Galaxy Heroine - Bootleg Zones

[@HiperPivociarz]

Whoever made these took some Galaxy Heroine.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[@trevingrayek1671]

Right into my veins

[@dubuyajay9964]

Your pfp looks like it had some too. :-0

[@gracekim1998]

🤣YEP

[@stevegeorge6880]

At least they never have to worry about thigh chafing whilst running awkwardly in play combat.

[@muthesquirrel]

The paint jobs were actually spot on, that's just the effect galaxy heroin.

[@r.e.z9428]

I kinda want to see a Toy Story-like movie with these toys.

[@Keznen]

Bootleg Zones: The Movie

[@majorbensonwinifredpayne2158]

Good idea actually. A movie about a relationship and conflicts between official toys and bootleg toys woud be way more interesting than Toy Story 4.

[@Tareltonlives]

Phelan's skits are still better than Toy Story 4

[@gracekim1998]

@@Tareltonlives why are you insulting toy story 4?😅 it was emotional.

[@gracekim1998]

@@majorbensonwinifredpayne2158 you mean equal

[@Gloryosky]

1:06 The problem with adding more Heroine to the Galaxy Hole is you're always CHASING the dragon.

[@phreakazoith2237]

Keep playing. One day you gonna catch the dragon for sure

[@RinAldrin]

Always chasing the pegasaurus*

[@Ardith50]

The “popular” Baltard? That’s an oxymoron if ever I heard one.

[@robo-nidai4236]

But Baltard!

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

BALTARD IS READY!!!

[@phreakazoith2237]

somewhere in the abyss of the galaxy hole there is a line of female Baltard bootlegs for sure

[@SsnakeBite]

Well, Baltard certainly is a moron, at least.

[@sharkhammr]

@@phreakazoith2237 Would those be called "Belletard"?

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

The Galaxy Hole never ends

[@goufr3540]

It never really does, and I am okay with that.

[@mightyfilm]

I wonder how many of these once cheap, throwaway bootleg toys become high end collectibles after these reviews. He sure has a knack for making you actually want these awful things.

[@stevegeorge6880]

Why doesn't Phelan simply make an entire episode consisting of playing out a combination Bevanfield/Blumhouse script with Ninja Turtles and Ghostbusters knock off toys?

[@Tareltonlives]

I loved his Cabin Fever video with Dingo characters

[@ilikethecokev2]

Probably can't come up with enough material to last long enough.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Yes, I want this too. Maybe he should put this idea on Patreon?

[@corvegastarkiller9786]

Good idea

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

"...not a drug." Somehow I just knew you will clarify that, Phelous. It is almost as if I've watching you for years and years now and know how your mind works, jeez...

[@peppermintspacecapsule9898]

It always brightens my day to take another leap through the GALAXY HOLE! Thank you, Phelan! Hope to see TREASURES OF THOSE LOST TEMPLES WARRIORS someday too.... I still have mine! :)

[@BainesMkII]

As a kid, I'd probably have pretended the inverted tuning fork sword was bolt cutters.

[@GloryHulle]

“You’re just after my nuts, aren’t you?!” is going to be the phrase I employ to end unwanted conversations from here on out.🖤

[@macuna1995]

Baltard is just too awesome.

[@TheDeldiz]

You could saw through the little plastic connecting the fingers and thumb with a piece of thread. I used to do it all the time when I was a kid when a toy came attached to a plastic stand that made it awkward to play with.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Still better looking figures than the Simpsonsns.

[@drakkenmensch]

Or the mexican baggy demonic ninja turtles.

[@bleachigo990]

Or as Phelan says “The Simpsonsnsns”

[@gracekim1998]

Indeed

[@mcmistle9892]

Damn you for shooting down the drug reference so early. Now what clever and witty comment will I post to obtain attention?

[@ninjahedgehog5]

What's more interesting than bootlegs? Bootlegs of bootlegs

[@leerogers2404]

A bootleg of a bootleg, inside a bootleg system?

[@edisonlima4647]

Bootleption

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

You should make more shows where you are just playing with toys. The "You are just after my nuts, aren't you ?" line made me cry tears of laughter. :)

[@pgj1997]

1:06 Maybe it's a two-headed dragon.

[@MrBoilertech]

I bet these toys have the word Galaxy on them so they can make a never-ending toys

[@scitechian]

@2:00 It's a shame you don't have the lineup to do your roll call, I was looking forward to your Sloth from The Goonies impression.

[@171QA]

Maybe the lack of character backstory meant for more active imaginations from the kids? It worked for Phelous. XD

[@Chicomite]

6:35 You're telling me you've never went to the barber and asked for the Upside-Down Guile? Very popular in Americaville.

[@GleeChan]

Back into the Galaxy hole. Galaxy Heroine Ventura looks like Bea Arthur.

[@AC-gb7do]

I can’t believe how far these Galaxy Warriors lines go down the bootleg rabbit hole.

[@Moonbeam143]

You could open up a bootleg toy store with all these bootlegs.

[@owmyboring3408]

Jeeze, the Galaxy Adventure Girls are more blood thirsty then the normal galaxy heroes. Steffi Love is no longer the most dangerous bootleg of the bootleg zones.

[@kjpodsia]

9:49 "What's a comater?" Well, plastic, usually.

[@brianhebert6152]

Wouldn't surprise me if there was a Galaxy Fighters version of Galaxy Adventure Girl as well

[@pon2oon]

Quick! We need a Christmas video Phelous!

[@gregzotter6189]

Guess the Galaxy Heroines can't "handle" their weapons very well!

[@sfighter0085]

Been a while, interesting find. I'm gonna need to see the "Galaxy Hero Girls" line sometime, however seeing this bootleg of a bootleg, I can already tell witch bootleg is vastly superior. Also that image of the one with the melted face is probably gonna haunt my nightmares tonight, and I just watched a V-Tech Reindeer from Ashens that's nightmare inducing, but a cake walk compared to these things. lol

[@johnf9710]

Wasn't ready for the Baltard blood splatter

[@leekronforst4589]

Ventura`s head was probably a copy of Golden Girl.

[@TheCrabbyArchives]

Hey Phelous, while I don't think they're related to this "galaxy" line, have you heard of Happywell's Galaxy Defender? It was an early 2000's line of bootlegs, I'm not sure what's in the line fully but there's these neat GaoGaiGar bootlegs of HyoRyu and all his varients.

[@ifiwasyouiwouldntbe]

I used to do lines of Galaxy Herion, but it made me G.A.G.

[@saintdane05]

Pure Galaxy Heroine is my favorite Lorde album

[@CharlieB1989]

If your thigh gap looks like that you're probably malnourished, see a doctor immediately.

[@edisonlima4647]

Dragons and... a parrot? Ok, unleash the parrots of war!

[@renamon5658]

Who else loves these bootleg zones?

[@phreakazoith2237]

I wonder if there has been a shady factory in the 80s where the originals, the bootlegs, the bootleg's bootlegs and the bootleg's bootleg's bootlegs where all made on four lines with deteriorating quality in material and paintjob and lots of overseers were checking if they do the right packaging

[@KhayJayArt]

When they made Galaxy Herione, they must've been on....heroin. BA DUM TSS

[@michaelchallis4129]

They were on galaxy.

[@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf]

Just when I thought we were safe from the galaxy hole.....

[@Tareltonlives]

Yes! Back to the Bootleg zone!

[@Tareltonlives]

And back to the Galaxy Hole!

[@Tareltonlives]

I love all the Abraxas references

[@bloodrunsclear]

I keep hearing 'Galaxy Hairline'

[@TimTE01]

Next up, the mold copy gets a copy in...Space Gals. 😁

[@Geospasmic]

I wonder what would happen if Galaxy Heroine got bootlegged, would it still be recognizable as a human figure?

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

He-Bro and the Galaxy Adventures.

[@alqu6375]

Aww, still no Boobtar... :(

[@PallysCafe]

insert joke about Phelan being addicted to Galaxy hole stuff. *clever* ...not really.

[@leemcdonald1342]

Bootleg-ception.

[@gamingchinchilla7323]

Christ, those legs! You could play a game of Horse Shoes with these figurines xD

[@BugsyFoga]

Is there a female equivalent for Baltard?

[@TeamBelmont91]

*...BALTISM!* Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week! Please, don't forget to tip your waitress -out of the nearest window- !

[@Skellman98]

Galtard

[@MediumRareOpinions]

I hope not, what if they start breeding! We can't let that happen.

[@peucoman]

Yfele, she's basically an useless coward who has to obey Werra blindly because of her magic

[@matthewhennessey5967]

Barb-tard

[@wondercub]

Where did you find these?

[@stonetic2515]

That font was specifically designed never to be in all caps.

[@andreasnickmann370]

she needs nuts for the winter may Wabuu help her by murdering some squirrels and crushing eggs?

[@RinAldrin]

Considering the quality of these things are we sure the bootleggers didn't just name them after their drug of choice?

[@SilentPrayerCG]

I was turned on that show even before every one turned on it!

[@JomasterTheSecond]

So... what's the Galaxy Adventure Girl equivalent to Baltard?

[@fatalhug5998]

I loves the nothing part

[@danstiver9135]

I wonder how many viewers have actually seen that ungodly trainwreck Abraxas?

[@gracekim1998]

Wait…..a game of thrones reference?😈 23.10.2021

[@Amesang]

A _Newhart_ reference? In 2019?!

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I kinda feel sorry for Baltard. Gotta say, at this point some youtube animator could make a nice 1983 Masters of the Universe style cartoon clip from your reviews - for Galaxy Warriors. :)

[@orionlsd]

Damn and I was really looking forward to some bootleg heroin too...the stuff with the flesh eating bacteria in it just isn't doing it for me anymore!

[@KingRandor82]

Ventura looks like Bea Arthur a bit, to me; also... $4?!!!! For that?!! That was PRICY for the time!!!

[@SHADOWZEROKYO]

phelous is $1,000 to your patreon enough for another mortal komedy episode? lol just asking

[@JiveGuruXL]

the one with the blue helmet looks like Mike Myers!

[@jonothanthrace1530]

The Galaxy Heroine logo is like if Barbie made a death metal band logo. Also, the legs have an upsetting shape.

[@StarSnowGhost]

The toy equivelant of Game of Thrones season 8.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

Could they have picked a more awful looking font for the text of those cards? Holy and shit. And I love how their legs are just jutting out of the torso piece. They really do look like noodles just shoved in there.

[@mostlymattmostly6424]

I love space drugs

[@nicholastosoni707]

The Del Rubio Triplets!

[@mrmysterious8124]

Can you look at all of the final fantasy movies🐤

[@famijher]

Just say No to extra crappy bootlegs, kids!

[@MikeOShay]

Yay, Galaxy Hole

[@mrmysterious8124]

Can you look at the street fighter animated movie!!!!!!!!!

[@mrmysterious8124]

Can you look at all of the Pokemon movies🐢🐟👹

[@YokiDokiPanic]

5:32 another unrealistic body expectation for women...

[@peucoman]

(sees Thumbnail) Why is Pol Pot, leader of the Khmer Rouges, a Galaxy Heroine

[@babablacksheep3950]

Because his brother Piss Pot was not available at the time.

[@mathieuleader8601]

inception of bootlegs

[@mrmysterious8124]

Can you look at the Sonic OVA 🤖

[@gracekim1998]

I’m not sure how requests work😅

[@johngleeman8347]

Horseshoe legs! XD

[@brendakrieger7000]

Do they sing opera😂🎤🎶

[@mathieuleader8601]

they are very melty

[@SsnakeBite]

Yikes. When you think about how much effort Sungold put into Galaxy Adventure Girl (in spite of their rather generic designs), it's pretty sad to see how poorly those have turned out.

[@kaebeelee]

ᎶᏗᏝᏗጀᎩ ᏂᏋᏒᎧᎥᏁᏋ

[@AndyNewman95]

Sungold Figyre!

[@ScratStitch]

The only people who "turned" on Game of Thrones are the same ones still complaining about Rose being in The Last Jedi.

[@Venator2015]

Galaxy Heroin? Don’t you mean Spice?

[@Dementiumfan1990]

Galaxy Heroine has one of the fugliest fonts for any product ever, next to Hydlide

[@mrmysterious8124]

Can you look at Dead Space downfall💀🔪👽👾

[@cganimefan1267]

I love the She-Ra Netflix show. It's one of the best modern shows of all time.

[@RokuroCarisu]

Do you realize that "best modern shows of all time" is an oxymoron?

[@silverfoil8854]

@@RokuroCarisu OK Boomer.

[@RokuroCarisu]

@@silverfoil8854 Joke's on you, I'm a Millenial. :p

[@silverfoil8854]

@@RokuroCarisu Boomer is a mindset.

[@RokuroCarisu]

@@silverfoil8854 Boomer is a generation. Zoomer is a mindset though.

[@Tareltonlives]

The Tuning Fork Sword is the dumbest sword since the one in Sword and the Sorceror

[@mrmysterious8124]

Can you look at Halo Legends👽👾🔫💀

[@LaNoLaCola]

Can't wait for random fanboys to get upset about the redesign for Galaxy Heroine in the Netflix reboot

[@trevingrayek1671]

“Ugh, this 14 year old isn’t nearly sexy enough for me. What a garbage show.”

[@matthewhennessey5967]

If they change the colors of some of the characters, I'll be pissed.

[@gracekim1998]

Well that sounds FAMILIAR

[@captainimagination1110]

Phelous can you do a review of The Legend Of Zelda games.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Yikes, looks like the Annoying Orange!

[@AlbinoAxolotl]

Damn look at that thigh gap!