor. *Dramatic cut intensifies*

[@redsnackthenotsocoherent1344]

Thanks for translating and sharing

[@natalialecce7111]

Thank you! I really wanted to know what it meant!

[@6xadow995]

I can read Hindi a little bit. But I understand almost everything.

[@roboknightt04]

I dont wanna be killed by teletubbies

[@bentleywalker-broose2762]

Hearing those barks at the end brings me great sorrow.... we love you and miss you Maya.

[@someney]

Every single video of Pewds is on trending for gaming since the day he started the Minecraft series

[@leecrotty658]

That’s good for business

[@eman6784]

Something’s up with youtube, they are noticing pewds now

[@karinacat8536]

𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖈𝖐 𝖒𝖞 𝖓𝖚𝖉𝖊 ☞😳 qs

[@kalabawsupsup7144]

"I'll frick a duck" - PewDiePie 2019

[@charlesundying5315]

He'd be begging for it deeper

[@CrazeeAdam]

That's why pewds loved the duck game so much i see

[@sakix071]

@@charlesundying5315 *_blip blip blop_*

[@hansleyalonzo2805]

@Grug Gaming feigi is a chicken

[@Prae5618]

We'll wait for the song

[@brendanjrice7307]

Pewdiepie: I’m not getting mone- Ad: *now this looks like a job for me*

[@kevinhowe543]

Ad: So everybody- Just please watch me!

[@AK-rj7zv]

Ad: cz it feels so broke, without me

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

@@AK-rj7zv feels so empty without me lol

[@acolyte9716]

666th like

[@shrek-chan3492]

I love this comment and the replies

[@FinnleWeirdo]

3:19 no way he predicted the Travis Scott apology video

[@tumors1670]

Being kissed when asleep is one of purest form of love My sleep paralysis demon: Aww so cute

[@etlttc353]

Licking the sweats of primal fear isn't a kiss

[@vwerlg9954]

my sleep paralysis always split my legs so he can put his special meat from other dimensions 😤😔

[@bait5257]

@@vwerlg9954 😶

[@nyank0]

@@vwerlg9954 😶

[@sagar_1019]

@@vwerlg9954 r/cursed comments

[@rampager1990]

4:29, that's some damn fine editing. I can't read a thing.

[@wintersnflake]

ikr, the editing is totally perfect

[@pu374]

It's so he doesn't get demonitized not so we can't read it

[@Aym4n-]

axton well some of them

[@rampager1990]

@Yusuf Ayhan terrible parenting

[@lavenderteawitch]

It gets worse when you remember Link is usually 17 or younger

[@greataccount3670]

Who's link

[@lavenderteawitch]

@@greataccount3670 main character in Legend of Zelda

[@funnyhappystudios]

Felix: "I'd frick a duck." Creeper: "Are you challenging me?"

[@babycarrotbetweenlegs9751]

😌😌😌😌😌

[@gloomsouls]

Don't really get it but I'll give ya a like anyway

[@KewlKatCutie]

@@gloomsouls original joke was I'd frick a creeper

[@flyon8368]

what happen if felix frick the creeper too.. *but in the offline video so everyone dunno what his doin*

[@owhueee2737]

Congrats with 7000@@babycarrotbetweenlegs9751 , your chanell one of 10 chanells i have subed,pewds too☝️😊

[@andrearezza.9337]

"Maybe there's a girl out there with a micro-" Felix: *NO*

[@D1ABL0DIABLO]

M I C R O P H O N E

[@realrx2306]

omfg what is your pfp

[@SLThinking]

Have you guys ever seen playing games with ghost.? *comes to my channel*

[@SLThinking]

@@BjornDennis watch my horror short films❤

[@ikej1200]

I like how you can clearly tell what the blurred words say. Nice job editor.

[@fepotato8916]

*"Now I know why Thanos wanted to clear 50% of all human creatures."*

[@GenXcaptain]

So that he would have a less difficult time choosing which children to kidnap

[@TorchMonke]

I’m gonna say it r/cursedcomments

[@justagamer5517]

Lol ended up clearing 50% creature from all galaxy

[@SwordGuy17]

"human creatures" lol

[@TonyHill2335]

justagamer5 5 that was the plan

[@awookie2929]

"Being kissed in your sleep is.. like.. the purest form of love" "I am something of a romantic myself" - Bill Cosby

[@Michael_McMaster]

I Wookie stöp

[@0akes]

10/10

[@taranggoyal7837]

💀💀💀😂🤣🤣🔥🔥

[@livlaughsss1217]

Bill: ALRIGHT BOIS GET THE PUDDING

[@wrightremata3026]

10/10

[@loneexcel5684]

"I have an anime inside me" -pewdiepie 2019

[@larshoffmeister7106]

Yusuf Ayhan never heard something stupid like this

[@ExDee419]

@Yusuf Ayhan hope you get banned from youtube and your dad takes away all your possesions

[@loneexcel5684]

@Yusuf Ayhan Why is this comment here ?

[@crystalbroscbs]

hahahahah lmfaaoooo

[@crystalbroscbs]

@@ExDee419 damn son dat went a little little too far

[@bbcat-3972]

This is one of those rare videos where I was wheezing from laughter, and then I came back after a couple months and repeated

[@jaredflores4411]

0:54 I like how he read from right to left, such a generic anime geek

[@raindoset5408]

It sounds like reading arabic

[@ItsNicolau]

He read it right. In comics, when messages are at different heights, you read top to bottom first. And when the balloons are at the same level it's left to right

[@thanos3155]

0:21 Translation : "You should remorse for your sins. They will destroy you. You are standing no chance. You will die on his hand. Regret." Edit : The language is Hindi (Indian)

[@axalcoreina]

THANOS ! Thank you! Very epic

[@tomwalshe2369]

What language

[@minecrawl913]

What language is that?

[@ripvanwinkle9935]

@@tomwalshe2369 it's Hindi.

[@rahulk2712]

@@minecrawl913 Hindi. Language of India

[@somesortacatperson5492]

2:47 I would be confused because I don't keep adults in my fridge, I keep kids in my attic

[@watersheep9722]

I decided to put my favorite quotes all together: *”I’d frick a duck”* *”for legal reasons that’s a joke”* *”my salsa taste a ballsack”*

[@sock6373]

Watch my video it's a song version of it also please post it on his sub reddit

[@chriscarguy]

Water Sheep also. “I walked my dog 5 miles today... I ran over 5 miles today”

[@deadmanself]

Water Sheep i made a dog name nigga and died on lava in minecraft

[@farrahhussain5288]

@@xtentacioncy3513 omg you watch pewdiepie

[@goblin3633]

@@farrahhussain5288 that's not the real lil nas lol, he would probably have the check if he was the real one.

[@eren5164]

Finally i just had a heart attack

[@yaboipatrick]

Cool

[@poopee5260]

*same*

[@udon5594]

*dies*

[@comradekenobi6908]

A Sheer Heart Attack?

[@titanbread.2752]

same

[@rome2040]

Miss this yt era 😢 love ur vid pewds

[@abysswarrior]

Ikr

[@OoTee]

Felix: "I'd frick a duck" Creeper: *sad creeper noises*

[@ryderlead]

O T very underrated

[@stanleysmooth]

Why not both?

[@christina5151]

he be begging for it deeper

[@layc3515]

Creeper: Aww man :(

[@somegoodvibes5824]

@@stanleysmooth at the same time

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

Last time I was this early, zombies still dropped feathers.

[@toshinareshdesai2880]

kzbin.info/door/jRdc7j91qwtqOBZEbgg31A

[@toshinareshdesai2880]

*To whoever reading this* Good luck in life, i hope you have a bright feature 🥳🥳 *Btw I have 732 subs it would be great if i get more*

[@fireballrdm9433]

@Dislike Challenge why

[@fireballrdm9433]

@@jonahkillsit same

[@bigolworm3045]

I understood that reference.

[@kushagrajoshi4393]

For those who wanna know what was written at the start it says "You have to payback for your sins, your sins will destroy you, you are just standing there having no chance against them, you will die by their hands, then regret" That's It🙂

[@executorarktanis2323]

Really

[@xxlonely__boixx5369]

Thank you

[@AE68961]

Merci beaucoup

[@addityasinghal897]

@@executorarktanis2323 Yup thats pretty accurate! can confirm

[@averyjohnston9997]

What about the other ones?

[@Stormthebeast]

0:23 "you should remorse for your sins, they will destroy you"

[@Ikitsuu]

PewDiePie: I'd frick a duck PETA: *_hmm, interesting_*

[@deadmanself]

Me:**Doesn't heard of it**

[@ald_ridge]

Greta : HOW DARE YOU

[@gracavieira4060]

Edit: reverse card

[@aarongarcia4657]

*see you in a minute*

[@mangocoffee510]

Well they do have a lot of ads with implied beastiality

[@rosiekerr344]

5:09 Imagine what’s going through Marzia’s mind hearing her husband scream this.

[@_pm_gaming_point_1726]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@_pm_gaming_point_1726]

@Anna May sorry, I am clean and legit.

[@voltz8945]

LMAOO

[@_pm_gaming_point_1726]

@@voltz8945 😂😂

[@gothstitchedupdoll1350]

og n cnenelel

[@nedward1881]

1:59 me on the first of December

[@odysseykm1169]

Pewdiepie : makes an edgy joke Media : Keep talkin , am writting that down

[@stensillanpaa1090]

ODYSSEAS KM what is your KD?

[@زينبدليميهللتصاميم]

@@stensillanpaa1090 Size huzur olsun, abonelik mümkün ama kanalları Suriye'den göç ettirdiğim bir Müslümanım kanalıma ulaşmanızı istiyorum

[@زينبدليميهللتصاميم]

@brunettx tv Size huzur olsun, abonelik mümkün ama kanalları Suriye'den göç ettirdiğim bir Müslümanım kanalıma ulaşmanızı istiyorum

[@doobyyscoo99]

0:54 joke about cop killing his dad you're about 8 months too early

[@theknifeculture3058]

Please stop. NOW.

[@darksnotscottish4022]

@@theknifeculture3058 Why

[@sylexxo4504]

:0

[@maskimgalgo2046]

The humor is so dark the police shoot it on first sight

[@sanskarkedia2696]

😂😂

[@haiderhussein9355]

5:42 You are actually a soul in someone dead body.

[@little-rat-tim]

It's not dead if it grows.

[@elizas7692]

“I’d frick a duck”-pewdiepie 2019. Not even concerned. Edit: are y’all ok? It’s been 50 minuets and it had 2.6k . Now * this * I’m concerned about.

[@sodthisall]

Needs to be a new PartyInTheBackround song

[@robincoso4656]

Do you guys remember all the story about Shane Dawson f ing his cat?

[@Th3St4rD0lph1n]

*Dolan Dark starts sweating*

[@stellaseong992]

1:30 for anyone who wants it :)

[@tuahuh3252]

It's the new trend

[@namesurname1374]

Pewds: **inhales** Media: *"SWEDISH MAN CAUGHT STEALING KIDS' OXYGEN!"*

[@gladysbasco4176]

@Yusuf Ayhan HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!?!?!?

[@Notorea]

Name Surname I read this as he inhaled

[@mofmed2579]

Name Surname good one

[@jordantampubolon8694]

Pewds: breathes Vox: Swedish man rapes oxygen

[@ShiroNyankotv]

Pewdiepie: "I'd frick a duck" PETA : *surprised faces all around*

[@kindasadz7290]

I made it 69 likes u know Coz duck fricking

[@ratsoup2262]

I like your profile picture...

[@ShiroNyankotv]

@@ratsoup2262 But I like yours. WE CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS. D:

[@napoleon2063]

Lemme fix it for you Felix: I'd frick a duck PETA: *Kills the duck*

[@karinacat8536]

✿✿ 🅲🅷🅴🅲🅺 🅼🆈 🅽🆄🅳🅴 ☬☬

[@huckle83]

This video: being kissed while you’re sleeping is one of the purest forms of love Jack Wright: i don’t know about that one chief

[@Nathan-px2zj]

"Humanity was a mistake." - PewDiePie Can I please use this as my senior quote this is the truest quote ever.

[@OriginalSpectorius]

Many people said that, use the full one "Humanity was a mistake, let's just get real here" -PewDiePie 2019

[@cobraslectures]

“My salsa taste a ballsack” *Felix in 2019*

[@chriscarguy]

RonskuGaming I was just about to write this comment

[@OwO-mf4xj]

Thanos 2nd no stop this is completely unrelated shut uP

[@chickbungus4730]

5:04 "Talking 'bout me huh? Lemme speak to the Manager *RIGHT NOW OR I'LL TAKE THE KIDS* "

[@lazarbeam6695]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnjTiIaDntWejbs

[@deadmanself]

@@lazarbeam6695 No

[@fatas9554]

0:56 aged pretty badly

[@lipo-tz2qn]

Oof

[@themandalorianbb8]

OooOoOOOOOOOOOOoOOoOOoOfffffffffff

[@joodystd7319]

Bug

[@deprae5788]

It’s fake he don’t know his dad

[@oscargustaverejlander.]

@@deprae5788 😂😂

[@rizaldi-7122]

7:23 is the most cursed one

[@bait5257]

What does it mean

[@rizaldi-7122]

@@bait5257 pedo stuff

[@WhiteRescuer]

"The comments made in this video are purely sarcasm or hyperbole. Do not take me seriously! Pewdiepie does not encourage or endorse anything in this video." You're welcome

[@oaksinthemeadow4578]

i was looking for this comment for so long thank u

[@leecrotty658]

This is what the ultrafast scrolling text says?

[@jz6672]

my eyes were starting to hurt from trying to read all that😭😭😭

[@btnoz1916]

Its so sad. He has to say he doesn’t condone these jokes. They are funny.

[@VYakamura]

Edgy/dark humour it's a great type of comedy

[@TheEmeraldYT]

@@VYakamura exactly

[@twinkiesmaster69]

yes

[@mellsalipon8398]

Some of those were just to dark to be funny.

[@twinkiesmaster69]

@@mellsalipon8398 the darker it is the funnier

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

"Humanity was a mistake" - Felix, 2019

[@yooowassup3468]

The way he blurred those curse words killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@evak_axl]

PewDiePie: We need to remove all comments! Everyone: No you can't do th.... KZbin: Ok Felix

[@madebybroovy]

*I M A G I N A T I O N*

[@SalilRawatSaxena]

What's written in the first one is in Hindi and it says "you have to sacrifice for your sins,They will destroy you,you have no choice,you will be killed by thier hands, REGRETS"

[@jonode8984]

Thanks!

[@leontransit1652]

Thank you. I don’t understand T-series language

[@harxciii]

I was looking for this, this makes the Teletubbies image way funnier.

[@private755]

I didn’t expect it to be scarier than it looked

[@SalilRawatSaxena]

@@leontransit1652 what you jusr commented says: "you fell for my plan , prepare to die"

[@leebaylon9356]

Finally one of pewds vids in my recommendation

[@elliottday7912]

“Being kissed in your sleep is on of the purest forms of love” Dementors: Am I a joke to you?

[@tanaykothiala]

😂😆🤣

[@nacho6438]

This 👏 deserves👏more 👏likes👏

[@agrested9367]

Harry Potter left the chat

[@Katze123]

Lol

[@lainegarcia6723]

POTTERHEADS, *ASSEMBLE* !!!

[@unknown_karma.]

FOR LEGAL REASONS THESE ARE JOKES, FOR LEGAL REASONS THESE ARE JOKES, IM SERIOUS KZbin PLS DONT TAKE DOWN THIS VIDEO ITS A JOKE

[@leecrotty658]

Is this what the ultrafast text below pewds says?

[@tojislefttoe7505]

@Karina xD ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

[@tusharazad8554]

"HUMANITY WAS A MISTAKE" - PEWDS 2019

[@gregorfullling2108]

Tushar Azad and that’s a fact

[@ultrainstinct570]

@Maria Way thats why

[@avdr3y49]

Tushar Azad he's not wrong

[@deadmanself]

you guys don't really need me? oof

[@ultrainstinct570]

@@deadmanself pooped in sos

[@jmelizares9053]

what's even funny is jussie smollett is actually IN PRISON.

[@codyriceandothers]

Felix: "I'd frick a duck" The media: "WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN"

[@melephant8884]

Cody Maniquiz lol

[@duckman12569]

>:|