Philomena Cunk - Moments of Wonder - Full Series Part 2 (Episodes 09 - 15)

[@Unknown-jt1jo]

"Again, I'd have to weigh the risk-benefit ratio of, uh--what'd you call them?" "Monster Munch."

[@user-wi9hv2pb2q]

"bet you're terrible to go on holiday." 😂

[@dr.OgataSerizawa]

I could watch and listen to her all day long✨

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

Listening to the Cunk videos is a fantastic way to fall asleep.

[@TrueBlueCat]

​@@michaelj.beglinjr.2804indeed. Thats what I'm doing now.

[@jonhohensee3258]

No you couldn't.

[@kevinkusek]

Did she ever figure out how much I can get for a kidney?

[@jac585]

She is the ultimate conspiracy theorist.

[@genghiswolves]

"Laughter is the best medicine. But then why are so many comedians dying of cancer? Maybe they weren't funny enough. It's a sobering thought. And that's useful cause many comedians are also alcoholics" 3:10 With that delivery. This woman is killing me.

[@SnickleFritzzzzzz]

This one got me too hahaha

[@Stitchwitchstitch]

Her “my mate” stories are just… gold!

[@DH007-w2d]

Her mate Paul ?

[@MertexJ]

It’s clearly a copy of the early Ali G interviews but it’s good non the less

[@84com83]

@@DH007-w2d Hermit pole, no way!!!

[@scorsesefan91]

It's always Paul

[@markrichter2053]

“Fish tanks made of graph paper!” “So my shoes are a building.”😂😂😂

[@tjjames9846]

“And also, being women, they really like ponies.” 🤣🤣🤣 “If it wasn’t for the Suffragettes, I probably wouldn’t be standing here now. I’d be in the kitchen, where I belong.” 😂😂😂 The writing and her performance are absolutely amazing and hilarious!

[@markrichter2053]

“Why can’t we get medicine crisps?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JK_Clark]

The bit about the Magma Carter being Latin for cardboard volcano had me in tears! Such a brilliant performance.

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

It takes an awful lot of talent and intelligence for a person to act this dumb on film, and Diane Morgan does it as easily as she breathes. Her Cunk is a guaranteed way to brighten up even my darkest day, and I wish i could thank her for it. As it is, thank you wirewehere (which is a fantastic name) for posting these together.

[@LutchdomanenGroomupadiac-dv8vl]

Shes using an ai generator but this doesn't take away her acting skills and comedy.

[@matic7589]

​@@LutchdomanenGroomupadiac-dv8vl ai generator for what?

[@NordicFireDKK]

Lol got any source on that? ​@@LutchdomanenGroomupadiac-dv8vl

[@Klokopf52]

@@LutchdomanenGroomupadiac-dv8vl I don't think AIs have been around for long enough to do that, given she started doing this almost 10 years ago i think.

[@senamy424]

She is unbelievable entertaining with science , history , philosophy , art ...

[@DH007-w2d]

She knows a lot of things.

[@MR-mc6rj]

" I killed John Bishop is an odd talking point " " Is it " ? The ridiculousness of those words is brilliant. Philomena is an absolute joy. The deadpan delivery, straight face and the sarcasm is beautiful. Thanks for rhe upload, very enjoyable now I feel happier. 😃

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

You do realise she is scripted. She is not ad libbing. The main writer is comedian Charlie Brooker.

[@GermanSausagesAreTheWurst]

I have a very gullible friend who was visiting over the holidays. I played the Cunk Christmas Special, and he thought it was a real documentary. I never told him the truth.

[@ceedavies]

I love how he trolls her with 'what's monster munch?'

[@verminlady]

I didn't know what monster much was until I turned 16

[@jackfitzpatrick8173]

My God...this woman is hysterical!

[@nik-btd]

This is so great. Greetings to you Philomena, thanks to you I can now be brilliant in society and mundane events.

[@EerieBoyWithoutaHeart]

I’m a teacher. That’s how I always make my classes sound. My students have the best results.

[@YuckFoutube-e1z]

I'm, I, My. You also mark your students results. You.

[@JeremyWWWWW]

..."And whatever the opposite of Sting is." That is possibly the single most hilarious thing I've ever heard.

[@someguy6076]

"What powers a mirror ??" Can't say that I have ever pondered that particular mystery of the universe before.

[@macmanmanny3983]

vanity. Vanity powers mirrors. (i think that was pretty smart.. and yes I am very proud of myself)

[@jeepliving1]

@@macmanmanny3983Your mirror must be turbo charged. 😂

[@scarfhs1]

Well now you have something to reflect on.

[@efka35able]

The patience of that doctor is unbelievable...

[@simonzai7386]

Since I've been living in my shed over the past month I've listened to most episodes of The Infinite Monkey Cage so this has been priceless 😂

[@jwbowen]

Is it still going? It's probably been ten years since I've listened to a discussion about what the moment of death for a strawberry is like.

[@robward8247]

thank you for these, ive seen almost all her other stuff, but never these

[@wirewehear7254]

You are welcome. I did it mainly for myself tbh, as the 4 minute chunk format was a bit unsatisfying, but was glad to share with everyone else. Having said that I haven't actually watched these myself yet as we're watching other stuff at present. Kinda saving it, something to look forward to. So everyone quoting their favourite lines (which is fine) is kind of going over my head at the moment, out of context and all.

[@mwangiphalis2636]

"Why is the world's hair such a strange color?" She said referring to grass. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@razielcroft-mo8ll]

Everywhere I go she's there to make me smile

[@shrivern1788]

"Onions are disgusting"

[@spmoran4703]

I love them . I must be disgusting

[@env0x]

@@spmoran4703 keep eating them they fight cancer

[@DavidDenney-p5h]

ahaha

[@DavidDenney-p5h]

Monster munch lollol

[@wc587]

There is an anecdote that while observing the London skyline, the then prince Charles remarked, "You really have to hand it to the Luftwaffe. When they bombed London they didn't replace it with anything more offensive than rubble."

[@aazhie]

Her szooming in on the statues junk is so silly xD

[@jjmorris1890]

After my 10th viewing of everything Cunkian, I find myself wondering if there are any outtakes online? I don’t normally enjoy that kind of fluff, but I would love see to the experts and Diane breaking character. They’re so good at keeping straight faces!

[@jonhohensee3258]

Your first sentence shouldn't have a question mark.

[@matic7589]

​@@jonhohensee3258you should congratulate yourself for helping. ❤

[@munocat]

where has this doctor been living? under a rock? Monster munch have been around for decades, all over the UK

[@OnionFestival-si7tr]

He’s posh. Poshes don’t live in the same world normal people do.

[@n1vca]

10:56 sounds almost like Brexit - Love the British humour - Greetings from Germany

[@core-nix1885]

We haven't ended democracy or thrown out our system of government. In fact, very very little has changed. We've had neoliberalism for the past 40 years, and we're gonna have it for another 40, provided that we aren't interrupted by WW3. Probably the wrong time and place to say it, but you started it 😅

[@JoeKolko-lx7wo]

Just got your book. Thank you. I'll recover some time, hopefully not too soon.

[@sivavarma1502]

Who are you? - Philomena Cunk

[@clementmartinez121]

Somehow it showed up... I'm halfway confused, as I had been watching documentaries about history. Still just amused by the questions. Carry on.

[@PC-dh7mu]

For awhile now if I ask a friend a question they clearly don't know, I'll add, "Sorry, you're not the mirrors expert, are you."

[@matthewjones2513]

I'm not buying his anti medical crisps pitch.

[@drpatriciamushonga5411]

I think they’d be disgusting and not many people would want to take them and they’d be higher rates of defaulting treatment.

[@danarzechula3769]

😂😂❤

[@cmtaylor]

me neither...would the risk/benefit of analysis really lead a doctor to believe the dangers of a small bag of chips is worse than going unmedicated for, idk...HIV?

[@adrian3355w]

I would have said that it would be hard to administer the correct dosages... Given there are not enough chips in a pack nowadays

[@ToxicAvengerFanboy]

haven't laughed that hard for a long time, i need her cool

[@JamesWalker-ty5rt]

''My mate paul sent me a youtube video that proves spiders arnt actually alive, they just look like they are and no one knows what they are made of''

[@matic7589]

Plot twist: this is not a satire and she is an actual reporter doing her best. 🙌

[@girl-in-a-treehouse]

I love how she exposes little cracks in the clinical, serious demeanors of intellectuals so you can see little parts of their character and humor

[@Gaffney-xp3vx]

You crack me up every single time 😂❤

[@raantas946]

"in war 2, hitler dropped lots of bombs on the city, killing loads of architecture"

[@panhandlersparadise1733]

The title for this video sounds like something Cunk herself came up with: "Full Series Part 2 (Episodes 09-15)"

[@wirewehear7254]

She suggested it to me, in a dream.

[@cmflorence8037]

I love the guy asking her questions in response to her stupid questions 10:50

[@thomasesau2376]

I just realized that this woman has turned the art of pillow talk into conversation. She makes my toes tingle.

[@DH007-w2d]

As long as it stays in the toes...

[@emmae4602]

I had no idea that Brian Cox played the keyboard for D:Ream! I thought it was another of Cunk’s jokes until I googled it! 🤣

[@casard5235]

The Queen is on all of our currency (I think).Cheers from Canada 🇨🇦

[@leec6707]

"You've never seen 'Homes Under The Hammer"? 🤣

[@seigneurjesuistoipshaw.5359]

Back to front, upside down and inside out…😂😂😂❤

[@allenraysmith6885]

She is so funny!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@TrueBlueCat]

Onions ARE evil. Pure evil. 🥂 Ms Cunk🥂

[@spmoran4703]

And I love them . I must be evil.

[@jestermoon]

Relax and Enjoy the genius at play 10:01 🎉 Stay Silly 10:19

[@Aman-mf2ml]

"I killed John Bishop..." "Did you?" LMAOOO 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@hm6219]

Idk why. But i’m in love with her!

[@drvansomeren]

Hmmm, no reference to her mate Paul ?

[@billywalker7775]

"next time, I'll be asking, 'how much for new pants?'"

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

I know it was meant as a joke, but I'd say that Bob Geldof was more charitable and compassionate towards the poor than the so-called Mother Teresa ever was. Anyone thinking she was a good person really needs to look into her life more, and "Hell's Angel" by the sorely missed Christopher Hitchens would be a good place to start doing just that. The Church's PR machine did a fantastic job on her.

[@wirewehear7254]

My wife shares your opinion of Mother T.

[@maartenvandam344]

A friend of poverty, not a friend of the poor.

[@danarzechula3769]

Nobody else was doing anything for the poor. They just criticized ones who are least tried.

[@84com83]

21:36 What we should be really scared of is "Our Mageddon" (whatever that is?).

[@shoera14]

I love this comedy... it's so funny... she should do'" what is a woman?"" It would be fun

[@archiermanilo23]

Nah the daily wire are a bunch of gits with no friends.

[@yoborris]

awww shes too funny bless

[@84com83]

16:50 "I´m a frayed knot"?

[@MrZebeda]

Dr. Martin sounds like a man of infinite patience who had to deal with a large number of dumbasses during his long and illustrious career.

[@mikezooper]

She is an expert in humour, meaning she’s as qualified as the experts she interviews, even though they probably think she’s dumb 😂

[@bryn494]

In 1881 flogging was abolished in the military and the Fenian bombing campaign began.

[@Ciprian-Amarandei]

I would like Philomena Cunk as a character in a movie.

[@mohammadawab2675]

I love this bit 10:12 - 11:36 🤣

[@TheJovialBrit]

"What's your background..?" 😅😅

[@ry7300]

Robert Hazell, instead of being an a55 (aka politician/philosopher).. What is YOUR solution??

[@AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah]

"Uh... No, it wasn't" - Philomena: 👁 👄 👁

[@84com83]

17:30 "A Pockalypps" - Ah, finally defined!

[@Bimby-b]

One of my favourite cunk things is " now gods dead"

[@casard5235]

So when this Universe entropies, the remains are used to refuel, by whatever means, another Universe. Glad it's a long way off. Right, back to the fun...

[@MFTKR]

Robert hazel explained brexit 10.20

[@nnglnd]

How can anyone not know monster munch???

[@MichaelLee-em4le]

5:08 fish tanks made of graph paper

[@davidlist7507]

actually, onions are very good for health as is garlic

[@davidduma7615]

Now I want Monster Munch

[@wirewehear7254]

What's that? I've never heard of it.

[@bobbart4198]

... Philomena Cunk reminds me of my sister when she was young, she too was cute, but astonishingly dense ... yes this IS kind of a sexist comment ... to anyone who had never met my sister ...

[@CheeseburgerRandy17]

Not so much sexist as extremely weird

[@bobbart4198]

@@CheeseburgerRandy17... ALSO sad but true ! ...

[@nyikasplace9886]

​@@CheeseburgerRandy17I think you are just dumb

[@cmtaylor]

@@CheeseburgerRandy17 yeah, i'm not seeing the sexist bit? it'd only be sexist if you said she was astonishingly dense -because- she is a female.

[@grandlotus1]

What are "Dickey-Tommies"?

[@wirewehear7254]

Was it 'dicky tummy'? Here in the UK that means belly-ache.

[@grandlotus1]

@@wirewehear7254 THANKS!

[@kakacis6784]

🙏

[@normanndaba8823]

Brian Cox…a Key Boardist😂

[@ivy_1990]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@darrenreid7172]

Medicine crisps 😂

[@SnickleFritzzzzzz]

According to google translate Magma carta is Latin for cardboard volcano 😂😂

[@seanstarkey6851]

Cat's whiskers.. :)

[@jeraldbaxter3532]

Moments of Wonder"...Very appropriate title, because this woman does make you wonder.I've heard it said that we live in the age of the common denominator; after watching her, well, I do not know about denominator, but she definitely is common. "Who are you?" indeed.

[@wirewehear7254]

You do realise she's a character played by an actress? And yeah, I think DM probably is common. What's wrong with that?

[@vectravi2008]

She is such a great actress he actually believes her character is real. Best complement ever. 😂

[@renegarza9]

“What if we voted to end democracy” “How would you do that?” Meanwhile, America: “hold my beer”

[@GODulMarie]

😂 and also 😢

[@kevinwade1775]

Oh boy 😂😂😂😂

[@normanndaba8823]

What the heck is pocolyps?😜

[@wirewehear7254]

I've heard of Poxy Lips...

[@mwangiphalis2636]

@@wirewehear7254 Thought she said polka lips. I half hoped she would follow it up with a Herpes joke or something

[@SophRose1]

Injecting a doctor into the body 😂😂😂😂

[@rahileshanbi5551]

The best of greek inventions: Thick yogurt Democracy Triangles Sodomoy

[@greenfloatingtoad]

My mate paul...

[@TheBromptonTraveler]

8:40 😂

[@emmanuelguzman489]

11:07 November 5th, 2024

[@Anicius_]

Where do these robots come from.. ffs lol

[@Vegan123]

He mustn't have any kids if he does not know what monster munch is !

[@shmackydoodRon]

I would cherish her and make her feel like a queen.

[@danielkoher1944]

😂 HELLLLLL O! Who are YOU?!

[@Purple_Kinetic]

Philomena c _or_ Ali g....

[@Baysidemom2]

a crossover tour!

[@Purple_Kinetic]

@@Baysidemom2 Totally in for that 😜

[@ciprianpopa1503]

It's good for a laugh, but in the facebook age people are actually like this.

[@wirewehear7254]

Well that's part of what she's satirising.

[@ciprianpopa1503]

@@wirewehear7254 That's glorifying stupidity.

[@wirewehear7254]

It's not glorifying it, it's satirising it, which is pretty much the polar opposite.@@ciprianpopa1503

[@vangroover1903]

@@ciprianpopa1503 You are doing quite a job of that yourself.

[@ciprianpopa1503]

@@vangroover1903 What's your subject? Doing what may I ask?

[@Omphile-gc2mw]

"Hello, who are you"

[@mastiffsal8185]

His face when she says "I bet you're terrible to go on holiday with". It looks like he wants to punch her.

[@alegogo2911]

Ah yes femininesm and femininests