Philza gets taunted by Tommy, Ranboo & Drista on Dream SMP

This was VERY chaotic...
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[@wonergie]

I saw ‘Tommy and Ranboo’ and was like oh cool but then I saw ‘Drista’ and knew sh*t was going down

[@joe-tomwilliams5548]

How is Tommy teleporting?

[@kytota1470]

lol.

[@ceegeetee]

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current Subs 4610

[@joe-tomwilliams5548]

@Vrinda Singh yeah coz drista gave him op

[@edmundcairns6440]

Yeah me too

[@Iris-oo4pr]

Alternative title: Old game developer gets raided by three minors

[@psychott6]

Like the sound of that, I do

[@AkiraN19]

Drista doesn't clean up the barrier blocks properly and there'll just forever be a place in Phil's basement where people run into an invisible wall

[@spleens4200]

And a set of stairs into the sky

[@EveryThingGirl238]

birdza moments

[@thedumbone2687]

I can hear techno laughing the sh*t out of him across the internet waves

[@albert_the_cool8092]

tommy*

[@azidal3755]

@@albert_the_cool8092 no I hear Techno too. Just laughing and not logging on to help. XD

[@kazutokirigaya9745]

Me:*Presses X for same*

[@foxinabox1234]

Techno’s most amazing way to call Tommy a child is to warn him about Jonathan Swift

[@sailoragitate7186]

10000 IQ

[@ChiefYoshi]

A reference only intellectuals and old viewers will understand

[@ladygabes5558]

I don't get it :(

[@sailoragitate7186]

@@ladygabes5558 Jonathan Swift, a satirist, once suggested that the Irish eat their children, in Techno's recent stream, a zombie villager eats a baby villager, therefore Techno naming the zombie villager, (after being cured) "Jonathan Swift," Techno telling Tommy to becareful of Jonathan Swift is just him calling Tommy a child

[@ChiefYoshi]

@@ladygabes5558 The other guy above explained who Jonathan Swift was, so if you want to see the original reference Technoblade made a few years ago, look up “School Adventures- Skywars” by Technoblade and skip to 4 minutes 30 seconds

[@flyingallnight5197]

Tommy tried the “teleports behind you” trick on the guy who’s skin is literally an anime character. 300 IQ moment right there

[@freddy_9900]

What anime character?

[@I_barely_know]

@@freddy_9900 Kisuke Urharah from bleach

[@eliuvu764]

@@freddy_9900 Urahara Kisuke from Bleach

[@TheBlep]

@@freddy_9900 Philza Minecraft from Minecraft

[@rainbowstarmew]

Top ten philza big brain moments

[@hobbyexploration7060]

I love how phil just call drista, ranboo and tommy "chaotic little shits"

[@Js_a_random-bl9ye]

Well... he's not wrong...

[@boglarkabanka7749]

Ranboo: "Just more trauma" * *jazz music stops* * * *undertale music starts* *

[@kazutokirigaya9745]

Everyone at that moment be like áááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááá

[@towet]

"This is the dsmp" "There is no compensation for trauma" *"Only more trauma"*

[@VisionaryForge_]

Literally the characters and viewers 😆 😭

[@---bs9bi]

Not even funny man

[@cadenceolivia6304]

I love ranboo sm

[@liviwaslost]

Only Spain without the S

[@cvtelyclxre5626]

*fallen down plays*

[@-randomuser-4897]

I love how Techno logged in just to quote Phil-

[@cofffee817]

He does that a lot and it is amazing

[@type174]

You’re one of those people that end all of their sentences in hyphens, even when it doesn’t make sense

[@kolan3145]

I love how techno is just technoblade

[@kezy_b8984]

i was the 2000 like :)

[@sumire2452]

i mean he's do everything but content in this moment.....

[@caleyroe7095]

Ranboo spitting hard facts: On the DreamSMP you don't get compensation for your trauma... only more trauma.

[@PixelStacker]

Techno’s most amazing way to call Tommy a child is to warn him about Jonathan Swift right

[@scoobybag1072]

LMAO HES SO SMART

[@murphy9970]

phil’s realization that it wasn’t dream is perfect

[@sophiegibb2135]

HI i luveVfingyoudo

[@dreamofficial5538]

How does Tommy disappear

[@Mee-9]

@@dreamofficial5538 spectator mode

[@sophiegibb2135]

☺☺☺☺

[@maaarceee]

Yeah 😂

[@elain.marged]

“I am traumatized. I need compensation.” “Lmao this is the DreamSMP” PLEASE-

[@account4842]

Well atleast it was filler so Phil won't remember it

[@account4842]

Yo wat if all fillers are drista's weird fever dream that manifest themselves into the timeline but dreamXD cleans it up before it becomes canon

[@elain.marged]

@@account4842 man that would be awesome

[@alexplaysminc.-.5922]

THE ONLY COMPENSATION YOU GET IN THIS SERVER IS MORE TRAUMA, PHIL

[@roxine5639]

So true XD

[@helder04_2]

Philza is the most family-friendly channel that curses.

[@Js_a_random-bl9ye]

Yes

[@that1lonelyguy]

Can we just appreciate philza being a father figure to people who don't have dads because if I could give him the award of being the #1 dad I would've done it long time ago

[@caramelomelt9347]

Tommy and drista being chaotic While ranboo is just watching them traumatising philza

[@FrizellaTheBee]

Tommy and Drista are the perfect duo and you can't convince me otherwise

[@randomeli00t]

Im the 669th like

[@Nic77408]

Alternative title: Mr Minecraft is harassed by small gremlins

[@BTSmith-lp5pe]

small gremlins + ranboo

[@gendiskaira]

small gremlins + an half enderboy*

[@RealMelodyHope]

*tall gremlins and chaos incarnate

[@TheDarkPledge909]

@@RealMelodyHope drista and tall gremlins?

[@williamfalls]

And Techno cautiously watches, in case they spawn a baby zombie.

[@Tirryna]

The oldest player getting god-modded by a group of ACTUAL KIDS is freaking hilarious. Phil has patience that even I, a mom to a 15 and 18 year old, don't have.

[@zuxl-4945]

Alternative title: dadza gettin annoyed with his son and his friends

[@akakak17]

Everyone gangsta til drista pulls up with barriers

[@JimmyHRX]

Hmmm

[@celestial4919]

Everyone gangsta til drista takes out the fork

[@pikloo4631]

Everyone gangsta until drista exists

[@mrdoh450]

Thats why you should always carry chorus fruits

[@potatoechip2043]

@@mrdoh450 they can't go to the end

[@gab_7386]

The amount of patience Phil showed is insane

[@bellabarnabas6157]

Stream title?

[@gab_7386]

@@bellabarnabas6157 this video, bruh

[@socialanxiety9153]

I dunno how he does it man

[@raspberryraptor3854]

@@bellabarnabas6157 latest stream i think

[@pyro_5]

@@bellabarnabas6157 It was from his latest stream which was the Knockout city sponsor, he played minecraft later on in the stream

[@junabugs]

i was waiting for techno to log on and say "leave phil alone, children" then log off

[@gabfranciscoxd1329]

Tommy stealing philza's shits

[@gabfranciscoxd1329]

Hahahahaha

[@kacie-nicolegibson1357]

Phil is like a dad to everyone on the server and 2 million kids including me because our dads left us

[@Alphawolf-qd3ow]

The kids:*trap phil* Phil:*pissed off* My brain: PHILZAS PISSED AT THE KIDS!!

[@S0fizzy]

*HES CRAFTING A BELT*

[@turboturabi2981]

KİDS NEED DİSCİPLİNE

[@tatumgil2875]

Philza is going to beat some kids

[@nadia5092]

PHILZA IS CRAFTING A BELT

[@taco_xd1725]

Some kids gonna be beat tonight

[@zorostoenails1061]

You already know this happens daily when he can tell the difference from Dream and Drista without even being in a voice call with them.

[@eagleeye7743]

Yes Zenitsu

[@spursfan7134]

LMAO

[@izzye1532]

did anyone else notice that tommy and ranboo swapped boots lmao

[@RIP_Technoblade]

Techno can teleport him using his stasis chamber if they want to put philza in there forever. (5:25 shoutout to the chat for the idea)

[@azidal3755]

Drista can teleport him back.

[@guintbuint1853]

my first thought after reading the title was: *philza minecraft is pissed at the kids. he's crafting the belt*

[@leduck7694]

KIDS NEED DISCEPLINING

[@LavenBisc]

@@leduck7694 IS THAT EVEN A *WORD*

[@leduck7694]

@@LavenBisc NO

[@muntahasworld6944]

@@leduck7694 PHILZA MINECRAFT IS GOING TO BEAT SOME KIDSSSSS

[@HadesLostBIN]

MASSIVE PHILZA IS MAD AT THE KIDS

[@geb9083]

-Dream accidentally made philza into creative mode- Dream:Oh crap i meant adventure Philza:-*Inner power unleashed*- Tommy and Ranboo:MASSIVE PHILZA'S PISSED AT THE KIDS

[@scrensaver_]

He would immediately get an elytra, I guarantee it

[@quicksilver1646]

@@scrensaver_ He’s crafting a belt, as we speak

[@khuedinhvan1986]

yes

[@dawnsjen]

Alternative Title: 2 Kids and their freind traumatise a old man.

[@turtleninja4955]

correction: Alternative Title: 2 Kids and God traumatise the creator of minecraft

[@TimeBucks]

Seeing drista made me feel very excited

[@Harish-wt8tr]

Verified Boi

[@nienel]

Sounds weird g

[@aizuni]

ummm

[@DF-kc2dc]

Simp

[@aizuni]

@@DF-kc2dc I’m afraid he’s not ONLY a simp-

[@ays4335]

“Wait is that? That’s not Dream is it.” Types: IS THAT F*CKING DRISTA “It f*cking is isn’t it? It is. It absolutely is. There’s nobody more chaotic.”

[@_taytots_118]

What part of the video is that

[@ays4335]

@@_taytots_118 5:20

[@PlutoIsntReal_]

"This is the Dream SMP, There is no compensation for trauma, just more trauma." -Ranboo, 2021 Truer words have never been spoken

[@dangeredspecies689]

208 Likes and 1 REPLY ME OF COURSE HOW?

[@jellybiscuitbag]

It took me a minute and a half to realize Phil himself was the one who posted this video

[@samiyahshaikh]

I realized when I was this comment

[@rijulsingh7445]

Lol I realised that when I saw your comment

[@JoaquinTheAvenger]

Yoooo samee

[@jennybryannas.calago3070]

0:39 Dadza's boutta craft a belt now

[@kazutokirigaya9745]

Cough cough ChILDREN RuN

[@affdafwfwa]

"Technoblade joined the game" CAREFUL THAT'S WHERE I LEFT JONATHAN "Technoblade left the game"

[@EMan-me8om]

SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE

[@Kama-vp5fm]

Lol

[@shaneliralaliag5065]

When chaos is happening in the SMP with someone using Dream's account, we only know who is the one using the account. *Drista*

[@FrizellaTheBee]

She's chaos incarnate

[@just_ise4418]

y e p new ppl be like W A I T- XDDD

[@Js_a_random-bl9ye]

Dream is *nobody* next to Drista

[@delevadoune382]

Philza minecraft is so brave, he's the bravest man i've ever met

[@kong6581]

You've met??

[@may7594]

Lol Tommy and Drista are just the perfect chaotic duo

[@guabu21]

i love how he thought it was dream until he realized that not even dream is that chaotic

[@Enkaizu]

Ikr so rvil

[@gendiskaira]

"rvil"

[@eudaimonixx9909]

@boy lasagna rvil

[@bharadwajg2650]

@@eudaimonixx9909 rvil

[@tojisleftbuttcheek4954]

@@eudaimonixx9909 rvil

[@arehm.707]

three children: *walk up and nod to Phil* phil: *looks at camera*

[@jaywolf4824]

“Lmao this is the Dream SMP, there is no compensation for trauma, just more trauma” I love Ranboo

[@the_freakin_yui]

3:12 this is literally a "dad can my friends come over?" situation

[@pando218]

Alternate title: Old man gets beaten up, trapped, and laughed at by the young

[@username3442]

underrated

[@billy6678]

@@username3442 rated

[@account4842]

bIG PHILZA IS ABOUT TO CRAFT A BE-

[@demeebutyoutube9179]

Dont take this comment out of context

[@nemomukerji]

2021 v Coluorized

[@justmexiuyingd594]

*''You'd better not break that fancy redstone door I spent weeks on'' - Philza (THE AUDACITY) - Technoblade 2021*

[@williamcorkey3083]

6:32 "Ok, we're hopping back on hypixel today!"

[@Fadekazimir]

POV: your siblings/pets won't leave you alone 9:09

[@lemnomm]

Tommy: *simply exists* Phil: “What do you want raccoon child”

[@mesmist4404]

None of the clips of this show what ranboo wrote on the sign facing away from Phil that made him crack up laughing. That was one of the best parts.

[@Acidima]

what did he write?

[@mesmist4404]

@@Acidima Caution: He bites

[@catluvvr_]

Drista is actully Awsame

[@marieburman-wiegele6343]

0:38 cant wait to see Tommy’s reaction to Phil if he ever sees this

[@cloudk0o630]

Tommy ranboo and dream: *spams donkeys an builds things out of stone in the basement* Philza: OH- U LITTLE SHT *digs straight down aggressively*

[@newt1348]

Tommy, Drista and Ranboo menacingly circling Phil has the same energy as that "How many times we gotta tell you this, old man!!" meme

[@MarioMario9000100]

4:43 phil booking it after seeing the barrier blocks always kills me

[@KaiaXEN]

The way they all just walk up to Phil though

[@Starccc]

Story time: So when i was 8 i was in my backgarden showing my neighbour how to play frisbee with a dog bowl. The dog bowl came flying back and hit me in the chest, i couldnt breath and my neighbour was just their watching me and my parents were having a barbecue

[@greenghostie9551]

You had no reason whatsoever to tell that story but thank you for still telling that and giving me a mental image of that .

[@Retrodank]

Thanks for sharing

[@kazutokirigaya9745]

Oof time to fly to the crow father and call him birdza whilst flying lmaoo

[@meeatyuwhole3889]

9:47 “So chaotic” Phil sighs as he proceeds to down a whole bottle of beer

[@dangeredspecies689]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@P4rd0fel1s]

LMFAO

[@hyphenss6526]

PFFF

[@hexhenry6187]

breaking news: local father gets attacked by child, friend, and prisoners sister who became a god

[@disgraceful_]

Dad in a cage, WHAT WILL HE DO? Leave like any dad would do.

[@KadeMCYT]

the dentist gets taunted by Tommy, Ranboo & Drista on dream smp

[@TobyRann]

0:07 that’s how u know he’s dadza. “ You little s*it”

[@_Tazo]

Peoples who thought DreamSMP was gone:

[@kirpy4356]

Dream smp is officially dead

[@nesto09]

@@kirpy4356 it wasnt roleplay so no

[@XENAEIX]

Wait what happed to his background?

[@kirpy4356]

Yeah I know but there is too much creative

[@defuzie6869]

@@nesto09 it is roleplay

[@ikayotrof703]

Dadza after getting out of the box: I'M CRAFTING A BELT

[@randodudevr1115]

Ohh nooo

[@randodudevr1115]

NOT AGAIN

[@ladywinterlive5301]

Tommy: being a little gremlin Phil: 100% done with dealing with Tommy and his pranks Tommy you better watch ur back tonight lol

[@rowana2452]

‘He gonna do something’ I said, ‘it’s gonna be funny’ I said

[@jordansorenson698]

When Philza glitches through the barrier block... "You do not understand the extent of my abilities."

[@azidal3755]

In other words, "You underestimate my power!"

[@henrybrun936]

I wheezed so hard when Tommy said "donkeh" in the chat.

[@SeaForest]

Chat when anything happens to Phil concerning any “gremlin children”: PHILZA IS PISSED *leather snap sound*

[@MicahSmoak1204]

Three teenagers traumatize a bird while Blood god laughs in his face

[@s.s_444]

“no one more chaotic than drista” one of my favorite moments.

[@mihoscat44]

Ph1LzA: Enderman place so much stuff around here Me: then don’t live next to Ranboo the One Enderman in the server

[@chloesilverwolf739]

"Just kill god it's not that hard" any David Humes in the chat?

[@mentallyy.sillyy]

Tommy: how to get people pissed off 101

[@dakotaskong759]

Alternate title: dadza fails to take control of his 3 children

[@noyankucuk8667]

*you meant 3 orphans?*

[@dakotaskong759]

@@noyankucuk8667 oh yea true

[@spademaid5595]

The children just flocked to Philza! That’s adorable!

[@shadowshade904]

"Lmao this is the dreamsmp. You don't get compensation for trauma. Just more trauma." BRUH THATS SO TRUE IT HURTS 😭🤚

[@daisytaylor9734]

Ok so I just noticed that Tommy and ranboo switched shoes to be like mix&match, I’m gonna cry :,)

[@Jezzibolt]

I loved this chaos on stream. The “Careful, he bites” was the cherry on top.

[@Ally-oj2cy]

"Is that f*cking Drista? It f*cking is, isn't it. It is. It absolutely is. There's nobody more chaotic." -Philza 2021

[@shadowredswag2526]

Tommy: im back cuz i just fixed my camera Philza: *i can hear him laughing in the vc*

[@july_juli]

When they all come Phil’s like “Oh shit, more children”

[@melmccx]

I saw the title and knew I had to click. I wasn’t disappointed

[@water_is_wet]

Ok

[@gerhardskd2916]

We all know he is doing this for the likes

[@arothesilverhunter]

Dude you literally posted this comment the moment the video was posted lmao. You can't have watched it yet

[@SonicStar737]

Yeah literally bro

[@jazibnibrasahamed9146]

I saw that Philza uploaded and I knew I had to click it.

[@shadowchains6407]

Person in chat: kill her Philza: kill god? me: I mean Business Bay did it with a way more experienced god!

[@lauriewashere9530]

6:23 love how foolishg told him to fight back

[@kid0ra]

05:37 "There's nobody more chaotic" I love how Phil can tell Dream and Drista apart by the level of chaos-causing each of 'em is capable of xDD And Dream is on a high stake of "chaotic" already xD

[@airihxx]

*I'm already interested by the title right here*

[@legs4428]

chat pearson: kill him phil: you mean kill god technoblade joins.

[@its_ian2u282]

Kids when they realize philza's skin is from an anime :O

[@ChloroFluoroHexane]

Surprised Pikachu face

[@L4xu0rii_PNG]

Wait hang on it is??

[@L4xu0rii_PNG]

What anime?

[@ChloroFluoroHexane]

@@L4xu0rii_PNG Bleach

[@L4xu0rii_PNG]

@@ChloroFluoroHexane Thanks

[@dfquartzidn6151]

PHILZA DEALING WITH THE CHILDREN OF THE SMP LMAO

[@Alex22034]

The clearest zoo I've ever seen

[@pinkbirdy308]

5:07 5:21 The moment he started realizing that it was in fact Drista.

[@eisbaeraurora]

That F5 mode snipe was sweet. Would love to see it from Tommy's perspective.

[@juniibbug]

PHILZA’S CRAFTIN’ A BELT TO KEEP THE KIDS IN LINE

[@somerandomguy0101]

Leash? 😅😅😅

[@juniibbug]

@@somerandomguy0101 no *loud smacking noises*

[@oaverage_bird]

MASSIVE PHILZA IS GONNA GO BEAT SOME KIDS

[@tiarehenry7507]

it's so funny how a group of kids just walk over to philza like it's kids seeing their grandpa and causing mischief

[@sunbird5222]

“There is no compensation for trauma, only more trauma” My dudes been through some stuff

[@thedeeznut]

Phil is just casually playing as the hardcore god, meanwhile a child attacks him.

[@Yannn546]

Alternate title : Old man gets bullied by a couple of teens for 9 mins (feat. A Pig )

[@p1neqpple693]

The three most chaotic children bully dadza

[@discat907]

I love tormenting old men in a video game

[@bronzeisafurry489]

Tommy: donkeh Phil: proceeds to slaughter the family of donkehs