Wilbur explains his hatred for Anteaters whilst I play Rocket League...

[@ph1lza]

Rocket League is now free on the Epic Games Store! Download here: pixly.go2cloud.org/SH26o

[@aykay1468]

epic and cool

[@endistresse]

ok

[@Alano_22]

Ph1lzA

[@RO-hp5di]

:)

[@foxm5363]

Bet the game was made by anteaters

[@devonmmi]

"'their babies are pink and wrong'-motherfucker, _you_ came out pink, i guarantee it" i wheezed like dream

[@potatowhisperer5909]

Same though...I stopped breathing for a few seconds.

[@kitten2152]

Best moment🤣

[@jupiterpudding3237]

I thought he was gonna say "You came out pink and wrong!" Smh

[@imahecc585]

i wheezed like dream but i wheezedmore then u cuz i wheezed like dream before saying "I SAW THAT ON REDDIT

[@sunshineplayz321]

I mean my brother was blue because he couldn’t breath so-

[@non-binaryreader3291]

The person in the chat at the being “here we go chat get your snacks”- like we all remember the thing with sand so we are in for a ride

[@thefandomtraveller4091]

Lol

[@ThomasTubeHD]

And it’s good that that person’s speak first before Wilbur starts to tell anteaters to fuck off

[@non-binaryreader3291]

That moment when you forget you commented this and you come back and there’s 904 likes. Thank you guys

[@moonadict7]

@@non-binaryreader3291 1k

[@non-binaryreader3291]

@@moonadict7 what the freak

[@starspeaker6757]

Wilbur: *We've convinced Phil to hate anteaters* Philza: *You haven't convinced shit* Tommy: *We've convinced him*

[@icchasaki]

I shall make this meme.

[@hexhiaa]

what the fuck not an arii simp

[@tiredpikachu1770]

uh

[@nuvlogan6595]

Same vibes as: “I’ve connected the two dots” “You didn’t connect shit.” “I’ve connected them.”

[@icchasaki]

@@nuvlogan6595 *in echoey voice* That's the joke

[@TerreiSingularity]

You know an actual evil fact about anteaters is that their claws are used to break into termite mounds. Mounds that can be as tough as cement. So yeah they can easily disembowel you. That and they officially t-pose as an act of intimidation

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

69th like :)

[@solareclipse7110]

Your making more scared of them 😰

[@phillazarus6556]

@@solareclipse7110 they can one shot jaguars

[@bakabaka8235]

666th like

[@noyou2410]

Ok but they t-pose? That is the most random piece of information that I have ever received, and it is my favorite.

[@madisynmccurdy7940]

BREAKING NEWS: Middle child goes on a rant about anteaters to a confused father, then later has the youngest start talking about murdering baby animals. Pshycos in the making.

[@icchasaki]

In the MAKING?

[@kitwarrior4life124]

In the making? They’re well past being made

[@marcelocalucho1756]

@@kitwarrior4life124 lol

[@mothiez2336]

Just like their big brother

[@NeoPolitan12]

Missing the eldest child killing orphans

[@boxofstuff994]

Wilbur: "it's a mixture of fear, jealousy, and rage" Tommy: "I'm more innit for the murder than the politics" *I'm starting to see a pattern here*

[@penguosk]

Missed opportunity to make an innit pun

[@boxofstuff994]

@@penguosk DANGIT NOT AGAIN

[@ghost_animates7926]

@@boxofstuff994 hurry edit the comment before people notice 👀

[@boxofstuff994]

@@ghost_animates7926 _quietly hits the edit button_

[@ghost_animates7926]

@@boxofstuff994 _hehehe_ 👁v👁

[@sunnylapis6584]

I would love to hear Tommy's pov of this. Imagine your brother calling you like "Dad doesn't hate anteaters we need to have an intervention"

[@weeke]

@Apple Pencil I like da Apple Pencil. He often doesn't fall of the table cause there are weights at the top.

[@awesomeninja1311]

(Bi flag heart)

[@weeke]

@@awesomeninja1311 wot

[@awesomeninja1311]

@@weeke i state that every time i see a bi flag

[@weeke]

@@awesomeninja1311 oh, well

[@kailynnhoyt3575]

Fun fact: A woman named Melisa Casco who was a zookeeper got a little too close to the anteaters at the zoo she was working at, and she was mauled by the animals. They aren't usually agressive, but they will attack if provoked. She was sliced all over her body and later had to amputate one of her legs. She later died of her injuries. Moral of the story: Anteaters are no joke, and I belive more people should be scared of them.

[@concept5631]

Ashame

[@ColonizedEthan]

I suddenly find myself agreeing with Will

[@adamtruong1759]

It just seems like a cautionary tale to respect virtually all animals.

[@concept5631]

@@ColonizedEthan Out of context these are amazing famous last words.

[@MCshadr217]

A year late but here's why: Similar to Rhinos, Anteaters are partially blind. So their defense mechanism is to go on the attack when it "sees" a threat (can't see shit, just a moving, larger creature basically). So they start mauling, same way Rhinos will charge.

[@eeska4959]

“If you weren’t married, you’d have a totally different opinion” Yes, clearly the only thing that makes Philza different from Tommy and Wilbur and what must be the problem.

[@icchasaki]

HOLY-- I glanced away from the screen and read this at the EXACT AECOND he actually said it, how... What... I'm not even kidding it was like Tommy was reading it out loud to me. Holy smokes.

[@user-wz7mg2ci3y]

@@icchasaki *Second

[@slawtermelonslawtermelon419]

Did anyone else read opinion as onion or is that just me

[@mahiwagangamputa7361]

@@slawtermelonslawtermelon419 Nah, you're the only human in the universe and we're all just clones so it's just you.

[@eggroll1291]

@@icchasaki BRUH SAMEE

[@nschannel826]

I can imagine Wilbur calling Tommy being like: "Tommy, Phil doesn't not like anteaters back me up here"

[@joonix.]

what no replies

[@hallohallo3277]

@@joonix. ikr

[@onlysemisane]

Honestly, that is something Wilbur might do.

[@BirdBean_]

Nah he's just like hey Tommy, you know anteaters? We hate them now, help me convert Phil. And Tommy absolutely rolls with it

[@nd_4726]

@@BirdBean_ I mean- they canceled wives, tuesdays, gravity, etc. so why not cancel anteaters?

[@rockygetsrolling]

The fact that Wil pulled Tommy into this too makes it even more chaotic. When do we get all four sleepy bois in a call trying to negotiate Wilbur’s bizarre ideals about certain things Edit: first, thanks for the likes, second of all, Wil is justified in not liking anteaters but he has all the wrong reasons. They can body a Jaguar and I do not trust that shit

[@darkhorseash4337]

Techno would just be calling wilbur a dumbass the whole time lmao

[@Nathi98]

Techno will just call them nerds and laugh the entire time

[@capt_noo]

Techno would just be complaining about his audience retention

[@dawniyye]

@@darkhorseash4337 LMFAOOOOOO😂😂😂😂

[@sexykabuto6368]

Oh i need this

[@Shadowassassin908]

Fun fact: anteaters are so blind that they will swing at anything they see move, along with this they have some of the sharpest claws in the animal kingdom due to needing them to dig up their food

[@moldysangwhich]

13:55 “Dadza, mumza, imma need you to put these two in a box and put them on the side of the road. They are no longer our uncles.” Underrated quote

[@caramelcoffee476]

YES

[@Melon_414]

I love that one too

[@somerandomperson6307]

When i clicked it i got an ad :'D

[@ollievendor7413]

@@somerandomperson6307 condolence ú_ù

[@blurryface43]

@@somerandomperson6307 my condolences fellow comrade

[@kanokamelia]

"i just have thoughts of doing terrible things to them" Phil: -Looks at the camera wondering where did he fail as a father-

[@pengwin4595]

Techno is his favorite son and he "loves them equally"

[@TimeBomb798]

A Schizophrenic pig war criminal A formally psychotic terrorist A mental wreck of a youngest (also participates in minor terrorism) Perfectly normal lmao

[@erinfulse7939]

@@TimeBomb798 Also an adopted son who is the president and is probably depressed in some form and wants to kill the oldest

[@ifonlyyouknew]

Yup, this is all completely normal. Don't forget the grandson who committed arson and burned down the flag of the country his father built.

[@savanaho7687]

@@erinfulse7939 No they just found him in a box on the side of the road and now the 17 year old is president XD

[@hal6568]

I think the funniest reason on the list is 31. "They told me they hate you Phil"

[@Meggiebear-jn5oe]

Bahahaha 🤣

[@miggy1349]

trryehtyrjewhtre

[@Walleru]

Nono. It has to be Insectivore? More like insecti bore me to fucking sleep

[@just.a.random.user_]

OMU! 😂

[@Things369]

Agreed

[@1c4ru5dr4w5]

Wilbur is so dedicated to being chaotic in Philza's streams I love it So far there's Sand Jesus and Hating Anteaters I wonder what's in the next episode of Wilbur Being Chaotic

[@constances.7378]

A normal, chill stream: * exists * Wilbur fucking Soot: Allow me to introduce myself

[@wilburscooty_2669]

I love how aggressive that was worded. It isn't just Wilbur Soot, its Wilbur FUCKING Soot

[@alikibueno2062]

@@wilburscooty_2669 mans been through a lot

[@rainespiano]

@@wilburscooty_2669 I live for it

[@youhasbeenbooped.4232]

Uh- sounds like you’re pretty annoyed with Wilbur huh?

[@kwiatkowykwiatek9614]

@@wilburscooty_2669 you have no idea how often I say in my head "Wilbur fucking Soot" or "Tommy fucking Innit"

[@Emmy-zg3cx]

I litteraly joined the stream like "I bet wilburs being odd again" first thing I fucking hear when I join "phil have I ever told you about how much I hate anteaters?"

[@phari4820]

That reminds me of a day I was in class and my friend just turned to me and asked "Have you heard the story of the mammoth?"

[@phari4820]

@Shiruu's Videos Sorry but I can't reveal it, it's gonna stay a mystery forever

[@moodii_ds]

We must know

[@spooksd]

PHCP pleASE

[@leonlovegood350]

@@phari4820 I too want to know the story of the mammoth...

[@voidkid693]

Everyone’s really sleeping on Tommy’s “I think my purpose in life is to, you know, end things” line. Like- that child is terrifying on so many levels.

[@cheddacheese32]

he is

[@faze_inaba3254]

And then we laugh at him whenever we see him on Techno’s channel

[@StarField369]

Time stamp?

[@colorlesslifetime633]

@@StarField369 16:50

[@nixmy]

I'm pretty sure you're a kid. :D

[@potatosoot]

I love where he says: Wil: "I have more reasons but you were getting impatient so I stopped at 32" Phil: 32?!?

[@irakanaya]

Anteater: *exists* Wilbur: "I woke up and chose violence"

[@Alyssa-mp5lk]

*they are just a putrid animal*

[@noblehawkins9506]

😐

[@aal9063]

Techno is so happy

[@ewe8929]

I wanted to make that joke except Wilbur: ...and I took that personally.

[@jillianadams1407]

Wilbur: *The only language is violence*

[@giftedkidburnout8484]

Will: "Phil have I ever told you how much I hate anteaters?" Phil: *flashbacks from the sand eating conversation*

[@timeenbyvictorious]

*_oh no_*

[@Cosmic_Mj]

Me: *flashbacks from the sand eating conversation*

[@greg0ry398]

I was thinking of the sand eating part

[@Sillyjaywalker]

the WHAT???

[@cookiehunter1357]

@@Sillyjaywalker look up sand jesus, then you'll see

[@hobovan.]

Will’s real reasons for hating anteaters 1. They look stupid 2. He’s sad that he’s not allowed to eat his body weight in ants 3. Jealous that their easy-to-find food makes them so happy 4. They have long and sticky tongues 5. Mainly that they are allowed to eat ants and not be seen as crazy 6. He can’t prove that they’re bad which makes him even more angry at them

[@MidnightWanderer00]

So... Basically..Wilbur's jealous of them?

[@hobovan.]

@@MidnightWanderer00 yes exactly, this guy gets it

[@tailb3693]

Do you know how disgusting they sound? Eww

[@hobovan.]

@@tailb3693 no I’m not invested in anteaters, idk why u are but you do you ig

[@KerfootsLovR]

@@tailb3693 They sound disgusting. I don't see anything wrong tho they did nothing wrong.

[@plushqueen504]

This man's hatred towards anteaters is near identical to my teacher's hatred towards koalas. Unreasonable and persistent.

[@flxryz]

Koalas are agressuve and stupid so it's not un reasoable

[@oliviaplumb4018]

Koalas are literally like the third worst creature to exist omg I freaking hate them they are one of gods mistakes

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

koalas and pandas are actively trying to go extinct and we should let them

[@phillazarus6556]

@@slightlydistressedslug6627 finally somoene who shares my opinion (sorry for my bad english)

[@lukasolejniczak514]

cats are also sometimes aggressiv and stupid

[@prettypancake7051]

they are so like siblings- "Ive got the talking pillow"

[@cookieplazloveyoutube8956]

Yep

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

He said that as soon as I read it.

[@stineandersen56]

I READ THIS COMMENT JUST AS I HEARD IT IN THE VIDEO XDDDDDD

[@oddnwmbers]

timestamp?

[@oddnwmbers]

Found it - 13:07

[@Raineevie]

Phil: "it's a baby!" Tommy: "tell me you wouldn't give it a kick?" . . . Me: PFFT-

[@maxbromet4365]

@@WingedPiglet “I DROPPED KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE” :)

[@lynnlive1334]

These comments are 10/10

[@madisonmmorris]

15:20 lol

[@o.-.2277]

Sameeee I almost died 😂😂😂💀💀

[@Toobero]

Tommy hates his own kind.... C h i l d r e n

[@ashb9743]

"Me and Tommy are gonna go talk about El Salvador." is an incredibly underrated quote from all this

[@darkhorseash4337]

YEAH LIKE I WANT TO HEAR THAT lmao

[@darkhorseash4337]

@@faisalaldan3420 I'm sorry what now? Lol

[@lsd2162]

I'm from El Salvador so I would love to know how that conversation went lol

[@jacobfrazzer2326]

I’m from El Salvador :)

[@caffienecrow_4892]

I- I came from there tho- I wanna know how that conversation went-

[@zanman3552]

I love that it’s just a normal thing for Wilbur to get in a weird mood and rant about some random shit for 15-20 minutes.

[@shayhd733]

Wilbur: Their baby’s are pink and wrong Phil: Motherfucker you came out pink I guarantee it Dude I can’t this was so funny 4:32

[@margotlopez9964]

Sometimes I come back to the video and look for this comment cause that part kills me.

[@bf.bluezz]

@FandomMADNESS same lmao

[@just_a_simp3991]

I can’t believe I just spent 17 minutes and 53 seconds listening to a grown man complain about ant eaters because they enjoy their food and he doesn’t

[@GabichanPlays]

I can and I regret nothing

[@A_FatPenguin]

To be fair he can't taste things properly

[@just_a_simp3991]

@@A_FatPenguin True, true

[@ricarica3556]

@Shiruu's Videos sand yum, anteaters bad

[@brockgreenwell8356]

I agree with Wilbur, ant eaters are weird

[@JesseDolling]

Tommy’s voice is surprisingly not loud here He sounds calm.

[@vic_x]

Clementine pt2: a n t e a t e r s

[@azureaqua_1177]

or he’s tired lol

[@Nathi98]

He's always chill in VC with other people off stream Yesterday on Phil/Tubbo's stream he also joined and was just vibing with them once they told him there was no lore going on at the moment and talked with Will about Tubbo's birthday being the next day

[@Slay96866]

Clementine but permanent

[@quinnisasin9085]

Whenever he’s streaming he puts on a character. I think this is regular Tommy.

[@spooky_times635]

I love how he said "I want them gone, Phil" as if he expects someone to do something about it- Honestly? He's right. If he asked us to, I think we would get rid of anteaters for him.

[@LynxIsSometimesAlive]

If Wilbur himself told me to, I would send the *Ants* to extinction.

[@Sarcastican_]

Wilbur: Starts speaking* Everyone: "This is content."

[@playswith_squirrels]

get the popcorn!!

[@arlo935]

But to be fair nothing Wilbur says will ever make sense XD

[@ripofftommyinit1740]

Ikr

[@ripofftommyinit1740]

@@arlo935 true

[@harveybunn]

I got u 10k likes

[@zendpixie]

"Okay but don't you eat sand? What's wrong with them eating dirt, then?" I like how Phil just Accepted that at this point

[@supersharky6058]

I’m the 600th like, also, this is a great comment

[@nova.a.star89]

Phil probably just rolls with Wilbur at this point

[@heidigonzalez9828]

tommy ate mud

[@andreaandem2001]

Wilbur: how do I get Phil to agree with me... *THE YOUNGEST CHILD* Tommy: hey wil! What did you need Wilbur: we hate anteaters Tommy: ok, got it

[@_Lolbits_glitch_]

This is 100% how it went down xD

[@mushroom_game4533]

I can see this happening

[@yuki13977]

LOLLL

[@lunar_edits6173]

100% correct

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

😂

[@myawelch6133]

Wilbur - claims to have no reason of hating anteaters - Also Wilbur - manages to fill an 18 minute video about why he hates anteaters -

[@inarifiere]

Not gonna lie, everytime Will does something like this it feels like a goddamn fever dream. The chat will continue to reference this forever Phil, my sanity is now gone.

[@peanutbuttier3424]

"Their tongues are so long that it can wrap around their brains-- or that may be woodpeckers."

[@J.P.ArtAndStuff]

It is woodpeckers btw

[@mahiwagangamputa7361]

@@J.P.ArtAndStuff The more you know 🌠 but I wish I had a memoryerasinator

[@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen]

@@mahiwagangamputa7361 Dr.Doofenshmirtz is that you?

[@kurtsurban2081]

Yeah its woodpeckers, their tongues are apparently so long that it goes into the back of its skull, literally. I think there was a scene from Daily Dose of Internet that explains this.

[@petermarsella6537]

The reasoning is the tongue softens the impact when they essentially headbutt the tree

[@karlyrodenburg2776]

“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity, but the one between beautiful and ugly is quite thick”

[@morganhendriksson7186]

there is a line between genius and insanity and Wilbur likes to play jump rope with it

[@funtimestudios2403]

wilbur: *sand is fine, and easy to eat* also wilbur: *see a anteater* *KILL IT!, KILL IT ALL*

[@Julia-pt1ms]

philza "they're the most docile fuckin creatures" wikipedia: giant anteaters can inflict severe wounds with their front claws and have been known to seriously injure or kill humans nat. geo: anteater will lash out with dangerous claws. The giant anteater's claws are some four inches long, and the animal can fight off even a puma or jaguar.

[@PawsibleDenyaibility]

Hmmmmm something isn't quite adding up

[@skiboi2673]

Because those things want to kill them most humans they kill or injure are hunters

[@cherryccoladragon7611]

Anteaters are really blind so they attack anything that moves

[@mavretania6130]

with crap stained claws too. if the giant gashes don’t do you in, the horrific infection will. truly an animal forsaken by God

[@wolfieisacat13]

@@cherryccoladragon7611 that's what makes them horrible!

[@Starryclown11]

Phil stream viewers: I fear no man, but that thing? *WilburSoot would like to share something with everyone LUL* Phil stream viewers: It scares me

[@Nathi98]

He did it again yesterday with boiler stories, it got so out of hand chat kept going on about it for 2 hours Phil can never be at peace xD

[@birdseed4515]

Its true

[@whiplash_warrior4119]

Hello fellow Unus Annus fan... Memento Mori...

[@amelie4803]

@@Nathi98 do you have a timestamp?🥺

[@e-tan3911]

@@Nathi98 i require information.

[@pineconesacramento8802]

Alternative title: Son rants about an animal while his Dad tries to work.

[@Spraypaintrot]

Sounds oddly like me

[@Z13680]

He then drags his little brother in the conversation.😂😂😂

[@nitishk7286]

I am having flashbacks of unus annus.

[@hallway_revenant7919]

No, it's part two to Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes

[@cinnamondreams]

Pretty much that or sand pt2

[@hannahbaldwin7248]

This reminds me of my biology teacher in high school. He absolutely hated penguins, and I'm not sure even he knew why. He used to tell us that he wanted to go to Antarctica just to punt a penguin.

[@elfinstudios_]

LMFAO WHAT???

[@clickpause8732]

"They look like they're judging me for something." It's canon, Wilbur is afraid of anteaters because he has sins that he wants to hide.

[@little_Crow]

I found a reason why wilbur should hate them even more. Apparently a man was killed by a large anteater in brazil

[@midnightwarrior6783]

@@little_Crow they can freaking maul you to death- OF COURSE HE SHOULD HATE THEM-

[@onelemon6072]

Maybe it's the fact that he blew an entire nation?... maybe just maybe

[@Me-pn4oh]

.

[@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646]

@@Me-pn4oh no u

[@elokin300]

“Wasps strike reasonable fear into people anteaters strike unreasonable fear into me” implies Wilbur is not human

[@elisabethsun7059]

Lol

[@tobyparker3230]

he isn't lmao

[@duck_of_judgement]

He is a Sandeater

[@n.9428]

@@duck_of_judgement :0

[@lavenderpaws4375]

He's sand Jesus remember?

[@isaiahdeluxe17]

Little did Wilbur know anteaters eat sand just like him.

[@somnium7875]

Wilbur was an anteater in another life

[@anitaremenarova6662]

I bet Wilbur would just say he can eat sand better than them

[@xvzwm]

awww that’s so cute

[@tince2987]

thats not where the comma is supposed to go

[@isaiahdeluxe17]

@@tince2987 Sorry Typo i'll change it

[@hutao7917]

“Here we go chat. Grab some snacks.” -an absolute legend

[@rxraltzna]

wilbur realised he wasn’t winning the argument so he dragged tommy in. perfect

[@lilacpen8678]

It doesn't help on the debate side, but it might make him exasperated enough to give up.

[@user-mi1zt8rj7e]

Lol

[@kennethbeck94]

He wasn't losing, everyone is just too ignorant to understand that anteaters are shit.

[@chickennyoom7342]

He dragged tommy innit

[@elijahps7552]

@@kennethbeck94 exactly

[@anthonyradford8605]

I love how Rocket League saw this video and went: “This is the content we want to sponsor.”

[@blulabymelody8665]

YES

[@Lynchmaster69]

you do realize they sponsored him before he made this right?

[@kevinarias6361]

They can pull out so they did review it

[@muichiroscat104]

@@kevinarias6361 that's what he said

[@echo4673]

Rocket league’s opinions on who they should sponsor is f***ed

[@lilyminer9164]

Is this just something Wilbur does with his time? He’s bored so he goes specifically to Phil’s stream and rants. This friendship is strange and wonderful.

[@Nathi98]

He did it as well with the fucking Samsung Smart Fridge, it was a trainwreck

[@greeensouls9]

yeah, but that was before the boiler explosion

[@Nathi98]

@@greeensouls9 Omg yeah he did it again! Chat kept the boiler thing going for 2 hours on end

[@winchesterchua3311]

@@Nathi98 What video was that? I wanna see it.

[@Nathi98]

@@winchesterchua3311 It happened on Phil's stream on Monday at around the hour mark, he was doing Hardcore (I don't wanna spoil what he was doing if you don't watch the streams or vods) He'll either make a video out of that as well like he did with the Sand eating or it's gonna be a segment in a future Hardcore S4 episode

[@echxingmelody]

To anyone wanting a cleaner version of Wilbur's reasons that Anteaters suck: 1. their fricking faces 2. they are long and look like they're walking backwards all the time 3. their tails are ridiculous 4. They inspire pity 5. when i see a dead one i smile 6. their tongues are long and sticky and so they must eat so much dirt its stupid as hell 7. they are the bane of ants 8. ants are good animals and anteaters are born to kill 9. instectivore? more like insecti bore me to fricking sleep 10. i want nothing to do with them 11. if an anteater moved in next door to me i'd skip town and also burn down the house the anteater lived in 12. they are idiots 13. they walk like they're going somewhere important all the time 14. they are scary 15. they SUCK they SUCK as animals. servals are second 16. they have never experienced love 17. they actively agree with everything everyone else disagrees with 18. whenever i look at them im never sure which way they are walking and it upsets me 19. their tails are as big as them. what the heck? 20. they have long creepy nails that dig 21. their babies are pink and wrong 22. they are not important to the world 23. we would not miss them 24. they would not miss themselves 25. i once saw an anteater and it offended me so much i cried 26. they have a coloration that reminds me of muddy penguins 28. they are barely fluffy, a quality that could redeem them 29. THEY S UCK 30. ant eaters are ugly and bad 31. they hate everyone 32. idiots

[@Liquid_Galaxy]

Two children being unreasonable while their dad tries to explain why they are being crazy

[@ohayohikari6222]

Exactly

[@ravnitesanchez6183]

the funniest part is, Wilbur is a fucking adult

[@Lussra]

I totally agree with them though.

[@xxyutchigachaxx9695]

That's it

[@zaraahballard1971]

1,800th like, but so true!

[@shelbyteague7928]

Phil: **making money** His son: "Here are 32 reasons why anteaters deserve to perish" Edit: sons

[@solacesal]

*just imagine your working and your kids passionately tell you about their murderous desires toward a passive animal*

[@justshy2482]

@@solacesal then i would know i succeed at parenting

[@batzdoartz]

😂

[@artlover9261]

Philza: are ya winning sons? Tommy and Wilbur: 32 reasons why we should destroy anteaters

[@solacesal]

@@artlover9261 funnier than my comment 😔 People should like this instead 💃🏾

[@doubleslashkarma]

"They told me they hate you Phil" Wilbur Wilbur what Wilbur are you ok

[@violalto]

Aside from the fact that Wilbur and Tommy are the embodiment of chaos, Phil is really good at rocket league

[@nqvemberrain]

alternate title: phil listens to his kids yell about anteaters for 17 minutes

[@crownpenguin9180]

And one of his kids eating sand

[@dawniyye]

Techno be sleeping tho-

[@just_a_simp3991]

*Phil listens to 2 of his kids yell about anteaters for 17 minutes and 53 seconds while the third kid is having a mental breakdown in the corner

[@trustytris4303]

18 minutes isn't it

[@just_a_simp3991]

@@trustytris4303 no, 17 minutes and 53 seconds, that’s not 18

[@gabbydejesus5578]

“Mother fucker you came out pink” made me start photosynthesizing 4:33

[@waveii8615]

same I’m turning green 😂

[@NobinTheAI]

E

[@biasmushroom6311]

If you want to make a cult: Step 1, find Wilbursoot. Step 2 give him a hill. Step three. Watch

[@ravnitesanchez6183]

pls may i inform you about the cult i am starting

[@ravnitesanchez6183]

and since it’s a cult i don’t wait for answers

[@ravnitesanchez6183]

hope you would like to join (sadly i could not include a picture of Kcarl)

[@dragonsaway9710]

I've already done it

[@dragonsaway9710]

Would you like to join my kelp cult.

[@myawelch6133]

Hearing Phil say “He wants a cuddle!” literally made my day, and the day has only been going on for 17 minutes.

[@julioghoulio]

Alternate title: *Phil wondering what went wrong while raising his kids for 17 minutes straight*

[@foquitajeej2399]

Kid*

[@geekia7622]

@@foquitajeej2399 tommy is his youngest son

[@smooshed_in]

Wilbur got possesed by his wife

[@arianvixal7143]

@@smooshed_in w h a

[@arianvixal7143]

Have you met Chirp

[@gear5hotdogs]

wilbur is definitely, an *interesting* character

[@mollyollie_]

A very interesting character

[@joshuaxd65]

lol

[@scrablse2613]

Indeed *Edit: I haven't seen an Anteater for so long so i searched it up and now i regret everything, i can see why he hates them so much WHY DOES THEIR HEAD LOOK LIKE THAT. Looks like a fucking thin traffic cone, how does the brain fit in there? Do they even have brains-? Or is it located somewhere in their giant ass body? I have so many questions.*

[@blazegaming7738]

agreed

[@blazegaming7738]

A sociopath that blew up his country , his hate for anteaters ,bullys a child in a block game , shouts while being next door to a office of working people. Likes eating sand for content.Yup definitely an *Interesting* character

[@leonihunt7131]

This has the same energy as when Phil joined Tommy's stream to rant about Gordon Ramsey's grilled cheese sandwiches

[@moldysangwhich]

Bro do you know what stream that was? 👀

[@leonihunt7131]

@@moldysangwhich it was during the exile arc I'm not entirely sure which one tho

[@moldysangwhich]

@@leonihunt7131 Ah, thank you anyways!

[@ghostlynobody]

its either during or after his raccoon arc

[@emilyesnyman]

Is it on youtube? Can someone share the link?

[@topdonut3845]

my favorite part about this is how Wil hangs up on Phil like, "I'm right, you're wrong, I'm taking Tommy and we are leaving" and then he's just GONE KEWK

[@typicalfella]

"when you were born i can promise that you were pink" So that means that Technoblade was way more pink thank that?

[@justalie3140]

Dunno maybe he was Red

[@prettypancake7051]

@Just_Lie and then they both gradually paled (one more than the other i think)

[@envoxity9544]

@@prettypancake7051 ye def

[@ojie285]

What about Tommy lmao

[@wishingstar5113]

And tommy was rainbow

[@fuimbi]

The most underrated quote is actually: Do wasps count as an animal or do we just call them a fcking insect?

[@haziagat]

Wasps are assholes, not animals

[@ItzNovayt]

@@haziagat true

[@tekikato]

Tommy: How long is four inches? Wilbur: Four inches, that, that is a little bit shorter than 5 inches Tommy: Well that narrows it down

[@spirituallydead2671]

1k like and no comments? *Not anymore*

[@snailinashell]

1.1K likes and 1 comment? *Not any more*

[@heartachoo6421]

1.2k likes and 2 comments? *Well not anymore*

[@AreHorsesReal]

chains are bad

[@snailinashell]

@k why?

[@-mushroom-club-8160]

Okay but. PHILS VOICE IS SO CALMING DURING THE SPONSER LIKE BRO. PUTTING ME TO SLEEP. GOOD DADZA

[@obsessivefanboy]

Even when he's not playing Minecraft, Wilbur can easily start a cult over anything.

[@kinnelyuwu5771]

Its all the charisma

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

How does he do it tho. Literally everytime, he managed to start a cult.

[@Lftarded]

@@unfunnykhoi5913 well, there'll be a random time in school or in a bathroom that somehow goes like "what if people are made out of /something/? Do we worship them/it?"

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

Tommyinnit reference! Nice!

[@trenth4287]

TNT? Boom

[@savitasweet5064]

"Insectivore? More like insecti bore me to f**king sleep" I CANT WITH WILBER I ACTUALLY CANT

[@elisabethsun7059]

Lol

[@noraht6163]

Hahaha I love Wilbur hahaha

[@alaritheaurora5971]

Wilbur is a revolutionary human being, we need to study his ways to find out how to live properly So far we have 1 chew on sand 2 hate anteaters 3 breed with salmon 4 make cults 5 play guitar in the bathtub at 2am 6 have a sexual interest in hot pockets 7 hate armour Anything else?

[@myleehands1775]

Fuck salmon

[@lemoncoffee9547]

Make cults

[@enderkai618]

play guitar in the bathtub at 2am

[@TheBerylfly]

Weirdly sexual interest in hot pockets

[@playswith_squirrels]

don't forget that you need to HATE armour

[@sunsetoverthebeach]

These are my favorite type of Wilbur videos: him rambling about random things but makes it interesting and funny

[@X-SPONGED]

Wilbur : "if I came to you one day and said "Phil, each day I eat my bodyweight in ants" you would put me in an institution, why do we let anteaters get away with it" Phil : "BECAUSE-" His Flock of Crows: "no, no, he's got a point"

[@Lily_0999]

the flock: no no dadza he has a point we shall now attack the anteaters

[@mehzuki]

I agree with this

[@Mr.ButtersworthIII]

Wilbur: Hates anteaters because they eat ants. Also Wilbur: Eats sand

[@malachipg7576]

Wilbur isn’t called a sandeater. Only scum is named after what it eats. stupid looking ant eaters

[@mahhairbegreasy9222]

Alternative title: Man gets confused by his jealous anteater-hating son for 17 minutes and 53 seconds straight

[@reixie]

its more like half an hour or so lmaooo

[@mahhairbegreasy9222]

@@reixie yeah but just for the title of this video

[@ghostlybumblebees5911]

and son brings younger brother in to agree with him

[@memoxxi]

Sons lol

[@B---tw3kh]

Rewatching this, I forgot how good Wilbur is at absurdist humour. Man does a 15+ minute bit about wanting to burn anteaters. He could easily do a full stand-up special if he put his mind to it

[@Jack-zz7bc]

Don't you just HATE the baby anteater!? Techno: one question, are his parents alive?

[@lemon_kid4527]

If the parents are alive kill them then the baby anteater will be an orphan Oh also Minecraft should add anteaters so Wilbur can kill them :)

[@wolfiedrawsstuff8715]

@@lemon_kid4527 yes wilbur would like that

[@Miehy]

That went from a 0 to a 100 rq...

[@bigman7271]

Wait am I stupid or was techno in the video?????

[@terribleeyesshining]

@@bigman7271 I think it’s a hypothetical situation like what would happen if Wilbur asked Techno about anteaters

[@beeman8845]

Tommy: This baby anteater is a monster. He burned our houses and poisoned the water supply. Philza: Really? Wilbur: No. But are we going to wait until it does?!

[@TheodosiaSoot]

I did a speech in class a few weeks ago and did my speech on how much I hate anteaters- I even mentioned Wilbur- 😭💀💀

[@flarie7853]

@@TheodosiaSoot BRO WHAT. Did the teacher take that as a credible source😭💀

[@Aspenator-lowkey]

​@@TheodosiaSootI NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS PRRSENTATION WENT, PLEASE?????

[@clubpankake]

@@TheodosiaSootTELL US HOW IT WENT

[@Pǒľygønš-ħ]

@@TheodosiaSootWHAT DID THE TEACHER SAY!?

[@ewe8929]

Whenever Wilbur is sad, just say "the anteater population is decreasing"

[@jorgyt754]

I love that whenever Will goes on one of Phil's streams, his IQ drops by like 90%

[@michealmalloy1934]

He’s so smart it pushes the dial back around to stupid.

[@Not.Squirrel]

Ik it’s amazing

[@melanietornroth2829]

Y yep.

[@cinnamondreams]

So wilbur eats sand, calls Phil daddy when drunk and really hates anteaters... What an interesting person

[@Nn-me2nn]

Wilbur is genuinely one of the more interesting people out there.

[@A_FatPenguin]

... And he can't taste things properly, apparently can drive a plane and snuck out into the Netherlands when he was 16 or something

[@tanvithakur2845]

@@A_FatPenguin when did he say he can drive a plane and when did he say he snuck into the Netherlands?

[@-ari-arts-4300]

@@A_FatPenguin please I need answers. i need to see this.

[@LiLemonDrop]

When did he call Phil daddy? 😂

[@carbcaek]

Yeah anteaters and all of that but CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW PHIL WAS AIR-DRIBBLINNG LIKE A CHAMP?

[@Arnoldismouldy]

he is so good at rocket league ...I've been playing for like 4 months and holy shet ph1l has some serious skills

[@Maxx_-mb9us]

@@Arnoldismouldy what rank are you?

[@mohithmnair3447]

Phil argueing with Tommy and Wilbur Random donator : "I have a long tongue"

[@ilovebatman5892]

That “random donator” was Phil’s wife

[@sovietowl]

@@ilovebatman5892 😳

[@Desiree-9]

That's Phil's wife hahaha

[@PalWasHere]

timestamp?

[@PalWasHere]

I found it 15:22

[@BrainyAshes]

As a new player to Rocket League, I am intrigued both by the gameplay I’m learning from and Wilbur’s pure fiery hatred for anteaters

[@gardengrass5660]

Alternative Title: Dadza questions his parenting techniques

[@dolly1338]

Lmfao 🤣🤪🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@WhySoWise]

666th like

[@gardengrass5660]

@@WhySoWise POG

[@nya4220]

Again

[@tatianam1354]

"they SUCK they SUCK as animals. servals are second" WHAT DID SERVALS EVER DO TO YOU

[@cortneylane200]

What's a serval?

[@tatianam1354]

@@cortneylane200 a really cute type of cat. look it up

[@cortneylane200]

@@tatianam1354 okay thank you

[@realjooj1296]

oh he do be a psychopath

[@socktheratking]

Is there a time stamp?

[@epicgamer1205]

"The babies are pink and wrong" *technoblade would like to know your location*

[@imperial2252]

technoblade is pink and right.

[@PS-vr1uv]

@@imperial2252 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@imperial2252]

@@PS-vr1uv YES

[@Messypaints28]

@@PS-vr1uv yEa

[@sirgamesalot9486]

Little did Phil know that anteaters are actually hyper aggressive due to their poor eyesight with claws that can break through concrete and have the ability to sever arteries which makes their main predator scared of them (jaguars).

[@lazydaizy562]

“No reason Phil. No reason at all” *continued to list like 38 reasons*

[@bruhong9733]

Anteaters: join minecraft Wilbur: Peace was never an option.

[@adragonprobably1652]

Imagine him joining a server of Philzas but Philza used a mod that adds anteaters and edible sand

[@JustMauve]

"I was just sitting there eating a bowl of stale cheese" So are we just going to disregard that?🤣🤣🤣

[@Nico-Di-Angelo-price-of-death]

That person at the beginning that said "Here we go again chat grab your snacks" is so real

[@professormagma4287]

Phil makes me realize how important and skillful the “straight man” in comedy is. Like holy fuck Phil someone magically amplifies all the funnies

[@shinypikagaming]

Maybe that’s why Phil and Techno are my favorites, they’re always the straight men among their wackier streamer compatriots...

[@Cotton_Cloud4792]

Straight people are the people who cant love why did you comment such a dumb thing-? The likes are from straight people only

[@taint2684]

@@Cotton_Cloud4792 what do u think the straight man in comedy is?

[@krisdoesart9643]

@@Cotton_Cloud4792 "straight people are people who can't love" I'm crying dude what

[@shainaashley1028]

New title: 26 year old tells a 32 year old about how much he hates anteaters and then brings a 16 year old into it

[@Garreeeee]

I thought Wil is 24?

[@tobee6751]

@@Garreeeee Yes, he is

[@saeleroo]

Wilbur’s 24

[@bingusthegreat9733]

He’s only 26 in your new boyfriend

[@dos_tres]

u cant even get the ages right lmao 😭😭😭

[@brouhahahahaha]

This has the same energy as the sand incident...

[@BananasSuck]

Yeah actually

[@Skwuushi]

True

[@PuddinCat]

I hope we get more crazy wilbur shenanigans like this again....

[@shanfartpoop]

what is the sand incident??? 💀💀

[@adragonprobably1652]

@@shanfartpoop ohhhhh poor, innocent soul. Search it up, it’s pretty hilarious

[@lcstars16]

wilbur: hates anteaters because they eat dirt also wilbur: obsesses over eating sand

[@briannale6522]

Plot twist: Wilbur actually hates anteaters because there’s an anteater named Jared and Sally dumped Wilbur for him.

[@maydayduckie1264]

Yes

[@wylhemina]

Yes

[@lolball1716]

Yes

[@Chloe-wu9yu]

Yes

[@leticiarodrigues2744]

Yes

[@Hutch2Much]

this is almost 18 minutes long only Wilbur could carry on a conversation like this for that long

[@frock3229]

you can’t talk about something you’re passionate for for at least 6 hours?

[@silverpool7164]

...my little sister ranted to me for thirty minutes the other day about eating acrylic paint. I’m considering setting up a play date.

[@AliceTheWoofingCat]

Just don’t get him started on sand, my goodness

[@MAZeanox]

my mom: rookie numbers

[@soffie9026]

Teachers: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

[@CB-qk8zi]

I lost my shit when Tommy said "tell me you wouldn't give that thing a kick"