Kissing Your Crush At The Christmas Party [M4A boyfriend ASMR] [deep british voice]

[@lunie4176]

"No, my lung's not collapsing, Dan. That's just you mate." Why the hell was that so funny? 😭😭

[@addinoir]

“No, Dan my lungs not collapsing, that’s just you mate-“ I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING 😭

[@pjskstan]

him: fucking dying me: has to stop myself from pissing from laughter him: "NO, DAN, my lungs not collapsing, thats just you" me: fucking dies from laughing

[@knittyoddica]

Can we get Dan ASMR featuring the exasperated nurse who keeps on seeing him in the emergency room 😂 😅

[@ALM-je2gv]

That would be so fun

[@silvwren_moonwalker]

I love it when the Speaker is this adorably awkward. I couldn't stop smiling 🥰🥰🥰 Also, we finally meet Dan! Glad his lung is doing better 😂

[@ElectrovioletVA]

Finally, someone has at least "an eye out" for poor Dan 😂😭

[@mercifulhusky1517]

Your literally my favorite voice ASMR person on KZbin 😭😭 you got me into listening to voice rp ASMR stuff you give the characters so much life with just your voice I love it 🤭

[@ProColorgaurd]

No cause him and Desmond are amazing😭

[@deinodinosuchus]

20:40 DAMN YOU DAN AND YOUR COLLAPSED LUNG 😭 seriously the return of dan made me laugh my ass off, this one is so cute!!

[@mtrvlsfndms8826]

I don't wish ill upon anyone, but I appreciate the consistency with which Dan's lungs keep collapsing. I need that sort of dependability in my life.

[@jesserosario5997]

"No, not that. I mean, yes, sure..." 😂😂😂😂 I just found you about a week ago, and I absolutely love everything I've listened to so far. Your awkward sweethearts are my favorite.

[@IStoleTheChocolateMilk]

Screaming, giggling, kicking my feet like an idiot with that VOICE OF URS HELP ME 😭

[@wangii]

I LOVE WHEN THE SPEAKER IS NERVOUS AND SILLY 😭

[@WateverWatever04]

"Who has star anise and cloves just hanging around?" Yeah... who would do that 😳 _(aggressively hides those from my spice cabinet. grabs the cardamom omw out just to be safe)_

[@msmal1989]

You know, at the end where he says "We should...F***..." I couldn't help but think, well that escaladed quickly lol

[@kastellerose]

OKAY WAIT BUT WHY WAS THE "Merry Christmas" AT THE END SO CUTE?????? HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Another absolute masterpiece.

[@BluestormsSong]

I almost choked on my tea when you choked out that line about Dan's lung! Nice work, Phas, you made another ringer!

[@wangii]

NOT DAN ASKING IF YOUR LUNG IS COLLAPSING LMFAO

[@JuneLovell]

Finally someone who appreciates Lebkuchen. 😌 (excellent pronunciation by the way!)

[@Egan-pop]

I had to Google what they are 😅 But they look delicious. I hope to try one some day.

[@JuneLovell]

@@Egan-pop Oh, I hope you can try it. It’s an excellent winter holiday treat. I mean, at the end of the day, it’s basically gingerbread. What’s interesting is that different areas of Germany (or maybe even Europe in general, idk) have different preferences and recipe variations that they use, so even if you tried one kind, it’s worth it to try out the others, too. They can be wildly different. ☺️

[@Egan-pop]

@@JuneLovell 😋😋😋

[@HippyDigger]

I love this speaker, what a gorgeously hapless chap! The line to Dan at 20:50 took me out at the KNEES. Amazing work as always!

[@Bliss-vm4ke]

DAN MENTION 👑 also! absolutely love when you reference your other characters so casually, eg: Elisen- probs a side character from the elf ranger videos right? it feels like a cameo crossover haha

[@j1nn1e85]

Okay, I absolutely adore the way you say Lebkuchen, so cute 😌. I didn't even know people outside Germany knew them! Well maybe exept Switzerland and Austria. If you ever need help pronouncing some german words I got you, lol.❤

[@natalyadeneige6812]

man, I'm loving your channel, I saw all your videos in the space of 2 days, hahahaha, I always found ASMR channels very cringe and bordeline rapey, but yours are great, your scripts are so well done and follow such a fluid logic It's fun to follow, I love your series, oh, I also love it when you start citing scientific facts out of nowhere! I think it's funny, and I would also like to praise your work as an actor, your voice conveys so many emotions, I can easily imagine the scene in my head, that's it, merry christmas to you

[@SHa-in2ir]

Can’t put it into proper words how excited I got after seeing there’s a new Video! So I’m gonna enjoy the audio and have a great sleep afterwards just like always🥰☺️ THANK YOU!❤

[@LittleBiscuitMaker]

Finding this channel is the Best Christmas Present I could ask for! It's like you reached inside my mind and pulled out exactly what I always wanted. I adore listening to Fantasy Audiobooks and your voice is absolutely perfect for all of these situations that you create. The writing is the sweetest and tugs right at the heart strings, and it is SO easy to become lost in the story and see yourself standing there talking to you. Thank you so much for making so many amazing videos, I am really excited to go through each one and listen in detail. Your my RP Hero ❤️

[@SnowFox-gv2rn]

This was very sweet! Thanks for making this adorable audio, and happy holidays everyone 🥳

[@GitteSeitzberg]

Uh, Phasmid, I love this ❤❤❤So good 🥰🥰🥰 And merry Christmas to you

[@lydiaalways]

Jeez your voice is so relaxing, I feel like I'm in a dream 😣

[@Iliketodrawlol]

MERRY CHRISTMAS PHASMID!!!

[@JenderQueer]

Dan actually in a vid! It's like seeing a cryptid IRL! Thank goodness I still have this other ampoule for my camera...

[@oddsockedmatt]

LEBKUCHEN MENTIONED!! 🗣️🇩🇪

[@JuneLovell]

Oh boy, is this like on tiktok? I swear to god, germans are like fucking beetlejuice in the comment sections 😂

[@gingerdude]

You called us? 🇩🇪​@@JuneLovell

[@gingerdude]

RAAAAAAAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS SPEED LIMIT 🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@Sarah_9132]

Ok, THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE ONE THUS FAR 🎉🎉🎉

[@MackieLars]

the common thread to almost all these wonderful events is dan ang his wonderfully collapsing lungs

[@radiant.cowgirl]

phasmid dies on camera (mic?) challenge

[@four1640]

Has anybody noticed that he sounds really similar to Malcom Reed from startrek enterprise..... anywas great audio!

[@Egan-pop]

Love this 😂❤ Elisen is me honestly. I get to wear a costume? Sign me up 😂

[@karbuns]

Phas this is so cute

[@andrastetriformis6241]

Have a Merry Christmas Phas 🧑‍🎄🎄

[@leahpaz64895]

Merry Christmas 🎄

[@TheTantabus.]

“Let’s shut out that snow” *cricket noise cuts off*

[@JociePeters]

14:10 😊❤has a place in my heart

[@Fru1tyW31rd0]

No cus the Dan slander is real 😭 Bros lung is weaker than my self esteem

[@jayblade14]

Not Dan in the corner 😂

[@sopeachy2515]

Omg the lung guy 🤣

[@MoonyRoseLupin]

Argh my god British men’s voices xx

[@mlfandom1851]

~definitely do not have star anise and cloves constantly in my house~

[@iwantworlddomination6110]

This isn't as relevant, but thank you for the subtitles!

[@BB_bbbBb-b]

WOOOOOO

[@Kairilookalike32]

Are we gonna get a Dan audio cause hearing about him is like a bigfoot siting

[@treats4chewie704]

Watched this on pateron, watching it here Literally made me kick my feet, so cute

[@BAHAHAHAAAH]

Rip Dan 😭

[@NessaDoll90]

Mold wine just sounds nasty.

[@PhasmidASMR]

mulled, and it's delicious

[@NessaDoll90]

@@PhasmidASMR oh pardon me. My apologies.

[@bitchy_alt1947]

I wish you luck with the next holiday script, and happy holidays from your loving fan base. 😘❄️