Phil Wang Tries Flirting With Rachel Riley | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

[@formoftherapy]

"If I've ever learned anything about women--and I haven't." This guy's timing is brill.

[@klstay9704]

Form of Therapy I didn't expect you to be here😂😂

[@leonawroth2516]

Wikipedia disagrees with you: Comic timing is the use of rhythm, tempo, and pausing to enhance comedy and humour.

[@JosephMeme]

You're silly

[@henrybenton770]

Form of Therapy Jk

[@Lmclean89]

that's the most simple joke ever wtf are you talking about lmfao

[@erikmerrill8280]

Rachel was 100% starting to do that problem in her head.

[@TheDiggster13]

I'll be honest, I was also starting to do it.

[@asiansex4694]

I was starting to do her in my head.

[@joskimengstrom2853]

Who wasn't?

[@Nickademas1]

Ive never focused harder n I feel uncomfortable 😣

[@jimboslice314]

@@asiansex4694 hahahahahahaha

[@DanSvensson]

he should have ended the pickup line with "... at what time do I pick you up?"

[@npsck1802]

DanSvensson No No, it’s much better to just go in a completely different direction, otherwise the joke wouldn’t have landed as well

[@connormurphy7873]

Agreed, if he went with that it would have been too clever. The thing that is funny is the surprise; through the setup the audience is waiting for the clever punchline and he get his laugh by quickly coming to the deadpan ending.

[@METALFREAK03]

It wasn't funny at all.

[@alephnull4044]

@@npsck1802 Exactly

[@hodor6159]

That would've actually been a good pickup line and thus too smooth for his act

[@NosajKnows]

WE CAN'T EVEN USE MATHS TO IMPRESS HER. We have no chance.

[@bedoublewide]

I bet 69 gets her every-time... *drops mic*

[@NosajKnows]

bedoublewide Mate she would drop you on your head if you said that to her

[@DrewDawkins]

She's a fan of Numberwang.

[@antonyevans7785]

You deserve more likes! That's NUMBERWANG

[@TDFF4]

Drew Dawkins Rachel Riley? that's NUMBER WANG

[@ProMaxElite]

He was trying so hard not to laugh while saying that

[@paengjones8081]

Phil is honestly cute and I think that’s not talked about enough.

[@PostPatriot1978]

He's not all that funny of a comedian. Just being honest. Don't get me wrong. I feel affection towards his character, but he's not in the big leagues like Sean Locke or Jimmy Carr

[@bonesuk1898]

The poontang gag is quality, the delivery was legendary.

[@zyaicob]

Literally perfectly

[@alicebrown2393]

Russell's reaction to Jon claiming he had a mouse was brilliant

[@CARBr6]

A-MAZ-ING!! I love Russel Howard's stand up and he often talks about his mum, and you're never quite sure whether it's a rountine or real. That fact that she admits to winding him up makes me believe all his previous stories and love it even more!!

[@henrikhyrup3995]

"Anyway I brought this LITTLE MOUSE!" I could watch that ending over and over - simply hilarious :D

[@ashleymccarthy6232]

Jon is unbelievable. Fantastically quick witted.

[@Shinx990]

It's funny hearing all of Russell's jokes about his mum, and finding out she is 100% like how he's described her.

[@ansuhmayram]

jon stole the show

[@turgsh01]

Nah, sometimes Sean Lock steals it.

[@johnvonhorn2942]

Jon's very special

[@Juan-wg4ss]

John von Horn EXTRA special

[@ngubod16]

I understood that reference.

[@trevorminyard8885]

Jon steals the first half of every show and then Joe steps in

[@earendilthebright5402]

Mainly for the poontang hahahahahhahahaha

[@davidmaxwaterman]

Never heard that word before... Had to look it up

[@tiborpandza8530]

That's used all the time in North America whereas you guys always use cunt and we never do. Kinda the same thing.

[@simonl2072]

That's why I did Engineering.....still waiting

[@RunIt_Straightt]

I think man's was tryna say Putang, but needed to sound smarter so he said poontang lmao

[@GeorgiNM]

Then there's "Pootie Tang" + Otara F do you mean _putain_ ?

[@danf8047]

Phil has that perfect delivery and it's like watching Jimmy's protégé at work hahah

[@DutchDread]

Rachel is the most unreasonably perfect woman I've ever seen.

[@DestroyerofWorlds0x]

How dare she!

[@DutchDread]

Erebus Vain I know right, what a bitch.

[@-_Nuke_-]

said the lesbian

[@4Everlast]

That's the make up. Without it who knows what you'd be looking at.

[@bookl0ver]

Dino Sabalić a woman. You'd be looking at a woman if she had no makeup on.

[@hamishwoodland7424]

But mainly for the Poontang... Just fantastic.

[@warzonemoments3970]

I don't get it

[@user-xd4sk4pk7h]

Extinction nor me

[@TheAcdcninja]

Poontang means pussy. It’s a joke about how engineers don’t get laid much

[@humanchannel7825]

@@warzonemoments3970 of course you don’t because you’re stupid

[@warzonemoments3970]

@@humanchannel7825 you are right sir. I even got my IQ tested, it came back as 50. Dang it I am dumb

[@ThankYouCityOfficial]

I really feel like Phil has heard a lot of Tom Lehrer in his time. The way he timed the delivery of that joke was perfect.

[@haiman4962]

" I brought this little MOUSE!" so cute his voice.

[@hyperionman420]

Dude in the glasses has really good comedic timing.

[@johnmartinez7440]

Name's literally in the title ffs

[@Ometecuhtli]

Dude without glasses is good too.

[@RyanOConnell02]

It's so pure that Russell does everything with his mam

[@JackT13]

Rachel Riley. Just Rachel fucking Riley.

[@JimGardner]

I know. God, I know.

[@imtrollingson]

pft, Susie Dent is where it's at.

[@JimGardner]

imtrollingson Don't get me wrong. If the Dentmeister wanted to come over, watch a film, and snuggle on the settee, I'd be totally cool with that.

[@tylermassey5431]

Not anymore. Did you see that dead upper lip? Somebody convinced her that she could only stay pretty if she shoots her face full of botulism, and now she's well on her way to looking as ridiculous as Vorderman.

[@dmg8530]

and if the Dentmeister wanted to recite a few clever words to describe the televisional feast that we were enjoying, that would be fine. But if she got bored with the actors' vocabularies, opened her Concise Oxford Dictionary and started reciting 20 letters words, like "microelectrophoreses", I would say, "OH, DENT NO!!!"

[@marcoschaub8978]

That poor guy... Shot down by Rachel Riley... You could see it in her eyes, that slight shaking of the head really meant "NO!"

[@Roronoa2zoro]

I think the funny thing is; you thought that was a sincere attempt

[@TequilaToothpick]

Yes, shaking of the head means 'no'. Nodding often means ''yes', just an fyi.

[@marcoschaub8978]

+Ulquiorra4sama I know his attempt was not sincere, but her shutdown was... +Swoooze First, this is not true in Japan, just fyi. Second, that was not my point. The shaking of the head is secondary to the look in her eyes.

[@Helter75]

And that's relevant information because it's obviously a Japanese show.

[@tombrady5587]

You can bet that there would be tentacles involved.

[@glennmatthews1208]

Russell Howard's mum is funnier than him.

[@ichael333]

Glenn Matthews its not that hard

[@EllysaE]

Glenn Matthews he had to get it somewhere.

[@glennmatthews1208]

She's even less funny than Russell.

[@seanc41556]

Glenn Matthews Not that that would be difficult

[@haunter4708]

soumik mukherjee Rosin Connarghty (I had a stab at the spelling lol)

[@shanhussain6114]

Russell Howard's mum is so adorable

[@jamesx2703]

partly for the transferable technical skills... but mainly for the poontang 😂😂

[@cindy85]

what is a poontang? 😶

[@jamesx2703]

@@cindy85 a lady garden, a foofoo if you will etc etc

[@jameskung9808]

Hi James

[@alanburge2725]

Phil is hilarious here. Also it is great and heart warming to see Russell with his mum. Awesome

[@stewarthills9344]

Rachel must be 1/cos(c) , because she is sec(c) !

[@RayanKhan]

Stu Wilkes Nice

[@VineDrums]

Stu Wilkes That's fucking great

[@VineDrums]

Stu Wilkes That's fucking great

[@stewarthills9344]

CBA Fantham or the square root of the derivative of tan(c)

[@Graveyard151]

guys I've exams coming up and this is really dropping my confidence

[@sederquest]

Russell's mom, has got it going on!

[@the_headless_horseman9682]

Maybe he's related to Stacy

[@JimGardner]

Russell's Mam is proper fit.

[@mathewdaly8515]

Jim Gardner I bluddy well love you British.

[@groke5897]

I would

[@npsck1802]

That’s one of the most British sentences I have ever read

[@lightingandsoundtheonlyway6517]

Fuck you left wing fucktards

[@rorywhelan_]

She looks like she was fit about 30 years ago

[@philipshearer5286]

2:19 is where the video actually starts

[@ZiggEnt86]

This was one of the funniest bits I have seen from this show, so far.

[@metalmick]

Russell stands on the coffee table, hitches up his dress and screams: "Thomassss"!

[@Happygolucky1989]

I’m in love with Phil Wang! He’s so cute ☺️

[@AllenKey19]

This guy is absolutely hilarious well played sir 😂

[@sophiaadcock6769]

Russell's dear mum certainly seems a petite lady but oh so funny 😂

[@fenhen]

John and Russel used to live together, hence John feels it’s okay to start ripping him immediately.

[@TheXin89]

Oh my, I tried putting subtitles on for English.. When Jon says he tried to book Russels's father, it puts down, "I tried to fuck him but he said the missus it away tonight and I'm going mental". Well done, well done!

[@alexknight4433]

TheXin89 can you explain what he meant by that cause English is only my second language?

[@cuzned1375]

I think Russell really was ready to slug Jon at the end there 😂

[@kyles2592]

It's not often that Jon is the one doing the teasing, but I like it.

[@margaretfly2712]

Russell's mom is adorable

[@kaldogorath]

You know, I can't watch 8 out of 10 cats or countdown, but 8 out of 10 cats does countdown is amazing

[@realmichellemullins]

What's not to love about this video?! Love Nanette!

[@TheRock-ie9pm]

TBH phil is an ok looking guy

[@zyaicob]

Phil's a good looking man

[@that.guy11]

Russell Howard shoehorning his mum into absolutely everything as per usual

[@rare6499]

‘Tries’? I would say he smashed it. In more ways than one.

[@boland73]

I liked this video because of all the Russell Howard bits teasing him not what the title says lol

[@RoboticDragon]

Jon's jokes were great.

[@zaklo5151]

He should have just said “will you Phil my Wang?”

[@uptightfifahdyolo6477]

his mum is not that bad lol :D

[@millball]

Why does this not have more likes!?

[@Yoxidelf]

That Jon guy was surprisingly funny

[@JohnHolywell]

Thanks

[@QixTheDS]

John H this would be funnier if your names weren’t spelled differently

[@zom3g]

Uh.. he's not 'that Jon guy' he's Jon Richardson

[@corpgov]

Brave. Give him credit for that. I would have stuttered and the words probably wouldn't have come out

[@clintbrunke2074]

I feel like the Britt's got it so right. By having these tight not groups of comedians who can all be on a show together. Then it doesn't matter what the show is . America has slowly been understanding this but only doing podcasts . Or talk shows. Give these comedians something to do and let them rip.

[@Saif-Uzumaki]

'HA HA HAAA' MICHAEL LAUGH US AMAZING

[@LachlanFountain]

where is sean locke

[@arvind6821]

On tour.

[@thsscapi]

And the brilliant thing is, there was a *chance* Rachel would've said yes.

[@CyberEJ]

Wow she's fitter than I expected

[@oOBeagleOo]

Matt Blade she's a dream

[@JiFan]

Wot, Russell's mum?

[@primustorus5116]

I, er actually thought that Matt Blade was talking about his Mum... and I agreed with him.

[@chattycathydoll]

Matt Blade that's someone's mum.

[@unownnnn]

Russel's mum is so sweet

[@haunter4708]

What was Jon's mascot???

[@adnanhussain9410]

your mom

[@hawrihemin7850]

Rachel is perfect in every sense.

[@pikikle]

your link takes us to the wrong episode.

[@mitchellweiner4990]

Russell’s mom is so cute!

[@dmpunk]

Where's Sean Lock?

[@CeruleanBlue61]

ravster619 Buried under my gazebo

[@HMSindistinguishable]

Poontang is an excellent and underused word

[@aragonaut]

He should have asked what the square root of 4761 was, and when she worked it out, flex his eyebrows

[@chenaaron3853]

yeah, we should all do that. Try whatever it takes to ask Rachel out. Believe me, it's worth the effort.

[@nasekiller]

i am not surprised that didnt work. the moment he said he studied engineering she must have known he is not good at math.

[@shannoncain8377]

What did Phil say when Roisin brought out her wok?

[@Avistew]

"I wondered where I put that"

[@ggrocketleague9098]

Russell's Mum, legend!

[@MultiBigbird01]

His mum is incredibly beautiful.

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Russell's mum looks a bit like an older Roisin.

[@neponsetriver]

Who's that all tarted up at 1:24?

[@sluaghsidhe8384]

Russ's mom is so beautiful, his dad must've been punching above his weight.

[@avetrotter1356]

why are none of the comments talking about russell's mum

[@zapkvr]

Rachael always wears those pretty dresses. She knows how to flatter her figure alright.

[@tomwotton9]

God! Is it really 7 years?!

[@azuraelya]

Love the pick up line! If a train leaves Manchester for London at the speed of 30m/s at 12:20pm and another train leaves Birmingham for Newcastle at a speed of 45m/s half an hour later will you go out with me?

[@ascasc9957]

Even funnier, my local Chinese is called the lucky wok.

[@TCt83067695]

must watch full episode

[@redpandagaming9078]

Isn't this what most straight men turn into when trying to chat up Rachel? Reminds me of the Skiing skit when Sean says, "Well that's a challenging wank!" lol!

[@sya8109]

Russel is here...this is good news.

[@srikesingh5080]

did she say " back off fucker"?!

[@mikerodriguez5606]

I'm so mad I barely found this show

[@sweiland75]

Does Russell live with his Mother?

[@rahulkemp6489]

no

[@ElleW415]

he's cute AF tho

[@MrMicheals08]

Philly Philly Wang Wang

[@Chazzs]

What is the episode/ series ?

[@MrVinylJunkie]

Russell's Mum Is A Looker !!! :-)

[@George_Bland]

So what mascot did Jon bring?

[@zanderman004]

I think I fancy Russel’s mum. :o

[@coley38772]

Russell's mum is gorgeous

[@nathanaelkennedy3992]

Genius.

[@yorkemar]

In the words of simon in the Inbetweeners..that mum is fit.

[@NickyG-NZ]

That was fantastic.

[@Zachfmn]

Love Jon so much XD

[@TheSteelStallion]

I'd gladly accept Russell Howard being replaced by his mum in anything. And when the hell did he get his teeth fixed?

[@dudeymcduderson]

Was Russell going to punch the mouse?

[@sashafox105]

Yes I will go out with you Phil lmaooooo

[@willlondon281]

Look at the subtitles 3:37