Best Friend Accidentally Gives You A Love Potion [M4A] [kissing] [deep UK voice] [idiots to lovers]

[@PhasmidASMR]

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[@ara-hydrangea]

"was it not milk?" "it's a love potion" "it's a love potion?" *in bed* "yeah it's- AAAAA"

[@cameron666]

YES THAT AUDIO IS SO FUNNY😭

[@neverg0nnag1vey0uup]

ALSO IDOOTS TO LOVERS

[@Bao30055]

i cant fucking find it

[@neverg0nnag1vey0uup]

@@Bao30055 it's not in this one it's a meme

[@Bao30055]

@@neverg0nnag1vey0uup i know,i cant find it on the internet

[@DragonFury4250]

Love potion headcannon: The love potion was invented to help lovers try to rekindle the flames of love that started to die out over time, but they aren't willing to separate. Meant for older couples who want to stay in love. But because of it's inevitable negative uses. It could also be used to make sure that an arranged marriage never ends up loveless. Just so that any psychological tragedy can be prevented and there is no resentment toward the chosen partner. An heir would be guaranteed that way. That and the love potion can be used to ensure that you get whoever you want to marry you. Regardless of if they bear hatred or disdain toward you. For these reasons it's a product that happens to be quite popular among the nobility within the black market auction houses.

[@skylergainous5471]

Damn. It's pretty cool you noticed all of that! I just thought love potions were the key ingredient to a face-palm worthy romcom. Never looked that deep into it before

[@Pussee]

Broski said “here’s some lore”

[@rubberduckinaswimmingpoolw5653]

dang you got me invested in this love potion backstory

[@boohoo8001]

Please write a book.

[@into_the_wild4283]

LOVE IT!

[@arelethithrinel]

Hahahaha this script is awesome, love “Idiots to lovers” as a concept 😂

[@LoneLorraineJaramo]

😂😂😂

[@neverg0nnag1vey0uup]

THATS WHY I CLICKED HONESTLY

[@WIS_SIM]

Lia is a legend truly 👌

[@veronikanovastar]

"It's smells fruity." Yep that's me

[@Ž3114-x3h]

Yep same

[@arinaship2170]

You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation (sorry, I couldn't help it😂)

[@yamdy5473]

HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY😭😭

[@T1mburtonfan]

Fruit bowl. Just like Will Byers

[@Axl00000_]

Me too lol

[@lia.me.alone.]

i’m so glad y’all liked this one!! i had so so so much fun writing it and the fact that people are loving it feels so so so good. i love writing idiots to lovers so hopefully more to come soon 🫶

[@lia.me.alone.]

if you listen really carefully you can smell some foreshadowing in there hehehe

[@grey_roses]

It's adorable & Phas-perfect! Super happy to hear about an oncoming sequel... 🖤 The Sharpie huffing reference in the middle of a potion brewing, lol. Love the mix with the mundane.

[@cinnerman]

Yes please! More idiots to lovers!

[@FrenkTheJoy]

It was a super cute script!

[@lunie4176]

I have to say, this was *chefs kiss* 👌

[@thesleepybus4886]

“Don’t huff it like a sharpie.” Killed me-

[@AmberTaylor-ej3bx]

"Its your fault for asking for a fancy thing" *A GLASS OF MILK!?*

[@hurtigschmurtig]

a-a-a bro asked for strawberry milk (very fancy especially in the potion maker relms)

[@sleepisfortheweak1387]

Don’t huff it like a sharpie 😭

[@natttttttt69]

I had to pause after that because I'm laughing to hard omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lia.me.alone.]

writing this line had me LOSING MY WHOLE MIND ON THE BUS like i wrote it and was D Y I N G

[@introvert_ihatepeople]

Don't lie. You know we've all sniffed sharpie like that

[@lia.me.alone.]

@@introvert_ihatepeoplethat’s why he said “don’t huff it like a sharpie” implying that we all huff sharpies like the degenerates we are

[@lunie4176]

He knows of our secrets. *SCATTER!* _flees_

[@maniacb9171]

4:12 THE SUBTITLES "quite british sniff" LMAOOO

[@m.a.w.]

Dude says to “whaf” the potion but precedes to sniff like a hound dog. LOL i love it

[@Ambervas]

"i trust him as far as I can throw him, which isn't far" I immediately thought of Shadowheart talking about Balthazar lmao

[@Lina18027]

Me tooo!! 😂😂😂

[@Grimmfullish]

Him: "smells fruity" Me: "Yeah like me" Him: "why dont you just sit down well i figure this out" Me: "can i still have my strawberry milk?"

[@SABIHOE]

Lmao me fr

[@jawbreakercherri4696]

I love this so much. Its super cute. The little gasp just before the first kiss. The fact he’s so concerned about our consent. The fact it is tagged as idiots to lovers. Thank you for this gift.

[@gingerneutral_audios]

the subtitles are really accurate and good, plus the added bonus of gems like "[quiet british sniff]"

[@mckbluff]

I love my two idiots to lovers

[@stinkstinkbombs]

My fav trope 😻

[@dreamofthesea8659]

[Idiots to Lovers] is my new favorite thing

[@StrawberryxObsession]

Him: "you don't need to huff it like a sharpie Me: "Don't you dare bring my sharpies into dis" 💀✨

[@bee-sleep4]

Lol😂

[@sarmisthasafui2614]

The only sharpies I have are dry ones 💀

[@loligarcis1249]

"Do you want something to drinks?" *says randomly* Me:strawberry milk "Strawberry milk? " Me:WHAT THE- (Y'ALL TYSM FOR THE 44 LIKES :D)

[@Mx_D1zzy]

10:00 if we go by Minecraft logic, we could just drink the milk and get rid of the potion

[@kdrake1560]

he just called me fruity. He’s right of course, but still

[@Always.bakedd69]

My own mother thought I was a monster.. she was right ofc, but it still hurt

[@nicomari9925]

@@Always.bakedd69 Loving the Avatar ref

[@Camsxx]

@@Always.bakedd69 Not the Avatar reference-

[@ryanonarampage5568]

“You'll, probably be fine-“ Me: PROBABLY-? “just gotta- whip up an antidote” Me: ur telling me….YOU DIDN'T MAKE ONE?! FU-

[@Dioxazine_Stars]

3:49 I had just washed my hands with grapefruit-scented soap so I answered grapefruit in my mind. That scared the heck out of me when I heard it.

[@-._youknow_.-]

Bro same-

[@EllaStorvik]

The way my brain went: "BUBBLES!!!!" By the sounds in the backround😭😭😭

[@blueshepard7]

OMG SAAAAAME 😂😂😂😂❤

[@jessicadavis4541]

Love it! Also as a scientist I appreciate the detail to safety and the correct way to smell chemicals 🙌 we waft people!

[@firestormthelovewing2114]

12:47 i love the small details during the effects like you can hear this almost breathing

[@deinodinosuchus]

this one made me tear up 😭 this is SO PRECIOUS

[@itiskat2.0]

Phas : you might feel a bit itchy or hot.. Me : *starts itching intensely for no reason*

[@Zipperthewhipper]

him:smells kinda fruity me a homosexual:You don't have to call me out like that-

[@blueshepard7]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA you will d1e if you ever come to PR. There's an actual icecream or cornflakes called "Tutti-Fruity" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dontlookatme1872]

IDIOTS TO LOVERS LMAOOO

[@grey_roses]

On top of the great writing, exceptional romantic trope, immersive background soundscape & of course the charming performance...there was a bit of Phas humming! It's like the final anticlockwise stir on a perfect potion. 🖤

[@lia.me.alone.]

i’m so glad you liked the writing i literally spent AGES trying to perfect it

[@Aurora22061]

"consent is the most important thing" Uff that.. Got a little effect on me.. Wow (consent is the hottest thing ever)

[@rachelsimon1475]

Your voice is so comforting 🫂

[@kyliegonzalez8289]

Replace "love potion" with "cocktail" or "alcohol" and this could be an actual conversation... Oh yeah, Jambo needs to be beat up.

[@fluffspecialist_]

the way i had to do a double take when he said mistletoe berries bc they're pOISONOUS-

[@Abs0408]

LMAO EXACTLY I WAS LIKE “EXCUSE ME SIR WHAT-“

[@SOMSHAII]

Me: sir what did you say and what are you trying to do?

[@andreah9587]

SAME, and there wasn’t even anything in the potion to counteract the poison!!! Like wtf kind of love potion is that??? Are you trying to kill people??? Maybe it’s just enough poison to cause delirium but not enough to cause death? Idfk man

[@theartistinthebasement6647]

Why was the voice i expected "Oy crikey mate, gimme back my bottle o'love potion innit"

[@yanny4732]

Why does this only have a hundred thousand viewers? Bro the quality and the plot- 😭💘

[@_yokol]

"idiots for lovers" I'm here for this

[@Akai-Mori]

Why do I feel like we're gonna beat up Jambo but also slide him a twenty because we did finally get into a relationship with our best friend?

[@SlyviaElanor]

I'm glad you didn't just like cut off the video when things get spicy. And actually completed the whole story.

[@bri_wolf.]

"Dont huff it like a sharpie" i had to stop the video because i was laughing to hard at it

[@multifandomCass]

Thus is so good Lia did such a good job honestly

[@lia.me.alone.]

CASS WHERE’D YOU COME FROM

[@multifandomCass]

@@lia.me.alone. I'm subscribed to him of course

[@LooseeElle]

Oh my god his accent is sending me to heaven 🤭

[@Hi_ItsPat183]

The quite british sniff in the transcript 💀

[@marzettik]

Idiots to lovers! Best tag line ever. 😂

[@naelan9]

"what does it smell like for you?" Bacon... Why is bacon the first thing that came to my mind?... 😂 "Oh, boy" => definition of the friendship between two idiots 😂 I loved it! Thank you for your work ❤

[@VeruNepka]

bruuh idiots to lovers is officially the best trope name 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lemongrass245]

pls I got so invested so quickly-

[@anndras.5572]

The only thing my neurodivergent ass could think of when he asked which glass the listener grabbed was "We wouldn't have this problem if we smelled things before we drank them, now would we?" Because of course if there's options, then you shouldn't drink something that doesn't smell like milk. Why am I like this?

[@Whispchip]

The “idiots to lovers”😭🤚❤️

[@MikaylaLoar]

"And once that's done I'm going to punch Jambo in his stupid face. Maybe worse" I freaking love this line😂

[@Solby101]

8:53 ✨POTION TIME✨

[@shinosu..denkipovs3148]

Your my savior I owe you my life

[@ferntheinkling]

Ah man you had me giggling and blushing with this one.

[@nataliaramirez9173]

ya que no soy muy buena con el ingles casi nunca escucho roleplays en ingles pero tu voz e historia me cautivaron, parece que tendre que aplicarme un poco mas en aprender correctamente el ingles, me encanto tu video nwn-

[@lia.me.alone.]

AHHH MUCHAS GRACIAS qué dulce 😭😭😭

[@MaceLight]

Nothing quite like messing around and finding out. "Whats the worst that could happen" in motion

[@MegaPrincessviolet]

Your voice is always so comforting. Thank u 😊

[@C0M3T_3RD]

I've been here for 4 minutes and I already love you just based on the CC, (and the voice of course, love it) Edit: Im gonna fall asleep bro THE VOICEE and its so aesthetically pleasing???

[@MsMouseguts]

You are absolutely delightful when you’re flustered

[@periodically_annoying]

I just used my strawberry milkshake shampoo today, wtf- who made the script? Who's been sniffing me trough the screen?!

[@lia.me.alone.]

PFFT LISTEN I JUST DO WHAT THE WRITER GOBLIN IN MY BRAIN TELLS ME TO DO

[@Rabipatel1]

@@lia.me.alone. omggggg the actual writer.... so where is this goblin forest where you live with all the writers and artists of the multiverse

[@Rabipatel1]

Pls do tell

[@TherianStargazer]

*idiots to lovers* me: that’s the one that’s the one

[@ashgerth4360]

THIS WAS SO WHOLESOMEEEEE IM IN LIVE WITH THIS MAANNNNNN

[@TheTantabus.]

Gosh, I sure hope /we/ weren’t the intended recipient of the love potion for Jambo, the alchemist would probably have an awful lot to say to him if he discovered that.

[@Kai-dw6ph]

Love your voice sm and I would totally ask for a potion before being upfront lol

[@maciebecker6452]

I love how the love potion and how it’s described here is the exact same as amortentia in Harry Potter. Nice reference

[@blumei_i]

The butterflys i felt on my stomach...god🦋 this one was nicee

[@SnowLily123]

I’d be the idiot that drinks a potion because it smells good.

[@Mybonesache]

YIPPEE FINALLY EARLY!! I ALREADY KNOW THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD

[@gremblygunk7933]

"i don't trust him as far as I can throw him, and that isn't very-" DID YOU JUST CALL HIM FAT😭

[@lostbraincell4354]

No just calling himself weak hopefully 💀

[@vis-studio3626]

Him: it needs to sit exactly four minutes and twenty-three seconds- Me: w a i t what? My birthday is 4/23 lol I found that quite funny

[@blueshepard7]

AWWWWWWW 😂❤ so lucky!!!

[@KC.LOVES.LAUFEY]

I didn't even notice that and it's my birthday too

[@sophiecaro8264]

Am i the only one that saw the "idiots to lovers" and laught about it😂

[@katie_ig3969]

"it smells fruity" it's because I'm gay isn't it.

[@blueshepard7]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA MY STOMACH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LittleBiscuitMaker]

I'm a huge lover of Fantasy, Role Playing video games and films etc so finding this was Amazing! A sexy Apothecary/Potion Maker with the oof most dreamiest deep voice I have ever heard! I found myself trying to respond to you I my head and imagine I was there peeking over your shoulder at the potion 😃 This was really lovely to hear, thank you for the great writing and even more for the incredible narration (If your ever looking for a softly spoken female UK voice 😊) Have a Wonderful Christmas!

[@LittleBiscuitMaker]

In my head* See still tooo caught up in the story to think straight! 🤣

[@SnowLily123]

I drink a love potion on accident and get to punch someone in the face as a result? Sweet deal. 😂

[@skullchimes]

sheesh I'm gulping it down in one go

[@meiramalt]

this vid made a sludge out of me. i'm a pile now. a cuddle pile. so cute GODS

[@jf2801]

Ah, yes. Pure water to avoid a dangerous potion. Who wants to tell him that mistletoe is poisonous? 😂

[@fancycakedragon8228]

Why was this so *cute!*?

[@olliedoesthethings]

I absolutely adore this trope

[@Snowdrop150]

Idiots to lovers I'm sobbing

[@softstrawberrymochi610]

“Don’t huff it like a sharpie” HEEELPPPP

[@olis-S]

The kissing caught me off guard

[@adeliiiiine]

idiots to lovers >>> any other thrope

[@snwbby197]

I absolutely love this audio Phas!! You did a phenomenal job as always! 🥰🥰

[@inlovewithyourbackdoor]

This is literally so cute

[@JenderQueer]

Part 2: idiots to lovers beat the snot out of jambo

[@Momicoza]

Yes.

[@QuaestorValdemar]

4:15 Lmao [quiet British sniff] Do the British sniff different or something?

[@lia.me.alone.]

i like that he included the cue i wrote in the script in the ccs bc that one was in there for me to laugh at

[@ThatManicStar_]

We do actually-

[@OctaviaDearmont]

Aww this was so cute and wholesome and funny can we get a part 2 please

[@obvipeyt]

im crazy, this is so good 😭

[@no_8789]

bro it freaked me out when you said it smelled like strawberry banana smoothie cause it’s my fave drink 💀💀💀💀

[@Val3ria_34]

4:14 FRUITY IM EORRY HELPPPPPP LMAOAOAOAOAAO

[@Ekaitzaa]

Makes me think of that audio, "Was that not soup?"

[@Girlygirl_Lachelle]

New here but so far I like this. Lovely voice.

[@Katie-hh9qm]

OMG THE ✨A C C E N T ✨I’m so HaPpY

[@xXxSeungminSimperxXx]

Bro has got that actual british voice that ive been looking for ( Im also british!!!!! 🎉🎉 ) 😊😊

[@kristinaignatiou4087]

Mee too❤❤

[@heyhelloitsmilo]

"Smells kinda... fruity." like me?

[@demonicangel754]

not really looking for this kind of audio drama, but i can use your accent as ielts listening practice, lol. thanks for this.

[@m.dn.ghtshad0w]

I literally just asked my friend if you could snort sharpies…they’re now concerned about me

[@BardPie]

THE TRANSCRIPT 😭😭 “quiet British sniff”

[@adinaroseline4891]

This one was super cute ❤ it's funny because I would have said Cedar and Palo Santo but Grapefruit is also good.

[@ultracapacity7531]

LOVE POTION NUMBER 9~! 💗