Teasing Your Grumpy Coworker Until They Kiss You [M4A ASMR] [kissing] [deep british voice]

[@PhasmidASMR]

if you want to find out what happens next, then click here 👉🏻 www.patreon.com/posts/87082145 to support me on patreon and get access to the ending. it's mega spicy ✨

[@JenelleElizabeth-tt2wn]

I loved your vampire series! So HOT! I was wondering if you could consider making a Doctor Who voice asmr ,of the tenth doctor x female listner after a long day of traveling? Just wondering!

[@electroviolet]

Justice for Dan. Everybody knows him, none of them gives a flip about his poor lung 😂

[@sleepybabycrow]

Hes probably got the security feed and has more blackmail on all of the workers than the FBI do on most wanted criminals

[@poopydoopy5115]

Poor dan and his lung saga 💀

[@ARMaddY2026]

Ikr like what’s up with Dan

[@happychappy3461]

I love how almost everyone in the phasmid universe just knows dan 💀💀

[@PhasmidASMR]

he's holding it all together. he is the central piece that defines this universe. let's hope his lungs never stop collapsing.

[@milano.cookie]

⁠THERES LORE?!!!!

[@Pheebs3112]

​@AlexBlackburn-fg5ul THE LOOOOOOOOOREEEEEE

[@denacoles1576]

OMG! I love this one. I was laughing out loud, and my brother was looking at me like I'd lost my mind. ❤

[@ndginger518]

I want a Dan audio where he is simping for the nurse that sees him every time he comes in. "Hey there, again. Of course its not collapsing on purpose, but there are side benefits. Like seeing you."😏

[@Mochaa-]

This ☝️

[@alwayssleeping28]

Ahh that’d be so cute!

[@Sarah_9132]

That's actually a really cute idea

[@shindigsandari6544]

All I can think of is that one audio that goes: "You should be addicted to shutting up" "You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid" "And so what if I do?" *alarm blaring sounds*

[@scrappedroses]

‘Is there a single thought going on in your head?’ Nope! Empty as a tin can!😊

[@lunie4176]

Ah yes, the legend of Dan and The Lung™ 😂

[@Echofrost5]

Can we get Dan a personal care unit to watch over him 24/7 😭 home boy needs some help Also I was 100% grinning after each remark

[@sweetdreamssleepambience]

Literally been foaming at the mouth for this since I heard it! I LOVE this entire concept so much!

[@leoanfiloaf5437]

Lowkey being an annoying little shit is one of my skills as a coworker and a friend Especially when I enjoy someone

[@funglyofthemushrooms8299]

I was falling asleep to this, until I was interrupted by aggressive mouth sucking😂😂

[@Kitsu-Ray8d20xx]

Ya okay this by far my fav comment on this video 🤣🤣🤣 "aggressive mouth sucking" GOT ME DYING- 😂😂

[@adinaroseline4891]

Oh lord Phasmid, this one really made me want to be a sassy brat. The "Be quiet. Zip." I audibly said Bite me buddy. 😂 Anyways an amazing job as always, I also hope you are feeling much better.

[@s4shk0]

dude i think this one definitely changed something in my brain chemistry... i'll need a follow up for sure. impressive acting job as always

[@wangii]

Not Dan's lung again 😭

[@lonelinesssuitsme]

AAAYEEEEEE WE GOT A NEW VIDEOOOOO. 3:08 THE LAUGH 🥺 It's so cute, I wanna hear him laugh again. 4:00 "Why does everything make you laugh?" My humor is horribly broken :/ All you need to do is say it in a way that I consider funny and I'll laugh. 5:37 NOT DAN AND HIS BUSTED LUNG AGAIN 😂😂😂 he's a staple now 7:48 Do you plan on choking me, sir? 8:22 I- well.... okay 8:43 OOP- OH WE GOT MOVES 9:25 You'll what? Finish that sentence, coward. 9:54 "Fuck me" Time and place, babybear 10:21 MAKE ME 11:19 Watch me do just that :] AYEEE LET'S GET IIIIIT 12:38 I don't mind it that much It feels a little weird to say this, but I kinda missed your voice? Which shouldn't be posible, considering all your audios, but yeah, I missed it. You sound like you're getting out of a cold, so I hope the worst of it is over. 🥺

[@Fru1tyW31rd0]

This is an intervention, we're taking away your Dan privileges, that poor man has been through enough 😭 (But seriously, great work! Make sure to drink water and eat yummy food so you don't get sick!)

[@ko3967]

The sound of the kiss is like the sound of someone eating noodles but thank u

[@rainevelde6017]

Look I didn't hear it until I read this comment and now I can't unhear it. Noodle smooch indeed. 😂

[@gentrapp4177]

🤣🤣

[@arcturusbeaming]

Noodle muncher

[@y2mino]

does your voice gets better each audio or am i just melting away lol

[@deinodinosuchus]

i don’t think you’re the only one 🫠

[@TherapistNixx]

Poor Dan💀

[@deinodinosuchus]

i don’t know how to make this sound not weird… but do you have a cold or is your voice just extra deep for this audio? because either way it’s fantastic 🥰 very brain-scratchy. hence why i love your channel cuz the range is like no other. however if you do have a cold i hope you feel better!!

[@PhasmidASMR]

hahahaha, i did actually have a cold when i recorded this one, yeah 😅 but it worked in its favour i think! made the character sound extra grumpy

[@redbeanmoshi]

5:39 GODDAMNN WHAT DID DAN DO 💀💀 ITS BEEN SEVERAL TIMES YOU SLANDERED POOR DAN ABOUT HIS LUNGS COLLAPSING

[@ellexmina]

Teasing someone to the point of no return? Yes please 👀✨

[@Yourlocalhobbit]

I usualy like sitting in the sidelines just listening to the audios and liking the videos but this is the 4th or I think 5th audio where I heard about Dan's lungs collapsing and I just want to say to everyone wanting Dan to have a proper care unit, THE PHASMIVERSE REALLY ISNT COMPLETE WITHOUT DAN AND HIS LUNG. So much so that I think Phas should really trademark it. "Dan and his collapsing lung".

[@erinfager2072]

my boy Dan needs to find out whats wrong with his lung 💀💀💀

[@_korme]

Dan has lore behind him. His lung has its own villain arc.

[@annie.192]

That was awesome 👏🏻👏🏻keep going

[@ARMaddY2026]

What do you have against Dan, Phas?! 😂

[@cinnerman]

Another wonderful audio! I listened to the full audio on patreon. And SHEEEEEEESH 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@shinsynge]

i don’t know, if this video is first with a link to your website, but 15 quadrillion years is reeeeally impressive 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂 thanks for the video🤍

[@Sabrarosa]

Someone put poor Dan on the transplant list. 😂

[@carmela8994]

Wow Phas this audios is super intense especially not hear it when doing homework 📚 😅😅😅😅

[@O.Ivett.V.]

Him: why does everything make you laugh? Me: cuz my humor is broken-

[@Laverns.tavern]

I am just laid in bed like 😳 pahaha this made flippin blush, love it 🎉

[@amiroucheiddir4640]

This might be one of ur best Phas !! Omgg😮‍💨😮‍💨

[@twitchbreadvods]

That was some aggressive kissing right there

[@crystalbeetham-bs1tl]

This audio sounds great ❤❤❤

[@dkmonk_]

jenna once again with great taste

[@kalliedurley4525]

"Gosh, it's quiet." Me: YOU SAID THE Q WORD TAKE IT BACK

[@desertrose3511]

The heck were those kissing sounds at the end.. that was scary more than anything 😢

[@iminyourfloors]

OH??? THAT ENDING????

[@PhasmidASMR]

oh, that's not all. www.patreon.com/posts/teasing-your-co-87082145

[@Sillylittlemaggot515]

Too bad that I’m poor

[@velvetcub2257]

"Is there a single thought going on inside that head?" ........ no ❤️

[@kastellerose]

"Just do what I say, okay? Don't be a brat." Me: ✨Too bad that's my default settinggggggggggg~✨

[@aureliavida4854]

I saw this comment and just about died laughing from the relatability. 🤣 Like he said "brat" and I instantly went: "So turn it to 11? You got it my dude"👌

[@tomykomiyamoto8742]

Great performance, thank you!! ❤❤ Lol on this one. 😅 Will there be more of this story?

[@scheheherazadem.3802]

Mr KFC on the thumbnail is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@Apephis]

HAHAHAHA being a brat wins again! You see that??? This is your sign to be a brat! (For legal reasons, please do not cause mass mayhem - just some mayhem)

[@thepixieluv4]

That was some pent up tension in that kiss…. My gawd

[@jsjgieee]

What a scrooge! LOL I feel like there are so many asmr artists these days that largely rely on scripts/spicy content for views and neglect the biggest aspect which is the voice. Anyone can make asmr videos but few make good ones. Your voice in itself is like a weapon because it really feels like something you'd hear in a documentary (and i mean that in the nicest way possible bc documentaries can be boring lol) Oddly enough, you sound like one of those sardonic Travel channel voice over narrators lmao The grumpiness of this character fit suuuuuper well with your gritty voice. If felt so natural, as if this character belonged to your voice and not the other way around. It was cute and subtle how this grump was actually entertaining the listener's nonsense further into the audio haha. There's always one big grump in the office that reminds everyone of a bear and this guy is it, so imagining the delegated office bear talking about cpr and admitting he didnt know something was really hilarious. I like how it's not obvious that this guy has a soft spot for reader! He doesn't get cutsey and sweet all of a sudden- this is full of tension and you almost have to read between the lines. Great job!!

[@ry_d2287]

YESSS i love this kind of E2L

[@sammy_..]

justice for Dan 🙏

[@DarizDariz35]

I love the kissing scenes

[@yourcecilia_ss]

I believe in Dan's lungs supremacy. I feel bad.

[@perfectmomentsx3325]

I died in a good way ofc

[@ventilatedairconditioner4375]

lung reinflator LMFAOOOO

[@stuartpierce3691]

HIs grumpiness is so hilarious.

[@yunaff10]

LMAOO POOR DAN SOMEONE NEEDS TO HELP HIM 😭😭😭

[@rainlover1275]

Hell yeah

[@lunie4176]

Oh my 👀😳

[@bunnyddo601]

i cannt ,it really good ❤❤❤

[@avafreeman6214]

Every time I hear a deep British voice I start to turn red .///.

[@ghostfr0g]

Man, I wanna talk to Dan, feel back for the poor guy💀

[@BB_bbbBb-b]

WOOO!

[@Lady-Durza-Nightshade-Black]

Oh my gods, freaking DAN- I swear we need like two or three audios following the poor man XD Fuck yes, my ass being a brat comes in handy once again in guessing lines! o`.u.'o

[@Redneck_Adventures]

The kissing part ermmm OOP LIKE SIR ARE YOU SURE YOU AINT MARRIED TO US LIkE

[@ThatOneRandomNoun]

If only it was that easy

[@skeletonqueenie5269]

GOD DAMMIT IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING FKN DAN

[@skeletonqueenie5269]

*4 minutes later* :…I’m gonna have to pay for his patreon aren’t I 💀

[@karlavestergaard9002]

Noooo poor Dan😭

[@astro__istired9053]

I wanna lowkey meet Dan 🤣

[@Sarah_9132]

Well, that was aggressive 🤯

[@hyun3bun]

Guys I fell asleep and woke up to them making out 😦

[@koumori75]

As a brat myself really can't stop looping this...this is exactly what I need ❤ A deep voice brat tamer daddy who is fighting to lovely punish this lil brat HARDLY within every single word came out his mouth is my fuel to live now 🥵💗 Hope everything (like...your lungs??) working well for you!!

[@martham326]

I had the same question about CPR, CO2, O2, those things 😂

[@Mickliely]

Hey! New here, do you write your own scripts? They're all so nice, man

[@morgancasillas5811]

Nya!!! So amazingly awesome!!!! Hehe!!! X3 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Cyriaember658]

If thats the punishment, i will be more annoying next time daddy

[@randomhooman8402]

"When you get on my nerves" well- remind me to get on them again :>

[@yamas4799]

Poor Dan😂

[@ArceTheArtist]

I am so sorry, but the kissing is great but it reminds me of slurping sound when eat noodles

[@evegaming3370]

If someone gonna kisz me like that, im going to die instantly. but I'll die happy, I'll be going straight to heaven 🤣

[@sa6130]

He drinks me :)

[@cierracoleman4405]

Part 2

[@MONARCH_FLIES]

This mf and his “for legal reasons”

[@NorahBenton-h2t]

11:47

[@sunsetlavender8315]

You sound a bit more nasely then usual. Have you catched a cold Phas? If so then i hope you recover soon. If not then i dont hear your voice enough! And i got to fix that

[@raven_5141]

Yeah He said he got a cold

[@luciamacasieb2667]

GOD THIS WAS SO HOT ALMOST MADE ME WET BUT RIP DANS LUNGS 💀💀💀

[@johanaquintanilla04]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@izaak0]

Holy sh1t anyway i hope dans doing alri

[@Janelle_vip]

Tommyinit.. lemme stop

[@lavinya-hy5tj]

Hyunjin what are you doing here😦

[@four1640]

oooOOOoo im the hundredthh commemt eheheh

[@alfinthesimpbin]

hehehehe phas tryna be all intense while getting over a cold is lowkey kinda funny. i mean, the deeper gravel helps with the character and all, but who's the snottering fuck now, hmmmm? good job, phassy. this one's a dude i'd like to throw insults at allllllll day. in the right hands (mine), bullying is a form of affection 🫶